0:00:37 > 0:00:38Mick!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43What's the matter, babe?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46I want you looking a million dollars tonight.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49We're going down in Walford folklore.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50They'll put up a blue plaque.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54"Mick and Linda Carter lived here - went out with a bang."
0:01:19 > 0:01:24They're still warm, these pages. I love all that.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Could you tell Lauren I probably won't be in to see her today?
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Yeah, course. It's all right. It won't be a problem.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34No idea where Luke and Fi are, so sorting all this is on me.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Listen, if you do see Fi, make sure you thank her for all this, yeah?
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Yeah?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41The deeds to half of Albert Square.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43I'm going to sell them back to their rightful owners.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45That'll make their New Year.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Well, someone somewhere needs something to look forward to.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49PHONE RINGS
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Hello? Yeah, speaking.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56No, of course. Yeah. I'll come now.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I can't make it to the Vic tonight.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02I dunno, it just must be some sort of bug or something.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06I'm so sorry, Kim, because I really, really wanted to be there tonight.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10No, no, no, darling.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14No, you have fun tonight. I'm just going to take myself to bed
0:02:14 > 0:02:19and, you know, just picture you lot drunk and singing and...
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Getting on everybody's nerves.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Yeah, so, darling, you have fun tonight, darling, OK?
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Yeah, I'll see you next year.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28SHE COUGHS
0:02:28 > 0:02:31You - you are some liar.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Yeah?- Yeah.- Yeah. What's your excuse going to be?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Well, my future bride is - oh, thank you -
0:02:36 > 0:02:40very, very ill and because we didn't get the chance to spend
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Christmas together, I'd better stay in and look after her.- Yeah.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- This is going to be our first New Year together.- Mm-hm.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53- I have got the booze in.- Yeah. - I've got food in, I've got candles.
0:02:53 > 0:02:58- Aw!- Yeah. Just the two of us. You, me and the bells.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Ding dong.- Mmm!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Yeah!- I'll make you better.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11You all right, Cora? Is Tanya here?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Oh!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I've just seen Abi. How could you?
0:03:18 > 0:03:19How COULD YOU?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31So there's the Christmas film with all the couples,
0:03:31 > 0:03:34and then over to the review of all of last year's news,
0:03:34 > 0:03:38which leads us nicely back to the concert at Westminster.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41What are you doing with those?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Well, there's a party at the Vic tonight.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Oh, Ted - we're not going out. Alan might call.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Yeah. Yeah, well, we could do that.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Or we could pop out for a bit.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55I mean, just for a bit. First New Year on the Square.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- We should make an effort. - The thing about New Year is...
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Please, Joyce, not the speech.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03It's a sham. It's a sham, Ted.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06All these people pretending to be your best friends,
0:04:06 > 0:04:08just because of a date in the calendar.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11It's so false, Ted.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- I'll put these back, then.- Yeah.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Mum just called. I need to pop round hers.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Mart.- Yeah, sorry.- It's all right.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Are you going to the Vic later?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Only Dee's a little bit ill, so we're just going to have a
0:04:31 > 0:04:34quiet one in, me and her and all the Dr Love that she can handle.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Uh, same.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Well, sort of the same. I'm staying in with Stace.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43But, um, too many kids and no baby-sitter.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Least it's sort of romantic.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Yeah, yeah. Who doesn't love a bit of that?
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Yeah. Cheers, buddy.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56CAT MEOWS
0:04:56 > 0:05:00All right? I thought you weren't moving out til after New Year.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Yeah, well, Masood called - the new people are coming tomorrow.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- We're just waiting for a cab. - To your new place?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09No, to the King George Guest House. Our new place isn't ready yet.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11The King George is a dump.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13It's all we could find at such short notice.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15There's got to be a better place than that.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Be nice if we could spend New Year together.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26So it has to be now? Can't we delay it, or put it off?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I'm afraid not.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Abi's not stable, which means the risk to the baby's considerable.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Do I need to sign anything?- No.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37But if you want to be there to receive the baby,
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- I'm perfectly happy to allow that. - Yeah, course I want to be there.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48They're worried about Abi having a cardiac arrest.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50So they're going to deliver the baby,
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- because if she does have an arrest...- Stop it.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55..the baby won't survive.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Do you want to slap me again?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Come on through. Here you are, come in there.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Someone in that?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Yeah, but don't worry - they can't hear you.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14So... Why are we here?
0:06:18 > 0:06:23- Billy?- Hey! Mr Maguire called me. I'm the new recruit.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Hence us meeting here. Is someone in that?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Yeah, but they're dead, so we can say whatever we like.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Right, er...
