08/01/2018

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0:00:27 > 0:00:29WHISPERING: Can't we just throw it? It's weird.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34- It's rude to whisper.- All this stuff's nearly out of date.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36So eat it, then.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Ben...

0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Right.- We can't just let it all go off.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44What are we going to do, eat them or chuck them?

0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Abi would go nuts.- Yeah, but Abi ain't here, is...?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51I'm sorry to bring this up, all right,

0:00:51 > 0:00:53but the rent's due tomorrow.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- We'll have to cover her, then. - OK. Well, I can chip in a bit more,

0:00:58 > 0:01:01but, I mean, it's tight...

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Yeah, well, we can't do that every month. I can't anyway.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05So what you saying?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08I don't know, Ben. I don't know what I'm saying.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10- I'm just saying that we can't afford it.- We could speak to Max.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- See what he wants us to do.- That's exactly what he needs right now.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Right, so what, then?

0:01:16 > 0:01:18We just carry on as normal,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21until...

0:01:21 > 0:01:22..until the end.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28So what you doing for business these days?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Erm, ice cream.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Ice cream?- Mm.- Nice. What flavour?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- All of them.- Oh, Mas, come on. It was a joke.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- So the flat?- Yeah, well, it's OK.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- "OK"?- Mm. I mean, it could do with a lick of paint.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46So maybe there's a deal to be done.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49No. I've got five other people seeing this today,

0:01:49 > 0:01:53yeah? Five tomorrow. I don't need to do any deals.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Yeah, maybe I haven't got time for any more viewings.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00All right. I'll take it. Yeah.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02It's a month up front and a month's rent. That's two grand.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Yeah. Cash OK for you?- Cash is very OK.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07OK, well, I'll get it to you in an hour or so.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Good to have you back, Mas.- Nice one.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Masood!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Hi, Sonny... Yeah.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Business. Sorry.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Hello, Trace.- Morning.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Morning, Shirl. Rough night?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Shifts.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Oh. I'm not on it. At all.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- You're not needed here.- Sorry?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45You deaf? No, Marvellous Mick can't save you now.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Him and Linda have gone.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50- Gone? Gone where?- Watford.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52And when are they back?

0:02:52 > 0:02:53What's that got to do with you?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Please, Shirl, I need this job.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01All right, I'll help you out.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Thank you, just a couple of shifts, that's all.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Launderette. They're looking for people,

0:03:06 > 0:03:08but don't put me down as a reference.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Big lazy lump says he ain't getting up.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Keanu's properly ill, Mum.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Man flu, more like.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18And if he thinks he's having Chatham's bed again tonight,

0:03:18 > 0:03:20he's got another think coming.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21Any more toast?

0:03:21 > 0:03:22We're all out, Ry.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Here you are. Have that, sweetheart.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27I'm not hungry.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Anyway, you've got to get a shift on, ain't you?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31You've only been at that school five minutes -

0:03:31 > 0:03:33don't want detention for being late, do you?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Taylors tradition, ain't it?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- I'm joking. I've got loads of time. - Argh!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- The water's freezing!- Leccy again.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43I can't go to school without a shower. I'll be minging.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46No change there, then.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Maybe Auntie Kandi?

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Or you could just get a job.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- THEY LAUGH - Why's that funny?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54It's my turn. Get some bread and milk while you're at it.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56And your last slave died of...?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Smelling your BO.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Thanks.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Look, I know you don't want to let her go.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11And nor do I, all right?

0:04:11 > 0:04:12But, you know, we can't be homeless either.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15No.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Well, have you been up the hospital?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21I think it'd help, you know. You should say goodbye.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28I'll cover Abi's share, all right? I'll pay for all of it.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29And how you going to do that?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31This place is doing all right.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36It ain't for us to say when Abi's gone, bruv.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- I ain't ready.- OK.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Gone right off that, I tell you.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50What's that?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59So I just came to see how the house is.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01It's great, Masood. Really great.

0:05:01 > 0:05:07Top ten New Year's resolutions most people have already broken by today!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Guess what they are?- Yeah. Well, so you're settling in OK?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Yes. I've nearly finished unpacking.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oh, good, very good.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Number one is drinking alcohol.- Ah!

