0:00:24 > 0:00:27ALARM WAILS
0:00:27 > 0:00:29ON RADIO: No sign of a break in.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Same here. Over.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Hi, we got your message, what happened?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Are you the key-holder? - No, I am.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40- Jed?- Vincent.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Long time, no see.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46OK, yeah, that's all very nice,
0:00:46 > 0:00:49but can we cut the stroll down memory lane and actually get inside?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Yeah, yeah.- So this your place, then, is it?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Well, not for much longer if you left it up to him.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03How is Johnny?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05How do you know I was texting Johnny?
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Just...just wishing him good luck for today, that's all.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13What is happening out there?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I dunno. Bit of agg at The Albert.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Makes a change, it's usually our place in bother.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Well, not any more,
0:01:19 > 0:01:21and we ain't even started celebrating yet.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24We've been celebrating ever since Dee gave us them deeds back.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26No, no, I mean me and you.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27You know, cos it's been too long, L.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30You know, me and you, doing me and you things.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Oh, yeah.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32What did you have in mind?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Well...
0:01:34 > 0:01:36something hot.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Oh, yes, something very, very hot.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41SHE GIGGLES
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Haven't heard from you yet.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Or was I just about to?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00You're not stupid, Phil.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03And I think I proved yesterday I'm not.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Not too sure about Aidan, though.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Don't take too long.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11In fact, let's put a deadline on it, shall we?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13End of the day.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Don't dig your own grave, Phil.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Or Ben's.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25You had trouble here before?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Not till that dirty big great "For Sale" sign went up outside.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30OK, Kim...
0:02:30 > 0:02:33That's an open invitation for local chancers, that is.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36"Come on in. Take a look. Take what you want."
0:02:36 > 0:02:37That's ridiculous, yeah.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39So that went off by itself, did it?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42He's here to help, Vincent.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Talk to him.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47So you two are not exactly seeing eye to eye on this, then?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50CID should have really snapped you up by now, shouldn't they?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52So what is it, business not doing too well?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54No, business is actually booming. Never better.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56But you're still selling?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Yeah, I need to reset that, yeah, the alarm.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10If you're in any sort of bother...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Apart from the lowlifes that tried to break into my bar, you mean?
0:03:13 > 0:03:17The sort that means you need to sell your business even though
0:03:17 > 0:03:18you really don't want to.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21You know where we are, yeah?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I can handle it.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Right, I'll have a little bang on this and all.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34A man with his own pub buying booze from the corner shop?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- I mean, I've seen it all, Mick. - You know why, don't you?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Masood. Masood, he's sold all the good stuff.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Well, one bottle's not going to go that far.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43This is my personal consumption. Me and my L.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Oh, you know what I need, some of that coconut curry sauce.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- That's what I need.- Right.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51And I need some... I think some ice cream gateaux.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Ooh.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54We still celebrating, Mick?
0:03:54 > 0:03:55HE LAUGHS
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Ah, Philip, are you celebrating?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- What?- Lifting a glass with Sharon to your good fortune?
0:04:11 > 0:04:12No?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Well, nor am I.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26It's been a long time.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28But some of us have got long memories.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31You helped me out back in the day.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33More than once.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35So if you ever need someone to return the favour...
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Really is all starting to fall apart, isn't it?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Now one of yours is cosying up to the filth.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Hi, Kim!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53All set?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Denise's birthday party? I tell you what,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58just give me a few minutes to humiliate Ted and then I'll pop over
0:04:58 > 0:05:01and help you get things ready, all right?
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Kimmy?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Mas.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Well?- Well, what?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Have you got them? - What?- Your magic samosas!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Oh!- I've been spreading the word all morning.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Mas, we could knock out dozens, on this market alone.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29"We"?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- You supply, I distribute.- Hmmm.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35I'm working at Bealey boy's chippy.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- For now.- Perfect.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40That means you'll have a stream of ready made punters.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43You make them, you leave 'em on the counter,
0:05:43 > 0:05:47people say, "Hmmm, what's that?" you say, "Try them."
