0:00:42 > 0:00:44Let's go out with a bang, yeah?
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Oi!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Sonia kicked you out, has she?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07You just need to get on with your life, Stace.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09My whole life is in that house.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19We could always kidnap her and take her with us to the bedsit.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Maybe Mick and Linda wouldn't notice.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23# Should I stay or should I go now...? #
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Watford ain't the other side of the world, is it?
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Might as well be.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31# If I go there will be trouble... #
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Right.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34We'd best get set up downstairs.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37What's the point? Fi's going to be taking over at one.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39We've still got a couple of hours.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Spread the word. It's half price on all drinks.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43You sure?
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Today's not about profit.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47It's the last day of the Vic being a pub.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Come on, baby. Walkies.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Wait for me.- Yeah. I'll go online and spread the word.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Thank you, Sausage.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Halfway?
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Halfway.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Did you sort things with Whitney?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I got her to see I wasn't proposing, I think so.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- You pull a ring on a girl, it's a natural assumption.- Yeah.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- You ain't seen it anywhere, have you? I can't remember where I put it.- No.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19It looked really expensive.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Oh, no, it's not real.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Imagine giving a bird a ring that big if it was real?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Well, you never know, it could be the real deal.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31You can? Lovely.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Cheers, Joey. Listen, there's a drink in it for you. Just...
0:02:36 > 0:02:39..keep it low, cos I don't want anyone knowing.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Sweet.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Sorry, what's her name?
0:02:51 > 0:02:52KNOCKING ON DOOR
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Yeah, all right, well, can you put me through to her?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Well, I don't know, like, now.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Just thought I'd pop round to see how you are.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Yes, yes, I'll hold.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Is she still out there?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Looks like she slept out there all night.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09You can call it all the fancy names under the sun.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12We all know she's got problems and I'm going to use that in court.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Do you think that's a good idea?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Social Services are on the phone and they know all about her.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17What have you said to them?
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Well, nothing yet, why?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20What are you doing?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21I'm saving you from yourself.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Look, I'm doing what I need to do.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26No, what you need is more time.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I shouldn't have said all those things about Stacey.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31You've been good together.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Maybe you should be fighting, save your marriage.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37You've got to want to fight for it, though, ain't you?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43You can't go through life being useless at everything, Bernie!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Just stick them at the bottom of the washing and maybe he won't notice.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Course he's going to notice!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Soon as he puts them on he's going to notice!
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Well, yeah, but that might not.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Love, we can't rely on him getting Alzheimer's between now
0:03:54 > 0:03:56and when he puts his shirt on!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59No, we just got to hope he don't complain to Poppa Poodle.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00He won't, will he?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02If he does I can kiss ta-ra to my job.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04And you, come on, get ready for school!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I don't want you suspended an' all!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- All right, Kath.- Hello, Sonia. - Tea, please.- Sonia...
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- You lay a finger on me, I'll have you for assault!- No, no, no.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23I saw you go into the house earlier. I just want to know how my kids are.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Yeah, yeah, they're good.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Lily showed me a little dance routine she's put together.- Yeah?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Stace, I think you've got to stop hounding the house.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Sonia, that's my home.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- It's the kids I feel sorry for. - Yeah.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52I can't take much more of this.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55I haven't seen my kids for three days.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59No, I didn't think of him.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Why, what can he do?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Well, that might work.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Yeah, so... I've been making a list,
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- writing down all the things that she's done wrong.- Right.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Like taking Arthur up on the roof.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13She was ill!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Yeah, and she could get ill again, and then what?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18She's a ticking time bomb, mate.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Those kids are just not safe. - Oh, come on.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Look, I just don't want you getting involved, y'know, all worked up.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I thought you was going to have a heart attack.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- The doctor said I'm fine.- Good.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Can't lose you on top of everything else.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Right, if you get out a restraining order,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38it's the kids that are going to suffer. And you need to think of them.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- All I'm doing is thinking of the kids!- They must miss her, right?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Yeah, like they missed me when she took them off.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- But she didn't think of my feelings, did she?- No, don't fight dirty.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Mate, come on, that's not you.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52It's always the mother, isn't it, that gets the custody?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54I've done nothing wrong.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56She's the one who's broken everything.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I gave her everything.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Lily and Arthur, I've brought them up like they were me own.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Yeah, I know.- I can't lose them.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10If you fight dirty, then you're going to hate yourself.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16What, you think I should let her see them?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Yes, well, at least it will show the courts that you're reasonable, mate.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28All right, but it has to be supervised.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Otherwise she'll be on a train straight to Brighton with them.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Good. Good man.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Ryan? It's Stacey.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43No, Lily's fine.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Well, sort of.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Look, I need your help.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57I hear all booze is half price at the Vic today.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I wouldn't know. I don't work there any more.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Man of your talents is wasted there anyway.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Glad you can see I've got some talents.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Oh, yeah.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Yeah, I clocked them straight off.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oi.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13- Hi, Masood.- Ted.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16I've come for the washing. You said it would be ready this morning.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18And it is. Most of it.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24You never told me how cheap your shirts were.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25I beg your pardon!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Like I said. Cheap rubbish.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I've had this shirt for years. It's been ironed hundreds of times!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Yeah, ironed till it's tissue thin!
