0:00:24 > 0:00:27Dave? Are you in here?
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Oh, no. Don't say they let him out.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37No, he'll probably be staying with Joyce.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Oh, how messy they are. Look at 'em.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Ugh!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- How do I look? - Right now, you look weird.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- You look great.- What if I get there and I don't know what to do?
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Well, there'll be training and that there...
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Maybe this is not a good idea. You know, last time I was working,
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Charles and Camilla were still dating.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Chucking skid-mark boxers in a washing machine
0:01:33 > 0:01:34ain't exactly rocket science, is it?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37I'll remind you of that when my first pay cheque comes through
0:01:37 > 0:01:39and you want another pair of trainers, shall I?
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Mum, you're going to be fine. Just remember - service wash with a smile.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Yeah. There you go. - Yeah, so when do you get paid?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47School! Now.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50You're going to be great!
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Yeah...
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Yeah...- Hey, you ain't seen my charger, have ya? Sorry.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Well, I will let you know as soon as I do.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Thank you. Bye.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03That the Wakefield lot?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Apparently, they have got another taker for the unit...
0:02:06 > 0:02:09..but if I can get there on Thursday, it's mine.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- LOUD POP MUSIC PLAYS - You going to go, right?
0:02:12 > 0:02:17Tiff! Tiff, I've told you - turn that music down! Tiff!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Sorry!
0:02:19 > 0:02:23I've told 'em I've gotta sort everything out here first.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I'd say she was all right.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Now that's what I call a perfect Windsor.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I don't think it's going to be that formal in there.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38You only get one first impression.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Good. All you need now...
0:02:43 > 0:02:46..is...
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Who's going to buy a home from a briefcase-less man?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53No briefcase means no papers. No papers means no sale.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55No sale means no business.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Briefcase means business.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01YOU mean business.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- That makes sense...?- Good.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Oh, bring a colleague home tonight for dinner.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Mariam? Something spicy.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Something very spicy. Let's see them sweat.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19You never listen, do you?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I have to take Daisy to the doctor's for her jab.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I can't just bring a complete stranger back for dinner.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Stranger. No, the enemy.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32You work for commission, right?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Commission means war. And what's the first rule of war?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Know thy enemy.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49She's beautiful.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Can only presume she takes after her mum.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- I saw you in the chapel earlier, didn't I?- Mm.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Do you believe in all that?
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Well, it's like my old dad used to say,
0:04:08 > 0:04:11can't hurt to believe in something.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Gives you something to blame, at least.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Don't you think?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27I remember my dad picking me up from school one day.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Walking down the road, we saw this nun.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33This geezer pushing her along in a wheelchair.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37My dad went straight up to this bloke, gave him a slap.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Bosh - back of his hand.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Yeah, apparently, she was a nasty piece of work.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47She used to give my dad a good hiding when he was at school.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50He couldn't hit the nun, obviously,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53so this bloke was the next best thing.
0:04:54 > 0:05:00Then he said to me, "Boy, that woman is proof that God don't exist
0:05:00 > 0:05:03"and that only the good die young."
0:05:05 > 0:05:09And then he married a church woman and died an old man.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Shows you what he knew.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I don't know what I believe any more.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Dr Harding will be in shortly.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32For what?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38See, all you people are the same.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40You want to come in here, you want to pull the plug,
0:05:40 > 0:05:43you want to free the bed up and that's it, you just want to move on to the next one.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47I'll tell you exactly what I said to the other nurse, which is you ain't going near her.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Call yourself a Christian? You're ain't a Christian, are ya?
0:05:50 > 0:05:51You're no better than a murderer...
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Sorry.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Just I haven't slept.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- You haven't got any paracetamol, have ya?- Not on me. Sorry.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Just...I can't think straight.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Um...
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Look, I'm really not supposed to leave the room.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Look, I'll just get someone.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Mr Branning?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Mr Branning, move the bed!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Gimme a sec, yeah?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Ain't you going to separate them whites from the colours?
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Oh, look, the laundry police is here. It's a cold wash.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Well, I've got my dirties with me. I could do 'em in my own machine,
0:07:08 > 0:07:12but I don't like to leave it unattended cos it's dangerous.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Yeah, you're going to have to bear with me, all right?
