Billy's Olympic Nightmare

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0:00:05 > 0:00:08MUSIC: "Fanfare For The Common Man" by Emerson, Lake And Palmer

0:00:18 > 0:00:20STARTING PISTOL FIRES

0:00:20 > 0:00:23CROWD CHEERS

0:00:47 > 0:00:49CHEERING

0:01:05 > 0:01:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:17 > 0:01:20LAUGHTER

0:01:35 > 0:01:37What?!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh...

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Oh, I just had that dream again.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44The one where you dropped the torch or your trousers fall down? Both.

0:01:44 > 0:01:49I'm losing it. Yeah, I can see that. This is just a bit of maintenance.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Can't carry the Olympic torch with dirty fingernails, can I?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54You won't be carrying it at all if you don't get to the meeting.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57I've got plenty of time. I ain't got to be there till 12.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59And it's just gone 11.30. No.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Good luck.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15No, no, no. Come on, mate! Play the game.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Hey, taxi!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27White City, please, mate. Get in.

0:02:30 > 0:02:36Excuse me, is you an athlete? Hey? Oh, no, no. I didn't think so.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's your chest, it's like a pigeon, isn't it?

0:02:38 > 0:02:43Your face, it just says that, what is it? "I'm a loser."

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Actually, I'm an official Olympic torchbearer.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48I'm going to be on the telly.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50I read about them people.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Heroes, every single one of them. That is right.

0:02:53 > 0:02:59So how comes you was chosen? Can we just get going, please? Of course.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Actually, I could have been an athlete.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05One of them dancing girls with a ribbon, maybe!

0:03:05 > 0:03:08HE LAUGHS

0:03:08 > 0:03:10I kill myself sometimes!

0:03:10 > 0:03:12BEEPS HORN

0:03:12 > 0:03:17You know, I'm Greek, yeah. Now, we know how to put on the Olympics.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22The Brits, hmm. You know what, the Brits, they're not winners, are they?

0:03:22 > 0:03:26They're too polite to win. It's all like, "Sorry, sorry."

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Yeah, mate, I am in a bit of a hurry here. I'm a British boxer, yeah?

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Pang, you're down. "Ooh, did I knock you out? Sorry."

0:03:34 > 0:03:36"I can throw this javelin further than you,

0:03:36 > 0:03:39"but I won't, cos if I win, that'd be rude. Sorry."

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Too polite, the Brits, gets on my nerves, you know?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Sorry. Always apologising.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57And you run like a girl!

0:04:11 > 0:04:16MAN: It's really exciting. Seven years ago, we won this bid and it's just around the corner now,

0:04:16 > 0:04:19so turning that dream into reality, absolutely fantastic.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Kriss, I cannot believe that your last Olympics was 1992!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26It was like yesterday. I know, I'm an old fella now.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29We're all getting older, aren't we?

0:04:29 > 0:04:36I tell you what, I would love to be at these Games. Who is this guy?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Sorry, I'm late. One of the torchbearers.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41You've just missed them. We've already done that item.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Oh, you're kidding me? What's going on?

0:04:45 > 0:04:50Who are you, then? Mark Foster. Akabusi. Are you not torchbearers?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52THEY LAUGH

0:04:52 > 0:04:56We're very sorry about this. Can we get security in here, please?

0:04:56 > 0:05:00No, you're all right, I'll see myself out. Don't worry about it.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Once I'm gone, you can do it again, can't you? We're live, you idiot.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Live? Idiot? That's nice, isn't it?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10I used to fancy you.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Right, well, here's something to get your teeth into...

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Torch boy. I missed them.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29They've gone to Wembley stadium.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33You know, the Greeks, we knew how to build a stadium.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Pillars and columns as far as the eye could see.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Yeah, mate, can you just shut up and put your foot down? Go!

0:06:00 > 0:06:01There you go.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Keep the change.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Who is he? The Terminator?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29BILLY WHISTLES

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Well, with me today here at Wembley is a gold medallist

0:06:51 > 0:06:54who's competed in a record six Olympic Games -

0:06:54 > 0:06:57it's only Tessa Sanderson. Hi, Sonali. Hello.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Did you know that Wembley is the biggest of the six stadiums

0:07:00 > 0:07:01that's been used in the Olympics?

0:07:01 > 0:07:05It's hosting the men's football and the women's football as well.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09All right? Oh, hello. Don't suppose you're a torchbearer, are you?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11This is Tessa Sanderson.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Oh, of course it is. Sorry about that.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17So are you a torchbearer, then? Do I look like a torchbearer?

0:07:17 > 0:07:21They were here. You just missed them. Oh, not again.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25I-I'm sorry, Tessa. I'm sorry, darling. S-Sorry.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Let's hope all our torchbearers are as bright and punctual as that one.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Shall we go again? Oi, missy. I heard that.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34This is supposed to be my moment. Look, I'm really sorry,

0:07:34 > 0:07:37it's just we're in the middle of filming... Whoa, hang on a minute.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39You are very attractive when you're angry, do you know that?

