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0:00:24 > 0:00:26So, security packs the van.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30Our load is about the size of a washing machine.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32My man is in the passenger seat,

0:00:32 > 0:00:34there are two guys at the back here, security.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38But being New Year, some people are turning up with hangovers.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43Then they head off and in about 30 minutes, half an hour,

0:00:43 > 0:00:46they get down to Old Lane.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49How do we know the driver will stick to the route?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Because he's a Pole - and he doesn't know the roads.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54My man is giving the instructions.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57And here they meet Mick and Keanu.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Yeah, we're sorted.- Yeah. - Yeah. We do our little bit.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03We have it on our Bromleys to the Arches where we pick up our masks

0:01:03 > 0:01:06and all that. Me and the kid go to the back of the van.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- What happens if they go straight on there?- They won't.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10How won't they?

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Well, if I tell you everything, you wouldn't need me, would you?

0:01:14 > 0:01:18So, we head on to the Arches,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21where you two take out the driver and the passenger.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Now, use these.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26They're very good but they're very slippy and tricky.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Practice with them,

0:01:27 > 0:01:30I don't want you messing around like kids in a kindergarten.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31What if somebody calls the feds?

0:01:31 > 0:01:36If someone calls the police, we have five minutes beginning to end.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39So we have to be quick, but we don't want to rush things.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41We don't want to make any mistakes.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Any other questions?

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Oh, my God.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Phil?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52The Arches is going to be the first place they look.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54I don't understand why we're leaving it there.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56It will be fine, trust me.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Vincent?- What if they're armed?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02How are we going to stop this from turning into High Noon?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Well now, that's a very good question.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Put your hands where I see them!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Get back!

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Get down!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Now, where's your gun?

0:02:14 > 0:02:15- Where's your gun?- I don't have one!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Shut your mouth!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20See, that's what you do.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Lots of instructions, keep them confused,

0:02:23 > 0:02:27so they don't realise it's a piece of wood you're carrying.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Well done.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Any more questions? - How did Billy take the news? AIDAN LAUGHS

0:02:37 > 0:02:39You won't be on his Christmas card list for next year,

0:02:39 > 0:02:41that's for sure, but he's fine.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44All right, well I'll weigh him on when I get the dough.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46I said, he's fine.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Now, my man says they're not being very specific about the times.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56I understand, there's a lot of criminals out there.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00So you guys enjoy your day, relax,

0:03:00 > 0:03:03don't make any commitments, stay free.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04We all know the signal.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06We have half an hour to be in place.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Anyone not in place, I will come after them personally.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13You laugh? I will.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15OK?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20So, let's get out of this...

0:03:21 > 0:03:22..joint.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Really, Vincent, I thought you'd get a cleaner in.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- FROM OTHER ROOM: - Happy New Year, guys.

0:03:28 > 0:03:29DOOR CLOSES

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Hey?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31You done changing your mind?

0:04:31 > 0:04:32You sure?

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Well, you see the way Aidan was piping at me? I ain't going to let no-one down today.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Good, cos we both made the promise that we would look out for each other on this.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Why's that? Cos you've got a killer hangover?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43No. It's not my first rodeo, Mick.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Never goes to plan, but me and you, bruv, we've got

0:04:46 > 0:04:48to look out for each other because I don't trust Phil.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Or Aidan. Never have, Not from day one.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Not as far as I could throw them.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Well, thanks for making me double nervous.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Course I will, I'll look out for you.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I just ain't hurting no-one, all right?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Yeah, well, you never know what you'll do if it comes on top, mate.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13All right?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Thought we was staying shut today?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19You going to Kathy's thing?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Yeah, I just thought I'd get this out the way first.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Anyway, where you been?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25It's not nice to wake up without your husband on your anniversary.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28I'll be straight with you, I've been sorting out your present.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30You ain't going to be disappointed.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Well, I ain't gone to town on you.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34It's fine, innit? We got two anniversaries now, in't we?

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Oh, yeah! Look at us!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39I'm just going to jump in the shower

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- and just sort meself out.- Right.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Teen, has anyone been round this phone?- Ugh, stop shouting.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09I'm not shouting. Teen, has anyone been round this phone?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11I don't know, all right? Shh.

0:06:32 > 0:06:37Ah, the man himself.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38All right?

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Better than you, eh?- Big night.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Fancy making it a big day?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46What do you need?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Well...

0:06:48 > 0:06:49WHISPERS

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Through the day? People will think I'm an idiot.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01So they think you're a bit of a genius now, do they?

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Here.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07And here.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Stay awake.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Oh, thanks love.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33S'alright. Should last a bit longer this time.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Enjoy your party.- Thank you.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- See you later.- See you.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Oh, hi, guys, come on in.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Oh, that's wonderful! Look at that cake.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50- Oh, Happy New Year, Kath. - And to you. Thank you.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Oi, you! Don't start digging in before everyone else gets here.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55I'm not! But this one's mine.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I'm glad it was you that came in first, Joyce.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Oh, really? Why?

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Well, you know, first over the threshold and all that,

0:08:01 > 0:08:02you'll bring me luck.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Ben just went, didn't he? And is that not a Scottish thing?

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Yeah, well, I like it.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09I think you might be getting a bit confused there, love.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Isn't it out with the old and in with the new?

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Not the other way around!

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Sit down, go on.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Hiya!- Happy New Year, Honey.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Happy New Year, Kath. I've got chicken legs.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Don't put yourself down, you look lovely.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- I'm wasted here. Tea, anyone? - Yes, please.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Have you got any fizzy drinks?

