0:00:47 > 0:00:50So, did you get any sleep last night? Because I didn't!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52I didn't make the connection, Phil.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53If I had, I would have told you straight off
0:00:53 > 0:00:55that Mel was sniffing around, wouldn't I?
0:00:55 > 0:00:56So what did she say?
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Not a lot.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Too busy gawping, weren't you? Give me that.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01What are you doing?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03I'm going to tell her that you want to meet her.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Well, why would she want to see me?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06She won't be meeting you, will she?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11All right, Hope, all right, he's coming, two seconds...
0:01:11 > 0:01:13BABY CRIES Maybe she needs her mum.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23CRYING STOPS
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Oh! Finally, she's stopped crying.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Tiff!- What? Like you haven't been kept awake!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Look at those bags under your eyes. You need to sort them out.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33You're so sweet, ain't you?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Tell you what is good for that. Chicken. A nice family bucket.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Don't forget, I'm treating you later.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45You OK?
0:01:45 > 0:01:51Yeah. Will be, once I've had some breakfast, cos I am starving.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Starving! What are we having? Hank Marvin.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Cornflakes, my favourite.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00So listen, kids, I was thinking, how about I have the day off
0:02:00 > 0:02:05- and - wait for it - we do nothing but have fun?- Yeah!
0:02:05 > 0:02:06High five! Yeah!
0:02:06 > 0:02:10I could take Lily in. She hasn't been to school for two weeks.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11What's another day, eh?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Martin, I like your style. Want to adopt me?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Who's the best dad ever, eh?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18BABY BABBLES
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Yes, thank you.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Bex, listen, Stacey's outside.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27So I was thinking we, you know, keep the doors locked.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Maybe use the back one. Yeah?
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Keegan!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I've been at this since 5am.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43That Ingrid's got a gorgeous gob on her. I'm quids in now.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46What's that? A book!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Mum, we've got an exam.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Here's a little lesson for you.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Life's where you get your A star.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56I mean, who cares about which king killed which queen, you know?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58It's overrated.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Ignore her. She's talking pants.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03And she irons 'em.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Dot made you that.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16She wasn't very happy about you staying,
0:03:16 > 0:03:18but I said it was temporary.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22How long have you been out here?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24I couldn't sleep.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27My boobs are aching.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Hope's probably screaming the house down.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Martin's not on his stall, then?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34No. No-one's come out, no-one's gone in.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41OK. Well, eat your sandwich and I'll go and talk to him.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- What are you going to say, exactly? - Do you want me to help you or not?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Sonia, I didn't mean for all this to happen.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Well, it has, and now we've got to fix it.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Does it feel a bit strange
0:03:58 > 0:04:02with you receiving letters rather than delivering them?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04It's the circle of life, Chacha.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Hm.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- I'll...- No.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- I will...- I'm not geriatric yet.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Hm?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Ah.- Ah.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Quiet day ahead?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Yeah.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25You know, I was doing all my files in bed last night.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27You work too hard.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Yeah, well, no-one got anywhere by slacking off.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Well, now...
0:04:39 > 0:04:41..make time for yourself.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Work isn't everything. Hm?
0:04:51 > 0:04:52This is nuts.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57I mean, why would Mel come back to get involved in this?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59If you ask me, I think you missed the boat.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Do you want to say that again?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Well, what is the point in chasing her?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07She's not even answering, is she?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11PHONE BUZZES
0:05:20 > 0:05:24So, uh, I'm...I'm just coming to see how you are, you know.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Checking in on you.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30And the kids, of course. You know, see if they're happy and...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32..they're being fed...
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Martin.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36At least talk to me.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39You don't want the kids to be upset, do you?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41They'll be wondering where Stacey is.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Martin, Martin, I get where you're at. I...
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Martin, open the door, please! Please, let me in, eh?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56- What did he say?- Not a lot.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Right, that's it, I've had enough... - No, it's not going to help.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04Martin! Martin, come on! Hope needs me and you know it.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Stace?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Martin's locked himself in.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Are you serious?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Right, I'm going to call him, all right?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18So let's all just stay calm, yeah?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24BIRDIE SONG RING TONE
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Come here.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Hear that, Shirl?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45What, that song? I hate it.
