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0:00:32 > 0:00:35- WHISPERING:- I'll give you a call later, yeah?- Yes. Now, off you go.

0:00:35 > 0:00:39- Can I have a kiss before I go? - No, just...just go!

0:00:39 > 0:00:40No, just...

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Unbelievable.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Keanu, let me explain.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48You lied to me, Mum.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51DOOR SLAMS

0:00:51 > 0:00:52How did I know this would happen?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Because it was meant to happen.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Like we were meant to happen.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Everything happens for a reason, baby.- No, you've got to go.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00No.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02No. This is the universe telling us that

0:01:02 > 0:01:04we shouldn't be doing it like this.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05We're not kids.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Right, breakfast! Where do you keep your eggs?

0:01:17 > 0:01:18You all right?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Yes, thanks.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23It's opening night soon, yeah? How's Hunter?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Yeah, settling in.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Good. Good, I'll leave you to it, then.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Cheers.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Oh, and let me know if you change your mind.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38About what?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Backing off.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52Oh, the builders are coming in next week to take that wall down.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Did you get that?

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Ian...- Hmm?

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Can you explain to me how taking Mel Owen out last night

0:02:02 > 0:02:05fits in with all this "dispensing of the past" nonsense?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Oh, it's not nonsense.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Well, the proof's in the pudding, isn't it?

0:02:09 > 0:02:12I mean, everything I've been through these last couple of years,

0:02:12 > 0:02:14I should be depressed, self-sabotaging, suicidal,

0:02:14 > 0:02:16but I'm not.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18My eyes are focused firmly forward.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21The past is behind me. It's all about the now.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23And you said this to Mel last night, did you?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Well, she's not come back here by accident.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Something's drawn her here. - Oh, yeah? What's that, then?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32I'm going to marry her.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Again?- Yeah, properly this time.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35But you're still married to Jane!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Legally, yes,

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- but in every other respect, no. - Is Mel aware of this?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Not yet.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45But when I've made my mind up about something,

0:02:45 > 0:02:48I mean, harnessing the power of now, once I've made my mind up,

0:02:48 > 0:02:50I make it happen.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oh, Ian...

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Dump that anxiety, Mum, won't do you any good.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57SHE SIGHS

0:02:57 > 0:03:01So how was your date with Mr Chips?

0:03:01 > 0:03:02How many more times? It wasn't a date.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Oh, look what you've done now - you've summoned him.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09What is it? Picture message?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Shouldn't you be at school?

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Who's that?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Oh, nobody.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- No sign of wedding bells again, then?- In his dreams.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24He's still the same little immature weasel he was when I first met him.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28I still can't believe that you were married to him.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Maybe you should give it another go and see if...

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Licensing bloke's here.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Mum, think of all the free fish and chips.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36School, now!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Billy...- Yeah?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44..which one's Ronnie again?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47That one.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Why'd you ask?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Just curious.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Listen...

0:03:51 > 0:03:54..would you take that over to Jack Branning?

0:03:54 > 0:03:57It's probably not important, but you never know.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59- All right.- Cheers.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Listen, we need to talk about Masood and the chippie, OK?

0:04:15 > 0:04:17So will you pop in later?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Are you all right?- Yeah.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Every setback is the foothold for your next endeavour.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Right. - KNOCK AT DOOR

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Oh, thanks.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Oh.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh, yeah. What have you been buying yourself?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37You'll see...

0:04:37 > 0:04:39..later.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Hey.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- What are you doing here?- I'm making you breakfast.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Where's Mum?- Ah, she's sorting out your big brother.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57You ever tasted my French toast, hm?

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Hm?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03What's the matter, son? You don't seem happy to see me.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Did you stay here last night?- Keanu, please.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06What if I promise he won't be here tonight?

0:05:06 > 0:05:09What, like you promised he wouldn't be here last night, you mean?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Where you going, son? I'm making us breakfast.- I am NOT your son.- Mum!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oh, for God's sake.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21There's a tide, son, sweeping us along.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Catch a wave, you're king of the world.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25DOOR CLOSES

0:05:30 > 0:05:32But that brother of yours...