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Tea would be lovely.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31So, can I just double check?

0:08:31 > 0:08:34It's O-P-OLOUS, yeah?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38All right, brilliant.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Keep an eye out for the post.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Happy New Year, Mr Popo... Mr...

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Mr P.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47OK, see you later.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Oi!

0:08:52 > 0:08:56She says she's staying at her mum's and I want to know...

0:08:56 > 0:08:58- ..is she with you?- No.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Look, Martin, it never happened. - Shut up, I know it happened.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- Just block it out, all right? Just change the past, it never happened.- But it did happen!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07What do you want to do? What, you want to hit me..?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14No. You know what?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Revenge ain't going to help me.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- DOOR OPENS - Got ya!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Been looking for you.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40This was the last try before I sent out a search party!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Sharon, try knocking, will you?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Listen, I won't ask. But how dangerous are we talking?

0:09:46 > 0:09:49On paper, not very.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Good.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53- So when will I see you?- Later on.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Well, I'll be in the caff.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Kathy's having a tea party.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Nice one.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01You got the doilies?

0:10:01 > 0:10:02No, French Fancy.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05What about off paper, Phil?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09I'll be fine, honest.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12And it'll be fine.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Now, you go and enjoy yourself.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18- I'll see you later on, all right? - OK.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Well, you know what's good for pre-match nerves, don't you?

0:10:30 > 0:10:31KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Ian, you're hurting my foot. - Good, then move it.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41I've got something for you.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42What?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I just want to say, what you do for Louie puts me to shame.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I think most of what you do puts me to shame.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02The chippy?

0:11:03 > 0:11:04Where's the catch?

0:11:04 > 0:11:06There's no catch.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Just the price you sold it for.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Happy New Year.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- CHANGES TO MUSIC CHANNEL, CHUMBAWAMBA ARE PLAYING - Oi, I was watching that!

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- It's rubbish.- Well, I ain't watching these scruffbags.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49- Your leg's jiggling.- And?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Always does when you're nervous.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52You snooping again?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Don't say a word.- Back out.- No way.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Please, Keanu, I don't know what you all was all going on about,

0:12:04 > 0:12:06but it sounded scary.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Don't do it.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Do you know what will happen if I drop out?

0:12:10 > 0:12:12MUSIC: The Power Of Love by Frankie Goes To Hollywood

0:12:12 > 0:12:14- I'll buy you something nice. - I don't want anything nice.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Look, I'm doing it, all right? A grand is a grand.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Flipping freezing out there.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Oh, I love this one.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26# I'll protect you from the hooded claw

0:12:26 > 0:12:28# Keep the vampires from your door! #

0:12:31 > 0:12:33What?

0:12:33 > 0:12:34A grand?

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Are you thick?

0:12:42 > 0:12:43All right?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Yeah, lovely, yeah.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49There's a film starting in a minute if you're interested?

0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Yeah, what it is? - One of your favourites.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Shawshank Redemption.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Nah, I think I'll swerve it, Mum.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Scissors, scissors, I need... Where are the scissors?

0:13:15 > 0:13:16What's up?

0:13:16 > 0:13:19I don't need stupid questions, I need scissors.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Erm...

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Kim?

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Hmm?

0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Oh.- Thank you.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- What are you doing? - It's changing colour!

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Turn around, let me see!

0:13:42 > 0:13:44- I can't feel my fingers, OK? - What?!

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Vincent...- Whoa, whoa, OK... Whoa, whoa!

0:13:49 > 0:13:50- Just stand still!- I'm so still.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Stand still.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Who did this to you?

0:13:57 > 0:13:58- Me.- Are you crazy?

0:14:01 > 0:14:05Hang on, is this something a little...kinky?

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Yeah... Kinky.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11I thought I'd try it on myself first.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13It's a bad idea though.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17Oh, so...you've been a...

0:14:17 > 0:14:18..naughty boy?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Well, yeah.- Yeah?- Well, you know, you got me going at it 24/7,

0:14:21 > 0:14:24so I thought I might just spice things up.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27We don't need any more spice. No more spice.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28No more?

0:14:34 > 0:14:35I love you.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39Come show me then.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05You remembered?

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Out of everyone.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Just having a toast to her.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45It's hard to move on, innit?

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Dunno.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52I think it's pretty easy once you start.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01So, what, you cashing this in?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Well, I know you're not giving it back.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08What the hell for?

0:16:11 > 0:16:12Revenge...

0:16:13 > 0:16:15..it's not going to help me, is it?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I don't need money or property,

0:16:21 > 0:16:22I just need my girls.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44How are they?

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Yeah, Lauren's pretty much in the clear.

0:16:51 > 0:16:56So's the little one, she's premature but they reckon she's doing well.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00It's amazing what they can do.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02What about Abi?

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Erm...

0:17:11 > 0:17:13No, she's...she's bad.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22They want me to switch off the thing... You know, the machine.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35More tea, everyone?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37No offence, Kath, but it's past the yard arm,

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- so less tea and more party! - Now you're talking!

0:17:40 > 0:17:43You've got a bit of oil or grease on there, Sharon.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Right, come on. Here we go, Joyce.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Oh, no, love, not me, thank you.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Go on, hair of the dog.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Oh...I suppose it's a special day.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Right, Tina?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Oh, she's going to blow!- I'm fine. - Sniff that!

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Here you are, Donna. There you go.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Me, please.

0:18:01 > 0:18:02Steady on, love.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05I've got a bottle of Patrick's rum if we run out.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Good timing, Sharon, cos I would like to make an announcement.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- So, can everyone raise your glasses? - Hang on, let me fill 'em up!

