0:01:03 > 0:01:04HE SIGHS
0:01:08 > 0:01:09BANG ON DOOR
0:01:23 > 0:01:24HE SIGHS
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Hiya, I've got a delivery for you.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Just need you to sign here for me, please.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Great, have a nice day. - Yeah, you too.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53CREAKING
0:01:53 > 0:01:55HE MOANS
0:01:55 > 0:01:57CREAKING CONTINUES
0:02:00 > 0:02:01HE SIGHS
0:02:01 > 0:02:03CLATTERING
0:02:07 > 0:02:09CREAKING
0:02:09 > 0:02:10- Come on!- Come on!
0:02:12 > 0:02:13LAUGHTER
0:02:20 > 0:02:23RINGING TONE
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Mr Hawkin?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Hi, erm...my name's Stephen Douglas.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38No, no. No, we haven't met.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Listen, I've... I've got a bit of business to put your way.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- What's that?- Research.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Do what?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I printed it off at school.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Everything you ever need to know about detergents, spin cycles...
0:02:54 > 0:02:55What's the point? She ain't got a hope, anyway.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Course I have!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Right, you told him to get back to where he came from,
0:02:59 > 0:03:00you called him an asylum seeker,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02and then you told him to sling his hook.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03He's giving Mum an interview, isn't he?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Yeah, but only because she made him think that she was someone else.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08The minute he sees it's you, you're dead.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Maybe.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Ain't lying down yet, though.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Here...have you tried getting in that bathroom this morning?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- She's been in there for the last hour at least.- I'll have a word.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25What I don't understand is why she's even here.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I thought you were supposed to be going off to Wakefield.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Please tell me you're not leaving her here with me.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34No, of course not.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Right. Cos I ain't that desperate for company.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Look, I'll, erm... I'll talk to her, all right? I'll explain.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41I couldn't do it last night, you know,
0:03:41 > 0:03:43she's turned up for a surprise visit -
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I can't just say, "Get on the next train home," can I?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46- OK.- Morning!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Afternoon.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Come on!
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Huh? Where we going?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I've been dreaming of this for months.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53What?
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Ah! Oh, no!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57You missed a great party.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Er...yeah. Business, Chacha Ji, business.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Well, if you've come to fix the wallpaper
0:04:02 > 0:04:05or to clean up the coffee stain...
0:04:05 > 0:04:06..I've already seen to it.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Oh, right. Er...
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Ooh... Something smells nice.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Landlord's inspection.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15- What?- Didn't I tell you?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Oh, yeah.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Regulations, red tape, it's the curse of the small entrepreneur.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Yeah, you know, I've just got to make sure
0:04:23 > 0:04:25everything's shipshape and Bristol fashion.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Bristol fashion...?- Yeah. It's a figure of speech.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Morning, Chacha Ji. - What's wrong with you?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Mm?- You look as though you slept in those clothes.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Er... No, no, I've been up for hours. I...
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I've been taking care of all my businesses, you know?
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Ice-cream vans...
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Landlords' inspections usually take place BEFORE the tenant arrives,
0:04:45 > 0:04:46don't they?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Did you actually shower this morning?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Yes, I told you, I've been rushing here, rushing there...
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Yeah, I haven't even had time for breakfast.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58PHONE RINGS
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Hello?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Yes, I'll be there.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- She's here.- Oh!
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Right on time!
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Who is?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Hello, Daisy!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26THEY CHUCKLE
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Come! Welcome home!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I, er... I usually do valuations at the shop.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Yeah, well, anyone can walk in down there, can't they?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44What, you don't want no prying eyes?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47No, these have got sentimental value.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51I didn't want any old punter walking in, copping an eyeful.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Seems disrespectful.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Let's take a look.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Sentimental value, you say?
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Yes.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19My old auntie, God rest her soul. They were all hers.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Lady of taste, eh?
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Yeah?
0:06:24 > 0:06:25I mean...
0:06:25 > 0:06:27..yeah.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Careful lady, too, was she?
0:06:29 > 0:06:30How do you mean?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Kept all the receipts?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Oh.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40That's the thing - she was a bit forgetful about that sort of thing.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Well, a lot of old people are, aren't they?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Not just old people.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I take it this is a cash transaction?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Depends how much.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I could maybe stretch to ten.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Ten grand?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03You want more?