0:06:45 > 0:06:51No! The sound of calm. Feels different in here.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Like a ship that's got itself through a storm.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55I can't do ships.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Makes me feel like my stomach's at the back of my throat.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00What's all this?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Just thought I'd treat everyone.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06We've got coffee on tap, you doughnut.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Here we go.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14I can go back and get tea, if you want.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Or hot chocolate. Or champagne...
0:07:16 > 0:07:17That's enough.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Who says no to champagne?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Just leave it, all right?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26No sign of anyone.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Must've got the message.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33What I'm doing, it's what anyone would do.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I know that.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Stacey's in the wrong, Bex, not me.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Which is why I'm here.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I just can't face her.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I mean, physically, I just can't handle that...
0:07:49 > 0:07:50You know, not today, not...
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Who knows?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Are you scared you still love her?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I do love her...
0:08:01 > 0:08:03..and I hate her.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06I mean, you'd have thought, after everything that she did,
0:08:06 > 0:08:08that it'd just switch off, but...
0:08:09 > 0:08:10..it doesn't.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Well, not for some people.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18It's better just to block it all out.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26Well, whatever happens, Dad, whatever you decide to do,
0:08:26 > 0:08:27I am right with you, OK?
0:08:30 > 0:08:31I know.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Kids, who wants to go to the pictures?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45We're showing Despicable Me then Minions.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47GIGGLING
0:08:53 > 0:08:57What is that? When did you write all that?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I didn't. I just borrowed it off that Johnson kid.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01It's a bit late for that.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Who asked you?
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Keegan!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Well, I didn't see you, did I?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10You're full of surprises.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12What's that mean?
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Finally studying.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Let's hope it makes up for the times that you didn't.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Know any prayers?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25At least he's trying.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27He wouldn't pass even if he had revised.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Get lost, Louise.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30It's you two that are lost.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Ignore them, Keegan.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Is that what everyone thinks?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Course not.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Just drop it.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47She didn't show, so you'd better start thinking of something else.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51You lot still leave back doors open, then.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Just so you know, I decide when and where we do this.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02TV PLAYS
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Thank you, Ruth.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Kush.- Yeah?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25If we all chip in, we can get a decent wreath for Abi.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Oh, of course.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32You always hope there's going to be a last-minute miracle
0:10:32 > 0:10:34then, next thing you know...
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Listen, have a think about what message to write.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Yeah.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Huh!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Why do I do this to myself?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Hey, if you want a decent sandwich, you should try the Vic.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55- The Vic?- Yeah.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58And, you know, if you smile nicely, Mas might even slip you a freebie.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Has it really been 15 years?
0:11:07 > 0:11:08You and Sharon, eh?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Finally got married.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Is she out, then?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Shopping, I'll bet.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Long as it's not for another bloke, eh?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Have you worked out why I'm here yet?
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Put that down.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Oh, it speaks.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Where's Ben?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32What, you think I know?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35You've got three seconds.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Back off!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38You want Ben, you're not going to get him that way.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Where is he?- Ask Ciara.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Does she know he took the money?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Now, if it was that simple, he'd be tied to
0:11:47 > 0:11:48a rock at the bottom of the sea.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Someone did a switch when Ben wasn't looking.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54His stupidity is the only reason that he is still alive.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Oi!
0:11:59 > 0:12:00All right, Mick?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- What are you doing? - Just getting some crisps.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03- Come here.- What?!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Ow!- Mick, he works here!
0:12:06 > 0:12:07What?