0:07:40 > 0:07:41No, it's all right. I'm going, I'm going.

0:07:43 > 0:07:461984. Los Angeles.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48I had a massive crush on you.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Told you you run like a girl.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29I tell you... Shut it, you.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30I've had enough, all right?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33If you'd have put your foot down, I wouldn't have missed them.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Now, I've got one more chance. West Ham. Go.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Did they really choose you out of all those people to carry a torch?

0:09:03 > 0:09:06HE LAUGHS DERISIVELY

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Hello? Help!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40PANTING: Now, please...

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Please tell me that all you lot are torchbearers.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Yeah, that's right. Oh...

0:09:46 > 0:09:51Oh, you've got no idea what I've been through to get here today.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Yeah, I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro for charity.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57I work with young chefs and inspire them to become great chefs of the future.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I was diagnosed with breast cancer at the age of 23

0:09:59 > 0:10:02and started a charity called CoppaFeel.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Well, I do a lot of volunteer work to help the community.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Right. So, what about you?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Me?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oh, I...

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I...

0:10:15 > 0:10:18GATES CLANG Oh, look - we're in!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Come on, then. OK.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24I've been looking forward to this. Yeah, definitely, yeah.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29All right, mate.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Pass, please.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33No, I... Hang on a minute.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36It was here a minute ago. No pass, no entry.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Oh, come on, mate. I must be on a list or something.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43You've got the chance to be the bigger man here, ain't you?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Come on, please.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Oh, don't be like that!

0:10:52 > 0:10:53Hey!

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Hey!

0:11:04 > 0:11:08ECHOING VOICES OUTSIDE

0:11:17 > 0:11:20FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Are you all right?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Just having one of those days.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I should probably take it as a sign.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36I don't really belong here.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37You're not giving up, are you?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40I feel like it.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44D'you know what I do when I feel like that? What?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I think about why I'm doing it.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Yeah?

0:11:48 > 0:11:50You deserve to be here. Yeah?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56I ain't a hero. I'm a loser.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57You must have done something.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02I'm a good dad.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05I may not be a hero to anyone else, but I am to my kids.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07I've got two of them.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09And a granddaughter.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12And a great-grandchild on the way.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15See, that's good, isn't it? You see,

0:12:15 > 0:12:17I really want them to be proud of me.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22And...I know I'm not perfect...

0:12:22 > 0:12:26and I might not have always done the right thing, but...

0:12:26 > 0:12:27I've tried.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31All my life, I've tried.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36And that's what the Olympics is all about, innit? Trying.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41I'm here now, aren't I?

0:12:41 > 0:12:45I mean, this...this is where I live, London, this is my town.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46I was born just up the road.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Just think...

0:12:50 > 0:12:53soon, everyone's going to be down here.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56The whole world is going to be watching us.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01And it's going to be our moment to shine. London's moment to shine.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Britain's moment. God!

0:13:05 > 0:13:08All 60 million of us that make Britain great,

0:13:08 > 0:13:10it's going to be our moment to shine.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Huh!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14No, Billy Mitchell.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16It's your moment to shine.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20You left this in the back of me cab.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22I'm sorry.

0:13:22 > 0:13:27All right, I was wrong. Like I said, Hercules was wrong, all right?

0:13:27 > 0:13:32Now, you may have the chest of a pigeon, eh?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35You may run like a girl,

0:13:36 > 0:13:41you may have in indescribable aura of downtrodden, working-class negativity.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43It's part of your charm, it's part of being British.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47But you, my friend, you deserve to be here.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48Eh?

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Go. Get out there

0:13:52 > 0:13:55and show the world what you're made of.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Come on, come on! Go on, son, go on!

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Go on! Come on!

0:14:19 > 0:14:21CHEERING

0:14:24 > 0:14:26HE MOUTHS

0:14:28 > 0:14:33Look how proud she's made him. What are you doing here?

0:14:35 > 0:14:36You're having a laugh,

0:14:36 > 0:14:39I'm dreaming this, aren't I? Yeah, but it's a good dream.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43At least your trousers haven't fallen off and you haven't dropped the torch.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Enjoy it, Billy Mitchell, enjoy your moments.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Pops...

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Pops...

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Pops... Pops.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Pops.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05You're dreaming again.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09Yeah. It looks like it. Which one was it this time,

0:15:09 > 0:15:13where your trousers fall down or you drop the torch? Neither.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15This was a good one.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18But what are you doing anyway?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Oh, nothing. Nothing.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Well, come on, then.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Let's go home, eh?

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Yeah?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Come on. Come on, let's go.

0:15:30 > 0:15:35It was an amazing dream I had. Yeah? Kelly Holmes was in it.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Loads of famous people.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41But d'you know what? I'm not bothered any more.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44I wouldn't have even thought of holding that torch.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Yeah? Yeah.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Wait, wait, traffic.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Hey-hey!

0:15:56 > 0:16:00So, are you going to be all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03I'm just going to enjoy my moment.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Come on, then, home.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Watch your step.