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0:00:25 > 0:00:27Please, babe.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30Pick up the phone.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Look, I said I'm sorry.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36I'm sorry.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Call me, Kim.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Look, at least tell me where you are. Let me make it up to you, yeah?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Because... - DOORBELL RINGS

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Baby, look, I am so sorry...

0:01:25 > 0:01:29You want to watch out I don't have you done for sexual harassment,

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Stud Muffin.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32KAREN CACKLES

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Come on, give us a go. - Nah, I ain't done yet!

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Oh! Halfway!

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- I'm sorry, Mrs C. - What is wrong with you?!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51They've got smears. Do them again.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Don't make a pass at a man on my behalf, please, Donna.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh, give your head a wobble. What pass?

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Halfway. If I wanted to send him a card, I would have sent him one,

0:02:00 > 0:02:02all right? You're making money out of people's feelings.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04That's Valentine's Day, Whit.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06This time last year, my husband left me.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Have you got any idea how hard it was trying to get over Lee?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14I heard Mick was very helpful, and Woody gave it a good try.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Let me tell you something, Donna.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18I don't need a man to make me happy, all right?

0:02:18 > 0:02:22I like me. I like doing what I want, when I want.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I'm not looking for a relationship. Have you got that?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Then why are you having such a fit about it?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Because I am sick to death of smug couples walking round, and nans.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31People's nans are asking me why I haven't got a fella!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35People like me and you need to stick together.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Stop buying into it.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40What's wrong with her?

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Listen, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs to meet the right prince.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Don't flatter yourself, Rob.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49It ain't a man I need this morning, all right? Unless he's loaded.

0:02:49 > 0:02:54We still can't cover the rent, and nobody has paid the broadband.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58Cos that's another thing Abi used to do.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Oh, Donna, look, you're bound to miss her.- Just...!

0:03:02 > 0:03:06One time does not suddenly make us best friends, Rob!

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Right, so I care enough to show some kindness,

0:03:10 > 0:03:13and I'm the one that gets the rocket?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I'm not that desperate to share your duvet.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Don't worry about it.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Lots of people ain't actually got cash lying about these days.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26- I got a doll! - You have? I can wait, can't I?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Cos we're going to play!

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Shall we have a tea party, shall we? Shall we have a little tea party?

0:03:31 > 0:03:32- Here! - Oh!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Does bunny have a name?- Er... - Does bunny have a name?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Bunny. - Oh.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Oh! - Shrapnel, I'm afraid.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41- All pays, love. - Yeah.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44To be honest, I didn't think no-one'd be here, you know,

0:03:44 > 0:03:46what with your promotion up The Albert.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Oh... Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- I can't tempt you?- No. - There you go.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Kathy in? - Oh, no.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Erm...

0:04:01 > 0:04:04I'll just have a latte, please.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Second person looking for Kathy this morning.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Yep. Indeed-y.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Kathy is one popular lady.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Lauren!

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Lauren! Lauren!

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Just shut up! Shut up! - BABY CRIES

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Ain't you done enough? Dad, you're upsetting Louie now.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Go away, and lay off the drink.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Why? Why did you tell me it was done, Lauren, when it ain't done?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46And I should be there, so tell me, where is it?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- No. - Just tell me!

0:04:48 > 0:04:51No! Listen...

0:04:52 > 0:04:55..Mum won't go to the funeral if you do.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Why? What is it? Some sort of a punishment?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00She don't get to decide that, Lauren, all right?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I've got every right to bury my own daughter!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07You can't even give Abi one day without you ruining it.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Her final day!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- This isn't about you, Dad! - I'm sorry, Lauren.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18I'm sorry. I know your mum's upset. Course she is.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20But no-one can blame me more than I blame me.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Will you talk to her for me? - No.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Please, Lauren, just talk to her for me!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32No, don't use me.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Do not use me!

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Do you want to know the main reason I am leaving this place?

0:05:40 > 0:05:41It's you!

0:05:41 > 0:05:44I cannot stand you!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47You've been doing this to us our whole lives.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51You shove us, and then you pull us.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Just one big game.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56It's about you two, between you two. All right?

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Nobody else. It needs to stop!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02If you push me, if you keep pushing me...

0:06:05 > 0:06:07..it won't be just Abi that's gone for good!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Do you understand me?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Now just go.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Go!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I thought it was such a good idea of Kath's

0:07:04 > 0:07:06- when she offered at New Year. - Mm.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10I mean, I know us women are supposed to be chatting to each other

0:07:10 > 0:07:16all the time, but life's busy, ain't it?