0:07:03 > 0:07:04A lot more.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05OK.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09You find me those receipts, I'm more than happy to revise my offer.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19WOLF WHISTLE
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Zip it!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25What's a few pieces of paper matter, hmm?
0:07:25 > 0:07:26These are the real deal, aren't they?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Definitely.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30The problem is the people I can sell to.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34With a receipt, I can sell to anyone.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Without a receipt...
0:07:36 > 0:07:39..I can only sell to a certain type of customer.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40No questions asked.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45OK.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Ten it is.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58But I keep this.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Hello...?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'm in the office.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I'm here for the interview.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Oh, yes.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Oh, no.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Just listen...
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I don't.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Not to racists.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17That wasn't personal.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19You weren't talking to me?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I... I didn't think you was you, that's... That's the point.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23What?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I was being, er...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27..public-spirited.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Are you from some sort of home, or something?
0:08:30 > 0:08:35Er... We've had all sorts rooting round these empty places
0:08:35 > 0:08:37the last few months, and, er...
0:08:37 > 0:08:42..well, a few of us have decided that we ain't having it no more, yeah,
0:08:42 > 0:08:44so we've started these regular patrols, you know,
0:08:44 > 0:08:47like, checking up on places.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50That's what I was doing yesterday.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Making sure your business was safe.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55How do I know that you're the owner?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57I mean, I ain't even met you before, have I?
0:08:57 > 0:08:58So why didn't you say all this then?
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Well... I'm explaining it now, ain't I?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Still don't excuse you telling me to go back to where I came from.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I...meant Hampstead.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Look, I'm working FOR you.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Not against you.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Yeah?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16So now we got that clear,
0:09:16 > 0:09:17how's about seeing if I can, you know,
0:09:17 > 0:09:19start working for you properly?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Thank you!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Mm!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Taste that grease!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30SHE CHUCKLES
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Ain't they got grease in Milton Keynes?
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Even the cows up there are plastic.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35THEY CHUCKLE
0:09:36 > 0:09:38I've so missed this place, you know.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yeah. I will, and all.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42What?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I'm moving, Tiff.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47I'm leaving Walford.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Where are you going?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Wakefield.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51It's Yorkshire.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Wait, so when's all this happening?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Well, that's sort of the point.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Erm... Soon as I can manage.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Obviously it won't be straight away, not with you turning up.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09But it'll probably have to be tomorrow or the day after that.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Tiff, look, I don't want you to think I'm just kicking you out,
0:10:14 > 0:10:16cos I ain't, you know? I've...
0:10:16 > 0:10:17You've got plans.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Yeah.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Can't just change them cos of me.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Still, we've got a couple of days, haven't we?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Mum...
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Erm...
0:10:30 > 0:10:32I'm going away for a few days.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Where?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Er...visit Courtney.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38That's a bit sudden, isn't it?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Yeah, well, it's a spur-of-the-moment sort of thing, you know?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43And you're going to visit Courtney?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Yeah, I ain't seen her in ages.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Well, what about the Arches?
0:10:47 > 0:10:48I've got it covered.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53So, who are you really going to see?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- What? I...- You haven't mentioned Courtney in months,
0:10:56 > 0:10:58now all of a sudden you can't wait to dash off and see her?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02It... It's not Luke, is it?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I mean, he ain't fed you some old sob story, has he?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I just want to get away.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10After everything that's happened lately, I...
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I just need to get my head straight.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15But, erm...
0:11:15 > 0:11:16..before I go, I...
0:11:17 > 0:11:19HE SIGHS
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Er...
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Saw it out on the market.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Ben...!
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Thought of you.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Oh!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Now, don't get too excited - they ain't real.- Oh!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Thank you!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42So what's it for?
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Does there have to be a reason?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Can't I buy my old mum a present now and again?
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Oi, you, less of the old!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51You have a nice time, yeah?
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Ben...?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01What, I can't give my old mum a kiss, neither?