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Sorry, Sharon, you crack on.

0:18:13 > 0:18:18Well, first things first, a toast to Lauren, Abi and the baby.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19Pray for a speedy recovery.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26And I wanted to also thank you for coming today.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30I mean, we all talk about New Year being a new beginning, but,

0:18:30 > 0:18:33well, when you get to my age, it's just another day, most times.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36You know, you've given in fooling yourself.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38But I want to make a promise to you all now.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43This is a new beginning for Kath's caff and for me.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46And, well, you know, I hope for you lot too.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48And there's a reason why this was a girls only.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Here's to thinking for ourselves

0:18:52 > 0:18:55and not letting men dictate our paths in life...

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Here, bleeding here!

0:18:57 > 0:19:02And any time any of you have a problem, you come here, OK?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Even if you just want an ear to bend.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Cos what's said in here, stays in here.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08To new beginnings!

0:19:08 > 0:19:10ALL: New beginnings!

0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Oi, I told you to take it easy, didn't I!- I am.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16- You just necked the entire thing! - Stick to pop if I were you.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20Go in that toilet, it'll put you off drinking forever.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Where's Carmel?

0:19:25 > 0:19:27DOOR OPENS

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Hello again.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33You're doing me over ain't you?

0:19:35 > 0:19:36Elaborate.

0:19:36 > 0:19:40You're only paying me a grand, I bet the others are on miles more.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42- What?- You just realised that now?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45I thought you knew that from the start and you were at peace with it.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48I didn't think it would take so long for the penny to drop.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51All right, I'm not the sharpest. And I thought you were doing me a favour.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52So what changed your mind?

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Or who changed your mind?

0:19:56 > 0:20:01No, I've just been thinking for a while, just got fed up...

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- You haven't been talking to someone? - No.

0:20:04 > 0:20:05Oh.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07So - what do you want?

0:20:08 > 0:20:10More money.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13I know that, you idiot. How much?

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Two grand.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Aw, what now?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Two grand, he says. Two grand!

0:20:19 > 0:20:20All right, one and a half.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

0:20:23 > 0:20:27I am going to give you £10,000 should this work out.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30I was always going to give it to you.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33You have got to value yourself a lot more, lad.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34And listen,

0:20:34 > 0:20:36if things go wrong,

0:20:36 > 0:20:39you have got my back, OK?

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Oh! You exercising now?

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Yeah, Vincent might call me

0:20:58 > 0:21:01and we might go and have a little jog later.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03You want a nice trim husband, don't you?

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Oh, can you do me a favour before you go?

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Your mum says the barrel store needs a quick tidy before we leave.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10I'd do it myself, but I'm in my best dress...

0:21:10 > 0:21:12No, no, no - your wish is my command.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26Oi.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Changed your mind then?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39- No.- Thought you said revenge weren't going to help?

0:21:39 > 0:21:40That weren't for me.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Don't you even fight back any more?

0:21:49 > 0:21:50No.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53I deserve everything I get.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56You do.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57Your family don't.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11You must be fed up of getting whupped?

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Just the man.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Here.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24What's this?

0:22:24 > 0:22:27The land to the car lot. It's yours.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29I don't want anything to do with it, mate.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31You still don't know, do you?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I set Phil up, got him to feed you a bunch of lies

0:22:34 > 0:22:36about killing your dad or something.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- What?- Yeah, I blackmailed him.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45I found the juror he bribed, it was a load of nonsense, Jay.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Forget about it, all right? Here.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51It was you?

0:22:51 > 0:22:53You made him lie?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Then why would I want to take anything off you, eh?

0:23:11 > 0:23:12- LINDA:- I thought we were going together?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15I've just got a few bits to do down here, I'll catch you up.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16OK.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30You're having a bubble, in't you?

0:23:30 > 0:23:31All right.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Wait!

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Wait!

0:23:46 > 0:23:49I know everything, where it's happening, who's doing what...

0:23:49 > 0:23:52- I couldn't care less. Good luck to 'em.- What about my brother?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54What, he's involved?

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Listen, don't ever think about grassing him up again.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58He's your family, it's all you've got.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02I'm not grassing, I just don't want him getting hurt!

0:24:02 > 0:24:03I want you to stop it!

0:24:06 > 0:24:07BANGING ON DOOR

0:24:13 > 0:24:16- I didn't hear anything. - No, I just can't keep still.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Thought I'd have a walk.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Can I hang here?

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Long as you ain't a nuisance.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29How comes you're not nervous?

0:24:30 > 0:24:32More excited than nervous.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Who's this?- I think you'll find

0:24:41 > 0:24:43that's the woman that runs the country.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48Obama.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Aw, I like him, he's well funny.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55I'm not sure he means to be.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02Oh, get in! I love him.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05You don't recognise the Prime Minister but you know who that is?

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Yeah, I've seen all the Spielberg films.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09That Schindler's List was well sad.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14Keanu...

0:25:15 > 0:25:17..sit down, will you?

0:25:25 > 0:25:27What's prison like?

0:25:30 > 0:25:32You don't need to worry about that.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43- Last one, yeah?- Yeah.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53I hope you're not claustrophobic!

0:26:42 > 0:26:43WHISTLES

0:27:02 > 0:27:04FIREWORKS CONTINUE Why are you getting up?

0:27:04 > 0:27:06- I got to go.- What?

0:27:06 > 0:27:07I got to go.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Do what?