0:05:19 > 0:05:20So I was just wondering

0:05:20 > 0:05:23if you'd like to organise a date for each month.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27- You know, for the, er... - HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:05:27 > 0:05:30You know, for the rent that you insisted on.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Because it makes life easier, takes all the hassle away.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Number two is going to the gym.- Mmm.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43Oh, this is interesting - be less stressed.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45THEY LAUGH

0:05:46 > 0:05:50Or a standing order if you prefer? Or cash even, you know...

0:05:50 > 0:05:54..as you offered. Whatever makes life easier, you know...

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Do you need some money, hmm?

0:05:59 > 0:06:03What? No. No, Chacha Ji...

0:06:03 > 0:06:05..I'm fine.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09I mean, there was a hitch with the New Year payroll.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11You know, the staff need to get paid.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14But it's fine, don't worry about it. I'll deal with it.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17What an honourable man you are.

0:06:17 > 0:06:22Yes. Yeah, well, the cash flow is down a little but...

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Well, I can... I can give you some money today.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29What? No, I'll be fine, Chacha Ji, honestly.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31- No, I insist.- No, I insist.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34No, I insist!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36No, Chacha Ji, I'll be fine.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39OK.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Well, you know...

0:06:45 > 0:06:47If you don't mind.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Oh.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54But you know I'm not asking.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Oh, I know you'd never do that.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00I'm offering.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Thank you.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Why don't you just show us around the area?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06How about a cup of tea in the cafe?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh, no, it tastes like dishwater there.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Nonsense, Masood, you just don't want to splash out on a cuppa.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Chalo. Come on.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18I'll get my coat.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Demanding money from me.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28No!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- WAILING - Bex?!

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Bex, what's the matter?

0:07:32 > 0:07:36It's ruined. It's all ruined.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Is that it? Give it here.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Well, what do you reckon?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Punter must have dropped it.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47You don't have punters coming here with cars worth that much,

0:07:47 > 0:07:50let alone bracelets. And that must be worth at least five figures.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53You've been watching too much Antiques Roadshow, mate.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Morning, guys.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56All right.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58I'm DCI Alsworth.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01And how can I help you?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03You work here?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Can see why they made you detective.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Yeah, he works here, yeah.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Could I speak to your boss, please?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11I am the boss.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13I'm investigating a recent robbery.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Could you tell me where you were between 3pm and 4pm

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- on New Year's Day?- Lying in bed with a stinking hangover.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Yeah, he was. Yeah, we all were.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Aidan or JP Maguire, know him?

0:08:27 > 0:08:28No. Why?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Who else has got keys to this place?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Me, my mechanics. That's about it, really.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40And have you seen any suspicious activity around here?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42What is this all about?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46If you hear anything.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- What about?- Oh, you'd know. Give me a call, will you?

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Be worth your while.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57That'll be £2.40, please.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58Oh, no, no, I'll get this.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Ah, well, that's very kind.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Keep the change.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Thank you, Mas.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- Masood.- Beale.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Do you know, I heard you were back. And I was hoping it wasn't true.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Aw, you missed me, then. - Yeah, I've missed you like piles.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Aren't you going to introduce us?

0:09:17 > 0:09:21OK, Uncle Arshad, Auntie Mariam, the infamous Ian Beale.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Lovely to meet you.- What do you do, Neil?- Ian.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Oh, he runs this place and the local chippy. Oh...

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Ran, right?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Why is it boarded up?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35So you're a businessman. Like Masood.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37You're back in business?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Ice creams.- Ah!

0:09:40 > 0:09:41- What flavour?- All of them.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Well, let's hope you do better than when you had the Argee Bhajee.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I mean, cos Masood here, he's had more failed businesses than

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- I've had...- Wives?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Can't be much call for ice cream in January.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Business is thriving, thanks. - Really, thriving?

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Actually, Masood is hosting a little soiree tonight.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- No, I'm not.- And you must come, Neil.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Ian.- I think I've got meetings and...

0:10:02 > 0:10:04After the meetings, Masood.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07I wouldn't miss it for the world.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Here you go. Your tap water.- Shh! Shh, shh, shh.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Hello, yes. I'm just calling about the waste management

0:10:19 > 0:10:23and disposal technician job you've got advertised.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27No, I don't really know what it is.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32A bin man, then.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Do you need a driving licence for that?

0:10:35 > 0:10:36DIAL TONE

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Hello? Hello?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41SHE SIGHS

0:10:52 > 0:10:56You got any jobs going, Kath? In the cafe. Kath's cafe.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58- You see what I done there? - SHE LAUGHS

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Yeah, have you ever worked in a cafe before?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Nah, but, you know,

0:11:02 > 0:11:04how hard can it be to make a couple of bacon butties?

