0:00:29 > 0:00:31BABY CRIES
0:00:36 > 0:00:37BABY CRIES
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Hi...
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Where is my scratchcard? - In there...
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Why do you keep putting my things in your bag?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48I've got my bag. You've got your bag.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Ah... Very good.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52At least you're honest.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Er...
0:00:56 > 0:00:58I don't know...
0:01:04 > 0:01:08- You all right?- Yeah, I thought he'd be six feet under by now.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Tomorrow.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Not till I've redressed the body.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14His sister wants him buried in navy blue.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21II can give you a hand if, if you need...
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Well, I thought they creeped you out?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Face your fears an' all that.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Well, thank you, mate, but you're doing enough.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Lovely, my office next, then, yeah?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43How have you got 9,500 followers?
0:01:43 > 0:01:44I give the people what they want.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46And it's 10,000, actually.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Looks like you're losing touch.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53- CLEARS THROAT:- Right...
0:01:57 > 0:02:00You really think a selfie in here's going to break the internet?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Our pretty faces will be viral by tea-time.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Only one thing that's viral round here, love.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Right, we need to take another one. Lighting was bad.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Tiff, you're blocking the door.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12All right, Kath, don't give yourself a prolapse.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15They say the apple never falls far from the tree.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16What, do you need some apples, or something?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19No, I meant you're just like your mother.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Oh, I know, right.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Don't act like you're bothered.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Who's bothered?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- You're out of order.- What did I do?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- I don't think it's my place to say, is it, Munter?- Hunter.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Whatevs. Come on, then, why's she got the hump with him?
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Why are you so bothered?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44I've got a gift when it comes to playing Cupid.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I got my mum and dad remarried, didn't I?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Remind me how that's going again. - Whit and Halfway.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49- Down to me.- Oh, yeah.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52I just know when people are destined to be together.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55And Lou and Munter - they're next.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58I just need the full story.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Uh-hmm... OK...
0:03:01 > 0:03:03..enough about you, Dee, yeah?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Um...
0:03:04 > 0:03:07..I've got something that I want to tell you.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Can we meet in the caff? Like, in an hour?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Well, it's something that I want to tell you in person.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Ground control to Linda Carter...
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Sorry.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Sorry, I was miles away...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31That punter over there.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35He's ordered a pint and he's hardly taken a sip.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- And?- Well, it's obvious, isn't it?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40He's done it to blend in.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42He's got to keep his wits about him.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I reckon he's plain clothes, waiting for Dr DibDab to start
0:03:47 > 0:03:49selling his gear.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- Just looks like just another punter to me.- D'ya think someone's tipped them off?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Well, if they have, it's about time.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00What, d'ya think one of the regulars would have stuck their neck out?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03There's no shortage of busybodies round here.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Probably Carmel, she was only in here yesterday.- You think?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Yeah. I do. And d'ya know what?
0:04:09 > 0:04:13If she has, I'd shake her by the hand and give her a drink on the house.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Linda, snitches get what's coming to them.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19What makes you the expert?
0:04:19 > 0:04:23I just pray...that nobody finds out about this.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25For all our sakes.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31I mainly have anniversary and birthday cards, you know...
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Well, I've got this, "Congrats, you've passed your exams"?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37It's a bit late for that... I'll just take this one.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Yeah...and...
0:04:40 > 0:04:41..what about...
0:04:41 > 0:04:44..deepest sympathy? Have you got any of those knocking about?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Oh, no. Has something happened?
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Not yet.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Well, I must get some commemoration cards, y'know.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53It's pretty sensible, Kim, living round here.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- You never know what's going to happen.- Yeah...
0:04:57 > 0:04:59No, no, no,...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Yes, listen, at Coker & Sons
0:05:02 > 0:05:05we offer a platinum service to all our customers,
0:05:05 > 0:05:06absolutely...
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Penny for your thoughts...
