28/12/2017 - Part 1

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0:00:32 > 0:00:38VOICES CHATTER IN DISTANCE

0:00:40 > 0:00:48ALARM BEEPS

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Dad, the alarm would have gone off.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16No-one has access to your safe.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18I don't think you understand.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Well, I am just a girl.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29It's highly sensitive information.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30HE KEYS IN NUMBERS

0:01:32 > 0:01:34HE EXHALES

0:01:34 > 0:01:37There's enough in here to throw Weylands into a very harsh light,

0:01:37 > 0:01:39bring down half the council...

0:01:41 > 0:01:43..never mind what this might do to me personally.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54I don't have another three years to spend

0:01:54 > 0:01:58languishing unjustly at Her Majesty's pleasure.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59No.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Are you feeling sick again?

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Oh, don't fuss!

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Here.

0:02:17 > 0:02:22I've missed the boys. It's been quiet, just us.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Maybe I should track Luke down and get Josh round -

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- family dinner at New Year or something.- I don't think so.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30But we must celebrate.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33I mean, this is what it's all been about, isn't it?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Everything we've worked for together -

0:02:35 > 0:02:38the fall of Walford, justice for Mum.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Her suicide, your wrongful imprisonment -

0:02:45 > 0:02:48all started by one false rape allegation.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54That's our whole childhood - that story.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Kathy says you're lying.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04How is that new information?

0:03:05 > 0:03:06I believe Kathy.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12I thought you were scared of being left on your own.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Yeah, well, I'll just have to get over myself, won't I?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17I can't be baby-sat for the rest of my life. And...

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Look, I know you don't understand, but we agreed -

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Louie should still see Lauren, shouldn't he?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'll try and get hold of Emin.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31No, thank you! New year, new me. Being scared stops now.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32I'm sick of it.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Are you going to chuck me out rather than have one honest conversation with me?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I'm your daughter. I'm not your property!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Confiscate her pass.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43SHOUTS: Confiscate her pass!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48That's everything I know, yeah?

0:03:48 > 0:03:49OK. Have you signed and dated it?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Yeah.- Any other witnesses?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Yeah, there's a few people out here.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Oh, have a heart! - I need my straighteners!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02- I thought you won some money at the bingo?- Just leave me my straighteners!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04And what's to stop me calling the Old Bill over here right now?

0:04:04 > 0:04:08This legally binding bailiff authorisation on the loans you've took out, Ms Taylor.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Loans? What loans?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12If I don't have my straighteners, I will have a medical emergency!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Shut up!- You wanted proper presents!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16All right!

0:04:16 > 0:04:17You know how this works, love.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21You find the sum of £1,000 before 12.15 tomorrow,

0:04:21 > 0:04:24and you don't get served with a third-party debt order.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Oh!

0:04:25 > 0:04:28It weren't a win at the bingo! Why are you saying it's the bingo for?

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Why have you always got to lie about it?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- You wanted proper presents! I got you proper presents! - Oh, have a word!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34How are Chatham and Riley going to react when they get home

0:04:34 > 0:04:37and find out they've had to give back their whole Christmas?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45And my hair's going to be a nightmare.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47I spent ages practising with them straighteners!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54There's only one thing to be done, Mum.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Oh, no!- You'll end up in court.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Don't ask me that! - And we will end up in care!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I ain't going there!

0:05:00 > 0:05:02I ain't doing it, Bernadette!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Push the button. Arthur, push the middle button. That's it.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20No. Let Daddy have a look. Let Daddy have a look.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Ooh, look! Aargh!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28THEY LAUGH

0:05:55 > 0:05:57WHISPERS: This is what we're going to do.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Now, Mummy's still Mummy, OK?

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Don't be scared.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03We're going to go in there, we're going to play peekaboo

0:06:03 > 0:06:05and we're going to give her a high five, yeah?

0:06:05 > 0:06:10Yeah? Come on, then. Ready? There she is.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Hey!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Go and give her a high five. - Can I have a high five?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20You're so strong!

0:06:20 > 0:06:24I've missed you, baby. Hi, baby.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Catastrophic brain injury? But it's not...