0:27:10 > 0:27:11FIREWORKS CONTINUE

0:27:15 > 0:27:17- Let me ask you something. - Mum, I've got to do the slips.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19What do you think your wife would prefer -

0:27:19 > 0:27:21you or the Vic?

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Why you asking me that?

0:27:23 > 0:27:25You should be careful where you leave your mobile phone.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27"Ten big bangs and we're on."

0:27:27 > 0:27:29No!

0:27:29 > 0:27:30Mother!

0:27:30 > 0:27:31FIREWORKS CONTINUE

0:27:34 > 0:27:35Oi, oi, oi!

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Take it easy. No rushing or you'll make mistakes.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48You are NOT leaving me now.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50- I have to. - You ain't even finished yet!

0:27:52 > 0:27:54- Vincent! Vincent!- I love you.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Oi, you pillock, what are you doing?!

0:28:07 > 0:28:09- It's New Year! - HE LAUGHS

0:28:13 > 0:28:14HE LAUGHS

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Here, what's all that banging out there?

0:28:25 > 0:28:26Keegan.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28Here, have another cup of "tea".

0:28:28 > 0:28:30Ooh, yeah, lovely brew!

0:28:30 > 0:28:32Mick hates it when I'm on the brandy.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Oh, well, he's not here.

0:28:34 > 0:28:35- Cheers.- Cheers, baby.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37- I'm going to miss you.- You too.

0:28:51 > 0:28:52Get up there. Get up there.

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Mum?

0:29:07 > 0:29:08I know you're there.

0:29:08 > 0:29:10And I know you mean well.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12I appreciate it.

0:29:12 > 0:29:13But they will kill me.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16I'm telling you now, they'll kill me!

0:29:16 > 0:29:17Mum?

0:29:17 > 0:29:20Mum! BANGS ON DOOR

0:29:20 > 0:29:22You're just going to have to trust me on this one, Mick.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38I've got to keep fighting, Abi.

0:29:41 > 0:29:42It's all I can do.

0:29:55 > 0:29:57- What are you doing here? - Where's Mick?

0:30:38 > 0:30:41- And what's with the toilet swimming in wee every morning?- Ugh!

0:30:41 > 0:30:45It's like Harry Potter's been waving his wand in there!

0:30:45 > 0:30:48At least turn the light on, give yourself a chance!

0:30:48 > 0:30:49- Oi, oi!- Cheers!

0:30:52 > 0:30:54Looks like I've got some catching up to do.

0:30:54 > 0:30:57There's a cup of tea for you there, lady.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00- So, what you lot talking about then? - The worst thing about men.

0:31:00 > 0:31:03How long are you open till, Kathy?

0:31:03 > 0:31:05- Thank you, my love. - I honestly can't think of anything.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07Oh, give over!

0:31:07 > 0:31:11I've got one for you, leaving his woman midway through sexy time

0:31:11 > 0:31:15- to run off and play with his mates. - What?!- Do me a favour.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18Why are you bothering with all that if you're pregnant anyway?

0:31:18 > 0:31:20Do you know the worst thing about men for me?

0:31:20 > 0:31:22They are so predictable, right?

0:31:22 > 0:31:26They're straightforward, blinkered, no sophistication, have they?

0:31:26 > 0:31:28And when they're angry, they won't talk,

0:31:28 > 0:31:29they'll just go and hit something.

0:31:29 > 0:31:33But the worst thing of all, when they're in trouble,

0:31:33 > 0:31:35what is the last thing they'll do?

0:31:35 > 0:31:37ALL: Ask for help!

0:31:37 > 0:31:39I think I'll go back to birds.

0:31:42 > 0:31:43Come on.

0:31:45 > 0:31:46Oh, leave off!

0:31:59 > 0:32:00Well, that's it then.

0:32:00 > 0:32:03Mr Maguire's going to kill Mick and we're not going to get our money.

0:32:03 > 0:32:04Just calm down.

0:32:04 > 0:32:07We fell at the first hurdle! This is pathetic.

0:32:10 > 0:32:11You can drive, can't you?

0:32:11 > 0:32:15Go and get the motor, take it to the diversion and set it up.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17And let's hope Aidan persuades Mick,

0:32:17 > 0:32:19otherwise you'll be the one doing the talking.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21- Me?- Him?

0:32:21 > 0:32:22It's worth a shot, ain't it?

0:32:24 > 0:32:26It's worth a try.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28OK, I'll take the back of the van with you

0:32:28 > 0:32:29and Maguire can take the front.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31What if police catch me? I'm not insured...

0:32:31 > 0:32:33That'll be the least of your worries today.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35Now, let's get going. Come on!

0:32:40 > 0:32:42I'm telling you, he's gone for a walk.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45Don't kid a kidder.

0:32:45 > 0:32:46I wouldn't dare.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49- Maybe I can have a look around? - Maybe not.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51My grandson's having a kip upstairs.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53I wouldn't want you to wake him.

0:32:53 > 0:32:55Otherwise you'd have to sing him back to sleep.

0:32:55 > 0:32:56I could sing him a lullaby.

0:33:00 > 0:33:01All right.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04You tell Michael I'll see him when he gets back.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07And I will remove his spine, if I can find it.

0:33:07 > 0:33:08PHONE BUZZES

0:33:08 > 0:33:10What?

0:33:10 > 0:33:12Vincent, yeah what?

0:33:12 > 0:33:13You've forgotten your limp.

0:33:15 > 0:33:16Don't push your luck.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30Mick, how you doing?

0:33:30 > 0:33:32I'm doing really well in here, Mother.

