0:00:47 > 0:00:48Um...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Oi!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52You going to move this van or what?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- I'm going to get some breakfast, darling, you want some?- Please...!
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Mmm, Mummy looks good!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Broke it, set it, broke it, set it...
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Just leave me alone.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:01:22 > 0:01:24It's only a trial!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26You ain't going without a bit of bacon.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28She's proud of you. We all are.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- I thought you had school?- Oi!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Mum, Phil's going to flip if I'm late.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Keanu! It's a bit of bacon!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37HE SIGHS
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Here you go, Patrick.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Same again, please, love.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Slip us an extra rasher?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Hey, man, you got no chance at all.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Yeah, but I'm a growing boy, ain't I? This young lady can see that.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51You're sure about that?
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Since when did we do extra rashers?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh, it's to shut him up.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Ian!- Kia Ora.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Mick?- Yeah, all right, babe.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I was going to do you a nice bit of breakfast.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Mick?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- You're chucking our money away! - He shoved petrol through our door!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- He's not coming back.- And if he does, the alarm will go off.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- You're scared. I get it. - I'm just being sensible.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39No, it got a bit lairy. You're jumping at shadows...
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Don't make this a joke. - I'm not laughing!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44I'm just saying he's not coming back. Trust me, baby. Yeah?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51You break anything, and you pay for it.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Yeah, well, when I was doing my apprenticeship...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56No birds, no dramas.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Yeah, yeah, sweet.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59And don't wear your breakfast.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01- Sorry... - CAR HORN HONKS
0:03:01 > 0:03:03First customer.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Keanu?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19If today ain't my day, it will never be.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23You got buff, son! Come and give me some love.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Come on.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- All right, see you, Marie. Thanks. - See you later.- Cheers.- See ya.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29- Thanks, Mum. - What is that on your face?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32You gone all hipster on me or something?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34No, I just thought I'd try something new.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Well, don't try it for too long.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- So, don't you want to go to sleep? - Flat bed.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42All the way from New Zealand?
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Yeah, I mean, obviously,
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- you wouldn't splash out if you're paying for two...- How's Peter?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Yeah, he's doing a lot better. I read this article on the way out...
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Yeah, and what about Simon? Did you see Simon?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55They give you this magazine, you know, when you fly business.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- It was all about the key to success. - Just a minute, love.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00The past is in the past and it must stay in the past.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03The future is for the making and today is the day to make it.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Right.- Oh! And I'll tell you the other thing about New Zealand...
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- All right...- Yeah, I should go and serve, I think...
0:04:09 > 0:04:11It is full of 50-somethings who retired too early,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14and thought they should travel didn't know where they should go
0:04:14 > 0:04:17so they end up where you can drive on the left and it looks like Wales.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Is it?- Yeah, and I'm not going to end up like that.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21That's where they shot the Hobbit. I am no-one's Hobbit.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I'm going back to where I'm best.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Well, I thought the past was the past, you know,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- and it was yesterday... - Rebuilding the Beale empire.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30All right, I've even learnt a Haka.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33OK, if I do it every morning, it gives you focus and determination.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37I'm like a glacier. And I mean you should see their glaciers over there.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I mean, nothing is going to stand in my way.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42You'll have to show me this magazine.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Tomorrow is today and today starts with the chippy.- No!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- I've had a flat bed. I'm not tired. - Ain't no-one here serving?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- "Rudeness is a short cut for fools." - I ain't ordered a lecture.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52I ain't ordered anything yet.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Well, the manager will be with you... - I'm the owner.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57..when she's had her morning motivation.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Actually, I need to go and see a supplier,
0:05:00 > 0:05:03so maybe tomorrow can start in here?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I knew you couldn't cope without me.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Do you know, some days,
0:05:08 > 0:05:11I can hardly put the kettle on.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Right, young sir, what can I get ya?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19HE HUMS TO HIMSELF
0:05:22 > 0:05:24You're a horse!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I was working out a move.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Pat'n'Ted.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32"Patented".
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Do I look like a horse?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39You should put a bet on.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40When is it running?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Tomorrow.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Is this whole paper just...
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Ted...
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Check.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- What's 6:1?- Six to one. It means it's rubbish.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Means it's a good return.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00HE CHUCKLES
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Are you playing?
0:06:03 > 0:06:08You want to bet on things where you can control the outcome.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Like chess?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Check...mate.
0:06:16 > 0:06:1850 quid.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Next game.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24You should be saving for Australia!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I never said I was the one playing.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Is there a problem?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Boy knows his stuff, like watching a surgeon go to work.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Think it could be a leaking slave cylinder.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44He'll have it done for you this afternoon.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Well, I'll wait.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Listen, you can tell Aidan Maguire this place is off limits...
