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0:00:26 > 0:00:29- VIDEO:- Daddy, watch me. - Go on, Abs.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33It's cold!

0:00:33 > 0:00:34It's not cold...

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Yeah, it is.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Go on, jump.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Good girl.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Ten out of ten.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50You got it! You're a star.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Would I let you down? That'll be 20 quid, please.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55What's this?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58So I'll dress as Cupid tonight, right.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01And I'll shoot at various punters, and they have to kiss.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Love it. - Health and safety, Halfway.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06I'll leave you all to it.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08They're not real arrows, Mrs C. Look...

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, here he is.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20You must've forgot something in your little bag there, mate.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22You know, there must be untold Valentine's cards underneath

0:01:22 > 0:01:24all the letters and that, no?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27No.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Aw, the Mick Carter fan club strangely quiet this year.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Yeah, probably come tomorrow, won't they?- Probably.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36In the meantime, you'll just have to make do with mine.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Well, it's the only one I want.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Valentine's Day? Mugs' day more like.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Is that why you're single, Shirl? - I think it's sweet.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46I'm going to slip over to the old cash and carry.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- Don't forget my pressie. - All right.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52- I'll get you some khazi roll. - Well, make sure it's quilted.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Who's the secret admirer?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Me mum. She does it every year.- Aww.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59I'm in me 20s. It's tragic.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Do you get a Valentine's, Whit?

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Me? I should be so lucky! I like your wings.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36I've been trying to work it out all night, Lauren.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39I'm struggling, so you're going to have to help me.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Are you drunk?- Your mum, I get all that, of course I do.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43I understand.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Why would you go along with it?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Like I said, you're going to need to speak to her.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Tanya ain't answering her phone, is she?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59When we were sorting through Abi's stuff,

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- I thought we'd turned a corner, Lauren.- Dad...

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Now, what is it, has she brainwashed you against me?

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Do you blame me, Lauren?

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Well, what is it, what? Revenge.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17- No.- So why do you go along with it?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Look, I know I've done a lot of bad things,

0:03:21 > 0:03:23but I don't deserve all this, do I?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27See, there it is.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32There you go again. You're making it all about you, Dad.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Cos this is just... It's your pain, it's your grief.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Got to go and make Louie's breakfast.- Abi, she would've wanted me there!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46No, Dad.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47I don't think she would.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01The courier's coming to pick them up to take them back today.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Good.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06The Vincent I know is a shark.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09And sharks are predators, they're not the prey.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10You want a coffee?

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Why do you have to pay these people? Why are you so scared of them?

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Where are you going?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Bank. Apply for a loan.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22We can put the house up as guarantee.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23See, I'm not just a pretty face, am I?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Why do you think I'm selling The Albert, Kim?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27And then what happens after that?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29How are we going to live? Without any income?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Have you thought about that? - Look, I don't want you doing this.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Well, thanks to you, I ain't got no choice.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- How are you, beautiful? - Did you bring it?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Sure you know what you're doing?

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Ready...

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Guess you do.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54My mate Pam used to spray 'em for funerals.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57And...

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- ..voila.- Wow.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05What are you gawping at?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08I'll crack on with these, whilst you implement stage two.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Stage two?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Giving up?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18A life of daytime television.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Don't knock it till you've tried it.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25This woman's been through 12 husbands! It's fascinating.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27This is so not like you.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Where's the drive, the passion?

0:05:30 > 0:05:31The fire in the belly?

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Kathy would have phoned Ian last night,

0:05:33 > 0:05:37told him about the samosas and he'd have fired me instantly.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38What's that noise?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42The sound of distant violins.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Look, it's 11 o'clock and no-one has phoned.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- No news is good news. - Not when it comes to Ian Beale.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Fine. Give up then. - Pardon?

0:05:50 > 0:05:54How many failed businesses have you had? And even your marriage.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- You gave up on that too. - This is the worst pep talk ever.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01When we arrived in Walford you were pretending to be a big businessman.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03We don't talk about that, remember.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06We just don't dream of the big time.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Go out and grab it.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Because time for you, Masood, is running out.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Hi, Max.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28I heard there was a delay in the funeral.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Hope you got it sorted OK. - There's no delay, Honey.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34It's already happened.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Oh, right.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Is that where they've taken the flowers to, Abi's resting place?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43I don't know.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Sorry. Unless she was cremated.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48You OK?