0:06:29 > 0:06:33- I mean, there's still something they can do, right?- Yeah, of course.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Yeah, every test, every treatment.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Tanya's gone to pieces.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43I keep telling her they've got to give you the worst case, haven't they?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Just got to keep it together.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49She'll come round. I know she will.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Just need a little sign, that's all.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57I know she can hear us.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59She was reaching out to me.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07I'm here now.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15DOOR OPENS

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Don't turn me away.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26- We're closed.- Please.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Are you actually mad?

0:07:30 > 0:07:34No. Cancer of the liver, not the brain.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48So frustratingly old, Kathy.

0:07:52 > 0:07:58We have had a lifetime apart. We have limited time now.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04There are so few people out there who...

0:08:07 > 0:08:08We connected.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12That's why it matters. We used to connect, didn't we?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14No.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17We did. You must remember.

0:08:17 > 0:08:23I know you remember. All this...

0:08:25 > 0:08:30So much thought and hard work and so much effort.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36My private obsession.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39You must see. Years and years.

0:08:40 > 0:08:45Every decision I have made. All for you, Kathy.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46For this moment.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52You ain't making sense and you sound like a creep.

0:08:55 > 0:09:02I want to give you what you didn't have all those years ago.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06You are free.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11Free...to choose, Kathy.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16I kept him back for you, but you don't even need Ian now, really.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20And it can't be much longer before he realises he should go and find that wife.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22You had nothing to do with Jane leaving.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25HE CHUCKLES

0:09:28 > 0:09:34Free. Nothing tying you down. That is my gift.

0:09:36 > 0:09:41And then, if you wanted to choose me...

0:09:42 > 0:09:47..not to be indelicate - I...I have a small fortune.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52And there has only ever been one person I wanted to share it with.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I'm lonely, Kathy. You understand?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07May I at least sit down?

0:10:13 > 0:10:14HE EXHALES

0:10:17 > 0:10:18HE EXHALES

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Right, if you want burgers first, you'll have to get a move on.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Lily!

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Uh-oh! I think she's gone deaf. See, that's a shame

0:10:29 > 0:10:32because I was going to get some sweets for this panto and all.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33I ain't deaf!

0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Oh, yes, you are!- Oh, no, I ain't!

0:10:35 > 0:10:36- Oh, yes, you are!- Oh, no, I ain't!

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Right, come on, then. Let's get dressed. Ten minutes. Come on!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41I'm going to wear my princess shoes!

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Good, good! Let's go. Come on, Arthur. Let's go.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Let's go and get dressed.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick! Up them stairs!

0:10:46 > 0:10:51- Martin, we need to talk about this. - No. I've already told you -

0:10:51 > 0:10:53we're not wrecking the kids' Christmas.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Come on, I'll race you! I'll race you!

0:11:02 > 0:11:03That was us.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- That was us!- No, it wasn't.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Yes, it was!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Yes, it was.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09- Oi, oi!- Sorry, sorry.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Stop! I want to get off! Sorry.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14- Sorry.- We need to get off!

0:11:14 > 0:11:16SHE PRESSES BELL

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Oi, bus driver! Can you stop, please?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Oi! Oi! Oi!

0:11:27 > 0:11:32Yeah, I'm just ringing about the two-bedroom apartment you've got in Stratford.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33It is?

0:11:34 > 0:11:35How much?

0:11:37 > 0:11:38How much?!

0:11:40 > 0:11:43I don't suppose there's much anyone can do about it now.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45All the local pubs are closing, aren't they?

0:11:45 > 0:11:49But the thing is, this really is the Vic's last New Year.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50We've got to have one last party.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Another party?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Yeah, well, don't look at me.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56No, no. Sorry, ladies.

0:11:56 > 0:12:003rd of Jan, I am homeless, jobless and moving back to my mother's.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03I ain't got time for a happy New Year. I've got a life to pack up!

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I thought I was being innovative.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Had you bringing in fruit to put on the bar, remember?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14And that old cleaning lady - what was her name?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Ethel.- That's it!

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Took a big bite out of a kiwi with the skin on.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Claimed The Dagmar was trying to poison her!

