0:00:29 > 0:00:32Go back to bed if you want, we can sort downstairs.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Yeah, I'm sweet.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36You were up most of the night.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39It's like I said, I kept rolling onto me arm.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43So, when are you gonna call Fi?
0:00:43 > 0:00:45To tell her we got the cash?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48I can't wait to get my hands on that freehold again.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50We should get it framed.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Yeah, I'll call her later.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55You have got the money, haven't you?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Yeah, course I have.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59There's nothing to worry about. It's coming tomorrow.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02That's when we're supposed to give it to her.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Yeah, I know it's a bit close to the wind but,
0:01:04 > 0:01:05like I said, it's all sorted.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Right, well, you rest up.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11I'll sort downstairs.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Come on, folks. Come and get your juicy oranges, four for a pound.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22No Martin today?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24I don't think he's letting the kids out of his sight just now.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Why, what's he think's gonna happen?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Kush, all I know is that he asked me to open up
0:01:28 > 0:01:30and said he's going for custody.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Oh, sorry, love, what do you want?
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Halfway!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Shut the door.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- What was I thinking? - You've still got 24 hours.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56To do what? I've tried everything.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57There is no money.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59There's never gonna be any money.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Now I've lied to her face.- There's always a solution to every problem,
0:02:02 > 0:02:04you just haven't thought of it yet.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Speaking of problems,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09well, not exactly a problem but it's something I wanted to ask you.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- It's Whitney. I'm meeting her later. Drinks and that, you know.- Mm-hm.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Mm-hm. What, a date, yeah?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Well, if you want dating advice, you're talking to the wrong geezer,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23cos me and L, we just sort of fell into it.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25You know Whit better than I do.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28And the thing is, I think she's a right sort.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31If she agreed to be my girlfriend, I'd be proper made up.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Obviously you don't think of her like that but she's quality.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Mmm.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I'm sure it'll go well, you know.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Well, what I wanted to ask you...
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I've got enough on me plate, in't I?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44OK, um...
0:02:45 > 0:02:47What you need to do is just, you know,
0:02:47 > 0:02:51just be yourself, treat her special, relax,
0:02:51 > 0:02:55but don't relax too much, because I've heard some of the noises
0:02:55 > 0:02:56that come out of that bottle
0:02:56 > 0:02:58when you think no-one's knocking about.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00I wouldn't do that around Whit. Never.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- You really like her, don't you? - You've no idea.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I'm going to relieve Auntie Kath, OK?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Right, now, if Stacey tries anything, you just shout, yeah?
0:03:12 > 0:03:17- Yeah.- Good. Seen my keys anywhere? - Yeah, they're there.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18BABY WHIMPERS
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Dunno, maybe I should stay home today.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22And do what? Sit around worrying?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Right, well, you have gotta promise me,
0:03:24 > 0:03:27you won't let her anywhere near those kids. I mean it, Whit.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30If you let her in, she's just gonna grab 'em and disappear.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- This is the best place for them and you know that.- I know.- Good.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- I just feel bad, that's all.- Yeah.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- But you're right - the kids need stability.- Yeah.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Just go to work, yeah?- Yeah, course.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Martin, you need to think about Lily getting back to school.- No, no, no.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47She's loving it upstairs. She'll be fine.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I've locked all the windows so there'll be no repeat of that. OK?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Yeah.- I tell you what, you can bolt the door when I go as well, yeah?
0:03:52 > 0:03:56See? I told you she'd love the formula. There's a good girl.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Right, see ya later.- Bye. - And don't forget to bolt the door.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Yeah.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08They really need to sort that out.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Seeing as you're, um...
0:04:11 > 0:04:13..still feeling "sick",
0:04:13 > 0:04:16you can look after the kids this afternoon, can't ya?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Why, where you goin'?
0:04:18 > 0:04:19I said I'd have a drink with Halfway.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22A date!
0:04:22 > 0:04:23A drink.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Oh, I knew it! You two are perfect for each other.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Hashtag matchmaker.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Hashtag babysitter.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31There you are.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Yeah!
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Just admit it.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- You fancy him.- As if!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38BABY WHIMPERS Wish I hadn't agreed to it now.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Sh-sh-sh!