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Surely you know?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I thought you told him.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11I thought you had.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Don't know what to say. - Well, you can start with sorry.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16And an arm massage - you gripped it really tightly.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Tell you what, lunch is on us.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Yeah.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Dig in.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26You're not yourself.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28I told you to leave it.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Look, we're mates, yeah?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Mates don't just let each other go...- Over there.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I ain't got the money.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I'm lying through me teeth.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Then there's your answer.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Don't wind me up.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51It's simple. You turn that lie into a truth.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Look, I read that, if you tell the universe what you want,
0:12:55 > 0:12:56it'll turn up the very next day.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59It's quicker than ordering off the internet.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03All I care about is getting Hope fed.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07All right, you're making it hard for her, Martin, not me.
0:13:07 > 0:13:12Please! How can you do this to her, Martin? Seriously?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18I'll tell her to go away.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Is that Mummy outside?
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Yeah, yeah.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29She just dropped something off.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31But she didn't say hello.
0:13:31 > 0:13:37Come on, we can't leave the others downstairs, can we? Hey, come on.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44BABY CRIES
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Oi, what are you doing out here? We've got an exam.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Keegan? What are you doing?
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Lund was out of order.- Oh, what? And throwing a brick helps?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08She saw I was trying, but yet it meant nothing to her.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- So tell someone.- I am.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15That's my car!
0:14:15 > 0:14:18This is an instant suspension!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21You won't be allowed anywhere near that examination hall now!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Go to my office, Keegan.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26We need to deal with this through the right channels.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28I'm sure you know how it works.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30It was me. I threw the brick, Miss.
0:14:30 > 0:14:35- Just go and sit your exam, Bern. - I said it was me. Go.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46You didn't throw that brick.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51So...what happens now?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Why don't you go and see a film or something?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01I don't know what's on, Sharon, I just think that, you know,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03while you're out, you might as well make a day of it.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10I'm not up to anything, Sharon. It's called being thoughtful.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14All right. I'll see you later.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Billy's running a business and you're Mr Wonderful.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20What's happened to everybody around here?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Sit down. Cos me and you's going to have a talk.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26I'll kick it off, then.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Give me the money and you get Ben back.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33You think I've got your money?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35We both know this is classic Phil Mitchell.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Of course you'd do the rest of them over!
0:15:37 > 0:15:41So, what, Ben takes it and then I take it off Ben?
0:15:41 > 0:15:45I mean, how blonde are you, eh? It's my son we're talking about.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46I ain't going to throw him to Ciara.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I mean, some pit bull you are. You're sniffing in the wrong place.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51No, it's got to be you.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55You've got a kid. You know exactly why it's not me.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03OK... Say I believe you. What happens next?
0:16:05 > 0:16:06What do you think?
0:16:06 > 0:16:10Because Ciara's mutt is going to lead me straight to her.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15What?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Could've worn a better top.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22It's a chicken shop. Tiff, can you pick what you want, please?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Yeah, I'm looking.- It's really not hard - it's a chicken shop.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27All right?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Bit late, but you're here now.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Right, I'm going to go and get my school project.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Tiff, we're supposed to be having lunch.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Yeah, you are.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Did she just say school project?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Yeah, I'm meant to be helping her with it, I think.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45She doesn't have a project and, even if she did, she wouldn't do it.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Are you single?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Two years and counting, yeah. Why?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Because we've been set up, that's why.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Set up for...?
0:16:57 > 0:16:58It don't matter.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Before you go, are the wings any good in here?
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Er, yeah, they're all right.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Nah, that's one thing I never got.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Why do chickens have wings if they can't fly?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11So we can eat them, I guess.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Did you say we?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16My treat?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I promise, I've got no idea where Ciara is.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- I'm done listening to you.- Phil...
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- I'll find her myself.- No, no, no, wait... You can't do that.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- If I sort her, then I get my son back.- No, that's not the half of it.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I'll tell you what. Why don't we do this the old-fashioned way, yeah?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Because there's no way you're keeping me from my son!
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Look, if she sees you coming, you will never see him again.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Never.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41The only chance you've got is for me to turn up with her money.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Have you listened to a word I've said?
0:17:44 > 0:17:45I've got no idea where your money is.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49Well, then, get some ideas! This is not just about Ciara.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53If Aidan finds out what Ben did...