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Doubt they're worth that much.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Well, you can't be thinking about me, then, can you?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34SHE CHUCKLES
0:05:34 > 0:05:35It's this terrible smell.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I just cannot seem to shift it.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Know what I mean?- Spiced rum and coke, and a pint for my mate...
0:05:41 > 0:05:42When you're ready, Grandad.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44And stick it on a tab, yeah?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Can I get you a refill?
0:05:52 > 0:05:53No, ta.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Oh, to be young
0:06:00 > 0:06:03and rich enough to spend 90 quid on a gram of rat poison, eh?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05It's a good job you never.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Can't even handle your beer... - Why are you so chipper today?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Actually...
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Any chance of a bite to eat?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15We're not doing food.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Oh, some pork scratchings will have to do, then. And my usual.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Don't forget the water this time, please.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Sorry, um, you were going to say something, baby...
0:06:31 > 0:06:33It can wait...
0:06:35 > 0:06:37HE SIGHS
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Sorry about this, mate.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57All right? Nice...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59You could have got the drinks in, couldn't ya.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Sorry. Pearl, do you need to go to the toilet?
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- Everything OK?- Yeah, just...
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Give me two minutes.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yeah. Come on, now...
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Potty training... - I want Daddy...
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Yeah, Daddy's going to come, yeah... Just come on... Let's go this way...
0:07:17 > 0:07:20That's my niece for ya... Can I get two teas, then, please, Kathy?
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Yeah, coming up...
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Now, what are you doin' interfering with a dead body? That's someone's grandad in there!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52It's not what it looks like... Get out of my way.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55You ain't leaving here till I get an explanation.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Aidan.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04If he finds I ain't buried that, I'll be in the ground with it.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I don't want Aidan anywhere near this place.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Do you hear me? - Understood...
0:08:09 > 0:08:10What is it?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Aidan ain't a man you want to mess with, you know?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Don't you think I know that?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29So you tell him the job's done, you steer clear from him
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- and I'll sort it out for ya. - And why would you do that?
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Do you want my help or not?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Y'know, I like this seat.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43You should consider putting up a reserved sign here.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45You don't intimidate me.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I'll have to try harder, then, won't I?
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Where are you going?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10You all right? Something seem a bit off to you?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I dunno what you mean...
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- POLICE!- STAY WHERE YOU ARE!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18SIT DOWN, HANDS ON THE BAR.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Who's the guv'nor here?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26DI Ross, CID.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28We've got a warrant to search the premises.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Could've given me the heads up, mate.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34I'm arresting you on suspicion of supplying cocaine, a class A drug.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37You do not have to say anything, but if you do not mention,
0:09:37 > 0:09:40when questioned, something which you later rely on in court...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Anything you do say, may be given in evidence.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Do you understand?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- I understand. - I want this lot searched.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50And use the toilets.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Take them outside...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57SIRENS WAIL
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Wasn't too bad... Sit down over there, please...
0:10:05 > 0:10:08'Ere, there's something going on over at the Vic.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12"Oh, is there, Kathy? That's nice."
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Where's Denise? - Dunno, she just left...
0:10:17 > 0:10:22Get off me... Don't touch me... Don't touch me... Get off...
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Aidan's going to want answers.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28It's no less then he deserves.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31L, please tell me it wasn't you.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34He was holding our child, Mick. In our own home.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35What was I supposed to do?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Anyway, it's over now, that's all that matters, innit?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43We're taking them down the station.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45May have to come back and take a statement off you later.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- And that's it?- That's it.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I'll be seeing you. Right?!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57SIRENS WAIL
0:11:03 > 0:11:06DOOR RATTLES
0:11:06 > 0:11:10Dee? Dee, come on, man, it's cold out here, y'know!
0:11:11 > 0:11:15"I'm sorry we're not sisters, but I still love ya."
0:11:15 > 0:11:19You-You really, you think that was the best way telling me, do ya?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Listen, look, you've got the wrong end of the stick.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Look, two cards for two different outcomes...