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Yeah, right.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Oh.- You all right?- Yeah.- Can I?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Cheers.- You OK?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Nice surprise.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Oh, it's all right for you, telling me to be patient.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56She's on the phone. Can I get you a cup of tea? You got time?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I haven't got long, Shrimpy's keeping an eye on the stall.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I just wanted a quick word. Is that all right?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I need to feed Hope but he's not letting me anywhere near her.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05He's giving her formula.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11I think that's her solicitor on the phone.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Ah, actually, that's, um, that's what I've come to see you about.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17How do you feel about it?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- What, Martin and Stacey?- Yeah.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Well, I was hoping they would've sorted it by now.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23but I'll tell you something,
0:05:23 > 0:05:25just having her here for a couple of days -
0:05:25 > 0:05:27and we're doing her a big favour having her here -
0:05:27 > 0:05:29it's dig, dig, dig all the time.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32You know, I'm surprised Martin's put up with it for as long as he has.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Hm.- Normal or herbal? - No, no. I'm fine.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Erm, he's... he's talking about custody.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I mean, not that he'll get it but...
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Well, he might.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I mean, she's the one that's cheated,
0:05:42 > 0:05:44not that I'm taking sides.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48I think we need to step in. Martin loves Stacey, there's no way
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- he's gonna want this ending up in the divorce courts.- Listen.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I've learnt my lesson, all right? I'm not getting involved.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55I can't stand by and just watch them take shots at each other.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Was that your solicitor?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Ah, no.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Just a friend.- Well, hopefully there won't be any need for solicitors,
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- cos I'm sure you and Martin will be back together soon.- No.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Not now.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09How is he today?
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Well, I haven't seen him but he's hurting. I mean, you both are,
0:06:13 > 0:06:15but you've got to think of the kids.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Are you saying I'm not?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18No, course you are.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21You are, I mean, but, I mean, just look what happened with Lily.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23They don't understand what's going on, do they?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Kush is right. You're playing him all wrong.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Oh, really, Sonia?
0:06:26 > 0:06:29All right, so why don't you tell me how to play Martin, then?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31You lived with him all these years, you must know.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Cos that was a really great marriage, weren't it?
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Not talking to each other weeks on end.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Go on, I'm all ears.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39We had a good marriage, all right? Martin was a great husband.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Well, if he was that great, why did you divorce him?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44If you two would just sit down and talk.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46There is no talking to him, Kush!
0:06:46 > 0:06:47I can see who's side you're on.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- It's not about taking sides, is it? You're both my mates.- Really?- Yeah.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54He has stopped me from seeing my kids, our son.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57He's taken my baby away so I can't even give her my milk.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I really... I thought you would have my back, Kush, I really did.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- See what I mean?- Yeah.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09TV IS ON
0:07:20 > 0:07:21SHE COUGHS POINTEDLY
0:07:23 > 0:07:24What? I'm suspended!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27That don't mean you get to lounge around all day.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Have you been hanging around with a new crowd?- No.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34So, you just fancied a bit of out-of-character vandalism, yeah?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I'd expect that sort of thing from Keegan, not you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41There's something you ain't telling me.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44And until you do, you don't get to put your feet up.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Perfect weather for stews, ladies and gents.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Come and get your stewing vegetables here.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Mate?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Right, um...
0:07:59 > 0:08:01..I've been thinking, mate, and I've gotta say.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04This better not be about Stacey.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06You can't be serious about going for custody. I mean, I get it.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08I get you wanna make a stand but...
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Why should I be the one who misses out on bringing the kids up?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Right, I've done nothing wrong.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Please tell me you've got my back with this one.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- I think you're making things worse. - No, I'm making them better...for me.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Yeah, cos I am the one who's still tucking the kids up in bed at night.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Right, they're as much my kids as they are hers.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Well, technically Arthur's mine.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33All I'm saying... is that it's complicated, OK?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36And you've got to sort it out before things go too far.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38It's already gone too far.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Mick didn't sleep last night.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46He says it's his arm but I think he's covering.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Look at that!- Wow!- Brilliant!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Let's do it again.- All right, do it again.- Well, go on.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56He's got the money from Aidan...
0:08:56 > 0:08:59..but the rest of them aren't getting theirs.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02He says its just an arrangement between the two of them.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Well, that sounds a bit fishy. - Exactly.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07You know, I don't want him having any arrangements with that man.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09He tried to kill Vincent and is forcing him to sell the Albert.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11What's he gonna want in return?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14I'd rather we just walked away from here altogether.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17And when he's laying in bed,
0:09:17 > 0:09:20all I can see is the scar from where the bullet was.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23It's always gonna be there, innit, reminding us...
0:09:25 > 0:09:26..if he's back in with Aidan?