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Max?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05I thought you Army boys had no fear.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07I'm a chef. I have the fear.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Come on, Cupid, if you like her, ask her out again.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14After the whole ring thing? Probably best we're just mates.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Really?- Well, I just don't think she likes me like that.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Well, I found that on the bar.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22You can't have two from your mum, can ya?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Quick! Hurry up!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49You are seriously unfit.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- You know this could be a complete waste of time, right?- Listen.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55All the geezers that have forgotten about today will be rushing

0:07:55 > 0:07:56out to the card shop.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00And on their way to the card shop, they will be passing my stall,

0:08:00 > 0:08:04which will be stocked full of "roses".

0:08:04 > 0:08:06- We're not all thick, you know.- Next.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Go on.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Chop chop!

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Aw.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42There you go, babe.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Sorry, I need the change. Austerity, innit?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Sorry. Thank you.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Ah, Kim.- You all right, Pops?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Yeah, fine, fine.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55But more importantly, how are things with the both of you?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57What can I say?

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Operation Get Blood Out Of A Stone was not successful.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03He still won't tell me anything.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05He's ruined everything.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Just go easy on him, all right?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10A husband's job is to look after his family.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13When he can't do that, it hurts.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16So, hold on, his stupid male pride should come first,

0:09:16 > 0:09:18is that what you're saying?

0:09:18 > 0:09:22The only way through this fog is together.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27- You all right?- Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, how did it go?

0:09:27 > 0:09:31- Well, apparently I need an appointment.- Who would have thought?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34So we need to get our heads together, think of a plan B.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- All right. Maybe later though, yeah? - Maybe later? What do you mean?

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- What happened?- Just...gym. You know, sit ups.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42How are we supposed to get through the fog

0:09:42 > 0:09:45if you don't talk to me, Vincent?!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47What fog?

0:09:47 > 0:09:48This is not funny.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50You just reminded me...

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Happy Valentine's, Bub. Here you are. Eh?

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Yes, Mrs Beardsworth.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18All right, well, I'll see what I can do.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Bye now, bye.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Wants Light My Fire played at her husband's cremation.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Having a laugh, isn't she?

0:10:29 > 0:10:31What about Abi, what did they play at her funeral?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Can you give us a minute, please, Nige?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41I don't know that, Max. I wasn't there.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Why did you let me bang on yesterday?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Making plans, sounding like an idiot.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Jay, I just want to know where she is, that's all.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56- Just want to know where they buried my daughter. What, was it here or Exeter?- Look, Max...

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Was she cremated, Jay? I don't even know that.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Listen, you need to speak to Lauren or to Tanya.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Listen, listen.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Right, I'm going to come out with some things...

0:11:08 > 0:11:12..and if I get the right answer, just don't say anything.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17And then that way, you ain't really told me, have ya?

0:11:17 > 0:11:18- Max...- Sh. All right.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Was she cremated?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Look... - All right, so she's buried.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Where is she? What, here at St Joseph's?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Hang on, Max. Where you going?!

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Kathy.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Where do you think you're going? - Fresh supply.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- For the lunch rush. - I don't think so.

0:11:59 > 0:12:00Yeah, but we're running low.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Seriously, by 12 o'clock these bad boys will be flying out the door.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07No, they won't, because you're fired, Mas.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Tina told me your luck was changing.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19I really thought she weren't interested.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22You girls are a nightmare to read.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24You mean we're complex, Halfway?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26We need to keep you on your toes, don't we?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28So come on, then. What have you got planned this time?

0:12:28 > 0:12:32- So, everybody loves a surprise, yeah?- Depends on what it is...

0:12:32 > 0:12:35So, I was thinking, when she gets here later, I was going to grab her,

0:12:35 > 0:12:37bundle her into a car - like a kidnap -

0:12:37 > 0:12:39but then drive her to a really posh restaurant.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Yeah, by which time she'll have probably died of a heart attack.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Good point.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Maybe I'll serenade her, naked.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- With a rose. - Why don't you keep it simple?

0:12:50 > 0:12:52You know, nice bit of dinner, drinks.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55It's too similar to last time. I need to up my game, Mrs C.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58One of her favourite films is Casablanca.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01What's that? Is it foreign? I can't do subtitles.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03It's a classic, Halfway.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Max, stop! Max! Max!

0:13:15 > 0:13:17- What are you doing? - You know you can't drive!

0:13:17 > 0:13:20- Oi, oi, oi! Get your hands off me! - Slow down.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23We're going to have to stop him. You know that, don't ya?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37- What are you doing? - I don't think so.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41Mick, this ain't got nothing to do with you, has it?

0:13:41 > 0:13:42You ain't going nowhere.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Word on the street is, you're selling roses.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Yeah. 15 quid for a dozen.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Five for a fiver? OAP, Donna.

0:13:53 > 0:13:54I'm barely breaking even here, Ted.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Look, have you any idea how much the state pension is?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59It's a bloomin' liberty. I have worked all my life...