0:33:32 > 0:33:33How do you think I'm doing?

0:33:53 > 0:33:54Who's that?

0:33:54 > 0:33:56I ain't doing nothing!

0:33:56 > 0:33:57Keegan?

0:33:57 > 0:34:00- Yeah, what?- Listen, I've trapped myself in here,

0:34:00 > 0:34:02I need you to help me get out, yeah?

0:34:02 > 0:34:04- How'd you trap yourself? - Don't worry about all that.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07I need you to go and get a crowbar or a screwdriver, yeah?

0:34:09 > 0:34:11- What's it worth? - Me life is what it's...

0:34:13 > 0:34:14No, I'll sort you out, whatever you want.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16I'll get you some cider, you and your little pals.

0:34:16 > 0:34:19I'll give you some readies, you know, whatever you need.

0:34:19 > 0:34:23I just need you to jog home and go and get something to do this door in, yeah?

0:34:23 > 0:34:24Nah.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27I think I've got just the thing right here.

0:34:27 > 0:34:28Good boy.

0:34:32 > 0:34:33PHONE RINGS

0:34:35 > 0:34:38- KAREN ON SPEAKERPHONE: - What time are you back?

0:34:39 > 0:34:40- Why?- Cos I've got the Queen here,

0:34:40 > 0:34:43she wants to know why you didn't collect your medal?

0:34:46 > 0:34:48Why do you think? I'm doing food.

0:34:49 > 0:34:51I'll be home tonight. Dunno what time.

0:34:53 > 0:34:57Oh, that's lovely. I'm slaving away and you might be arsed to get back and eat it?

0:34:57 > 0:34:59I will, all right? Just leave it in the oven.

0:34:59 > 0:35:00What you up to?

0:35:01 > 0:35:04- Nothing.- You better not be.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06I've had your dumb brother setting fireworks off

0:35:06 > 0:35:08and upsetting everyone.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11I'll see you tonight, Mum. All right? Bye.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18MILO: So, I took me dog on the London Underground.

0:35:18 > 0:35:19- MUFFLED, FROM BACK:- Sunderland?

0:35:19 > 0:35:22The Underground! Wash your ears out.

0:35:23 > 0:35:27And I wanted to teach me dog how to play the trumpet, right?

0:35:28 > 0:35:31He went from Barking to Tooting!

0:35:31 > 0:35:33You get it? HE TURNS THE RADIO ON, LOUD

0:35:33 > 0:35:36Whoa, whoa! How am I supposed to give you directions?

0:35:36 > 0:35:37I've learned the route.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44You mean you sent the kid off on his own?!

0:35:44 > 0:35:46He knows what to do.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49Why didn't one of you go with him, let me fill in here?

0:35:56 > 0:35:57Aidan, chill.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00You guys'll be chilling if this goes tits up.

0:36:13 > 0:36:14Get back!

0:36:37 > 0:36:39BABY CRIES

0:36:46 > 0:36:47Mick? What's going on?

0:36:47 > 0:36:50Don't worry, just some kids pratting about with fireworks.

0:36:50 > 0:36:53- They've woken Ollie up! - Well, go and see him then!

0:36:53 > 0:36:54CRYING CONTINUES

0:37:00 > 0:37:03- Right, what's happened?- I must have pointed it in wrong direction.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06- Go get a screwdriver.- That's not going to break a padlock, is it?

0:37:06 > 0:37:08- A padlock? Since when? - It just needs a code.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11Try 1-2-3-4.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Nah.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17Right, I'll do 4-3-2-1.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20- Who put this thing on?- Me mother.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22Well, what year was she born?

0:37:24 > 0:37:25- Mick?- All right.

0:37:25 > 0:37:26It was a stretch ago.

0:37:28 > 0:37:301962

0:37:33 > 0:37:34Mate, this is long, I'm off.

0:37:34 > 0:37:36Oi, listen, listen.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39You leave me in here, I'm a dead man.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Yeah?

0:37:42 > 0:37:43Yeah.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Right, so you say your mum locked you in, yeah?

0:37:47 > 0:37:50Yeah, she thinks she's doing me a favour but, believe you me, she's not.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52What year was you born, mummy's boy?

0:37:52 > 0:37:531977.

0:37:58 > 0:37:59Oh, you're a genius!

0:38:01 > 0:38:02Come out the way, come out the way.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Listen, come here...

0:38:12 > 0:38:16- I'm going to sort you out later. - Yeah, you better.

0:38:16 > 0:38:17Nice kettles by the way, bruv.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22Mick Carter!

0:38:22 > 0:38:24You get back in this pub right now!

0:38:26 > 0:38:27You!

0:38:29 > 0:38:30Yeah, it's Mick...

0:38:30 > 0:38:33Yeah, I got held up, but I'm on my way.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35I'm sorry, boss.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38Yeah, all right. Sweet.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52I hope your mates don't let us down.

0:38:52 > 0:38:55Can't see us three shifting that sofa.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57Eh, Chachi Ji?

0:38:57 > 0:39:00This square, you say there's no Pakistani shops?

0:39:00 > 0:39:02Well, they're not far.

0:39:02 > 0:39:04No other Pakistani families?

0:39:05 > 0:39:07Ah, good.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10No gossiping.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15No, they're lovely people, a real sense of community.

0:39:15 > 0:39:16That's why you left, huh?

0:39:24 > 0:39:27So anyway, Ted gives me this lovely posy, you know,

0:39:27 > 0:39:29full of violets and forget-me-nots.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32- Aw!- It was lovely. Then, of course, I forgive him all his drunkenness.