0:09:44 > 0:09:45RINGING TONE
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Vincent, where are you?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Why do I have to be your slave? What happened to Dot doing it all?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Maybe it dawned on her she weren't getting paid? Bless her.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59You know, give her a few days, she'll be back.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Soap powder's in her veins.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Oh, you dropped a pillowcase.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11That service wash needs sorting.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Glare at me all you like, this is what you get for being suspended.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Quality mum and daughter time.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25How do I wash these? My sister's treating me like a slave.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Oh, she'll help you. I'm taking me break.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Use that one.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Oh, I'll do it.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Not meant to use this one cos it works without money.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Oh, right, nice.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49So, you worked here long?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52I don't work here, I got suspended from school.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Why, what d'you do?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56I put a brick through a teacher's car window.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59I'm staying with my sister.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01My mum abandoned me.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05And my cousin, right, she was on a life support
0:11:05 > 0:11:07and they just turned it off and she was pregnant,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09so they had to, like, cut her open to save the baby.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10My baby died.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Oh.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16I'm Tiff.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Bernie.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Lovely, thank you. Here you go, keep the change.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Oh, thanks.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Kath, what do you think of all this with Martin and Stacey?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Well, it's sad, innit?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31I mean, I just can't believe she'd do it to him,
0:11:31 > 0:11:34not after everything he's done for her.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Hey.- Cheers.- All right.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- Thanks, darlin'.- All right?- Yeah.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46If anyone is having custody of Arthur, it's you.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49You have got to fight for your son.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Look, I am telling you this, Kushy.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55The way Martin's behaving, soon as Stacey gets her hands on those kids,
0:11:55 > 0:11:57she will be off and we won't see Arthur
0:11:57 > 0:11:58from one Christmas to the next.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Stacey wouldn't stop us from seeing him, Mum.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Wouldn't she?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I've bitten my tongue.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08I have toed the line but now this!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Bed hopping with...
0:12:12 > 0:12:15..with Him Who Shall Not Be Named.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18That man is poison.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23If she has gone anywhere near him, she is unhinged.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28There, I've said it and I don't regret it.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34We have got to work on bringing Arthur to where he belongs.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Let her be the one who only is allowed to see him
0:12:38 > 0:12:41a couple of hours here and there. See how she likes it.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43This isn't about point scoring, is it?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45This is all wrong. You know what?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48I have got to stop this before it goes any further.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Now, usually I can sort out my problems,
0:12:51 > 0:12:53but I can't see a way out of this one, Vincent.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56So I'm here and I'm here with me begging bowl.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00You think I've got millions tucked away?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03We're talking 150 bags
0:13:03 > 0:13:08and I'll give you more interest than any bank would. Now Maguire...
0:13:08 > 0:13:12he's shafted us both so we need to stick together more than ever.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Now I can't do that if I'm in Watford.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I'm desperate.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I know that it's a lot of dough.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25I hate the fact that I've got to ask you this.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27When do you need it?
0:13:27 > 0:13:28I need it as soon as.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Give me a couple of hours.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44You and, er... You and Whitney? Mmm. Yeah, I suppose I can see that.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Where are you taking her, somewhere nice?- Only downstairs.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Oh, so it's a casual thing, then? - No.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55You're meeting up in the place where she's just lost her job,
0:13:55 > 0:13:57surrounded by people she knows including her ex-in-laws
0:13:57 > 0:13:59and you think it's more than just a casual date?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- You've got no idea about women, have you?- Well, what should I do?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- Leave it to me, all right? What time are you meeting?- Er, one.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Well, that don't give us much time.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10No, no, no, it's doable.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I'll throw something together, make it romantic.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Johnny can help me, he's good with a candle.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Now nip downstairs and tell him I need a word.- Nice one.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Sorry.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- There's something I need to tell you.- I knew it.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27I knew there'd be conditions.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Look, whatever it is, you're not doing it.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Just give Aidan back the money.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32We can go to Watford.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35No, I lied to you and it's driving me mad.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37The money's not from Aidan,
0:14:37 > 0:14:38it's from Vincent.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Why did you say it was from Aidan?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Vincent didn't want Kim finding out.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45So you'd rather let me worry myself sick thinking you'd got
0:14:45 > 0:14:48more involved with that man just to keep Kim in the dark?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51And since when did I become someone who couldn't keep her mouth shut?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I'm sorry.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57I thought you'd be happy that the money's from Vincent.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Well, yeah, I am, I suppose.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04I knew you weren't being straight with me.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- You're a bad liar, Mick, never forget that.- I know.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10It's all worked out lovely, though.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13We've got the Vic back, we'll graft, we'll pay Vincent back
0:15:13 > 0:15:16and we'll just put all this behind us.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Yeah? Come here.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- Come on, then. What you done?- Eh?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Only time a fella does his washing
0:15:39 > 0:15:42is when he's trying to get into his wife's good books or knickers.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Yeah. Yeah, see, I thought that the bag of stuff
0:15:45 > 0:15:47for the charity shop was rubbish.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50So now it's my fault the kids are starving in the Third World.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52And whose fault is it they're starving in Britain?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57How's about I wash and iron all that for you?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00I can't afford a service wash.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04I'll do it for the same price as it will cost you in machine.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06So what's the catch?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I'm feeling generous.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Washed, dried and ironed.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11That'll take the wind out of her sails.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13I like a lot of starch.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16There'll be so much starch in them, they'll be standing up by themselves.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18See you in the morning, yeah?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Thanks a lot, Karen.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Ta-ra.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Ta-ra. Watch and learn, girls.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30How much did you make?