0:06:36 > 0:06:39So, anyone got any plans for later?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41You know, New Year's Eve parties and that.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Phil! How you doing, partner?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51So why are we meeting? Has something happened?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53You'll find out when Aidan gets here.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00FOOTSTEPS
0:07:03 > 0:07:07It was a knee-jerk reaction. The slap.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Didn't know what I was doing.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I'm saying sorry, which is more than you deserve.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Now you know how things really are.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Brian, it's Max Branning.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Will you give me a call when you get this, please?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Just to let you know Walford community centre's back on the market.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32It's yours for the right price.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36What are you doing?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I've got the deeds to all these properties.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I'm going to work out a way to sell them, make a ton of money.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Get Abi the best doctors, the best treatment.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50They came my way for a reason, Cora.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59MACHINE BEEPS
0:07:59 > 0:08:00BP's dropping.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Can I have some suction?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03There's a major bleed from somewhere.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Could be the placenta but I can't tell. Suction, please.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09We need to get blood and tranexamic acid into her quickly.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Come on, Abi. Come on.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Denise?- I'm in here.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Oh.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Hello. This is not bad for a poorly woman, eh?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31It's amazing. SHE CLEARS HER THROAT AND GIGGLES
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Yeah.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36Listen, I just saw Mum and Shaki.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Uh-huh? And look at this - look, look.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Goes with the lighting and stuff, don't you think?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45OK, Dee. Hold on a sec, hold on a sec. I've been thinking.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47This - this brilliant New Year that we've been planning.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50How about we bring it forward? As in...
0:08:50 > 0:08:52just right now.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oh, Kush - it's just a few hours away.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Not in some parts of the world it's not, is it?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00You're just going to have to wait, aren't you?
0:09:00 > 0:09:05C'mon, c'mon, you and me, right here, right now. Mmm?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Kush, you've got a stall.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11The stall has stalled.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15No. No. Whoa. What's the big rush?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16You know what's going to happen later?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18People are going to be banging on the door,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21and we're never going to get any time to ourselves.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24All I want is a moment, you know?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Just a moment with the love of my life.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Ooh. Yeah.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Mmm!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42You said "immediately". I can't be seen hanging around.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I don't want word to get back to Linda.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Tell you what. Come into my office. It's cosier there.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09It's New Year's. Nobody's going to do business with you.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Yeah, well, I'm going to keep trying.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15I'll try again tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17You know, I've got to do something.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21What if Abi thought I'd given up on her?
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Mr Branning?
0:10:25 > 0:10:26How's Abi?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29She's stable for now. Would you like to receive the baby?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Mr Branning?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Max.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Abi needs her dad.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Tea up.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51That one of them new phones?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Glues itself to your hand. They're everywhere.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55All the kids have got 'em.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Sorry, I don't get you.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00You get me now?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Ah, gentlemen.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Hang on, what's he doing here?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Fine question, Billy.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Care to tell us, Michael?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- You serious?- As death.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21All right, well, I'll lay all my cards on the table.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22I need back in.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24From the man who backed out.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Yeah, and I was a bit hasty, and I didn't really think about it.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28And now I have thought about it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31You know, I've weighed it up, and, er, I'm your man.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32We've got another mouth.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Yeah, I'm the mouth now. We don't need two.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Yeah, well, you know, I didn't really think about it.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41But, you know, I know what I need to do now, so...
0:11:41 > 0:11:42What is this?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45First he's in, then he's out, then he's back in again.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46What we doing, the hokey cokey?
0:11:46 > 0:11:52All right, all right, I made a bad call. But I've been training hard.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I reckon I could win the Derby.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Tell you what. Beg for it.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Do what? - If you want it, beg for it.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Wwww... What about me?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10What's this? Some sort of posh school?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Some little poncey ritual or what?
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Well, if you don't beg, it means you don't want in as much as you claim.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Right, well - no disrespect, Bill - I'll be a better mouth than him.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Mick? - Honey would be better than Billy.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Phil!- But Billy ain't been mucking us about.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29All right. Look, Mick's come forward, he's shown his hand.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- What else do you want him to do?- Yeah, what he said.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- Thanks, boys.- There you go. See? Done. No need to beg.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Not even close.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I want to hear the words, Michael.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I want to hear the words.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55I, um...
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Er, I, er...
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Billy, show him out, will you?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04All right, all right. I want the Vic back, all right?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07And when I get it back, yous can have what you want.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08You want a booze, have a free booze.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11You want grub, have free grub. Lock-ins, the lot, all right?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13I dunno what I'll tell the old woman, you know,
0:13:13 > 0:13:15about the dough, but that don't matter.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18What matters is, boys... I just... I just...