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Ooh! Posh grapes! Ever had these frozen?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Like crack, they are.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Hm!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Well, you know what they say?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Dress for the job you want, not the one you've got.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45- What job's that, then? Bollywood Bond?- Er...
0:07:45 > 0:07:49..Pakistani, not Indian, so that borders on racism in the workplace.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Still a bit much for a day's worth of washing-up, though, mate.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56I assumed, with my experience, I'd be working behind the bar...
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Not today, sunshine.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Linda's gone to Watford to see her mum, Tracey's got the trots
0:07:59 > 0:08:02and the dishwasher's packed up.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Halfway sort of knows his way around the bar,
0:08:04 > 0:08:06so you'll be doing the washing up.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09You think a guy called Half-day can do a better job than me
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- behind the bar? - It's Halfway, mate.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- This guy? Come on? - Oh, what, a called Halfway
0:08:14 > 0:08:17and another bloke with an empty briefcase.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- To be fair, I'd say it's 50/50. - You think this is empty, do ya?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22No, in here are business proposals.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Business proposals that I intend to work on in my lunch break.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29This job is just a pit stop on my road to success.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Oh, so you think it's an easy gig, do ya?
0:08:32 > 0:08:33No, course not.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36I'm just saying you don't need five A to Cs to serve drinks.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38No offence, Half-Pay.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41All right, then - let's see how good you are.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44You go behind the bar with Half-Wit and start pulling pints.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45It's Halfway.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50But I bet you a day's wages, by the end of the day, you'll be
0:08:50 > 0:08:54costing us more money than we take in.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Deal?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Double or quits. My OJ and crisp privileges. Deal?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Should I shake on it as well?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10How long has he been in there?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13He asked me to get a couple of paracetamol and I come back
0:09:13 > 0:09:15and he's barricaded himself in. You need to talk to him.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Dad? Dad!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21They want to kill her, Lauren, all right?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23That's what they're saying they want to do.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- So I ain't going to let it happen. - Dr Harding's been called.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30If he thinks your dad is a danger to himself, security will come.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34No, no. Just listen to me - he hasn't slept, that's all.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Just give me two minutes.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42Mr Branning, we have a duty of care to ensure that your daughter
0:09:42 > 0:09:44passes in a dignified...
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Listen to me, all right, I don't want you anywhere near my daughter!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Do you hear me?! Stay away from me!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53You need to get here now.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Hang on, man. Because you don't want to help your missus do the cleaning,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58we have to hide out here all day?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Patrick, it's Joyce we're talking about.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03She'll have me at the top of a ladder with a squeegee
0:10:03 > 0:10:05risking life and limb. Well, not today.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- I'm too young to die. - All right, all right...
0:10:08 > 0:10:10What can I get ya?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Sorry! I was just colour-coding the old alcopops.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16There's so much dust down there. Not on my watch!
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Who are you? - I'm the new bar manager. Masood.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Since when?- Today.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Yeah, Masood, you...
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Yeah, I know, just cos I serve it, doesn't mean I have to drink it.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I have some self-restraint -
0:10:30 > 0:10:33unlike some, who've been here since 11am...
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Well, well. Wonders never cease.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Make that a double rum.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Right, that's a large rum and a pint of that, please.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43All right, coming up.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Bar MANAGER, you said?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Right.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Do I get a Flake with that?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Er...you a chess man, eh?
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Good for you.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- Good for me? - Yeah. You know? Don't often see...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10..old cockneys playing chess.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13It's more of a snakes and ladders area round here, mate, eh?
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Not that you're old or...
0:11:19 > 0:11:22..cockneys are stupid or anything.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28That'll be £8.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35- You don't know about the two for Tuesday deal, then?- Two for...?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Tuesday. OAP discount.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41You ask Linda, or Shirley, or Mick, they'll tell you.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44But then you're the bar manager, ain't ya?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46I'd hate to embarrass ya.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52No, no, no! Two for Tuesday! Two for Tuesday! That's fine.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56No, I'll just... I'll just...
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Mr Branning, please...
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Lauren, I'm not leaving this room until he agrees Abi can go America.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Abi can't go anywhere - look at her!
