0:00:27 > 0:00:31Oh, them noodles you like, and some of them soup thingies.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Oh, and I couldn't resist getting you a tin of alphabetti pasta.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Mum!- What? You used to like it when you were little.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39You can spell "litigation" on your toast of an evening.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Oh, and I've packed some cleaning products,
0:00:41 > 0:00:43cos you don't know what state the house will be in.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Here you are. This is from me and Tina.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Thanks, guys.- Shirley!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- What?- It'll help him make friends.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50He don't need any help!
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Well, he will do if he walks in
0:00:51 > 0:00:54and he slaps a cleaning rota on the fridge, won't you, eh?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57What's the matter? You're not nervous, are you?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01It's just paying off our debts with a stolen ring.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Surely it's got to come back to bite us.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Johnny-boy, if you learn anything from your old man, learn this.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09If a horse comes up to you with a present,
0:01:09 > 0:01:12then you never, ever pipe in its mouth.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- You understand what I'm saying? - Just agree with him, Johnny.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Look, for once, everything's back on track for us, all right?
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Don't pick it apart.
0:01:21 > 0:01:26Well, it's my head, you know, and I don't usually over-indulge,
0:01:26 > 0:01:28and I don't talk to strange men, neither,
0:01:28 > 0:01:30but it was that Mick Carter.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33He must've been topping up my sherry when I weren't looking.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36And that Tina, she was dancing on the table!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Reminded me of my friend Ethel, only she kept her drawers on,
0:01:40 > 0:01:44and they were celebrating, like it was the end of the war.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Oh, but I mustn't feel guilty,
0:01:46 > 0:01:49cos it's a long time since I had more than one.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53No, you mustn't feel guilty. Mrs Branning, is it?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Mrs Dorothy Branning.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58But round here, they usually call me Dot.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Oh, what a beautiful name for an English rose.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02What, Dot?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- No, Dorothy!- Oh.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Yes, well, I may be getting on, but I ain't no fool,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10and you are Mr...?
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Aidan.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13And I can see that.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17But you didn't say what the Carters were celebrating.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Oh, didn't I?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Oh, it was keeping the Queen Vic.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30It's a new property for me. I get 'em all cleaned and painted
0:02:30 > 0:02:34between tenants, so, you know what, feel free to add your own touches...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36within reason.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39So, you're OK with me putting some brackets on the walls, then?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Only I need something strong for the swing.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46SHE SNORTS No, I'm joking!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49It's perfect for what I need.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51So, you said on the phone you knew the area.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Yeah, it's an old haunt of mine.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Literally. Ghosts everywhere.- Oh.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57How far back are we talking?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Oh, Jack. I was just starting to like you.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Let's just say long enough for me to be older and wiser now.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Well, listen, if you ever fancy a drink, I take it you know the Vic?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Of course.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Well, the owner's a mate of mine. - Oh, yeah?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Yeah, yeah, he thought he was going to lose it,
0:03:14 > 0:03:15but he's managed to pay off his debts.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- We're all still buzzing for him, so...- Good for him.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Yeah.- What did you say his name was?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Mick.- Well, good for Mick.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28So, what about this drink?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32It's very sweet, but like I say, I'm wiser now.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33HE CHUCKLES
0:03:34 > 0:03:36See you later.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Boy, it's nippy outside.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Nippy? It's blooming perishing!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Still, Karen's girl, she's coming to work for me,
0:03:47 > 0:03:48so I won't have to brave it.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Payback for the shirts?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Well, it's only right that she should be the one
0:03:52 > 0:03:53to work off the debt.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57She won't be any use - she's hardly got two brain cells to rub together.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58I feel sorry for her, if I'm honest.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01So, wait now, man. You're showing her some charity
0:04:01 > 0:04:04by putting her to work outside in the freezing cold?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I'm instilling discipline.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Not getting any of that from her mum, is she?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- DOOR OPENS - Hiya!
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Morning.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Morning! Are you ready for some hard work?