0:07:16 > 0:07:17We don't actually do it, do we?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23And some things are just quite hard to talk about.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29I can't get Tanya out of my mind, either.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35No. That poor, poor young girl.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39It's just such a waste of life, you know.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42And it's a shame, really,

0:07:42 > 0:07:46cos when Tanya moved, we didn't stay in touch.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- I can't stop imagining, though, what she must be...- Mm.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57I did think about writing her a card, but I don't have her address.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59And I didn't really want to be bothering Lauren, you know.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08But, Denise, a card, and that tribute page they've just set up...

0:08:08 > 0:08:10I mean, none of it seems adequate, does it?

0:08:14 > 0:08:15I called Cora.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Play nicely, otherwise I'm throwing it in the bin!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Oh, when am I going to learn that "half-term" does not mean "holiday"?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28All I'm saying, right, is that Lee just ain't as honest as Martin.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32I used to judge my whole day on whatever mood that boy was in.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34I ain't ever doing that again.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38And, you know, it's not like I want a man

0:08:38 > 0:08:39for the sake of having a man.

0:08:39 > 0:08:44I just want someone nice. Who wants me for me. You know?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Someone who listens to me and ain't embarrassed to show actual feelings.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51You know what I want? I want a gentleman.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55I want someone who treats me right, and holds the door open for me.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- It's not too much to ask, is it? - No, Whit, it's not.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00But, if you can compromise on the door bit,

0:09:00 > 0:09:02you might be better off getting a rescue dog.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Yeah, so I dare you. - Stand in front of us, then.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25There you go.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Well, first, it's a few sneaky samosas, next it's the full-on menu!

0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Might have to penalise you. - And there's me thinking

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Ian got his competitive instinct probably from his dad.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Oh, bit sexist, are we, Masood?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39A few pakoras, bhajis, a drop of aloo gobi -

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I am merely levelling the playing field.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45£100 says I will beat you, Kathy.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Right, £100.

0:09:47 > 0:09:52Mm. And may the best non-specific gender person win.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Are you for the haddock, love? Right. I'll get your chips.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Now I've done my sums -

0:09:59 > 0:10:02you need to sell enough samosas to pay for the ingredients, double it,

0:10:02 > 0:10:05then before you split the profits, you need to pay me

0:10:05 > 0:10:07for helping you since 5.30 this morning.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Ooh, you're good.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Behind every good man, there's a good woman.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15I have half a dozen lined up waiting to hear from you

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Chachi...

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Go on, then. Sell your samosas, build up your male ego.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22And then fall in love.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24There you go, love.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26No, love.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28You legit can't make us do nothing.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Yeah, and you legit won't get your change until

0:10:30 > 0:10:32you wipe them willies off my window.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Here you are.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Thanks. - Cheers.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Thank you. Thanks.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25The main thing you've got to get your head around

0:11:25 > 0:11:28when you're in a relationship is that sooner or later,

0:11:28 > 0:11:30you will get seriously disappointed.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33We've all been there, haven't we?

0:11:33 > 0:11:37So stuff St Valentine, and all those fools who believe in him.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Here at The Albert, we love our customers.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Our doors are always open.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45And we have half price on prosecco. Yeah!

0:11:45 > 0:11:46CUSTOMERS CHEER

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Chase away them blues.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Tanya's on sedatives?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Cora found her walking down the middle of the road.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02And the first that Cora knew about it was

0:12:02 > 0:12:03when one of the neighbours called.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Tanya just doesn't want to go on, does she?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11But then, if it was one of my kids...

0:12:11 > 0:12:13- I'm sorry. - Are you?

0:12:13 > 0:12:16It's all the wrong way round, losing a child.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Yeah.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20You know, Cora reckons she's so spaced out, they'll be lucky if

0:12:20 > 0:12:24they get her to the crematorium, let alone sitting through Abi's funeral.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27I just wish there was something we could do.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30I thought we could raise money for that vet that Abi worked for.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33I was thinking that maybe we could do something like

0:12:33 > 0:12:34a joint wreath or something.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Cos some of us have known her since she was little.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Well, I thought I'm going to try not to be a complete witch,

0:12:39 > 0:12:41if Denny gets back from football club.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Got to love them while we can, huh?

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Here they come.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Come here, sweetheart, give your mother a hug. Did you score?

0:12:52 > 0:12:57- Yeah. - Yes! That's my boy. Well done!

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- I love you. - Do you want a drink?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Oh, he is heartbroken, Amanda.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Can I call you Amanda, Amanda?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Yeah, cos my son, he's got special needs.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12This scooter's the only thing to put a smile on his little face.

0:13:12 > 0:13:17You know, what with the bullying, and the death of his grandfather.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19And the one leg...

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Well, that's what I'm saying.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Mm!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32That scooter he got from your company...