0:13:18 > 0:13:19I want my life back.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21You done?
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Don't do this, Phil.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28You're embarrassing yourself, Mick.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Aidan...
0:13:32 > 0:13:34er, Mr Maguire.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Goodbye, Michael. Give my regards to Watford.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- We're about to...- How is she?
0:13:56 > 0:14:00We had a scare but Abi's been wonderful.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03MACHINE BEEPS
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Mr Branning?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35You have a beautiful little granddaughter.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Thank you.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46It's a girl. Abi, you've got a baby girl.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48BABY CRIES SOFTLY
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Look at all these lights!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Kushy's made it really special for us.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11What, you think he did all this for us?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Bless his little heart.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19KUSH AND DENISE GIGGLE
0:15:19 > 0:15:22That's what I call a proper New Year, right.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Where we going now?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26SHE SQUEALS
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Mum? How'd you get in? - I have got a set of keys.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Hang on, what are they doing here?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35We're moving in. Didn't he tell you?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Nice lights, Denise!
0:15:48 > 0:15:49She had a baby girl.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55She came out perfect.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57I mean, she was tiny but she was perfect.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Abi?- Yeah, Abi's still fighting.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05She's, um, definitely not letting go. I could sense it in her.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Oh!
0:16:11 > 0:16:12That was a miracle in there.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I just need to sell everything now and get her that help.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Why stop at one miracle?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25SHE EXHALES
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Oh!
0:16:34 > 0:16:39- Wow.- OK, no-one said anything about guns. - Good reaction, Vincent.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42If you thought they were real, others will too.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- We really going to need these? - It will speed things along.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49What about the people we're robbing? Are they tooled up, or they carrying sticks like us?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Job's going to be soon, then? - Any time now.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56So I need you to be prepared for it at a moment's notice.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Not got a date, then, yeah?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00When you hear from me, we move.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03What if I'm burying someone?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Drop 'em...
0:17:05 > 0:17:06including the coffin.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Happy New Year, boys.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Hello, Alan. It's your mum here.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Just ringing up to wish you Happy New Year,
0:17:29 > 0:17:32send you lots of love. Auld Lang Syne and all that.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Hope you're all right. We've got a lovely new flat here now.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41KNOCK ON DOOR Oi, open up!
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Well, I hope you get this, love. Kiss kiss.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Bye.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56HORN BLOWS
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Move it, come on! We're having pre drinks at mine,
0:17:58 > 0:18:00then we're going to bowl over to the Vic, yeah?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Grab Ted and your cashpoint card.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04It's not really us.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07You really going to spend it alone? Just the two of you?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- I mean, how grim's that? - New Year's really just for family.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Yeah, and you ain't got no family here, so we're stepping in, Joyce.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20I'll get my purse.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22SHE LAUGHS
0:18:38 > 0:18:42I suppose it's not a New Year we're ever going to forget.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45I think we could all do with a drink.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Next time, just front up, yeah.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I sort of did.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53THEY GIGGLE
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Which one of you done that?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08I don't like Wally, I like Wenda.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Nice of Johnny to slip away when he's most needed.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Lee was having a do with some mates. Told Johnny to go and have some fun.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18I remember when we all pitched up here.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Like you were ready to shake the world.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21And then it shook us, Teen.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- No Denise and Kush? - She's as sick as a dog.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30But don't worry your handsome head - the main event is here.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I can see that.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- Come on, drink up. I'll get us another one. - Steady. Midnight is ages away.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Oi, oi. Coming through.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Move, Wally. You've been found. - Happy New Year!
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Donna, you need a horn on this.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45I've already got one.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49THEY LAUGH
0:19:49 > 0:19:55Just so you know, it's always been a pleasure YOU serving me my rum.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- I'm going to miss you, Patrick. Give us a kiss, come on.- Oh, yeah!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00THEY LAUGH
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Mmm!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07There you go. All right, tone it down, boys, will you?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Darts, anyone? Santa Billy gave me a set for Christmas.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13It's like the last days of Rome.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17THEY LAUGH
0:20:17 > 0:20:19All right, Bill?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- What you having, partner? - Pint for me. Cheers.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Have two - going to be a rich man very soon.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Quick, get yourself into the gents.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Someone's been eating leftover turkey.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I promised them we'd go and visit them in Watford.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- I'm busy that day.- Phil!