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Good.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I want you to turn over the weeds in the front bed,
0:04:17 > 0:04:21and then pick the rest of the Brussels sprouts.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22I forgot my gloves.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Well, you're a very silly girl.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28If it gets cold, you clap your hands together.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32What you playing?
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Chess.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I don't suppose you read that chess book me and Joyce gave you?
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Oh, come on, you can't learn from a book!- Oh?- No, no, no, man.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43You have to live and breathe a game of chess, you know?
0:04:43 > 0:04:44How do you mean?
0:04:44 > 0:04:45It's warfare.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47It's watching and waiting.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Tactics. Manipulation.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Sounds intense. This is the horse, right?
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Knight.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- And this one?- Never you mind.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Weeds. And then Brusselys.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Chess?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I doubt she could manage a game of snap!
0:05:13 > 0:05:14HE LAUGHS
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Yeah, man! HE CHUCKLES
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- Oh, have you told the staff about the party yet?- What?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Denise's birthday party, upstairs in the Albert.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Babe, what is wrong with you?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I was going to wait till tonight,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38but, um...there's something I need to tell you.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42OK. What is it?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Please don't get angry, just... Just hear me out first. I...
0:05:46 > 0:05:49PHONE RINGS
0:05:49 > 0:05:50I need to take this.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Vincent?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Vincent, I'm talking to you!
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Hey, Savannah!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Savannah? - DOOR SLAMS
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Hmm. Manager of a thriving takeaway establishment
0:06:03 > 0:06:05is nothing to be sniffed at, Masood.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07You are on your way.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Mm?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Did you say something?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Er... No, nothing, Uncle.- Oh.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19You weren't going to sneak away
0:06:19 > 0:06:21without saying goodbye to us, now, were you?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23No, of course not!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Why you think there's more prospects in fast food, I'll never understand.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Let me look at you.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Oh, please don't make a fuss.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32You're not selling any liquor, are you?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33It's a chippy, Chacha Ji!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Ah.- I made you some lunch.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Oh, no, I'll get something there.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Oh, that greasy English food has no flavour.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Hmm. Well, I've got something up my sleeve for that.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Initiative, eh?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Going to make you both proud. Chacha cha!
0:07:04 > 0:07:05You text?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Ah, he speaks. Where have you been?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09What, you keeping tabs on me?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Michael Carter has just come into a lot of money.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- So, what are you going to do? - We Phil, we are a team, aren't we?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I don't think it's a good idea to jump in feet first, though.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20What do you suggest?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Well, like you've been saying, we wait and see.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25We keep our eyes open, see what shakes down.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Patience?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Trouble is, mine is wearing thin.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Here, darling. Take away, please.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42What?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I've just got back from Paris.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47That's nice. Eat any snails over there, did you?
0:07:47 > 0:07:48I was trying to find Ben.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52He'd been tagged in some photo in a hostel.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Right, and...?
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Well, I was too late.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58And now he's closed down his Facebook profile.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Well, that's sensible, anyway.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Jay, he's in trouble. If Aidan finds out what he's done,
0:08:04 > 0:08:05he'll kill him.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Well, if you can't find him, then no-one can!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Let me know if he contacts you, yeah?
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Right, and make sure you top up the oil every couple of hours, OK?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Look, multi-tasking is the key here.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22You've got to be taking orders while you're frying,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24frying while you're wrapping...
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Mm-hmm. I've got it, Kathy.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I ran The Argee Bhajee for a number of years,
0:08:28 > 0:08:30so I know all about multi-tasking.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Yeah. Went bankrupt, didn't it?
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Yeah...
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Anyway, I Skyped Ian last night, and he came up with this great idea.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39First 20 customers get a free saveloy.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Genius!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Right, well, I'll be over in the caff,
0:08:43 > 0:08:45so I'll keep popping in, see how you're getting on.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46- There's no need.- Yeah, even so.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Oh, good luck!
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Thank you!