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Hm!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29We all tell ourselves stories...

0:12:29 > 0:12:32..about how we wind up where we wind up,

0:12:32 > 0:12:33the choices we make.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Oh, don't you dare!

0:12:38 > 0:12:43Is that why you're here? More of your mind-messing chat, James?

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Yeah, well, I'm ready for you this time because do you know what?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48You've said it all. You've bored me, you've scared me.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50I didn't mean to scare. Halloween...

0:12:50 > 0:12:55Will you get this through your head? I am never going to agree

0:12:55 > 0:12:59because we both know what really went on, and it's done.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02And I am never going there again!

0:13:02 > 0:13:07No, no! I understand. You view what happened between us as rape.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09No, the truth!

0:13:09 > 0:13:13And I paid a very high price, didn't I? Well, didn't I?

0:13:17 > 0:13:20I'm not trying to make you change your mind.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24I'm...I'm just saying that, possibly,

0:13:24 > 0:13:26in different circumstances,

0:13:26 > 0:13:28things might have worked out differently for us.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34And the circumstances are different now, aren't they?

0:13:38 > 0:13:42We sort of think death only happens to other people.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47I can see the end of the line, Kathy.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50I didn't expect it to come up on me so quickly.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Don't you think it's time we moved on,

0:13:56 > 0:14:00act like the mature adults we really should be by now

0:14:00 > 0:14:03while we can...please?

0:14:06 > 0:14:10You know, you still are the most beautiful woman.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14OK, starting the brain stem test.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17I know it's a cliche - blame your father,

0:14:17 > 0:14:19fall-back position for the properly screwed up.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22No responses to painful stimuli...

0:14:22 > 0:14:24I've even tried praying.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Do you know it's taken me two weeks to finally get up the guts to ask my dad?

0:14:33 > 0:14:38And when I do, he dismisses me like I'm an irritation.

0:14:39 > 0:14:44An employee. And there's my answer.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49I was brought up on a pack of lies.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52My poor mum.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58It wasn't the accusation she couldn't live with.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01It was knowing that she was married to a rapist.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Yeah, well, you're a family of users.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Not got more than half a heart between the whole lot of them.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Says you!

0:15:17 > 0:15:18I really did want to marry you.

0:15:25 > 0:15:30The damage we've done in Walford in the name of revenge,

0:15:30 > 0:15:32or whatever was going on in your dad's head.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33And Weylands do what?

0:15:33 > 0:15:35They clean up, move on to the next place.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39At what cost?

0:15:43 > 0:15:47You don't think you've actually got God without noticing, do you?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Miracles can happen, Max.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10You want to go to the panto, you go.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12I'll stay at home with Hope.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14- I want to talk to you. - I told you - now is not the time.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17So when, Martin? Cos not yesterday, not tonight.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18I need you to talk to me.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19And say what?

0:16:22 > 0:16:23What do you want me to do, Stace?

0:16:26 > 0:16:27You want me to shout?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29You want me to hit you?

0:16:29 > 0:16:33Ask what that bald ginger sack has got that I've not?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Or ask how in God's name you could throw everything that we have made,

0:16:36 > 0:16:39everything that we have been through, away for that scumbag?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Right, the kids are waiting.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46What do we do now?

0:16:46 > 0:16:47It's not about us.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51The moment we chose to have kids

0:16:51 > 0:16:53was the moment we chose to put ourselves second.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56They come first. I thought... I thought we was on the same page.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58- We are.- No! No, we're not

0:16:58 > 0:17:02cos I feel like you have got a little bit confused

0:17:02 > 0:17:05between passion and stupidity.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Do you really think sleeping

0:17:11 > 0:17:14with middle-aged Max Branning...

0:17:16 > 0:17:18..is exciting?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Is that what does it for you, Stace?

0:17:20 > 0:17:25You think you're the only one who doesn't find real life boring

0:17:25 > 0:17:26and crap and exhausting sometimes?

0:17:28 > 0:17:30You see, but I'm not prepared to swap

0:17:30 > 0:17:33my day-to-day routine for misery.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Not a chance.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Not just because you want a little bit of drama in your life.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41- It wasn't like that... - It's pathetic! It's pathetic.