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Cor blimey!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41You've ruined the lot! Joyce'll go doolally.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44There's nothing a spot of bleach won't fix.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Who's your boss?
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Let's not be hasty.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Wash, dry, iron. That's what you said.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Not total destruction!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Now, I demand to see whoever it is who's in charge of this place!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57No, you can't! Y'know, I shouldn't be doing the ironing, yeah?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00This is a sideline. The guy who runs this place ain't got a Scooby.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Well, it's not my fault, is it?!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05I'm sure you can come to some arrangement.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Look, I'm a student of human nature.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Clearly you've been aggrieved
0:08:10 > 0:08:13but you don't want her to lose her job, do you?
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Over a few shirts?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Maybe she can offer you some compensation.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Yeah, course.
0:08:20 > 0:08:25Well, these are... They WERE my best shirts, and like I say,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Joyce is not going to be happy about it.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Still, I suppose a bit of compensation would help.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Yeah, OK, that's 50 quid for the shirts and 20 for my anguish.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Three, two, one...
0:08:43 > 0:08:44open!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Oh, here she is, Vodka Vonnie, look, bang on cue.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Aww. I can't believe it.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Yes, it's a sad day.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01No, no. Today it's about focusing on the positives
0:09:01 > 0:09:03cos we still own her for a couple of hours.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- So you get the booze down you, all right?- All right,
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- so rum half price, then?- Everything.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- I want this place licked dry, Patrick.- All right. Yeah, man.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Ain't that Joey the Wig?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Oh, yeah. Look, they're coming from all over the gaff, ain't they?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Joey the Wig, as I live and breathe.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Where's the old syrup?
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Oh, I ditched it.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27My new wife likes me like this.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Oh, yeah?- She's Thai.- Ooh, lovely.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33You'd think being married to a girl 40 years younger
0:09:33 > 0:09:36would be rejuvenating. I'll be in my grave before Easter.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Ooh. Yeah. Do you want a whisky?
0:09:47 > 0:09:48You're a life-saver.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54You're going to have a full house.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Yeah, hope so.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Have you found your ring?- No.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58I think someone must have nicked it.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01There's too many dishonest people in this world.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Now, that can't be a real diamond, can it? But I just thought maybe that the little ones were.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10And I'm going to be straight with you. I need a big chunk of money
0:10:10 > 0:10:13as I'm losing this gaff in a couple of hours.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Well...
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Yeah, go on, go on.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Don't tease me, will you?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Well, the halo stones are real. - Yeah?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23But the big centre stone...
0:10:23 > 0:10:25I wouldn't like to say.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- What do you mean? - Well, I need a second opinion.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31How do you feel about me borrowing it for a couple of hours?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Oh, what, so you reckon it could be real, then, yeah?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Or it could be a very good copy.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38But as I say, the halo are real.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I reckon you'd get about, well...
0:10:43 > 0:10:45In your own time. In your own time.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- 20,000.- 20,000!
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Really?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52So if the little ones are real, the big one's got to be kosher, innit?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Not necessarily.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57You give a woman a ring, very often she'll have the big stone copied,
0:10:57 > 0:11:00pocket the cash and you're none the wiser.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Men don't think that way, but women...
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I need you to be lively.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Cos like I said, time is not my best friend today. All right?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Hi!
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Oh...