0:08:52 > 0:08:53HE SIGHS
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Mmm!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Hello, young man.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Sorry, am I interrupting?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I heard your family's come into some money.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33A substantial sum, in fact. Am I right?
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Well, don't be modest.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38I like it when good things happen to good people.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43So, where'd it come from?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Cos last week, your father hadn't got a pot to pee in.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Family heirloom.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Oh, fancy that!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Ming vase in the attic, or something?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56No, nothing like that.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Oh, come on, spit it out, Jonathan,
0:09:57 > 0:10:00otherwise I'll think you're making it up.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Medals.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06My grandad's war medals.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09We didn't realise they were worth anything until the other day.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13What medals?
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Er...I don't know. Erm... Look, I've forgotten my wallet.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17I've got to go.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- So, did you bring them? - Why ain't you got your own pair?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Because we're going to need two for this job.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28What job?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Me and you are going to spend a morning
0:10:30 > 0:10:34cutting the crotch out of every single one of Vincent's trousers.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37And then we're going to start on his boxers.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39He's having an affair.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- No!- Yes.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- How do you know?- He told me.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- He told you?- Yeah. - When?- This morning.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46And what did he say?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Well, he was going to tell me, and then she called, innit.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50- Who called?- "Savannah."
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Who makes up a name like Savannah?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- I don't know. Who? - Linda. That's who!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Whoa, whoa. Slow down!
0:10:58 > 0:10:59You're...
0:10:59 > 0:11:01You're telling me that Vincent has been having an affair
0:11:01 > 0:11:02with Linda Carter,
0:11:02 > 0:11:07and that she's been pretending to be called Savannah.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Yes, that's it, yeah.- Mm-hmm.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12And why do you think that?
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Because...
0:11:13 > 0:11:16She came round the other week, yeah, and they're acting all shifty,
0:11:16 > 0:11:18whispering in the kitchen like, "Sssss."
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Right.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Yeah, and then look at this, look at this, look!
0:11:22 > 0:11:26He's changed the password to the laptop. I can't get in.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Well, it is his laptop.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30He is entitled to a little bit of privacy, you know?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33I really thought I could trust him, Dee. I thought I could trust...
0:11:33 > 0:11:35OK, OK, OK, OK!
0:11:36 > 0:11:37OK, darling.
0:11:37 > 0:11:43Now, how about I just, you know, make a small suggestion...
0:11:43 > 0:11:45before you go cutting up his designer smalls.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50How about you just try... talking to him?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Come on, Bernie, you'll be here all day, the rate you're going.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I hate digging. The ground's frozen solid,
0:12:00 > 0:12:02and my hands are cold.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Well, when I was a lad,
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I used to have to break the ice on my bath before I could get in!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Why didn't you have a shower?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12I'm hungry. Ain't it lunch yet?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Yeah, well, the chippy reopens today,
0:12:14 > 0:12:17so, get me and Patrick haddock and chips, eh?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Two large, please.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Might need a bit more than that.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- Why?- You'll be wanting a can of something, won't you?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Patrick, you got any change?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30What we're trying to say is, we've missed you,
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- and we'd love to have you back on the payroll.- Thanks.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37- Lovely. Couldn't put a shift in now, though, could you?- Yeah!
0:12:37 > 0:12:38OK.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Johnny?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42We're screwed, Dad. We're totally screwed!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47A Victoria Cross? First World War?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49How very interesting.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51No, not for me, sadly.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Friend of a friend.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I'll let you get on. Ta-ta.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09- Medals?- Yeah.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12What you mean, medals? What, Olympic medals? FA Cup medals? What?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- War medals.- War medals.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Why have you said that?!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17It's the first thing I could think of.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Haven't you come up with a cover plan, Mick?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Well, I was going to say we got a loan from Linda's family.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I was going to keep it, you know, vague, believable,
0:13:24 > 0:13:27but Johnny-boy here's made Grandad Winston Churchill.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Sorry, Dad.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29- It's not your fault.- No, I know.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33I'm sorry. I should've made our strategy a little bit clearer.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35We can rein it in. There's no drama.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36You think?