0:12:07 > 0:12:11Mr Branning, I assure you the withdrawing of your daughter's
0:12:11 > 0:12:15life support machine will be controlled and dignified.
0:12:17 > 0:12:22If you don't let us in, there is a danger that she could have a sudden cardiac arrest
0:12:22 > 0:12:25and then it will all be over before your family has a chance
0:12:25 > 0:12:28to say goodbye in a calm and dignified manner.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Dignified - why do you keep saying "dignified" all the time?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33You're the one who's standing there telling me
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- that you're going to pull the plug!- Lauren?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Uncle Jack, please. You need to talk to him now.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47The cavalry's arrived.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51The doctors say, you know, when they're being official,
0:12:51 > 0:12:55that she's "brain stem dead".
0:12:57 > 0:13:02Whenever I close my eyes, she's there. As I remember her...
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Happy little girl, you know. World at her feet.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08And there's no...
0:13:08 > 0:13:10There's nothing they can do?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13No, no, so Son says.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18What about the baby?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21It's like a miracle. She's doing fine.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Can't find no instructions online. What did you call it again?
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Merino wool.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Like what I've got on now, actually.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36I'm worried about it shrinking, that's all...
0:13:36 > 0:13:41Oh, hello, you ain't even flexing, are ya?
0:13:41 > 0:13:46I should have it dry cleaned or maybe a cold wash - no tumble dry.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Well, if you're such an expert, you can pop it on, yeah?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52I've been rushed off my feet all day. I'm gagging for a ciggie.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Ta, love.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Not the service it used to be in here, is it?
0:14:01 > 0:14:05If you come back in an hour or so, I'll have it ready for ya.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- No, no, no, Dot, you shouldn't be working...- No, it helps me to keep busy.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11All right.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Thank you. And if there's anything I can do...?
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Just make sure she ain't smoking in front of the laundrette door.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21All right.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- See ya.- See ya.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Bianca Jackson, yeah.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Yeah, I am family.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29She definitely ain't been in?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33No, I've tried St Mary's already.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Thank you. Yeah, thanks. Bye.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40St Gregory's...
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- You going to buy that? - No, I can't stand 'em.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56You can't just finger my fruit and put it back.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Does Whitney know you're out here? - Uh, yeah. She sent me out.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- I need a new top. - Go and see Donna, then.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04What, the witch in the wheelchair?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06No, thanks. I wouldn't even dress my dog in her stuff.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- You haven't got a dog.- Exactly. - Whitney is worried sick about you, Tiff.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Yeah, well, it's family stuff.- Yeah, and while you're under my roof...
0:16:12 > 0:16:14RINGTONE: THE BIRDIE SONG
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- You should probably take that.- Yeah.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Hello?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47PHONE RINGS
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Max?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Man, this thing too light for me, man.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13My rum must be like my women.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14What, spicy?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Yeah, man. And dark too.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Well, that's why you try before you buy. Well, take them over.
0:17:21 > 0:17:26- Yeah, bar work suits you! - What are these called again?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Snakebite and black, son.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Because I can't seem to find a price for them.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Well, that's probably cos most pubs don't serve it.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36There you go, that should cover it.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39You don't want the white rum, then? No? Ted?!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- TED!- How's it going?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Yeah, good. Yeah, really busy.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46The OAPs, they love the discount.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48PHONE RINGS
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Hang on. I gotta get this.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52It's a business call.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- You work for me.- Fine.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I need a bathroom break.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03You cheeky old...
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Yeah, no, everything's going really well.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Yeah...
0:18:08 > 0:18:10There's more boxes that want bringing in.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Erm...
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Listen, Chachi-Ji, I have to go now cos I've just got to close a deal.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21Yeah, 300 square feet, yeah, white goods included... Yeah.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28So what would you do if it was one of yours?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I'd hope I'd do the right thing.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42Yeah, we can all hope, can't we? But you ain't answered the question.
0:18:42 > 0:18:47Look, I know what it's like - to go through what you're going through.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52It's my daughter, innit?
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Nothing compares to losing your child, does it?
0:18:56 > 0:19:00I'm just saying. You know, we do things when we grieve.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08Things we don't normally want to do. Things we might regret...