0:13:33 > 0:13:37..it ain't arrived, Amanda. Yeah, well I'm guessing,

0:13:37 > 0:13:43you know, legally, I mean, you'll have to pay me my money back.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51ALARM BEEPS

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Oh, for heaven's sake, Mick!

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- The boy's a liability! - Pipe down, he'll hear you!

0:14:02 > 0:14:04As you were, people. As you were.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06I'm sure he's ever so good in a war or whatever,

0:14:06 > 0:14:09and I know that we owe him and I know you've got a soft spot.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12But does being a decent cook make up for the constant cock-ups?

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Two cod and chips. There you go.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Well, you've either got it, or you ain't.

0:14:22 > 0:14:27Ah! I've got pakoras, bhajis, samosas. I've got lovely aloo gobi.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29A nice biryani?

0:14:29 > 0:14:33Yeah, well, the kids, they don't really like spicy food, so...

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Sorry. I just got a bit distracted.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- There you go.- Thanks.- Thank you.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Look, you are never going to outsell proper British grub.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Oh, well, I didn't think you were old enough to say that.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47Sorry?

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Yeah, for most Brits under the age of 70,

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Indian food is as traditional as fish and chips.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Are you saying I look 70?

0:14:57 > 0:14:59There's a sign outside there saying "Chippie".

0:14:59 > 0:15:01You've got an unfair advantage, Kathy.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05I am not 70, thank you, Masood. I was a young mum.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08And Ian has had a hard life. But...

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Yes, you have got a point about the sign.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- I have? - Yeah.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15And I'd give up now, if I were you.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Can I have a saveloy, please, my love?

0:15:32 > 0:15:36That is too little, too late. I'm sick of flowers.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39And can we even afford them?

0:15:39 > 0:15:43I could have been lying dead in the gutter Valentine's night.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47You were sitting on Patrick's sofa eating cheesy puffs. He text me.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49I was comfort eating, Vincent, yeah? Making a plan.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Making us some money, despite you and your tactics.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57- OK, look, I hear you...- No, no, no. Look, I've had enough. I'm fed up.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59All this tiptoeing around,

0:15:59 > 0:16:01trying to find out what's going on in my life.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03It's too much like hard work.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05And you know I don't like the scary gangster stuff, Vincent.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07I do not like it!

0:16:07 > 0:16:10I don't want to know anything more about it, all right?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Right.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15And don't make me out to be some kind of irresponsible little woman.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- I wasn't... - Cos I ain't stupid, Vincent.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Come home. - No, no, no, say it.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24You ain't stupid. You are not stupid.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Because what is good for me is good for you, Vincent.

0:16:28 > 0:16:32And you know what? I'm going to start taking back control.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36Yeah. I'm going to take back control.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40And I don't need your permission, because I'm going to do my thing.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Happy Valentine's, everyone.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54I am. I know that.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57But it is time.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37What are you doing?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39How much are you nicking?

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- What? - What's in your hand, Halfway?

0:17:42 > 0:17:43£150.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46And you waited for them to both go on a break?

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Well, I hope Mick calls the Old Bill, and I hope you get nicked.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52I tell you what - if you move, I will scream.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Do you hear me? I will set this whole pub on you.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Don't move!

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Whit, please. I wasn't taking it out.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02I was putting it in.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Is this promotion right? - You're just looking for 5p.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Half price off your main dish, free onion bhaji, yeah.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11It's just 5p.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13I'll have two biryanis, one aloo gobi,

0:18:13 > 0:18:15and a couple of samosas, please.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Yeah, and I'll have a biryani as well, to take away now, please.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20I presume I get a discount on my discount

0:18:20 > 0:18:21for being the inspiration for this venture?

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Do you know what, love? Forget it, all right. Have 5p on me.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- You're not doing anything. Do you want to give me a hand?- Yes.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Yeah, and are you going to give me my winnings from your own money,

0:18:29 > 0:18:32- or are you going to tell Ian? - Oh, smug. Very smug.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Samosas are over there.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52I wouldn't mind making up for Valentine's.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Tell me your thing.

0:18:54 > 0:18:59We're going to have to be one of them two-income career couples.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Kim... - I know, I know.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06It's not nice being kept in the dark.

0:19:08 > 0:19:14And I will tell you. I will. But you've got to promise to stop.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Stop hanging out with the gangsters.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20And please promise to stop doing the things

0:19:20 > 0:19:21I just don't want to know about.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Otherwise, I'm not coming home, Vincent.

0:19:25 > 0:19:26I promise.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30OK.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Well, I'm going to go back to being a part-time temporary salsa teacher.