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Yeah, yeah.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39We just do a bit of research, we get our story straight.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- It'll be sweet.- Bit of research?
0:13:41 > 0:13:42He's going to want proof.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Yeah, well, I can't give him that, can I, cos you've made it up!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47You were the one popping champagne bottles all weekend!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- What do you suggest I do, then, whizz kid?- I don't know.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Go away for a bit. - Oh, have it on me bromleys?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- That's not going to look shifty, is it?- The man's a psycho!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57He's probably killed people. He'll come for you!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- Calm down, Johnny, you're getting hysterical.- Oh, wake up, Dad!
0:13:59 > 0:14:00I'm not being soft.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03The bloke's old school, and you can do what you like,
0:14:03 > 0:14:05but I won't have Mum stuck in the middle.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Come on, let's pack a bag. We're going to Grandma's.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Two haddock and chips, and a large chips, please.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Can I tempt you with a new and improved recipe?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20It's a subtle aromatic tweak on the traditional batter,
0:14:20 > 0:14:23and one I think you'll find goes very well with white fish.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Is it more expensive?
0:14:25 > 0:14:26- No. Same price.- All right.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31You tampering with Beale's formula, Mas? I mean, you're a brave man.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32A very brave man.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Oh, don't get me wrong, Jack - Ian's good with the basics,
0:14:36 > 0:14:40but, you know, nowadays we expect more from our takeaway experience.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44We want restaurant quality with a fast food setting.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47And as manager, that's my aim for this place.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Here's me thinking I just wanted something hot, fried and salty.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Mas, I was third in today, so where's my free saveloy?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Er... Take that one.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Do I get one too?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03HE CHUCKLES No.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04£17, please.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- Well, go on, I'll have one of your specials.- Yes!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Er... How's it all going?
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Oh, yeah. Tickety-boo.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Great. Well, I'll leave you to it, then.- Yeah.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Honestly, since Ian's been away, the power's gone right to her head.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29This isn't your mess, Johnny, all right? It's mine and your dad's.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I won't be able to concentrate.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33I'll be worrying, waiting for the phone to ring.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35"Is this Johnny Carter? It's your mum and dad.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36"Are you sitting down?"
0:15:36 > 0:15:38You always did have an active imagination.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- This is real.- Yes, I know.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49How can you be so calm?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Honestly?
0:15:53 > 0:15:54I don't know.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56But we've come this far,
0:15:56 > 0:15:59and I'm not going to let a low-life like Aidan run us out of town.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01And I'm certainly not going to let him
0:16:01 > 0:16:03put my son off the start of his brilliant career.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06What if it isn't?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08What do you mean?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Brilliant.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Johnny...
0:16:12 > 0:16:13What if I end up letting you all down?
0:16:13 > 0:16:14SHE SIGHS
0:16:19 > 0:16:20You're nervous, sausage.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Course you are.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25New people, new job.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30But what you've got to remember is...
0:16:32 > 0:16:35..whatever you do, you could never let us down.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41What are you doing? No, you can't come up here, it's private!
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Mick!
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I'm sorry, he wouldn't take no for an answer.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Aidan.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51I hear you've been intimidating my boy.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Why don't you come and have a little sit down?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Whit, go downstairs... - Mum?- What?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Did you keep any of my GCSE history projects?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Probably. Why?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Hi. You must be Mick.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10HE CHUCKLES
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Something funny?
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Oh, you weren't joking! No, I'm Halfway.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I'm a family friend from back home.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Halfway?
0:17:19 > 0:17:20What a fun name!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Halfway, as in only half here.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25That's what Linda says, and that's being generous.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Only, "Quarterway" doesn't really have the same ring to it, does it?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31SHE LAUGHS
0:17:31 > 0:17:34I'm Mel. I'm new to the area. Fancy buying me a drink?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37White wine, please. I'll grab a table.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42This is him, then? The famous Grandad?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Second World War, eh?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I don't have to explain myself to you.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Yes, you do, Michael.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57Cos as I see it, you have played an absolute blinder.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Waited a few weeks...
