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0:00:37 > 0:00:39I think you'll find that's check, pal.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40It's not checkmate.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Shh! I'm trying to think!

0:00:42 > 0:00:44- You could still move. - I know, I know.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Watch this.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55What are you doing?!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Well, it's a special bomb attack, innit?

0:00:57 > 0:00:58You can't do that.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Well, it's fine, he did that last time.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Pawns don't do much anyway.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04It's the big guns I look after.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05- You put money on this?- Yeah.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07He's mugging you right off.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Do you even know what pawns do?

0:01:09 > 0:01:11They're like infantry.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Stormtroopers.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Always the first into battle.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Make it to the end of the board

0:01:16 > 0:01:19and that's when they have a better chance of taking out the king.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21See, I told you the king was the boss man.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23He's the one that needs protecting.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Don't mean he goes round chucking bombs!

0:01:25 > 0:01:26PHONE RINGS

0:01:26 > 0:01:28It's the queen you want to watch out for.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30She can go any direction, any distance.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Well, if she's that powerful,

0:01:32 > 0:01:34she'd be the one you ought to take out first.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Er, what are you doin'?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Teaching him properly.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!

0:01:40 > 0:01:43So that invisibility cloak weren't a real move?

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Oi, you owe me a fiver.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46So I forgot some of the rules.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47But I got the basics, didn't I?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49The knight takes people out from the sides.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Just like me and Bronson, riding into battle.- You wish.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55And who are you? The badass queen?

0:01:55 > 0:01:57No, I'm just a pawn.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59One that don't make it down the other end of the board.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Fancy a game?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Well, soon as he gives my money back.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Oi, what are you doing?! Come here, come here!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Here, Keegan! Keegan, come here!

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Oi!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Sorry.- Don't mind me!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15I wouldn't say no. Quality, that is.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Do me a favour, leave him alone.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Ain't you supposed to be knee deep in kids?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Er, let me just see if that's any of your business.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Nope.- Suit yourself.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Don't suppose you know anywhere decent round here

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- to get your nails done, do ya? - Yeah, I do, actually.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Just down there, turn left and get lost.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33- You ain't funny. - I ain't joking. Leave me alone.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35So what's he like, then, your old man?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37None of your business.

0:02:37 > 0:02:38He just might be.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Are we just going to let this happen right under our nose?

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Aidan was just chancing his arm while we were away.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56That's the last of it.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58That's the last dregs.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Well, he don't look like the last of it.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Well, it's proving to be a persistent problem.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09No. I want someone out here to look at it.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Today.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Oi! Have you ever been to Walford?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Because I will have a mob with pitchforks

0:03:16 > 0:03:20and flaming torches outside if you don't shut that alarm up.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Yes, I'll hold.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26I didn't know you were here. Why weren't you in school?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Free period.- You're 15, you don't get free periods.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Things have changed since the '50s.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32There's no more blackboards any more either.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34This afternoon, double maths. Liar.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Two-week timetable, independent study. Stalker.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40You can't just pick and choose which bits of school you like.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Maths is important.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Name me one time you've had to use Pythagoras theory in actual life.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Now you're just being obtuse.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50A triangle joke, really?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Problem?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Not for much longer.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58You're taking on too much.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Try leaving me to my own devices, I'm pretty self-sufficient.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02I am quite capable of running a club

0:04:02 > 0:04:04and being an overbearing mother, thank you.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Yes, I'm still here.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Four hours?!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15I'll leave you to it then, oh, great, capable one.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21- CAL:- Take your head off.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Don't mind me, fella, crack on.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Thought we made things clear, Grandad.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35You'll be seeing a lot more of me.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- I remember the last time you made cakes.- They were brownies.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45And before you say anything, it was Babe's recipe, all right?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47I ain't exactly going to give space cakes to a newborn, am I?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50You can't give any cakes to a newborn, Tina.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Yeah, all right, it is for Georgie, OK?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54I just thought I'd go and stay there for a couple of days.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56You know, make a bit of an effort.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00So things went well, then?

0:05:00 > 0:05:04He's small fry, he's just a geezer, serving up in the khazi.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Happens everywhere.- Oh, what, you're just going to bend over, Mick?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10We haven't turned into a crack den just yet, have we, Mother?