0:12:01 > 0:12:05- I told you...!- I know, I know.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Less of the old.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15SHE CHUCKLES
0:12:17 > 0:12:20You said on the phone you had years of experience.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Or was that just as fake as your accent?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27I've got more than just experience.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Four boys, two girls, that's what I've got.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Let's start with the boys, shall we?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Growing lads with bits.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Do I need to spell it out?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39I've had to deal with every sort of stain you can imagine,
0:12:39 > 0:12:41and some you just don't even want to.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44You know, most people would have chucked the old clobber out,
0:12:44 > 0:12:46got new, but I didn't.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I rescued it, got it back to as fresh as they came,
0:12:49 > 0:12:52straight out the catalogue.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54And then there's the girls. Huh...
0:12:54 > 0:12:56That's a whole new set of horror stories.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58The stories I could tell you about them...
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Maybe we could skip that bit.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00But it's the same thing, innit?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Issues, problems.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I've dealt with it, I've bought the T-shirt,
0:13:04 > 0:13:06and I washed it after that, and all.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08You know, I can fluff, I can fold,
0:13:08 > 0:13:10I know my detergents from my conditioners,
0:13:10 > 0:13:13my larges from my smalls, my whites from my colours - no offence -
0:13:13 > 0:13:15and my quick spins from my blow dries.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17So...
0:13:19 > 0:13:20..any questions?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22When do you want me to start'd be a good one.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Is that the tree, then?
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Yeah?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Huge tree!
0:13:33 > 0:13:34So you've had Daisy before?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Mm.- Oh.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38I've got this.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40She would have been here earlier, too,
0:13:40 > 0:13:44but the social worker had to check the place out first.
0:13:44 > 0:13:49I mean, that's why I had to re-hang the wallpaper, and, er...
0:13:49 > 0:13:51..you know, clean up the coffee stain, and...
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Anyway...
0:13:55 > 0:13:56- What?- ..don't let us hold you up.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- What?- Well, shouldn't you be finishing your inspection now?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Oh, I haven't even started yet.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Since that one turned up, my goodness!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Can't take my eyes off her.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11She reminds me of Tamwar when he was that age.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Yes, apart from her colour, her race
0:14:14 > 0:14:16and the fact that she's a girl.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Yeah, apart from that.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Do you know, I don't believe it!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Ohh!- What?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25I haven't got any curly fries!
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Curly fries?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Just imagine what your Chachi Ji will say! Huh?
0:14:32 > 0:14:33She will say...
0:14:33 > 0:14:38.."How could you forget to bring Daisy's favourite curly fries?!"
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Oh...
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Well, I can get some for you.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44The Minute Mart are bound to have them.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Shouldn't you be starting your inspection?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49That will keep.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Mm.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- Well?- In the bag!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- You got it?- As good as.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59So you ain't got it?
0:14:59 > 0:15:03No, I will, though. He just needs a bit of time to think about it.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07I'm telling you, he's on the ropes. No going back.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Every question he asked, I answered.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Even answered questions he didn't ask,
0:15:11 > 0:15:12and some he hadn't even thought of.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14So what about you calling him an asylum seeker?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Oh! Misunderstanding.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18"We don't need no asylum seekers squatting round here."
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Yeah! We had a good laugh about that.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- Mwah!- What was that for?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- A little thank you. - Thank you for what?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28For all his disgusting little habits.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Knew all that'd come in handy one day.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Handy!
0:15:32 > 0:15:35SHE LAUGHS
0:16:02 > 0:16:04So...
0:16:04 > 0:16:06..where did you get to last night?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Business.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Really?- Mm.- At that time?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Well, when opportunity knocks...
0:16:13 > 0:16:17So, erm...what line of business are your aunt and uncle into, then?
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- What?- Well...
0:16:20 > 0:16:24..earlier on, I saw a young kid going into the house.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Right, well, I'm not being a nosey parker, or nothing, just...
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Just a good citizen.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- A good citizen?- Yeah.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Well, you see a young kid being rushed into a strange house
0:16:34 > 0:16:37with two people who obviously ain't the parents...
0:16:37 > 0:16:38Makes you wonder.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Oh.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Well, it's something of a mission of theirs.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- A what?- Mm.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Something they've been doing for years.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Oh, go on.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Yeah, I want to book myself on the first sailing,
0:16:55 > 0:16:57going tomorrow morning.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Yeah.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23HE SIGHS
0:17:27 > 0:17:29HE CHUCKLES
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- DOOR OPENS - You had a bit of bother here?