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Why are you all ganging up on me?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19We're not ganging up on you, Dad. We just want to help.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26This is about Abi. All right, what's best for her.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Uncle Jack's right. You're not fighting for Abi any more. You're fighting for yourself.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41This ain't about me, Lauren.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44This is about a little baby who needs her mum.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Mr Branning - this has gone on long enough.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Security will now be called, unless you come out.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Mate!
0:20:03 > 0:20:08Think we need to have a little chat, don't we, boys?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Ted! I've got your wife on the blower...
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Are you having a laugh?
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- What? What did I do?- You do not grass punters up to their wives.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24You relax.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I'll just tell her that he mistook you for some other old git.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Cheers, Shirl. Hang on.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Old git?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Shut up. OAP discount? You've been conning him all day.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Well, now it's time for you to pay back your debts.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Get out there and do the washing up.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43And you - join him.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Oh, Kush, I'm ever so sorry.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I must have put it on a hot wash by mistake...
0:20:53 > 0:20:56It's fine, Dot, honestly, it's fine. It was an old one anyway...
0:20:56 > 0:21:00No, merino wool, you said. That don't come cheap.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02It were me.
0:21:04 > 0:21:10When I come back - I turned the machine up by mistake.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Did ya?- Weren't thinking straight. You know, first day and all that...
0:21:14 > 0:21:19I tell you what - I'll give you a couple of free service
0:21:19 > 0:21:23washes for the inconvenience, and in the meantime...
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Let's see what we can do, eh?
0:21:28 > 0:21:33We followed all the guidelines and the protocols, but he's calm now.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36It's Jack, innit, yeah?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Yeah, yeah, I'm his brother.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Are they really just going to barge in there?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I mean, what if he does something stupid?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Well, that's why I wanted to ask.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47If you don't mind, I could try talking to him?
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Yeah, go ahead.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04PHONE RINGS
0:22:22 > 0:22:23Oh!
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Where did it all go right, eh?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28These snakebites ain't half repeating. Oh!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- Ted?- What?
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I think we might be saved.
0:22:55 > 0:23:01I'm not going to bury another child. It's not going to happen.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I understand.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06How can you possibly understand?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09My Ryan was 18.
0:23:11 > 0:23:17One night, he asks for a tenner to go out with his mates...
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Glad to get rid of him, to be honest.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24So he goes out.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29And he drives home after too many drinks.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Next time I see him, he's laid out just like your girl...
0:23:36 > 0:23:40..'cept there were no machines beeping.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I had nothing to cling to.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46I had no choice but to say goodbye there and then.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55I guess I was lucky.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00The truth is you can sit and pray all you like,
0:24:00 > 0:24:04but you still beat yourself up.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07You never stop...
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Saying goodbye, that's just the start.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19But you have to say goodbye.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24You told me you didn't know what to believe in any more,
0:24:24 > 0:24:27but believe this...
0:24:27 > 0:24:33It has to start, Mr Branning. You, you need to start.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49You fixed it?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52We got the same one in our restaurant.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54There's a knack to it.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58New one of them would've cost you a fortune, so, technically,
0:24:58 > 0:24:59he has saved ya more money than he's cost ya.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Technically, like. - Steady on, Vorderman.
0:25:03 > 0:25:08- One more chance.- Er, so does that mean I've won our bet?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12If so...I have a little favour to ask you.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Thank you. We'll take it from here.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26The family have been through a lot.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42I just stopped at the chippy on the way back -
0:25:42 > 0:25:45loads here if you're hungry. Tiff back yet?
0:25:47 > 0:25:50TJ called.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53B, she didn't try to kill herself.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56She's on a cruise.
0:26:02 > 0:26:08So Mr... How did our Masood do today?
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Yeah...good.
0:26:14 > 0:26:20Yeah, he sold a house and that. So, good, yeah.
0:26:24 > 0:26:30Have the last bhaji. I think I've got some more in the kitchen.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37If that's your competition, you'll be running the place in a month...
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Hair conditioner. Lukewarm water.
0:26:44 > 0:26:49Yeah... Works every time.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Skinny look's in these days, innit?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Well, I suppose he could give it to baby Arthur.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05THEY START TO LAUGH
0:27:05 > 0:27:07No, I shouldn't be laughing.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13I don't suppose you smoke, by any chance, do ya?