0:17:43 > 0:17:49The whole time that we've been together, everything...

0:17:51 > 0:17:57..this is the first time I've looked at you and seen you ugly.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05And I ain't talking about it. I ain't talking it over.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08And I ain't going to tell you what we do next, right?

0:18:08 > 0:18:12Because you did this. You kicked this off.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16You want this to split up our family...

0:18:18 > 0:18:22..then YOU split up our family. You ain't laying this on me.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25This is your choice.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Yay!- Yay! Come on, let's go! Are we ready?

0:18:35 > 0:18:39Is it pantomime time, yeah? Pantomime time!

0:18:41 > 0:18:42SHE GROANS

0:18:44 > 0:18:45Touch your toes.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47I don't want to touch my toes. You touch my toes!

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Well, how's that going to work? I ain't the one with the stitch, Bernadette!

0:18:50 > 0:18:52- Mum...- Yes, all right. Shut up!

0:18:55 > 0:18:56That's it.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06- WHISPERS:- Wow.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10The villa in Tuscany...

0:19:15 > 0:19:17..full-length pool...

0:19:20 > 0:19:21..Sydney apartment...

0:19:23 > 0:19:25..little place in the Cotswolds.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Well, if there's somewhere else you'd like to see,

0:19:29 > 0:19:31you only need to say the word.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35I want to look after you, Kathy.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I want to spend my last few months with you.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41I want you.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Old fool! I always have.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Kathy, if you can't go into this with trust,

0:19:54 > 0:19:58then I've been thinking, we could make it a more formal, um...

0:20:00 > 0:20:02A business arrangement.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08I can pay you for your time.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10What do you say?

0:20:13 > 0:20:19I think you'd have saved yourself an awful lot of effort

0:20:19 > 0:20:21if you'd just asked me in the first place.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26But you're no Richard Gere.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29And I am definitely no Julia Roberts.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30What?

0:20:31 > 0:20:36Well, you can't force yourself on me, so you want to pay me for it.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41No. You know that's not what I meant.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43And I say...

0:20:45 > 0:20:46No!

0:20:46 > 0:20:47No!

0:20:47 > 0:20:48HE GROANS

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Thank you very much! But I said no then,

0:20:51 > 0:20:57and I say no now, you sad, deluded, pathetic old man!

0:20:57 > 0:21:00Destroy the Square so I've got nothing to lose?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02No, Kathy!

0:21:02 > 0:21:05I have friends. I have a life.

0:21:05 > 0:21:10And I will ALWAYS belong here! Now, you get this -

0:21:10 > 0:21:16if I EVER see you again, I will find the biggest, sharpest knife

0:21:16 > 0:21:21and I will cut it off and I will serve it to you in a sandwich!

0:21:21 > 0:21:25If you don't believe me, look in my eyes.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Look in my eyes, James!

0:21:30 > 0:21:32HE GROANS

0:21:34 > 0:21:39We all die alone, James. It's inevitable.

0:21:39 > 0:21:40You can say what you like

0:21:40 > 0:21:43and you can put in all the effort you like,

0:21:43 > 0:21:46but the facts do not change.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48You are going to hell.

0:21:50 > 0:21:51So go to hell!

0:22:01 > 0:22:02I can't do it.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Come on, it's freezing. Mum, you know it's time.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08You look great.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10I look like I've had an accident with an ice lolly.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12DOORBELL RINGS JINGLE BELLS TUNE

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Must need my head seeing to.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Kandice?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Karen.- I thought you had them lasered.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Terrible colour on you. What do you want?

0:22:27 > 0:22:28A sit-down wouldn't go amiss.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30What you doing living right out here for?

0:22:30 > 0:22:34I wasn't aware of inviting you over.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Berni, darling!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Oh, look at you!

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Well, go on, then. You're letting out my heating.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46What is it this time? Destitute, debt?

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Oh! You're not up the duff again are you, babes?

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Cos, honestly, it's a little bit tricky to tell there.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Debt. We need a grand by tomorrow, Auntie Kandi.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59£1,000! God's sake, Karen!