0:05:34 > 0:05:36..sadly...

0:05:36 > 0:05:38So...

0:05:38 > 0:05:40..which way you going to swim?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Are you with me or against me?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Hm?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46HE SIGHS

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Are we out of milk?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Hm? Oh, yeah, sorry, it's my fault.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I've just had an e-mail from Kush.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58He's not going to be back till next week at the earliest now.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Oh, dear. Why?- I don't know.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03I'm guessing that his brother's marriage is still

0:06:03 > 0:06:05firmly on the rocks.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07You are going to miss him.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09I'll live.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- While I've got you...- Hm?

0:06:12 > 0:06:16..why have you been researching flights to Trinidad?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Ah...- Is this what your windfall's going on?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21I thought we were going to get a new three piece suite?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24- You mean you did.- Oh, come on, it's like you go every year...- So?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26So, it's just...

0:06:26 > 0:06:30It... I don't know. It feels like a little bit...

0:06:30 > 0:06:31- ..selfish.- Pardon?

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Well, it's your money.- Oh, there's no need for that.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38Look, a trip to Trinidad, that's going to last a fortnight.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Whereas a new three piece suite, that can last us a lifetime.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Oh, come on, there's nothing wrong at all with that.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh, right. You are joking.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Where are you going?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I'm going to get milk.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Unless that's not sensible enough for you.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- We'll talk about this when you get back, yeah?- Ah!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00DOOR CLOSES

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Mm, this is lovely.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03French toast is my signature dish, darling.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05His only dish, more like.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07He ain't answering.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Well, if he only knew what he were missing, eh?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Well, I'm going to have to pop round there, have a word.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14No, no, no, no. It's me he's got the problem with.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16It's only right I sort it out. Argh.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19There's no time like the present, is there?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21You ain't going to ruck with him, are you?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Ruck? When did Mitch Baker ever ruck?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26I'm too diplomatic, darling, you know that.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28That's my problem. But first, I've got to...

0:07:28 > 0:07:30..answer the call of nature.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Don't worry, I'll open the windows.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Oh.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Erm...

0:07:35 > 0:07:37..why isn't there a sofa in this flat?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Look, I know what you're both thinking.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45And, you know, it's not a permanent arrangement.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48I mean, it's not like he's moving in or anything, you know.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50So you've got nothing to worry about.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Who's worried? Especially if we're getting this for brekkie every day.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Keegan?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Seems all right.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Hey, that's a lot of scratchcards.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Any luck?- No.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Anybody ever tell you that gambling is the road to perdition?

0:08:14 > 0:08:15You won't tell Ted, will you?

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Are you OK?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20No, I just feel a bit of a fool, you know?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Like I can afford to waste ten quid on scratchcards.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Will Ted be coming down to the allotment later?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- I doubt it, love.- Why, what's the matter with him?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29He's just a bit off colour.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36If he's like you say he is, he'll be gone in a couple of days, won't he?

0:08:36 > 0:08:39And who's going to be the one clearing up the mess?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Has he ever hit you?

0:08:41 > 0:08:42No.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- What about your mum?- No.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Did he ever got drunk and smash the gaff up?

0:08:47 > 0:08:48No.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51So what are you moaning about, then?