0:11:04 > 0:11:06A monkey could do it.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Well, I'm sorry, we're not recruiting right now.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14- She sacked you?- Mmm-hmm.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18- With no warning period? No real reason?- No.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Whit, that is like unfair dismissal. You could totally sue them.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Oh, yeah, cos I can afford a solicitor.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26I could look into it for you.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28All right, Erin Brockovich.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Who?

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Oh, now I feel old.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Anyway, I thought you weren't moving back in till next week.

0:11:35 > 0:11:40Dad said it was OK. If you're all right with it?

0:11:40 > 0:11:45Yeah, of course. It's far too quiet round here anyway.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49All right, that should do it.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51OK.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54That looks so good. How did you know how to do that?

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Well, I actually used to design my own.

0:11:58 > 0:11:59I had a stall and everything.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Well, you should be doing that, then - not pulling pints.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Nah, been there, done that...

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I wouldn't know where to start now anyway.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09The market?

0:12:09 > 0:12:13- I say we just leave it.- Listen, The Arches is in your name now, right?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15If Phil has done something dodgy, then you're implicated, mate.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Like it or not.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20The least he can do is tell you what you're messed up in.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Jay, I was just off out.- Where's Phil, Sharon?

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Do you want to tell me what the hell you think you're doing?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Show her, Ben.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Now we want answers, Sharon.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55I can see you, Masood.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59I've dropped a coin.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Well, I don't see one.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Deposit.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07I haven't had a chance to do the leaving inspection yet.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I left that house cleaner than I found it, Mas.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12So come on, cough up.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14After the inspection.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Fine...but just get it done, OK?

0:13:27 > 0:13:31- He ain't here.- I ain't lying, Jay. - So where is he?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Italy.- Weren't you supposed to be going with him?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36I had to sort out Denny. We're meeting later in the week.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- And what about that?- What about it? - Well, it's worth a fortune.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Jay's an expert all of a sudden.- And you don't seem that bothered, Sharon.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45And you don't want to touch it. Why's that? Cos you don't want

0:13:45 > 0:13:48- to get your prints all over it? - Do you know where it came from?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Come on, then.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57How did it get into The Arches, Sharon?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00- I can't tell you.- Sharon!

0:14:00 > 0:14:03I just...I just think it's better if you don't know.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05- OK?- See no evil and all that.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Yeah.- Right, well, Ben wants his cut, then.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12- What?- Well, he's involved, ain't he? So come on, fair's fair.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14- This ain't funny, Sharon. - Do I look like I'm laughing?!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16I want my share, Sharon.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18There isn't any money!

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Look, your dad was double-crossed, OK?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Someone took the cash, the jewellery.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31It's the truth.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34So Phil's messed up, gone away and left him up to his neck in it.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36What, for a few quid?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Once again showing exactly what he thinks of me.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39Ben, it wasn't like that.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Sharon...

0:14:42 > 0:14:43..it's always like that.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55DOOR CLOSES

0:14:55 > 0:14:58There's not much demand for T-shirts right now, Whit.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Tell you what, you come back and see me in the summer time, yeah?

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Yeah? Thank you.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Donna...

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Donna!

0:15:11 > 0:15:15Would you be interested in an exclusive clothing range?

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Like T-shirts and that. I make 'em, you flog 'em.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Yeah, sounds great.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Brilliant! I'll come up with some designs tonight and...

0:15:22 > 0:15:25I'd want a 60% cut, though.

0:15:25 > 0:15:26You having a laugh?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Take it or leave it.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Kush, would you look after the stall for a bit?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Oi!

0:15:48 > 0:15:51We don't need no asylum seekers squatting round here, thanks.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53So jog on, mate.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Excuse me?- Go on, back to wherever you came from.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59- Hampstead.- What?

0:16:02 > 0:16:06New staff, eh? I thought some poncey suit owned this gaff.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10He did. But now it's ours again.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12And you're trespassing.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14So jog on, mate.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19So on a scale of one to ten -

0:16:19 > 0:16:21the chances of me getting an interview would be...?

0:16:27 > 0:16:28Masood!

0:16:28 > 0:16:31I forgot the dessert.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Oh, Masood, go and get some of your ice cream.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35- I...- Go, go, go!