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Mas, you do want to make some money, don't you?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I don't know about this.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Look, please! I don't want to sweep this market for ever, do I?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Look, you've got the samosas, I've got the contacts.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00A few market traders.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Every great idea started small.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Jiggy Jiggy sauce?- Reggae.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09It's reggae sauce.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11HE GASPS
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- You know what I'm hearing? - What?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Excuses.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- You know what I should be hearing? - What?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20The sound of tills ringing nonstop.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Think about it.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26OK, OK, I'll dig out the recipe.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Yes! Speak soon.- Yeah.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Urgh.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Oh, you're back, then.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Said I would be, didn't I?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Been having nightmares about Brussel sprouts all night, too.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Only thing is, I forgot my gloves again.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Have a look over there.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Here he is. Lamb to the slaughter.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Not today.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55You what?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58And not any day as far as the slaughter's concerned.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- I just can't play today, that is all.- Why not?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Family problems.- Nothing trivial, I hope.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Mr Murray!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07This is the final game of our 22 game accumulator.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09There is big money at stake.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Or is that the real problem?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- What?- Are you bottling this?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Listen, now, man.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I never bottle anything at all in my life, you know.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19And I'm going to prove it. Tomorrow.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22But what am I supposed to do today?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I've polished the pieces specially.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Sprouts.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56What are you doing?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Nothing special.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Ready? Well, I thought
0:08:01 > 0:08:05we were going to book Daisy's class at the Community Centre.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06What are you doing?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Looking for nothing special. - What?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Oh, come on. Let's go.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Yeah.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Mmm-mmm. This don't make any sense at all.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33That's exactly what I've been saying to Vincent.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Yeah, but The Albert is always packed whenever I walk past.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40What is he not telling me, Patrick? And what's next?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Come on, you don't know there's anything next.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I didn't think that there would be this.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51He said that we should wait to have another baby,
0:08:51 > 0:08:53that he's thinking of me.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55But is this the real reason?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Why don't I have a word with him, all right?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01And in the meantime,
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I want you to concentrate on your sister's birthday party, all right?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Who may not be.- What?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08But it's the same thing, isn't it?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I thought Dee was my sister,
0:09:10 > 0:09:12and then it turns out that she may not be.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I thought me and Vincent were solid...
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Yeah, well, you are, you are.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Well, you will be once he's cleared his debts.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21I'm not just talking about the money, Patrick.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Look, I only found out about The Albert
0:09:24 > 0:09:27because I thought he was having an affair.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29We are husband and wife,
0:09:29 > 0:09:32I should be the first to know what's going on, shouldn't I?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Get on that.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I need you to have Ollie for me.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Why me?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I need you to have Ollie for me, OK.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Mother, I need you to keep L out of this kitchen for a couple of hours.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- How?- I don't know how.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51What are you doing?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I'm going to do a lovely little ruby.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Yeah, well, all you need is a couple of tins of sauce,
0:09:56 > 0:09:59pour it over some chicken, that don't take two hours.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01There ain't no tins left in the Minute Mart.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Well, go somewhere else.- No, I want to do it all special, don't I?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06So, you know, I've googled a recipe. And I've got one...
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh, yes, I've got one.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11What's his name...
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Jamie Oliver.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Oh, very ethnic.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16It's very technical, actually. Very technical.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Do you know what goes into your average ruby?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Long as I follow the instructions, all will be sweet.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I just need you two to play your part.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Ollie.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Guard duty.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I've got a very, very important phone call to make.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36PHONE RINGS
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Mick? I'm cooking.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39So am I, mate.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42A curry. And I need some tips.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Well, what are you asking me for?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45What do you mean, why am I asking you?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Cos you're the main man, ain't you? You know, anything Indian.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49- I'm from Pakistan.- All right.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51So what are you telling me, what?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54What, they don't have chicken korma in Pakistan?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56HE LAUGHS
0:10:56 > 0:10:59You won't find a chicken korma in the whole of South Asia, mate.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01What is it, like an 11th commandment, is it?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03"Thou shalt not eat korma"?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Mick, it's a British dish.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- Yeah, I know.- Mick, Mick, Mick, Mick, just open a jar, will you? OK.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Little liberty.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23KNOCK ON DOOR
0:11:27 > 0:11:28What are you doing?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31I'm playing with myself.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Careful, young lady, careful.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I've dug up all your sprouts.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Oh.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Well, I'll be the judge of that.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Bernie, come on!