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Hey.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Can I have a quick word with Keanu?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00As long as you don't stop him from working.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10All right, look, you got a problem with me.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11I understand that.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Yeah, you may be able to fool Mum, but you can't fool me.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16- What are you frightened of, son? - Nah, I'm not frightened.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Certainly not of you.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I know my failings, son.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Do NOT call me your son.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27But like I said yesterday, the universe has brought me

0:09:27 > 0:09:29here for a reason.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Quit with the airy fairy cobblers, yeah?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Me and your mum have got a strong connection, boy.- Oh, please.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Yeah, we're like magnets.- Oh, give me a break.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41This time next week, you'll be gone,

0:09:41 > 0:09:42leaving her in pieces,

0:09:42 > 0:09:45and we'll be the ones picking her back up again -

0:09:45 > 0:09:47not you.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50So jog on.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Is it me you're really angry with?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56- You hear from your dad lately? - Drop dead.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58That'd be a "no" then.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Completely different situation.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Him and Mum were never a proper couple from the start,

0:10:03 > 0:10:04so don't go dumping all this on him.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Look, I didn't know my old man either.- Yeah, I think you're

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- mixing me up with someone who gives a damn.- Yeah, but your brother,

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- he might feel different.- Cos he hasn't seen through you yet.- Look,

0:10:13 > 0:10:15look, you don't need me, yeah? I get it.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17But Keegan might.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21And for me to make it up to him, you need to give me a chance, boy.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23But that's down to you, yeah?

0:10:25 > 0:10:26You're your own man.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Nice speaking to you, son.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35DOOR CLOSES

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Never had you down as a reader, Ian.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Ordered it yesterday, came today. Brilliant.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Oh, yeah? Let's have a pipe, go on.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Looks like one of them...

0:10:56 > 0:10:58..snake oil salesman to me.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01That, my dear Michael, is where you are wrong.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04OK, you are trapped in negative thinking.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07OK? Adopt a positive attitude and anything's possible.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Look, I'm living proof of that.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Oh, yeah?- Yeah, I mean...

0:11:12 > 0:11:15I was dreading coming home, OK, and then,

0:11:15 > 0:11:18I read an article by this bloke on the plane,

0:11:18 > 0:11:20and it all made sense.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22That dread that I was feeling in my head,

0:11:22 > 0:11:24it's only in my head.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26It's not out there in the real world.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30The only thing holding me back was me.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Change your attitude, change your life.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Now...there's nothing I can't do.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Well, in that case, why don't you whack your name down for this?

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Cos so far, I ain't got any takers.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Not really my sort of thing.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46What happened to "nothing I can't do"?

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Is that a challenge?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Well, what're you going to do, eh? Bird impressions?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53You going to do the old... the old Limbo?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Put my name down.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57No, Ian, listen, I'm only joking.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59I don't want see you make yourself look like a plum.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02PHONE RINGS

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Yes, Mum? Yeah. All right, all right.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Hold on, hold on.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Look, if it means that much to you...

0:12:09 > 0:12:12..give him his job back, OK?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Yes.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Look, I've got more important things to worry about.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20I'll catch you later, yeah? All right, Bye.

0:12:20 > 0:12:25Michael, put my name down and, afterwards, you will be amazed.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Hark at him. Look.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Lovely.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Hello?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Yeah, Joyce, I was wondering if Ted fancied a visit.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42Oh, like I said this morning, he's a bit under the weather, Patrick.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44I am sorry.

0:12:44 > 0:12:49Well, let me in now, man. I've brought a bit of Caribbean sunshine.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50It's not a good idea.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54I've some rum in my pocket.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Hang on.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Wait there.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04- What, is he ill?- Sort of.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Well, what do you mean? - Well, it's not something

0:13:06 > 0:13:08- I can talk about out here. - Well, then let me in.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10I can't really do that either.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12I tell you what,

0:13:12 > 0:13:15why don't I meet you down the cafe in say...

0:13:15 > 0:13:18- ..15 minutes?- Can't you give me a clue?

0:13:18 > 0:13:19In the cafe.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Go on. I'll make an excuse.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23See you.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Yeah, he's got a bit of a stubborn streak, that one.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Rule number one - you do not slag off my kids.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36I'm not slagging him off.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38I like the boy.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40And you're going to have to sleep somewhere else tonight,

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- you do realise that?- Oh, don't do me that!

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Last night was so good.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Too bad.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Keanu comes first.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52You know, he's got it in his head that I'm this bad man.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Cos you are.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Not as bad as some.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58What do you mean?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Keanu doesn't know yet, does he?