0:05:10 > 0:05:11You need to sort it.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12It's gonna hit the fan.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17TINA LAUGHS

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Afternoon.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31Look, I'm really sorry about the chess set, Mr Murray.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33And about my mum.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34And my brother.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37I told 'em you weren't some dirty old man. Honest.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Right, well, better get some food.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Allotments, 5.30.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Be there.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52ALARM BLARES

0:05:52 > 0:05:54You got your door wide open, the alarm's going off.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56I mean, it's the ex-copper in me,

0:05:56 > 0:05:58but I could never resist a damsel in distress.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Well, I'll let you know if I see one.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02- CHUCKLING:- Well, look, I can help if you like?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04It's being sorted.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Well, I used to run this place, back in the day.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07- So did I.- Oh, did ya?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10And thanks, but I'm not sure that I want an ex-copper on the payroll.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12It's the ex-con in me.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13CLATTER

0:06:15 > 0:06:16What, you got visitors?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Not that I'm aware of.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Oh, go on, then, my knight in shining armour,

0:06:21 > 0:06:24I suppose I could do with the muscle.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25KNOCK ON DOOR

0:06:31 > 0:06:32All right, love?

0:06:35 > 0:06:36You've barely touched your sandwich.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I weren't hungry.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39You ain't anorexic, are ya?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Only asking!

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Well, don't.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44I get it.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Painters are in. Got mine this morning too.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Mum, please shut up.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51It's weird, innit? How women sync up when they live together.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54It's not. It's a survival thing.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55You what?

0:06:55 > 0:06:58It's so a male can't single out a female in a pack of animals

0:06:58 > 0:07:00just cos they're in heat. I watched it on telly.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Couldn't find the remote, eh?

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Well, I guess every day's a school day and all that.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Where are you going?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Out. And by myself, before you ask.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10You shouldn't be hanging around by yourself.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11It ain't healthy, love.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Well, what if I like my own company?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15I saw them two girls today.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18You know, the ginger one and the one with the really annoying mother.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Asked them if they didn't mind a tag-along.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Bex Fowler? Why would I hang around with her?

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Erm, Bernadette...

0:07:25 > 0:07:27My mum ain't that annoying.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29She is pretty irritating, to be fair.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Right, I'll leave you girls to it.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33And if you decide to have a drink tonight,

0:07:33 > 0:07:35make sure she stays off the cider.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38It's a Taylor thing, never could handle the scrumpy.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48If L finds out, she'll ring the old bill.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Maybe that's not such a bad idea.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51You want to rat out the maniac?

0:07:51 > 0:07:55No, we keep our heads down, we don't let it spiral out of control.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57That should be our family motto.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00LAUGHTER

0:08:00 > 0:08:03What do you reckon, Jay? What, you reckon they're on it or what?

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Yeah.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08That ain't just drink, though.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- By the end of the week, we are going to be earning...- All right, boys.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Yeah, all good. Thank you.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Lovely, lovely.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19I think you need to wipe your hooter.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Now, I'm not usually one to cast aspersion,

0:08:23 > 0:08:26and I don't really care what you whack up your toffee noses.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28What I do care about is my reputation.

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Now, no matter what you find in that khazi, this is a family pub.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34I'm a family man.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37I'm going to give you ten seconds to drink your drinks

0:08:37 > 0:08:39and get out of this pub lively.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Come on, fellas, we don't need this.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56That Walford gear. 50% rat poison, 50% talcum powder.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Them idiots'll buy that, definitely.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Apparently, his mum was married to Ian Beale.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- Who hasn't?- I know, right?

0:09:12 > 0:09:13DOORBELL RINGS

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- I'll get it. - No, that'll be Louise.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Nice try, though.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Don't talk much, do ya?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26It's hard to get a word in. Didn't know you two were close.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28She's my cousin.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Her annoying mum is my annoying aunt.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34And if it weren't for my annoying sister, I wouldn't be here either.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40I am so glad you're here.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Your mum told Sharon everything.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Everything about what?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46That old paedo who lives underneath you.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Look, I know these things can be really hard to talk about,

0:09:49 > 0:09:53so, if you want, you can just point to the doll if it's easier?

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Teen...

0:10:25 > 0:10:27ALARM BLARES

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Right, it looks like the coast is clear.

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Must be on some kind of timer.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33It would help if the instructions weren't in Chinese.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Well, let me have a look.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37I've got a similar system to this one on my other properties.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Nightclub owner to property magnate.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Am I meant to be impressed?