0:11:27 > 0:11:28I just found the letter today, man.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Look, I haven't even had a chance to open it, look...
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Come on, man...
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Can you please let us in?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Your niece is out here...
0:11:45 > 0:11:46BANGS DOOR
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Oh, hello, Pearl.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Go and look what's in there.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- You...- Me?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00You've-You've got a real knack for, like...
0:12:00 > 0:12:03..overcomplicating things, d'ya know that?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Well, I would say it's a family trait, but you know what,
0:12:05 > 0:12:07I don't want to jinx it.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Listen, whatever happens, yeah...
0:12:11 > 0:12:13..we can just get drunk.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- You know what?- What?- I'd rather not, actually...
0:12:17 > 0:12:19What are you saying?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21I'm saying...
0:12:22 > 0:12:25..that whatever's in that letter...
0:12:25 > 0:12:26I don't want to know.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27OK?
0:12:37 > 0:12:38So, you said sorry yet?
0:12:41 > 0:12:42To Lou.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45She don't deserve to get mugged off. Y'know her mum's in the nut house?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Have a bit of sensitivity, yeah? - What you talking about?
0:12:48 > 0:12:49I'm just trying to help you out.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52This whole dating thing can be quite confusing for us girls.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Like, I thought I was dating Craig Young in the year above,
0:12:55 > 0:12:58but turns out I was just holding his coat while he necked on with Vicky Edkinson.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01So, lesson learned - don't hold the coat.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Look, I know that you're trying to pull off this whole
0:13:03 > 0:13:05silent, sexy thing but it just ain't fair on Lou.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- So if you do like her, then... - I don't.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Brutal. I like it.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12It will probably make it easier, to be fair.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Y'know, when you tell her. She'll hate you,
0:13:14 > 0:13:17but that just means she'll probably get over you quicker.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Cruel to be kind.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21You really love the sound of your own voice, don't ya?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24It's 2018, mistreating women... we don't stand for it no more.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26All right?!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29So you either man up and apologise, or face the consequences.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35So, how long ago did we take that test?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Ages, right?
0:13:41 > 0:13:45- So?- So, has anything changed between us?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Well, you're getting more uptight.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50And you're getting more on my wick.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Sounds like sisters to me.
0:13:52 > 0:13:58I don't need some silly bit of paper to convince ME that we're related.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03OK.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04OK.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07So...
0:14:07 > 0:14:11..I vote that we put this away and pretend that we never even saw it.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Sure.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Right, I'll get the champagne flutes, then.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22There's no point that stuff going to waste, is there?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Munter over here said he ain't interested.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32I think he's playing you, Lou. Hashtag TheMunterGames.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I really don't know what you're talking about.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Are you going to stand for this?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Stand for what? And why are you filming me?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Right, so you DO like her, then?
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Or are you just toying around with her
0:14:40 > 0:14:43like some little Christian Grey with your little school tie?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45If he asks you to go to his red room, don't go.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50What, are you calling her a minger now?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Cos she's got self-confidence issues, ain't that right, Lou?
0:14:53 > 0:14:54I'll give YOU an issue in a minute.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57She was burnt in a fire and now you're giving her grief, like,
0:14:57 > 0:14:58"Oh, I ain't interested,"
0:14:58 > 0:15:00like she's some sort of Freddy Kruger or summit?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Tiff, that's enough!- What, I'm just helping clear the air!
0:15:03 > 0:15:04There's nothing to clear!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15You want to become a YouTube star,
0:15:15 > 0:15:17go sleep with a footballer or something.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19But you leave ME out of it.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26- Result!- Really? Cos that was the worst matchmaking I've ever seen.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29People love a, y'know, "will they or won't they"...