0:11:51 > 0:11:52What's your game?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54What does that mean?
0:11:54 > 0:11:58You and the old bill? Oi, I'm talking to you.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00It's none of your business.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Phil, man, look...
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I asked you a question.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Look, I had some trouble in the Albert.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Nothing else? Only you and that copper looked very pally.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- If you've said something... - Look, what's the point?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14They wouldn't be able to pin anything on Aidan anyway,
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- it'd just be my word against his.- Yeah, well,
0:12:17 > 0:12:18he'd pin you in a coffin if you did.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I can't do this any more, don't you understand that?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- I can't take none of it.- Grow a pair, will you?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25All you've gotta do is sell the Albert, give Aidan his money,
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- and move on.- It's real easy for you, isn't it? For now.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29What's that supposed to mean?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32OK, he's got me in his sights right now, but who's next?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Maybe he'll take a long, hard look at you.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Maybe that's what you was doing with Sharon out in Italy,
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- counting all our money.- Watch your mouth, you.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41He would turn on every one of us in a heartbeat.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44If you're not going to sort it, I will. It's me or him, Phil.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- Yeah, you and whose army? - It's me or Aidan.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I knew he was up to something.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Oh, Chachi Ji...
0:12:58 > 0:13:03Am I just seeing things? Or is this also "nothing special"?
0:13:03 > 0:13:07You are going to a lot of trouble here.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11So what is this, special occasion or something?
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Not exactly a special occasion more a...more...
0:13:15 > 0:13:17What?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Ah! Someone special?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Is this a lady?- Well...
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Well, why didn't you tell me? Is she coming for dinner?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Where's her family from? What's her surname?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30What can I do to help?
0:13:30 > 0:13:35I think we could probably best help by leaving our nephew to his date.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Masha Allah, Masood's got a date.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Four words I thought I'd never hear.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Shabash, Munno.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Well done.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51HE LAUGHS
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Don't mess it up.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Well?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Yeah, seem to have got 'em all up.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Seem to? I have.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08And they seem to be all mine this time and all.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Really hate sprouts. - I'm not that keen myself.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Why do you grow them, then, if you don't like them? That's mad.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Almost as mad as you playing chess all by yourself.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Least that way you can't lose, I suppose.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27I'm not afraid of losing if that's what you're getting at.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29I'll show you.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Morning, Linda.- Morning, Maggie.
0:14:41 > 0:14:46Linda? That boy of yours left town now, has he?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Saw him heading away yesterday.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Well, he starts a new job today.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Manchester, yeah?
0:14:52 > 0:14:57Isn't it nice when life works out for you and your family?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01'Bout time some good luck came our way, if you ask me.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Make your own, so they say.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06And nothing good happens unless you make it happen.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10They say that, too.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Have you lost your mind?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Lost just about everything else.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24At least I'm about to, thanks to Aidan.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27The Albert. Kim.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29I mean, she ain't going to stop, you know, by the way.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32She knows something's wrong and she's going to keep digging
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- till she finds out what.- You can sort her, can't you?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Professional liar like you, should be meat and drink to a grass.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42And even if I could, he ain't stopping at the Albert.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44As far as Aidan's concerned, I'm a cash cow.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- You don't know that. - He hates me, Phil.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49He hates...
0:15:49 > 0:15:51professional liars.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53He's had me in his sights since we started this thing.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I mean, I've got a family now.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59A wife, a daughter, things that I thought I'd never have.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03If it was just me, I'd take a chance, I'd get out, but how can
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I do that with Kim and Pearl? How can I ask them to live like that?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Would you? If this was Sharon or Dennis?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15If that lunatic had your family in his sights?