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Well, you know what they say about humble beginnings.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Yeah, you wouldn't say that to the last woman who ran this place.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Nah, no, you wouldn't.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Heard she drowned on her wedding day.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Talk about getting cold feet.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55It was our wedding day.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Haven't you got a stiff to embalm?

0:11:00 > 0:11:04There's only one stiff of mine that needs embalming, Shirl, me girl.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Half day today.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08That's the beauty of the stiffs, see,

0:11:08 > 0:11:11they tend to stay where you leave 'em. Know what I mean?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21If it's the Columbian marching powder you're after,

0:11:21 > 0:11:22he's in the gents.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Wait! Wait, just sit. Please?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38He's really got his claws into you.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41All right, slow down, Jeremy Kyle. She might be telling the truth.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44I am! I'm meant to be meeting him later, he's teaching me chess!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- This is classic grooming, girls. - I need to go, I'm going to be late.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49We kind of told your mum that we'd keep an eye on you.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Yeah, she tried to bribe us with cigarettes.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Why is everyone treating me like I'm some kind of kid?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Where are you going?

0:11:57 > 0:11:58To the toilet.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Why, do I need your permission to go there an' all?

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Quality bit of gear, that.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14You won't know whether you're coming up, coming down

0:12:14 > 0:12:16or just off your nut. All right?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24So you think this plan of yours is going to work, do ya, Pablo Escobar?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Well, I don't see you coming up with any better ideas.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Well, here's one, talk to him. Tell him you're not having it.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31You have met him, in't ya?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Just be straight with him, instead of telling him stories.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Trust me, this'll work.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40And you think Big Mr Jim O'Leary is just gonna shrug his shoulders

0:12:40 > 0:12:41and admit defeat, do you?

0:12:41 > 0:12:43What is it with all these gangster references?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45I watched a documentary.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Lovely.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48You told me to sort it, so I'm sorting it.

0:12:48 > 0:12:49And I'm sorting it my way.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Whit, I'm back!

0:12:57 > 0:12:58You all right?

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Yeah. Are the kids behaving?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Yeah, good as gold.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Everything all right?

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Martin's solicitor.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I thought you'd put a stop to that.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Yeah, so did I.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Oi!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29What's this, citizen's arrest?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31I'm not having you serving up to bin lids.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Yeah? The boss won't be happy.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34I don't care what he says.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Get out, go on, get out.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Aidan.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51I think it's about time me and you had a little chat, don't you?

0:13:51 > 0:13:53You were a tad condescending.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Maybe it's what she needs.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00You never listened to me about Mr Price.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02SHE GROANS

0:14:02 > 0:14:04She could do with the friends, I guess.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Exactly. Look, consider this community service.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12She does your head in, don't she?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15You'd never guess her mum's in the loony bin, her dad's an ex-con

0:14:15 > 0:14:18and her gay brother knocked up her cousin, would ya?

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Think she means well.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21No. She wants to look like she means well.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24There's a difference.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Why is it so hard to believe that me and Ted are just friends?

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Cos he's a bloke.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31And not all blokes are psychos or murderers, you know.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35Well, you clearly ain't lived on the Square long enough, then, have you?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- I believe you.- Really?

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Why not? And you know what else?

0:14:41 > 0:14:43I'm gonna get you out of here.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Must be hard for you.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51You get used to it.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Being surrounded by ghosts. - I'll drink to that.

0:14:58 > 0:15:02The Phoenix? Rising from the ashes, are you?

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Yeah, well, I'm not turning everything into them.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Do you think it's a bit pretentious?

0:15:10 > 0:15:13No, no, I like it.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15No problem putting your own stamp on things, is there?

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Right, I should get going. I hope you get things sorted out.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23After waiting four hours for a 300 quid call-out,

0:15:23 > 0:15:25I am expecting them to take me for dinner afterwards.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27- 300 quid?- Yeah.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28Well, they saw you coming, didn't they?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Oh, don't tell me. You can do it for cheaper?

0:15:31 > 0:15:32HE SCOFFS

0:15:32 > 0:15:34I could do it for a tonne.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35And another drink when I'm done.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Well, I can hardly say no to a widower, can I? You're on.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Cheers, mate. See you in a bit.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Oh, here we go.- Yeah, here we go.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50What the hell is this rubbish coming through my front door?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Well, they must have already sent it.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Stace, come on, be reasonable.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57Hang on a minute.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00You filed for divorce, you snuck into my house,

0:16:00 > 0:16:02hacked into my computer and I'm the one who's unreasonable?