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Half a packet of fags.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Still got to do all his ironing, though.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Not me, love.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I wanted to whiten my trainers but I haven't got any stuff.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Well, if she's looking at your feet, then it's a rubbish date.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48- Have you seen what Linda's done downstairs?- Our very own VIP area.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Oh!- What if I can't think of stuff to talk about?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Compliment her, yeah? Girls like that.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55I've had more luck with souffles than I've had with girls.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- I don't believe that. - It's true.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Never had the confidence.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02The other day, chucked together, yeah, it was fine, but...
0:17:02 > 0:17:06..it's made me see I really like her.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08My dad always said that the minute he saw my mum,
0:17:08 > 0:17:10he knew she was the one.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- He sounds like a romantic.- Yeah.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I'm more like him than my mum,
0:17:14 > 0:17:16apart from having her nose.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- So you really like Whit? - She's amazing.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21She's the sort you dream about
0:17:21 > 0:17:23when you're making custard under enemy fire.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Takes you out of yourself, puts you in a special place, you know.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28That's Whitney.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Sorry.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I'm nervous.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34You got all of this from just one date in a chicken shop?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36When you know, you know.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Aw!
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Come here. Mwah!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Right, they're having a nap and Lily's playing, OK?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Oh, hello.- Hiya.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55She's using our iron, it's better than hers.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Oh, right.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58No, don't smile, pout.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- Tiff, Listen, I need you to listen out for them, OK?- Mm-hm.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06You're not wearing that.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Sorry?
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Hashtag grunge.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Well, what's the matter with it?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Nothing, if you're a lezza.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14It's a drink.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19No, you need something tight and short.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23And maybe get a bra that actually does its job.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- Ain't that right, Bernie?- Yeah.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27No, I'm not dolling myself up.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Oh, I get it.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31You're trying to put him off on purpose, aren't you?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Oh, you don't wanna get hurt again? Aw!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36You know what, you should go all out.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Cover yourself up.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39You should get yourself a burkha.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Shouldn't she, Bern?- Yeah.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46No.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Pout.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53There you go. Thank you very much. See you again soon, all right?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55So I was thinking, I'm not doing much this afternoon,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58I could make a big lasagne, save you thinking about cooking.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- You don't have to do that. - I want to.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Tiff ain't a vegetarian, is she? You never know with teenagers.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06No, I'd say that one is about as carnivorous as they come.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Look, I've been online, looking at some cheap solicitors.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13So divorce?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- Gonna have to, ain't I?- I think you're doing the right thing.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20- Oh, Stace, Stace.- 15 missed calls?!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- What's happened?- Martin! - What you doing?- Martin.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25You two, you have got to sort this out, all right?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27You need to talk to each other, not solicitors!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- You've been talking to solicitors? - Not yet.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33That's exactly why you need to talk now, before they get involved.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Martin, when you told me that Stacey was gonna be your wife...
0:19:38 > 0:19:40You remember that, right?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42You remember, we were standing in there,
0:19:42 > 0:19:43we were in the Vic by the bar and you said...
0:19:43 > 0:19:47..you said that you were gonna marry her before the year was out, right?
0:19:47 > 0:19:51And Stace, remember how much you fought for Martin,
0:19:51 > 0:19:53how much he was there for you after you had Arthur.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55You were taking on the doctors, right?
0:19:55 > 0:19:59You were fighting together because you belong together!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Yeah, and then she jumped into bed with that bald git!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- Oh, change the record! - It's meant to be the turkey
0:20:06 > 0:20:08that gets stuffed at Christmas!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10It's always the way, though, innit? The wife's unfaithful
0:20:10 > 0:20:13and the husband loses everything. Well, not this time, Stace!