0:15:29 > 0:15:30She said not to post anything.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33And mentioning about the fire, that was out of order.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Yeah, I told yer, I'll change the names.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50I tried calling you earlier.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54I dropped my phone down the toilet last night, didn't I?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57They say a bag of rice is good for that.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00That favour.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02All dead and buried?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Yeah, it's gone.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07You'd better hope it is. Did you look?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09In the box?
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Course not...
0:16:12 > 0:16:14You're a rubbish liar, kid.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Nothing gets past me.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18You'd do well to remember that.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30So what do we do now, plan W?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Not really a time for jokes, Mother.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I'm not joking. We said no police.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- He don't even know it was us. - Well, does it matter?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Cos he's going to think it is, now, thanks to you.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Oh, you knew and all, did you?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Well, I'm sorry I couldn't stop this ball rolling.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45So I was the only one who didn't know this gaff
0:16:45 > 0:16:46was going to get raided.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49He's going to know it was someone in here that grassed.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Yeah? And so what? Right, because someone had to.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53After everything we've been through...
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- Do you think he'll care about that? - I'm protecting us!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- You should try the same. - Protecting us? Give me a break.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Pipe down! Pipe down, will ya, you're doing me swede in.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- But, Mick... - Just shut up a minute! Just...
0:17:02 > 0:17:04All right? Just shut up.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Here's what we're going to do.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09He's going to know it was one of us.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12I know you meant well.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14But we've got ourselves in a bit of a situation.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16We've got to think about the consequences.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- So I'm going to wear it. - Mick, you can't...- No.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21No. This is my mess.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26PHONE BEEPS
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Oh! Carmel.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Vic's been raided.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Great.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40SHE SIGHS Kim...
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I still don't get why she lied.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Whether it's for our entire childhood, or just that day,
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Mum lied to us.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Well, who knows what goes on inside that woman's head?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Why are you even defending her?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Don't you think what she did was cruel?- Of course I do.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00But like I said before,
0:18:00 > 0:18:06why let our entire relationship be dictated by a bit of paper?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11SHE CHUCKLES
0:18:11 > 0:18:14You, you know that this is what she'd have wanted, right?
0:18:14 > 0:18:15For us to just turn on each other.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- But why?! - Because she's jealous, Kim!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Because she's jealous of how close we are.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Now, whether it's true or not,
0:18:24 > 0:18:27by opening that, we just play right into her little game.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30And I ain't doing that again.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Not this time.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34But you might have a whole different family out there.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Doesn't that bother you?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42You are my family, Kim.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46You, and Pearl, and Patrick...
0:18:46 > 0:18:49..and Chelsea and Libby, when they feel like dropping in.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51And we might not be all conventional,
0:18:51 > 0:18:54and all related by blood...
0:18:54 > 0:18:56..but we're there for each other, you know?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58When we need to be.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59And when it comes down to it,
0:18:59 > 0:19:01that is all that matters.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08She was always jealous, wasn't she?
0:19:10 > 0:19:11You know what?
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Let's destroy this.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Yeah.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19You tell him it was you,
0:19:19 > 0:19:21and he'll kill ya.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Maybe I can appeal to his better nature.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Ah, whiskey and a drop of water Michael, if you please.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I'd come to the bar, except my leg is giving me gyp.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34You don't have to do this, Mick, tell him it was me...
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Oh, leave off, you're having a bubble, ain't ya?
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Ah, perfect.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49And while you're here, how about an explanation?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Sit down.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00A phone call to the police from inside these four walls, Michael.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05The whole day,
0:20:05 > 0:20:06it was a bit of a mess.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10We're going to make it work, you know?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12We're going to make it work for everybody.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Give me a name.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Me.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20I rang the old bill.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Outside. Now.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25He's lying.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27It was me that called the old bill.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Mother, what are you doing?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Confessing my sins, like the good catholic I am.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- HE CHUCKLES MIRTHLESSLY - Oh, I'm Spartacus!
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Enough of these games. - You know the boy can't take you on.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38- Oh, and you can?- Yeah.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40HE LAUGHS
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Come on...