0:17:53 > 0:17:56..he's going to come after everyone you know and love.
0:17:59 > 0:18:04Now, I can't actually believe I'm going to say this,
0:18:04 > 0:18:06but we need each other.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23You don't need to sit out here. Dad's got it all sorted.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Bex, it's about my kids, it's not about your dad.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Yeah, and they're happy, Stacey.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Right, they're having a great day, and that's all you need to know.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Mummy! Mummy!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Lily!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Lily!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Lily, get back! Get away from the window!
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Hope's hungry.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Martin!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Dad! Dad, Lily's got Hope!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Martin! Lily, please, get back...
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Why are you shouting, Mummy? She wants you, Mummy.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- Lily, please get back. - Why are you shouting?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54BABY CRIES
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Mummy! She wants you, Mummy.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58She's hungry.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Lily, sweetheart...
0:19:03 > 0:19:05What are you and Hope doing up here?
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Hope's hungry. Mum's just out there.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14OK. All right, then.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Let's go and see Mum, shall we?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Come on.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23It's OK. He's got her.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24He's got her, Stace.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Good girl. Hey, there we go.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Hey, sweetheart.
0:19:31 > 0:19:36Hello. Well done, well done. It's OK. Right, let's go.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40BABY CRIES
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Yes, I know, I know. Let's go.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Let's go. Come on.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50It's all right. It's OK, it's OK.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Box of chips, please. Actually, make that two.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00- Nice, innit?- Hm.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04So, two years without a girlfriend?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Closer to three.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Three? What, you been in a monastery?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Actually, I say three. It's... - Not four? It can't be four.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- No, it's not four. - I was going to say!
0:20:15 > 0:20:16It's five.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Oh!- What?
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Do you even know what a girl is?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I think so. I've seen a few about.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24What, you not into them?
0:20:24 > 0:20:28No, no, love them. They just don't seem to like me.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32I went to a club once and I asked out 19 girls.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Well, I say asked, I had to yell over the music.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37The only thing I went home with was a sore throat.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39What, and all of them said no?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I swear, even if I was the last man on Earth,
0:20:41 > 0:20:43girls would still be washing their hair that night.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46And if I was the last man on Earth, it's probably cos there's
0:20:46 > 0:20:49been some sort of nuclear war and half the women would be bald.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Oh, don't, you'll make my mascara run.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Well, at least you haven't. Run, that is.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Why would I run?
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Tiff's taking ages.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05That's the plan.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07It ain't been a bad plan.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08For her.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Do you fancy doing this again some time, or...?
0:21:15 > 0:21:16I'll think about it.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Good.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Make sure you do.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24I think you might be the wind beneath my chicken wings.
0:21:27 > 0:21:32So, Mick Carter, Billy, Keanu, Vincent Hubbard.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Definitely no-one else?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Aidan.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40No, not him. It can't be. So who do you fancy for it?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45I ain't... I ain't got a clue.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Phil, look at me, all right, you can't say that!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51You and me, we need to find this money.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Now, who's the most crooked, or desperate?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Him.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Right.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Well, that's where we start, then.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Oh, great... You're still working here, then?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Practically employee of the month.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Oh. Arshad doesn't mind?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Arshad doesn't know,
0:22:19 > 0:22:20so keep that quiet.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Oh.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Kush, I just saw you go in here.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Can you send Masood out, please?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- How does he know I'm here?- Keep schtum. I'm going to sort it out.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- How?- I'm thinking, all right?
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Everything all right?
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Masood. I think we need to talk.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Ain't that your uncle? - Yeah, yeah, it is.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39The door's open.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Don't tell him that!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Kush, could you please send Masood out, please?
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Be easier if you just came in!
0:22:47 > 0:22:52No, no, no. Someone might see me and tell Mariam.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54It's a pub!