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- What now?- He, um... He ain't from Aidan.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I know him.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Lot of tension around here, eh, son?
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Ian loves a samosa! - Well, just give him a couple of days
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- to find his feet. - Everyone loves a samosa.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Well, they will do, if I ever get to work.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20He, er... He doesn't know.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23He wasn't even happy with me giving you the job.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25You lied to him?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28No, I was just a bit economical with the truth, that's all.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Yeah, well, I won't have him ruin my business.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33His business.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34I'm not scared of your son.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37No, neither am I.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Yeah, well, he won't even notice I'm there.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47If you want a reduced price, you can have yesterday's.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Nah, he don't like tomato with his cheese.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- "Unadventurous people..." - Give us a bun instead.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56It's his first day with Phil.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh, good luck to him.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Oh! You're back!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, Kim. As sharp as ever.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03He's been in bed all the way.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04No, not in bed. Had a bed.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07And Kathy's got you working already? Respect to the woman.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Gone to see a supplier.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12And respect to the samosas!
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Have you been to the chippy and tasted 'em? Full of flavours.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Very flavoursome.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Yeah, I went to the towers looking for you all,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22but some geezer said your mum had moved around here.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Yeah, they moved on again since.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- What, and you stayed?- Yeah.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30On your own?
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Yeah, on my own.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Couldn't believe it when I saw the towers all boarded up.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38I thought, "How am I going to find my princess now?" You know?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40If she wanted you to find her, she would've...
0:08:40 > 0:08:43And then, my clutch went, I find the nearest garage and boom!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46I mean, come on, this is what you call fate.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48TOOLS CLATTER
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Look, I'll, er...
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- I'll nip off until you've finished, yeah?- Yeah, she's gone.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00So, there's no point you sniffing.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03All right, son. That's cool.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Give us a call when you're done.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I've only been playing a few months!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19It's like taking sweets from a baby!
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Remember your openings.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25You know, man, I've got a new woman, you know?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Only me!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Brought the worker a sticky bun.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Mum...- I would've brought it earlier,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50but I got caught by a stubborn stain.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Yeah, you need to go, all right.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56So, how's the morning been?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Mum, Phil don't like people coming here.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Yeah, maybe I got a car that needs servicing.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02And maybe you can't drive.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Look at you, in charge of a garage.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I ain't in charge, Mum. If Phil comes back he's not...
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Oh, come on. I've just bought my son a treat for his lunch!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14No, he'll be back soon. And when he comes back, he's not going to...
0:10:14 > 0:10:16All right, stop keeping me from my dryers.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20DOOR SLAMS
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Mick? Over, is it?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Funny.- Jumping at shadows, am I?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32More abrupt.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34No, my son's not abrupt.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36"What are you selling foreign food in here for?"
0:10:36 > 0:10:38"What you selling foreign food in here for?"
0:10:38 > 0:10:40No, you come round here and be me.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I thought this was just you showing me
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- how we were going to persuade him? - Come here. Come on.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- SHE GROANS - OK, this is how it goes.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51"We sell chips, Masood. And fish.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53"Fish and chips.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54"Sausage and chips.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55"Pie and chips.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56"This is a chip shop."
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Yeah, well, you still haven't come up with a single reason
0:10:59 > 0:11:01why he's not going to kill the pair of us.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02"Is this called Masood's Plaice?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04"No. It is called Beale's Plaice.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06"Because it is mine.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09"The Plaice of the Beales.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13"I do not go away on holiday to come back to find my chip shop,
0:11:13 > 0:11:16"my shop of chips, my lovely shop of British chips
0:11:16 > 0:11:20"my British chip shop of British chips
0:11:20 > 0:11:22"with British salt
0:11:22 > 0:11:23"and British vinegar to find..."
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Samosas?
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- She found me on the internet, you know?- Just stop talking, yeah?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Yeah, man. Me and her, back in them days...
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Think it through.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Now, what you want to go to Australia for, then?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58No! Bernie!
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Oi!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Started as a mistake. - What, the impression or the samosa?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Oh, no, the impression was on purpose.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12So, how can a samosa be a mistake?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- Just hear him out. - Whose side are you on?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16She's been persuading me
0:12:16 > 0:12:18that you're not a pig-headed, obstinate little...
0:12:18 > 0:12:19No, I never said "pig-headed".
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Right, so, this samosa, it just dropped itself in the fryer, did it?
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- Actually, people love them. - People love chips.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- Chips and a samosa.- Yeah, which they go to the curry house for.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Only round here they can't... - Don't go there.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Because the curry house is shut, because the owner was so incompetent.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Yeah, you went there... - Look, Masood asked me and...
0:12:36 > 0:12:37What? And you went behind me back.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Well, you were busy off being a glacier!