0:16:36 > 0:16:38PHONE MESSAGE ALERT

0:17:11 > 0:17:14DOOR SLAMS You all right?

0:17:17 > 0:17:20- What's all this?- Lauren called.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23There's a family photo they're looking for.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26They're on the back of a donkey in Blackpool or something.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28- I'll check Abi's room. - No!

0:17:31 > 0:17:35If anyone's going through her stuff, it should be me.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Right. OK.

0:17:48 > 0:17:53- It's about time.- Well, I've done the inspection,

0:17:53 > 0:17:55and there are some issues.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Issues?- Mmm.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Yeah...

0:18:00 > 0:18:04There's some stains on the carpet and... Coffee, I think.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06They'll all need replacing.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08There were no stains when I left that house.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12Yeah, and peeling wallpaper, and some damage to the bathroom.

0:18:12 > 0:18:17I've got proof. So, once I assess the damage and do the repairs,

0:18:17 > 0:18:21then I can really tell you how much deposit you're due back,

0:18:21 > 0:18:25but between you and me...

0:18:25 > 0:18:27..I don't think it'll be much.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31There were no coffee stains, Mas. No damage.

0:18:31 > 0:18:36So either your auntie and uncle have been wreaking havoc,

0:18:36 > 0:18:39or you're trying to swindle me out of my deposit.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Carmel...

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Why don't you come to my little soiree tonight,

0:18:49 > 0:18:51have a drink, and relax,

0:18:51 > 0:18:54and maybe we can come to some sort of arrangement?

0:18:54 > 0:18:56SHE LAUGHS

0:18:56 > 0:19:02You know what, I am sick of men trying to take advantage.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Oh, Carmel...- No.

0:19:04 > 0:19:08So, if you don't give me my deposit back in the next 20 minutes,

0:19:08 > 0:19:12I will phone my good friend on the Walford Gazette,

0:19:12 > 0:19:16and make sure that tomorrow's paper has your face

0:19:16 > 0:19:21splashed across its front page under the headline "Slum Landlord".

0:19:21 > 0:19:25Now, how's that for an arrangement?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Thank you.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Business has been good, then.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Hmmm, thriving.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57What? What do you think I am?

0:19:57 > 0:19:58Begging, really?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Might not be long.- Things that bad?

0:20:00 > 0:20:04You lot were right, I can't get a flipping job anywhere.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Remember what you always tell us - if you're going to go down,

0:20:07 > 0:20:09go down swinging.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12You'll figure it out, Mum. You always do.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Oi, been trying to call you.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Yeah, my phone's on the blink.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40PHONE RINGS

0:20:40 > 0:20:41- Hmmm.- Oh!

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Do you want this flat or what?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47You know, the thing is...

0:20:47 > 0:20:49..I've found somewhere else.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Yeah, penthouse. Hoxton.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55You know, duplex, hot tub...

0:20:55 > 0:20:57- I've been holding this for you. - We didn't sign anything.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01You're wasting my time.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12I think there's some photos in there.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Ah, tequila slammers.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Do you remember that night?

0:21:21 > 0:21:25Forgot we half-inched these. Man, we were smashed.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29And she puked all over Jay's new trainers. He was so angry.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Yeah, that's right.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Never could handle her drink, could she?

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Right little Lucy lightweight.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38It ain't in here anyway.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Chuck us that bag.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46You know she'd hate this, right,

0:21:46 > 0:21:49us going through her personal things?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51- She wouldn't mind.- Yes, she would!

0:21:52 > 0:21:55I'm sorry, Don, but if Lauren wants that photo,

0:21:55 > 0:21:57she can come and find it herself.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59We ain't touching any more of Abi's stuff, right?

0:22:09 > 0:22:13You must have something for me.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Well, I've been in business before, Sean,

0:22:15 > 0:22:18I've got loads of experience.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19Yeah.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Oh, look, I'll call you back.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24And when I do, make sure you've got something for me.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Ice cream!

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Your auntie's having kittens over there.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- PHONE RINGS Is it ringing?- Yeah, shh!

0:22:35 > 0:22:36Oh, hello.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Is that Mr Apopopo...

0:22:38 > 0:22:40..poodle, please?

0:22:40 > 0:22:45Yes, my name's Karen Taylor, and I'm ringing about the assistant's

0:22:45 > 0:22:47position on Albert Square.

0:22:49 > 0:22:54Oh, yes, I've worked in launderettes all my life.