0:23:01 > 0:23:02SHE SIGHS

0:23:02 > 0:23:06I suppose it is the season of goodwill,

0:23:06 > 0:23:09and Malcolm hasn't sent his donation to the donkey sanctuary yet,

0:23:09 > 0:23:12so you can be our charity.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25Never been good with her finances, your mum.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Even when we were kids, if we ever got pocket money,

0:23:28 > 0:23:30she'd spend it all on sweets

0:23:30 > 0:23:33and shove them in her fat gob before she could get out the shop.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Don't you call me fat, four eyes!- Ooh!

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Your nan could never take a joke, neither.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39- Me?- Mum...

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Oh, no, no! Sorry. I ain't the one with no sense of humour.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44- If you say so, babes. - Mum, shut up now.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48I say - Christmas, 2014.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51- Turkey drumstick, Kandice.- Ooh!

0:23:56 > 0:23:58SHE LAUGHS

0:23:58 > 0:23:59Hilarious!

0:24:01 > 0:24:05I'd almost forgot. Now I ain't.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Happy New Year.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53She'd love it!

0:24:53 > 0:24:54THEY GIGGLE

0:25:04 > 0:25:06What are you doing, showing your boat in here?

0:25:06 > 0:25:08What did you say, Michael?

0:25:08 > 0:25:11You crossed the line. My kid could have found that gun.

0:25:11 > 0:25:12You plant it,

0:25:12 > 0:25:14and then you spin the Old Bill a little story.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21You're lucky they're crawling all over the gaff

0:25:21 > 0:25:23as I would seriously lose the plot.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28We stand to make 150 grand each.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32I need someone who can keep it together,

0:25:32 > 0:25:35who's quick on their feet. You passed the test.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Now, mine's a quick double, please?

0:25:42 > 0:25:47Just get it in your nut - I will never work for you.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Ever.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Am I getting that drink, please?

0:26:10 > 0:26:11I hate this time of year.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Oh, don't! It's all diets and resolutions, ain't it?

0:26:14 > 0:26:19Yeah. I mean, that's not even talking about removal men or job hunting.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Though I do like a nice removal man.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25Of course, probably what you need is a good East End knees-up.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28- Girls!- Ian'll do the food. - Decorations.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30And the Albert has always got a few spare crates.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32And you would not have to lift a finger, Linda.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34You lot are worse than the kids!

0:26:34 > 0:26:38You're seriously not going to stop banging on about this until I say yes, are you?

0:26:38 > 0:26:39- No.- No.- Is that a yes?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43- Yes. - THEY CHEER

0:26:43 > 0:26:44She said yes, then?

0:26:44 > 0:26:48OK, people! Last ever party here, New Year's Eve.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51- Let's make it a night to remember!- Yes!- Yes!

0:26:51 > 0:26:53I'm thinking themes, yeah? What do you reckon to a theme?

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Oh, yeah, yeah. Lovely.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Well, I would say that was a very good move.

0:26:58 > 0:27:03You stay here, drink your wine and pretend it's still Christmas.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05It ain't just you who's invested in this place.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Well, how is it my fault?

0:27:08 > 0:27:11Well, it ain't me who earns 20p and half a pint of shandy a week!

0:27:11 > 0:27:13We can't afford a shed up the allotment.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15I don't want to live with you anyway.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17I don't want to live with you either, Shirley!

0:27:17 > 0:27:19The rest of the world get a long-term partner.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22I have to live with my crusty, dried-up old sister!

0:27:57 > 0:27:59FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:27:59 > 0:28:02SOUND OF POLICE RADIO

0:28:02 > 0:28:03HE KNOCKS

0:28:09 > 0:28:10Abs?

0:28:15 > 0:28:16Abi?

0:28:21 > 0:28:23BEEPING

0:28:23 > 0:28:24Nurse! Her eyes are moving!

0:28:26 > 0:28:27BEEPING STOPS

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Open the door, sir! Sir, open the door, please!

0:28:38 > 0:28:40HE GROANS

0:28:42 > 0:28:44HE GASPS

0:28:47 > 0:28:50Oscar Delta 178 to control. Receiving. Over.