0:17:51 > 0:17:52All right.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Got them.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Got what?- The fries.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00How could you have forgotten to bring Daisy's favourite fries?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Oh! Well, we've got them now.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04No, we haven't!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Chacha Ji?
0:18:06 > 0:18:09These are crinkle cuts, not curls.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10- What?!- Look!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12And that's important because...?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17All right, I'll go and change them. I'll be back in five minutes.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19PHONE RINGS
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Hello?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Yes, could you hold on just a second, please?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Arshad, you go and change them - the poor child's waited long enough.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- WHISPERS:- Social services.- Oh.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Hello?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36You help Daisy with her picture.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Yes, she's settled back in just fine.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41You lied to me! You let me go off on one yesterday to Sharon.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42I must have looked a right mug.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46I mean, how did you even find where all that stuff was?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Dad's been acting weird for ages. It was obvious something was going on.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52And remember the day Maguire marched through the funeral parlour
0:18:52 > 0:18:54like he owned the place?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57I thought...put myself in Billy's shoes...
0:18:57 > 0:19:01What's a nice, quiet place to hide something?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Oh, and there's nothing much quieter than a coffin, is there?
0:19:04 > 0:19:08But it still don't explain how you got in there.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Oh.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Yeah, of course you took my keys, didn't you?
0:19:11 > 0:19:12I borrowed them.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14If it hadn't have been me, it would have been one of them.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15They're a bunch of snakes, Jay.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18One of them would have been bound to turn the others over.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20So you thought you'd turn THEM over instead?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22I ain't doing it for me, that's the difference.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Well, you're the one who's got his hot, sticky little fingers all over this.- It's for Dad.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28HE SIGHS
0:19:29 > 0:19:31After the year he's had, if one of them
0:19:31 > 0:19:35had it on their toes with his money, it probably would have killed him.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39So, I'm just going to sit on this, you know...
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Do nothing.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Go nowhere.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46And when the heat's died down and they've all left town,
0:19:46 > 0:19:48with any luck...
0:19:48 > 0:19:50..especially that Maguire maniac...
0:19:51 > 0:19:53..then he gets it back.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56You are playing with fire here.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- If that Maguire finds out... - How can he?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Only you and me know, and I ain't going to tell him.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Well...
0:20:06 > 0:20:08..least, I hope it's only me and you.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Oh, and what's that supposed to mean?
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Who bust that door open?
0:20:13 > 0:20:14I don't know.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Ain't the first time the place has been broken into, is it?- Yeah.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Maybe it was a chancer, you know?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Saw the place was empty, tried to nick a few tools. I don't know.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- I keep getting this feeling, as well.- What feeling?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Like I'm being watched.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Yeah, well, maybe, just maybe, that's a guilty conscience.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- BEN SIGHS - And I wonder why, eh?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36HE SIGHS
0:20:43 > 0:20:44HE SIGHS
0:20:44 > 0:20:46PHONE RINGS
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Hello? ON PHONE:- Hi, Martin, it's Bianca.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Oh... That's a blast from the past.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57How are you, Bianca?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00I'm great, ta, Mart, how are you?
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Yeah, not bad.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Is Whit there?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05No, no, she's... She's just popped out with Tiff, erm...
0:21:05 > 0:21:07You can get her on her mobile, have you got her number?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10I've been trying for the past hour, I can't get through.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Yeah, they've probably gone up west or something.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Martin, listen...
0:21:16 > 0:21:19I hate to do this, I really do, but can you tell Whit I need a favour?
0:21:25 > 0:21:26JS Packaging.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Southern Services.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33I Googled you.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35You were sacked from both organisations.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- That was years ago, before Chatham and Riley.- The second time for assaulting the manager.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41He tried it on, dirty little todger, asked for it, he did.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45He tried cutting my hours.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47He's the manager - he probably had good reason.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49One week before Christmas.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Even so.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I'd promised Keanu this computer game, yeah?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56I was banking on them extra hours.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59All I could see was his little face at Christmas,
0:21:59 > 0:22:02coming down and realising that Santa had blown him out.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03That still doesn't justify assault.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Assault?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- SHE SCOFFS - No.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09I followed him into the khazi, yeah? He thought he'd be safe there.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12He locked himself in one of them cubicles,
0:22:12 > 0:22:14so I picked up a loo brush,
0:22:14 > 0:22:16told him I'd stick it where the sun didn't shine
0:22:16 > 0:22:18if he didn't change his mind.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Well, he went straight to...