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Get out there and talk to him.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- I'd really rather not.- Oh, Mick, come and sort this out, will you?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Me?- Yes, brilliant! You can pretend to be another Masood.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Slow down, slow down. Just say that again.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Like there are two of them, right, two Masoods.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07One of them who works in the Vic and you're that one.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- You're the one I accidentally told Arshad about...- You told him?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Mick, Mick, just do me a favour here, please.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15I'm not actually supposed to be working here. I sort of lied.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Right. So I'm meant to be the other Masood?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Don't you think he's going to notice when he has a pipe at me?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- No, not if you...- What? What? What?
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- You talk to him through the door... - Yes!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27You're off your nut, you's two.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Talk to me, please.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36All right, no, forget it. Forget it.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38This is madness. I'm sorry.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Hi... Chachi's not out there with you as well, is she?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47No, no. Just me.
0:23:47 > 0:23:52I'm really sorry, but I think I should tender my resignation.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I was going to let you go, anyway.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Couldn't you have told me that before this?
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Hold on, hold on, when was this decided?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Well, we've got far too many people working here, ain't we? So...
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Yeah, but that's Mas and Whitney gone, and now Johnny's going...
0:24:03 > 0:24:08Masood, are you or are you not coming out?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11It's just, you know, it's management.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14You know, got to make tough decisions so you don't have to.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16You still here?
0:24:16 > 0:24:21Yeah, well... Chacha, I'm coming. I think it's for the best.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24A man who hides secrets is not a man.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35That's better, isn't it? Hm!
0:24:38 > 0:24:41What's it you called me - Saint Martin?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45How could I have not realised that she'd stay with Hope?
0:24:45 > 0:24:48That is what having kids is like, Martin.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50You've got one in one room, the other one's somewhere else
0:24:50 > 0:24:53and you're busy trying to do ten things at the same time.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Yeah, well, I was doing one thing.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Avoiding you.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01That's what my day was about, weren't it?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Can't even manage that.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Here you are. Take her a minute.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Come here. Come here, you.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Look, maybe you just need a bit of time just to get yourself straight,
0:25:20 > 0:25:22or straighter, at least.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Martin, let me help you.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Let me take the kids.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31What?
0:25:31 > 0:25:35No, that's a nice...nice little Max move, that, Stace, yeah.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37What are you talking about?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40You! "Look at me, I'm so caring, I can help you out, Martin."
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Yeah, of course you can! You've learnt from the master, Stace.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45The kids need me! That is all I'm saying!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Yeah, I really wish it was.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Martin, I'm their mother!
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Oi, I'm their mother!
0:25:50 > 0:25:51They need me!
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Martin, you proved you can't look after them today!
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Martin, please, just wait!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Martin!
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Martin!
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Old school remedy.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Is Bernie back yet?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15All right?
0:26:15 > 0:26:16DOORBELL
0:26:16 > 0:26:18They're early!
0:26:23 > 0:26:25So, how'd it go?
0:26:25 > 0:26:28I might've scraped it.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29What did Miss Lund say?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Suspended me.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Bern, look, I'll go in, I'll just say it was me.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36No, no, there's no point. It's done now.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Yeah, but you can't pass an exam you can't ever sit.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Probably weren't have done it, anyway. You're the clever one.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44I don't know what to say, Bern.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Just don't go round throwing any more bricks.
0:26:47 > 0:26:52Nah, never. But you're all right, though, yeah?
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Of course I am. Two weeks off school watching telly?
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Get in!
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Promise?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Promise.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17I needed the money.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18I can understand that.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22This doesn't make me a bad person.
0:27:22 > 0:27:28I'd never say that. No, more a good person that became desperate.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- Chachi's going to...- Never know.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35What?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39No, what you need to do now is...
0:27:39 > 0:27:41I know, I know.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43I need to get a proper job before she finds out.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45There must be something out there for you.
0:27:45 > 0:27:51Yeah. Meanwhile, we've both got to pretend.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Well, it just hasn't gone how I thought.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02No, I'm not done.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04I haven't even started.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15So what happens now?
0:28:15 > 0:28:18I mean, tomorrow, what happens then?
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Same as today, Bex.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24There is no way on this Earth I'm letting her have these kids.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28They're mine.