0:19:35 > 0:19:41Yes. With you being honest, and us working together,

0:19:41 > 0:19:44my additional income, we can splash out for a naan bread.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Cos me and Pearl, you know, we were not born to be poor.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50- Mm.- Mm.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Tracking, yes. Recorded delivery, yes.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Do you want to put that Amanda back on? Cos she was way more...

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Wait, what?

0:20:11 > 0:20:16Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't want to go on no blacklist.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Do you know what?

0:20:18 > 0:20:22I bet our neighbour signed for that scooter without telling us.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Yep. That'll be it.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26I bet old Joyce loves a little scoot about.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28No, no, no, no, no complaint.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Worth a crack.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37You want to finish that sarnie? I'll get you some sweeties.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46When I can talk, I want more money off my money off.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50There you go, have a bottle of water.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Bless him. Bless you!

0:20:52 > 0:20:55See, I...I like it hot.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57- I only do hot. - Good!

0:20:57 > 0:21:01- Mm-hm-hm! - Mmm!

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Half-price drinks round by ours. See you, Kath!

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Bye!- Masood.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14I think maybe we'll have something else for dinner.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18I don't understand.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21No. It's a mystery, that.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36All I want to do is sleep.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- MAX SIGHS - I can't even do that.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Can't make anything better, can I?

0:21:49 > 0:21:53Well, if it'll help, you know, you can sleep here.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Cheers.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02It's just unnatural, innit? When your kid dies before you.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10It should have been me.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13I've said some horrible things.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Just everywhere I look, everything's wrong.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27I had a breakdown in prison.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33Well, maybe you should go to counselling, Max.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Why? Because that's going to bring her back, is it?

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Because, you know, I don't know what to tell you.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51That's Abi's jumper.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Can I have it?

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Oi! You need to knock louder.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Dot's discovered iPlayer.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41She's probably watching a rerun of Pointless or something.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Donna, what are you doing?

0:23:43 > 0:23:44I...was just...

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Dot won't want them!

0:23:46 > 0:23:49No, they were going brown before you even tried to dye them red.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53- Dumping the evidence on an old lady? - ROBBIE TUTS

0:23:53 > 0:23:55You need a green bin, Donna.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Maybe you should try contacting the council.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Robbie, shut up. You're boring.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Donna!

0:24:09 > 0:24:11You could just say it.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16No. I'm not good at feelings, Rob.

0:24:17 > 0:24:23Maybe talking isn't our best talent.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Me and Lee used to crack on that we was brothers.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42When I was a kid, I'd have given anything to be a Carter, you know?

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Yeah.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46But they ain't my family.

0:24:48 > 0:24:55I always manage to outstay my welcome. Board, lodging, accidents.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57I wanted to pay them back before I left.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01You shouldn't have let me have a go at you like that.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03My grandad always said, "You don't interrupt.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06"Treat a lady with respect."

0:25:08 > 0:25:10He died. I was only in Year Six.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Then my nan went off the rails, and...

0:25:15 > 0:25:17In my head, I still try and make him proud.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21I don't half miss him.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Can't even talk about the old fella without welling up.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28I ain't ashamed to admit I've got feelings.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32It's 150 over.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Lot of people confuse honest with needy, but I'm not needy.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41I'm used to being by myself. I just like people.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Some people.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47I meet a good one, and I probably am a bit full-on.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55I can't stand goodbyes. I'll text them.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57- Thank Mick and Linda for us. - Yeah...

0:26:11 > 0:26:14You know, Abi was the first girl I ever fell in love with.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19We were just innocent kids then, but...

0:26:19 > 0:26:20you know, we used to talk a lot.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24But the older she got, the weirder she got.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26JAY CHUCKLES

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Ben used to say she was lonely.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35She put people off with her attention seeking, but...

0:26:38 > 0:26:41..I think it was your attention that she was after mainly.

0:26:42 > 0:26:43You know, she loved her dad.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Did she?

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Well, she got up on that roof after you, didn't she?

0:26:54 > 0:27:00And I think that Abi would want you at her funeral.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02I think you should be there, Max.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06No.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10I don't want to ruin her final day.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15So don't ruin it for her, then.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17You know, make it happen for her, in a good way.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21Do the right thing, don't sit here bawling about it.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Leave it with me.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Wait!

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Wait! Halfway!

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Erm...

0:27:41 > 0:27:45Can I buy you a drink? Erm, you know, cos...

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Well, I'm embarrassed about what happened on Valentine's.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54And I think I got you wrong.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59I don't think you've outstayed your welcome.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03You are beautiful.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11Don't go yet.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15I've got to go.

0:28:15 > 0:28:16I can't pretend I ain't had it.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Letter's been forwarded. Army rules.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21I've been called back up.