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Do I look like the visiting type?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Oh, I'm so glad we came out tonight.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54MUSIC: House Of Fun by Madness
0:21:03 > 0:21:07We're going to see the New Year in with her.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Yeah. I don't suppose you've got a bottle of something in your desk, have you?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13She never had that cardiac arrest. That's got to be a good sign.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- We'll do a second set of tests. - Yeah, see. Second set of tests.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I mean, that's got to throw something up.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I totally understand your reaction.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24I wish this could be different. I really do.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I know how hard this is to hear,
0:21:29 > 0:21:31but Abi is relying solely on the ventilator.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Plus she's a mum now.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37She's got a little girl who depends on her, so don't forget that.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42That's something we can talk about. But to all intents and purposes...
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- New year, new hope. - I wish it was that simple.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Yeah, but you're not in the business of wishing, are you?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52You're in the business of making things happen, so...
0:21:52 > 0:21:56And in this instance... I can't.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59I'm sorry.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Come on, then. Come on.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31CHEERING
0:22:36 > 0:22:40I'll have a gin and tonic whilst you're down there.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43What's with the fancy dress? I didn't know that was the plan.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46That was me. I told some people it was.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- You never told me. - Why, what would you have come as?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Tarzan, obviously!
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Well, it's still not too late to strip down to your underpants.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Oh, you are cheeky.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01I never knew you two were mates.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04You kept that quiet, hanging around with the young boys, then?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Kim!
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Hey, hey! Since when did you sneak in here?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13You, looking all better!
0:23:13 > 0:23:14You been ill, Denise?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Well, yeah. Sort of. - Healing hands, Kim.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19You see, I worked my magic.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Well, in that case we've got songs to sing.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25- Oh, Kim, not songs, please. - Come on.- Go on.- Get up.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Coffee and cake.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Coffee?- And cake?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Don't talk about cake. I can't do food and booze.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Why? Why aren't I allowed to talk about cake? - Whit, don't.- Cake.- Don't.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Cake, cake, cake.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42What's this all about, anyway?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Because I won, Teen. I've finally flaming won.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47HORN PARPS
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Jay? Oh, no.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Just one.- No.- Please? I'll never wash my lips again.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Behave yourself.- Just one.- No.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Seen Linda?- No, I ain't. Sorry, it's busy in here.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Please, just one.- No.- Just one.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02You're barred.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- No need to be like that, Michael. - You played me.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11You plant a gun, you tell me you want a geezer who was quick on his feet.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15I mean, you go on and on. You give me hope.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17You snatch it away. You took a liberty.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20You see this place - this is my dream.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21I just wanted it to continue.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24I thought you was a proper geezer. I was wrong.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Get out of my boozer.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Party's out there.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Maybe we should've slipped away quietly.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58We already have, Mick.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Can't you tell?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02We're not here any more.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Martin? Pick up.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Look, I was just ringing to say I can always come over, you know,
0:25:19 > 0:25:22and babysit if you and Stacey want to come out.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32- Mate, you all right?- It's agony!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34I'm so sorry, are you all right?
0:25:34 > 0:25:35What have you done?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Hey!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39THEY LAUGH
0:25:47 > 0:25:54Music, rum, and a beautiful woman. How to end the year.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57SHE LAUGHS
0:25:57 > 0:25:59# I tell you what we want, what we really really want... #
0:25:59 > 0:26:03Well, now I'm back, properly back, I'm going to need someone.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05So you don't have to go trotting off to Wales,
0:26:05 > 0:26:08when you could be serving crumpets in the caff.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Aw, Kathy! I think I love you!
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Give me your glasses. We're going for the world record.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Joyce...?
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Ooh, Ted. Oh love, I was going to call you.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25You don't like New Year?
0:26:25 > 0:26:29- No. It's growing on me.- Ho-ho!
0:26:31 > 0:26:33It's only taken you 100 years. Come on, come on.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Billy.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Billy, I told you not to drink too much.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Patrick is all over your missus, mate.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46He's just warming her up for me.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50OK, I've got double vision. I'm seeing two of you.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51OK.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Ah, evening, gentlemen. The job's on.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04Tomorrow? You'll be lucky if I'm ready by March.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08- Say sorry.- Come on. No. Jay, man!
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Say sorry.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Right, all get together. Come on, it's the countdown.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16CHEERING
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
0:27:20 > 0:27:25..five, four, three, two, one...
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Happy New Year!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29CHEERING
0:27:32 > 0:27:38ROBOT WHIRS
0:27:52 > 0:27:57CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT
0:27:58 > 0:28:03FIREWORKS
0:28:27 > 0:28:30That's a right ragtag army you've got there, Mr Maguire.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32What are you trying to say, Mick?
0:28:33 > 0:28:36Don't worry, I won't make you beg.
0:28:39 > 0:28:45FIREWORKS