0:12:40 > 0:12:41We sell chips, Masood.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43And fish.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Fish and chips.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Sausage and...? - Sausage and chips, yeah.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- I thought you was all about adventure now?- Right, pie and chips.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- In a world that didn't look like Wales?- It's a chip shop.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Just look at the books, Ian! - Yeah, I will look at the books.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55I'm going to look at about how much I'm paying you.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I could've started this again on the market.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yeah, right my business, my decisions.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Ian, you're just jet-lagged. - I am not jet-lagged!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Kept all the profits to myself...
0:13:03 > 0:13:05You keep going on about these profits, what profits?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Sorry, love. We're closed.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Oh, hello again.- Hey.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Could I have a couple of samosas, please?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Oh, a couple of samosas, sir?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Yeah, yeah.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Actually, make it four.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Four samosas.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Yes, please.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Four profitable samosas.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Well, get cooking then!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29I'm sorry, we're actually a chip shop.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I don't pay you to stand around, Masood.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Get cooking.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I never made you lose your money.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00No-one has lost anything.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02That's your Australia fund.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- You can beat him. - Oh, yeah, course I can.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10I believe in you.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16You just care about your 50 quid.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- I told ya, Phil don't like... - Hey...
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I just brought you some lunch, kid.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- So, how's it going? We winning? - We're getting there.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Getting there? You're charging me by the hour, boy.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45You'd know all about that, wouldn't you, Mitch?
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Look, I got this new job, yeah?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48They're putting some flats up by the docks.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I could ask around, see if they need any labourers, or whatever?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53I've got a job.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Qualifications as well, actually.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56That's good.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57That's well good.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01I'm well in with these guys, you know? Learning fast.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04I'll be a property developer soon just get a couple of houses.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I just gotta get the finance behind me, you know?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Yeah, well, we've not got the money, Mitch, all right?- Look, son.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11I'm glad you're doing well for yourself.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I always said you should get a trade.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17You're done.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Could you check this tyre for me?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21It's a bit bald and it's an easy pull, please?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24So any girlfriends?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Girlfriend, eh? You ever see Kandice, eh?
0:15:29 > 0:15:30How's your brother?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- Brothers.- Ah, right, yeah.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Yeah, yeah. And your sister?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Bernie's fine.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39I was talking about Chantelle?
0:15:41 > 0:15:42She's moved out.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Has Mum got a fella?
0:15:44 > 0:15:49- Hey, listen, you go anywhere near my mum...- Hey, be nice, man.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50I still love her.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Yeah, well, she hates your guts.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- You can't stop me from finding her, son.- Watch me.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35HE LAUGHS Ain't you sacked yet?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Nah.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Yeah, well, Mum wants to know what time you finish
0:16:39 > 0:16:42cos she wants to get some chicken and celebrate.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44- Come on, then. Show us your new toys. - You need to go.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Have you got a grinder in there? - You can't, Phil's in a bad mood.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49All right. Chill out. Mum sent me.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53HE SIGHS
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Ah... Your...
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Your phone was ringing and...
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Samosa?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Check.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Checkmate.
0:18:56 > 0:18:5850 quid, yeah?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I told Chaconia I'd be online.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Chaconia? What sort of a name's that?
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Double or quits?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Few more miles for your Australia fund.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I said I believed in you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17SHE CHUCKLES
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Had a good teacher, didn't ya?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22THEY CHUCKLE
0:19:26 > 0:19:29I don't want to see you again, Mitch.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34You can't escape fate, son.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Say hello to Mum, yeah?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Did he pay his bill?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Mitch! Mitch!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08ALARM BEEPS
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Must have been Lady Di.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10BARKING
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Lady Di!
0:20:12 > 0:20:13It's not her fault!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Turn that thing off!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Tomorrow starts today.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I think you spelt my name wrong.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29The past is in the past.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31There's no B in Masood.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Do you know how I start my day?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35The night before, obviously.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36With the Haka.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Oh, cultural appropriation.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Have you ever flown in a flat bed?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45I really missed this, you know.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Running a business with you again.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- It was better with Jane. - Was better with Zainab.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Yeah, but Masala Queen was good.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- But this, this is going to be just...- Right, Masood,
0:20:56 > 0:20:58I don't know what my mum has led you to expect...
0:20:58 > 0:21:00I told her, he might be pig-headed and obstinate,
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- but once he hears the till... - You work for me.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04When I just made chips for you, I worked for you.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07OK, you finessed this idea whilst you were an employee of Beale's.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Yeah, but you don't own my head! - No, I think you'll find that I own
0:21:10 > 0:21:12the intellectual property rights to all of the samosa business.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14I agreed a 50% stake with your mum!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Cooking is in your job description. - I don't have a job description!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- All right, so you'll continue to be paid...- On minimum wage?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22No, at the rate you are currently being paid.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25While you fly around the world in flat beds?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27I could discipline you for cooking off-menu items.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Customer.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35ALARM STOPS
0:21:35 > 0:21:37SHE SIGHS
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Well, at least we know it works.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Last week, I thought...