0:11:19 > 0:11:21You OK?
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Hello!
0:11:27 > 0:11:28It's not even midday.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30We're showing our support.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Making the best of the place before the developers move in.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Yeah, well, we're not having more than one.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Play it by ear, eh?
0:11:36 > 0:11:37I know it's drinks half price
0:11:37 > 0:11:39but we've not budgeted to drink in the morning.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Joyce, I'm coming into a bit of money so we can splash out a bit.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45What do you mean "coming into a bit of money"?
0:11:45 > 0:11:46White wine and a whisky, please.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Edward!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Well, don't you want a white wine?
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Mick?
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Halfway's ring.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Oh, Mick, no...
0:12:01 > 0:12:02I know, I know.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Look, I just got Joey the Wig to have a pipe at it.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08He reckons it could be worth 20 grand.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Maybe more.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Halfway said it was fake.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Well, I think I'd trust a jeweller over an army chef, don't you?
0:12:14 > 0:12:18I'm just thinking 20 bags might hold Fi off for a bit.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22But it's Halfway's money.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Only if he finds out.
0:12:32 > 0:12:37Wow! Yeah, well done.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38That's brilliant.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40And you, Lil, look at that.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44You and Martin are getting divorced, aren't you?
0:12:44 > 0:12:45No, course not.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50Alisha's parents got divorced and she never sees her daddy any more.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52That's sad.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54But I still want to see Martin.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56You will. I promise.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Can't you find it in your heart to forgive her?
0:13:01 > 0:13:02I don't want to, Auntie Kath.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Not any more.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Let me get you a cup of tea.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Dadda.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Dadda. Dadda. Dadda.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Dadda. Dadda.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I know your game.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Hmm?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Coming over all reasonable, everyone's mate.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37But you know I ain't got 70 quid.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- You're waiting for Mr Grumbles to tell Mr...- Papadopolous.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Yeah.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45And then I'll lose my job.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47I'll get the boot and you'll swoop in
0:13:47 > 0:13:51and this whole place'll be full of Bollywood tunes.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55I'm not interested in stepping into your overalls.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57I've had offers.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I might be taking a position in the chip shop.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01SHE SNORTS
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Head batterer?
0:14:03 > 0:14:04No, you don't fool me.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08You're after my job and you're trying to keep me sweet
0:14:08 > 0:14:11cos the job's not the only thing you fancy.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13SHE CLICKS HER TONGUE
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- You're crafty.- You're deluded.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20If you hadn't taken on this ironing on the side
0:14:20 > 0:14:22you wouldn't be in this mess, would you?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50All right?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Think I'll go stay with a mate.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Get out of your hair with the move and everything.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Right.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00I'll only be in the way here. So...
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I don't suppose you leaving
0:15:03 > 0:15:06has anything to do with a certain young treacle, has it?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Yes. Shame that didn't work out
0:15:08 > 0:15:11but I'm not giving up on Whitney.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14It's like mastering walnut cake. Take you ages to crack it.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17That's the spirit.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Anyway...
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Good luck.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28I hope Watford works out for you.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Halfway!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Wow. Look at that.
0:15:57 > 0:15:5920 grand!
0:15:59 > 0:16:00Yeah.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Now, I know I had a moment of madness.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06I've had quite a few, to be fair.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08And I know I've took a liberty.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I was going to ring Fi.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13You know, I was going to try and buy meself a bit of time.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Do it.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16What?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I thought it was fake.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22I never would have nicked it if I knew it was worth that much.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23What?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25It weren't locked up or nothing.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26It just fell out of a box.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31You mean it was from the heist?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Look, I don't want something worth so much.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35You have it.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37It'll make up for me shooting you
0:16:37 > 0:16:40and you being such a decent bloke to me over the years.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Other people only saw the bad, but you only saw the good.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52I want you to have it and that's that.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Seriously?
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Ring Fi.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58She ain't going to turn her nose up at 20 grand, is she?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03You know, when my name was above the door,
0:17:03 > 0:17:07I had a photo of Mum and Dad hanging in the same place you had this.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Tell Phil if he comes over in the morning he can have her bell as well.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Linda, I can't believe it's come to this.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Did you know this was going to be called The Balmoral
0:17:18 > 0:17:19- when it was built?- No.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21An old brewery rep told me.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Funny, though, I can never see it as anything else but the Vic.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30There used to be a snug over there.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Ian's gran used to bang on about, "It was just for the ladies."