0:22:54 > 0:22:589:30 tomorrow morning would be splendid.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00OK, see you then.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Ta-ta.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04THEY LAUGH

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Only gone and bagged a job interview, ain't I!

0:23:07 > 0:23:09The thing is, the geezer you mouthed off to is only going to

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- recognise you.- It's all right, bit of slap, posh frock -

0:23:12 > 0:23:15- I won't even recognise myself! - SHE LAUGHS

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Hey, Whit.- Hey.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25I've just been on the phone to my brother.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Which made you come sit in the dark and cold?

0:23:28 > 0:23:32He's got this mate, Scottish Dan.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35He's got a couple of empty shop units and, well,

0:23:35 > 0:23:36he said I could have one.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- Mates rates.- That sounds amazing!

0:23:39 > 0:23:41- Yeah. In Wakefield.- Where?

0:23:41 > 0:23:44Well, I'd have to move.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46You said no, right?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Whit, you can't leave.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Walford's your home.- Is it?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52What's really left here for me, Bex?

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- Aw, shall I get the violin out?- Shut up.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58It's an adventure. It's a new start.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Vanilla?!

0:24:02 > 0:24:04That's all I could get at such short notice.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06My parties are not all vanilla parties.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08You said "all flavours".

0:24:08 > 0:24:13Where's the Pakistani flare, huh? Rose water, mango, pistachio?

0:24:13 > 0:24:14Kulfi, Masood.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Proper kulfi.- It'll be fine. It will be fine.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Oh, I don't want just fine!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22What are you doing?

0:24:22 > 0:24:26She blames me for spilling coffee. I swear I didn't, of course.

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Oh, let me help.

0:24:27 > 0:24:34Oh, and Mariam's found some more problems with the house.

0:24:34 > 0:24:39- You know, carpets rolled up. Wallpaper peeling off.- Hmmm.

0:24:39 > 0:24:44We didn't notice it before, but you can get it fixed.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Shouldn't cost you too much.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Yeah. No problem.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50So, Masood, I thought you could start with a speech.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54- A speech?- Yes. My entrepreneur nephew.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57- No, I... I really... - So that's sorted, huh?

0:24:57 > 0:24:58DOORBELL RINGS

0:24:58 > 0:25:01- They're early!- Oh, excuse me.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06Oh, Neil. Masood, it's your friend, Neil.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Hello, Ian.- Ian. Thank you.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Welcome.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Make yourself comfortable.- Thank you.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17It's not much of a bash, is it? I would have thought

0:25:17 > 0:25:20with all your new-found wealth, we'd have had champagne and caviar.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- DOORBELL RINGS - Welcome, everybody. Welcome.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26- Hi, Masood.- Hi.- Good to see you! - Thank you so much.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28- Masood.- Kush.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31How is Shabnam? I haven't heard from her in a while.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34- Yeah, she's good. She's really, really happy.- Good.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Sit, sit, everybody, please. Make yourself comfortable.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Food is on its way.

0:25:39 > 0:25:40So, no Zainab, then?

0:25:40 > 0:25:43- No. Masood came back all on your own, didn't you?- Yeah.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45- And how's Jane doing, Ian?- Just saw the Taylors on

0:25:45 > 0:25:48their way over. Think they're bringing doggy bags.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Yeah, and Kim and Pearl, they won't be long either, will they?

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Oh, listen, everyone - be very careful, yeah,

0:25:55 > 0:25:57do not spill your drinks.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59We don't want to ruin the carpet, do we, Mas?

0:26:02 > 0:26:05You know, I think I need to pop out for a minute.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07- But it's your party!- We just got...

0:26:07 > 0:26:09No, excuse me. Sorry.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11It's business.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Look how cheap the houses are!

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Yorkshire?

0:26:17 > 0:26:20This one, garden.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Like up north, Yorkshire?

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Yeah. It's only a couple of hours on the train.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27SHE SIGHS

0:26:27 > 0:26:30I was kind of looking forward to us being roomies.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32I've always wanted a big sis.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36Bex, you can visit me whenever you want.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39- When you've got your own T-shirt empire?- Yeah.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40DOORBELL RINGS

0:26:47 > 0:26:48DOOR CLOSES

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Whit, someone's here to see you.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57This place is worse than I remembered. Hashtag "what a dump".

0:26:58 > 0:27:00All right, sis?

0:27:37 > 0:27:39TRAIN RUMBLES BY

0:28:08 > 0:28:10DOG BARKS