0:16:02 > 0:16:05I promise you, I rang 'em straight away, I told 'em to stop everything.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Well, it clearly didn't work, did it?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Right, well, I'll sort it, I swear.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Bye, then.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24You're looking well, Michael.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29New moisturiser, takes years off you.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31I'll have to take your word for that.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Never worked for me.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37You know, my dad loved the arrows.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Used to say double top was his forte.

0:16:42 > 0:16:47Yeah, I remember, used to teach me as a lad.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Yeah, I can see it now, father and son, applying for Bullseye.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54People used to say we were very similar, you know.

0:16:54 > 0:16:59Prison, the temper, the violence.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01There was one way we did differ.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06I always hit me mark.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Just follow my lead, yeah?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15And three, two, one...

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Are you all right?- Yeah, just off to get a bit of fresh air.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Be right back, won't we?

0:17:19 > 0:17:20But we promised Karen...

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Yeah, and I'm still with her, aren't I?

0:17:22 > 0:17:24- We ain't gonna be long. - Why don't we come with you?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Because we need a bit of fresh air, not hot air, all right?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Just give the girl a bit of space a minute, woman!- I'm fine, really.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33We're just going to go get some munch, then we're gonna come back

0:17:33 > 0:17:34and listen to Bex play her lovely guitar,

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- that's what you wanted, innit, Bernie?- Yeah...

0:17:37 > 0:17:38- Sounds great.- Oh!

0:17:38 > 0:17:40I'll just go get it, then.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Now look what you've done!

0:17:45 > 0:17:49Bex, I thought the strings were broken.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51We crushed it. You're free.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53What about my mum?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55If she asks anything, I'll just say I was with you all day.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Why are you helping me? Is this a trick or something?

0:17:58 > 0:17:59No, it ain't a trick.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02I'd just... I'd rather help out someone I actually like,

0:18:02 > 0:18:05than sit and hang out with discount Mean Girls.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Still, don't know why you'd want to sit and play board games

0:18:07 > 0:18:10with some old man, but, you know, whatever bloats your goat.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Thanks.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Well, as long as he definitely ain't a paedo.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16He definitely ain't a paedo.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19I'm going to be late.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Then go!

0:18:26 > 0:18:27All right, watch the hair.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30There are just certain things I can't turn a blind eye to,

0:18:30 > 0:18:32drugs being one of them.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37There was a punter in here the other day, he was just a kid.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39I can't say yes to that.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40I hear you.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43- Really?- Yeah.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46You're very fond of this place, aren't you?

0:18:46 > 0:18:47It's my home.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Yeah, all that trouble with Linda.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52She's a great girl.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54She's the best, you know, but...

0:18:55 > 0:18:59..if she finds out, you know, she can be quite irrational,

0:18:59 > 0:19:00if you know what I mean...

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Yeah, I think I understand.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Woman scorned and all that.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06But she didn't get on her hobby horse

0:19:06 > 0:19:10when she accepted stolen money for this place, now, did she?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13What are you talking about?

0:19:13 > 0:19:15You know what I'm talking about.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18You know exactly who took my money.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21I told you.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Fi Browning let us have the Vic back.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28You know, it breaks my heart when you lie to me,

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Michael, it really does.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Now, I may not have the proof yet, but I will.

0:19:32 > 0:19:37And, in the meantime, you will repay me every single penny,

0:19:37 > 0:19:40in any manner I see fit.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Am I making myself clear, son?

0:19:42 > 0:19:46This isn't just my business. It's my home.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49I dare say Vincent felt the same way about The Albert.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Didn't stop me taking it.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Look, it's simple.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Put an out-of-order sign over the toilet.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Keep your mouth shut.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00No more bags of flour.

0:20:02 > 0:20:07I think...I'm going to enjoy working here.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- How are you getting on? - Yeah, nearly there.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Looks it.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Well, as far as I can see, nothing wrong with that alarm.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27You must have a real ghost here.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30And you know what they say about that, don't you? Slippery slope.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Yeah, I found it behind the bar earlier.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35But I haven't even opened my stock yet.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39Well, it sounds to me you need to get some CCTV put in here.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Do you mind if I have a drop of this, this apple juice?

0:20:41 > 0:20:42Yeah, go ahead.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45What, so, it happens the same time every morning, like clockwork?

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Yeah, around 8.00.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Well, maybe it's not broken. Maybe it's just doing its job.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Did you say apple juice? No! Don't drink that!