0:17:34 > 0:17:37And my dad hated it cos the old girls would
0:17:37 > 0:17:40be tapping their coins on this bar for service.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42They loved having him at their beck and call.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45There'll be a few people turning in their graves today.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49DOOR OPENS
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Hang on a minute, Sharon.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Well, no, this is the thing. What it is,
0:17:58 > 0:18:01as I give you a little down payment, and of course I'll...
0:18:01 > 0:18:05I'll pay you the rest of what I owe and...
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Well, yeah, I know you've been very, very patient.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Yes, you have, and...
0:18:12 > 0:18:14I know your hands are tied, I know that.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Well, OK, well... I'm sorry I bothered you.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Mick! Mick!
0:18:23 > 0:18:24What? What?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29It's real! It's four and a half carats.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Asscher cut. Halo of channel set diamonds. Platinum.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- What, it's kosher, yeah?- Oh, Mick.
0:18:36 > 0:18:41Well, just...take a breath and then tell me what it is.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43What is it, what? 50 grand, what?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Joey says...
0:18:45 > 0:18:47that he reckons he...
0:18:48 > 0:18:51..he could get 210, 210.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54200,000?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Yeah.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02I mean... 200,000.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05I could....
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I could get my own place. I could...
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Yeah, that's what I think I'll do.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Yeah, yeah. You should.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14I mean, that's what I'd do.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Yeah.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16That's what I'd do.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21How about you keep the ring...
0:19:22 > 0:19:26..and you gimme a room to stay when I need one?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Would that work for you?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Yeah. I think that would work, wouldn't it?
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Are you sure?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Take it.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Save the Vic.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Oh, thank you!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- Oh. I've dropped it.- Hold on.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Don't tread on it.- What?- No...
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Hold on.- Lady Di, no. No. No. - Now, down.- Drop it.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- That's it.- Drop it!- Good girl. Very good girl, you are.- Lady Di.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Drop. Drop!- Put that down now, darling.- Drop it, Lady Di!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Put it down!- No! No-o-o-o!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Whoa. All right!
0:20:05 > 0:20:10I was thinking you could pop round tomorrow bedtime.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Read Lily a story.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Thanks.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Look, I don't want to make things worse than they already are.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Maybe we could sort things out between us.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26What, you're not going to go for custody?
0:20:26 > 0:20:31We both want what's best for the kids, don't we?
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Martin...
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Look, I know that I'm my own worst enemy.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Come on, kids.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Yeah, I know.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03I know. You didn't really give me much choice.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Yeah, I know he's your brother but he's also Lily's dad.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Whit, you know he's right.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11One day you'll be a mum and you'll understand.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Please don't let me down.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14I've got one chance to make this work.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Thank you.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Oh, Honey. I suppose you heard. Half price drinks at the Vic?
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Yes, I was aware, Robbie.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Good news.- Lovely.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Milk of Magnesia! Loads of it!
0:21:30 > 0:21:31You all right?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42My life - one step forward, two steps back.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Y'know, if I'd ironed them shirts it would've been fine.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46But, oh, no.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48No, I took the money, got Bernie to do it.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- Serves me right.- Tell him.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52He can't be angry with her forever.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54No. It's my fault.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I mean, she means well, but, well,
0:21:56 > 0:21:58she never learnt to tie her laces until she was ten.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00I had to get her Velcro ones.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Nah, steam iron's way beyond her.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06You really going to work in the chippie?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09I phoned Kath while you were outside.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10I start next week.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13I'm going to see it as a challenge.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15That place has always been run badly.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19I'm going to turn it around, make it the place to be.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21You'll have to slip me the odd saveloy.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Would you watch the till for me?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29I'm going to have to face the music.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Y'know, throw myself on Ted's mercy.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Hopefully he'll take instalments.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Let's hope he still ain't got that gun, eh?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12He's on his way.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14And it's definitely an unmarked van, yeah?