0:16:15 > 0:16:20If it was Louise or Ben we were talking about?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Wouldn't you fight for them?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25You and Aidan wouldn't be a fight. It'd be your suicide.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I can do more than you think.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31And even if you did, you know...
0:16:31 > 0:16:33you do anything to Aidan, anything happens to him,
0:16:33 > 0:16:36there's going to be a lot of people asking a lot of awkward questions.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39And it won't just be you in the frame, it'll be us too.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40I told you, I haven't got a choice.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42And even if Aidan has taken our money,
0:16:42 > 0:16:44if he has turned us over, that'll be that, won't it?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47You know, he's going to take that little secret to the grave.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49So, what, I should just sit back and let him destroy me, yeah?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52You go up against Aidan, all he's going to see is a guilty man.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54The real guilty man should be shaking my hand.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Cos he won't stop until he finds him.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57He wants blood, Phil.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Leave this to me.- What?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- Just give me some time. - No, sorry, what does that mean?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07End of the day.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10End of the day and...
0:17:10 > 0:17:12everything'll be sorted.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20TEXT MESSAGE PINGS
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Mick?
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Teen...
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Mick?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Tina!
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Mick!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48SHE SIGHS
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Mick? Mick!
0:17:53 > 0:17:54He ain't here.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Well, where is he?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58At the suppliers.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- For what?- Supplies.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I've just had a really weird conversation with Aidan.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- What about?- Johnny.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Well, what did he say?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11It's not what he said. It's more what he didn't...
0:18:11 > 0:18:13What's that smell?
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Can't smell anything.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16It's rank.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Teen?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- It's a surprise.- What is?
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Don't let on that you know, Linda, he's roped me and Shirley in on it.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- He's really put his heart and soul into it for you.- Get up there.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Why are you not answering your mobile?
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Erm...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35I've been busy.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37So have I.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Talking to Kim.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Right, look, that's none of your business.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48I have seen the inside of a lot of boozers in my time.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51And you get a nose for the ones that are going to last,
0:18:51 > 0:18:53and the ones that won't.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56The Albert is a gold mine and you're giving it up, just like that?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Look, there's a lot of things you just don't understand.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Yes, and there's a lot of things you're not telling your wife.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03What, like you was always honest with yours, yeah?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05You listen to me now, man.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Kim and Denise, they're like daughters to me, you hear?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Look, I'll make sure she's all right, she will want for nothing.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Look, it's not the money I'm talking about, man, it's you.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16And her. Husband and wife.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17No secrets, no lies.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Isn't that how it's supposed to be?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Well, it is with my daughter, you hear.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Do what I didn't do, son.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Tell her the truth. Whatever it is.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44So what do you see, Philip? Take a good look round.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- Don't see anything. - Exactly.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Everything back to normal.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Boozer in full swing.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Just days after they were supposed to be chucked out on the street.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02All courtesy of a very valuable family heirloom.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Or was it a scratchcard?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Or some magic beans?
0:20:08 > 0:20:13Whatever it was, he is laughing at us.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14I believed him.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16He's taking us for mugs.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20The question is, what are we going to do about it?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Lovely, here you are, here's a ching.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31How hard can it be to knock up a ruby?
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Yeah, all right. Ain't you meant to be on guard duty?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36I don't see much work going on in that kitchen.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Yeah, I had a bit of a nightmare with some hot oil and a dish cloth.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Ooh, curried dish cloth...
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Yeah, don't sound too appetising, does it? But this smells lovely.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Now, go on, have a look, see if the old coast is clear.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Go on.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52So have you got it all fixed in your head?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55What moves where and how?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Still can't see why these are called knights
0:20:57 > 0:20:59when they look like horses, though.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Same reason that these are called rooks and they look like castles.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Although, if your king has never moved,
0:21:04 > 0:21:06and one of your rooks has never moved,
0:21:06 > 0:21:08and there are no pieces in between,
0:21:08 > 0:21:11then the king can move two spaces towards the rook
0:21:11 > 0:21:13and the rook can jump over your king,
0:21:13 > 0:21:15and that is called castling.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Yeah, it does take a bit of getting used to.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22But these are definitely pawns?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- They are.- And they can move one square at a time?