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Oh, that is disgusting!

0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Ew!- Ow!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Right, stand back. Right, I'm armed.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01Out.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02Now.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11JACK SIGHS

0:21:14 > 0:21:15Ted?

0:21:17 > 0:21:18Great(!)

0:21:22 > 0:21:24What time do you call this?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- CHUCKLING:- It doesn't matter.

0:21:31 > 0:21:32It's your move.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Well, I was walking past and I see that the door was open,

0:21:36 > 0:21:38so I thought I better come in, you know,

0:21:38 > 0:21:39check that you weren't being robbed.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Anyway, I must have knocked myself out, you know,

0:21:42 > 0:21:44when I was looking under your desk.

0:21:44 > 0:21:45With a sleeping bag?

0:21:48 > 0:21:51All right, look, I just needed somewhere to get me head down, OK?

0:21:51 > 0:21:52I'll pay you back for the booze.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Billy, it's pretty grim.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57I didn't want to set off the alarms once I got in here.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58If I was you, I'd call the police.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Give 'em my name, they'll bump you up the list.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Oh, that's nice, innit?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Kick a man while he's down.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06I will not be calling the police.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Maybe some other time.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09And what about my fee?

0:22:09 > 0:22:12What, for telling me that it's not broken?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Here.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15Call me.

0:22:23 > 0:22:28Right, so we've got breaking and entering,

0:22:28 > 0:22:30rough sleeping

0:22:30 > 0:22:32and serious dehydration,

0:22:32 > 0:22:34where would you like to start, Billy?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Oh, Teen. What is it?

0:22:42 > 0:22:45I'm no good at all this domestic stuff.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Honestly, Mick. How do you do it?

0:22:47 > 0:22:48How did you raise four gorgeous children

0:22:48 > 0:22:50and I can't even manage one?

0:22:50 > 0:22:51On a wing and a prayer, baby.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Yeah, and the rest! You and Linda are like superheroes.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Well, I don't know what my superpower would be.

0:22:57 > 0:22:58Always landing on your feet.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02No matter what life throws at you, you can't keep the good dog down.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04No, I don't think that makes me a hero.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07It does in my eyes. I gotta go. Do you want me to save you a slice?

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Nah, I'm all right, Teen. I'll just lick the old bowl.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Move!

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Who are you talking to?

0:23:20 > 0:23:22You're making a big mistake.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Is that right, mug? Jay, cop for the door.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Come here, come here, get out!

0:23:31 > 0:23:34If you disrespect my family again, I'll smash you to pieces.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Do you hear me? Go on.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Put the bat away, Mother.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41My house, my rules.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45You said be direct.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54DOORBELL RINGS

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Stinks of poo in here.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06What do you think?

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Vile.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09Charming.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Right, sit down.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23You can tell me exactly what is going on.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36You're still here, then?

0:24:36 > 0:24:37Shut up.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40That's the trouble with you lot, innit, eh?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42You don't like being pulled up on things

0:24:42 > 0:24:43even when you've been caught out.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Well, you know nothing. - Yeah, I do.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48And I know if I was you, I'd quit whilst I was ahead.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Won't be needing this, then, will you?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Give me that! Give me that!

0:24:52 > 0:24:54What's the matter, big man?

0:24:54 > 0:24:55Oi!

0:25:00 > 0:25:02- You all right?- Yeah, I'm fine.

0:25:15 > 0:25:16Michael.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21It would appear that we have a breakdown in communication.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25Do you need me to go over our business arrangements again?

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Well, if you'd entered my establishment

0:25:27 > 0:25:28through the proper entrance,

0:25:28 > 0:25:30then you'd have seen there's a sign above the door.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Says, "Mick Carter." You can't miss it.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38HE LAUGHS

0:25:41 > 0:25:43You nearly had me going there.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46You know, for a minute, I thought you'd taken leave of your senses.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48It sounded like as if you were disobeying me.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52You don't get it, Michael, do you?

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Maybe Elaine Peacock might understand?

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Or your boy in Dover?

0:25:59 > 0:26:03Or Nancy might get the message sooner.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05In Australia, is it?

0:26:05 > 0:26:07You see, Michael...

0:26:07 > 0:26:11I am at the centre of a very large web.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13You leave my family alone.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15They'll be fine.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18But cross me again

0:26:18 > 0:26:21and there will be consequences.