0:21:46 > 0:21:49I just thought I'm still here.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50He's gone.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52It's over.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00You're not the only one who's jumping at shadows.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02But, like you said, there's no-one there.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04No. We get scared, we talk.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07We remind each other that it's over.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10It's not though, is it?
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Tell him.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18You have got two minutes to get back in there.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- He's trying to steal my business! - Your business?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- What have you done?- Yeah. Kathy and I were trying to diversify...
0:22:23 > 0:22:25She didn't have the authority to make the decision.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Oh, and who did, then? The man in the flat bed doing the Haka?
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Thank you.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Are you two...?
0:22:31 > 0:22:32- BOTH:- No!
0:22:32 > 0:22:35I told you.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Cultural appropriation.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- If you accuse me of...- Stealing. - No! It's a chip shop!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Where do you think fish and chips come from?- Have I missed something?
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Portuguese Jews. - No, they're English.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- They're as English as hot dogs! - German!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- All right, Kebabs! No, not kebabs...- Turkish!
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Ian, you need to calm down. - Yeah, do as Mummy says, Ian.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53He wants a share of our business!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- Which he has been expanding. - Yeah, exactly.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Which I have paid into!
0:22:56 > 0:22:59I took the risks not that either of you two are bothered about it...
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Masood...- Right, that's it. - No, Masood...- OK, I quit!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04No, you can't quit.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05You are fired.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09This is about you missing Jane, isn't it, Ian?
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Jane's moved on. So have I.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Ian, I think we should all just calm down.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15She was always too good for you. You may end up being rich, Ian.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17But you will always be alone.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24And samosas, they are my intellectual property.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Hardly a horse's head on our pillow, is it?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Could be a shooter!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Well, didn't go off when you put it in there.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Or drugs?
0:23:38 > 0:23:39A set-up?
0:23:39 > 0:23:43One of his little games, a message.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Look, if it is from him, if it is some sort of message...
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Yeah, then we deal with it. - Together.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Who frames a message?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Ain't he heard of a text?
0:24:04 > 0:24:07What? What?
0:24:07 > 0:24:08Mick?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19- SHE LAUGHS - I love it!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21I forgot I ordered it.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24I love you, Linda Carter.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Well, you are going to have to love me later.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Because we've got a pub to run.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I thought he was going to sack me an' all.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40From your own cafe?
0:24:40 > 0:24:44And he didn't sack me. I quit.
0:24:44 > 0:24:49Yeah, well, it was fun, wasn't it? While it lasted?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51It had its moments.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Actually I wanted to ask...
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Yeah?
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- Only I left the samosas in the shop and...- Of course.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Course.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16You know they're from Iceland?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19I'm not in the mood, I've just got off a flight.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23You should try a flat bed.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25You, um... You got any samosas?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27We've got chips.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I said two minutes.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32- Mel!- Ian!
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Do you know this plank, Mum?
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- I thought you were just passing? - I'm reopening the club.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- What R&R?- E20.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Do us two small cod and chips, please.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Yeah, my pleasure.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Extra chips. HE CHUCKLES
0:25:56 > 0:25:58THEY LAUGH
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- I've got a job, you've got a job... - I used to have a job.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- You used to have a job. - Here, what are you smiling about?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07- Nothing.- She's after that last bit of chicken.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09This year's turning out to be proper cushty.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11DOORBELL BUZZES
0:26:11 > 0:26:1310p says Jehovah's Witnesses.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Any of you fancy finding Jesus?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- INSISTENT BUZZING - You know, they'll get bored.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Oi, Keegan! Your brother's eating.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21I'm eating.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25Ask 'em why dinosaurs ain't in the Bible.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27SHE CACKLES
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Here, I'll go.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33BUZZING CONTINUES
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Hey.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- I thought you did a runner? - Yeah, totally sorry, son.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45I totally forgot, mate. Look, there you go.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47£250. It's all there.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52You...you followed me home, didn't ya?
0:26:52 > 0:26:55It's a big house for just one person?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- Yeah, it's flats!- Oh, really?
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Karen! - Get back in your van and go!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Keegan! Karen!- I'm not going to tell you, Mitch!- Karen!!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Keanu!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Nice.- Yeah.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Eh, you ain't changed a bit, girl.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17What's he doing here? Unless he was recruited by Jesus?
0:27:17 > 0:27:20- Don't ask me.- He was just going. - You knew he was about, didn't ya?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23- Keegan, get back inside. - Wow, you've grown, boy.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25- You're not going to do this again. - Keanu.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Ain't you going to give your old man a hug?