0:39:32 > 0:39:36Then, a couple of days later, I'm taking a wander, you know,

0:39:36 > 0:39:40through the allotments and I come across Patrick, really upset,

0:39:40 > 0:39:44cos somebody has vandalised his plot and stolen all his flowers!

0:39:44 > 0:39:49- It was him!- Well it's better than a reduced sticker on it, innit?

0:39:49 > 0:39:52- He's done what?- You know, Robbie once stole flowers from a graveyard

0:39:52 > 0:39:54- for a girl he liked!- That's awful.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57- Sorry, ladies, I gotta go. Tina, come with me.- What?

0:39:57 > 0:40:00- Just come on! - Is everything all right?

0:40:00 > 0:40:01Yeah.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04Did Robbie remove the card of condolences before?

0:40:04 > 0:40:06No. It said, "In loving memory."

0:40:06 > 0:40:09So she hit him.

0:40:09 > 0:40:10I kissed that idiot.

0:40:10 > 0:40:11I'll bleedin' kill him.

0:40:11 > 0:40:14Kill him for what? What's he'd done?

0:40:14 > 0:40:17- Tina, I need you to look after him. - Why? What's going on?

0:40:17 > 0:40:19Never you mind. Just do it.

0:40:19 > 0:40:20I'm going to kill him, Shirl.

0:40:20 > 0:40:23Don't you worry, girl, we're going to get him.

0:40:23 > 0:40:24OK.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44Ten grand, ten grand.

0:40:50 > 0:40:51Oh, no.

0:40:52 > 0:40:53Leave it, it's not us.

0:40:55 > 0:40:56Ours is an 11 plate.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00Oh, yeah, I did know that.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02- Watch it!- Watch it? I nearly filled my pants there!

0:41:02 > 0:41:04Well, I'm here now, kid.

0:41:04 > 0:41:05Where's me gear?

0:41:13 > 0:41:14Really, Mick?

0:41:18 > 0:41:20Yeah. What size are you?

0:41:20 > 0:41:21Are you trying to kill me off?

0:41:21 > 0:41:23I've...

0:41:23 > 0:41:24..I've had a bad day.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26Have you gone barking mad?

0:41:26 > 0:41:27- That's good.- Yeah!

0:41:27 > 0:41:30Yeah, now there's a vanload of armed nut jobs,

0:41:30 > 0:41:32they're on their way, they're going to be here any second,

0:41:32 > 0:41:35do you want to carry on with this bunny?

0:41:35 > 0:41:36HORN BEEPS

0:41:39 > 0:41:40Mas?

0:41:48 > 0:41:49All right, mate?

0:41:51 > 0:41:52What you doing here, Mick?

0:41:52 > 0:41:55So, you know this man?

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Good afternoon.

0:41:59 > 0:42:00We're the Ahmeds.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04Why is that workman wearing slippers?

0:42:06 > 0:42:07It's a bank holiday?

0:42:09 > 0:42:11Mas, Mr Ahmed...

0:42:11 > 0:42:14Erm...

0:42:14 > 0:42:15don't take this the wrong way,

0:42:15 > 0:42:18I will explain it to you one day, but...

0:42:18 > 0:42:21..can you...

0:42:21 > 0:42:22..jog on?

0:42:24 > 0:42:26I'm sorry, can you, you know, get out of it?

0:42:31 > 0:42:34A real sense of community.

0:42:34 > 0:42:35Bakwaas.

0:42:46 > 0:42:47Who's he?

0:42:48 > 0:42:49He's a mate.

0:42:50 > 0:42:51He's almost family.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00The quickest road it's on the right.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Listen, mate, I swear on me life, this is the route.

0:43:03 > 0:43:06- This way is quicker. - Screw quick, follow instructions.

0:43:06 > 0:43:09- FROM BACK:- Come on, I'm getting cold...- I know! Shut up!

0:43:11 > 0:43:14I'm telling you big man, straight on.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16If we're late, she'll have our guts for garters.

0:43:32 > 0:43:34PHONES BUZZES

0:43:42 > 0:43:45You ever seen him lose his cool before?

0:43:45 > 0:43:48There's a lot of money on that van Phil, I'm telling you.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50I mean, are you OK with him moving the money

0:43:50 > 0:43:52- without us knowing where it'll end up?- Who says I don't?

0:43:52 > 0:43:55Well he hasn't told me anything. I don't know where he's taking it.

0:43:55 > 0:43:59- He could be long gone before we know anything.- Bit too late to worry about that now, ain't it?

0:43:59 > 0:44:00Yeah, but it doesn't have to be.

0:44:02 > 0:44:03Don't even bother.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05- I'm just saying.- Yeah. Well, don't.

0:44:08 > 0:44:10How many kisses on that?

0:44:13 > 0:44:14Four.

0:44:14 > 0:44:18Van is near to the diversion, four armed guards.

0:44:18 > 0:44:19Let's hope Mick is in position.

0:44:29 > 0:44:32Yeah, just going into town now.

0:44:33 > 0:44:34Fancy that drink?

0:44:38 > 0:44:39What you doing?

0:44:39 > 0:44:41- I'm Obama.- Why?

0:44:41 > 0:44:44Cos he's the only brother here.

0:44:44 > 0:44:45You...

0:44:46 > 0:44:48You can be Obi-Wan Kenobi.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00Why are they wet?

0:45:00 > 0:45:01I sweat when I'm nervous.

0:45:03 > 0:45:04Lovely.