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Yes, OK. Fine.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Here you go.- Thank you, Donna.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Seeing as you're making a mint, dinner's on you tonight.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12No, it ain't.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Place on the High Street doing Curry Karaoke.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Could be romantic...

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Sorry, I need it for rent.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- All of it?- You're not really into this soppy nonsense, are you?

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Valentine's? It's like an idiot tax for blokes.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Here, no, no, no, that's mine! Honey, he's just pinched my poultry.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Well, I'm making Valentine's dinner.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40So is half of Walford. Now come on, give it here!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Kim, he was first.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Who's the lucky lady then? - Define "lucky".

0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Whitney.- Oh.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51What? What is it, what is it?

0:14:52 > 0:14:54She was in here earlier.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56- Whitney.- Oh, yeah?

0:14:56 > 0:14:59She was buying chocolate. Yeah, lots of chocolate.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Really?- And tonnes of ice cream. - Mm-mmm.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04What?

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Well, I shouldn't really be saying this, cos I'm not one to gossip...

0:15:07 > 0:15:09You're not. You're not.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12..but, you see, it's the anniversary.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14The day her ex left.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Oh, yes.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Lee, of course.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Thanks.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Just that for me, please, Honey.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Kill yourself, I couldn't give a monkey's.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35But the innocent that you smash into, I do care about.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37So, like I said, you ain't going nowhere.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45They buried my little girl without me, Mick.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Didn't even say goodbye to her.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55Yeah, I'm sorry about what happened to Abi, I really am.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58But I get why they done it.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01You're a parasite, Max.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05You feed off other people, you suck 'em dry.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08You tried to take everything away from me.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10You tried to put my family in the gutter.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Why is that? What did we do to you?

0:16:11 > 0:16:16- I ain't gotta listen to this, have I?- You will listen! You will.

0:16:16 > 0:16:21You're going to listen. This has been a long time coming.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Comes naturally to you, don't it, putting yourself first.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Even before your own kids.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28There he is.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Dad of the year.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Sorry, where are your kids, Mick? I don't see 'em.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Yeah, I hold me hands up. Whenever my kids took a wrong path

0:16:38 > 0:16:41I always asked myself, something I could've done differently?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Can you say the same, Max?

0:16:43 > 0:16:47You ever taken responsibility when your kids did something wrong?

0:16:50 > 0:16:55Even that was about you, weren't it, eh?

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Your pain, you taking the easy way out.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01And for what? Now little Abi's dead.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04And still it's all about you.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08What's the matter, eh? What? I get it.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09I get why they've cut you out.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12I get why your old woman can't be in the same room as you without

0:17:12 > 0:17:15- wanting to tear you from limb to limb.- Get your hands off me!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17I get why she didn't want to feel that anger

0:17:17 > 0:17:19when she buries her little girl.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21For once, she stood up to you.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24It's about time someone did though, innit, eh?

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Thanks, mate, good luck.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Oi, Eeyore.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37How about a rose for the lady in your life?

0:17:37 > 0:17:40To go with that sexy little Cupid's outfit of yours.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41What lady in my life?

0:17:41 > 0:17:44- No cards today?- Actually...

0:17:44 > 0:17:48Listen, the best way into a woman's heart and into her knic...

0:17:48 > 0:17:50..her affections...

0:17:52 > 0:17:54..is romance.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Thank you. Lovely, cheers.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Peace offering.- You bought me a rose? On Valentine's Day.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13No, it's not like that. It's a peace offering. Check your stock.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15I didn't use any of your ingredients. It was all

0:18:15 > 0:18:19our own stuff, and we put 50% back into your business.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- So that's money for nothing. - Yeah, I checked. You did OK.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25OK? We could clean up round here.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27But you still lied, Mas. And do you know what?

0:18:27 > 0:18:30This is an East End chippy, not a curry house.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33- All right, I tell you what. You give me a week...- No, not interested.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- ..and if I outsell the fish and chips then I can stay.- No.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40And if I don't, then you can sack me with total impunity.

0:18:40 > 0:18:41Still no.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44What've you got to lose? Nothing. Nothing at all.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46- It's win-win for you.- No!

0:18:46 > 0:18:50There's no room for sentiment when it comes to making money, Kathy.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Look, if it shuts you up.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Yeah? I always fancied a bit of fusion.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00You just keep your fusion to yourself.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24I'm thinking of heading off for a while.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27# Get it on, get it on

0:19:27 > 0:19:34# Cos tonight is the night when two become one... #

0:19:34 > 0:19:38Seriously? I mean, even after yesterday?

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Romance doesn't have to cost the earth, Vincent.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Yeah, but this food does. Roses do.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45That lingerie does...