0:17:59 > 0:18:02made it look like YOU were the one that was wronged.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Very clever.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06As if.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08I'm a straight goer.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10That's why you wanted me, innit?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Why I said yes to you, I'll never know,
0:18:13 > 0:18:16but then, hindsight, you know, it's a wonderful thing, isn't it?
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Tell me about this family heirloom, then.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23I don't have to tell you nothing.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Oh, come on, Mick. Why don't we get it all out into the open?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29You know, we've got nothing to hide, have we?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31You see, it weren't Mick's grandad's medal.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34It was his great-great uncle Perry's.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36First World War.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Well, give him a minute, he'll find some pics.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43But first, I'll stick the kettle on. Few biccies? Excuse us, Aidan.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- What you babbling on about? - Johnny's got a plan.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54I knew there was a reason I said medals.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Look, I did this project for my GCSE about a war hero who won the VC,
0:18:58 > 0:18:59and I named him Perry Carter!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01We Googled the Victoria Cross.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03They can go up to 500 grand at an auction.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06I mocked up a newspaper article, and everything.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07And you got an A star!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09You little swot!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12He's never going to buy this.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13He will if you sell it.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I'm going to make some tea.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Hmm...
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Your great-great uncle?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Yep. Served on the, er...
0:19:39 > 0:19:44Western Front with the Royal Naval Volunteer Reserves.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46And here you are, look, get on this, look, look.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:19:49 > 0:19:51"His.." er...
0:19:51 > 0:19:57"His fearless courage instilled bravery and confidence in his men,
0:19:57 > 0:20:05"who he led home to safety, despite himself being dazed by shrapnel."
0:20:05 > 0:20:06So... Do you know what I mean?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08It's, it's...
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Now, I... Look, I know it looks like bad timing,
0:20:11 > 0:20:13but the truth be told, we didn't realise
0:20:13 > 0:20:15we were sitting on something so valuable,
0:20:15 > 0:20:16and a pal of mine came round -
0:20:16 > 0:20:20he's an antique dealer - and we got chatting.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Are you stopping much longer, Aidan?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Only, my boy Johnny, he's moving away today,
0:20:25 > 0:20:28and I'd like to serve up, if it's all right with you.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Where are you going?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Manchester. I've got a training contract with a law firm.
0:20:32 > 0:20:37Oh! Brains as well as bravery in the Carter lineage?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- Yeah!- Don't know about that!
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Best of luck.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I'll be seeing you, Michael.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Certainly will. You certainly will.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Get in!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Come here, well done.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Scratchcard? What are the chances?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I know. Mick needed some luck.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07He's been through the ringer lately.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Well, what a fantastic story, Halfway. It's been a real pleasure.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Thank you for the drink.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Hang about, can I get your number?
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Dream on.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- It just... It tastes weird.- Not good, mate.- It's horrible, mate.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27All right, all right, all right!
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Shrimps, sometimes our palates need a little bit of coaxing.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Why don't you try it without the ketchup?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I'd prefer it without whatever you've put in it,
0:21:35 > 0:21:37thanks all the same, Mas.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Do you mind if I try a bit of that, Shrimpy?- Here you are.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Er... Can I have a word?
0:21:49 > 0:21:50SHE SIGHS
0:21:51 > 0:21:52What are you playing at?
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- You like it?- No, I don't. And it's like Shrimpy said, it tastes weird.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00With all due respect, Kathy, you run a greasy spoon.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Your idea of flavour combinations
0:22:02 > 0:22:06doesn't get much more exotic than brown sauce on bacon butties.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Well, if it ain't broke...
0:22:07 > 0:22:09I just think you could be a bit more creative.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11And I think you should shut up and get on with your job.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Look, Kathy...