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Officer Kathleen Montrose.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45That was her name.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47The woman I spoke to on the phone last night.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50She didn't sound more than 30, and she weren't from round here,
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- she was northern... - Linda!- No, Mick.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53It was me.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55All right? And I'd do it again.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Every time you show your face in here,
0:20:56 > 0:20:58I'll be straight on that phone, do you hear me?
0:20:58 > 0:21:01You can't do this, right, you can't terrorise us in our own home.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Knew I'd use this for something other than
0:21:08 > 0:21:10shredding my bank statements.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11That's organised of you.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Oh, no, I don't read them. Don't open them.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Just shred them...
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Yeah. How foolish of me. Right.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Right...you ready?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- Yeah.- Yeah. OK.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Oh, hold on a minute.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29GLOOMY TECHNO LOOP
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Thought I'd play this to just lighten the mood. Can we...
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Can we just, sort of... just get on with it, shall we?
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Switch it off?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38MUSIC STOPS OK.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47MACHINE WHIRS Sorry...
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Sorry, sorry....
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Spasm... My arm...
0:21:55 > 0:21:57SHE SIGHS
0:21:57 > 0:21:58KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Do you know, my heart can't take this!
0:22:10 > 0:22:11- Oh!- Hiya!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Funny, we were just talking about you earlier.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Mm! I thought my ears were burning.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Yeah. - All good things, I hope.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Yes! Yes! Absolutely.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- Absolutely. Ain't that right, Kim?- Ah, Kim.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Yeah...
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Look, er...
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Kim found the DNA results.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40The ones that...say whether or not we're really sisters.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43I see. And?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46And...we've decided not to open them.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49And as I've explained to my sister, earlier...
0:22:50 > 0:22:51..we're still family!
0:22:52 > 0:22:53All of us.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Damn right, too.- Yeah! HE CHUCKLES
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Kim?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09You didn't!
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Well?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Just tell me!
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Oh.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Oh, so...
0:23:30 > 0:23:32OK.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Right.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Well, it's like we said, you know, innit?
0:23:45 > 0:23:46We're still sisters.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52SHE STARTS TO GIGGLE
0:23:54 > 0:23:55I was kidding.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56We're sisters!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58You what?!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Look, I just wanted to see how much you cared.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Kim!
0:24:02 > 0:24:03- Look!- Oh!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05GIGGLING
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Oh, you...! Come here!
0:24:07 > 0:24:08Hold on, hold on...
0:24:08 > 0:24:09MUSIC STARTS AGAIN
0:24:09 > 0:24:10CHEERING AND LAUGHING
0:24:17 > 0:24:18I never doubted it for a minute.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Behind every great man, eh?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Well, now you know what it's like when you let your dog off the lead.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28What did you say?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31I bet that pretty face of yours has got you out of trouble in the past.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Shame to see it messed up.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35You don't talk to her like that.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Oh!
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Backbone, eh?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39You heard what she said.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41This is our home.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42You ain't welcome.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45You owe me.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47We owe you sweet FA.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48This is business.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50This ain't business.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52This is about you filling in your time
0:24:52 > 0:24:55cos you ain't got nothing better to do, or anyone to do it with.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58So the next time one of your boys comes in here,
0:24:58 > 0:25:00I will personally iron him out.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Do you hear me?
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Loud and clear, son.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07If you've got anything else to add?
0:25:09 > 0:25:10No.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12I think I'll leave that to the missus. L?
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Get out of my pub.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Oh, what a shame.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25And there I was thinking there was some hope for you.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30But...you lie to me.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33You steal from me.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Now you grass on me.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39I call that three strikes.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Now, I'll let you think about this.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Next week, your time is up.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47But when I return,
0:25:47 > 0:25:50I want a drink on that counter with every bit of money you owe me.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54And a very public apology.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Over my dead body.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01That may well be the case, Michael.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Every penny.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Or you are a dead man.