0:22:20 > 0:22:24What do you call it? Er...HR, that's it.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Told them I assaulted him.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I mean, I only threatened him with a brush.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30If I'd known I could've got done for that,
0:22:30 > 0:22:31I would have gone the whole hog
0:22:31 > 0:22:33and flushed his stupid bald head down the bog.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Not helping myself here, am I?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- SHE SIGHS - Look, I know I'm no saint, yeah?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45If you Google me, you'll find a list of people that don't like me
0:22:45 > 0:22:46as long as your arm.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50But I will work for you till I drop, cos I need this job,
0:22:50 > 0:22:53and my family need me to get this job, too, cos...
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Well, if you're taking me on, yeah, you're taking them on, as well.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Cos if, like, I can't get here, say in the morning, yeah,
0:23:00 > 0:23:03well, they'll be here till I sort it,
0:23:03 > 0:23:06so not only are you taking on one person,
0:23:06 > 0:23:08you're taking on four at least.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09But...
0:23:09 > 0:23:12..you're still only paying for one, so, for me,
0:23:12 > 0:23:14that actually seems like a right old bargain.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- HE SIGHS - What is it about you, Ms Taylor?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Karen.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25I start every conversation thinking, "No. No way."
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- And then I just...- Then what? You end up thinking, "Yes"?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- Well, I've not actually said yes. - You ain't exactly said no, either.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33HE SIGHS
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Right, er...
0:23:38 > 0:23:39What shall we do now?
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Want some toast?
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Er...
0:23:49 > 0:23:50You hungry?
0:23:50 > 0:23:51I am!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56How about...I make you some boiled eggs and some soldiers?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00CAT MEOWS OUTSIDE
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- CAT MEOWS - Pussy! Here, pussy!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16CAT PURRS
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Oh, Whit, Bianca rang.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19What? When did she call?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Couple of hours ago. - Why didn't she call me?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Well, she said she tried but she couldn't get through.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27And did she say how long the school's going to be closed for?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Yeah, till the end of the week.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Look, I did explain about your move,
0:24:31 > 0:24:34and she said if you had to go, then she'd understand, it's just...
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Tiff can't be left on her own all day, yeah.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Yeah, she sounded pretty desperate.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Well...
0:24:40 > 0:24:43..I suppose it's only a couple of days.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Yeah.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- Keanu still in bed? - Yeah. Staying there, too.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Mum's going to start asking a load of questions before long, you know.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- I told him that. He said he don't care. - DOOR OPENS
0:24:53 > 0:24:56So, as long as no-one else does...
0:24:56 > 0:24:58FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:24:58 > 0:25:00And...?
0:25:00 > 0:25:01KAREN SIGHS
0:25:05 > 0:25:07It don't matter.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08There's loads of other jobs.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12Well, you can all do your own washing from now on.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Cos I'm going to have my hands full doing everyone else's!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- You got it?- Yeah!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18THEY LAUGH
0:25:18 > 0:25:22Right, shall we, er...? Shall we feed him?
0:25:25 > 0:25:26There we go.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Now...
0:25:28 > 0:25:29..maybe we can have a snack for ourselves.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31DOORBELL RINGS
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Masood, can you get the door?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35I'm still on the phone.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40CAT MEOWS
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Oh, you forgot your keys.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48ARSHAD LAUGHS
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Ah...you still here?
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Yeah, Daisy and I are getting along like a house on fire.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53She's made a new friend.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57We found a cat outside the back door.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Never mind the cat, where...?
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Where's Daisy?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11I want to book myself on the first sailing tomorrow.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14No, no, it's just one way.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Mm-hmm.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22OK, so if I ain't got a car, I don't need to book.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24OK.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28All right. Yeah, see you tomorrow.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Oh...
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Sorry, love, if you're looking for a service, we're chocka,
0:26:38 > 0:26:40we ain't going to fit you in today.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Nice to be back.