0:45:39 > 0:45:43That daft girl who works for you, she's sneaking about.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45Get rid or I will.

0:45:55 > 0:45:56Mick...

0:45:57 > 0:45:59Here we go.

0:46:06 > 0:46:08Mick...

0:46:08 > 0:46:10Mick, he ain't slowing. Mick, he ain't....

0:46:24 > 0:46:27What's the matter, mate? You not see me?

0:46:27 > 0:46:28Let me through.

0:46:28 > 0:46:31I can't, pal, there's a leak.

0:46:31 > 0:46:32A leak?

0:46:32 > 0:46:33What is it mate? Gas?

0:46:33 > 0:46:35We don't know, we've only got a skeleton crew.

0:46:35 > 0:46:38We're just waiting on an engineer, so...

0:46:38 > 0:46:40- I go through.- No. No. No!

0:46:40 > 0:46:41Oi, oi, oi, oi!

0:46:44 > 0:46:46- Tell boy to move. - Maybe you don't understand me.

0:46:46 > 0:46:51I can't let anyone through here until I know what the gas is.

0:46:51 > 0:46:53Why the police is not here then?

0:46:53 > 0:46:55MAFIOSO VOICE: What you going to do, uh?

0:46:57 > 0:47:01No, it's New Year's day mate, innit? What you want to do is you want to

0:47:01 > 0:47:03go down George Street, do a right onto Turpin Road, yeah?

0:47:03 > 0:47:05Do another little right onto Bridge Street

0:47:05 > 0:47:07- and then you just go round the Square.- Right you are, pal.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09You can't get through Albert Square.

0:47:09 > 0:47:13Boys in back say Albert Square is not good, so we must continue down.

0:47:13 > 0:47:15What do them two idiots know?

0:47:15 > 0:47:16I tell you what, mush?

0:47:16 > 0:47:19It's your funeral, all right? You go, you crack on,

0:47:19 > 0:47:20but let me just tell you something now.

0:47:20 > 0:47:22Do yourself a favour, do the old windows up,

0:47:22 > 0:47:26make sure the air con's off, because if it is what I think it is,

0:47:26 > 0:47:28you don't want to be breathing it in.

0:47:28 > 0:47:30I mean, it's a nasty, nasty way to die.

0:47:30 > 0:47:32Go on son, crack on. Let him through, kid!

0:47:35 > 0:47:38What you want to do is a little diversion, mate.

0:47:38 > 0:47:39Just go down there, yeah?

0:47:39 > 0:47:42- What if it's serious, eh?- Wait.

0:47:43 > 0:47:44Hello, my darling...

0:47:44 > 0:47:47We're all unconscious with a van full of stolen gear.

0:47:47 > 0:47:48Like that...

0:47:48 > 0:47:53One second, darling, I've just got a little message coming through.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55ENGINE STARTS

0:48:08 > 0:48:09Oh?

0:48:09 > 0:48:11Job done?

0:48:11 > 0:48:15Lovely, good, cos there's a princess here needs to get to her castle.

0:48:15 > 0:48:16Go on, baby, go on. On your way.

0:48:31 > 0:48:34Listen, Bernie, I promise you - everything's all right, yeah?

0:48:34 > 0:48:37- Nothing to worry about. - I don't want Keanu getting shot.

0:48:37 > 0:48:40- Shot? Who said anything about being shot?- I know everything.

0:48:41 > 0:48:43You pay attention to Vincent.

0:48:43 > 0:48:46Whatever you think you know, you can't say anything to anyone.

0:48:46 > 0:48:49- But he's my brother. - Bernie, I'm being serious. You want to help your brother?

0:48:49 > 0:48:52You go home and you wait for him and don't say anything to anyone, ever.

0:48:52 > 0:48:53Cos this man is playing no games.

0:48:55 > 0:48:56How we doing here?

0:48:57 > 0:48:59Trust me, Bernie.

0:48:59 > 0:49:01You're a clever girl.

0:49:01 > 0:49:02Oh, no, we're good.

0:49:02 > 0:49:04Bernie was just wondering where Keanu was,

0:49:04 > 0:49:07but she's going to go home and wait for him now. Aren't you, Bernie?

0:49:11 > 0:49:13Problem?

0:49:13 > 0:49:16Nah, we're golden.

0:49:25 > 0:49:26- Gin!- Wahey!

0:49:26 > 0:49:29- Oh, leave off. - That's beginner's luck, that is!

0:49:29 > 0:49:30Yeah, hand over your money, Mum!

0:49:30 > 0:49:32Can someone lend me a quid?

0:49:38 > 0:49:39- Sharon...- Mmm-hmm?

0:49:39 > 0:49:42So, this is a safe place for us girls?

0:49:42 > 0:49:45We can say anything and it stays between us?

0:49:45 > 0:49:46That's the plan.

0:49:48 > 0:49:51- I think Vincent's up to something. - Hmm?

0:49:51 > 0:49:53I'm talking about his old, dodgy days.

0:49:53 > 0:49:55No, he'll be fine.

0:49:55 > 0:49:56Yeah, but you don't know that.

0:49:56 > 0:49:59- He's acting all shifty. - That's men for you.

0:49:59 > 0:50:01Stop worrying.

0:50:01 > 0:50:02- You sure?- Yeah, I'm sure.

0:50:05 > 0:50:08Right, Joyce, do you fancy a top up?

0:50:08 > 0:50:09Oh, yes. Thank you, dear.

0:50:15 > 0:50:16Right, let's have it.

0:50:16 > 0:50:17Come on.