0:19:45 > 0:19:47How much do you owe, Vincent?

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Talk to me, how much do you owe?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Six figures.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55A million quid!

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Seven. That's seven figures, Kim.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Still. Why so much?

0:20:08 > 0:20:09OK.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13OK, OK.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18I know that me and Pearl are your everything.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22And I know that you wouldn't put us in this situation

0:20:22 > 0:20:24if you didn't have to.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27But what hurts, Vincent, what really hurts me

0:20:27 > 0:20:29is the fact that you don't trust me enough to tell me why.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Of course I trust you.- Really?

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Because it doesn't seem like it to me.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44I put a man away, years ago.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47I informed on him.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52And he killed himself, inside.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58His brother blames me, and now, I have to pay.

0:21:22 > 0:21:23Sell it.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Look, every little bit helps.- No.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29I'm going to fix this.

0:21:34 > 0:21:40So you want to do this alone, and pretend that I don't exist, yeah?

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Well, I'm not going to stay here and watch it.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45What, sit on the sideline like your little woman?

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- I'm not doing it, Vincent.- Kim.

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Ki...

0:21:54 > 0:21:58Yeah, I'm going to go and stay with Aunt Susie for a bit.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- Right.- To give Jack his sofa back.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03It's probably for the best.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04And...

0:22:06 > 0:22:08..I just want to say that I understand what you did.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13It's the right thing, Lauren.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Can I see Louie before I go?

0:22:20 > 0:22:21He's asleep.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24All right, well, just give him a kiss from me, yeah?

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Before I go, will you just tell me about it?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32You know, the funeral. Just how it went.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Just feel like I need a picture of it in my mind.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48I got your text...

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Here's looking at you, kid.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51What?

0:22:52 > 0:22:55You like Casablanca, right?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57No subtitles, I checked.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00What is this?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03See I've been to the country a few times, with the Army.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04Oh, right...

0:23:04 > 0:23:07So I thought I could introduce you to the local delicacy -

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Moroccan Chicken with citrus couscous and green beans,

0:23:10 > 0:23:12followed by a Bedouin affogato.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Halfway, listen...

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Then we could cosy up downstairs and watch the film together.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17No.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Is it too over the top? I knew it.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25What about last time? Come on, I thought we were mates?

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- Yeah, but this morning you... - What about this morning?

0:23:37 > 0:23:38This ain't my handwriting.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41- What?- I'm sorry.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43I'm really sorry.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45I didn't send you this.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49But then who...?

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Cheers, mate. That's my last one. - Thank you very much indeed.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57- You'll be on a promise with that. - Thank you.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Why are you walking funny? Got piles or something?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Seriously?

0:24:07 > 0:24:08A rose.

0:24:08 > 0:24:13And, like my feelings, that is the real thing.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15That is cheese.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20But you're blushing.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22No, I ain't.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25You're a romantic at heart, you know.

0:24:25 > 0:24:26I'm not blushing.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30All right, so you don't want me to kiss you again, then?

0:24:31 > 0:24:33- No.- Really?

0:24:35 > 0:24:36OK.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46And...

0:24:46 > 0:24:49..I suppose you're not really interested

0:24:49 > 0:24:51in coming back to mine, then?

0:24:51 > 0:24:53- Definitely not.- No.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55- Oi!- Oi!

0:24:57 > 0:25:01- They don't look happy. - No, they don't. Come on!- Quick, run!

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Come on, Lauren, you've got to remember more than that.

0:25:06 > 0:25:07It was a tough day.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14So how many people were there?

0:25:14 > 0:25:15I don't know.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Loads.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20And who...? Who read?

0:25:23 > 0:25:26The vicar, and Mum.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29What did she say?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33She just said how much...how much we loved her.

0:25:35 > 0:25:36And that we miss her.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42And that's it? What, nothing more?

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Like I said, it was a tough day.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53- What music did you play, Lauren? - BABY CRIES

0:25:53 > 0:25:56- I need to get him. - No, go on, tell me. What music?

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Ed Sheeran and Florence And The Machine.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Right, and what about order of service?

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Cos I've not seen one of those. I want to keep one.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07There wasn't any left.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Why are you lying, Lauren?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17- I'm not lying.- No, you are lying. I can tell.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Why? Why are you lying?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Because...

0:26:30 > 0:26:32What, has she even been buried yet?

0:26:37 > 0:26:41All right, so who else knows about this? What, what, Jack, Jay?

0:26:41 > 0:26:42What, does Dot know? Mick?

0:26:45 > 0:26:47You ain't buried her, have ya, Lauren?

0:26:49 > 0:26:50Have ya?