0:14:00 > 0:14:02No-one round here knows.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04I thought we'd agreed that you'd tell him when he gets to 18.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Yeah, and then you went and slung your hook,

0:14:07 > 0:14:08and I couldn't handle it on my own.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Well, you're not on your own now, are you? Put yourself in his shoes.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Wouldn't you want to know? - Actually, no...

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- No, I don't think I would.- Well, suppose he finds out some other way?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Look, I could tell him, but he'd never buy that.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23But coming from you...

0:14:23 > 0:14:27Listen, I didn't say this wasn't going to be hard.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Yeah? But the longer we take...

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Look at me.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37You want this thing to work, this time round, yeah?

0:14:37 > 0:14:41Well, it means that we all have to be honest with each other.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Just take him out for a drink.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Break it to him gently.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47You know, show him that he's loved.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Why did you have to come back?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Maybe for this very reason.

0:15:03 > 0:15:08"Depressed"? But he was perfectly OK yesterday.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Well, he's very good at putting on an act, love,

0:15:10 > 0:15:12until the moment comes when he can't.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Yeah, but surely if I pop round with the chessboard

0:15:15 > 0:15:18and a drop of rum it's going to be all right.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Love, once he gets in this state...

0:15:22 > 0:15:24..he just refuses point blank to see anyone.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27It'll be a waste of time, Patrick.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29But what brings it on?

0:15:29 > 0:15:33Well, we wanted to go to Australia this year.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36He had his heart set on it and...

0:15:36 > 0:15:38..we were saving and saving.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40It's very difficult to do that on a pension, y'know.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43And then suddenly a bill comes out of the blue

0:15:43 > 0:15:47unexpectedly, like it did this morning and, well...

0:15:47 > 0:15:50And he so wanted to fix things, you know.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Whilst there's still time.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- With your son?- Mm.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59So that's what the scratchcards were all about, hm?

0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Well, that was a bit stupid, wasn't it?- Yeah.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03THEY LAUGH

0:16:03 > 0:16:05See, things you do when you're desperate.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07- Is there anything at all I can do? - No, love.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Just don't talk to anyone about this.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14He'd hate to think that we were gossiping about him.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16- Course not.- I'd better go.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20I only said I was popping out for tea bags.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Oh, thank you, Patrick.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- Thanks, love.- It's OK.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37KNOCK AT DOOR

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Come in. Oh, hi.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Just passing on my way to pick up the kids from school.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Oh, surely your nanny does that?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Not all the time.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Listen, I just wanted to say thanks...

0:16:47 > 0:16:50..you know, for sending Billy over with the letter.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Was it important?

0:16:52 > 0:16:55No, not really, but it was kind of you.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58It's no problem.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Listen, the Vic's having an open mic tomorrow night.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04- Oh, yeah?- Yeah, chances are I'll be dropping by, if you fancy it.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06I'll probably be too tired.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09- Just a thought. - KNOCK AT DOOR

0:17:09 > 0:17:11We need a gas safety certificate, apparently.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13- All right, Bill?- Yeah, yeah.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Not interrupting anything, am I? - No, no. I'm just going.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19- See you later.- See you.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23What?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I ain't said nothing!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Look, what I was going to say was...

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Well, it hasn't been that long, you know, since Ronnie...

0:17:31 > 0:17:34And it ain't been that long since you got this job, has it?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36No.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Where did it come from?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Right, I'm going to the pub to see your brother.- Yeah.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Get him a pint on me, yeah?

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Ta. I'm dreading this.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Do you know what you're going to say?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Not a Scooby.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- I'll think of something.- All right.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00Mm!

0:18:05 > 0:18:06What was all that about?

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Nothing for you to worry about, my son.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Right...

0:18:11 > 0:18:13..where are the biscuits?

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Ah-ha!

0:18:18 > 0:18:20- Yeah, that's Mum's.- So?