0:50:19 > 0:50:22- Hold on, hold on.- Come on, lively.

0:50:22 > 0:50:23All right, all right.

0:50:28 > 0:50:29Oh, come on.

0:50:31 > 0:50:32Mick, Mick!

0:50:36 > 0:50:37Come on.

0:50:38 > 0:50:40DOG BARKS

0:50:52 > 0:50:54Left or right?

0:50:54 > 0:50:55He keeps moving.

0:50:56 > 0:50:58What do we do when we find him?

0:50:59 > 0:51:01Same thing I did when he was 12

0:51:01 > 0:51:03and he wanted to stay out at an all-night party.

0:51:03 > 0:51:04Which was what?

0:51:04 > 0:51:08Dragged him kicking and screaming and shoved him in the boot.

0:51:08 > 0:51:10There weren't guns at that party.

0:51:11 > 0:51:14He's heading back to the Square.

0:51:14 > 0:51:16Erm... You want to go that way. That way.

0:51:23 > 0:51:24Just dump them. Dump them.

0:51:31 > 0:51:33Ah, abhi! Yes, right now.

0:51:33 > 0:51:34MUFFLED REPLY ON PHONE

0:51:34 > 0:51:36HEATED EXCHANGE IN OWN LANGUAGE

0:51:41 > 0:51:42My wife's going to kill me!

0:51:44 > 0:51:46Oh, they're on their way.

0:51:46 > 0:51:49You know, there's a road closed or something.

0:51:49 > 0:51:51They won't be very long.

0:51:51 > 0:51:53You know, we can make this our home.

0:51:53 > 0:51:55Yes...

0:51:57 > 0:51:59I'll put up the pictures of our children.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04And I'll bring in the pans.

0:52:04 > 0:52:07Come out and help!

0:52:10 > 0:52:13Let's bring some kitchen things in for your Chachi Jani.

0:52:22 > 0:52:24- He's a kamina.- Language!

0:52:24 > 0:52:26Relying on his pendu friends.

0:52:26 > 0:52:28They won't be here for hours,

0:52:28 > 0:52:30tell me where the nearest desi shop is.

0:52:30 > 0:52:32- I'll walk you there. - No, you won't.

0:52:32 > 0:52:34You unpack, I'm not a child.

0:52:34 > 0:52:38All right, well you go past the pub, it's called the Queen Vic -

0:52:38 > 0:52:39you like the royal family, don't you?

0:52:39 > 0:52:42Why on Earth would I be interested in a pub?

0:52:42 > 0:52:47I've never set foot in one in my life and don't intend to either.

0:52:47 > 0:52:48Have you been in there?

0:52:48 > 0:52:50No!

0:52:50 > 0:52:53No, Auntie, never.

0:52:53 > 0:52:55Anyway, you go across the square,

0:52:55 > 0:52:59through the alleyway to the underground and turn left.

0:52:59 > 0:53:01- Oh, come on.- Oh, erm...

0:53:03 > 0:53:04..boxes!

0:53:11 > 0:53:14Ah! I thought you weren't going to make it.

0:53:14 > 0:53:15Never a doubt, Mr Maguire.

0:53:18 > 0:53:21- All right, boys...- Whoa, whoa - can anyone else smell fish?

0:53:21 > 0:53:23- PHIL:- These reek.

0:53:23 > 0:53:25- KEANU:- Think I'm going to puke!

0:53:25 > 0:53:27MICK: I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29I'm having a panic attack.

0:53:29 > 0:53:32You've got to be kidding me?

0:53:32 > 0:53:33It's all right.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35I've got a plan B.

0:53:56 > 0:53:58- What?- Sorry, fellas, I can't get it into gear.

0:53:58 > 0:54:00You'll have to give us a minute, yeah?

0:54:00 > 0:54:02Just turn down Turpin Way.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05- It's a dead end.- No, you can get through, I know this bit.

0:54:21 > 0:54:23- You are an idiot. - Must have changed since.

0:54:23 > 0:54:27All right, boys. Don't give 'em a moment to think.

0:54:29 > 0:54:30Where is this place you have taken me?

0:54:30 > 0:54:33- That used to be a through road, I promise you...- What?- Nothing.

0:54:33 > 0:54:38- VINCENT:- Keep your hands where I can see them! Eyes forward! - PHIL:- Get out. Hands up.

0:54:39 > 0:54:40Eyes forward.

0:54:46 > 0:54:48- Tie yourselves up! - Hands on your head!

0:54:48 > 0:54:50- Hands on your head, now! - MILO:- No need to shout.

0:54:50 > 0:54:52Hands where I can see them! Eyes forward!

0:54:58 > 0:55:00- MICK: Boys, it's locked!- Eh?

0:55:00 > 0:55:02It locks from the inside.

0:55:02 > 0:55:04I knew you were a snake!

0:55:04 > 0:55:05Oi, get back here!

0:55:09 > 0:55:13- Guns on the floor, no messing about! - Yeah, there's loads of us out here!

0:55:13 > 0:55:15- We're too late.- No, no!

0:55:15 > 0:55:18You tell your boys to open the door and put their guns on the floor!

0:55:18 > 0:55:19Now!

0:55:21 > 0:55:23Boys. Put the guns down.

0:55:25 > 0:55:26Open the door.

0:55:28 > 0:55:31Guns on the floor! No messing about.

0:55:31 > 0:55:33We got shooters out here.

0:55:33 > 0:55:34It's you.

0:55:34 > 0:55:35GUNSHOT

0:55:37 > 0:55:39No!