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Well, what you got planned, Martin?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17What, you gonna dress up as Batman and climb on the roof of the cafe?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20No, cos climbing on the roof's your thing, innit, not mine?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Oh. All right...- You ain't gonna get custody of a goldfish,
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- let alone my kids!- Your kids, are they? You ain't been saying that all
0:20:26 > 0:20:28the years Martin's been feeding them and putting a roof over their heads!
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Hang on a minute. Who stirred your pot?- Three kids by three dads
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- and you ain't even 30 yet! - Oh, come on.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35You know you give it all the "poor me"
0:20:35 > 0:20:37but your morals, they're as loose as your knickers!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- What like your mum's and your sister's?- What?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42The way I heard, it your mum had more men than the Grand Old Duke of York!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Son.- You leave my mum out of this! - You jealous, are you, Son?
0:20:45 > 0:20:46I tell you what, if I were you I'd give up,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49cos it don't matter what sex they are, you manage to scare them off!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Really? Scared?- Yeah.- Yeah. Cos people are scared of me, ain't they?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- What's that meant to mean? - You heard me.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- Everyone pussyfoots around you, "Is she on her meds?"- Son, no.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Son, come on.- What? We all think it.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01She's more unstable than a three-legged chair!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Unstable? I'll give you unstable!
0:21:03 > 0:21:04ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Kush! Kush!
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Give him space, all right? Just breathe. You're all right.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Kush, I'm sorry.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Sorry I'm late.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33No, that's fine, fine.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I hadn't even noticed.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37A rose for a rose.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Thank you.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Champagne?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49I thought we were just gonna, you know, have a drink.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50We are.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53This is all Linda's doing.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Linda?- She thought I should take you somewhere a bit more romantic.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58It's nice, though, what she's done.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06You look amazing.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08To us.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19BABY CRIES
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Shouldn't you check on her?
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Nah, Mum says you need to leave babies to cry
0:22:24 > 0:22:26or they'll think they can call the shots.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27MESSAGE ALERT
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Oh, come and see!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31What?
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Ryan Morris just liked it!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34He's never liked any of my photos before!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Who's Ryan Morris?- Year 11.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39His brother was almost on Love Island but he lost his passport.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41And he's put heart eyes!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44You've made me look beautiful.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46What's that...
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Oh!
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Bernie!
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Oh.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Drink?
0:23:05 > 0:23:06No.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I just came to give you...
0:23:09 > 0:23:10..this.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13That is the most you'll ever get from me.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17You what?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20You had me going, I phoned my accountant after you left,
0:23:20 > 0:23:24even thought about ways to raise it, but then it struck me,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27what would happen once I gave you all that cash?
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Listen, mate, I...
0:23:30 > 0:23:31No, don't "Mate!"...
0:23:32 > 0:23:34..me.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36You'd have run back to Phil and Maguire, telling them
0:23:36 > 0:23:38that I had all this loose cash.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39It must have been from the heist!
0:23:41 > 0:23:42What are you talking about?
0:23:46 > 0:23:47How could you set me up like that?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51You're off your nut, you, ain't you?
0:23:51 > 0:23:52DOOR SLAMS
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Mick?
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Mick!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05This is about the money, isn't it?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09There is no money! One o'clock tomorrow we lose everything!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Do you fancy me?
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Erm...
0:24:22 > 0:24:24- ..well, I'm here, ain't I? - I knew it.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Look, I feel like we've known each other for ages.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33And I know it might feel like I'm rushing things
0:24:33 > 0:24:35but what I want to say is...
0:24:36 > 0:24:38..Whitney, will you...
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- Are you serious?- ..be my...
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- I'm not marrying you!- No, no. I'm not proposing.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45I just want you to be my girlfriend.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- As if!- Whit?
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Whit?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Whit? Whit, come back!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00You nearly killed him!
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- How's this my fault?- It's nobody's fault. It's just my condition.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05You don't take responsibility for anything, do you?
0:25:05 > 0:25:06You're the one who's unreasonable!
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Surprised you ain't saying you was off your meds when you slept
0:25:09 > 0:25:11- with Branning - that's what you normally say!- Guys...
0:25:11 > 0:25:13It's got nothing to do with Max! It's you taking my kids.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15I've not taken the kids anywhere! This is their home!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Shut up! Both of you just shut up!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21You need to stop this. Can't you see what you're doing to each other?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Just don't tell me mother or any of the others.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30- I'll tell them when I'm ready. - Yeah, course.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Just give me five minutes.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Watford's not that bad.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Oh, is he having you over again, is he, Colin?
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Oh, he certainly is.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Certainly is.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49You want another booze?
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Oh, yes, please, that would be magic, thank you very much.