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Martin's going to kill me.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Oh, shut up, Whit!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Come on, girl. We've only got half an hour.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Her tummy's making noises.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31That's it, just don't fight it.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Don't fight it.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34It's going to hurt, isn't it?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36When it comes out. A ring that size.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Breathe, that's it, baby.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Breathe.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Just push when you want to push.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Must be what it's like waiting for a baby to be born.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47She'll be all right.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49DAMP FARTING
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Ooooh!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Well, you know me, Sharon.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58I never touch alcohol 'cept for medicinal purposes,
0:23:58 > 0:24:00or maybe perhaps a celebration, you know.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02A wedding or something.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05This is hardly an occasion for celebration, is it?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07The end of the Vic.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09I never thought I'd see the day.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Johnny, another one. Thanks.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Thought you might be in here.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Oh, hello, Karen.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16I've come to throw meself on your mercy.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19No, there's no need for that.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20What's this about?
0:24:20 > 0:24:21About the 70 quid.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Would you take a fiver a week? Cos I don't think I can afford any more.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26We'll save it for later, eh?
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Ted!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29What 70 quid?
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Compensation for ruining his shirts when I was ironing them.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Yeah, cos it was me, no-one else.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40"Oh, I'll wash and iron your shirts, love, give you a break, love.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42"Anything you like, love."
0:24:42 > 0:24:44I did give you a break, love.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Ted, buy Karen a drink.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Dear, oh, dear. How many shirts was it?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54What are they doing out there?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- I'll go and check. - No, don't leave me on my own!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02AEROSOL SPRAYS
0:25:02 > 0:25:03No, no, honestly.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05It's real. It's legit, Fi.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Of course I'm not stalling you.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09I know you're on your way over here to take o...
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Is it out yet?
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Not yet!
0:25:13 > 0:25:15It's a great big stone.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17The jeweller reckons it's four and a half carats, right?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19There's loads of lovely diamonds round it.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Tell her it's like Pippa Middleton's engagement ring, only bigger.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24- We're going under down there...- Shh!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27It's like Pippa Middleton's engagement ring, only bigger.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28What's she saying?
0:25:28 > 0:25:29OK...
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Will she take it?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Gotcha, yeah, gotcha.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Go on! Go on!
0:25:34 > 0:25:35SHIRLEY GAGS
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Good girl!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40TAP RUNS
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Yeah. No, it...
0:25:43 > 0:25:47It'll be here, it'll be here all waiting for you, all shiny and...
0:25:47 > 0:25:50I tell you something now, you're going to love it!
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Um...
0:25:51 > 0:25:53She wants it.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- She wants it! She wants it!- You've done it, Mick. You've saved the Vic!
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Come here!
0:26:03 > 0:26:05- What's going on.?- Just get in the front room a minute.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Does my dad know about this?
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Well, I've got to go tell him.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Bex! Bex! You can't go! - Stace, get off me!
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Bex, please! Please.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15He has left me no options!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Hope is barely out of hospital, she needs her mum.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19So you're locking my dad out of his own house?
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Well, he locked me out first.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Anyway, you don't have to leave, you could stay here with us.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Stace, the locksmith - he's finished.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Right, I'll get the money.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Bex!
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Oi! Oi! Bex!
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- Bex! Oi, Bex!- Dad!
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Dad!- What?- Come here, quick!
0:26:38 > 0:26:39- What?- It's the house!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- Just give me the keys, please! - Quick, it's Stace.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46No.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48No, no, no! Stace!
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Stacey!
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Oh, come on!
0:26:53 > 0:26:54I let you see the kids, Stace!
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Drinks are on the house!
0:26:59 > 0:27:00CHEERING
0:27:00 > 0:27:01I can't believe it, Linda!
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- It's like magic!- It is, Dot!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06PIANO PLAYS: The Lambeth Walk
0:27:06 > 0:27:08- So, what, you got the freehold back? - We got the lot.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09We ain't going nowhere.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Mate, it's the best news I've heard in ages!
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- ALL:- # You'll find us all doing the Lambeth Walk... #
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Come here, my darling.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19All right, everyone! Let's have a cheers to the Vic, shall we?
0:27:19 > 0:27:23- ALL:- Cheers!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Conga!
0:27:28 > 0:27:32ALL SING ALONG TO THE CONGA
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Stacey, please!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Martin.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Martin. Come on.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Come on.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47DISTANT CHEERING AND SINGING
0:27:59 > 0:28:00- ALL: # Doo doo doo - Hey!
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