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I've put up with you teaching me how to suck eggs all day.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Frankly, Kathy, frankly...
0:22:17 > 0:22:18What?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Because if you've had a better offer from some Michelin-starred
0:22:21 > 0:22:25restaurant, then let me know, cos I'm sure I can find someone else.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Er... No. That won't be necessary.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33We can stick to traditional, if that's what you and Ian prefer.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Great. I'm glad we're both on the same page.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Now, if you'd like to refund the customers,
0:22:38 > 0:22:40and then let's get a move on, eh?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Cos we're already missing out on the lunchtime trade.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Good journey?- Yeah, it was fine.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33I know we've talked about this before, Vincent,
0:23:33 > 0:23:36but I'd urge you to wait for a better offer.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39It's only been on the market a day, and I'm certain we can get more.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Yeah, trouble is, Savannah, I don't have a lot of time.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Well, well, well!
0:23:46 > 0:23:47This is cosy!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50And who are you?
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Savannah.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53So you're real?
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Excuse me?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- Kim, could you just give us a sec, please.- Savannah who?
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Sweeting.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Savannah Sweeting!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- SHE LAUGHS - What sort of name is that?!
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Kim, go home.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Does she taste sweet like honey, is that it?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Cos that's what he says about me, you see.- Kim!
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Probably says the same thing about Linda.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12You're not the only one, you know.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Savannah, this is my wife, Kim.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Oh, so she knows about me?
0:24:17 > 0:24:18How long has this been going on?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23What? You think I'm a joke?
0:24:23 > 0:24:24You think I'm funny?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27I'm a commercial estate agent, Mrs Hubbard.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I'm handling your husband's sale.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Hold on. What sale?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Yeah, I tried to tell you earlier.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Vincent?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Perhaps I'll come back another time, Vincent.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Savannah, please, could you let the buyer know that I'm saying yes?
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Are you sure?
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Did your fish taste funny?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54The rum was muddling the flavour a bit.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55- True! - THEY CHUCKLE
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Finished! Can I go now?
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- You what?- I'm done.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02You HAVE been busy!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04I'll see you tomorrow, then?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Yeah. Don't forget your gloves.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07I won't.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Blimey! I didn't think she had it in her!- Mm!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18No, these aren't my sprouts.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21She's got these off Martin's stall!
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Ha! Guess she's got more than a couple of brain cells, after all.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Mas?- You want a refund, too?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34No. I want more.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35You liked my curried batter?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37The samosas.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40What, you took my lunch? I was going to eat them!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- What are you talking about? You gave it to me!- What?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- So you don't have any more?- No!
0:25:44 > 0:25:45But you could make more.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Oh, just leave me alone, will you, Robbie?
0:25:48 > 0:25:49All right.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53DOOR SLAMS
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Who? Who do you owe money to?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59It's best that you stay out of it.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01The Albert is our business.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04It's our livelihood. It's Pearl's future!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06I know. I don't want to sell it,
0:26:06 > 0:26:10but I promise you, the alternative is far, far worse.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Vincent, you are scaring me now.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Look, baby, baby, you thought I was having an affair, and I'm not.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17You can trust me.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Can I?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Can I really?
0:26:21 > 0:26:22You're sneaking around,
0:26:22 > 0:26:25you're in over your head with these dodgy guys.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28I thought you were done with all of that, Vincent.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I really thought you were someone that we could rely on.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Come here.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01Love ya.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08CAR ENGINE STARTS
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Glad I caught you in.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Aidan. Long time.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28The pit bull.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Ciara says hi.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31How much is she paying you?
0:27:32 > 0:27:33I'm a free agent.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Have you changed sides?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37She barged her way in. Thinks it's Mick, the same as you.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41It's not him. I've just been round there. His money is legit.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43You bought the scratchcard story?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Scratchcard?
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Halfwit, mate of Mick's, blabbed.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Why? What did Mick tell you?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54You've been played.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55AIDAN GROWLS
0:27:56 > 0:27:58I am going to kill him!