0:18:20 > 0:18:23So you don't mess with her emergency stash.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25I just gave her 20 quid! She can buy another one.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Want some?

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Hm? Hm? Hm? Hm?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Come on.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Life is for the living!

0:18:41 > 0:18:43I'll clear it with Mum later.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Go on.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47Yeah!

0:18:47 > 0:18:49THEY LAUGH

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Yeah.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55DOOR CLOSES

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Hiya.- Hiya.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Did you put that money in the bank?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Oh, Patrick.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06I just never get round to it.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09It's all right, it's perfectly safe.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13- Uh-huh?- Why are you looking at me like that for?

0:19:14 > 0:19:17I'm just wondering if there's something you want to say to me,

0:19:17 > 0:19:18that's all.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21You want to talk about the three piece suite, huh?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Patrick.- What?

0:19:23 > 0:19:27If you're going to ogle pretty young women in their swimsuits over the

0:19:27 > 0:19:30internet, you'd do as well to clear your search history afterwards.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32That's all I'm saying.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37Miss Trinidad and Tobago 1963.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Oh, it's all coming back to you now, is it?

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Oh, come on, there was a reason for that, you know.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45And who on Earth is Chaconia?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48What the devil have you done, huh?

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Well, if you don't want me to know about her,

0:19:50 > 0:19:52you shouldn't have left her face up on the flaming screen.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Look, I'm going to have a shower and change my clothes, all right?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00I'm not going to let this drop, Patrick!

0:20:00 > 0:20:02DOOR CLOSES

0:20:04 > 0:20:07- You can't make me like him, Mum. - You're not giving him a chance.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Of course he's being the nice guy now.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12He's worming his way in again, ain't he?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- You know what's going to happen. - Not necessarily.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- He's got form, Mum. - I'm not saying he's perfect.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Remember what happened last time he left, huh?

0:20:21 > 0:20:24What it did to you? How you ended up?

0:20:24 > 0:20:27This isn't about me. I'm thinking of you.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30It's not even Mitch I want to talk about.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Go on.- It's about your own dad.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34What about him?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Oh, I get it. This is where you slag off some bloke

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- I hardly knew just to make that slimeball look good.- No.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Oh, come on, Mum, he put you up to this, didn't he?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47- No.- Don't insult my intelligence. He must have done. Well?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49All right, all right. We discussed it, yes.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52That's all I needed to know.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Keanu, please, I beg you...

0:20:54 > 0:20:58You're being played here, Mum, and you can't even see it.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01I'll be sleeping at Jay's tonight.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Let me know when he's gone.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09- What, Ian's going to do a turn? - I was only winding him up.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- I didn't think he'd take me up on it.- So what's he going to do?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Well, that's what everyone's been asking.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Apart from making a total prat of himself.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17It'll get the punters in, won't it?

0:21:17 > 0:21:20No-one's going to want to miss that. Spread the word, Phil.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Spread the word.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27So we fill this football with concrete, right?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Put it at the front of the houses. The kids,

0:21:29 > 0:21:32they come home from school, getting ready to chuck more stones at us,

0:21:32 > 0:21:34yeah? This big kid, he sees the ball and reckons he's going to put

0:21:34 > 0:21:38one of the windows out. Does the run up...

0:21:38 > 0:21:41..bam! Looks down, his foot's facing the wrong way.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44He opened his mouth to scream and nothing came out.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49He just had bogie in his nose, he had tears in his eyes...

0:21:49 > 0:21:50All right, Kaz?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Not really.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Sorry, we ate your chocolate.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57Guys, you nip out to the shops,

0:21:57 > 0:22:01- yeah, you can get your mum another bar.- Don't need two of us.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05- I need to talk to your mum. - Well, let him do it.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07I'm going to my room.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10There you go, son. Don't rush back.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11Is there a problem here?

0:22:11 > 0:22:14No, look, don't argue, please. Just take that.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Get something for yourself.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27I take it it didn't go too well, then?