0:21:25 > 0:21:26They can.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Unless it's my first move, yeah? And then they can move two.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Your go.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41But do you know for a fact that Michael hasn't got our money?
0:21:41 > 0:21:45No, I just...I just had someone else in mind for this, that's all.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50You talked to Vincent lately?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Vincent?
0:21:53 > 0:21:54He is so jumpy right now, you can
0:21:54 > 0:21:58almost see the guilt coming off of him.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00But you're right.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03This all stinks a lot more, don't it?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Keep 'em closed.- Why?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08What do you mean, why? Cos it's a surprise, innit?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- What is?- If I told you, it wouldn't be surprise, would it?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Oh, Mick... - She's piped, why have you piped?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Right, well.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Lunch is served, isn't it?
0:22:17 > 0:22:18So... Whee!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20SHE GIGGLES
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Crack some tunes on, I think.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26There we go.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Right.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Have a poppadum.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35And that's mate.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37What is?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39That is. You can't move, you see.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Not very friendly.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43What?
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Beat someone, you call 'em mate.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Checkmate.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49You wouldn't be winding me up, would you?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Another game?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56What's the point? I ain't never going to get the hang of this.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Well, no. You won't if you don't try.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Mum caught me reading my chess book last night.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Her and Keegan were catching jokes for an hour.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Bernadette, you can do anything you want,
0:23:06 > 0:23:09and don't let anyone tell you different.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Look, it doesn't matter what anyone else says,
0:23:11 > 0:23:14and it doesn't matter how much they take the mick,
0:23:14 > 0:23:15you don't let them. Do you hear me?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18You don't let them and you never ever give up.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20See, you show promise.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24You do! You keep on like this,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27and one day you might give Patrick a game.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30How about you?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Well... - HE LAUGHS
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Phil!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41I ain't doing this.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42What?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Sitting around waiting on your say-so.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46This ends, Phil. Today.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Well, be at the Arches in five minutes.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52And tell Billy and Keanu to be there an' all.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Well, did you see him?- Mmm.
0:23:57 > 0:23:58And?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03So you got as much out of him as I did.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06He told me it wasn't my business.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09And he was right.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11But it's definitely your business, though.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13And I told him that.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15You have to tell him how you feel.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18How you really feel about you and him.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19OK?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Yeah.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Is that for the birthday girl?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27- For both of us.- Mmm.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Look at this.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30I read about it the other day.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33It tells you if you and someone are related or not.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Emerald was drunk and angry when she said all that.
0:24:37 > 0:24:42Listen, I just want to know where I stand on one thing at least.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- I can't believe you made this. - Yeah.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53No, I mean it, Mick, a professional couldn't have done any better.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Well, I'll...
0:24:54 > 0:24:58I shall pass on your compliments to the chef.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00SHE LAUGHS
0:25:00 > 0:25:02And, no, no, what it was...
0:25:02 > 0:25:04I had a bit of a mare while I was cooking it and...
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Mmm-hmm. I think I smelt it.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Yeah.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I love you, Mrs Carter.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16I love you, Mr Carter.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18A fresh start.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21New beginning.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30What's for afters?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33You ain't finished your main yet, you gannet.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Mmm?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Oh, yeah.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Oh, yeah.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39DISTANT ALARM WAILS
0:25:39 > 0:25:42HORN BLARES Is that ours?
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Probably kids, innit, just mucking about.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53I should check though, really, shouldn't I?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- Don't be long.- Well, I won't be, will I?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Don't you worry about that.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59SHE LAUGHS
0:26:02 > 0:26:04ALARM AND HORN CONTINUE TO BLARE
0:26:05 > 0:26:06KEY BLEEPS
0:26:06 > 0:26:08BOTH STOP
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Oi!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20HE GRUNTS
0:26:48 > 0:26:50THEY GRUNT AND STRUGGLE