0:22:28 > 0:22:32All right, all right, all right.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- What did you say, huh?- Nothing. He wouldn't let me.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Just storms off, says he's going to stay with Jay from now on.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40You're kidding me.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42It's all your fault.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45- You know, why did you have to come back?- It's all right.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Don't.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Right.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58Right, right, right. So I've been putting two and two together.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03This Chaconia that you've been chatting with,

0:23:03 > 0:23:06was she Miss Trinidad and Tobago 1963 by any chance?

0:23:06 > 0:23:09No.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Oh, so she was one of the other contestants, then?

0:23:12 > 0:23:14No.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18So explain.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Look, I....

0:23:25 > 0:23:30Look, I've known Renee de Boyne since she was in pigtails...

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Hang on.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Renee de Boyne? I thought her name was Chaconia?

0:23:34 > 0:23:39No, Chaconia is the national flowers of Trinidad and Tobago.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42It's the name she uses on the internet.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Go on.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Look, she was...

0:23:51 > 0:23:55She was supposed to be one of the other contestants...

0:23:55 > 0:23:57..only she got disqualified.

0:23:57 > 0:23:58How come?

0:24:01 > 0:24:04She was found engaging in what the local call...

0:24:06 > 0:24:09..immoral congress.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Look now, man...

0:24:11 > 0:24:16We were young and crazy about each another, you know.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Till she father found out.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Presbyterian Pastor.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26I mean, I tell you, all hell let loose.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30I never saw her again till...

0:24:32 > 0:24:34..till last week when I got a message from her.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Along with...

0:24:42 > 0:24:44..with...

0:24:44 > 0:24:46..this photo.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49She kept it all these years.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- She's gorgeous.- Yeah.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58And so are you for that matter.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01You know, it's like the last 55 years never happened.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Turns out we are still in love.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10We want to get married.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Yeah.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19This always happens to me.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22You know, I do something with the best intentions,

0:25:22 > 0:25:25and it ends up like this.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27No, I'm not blaming you.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Yes, you were, you said it was all my fault.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33No, if it's anyone's fault, it's my fault.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35You know, I should've told him years ago.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Maybe...

0:25:38 > 0:25:40..but we are where we are, right?

0:25:46 > 0:25:49- I should leave.- No!

0:25:49 > 0:25:53Look, if you want Keanu back, that's the quickest way of doing it.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56I mean, he'll be happy, cos he would've won.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00No, what about Keegan? Bernie? I mean, how will they take it?

0:26:00 > 0:26:02They've got over me before, they can get over it again.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06No. No, there must be another way.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10- All right, I'll go and see him now. - And say what?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Well, tell him what you were going to tell him.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14- He won't even let you in the door. - Well, I'll stick to the facts.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18- Which ones?- All right, I'll sugar coat it, you know.

0:26:18 > 0:26:19Break it to him gently.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22So how're you going to do that?

0:26:22 > 0:26:25The man, he tried to stab me to death, y'know.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27He put me in intensive care!

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Look, he don't want to know all of that.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33All right? I'll just tell him he weren't right in his head.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35That he didn't know what he was doing.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37He knew exactly what he was doing. That's why he got life.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40No, Keanu don't need to know that!

0:26:40 > 0:26:43All right, so we just leave him in the dark?

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Yeah.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47FLOORBOARDS CREAK

0:26:47 > 0:26:48Keegan? Is that you?

0:26:48 > 0:26:50- Yeah.- Don't say nothing to him. Promise?

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Scout's honour.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56- Hey.- All right?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58It's all right, son, me and your mum sorted it out.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Haven't we, Kaz?- Yeah.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Well, give her the chocolate before she collapses.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06I'll... I'll leave you two to it, yeah?

0:27:06 > 0:27:09- No, you don't have to go, son. - No.- Come on, stay with us.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11I've got stuff to do anyway.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19MUFFLED: I'm sorry, but this can't get out.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22He can never know what his dad did to me.