The Lair of the Libertines

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05CHOIR: # All creatures of our God and King

0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Lift up your voice and with us sing

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Hallelujah ... #

0:00:11 > 0:00:15ENGINE BACKFIRES

0:00:15 > 0:00:19ENGINE CUTS OUT

0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Thou silver moon with softer gleam

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# O praise Him

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# O praise Him

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Hallelujah

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Hallelujah

0:00:32 > 0:00:36# Hallelujah

0:00:36 > 0:00:41# Thou rushing wind that art so strong

0:00:41 > 0:00:45# Ye clouds that sail in heaven along

0:00:45 > 0:00:47# Hallelujah

0:00:47 > 0:00:51# Hallelujah

0:00:51 > 0:00:55# Thou fire so masterful and bright

0:00:55 > 0:00:59# Providing us with warmth and light

0:00:59 > 0:01:02# O praise Him. #

0:01:02 > 0:01:04GUN BLAST

0:01:21 > 0:01:23GUN BLAST

0:01:52 > 0:01:57To get all the way to the final and then to lose to that bunch of...

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Would you please slow down?

0:01:59 > 0:02:01This vehicle is in need of a jolly good clean.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I should never have given Sid any time off.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07For the last time, will you slow down?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Urgh, vile.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12If he thinks he's getting a tip...

0:02:12 > 0:02:14I've got a good mind to get out and walk!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Beastly little man.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Good riddance, I say.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Where exactly are we?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Miles from anywhere.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Salam.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- A naked man.- Really?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Over there.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58He walked straight out in front of me.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Well, he's not there now.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03How much wine have you actually had?

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Evesham is just over that hill.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Oh, Lord Delcott lives there. He'll arrange a lift.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Right.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Come along.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22And where is Evesham?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Ah.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27These heels are murder.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Oh. Ugh.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Is that blood?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Probably animal.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38There's a lot of traps about.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Diabolical contraptions.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42LADIES GASP

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Let's head for that building over there.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59If I had known you were invited, I'd never have come.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Deviant.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06You're no different to me.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08In fact, you're worse.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Nothing but a whining hypocrite.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Not fighting over me, I hope?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Forgive my behaviour, madame.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Why, Dr Barashi,

0:04:24 > 0:04:26your pipe has gone out.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30If you need a refill, there's more in the lounge.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34So...

0:04:34 > 0:04:37have my two little tarts arrived yet?

0:04:37 > 0:04:38No.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40But forget about them.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Tomorrow evening, you will have all the pleasure you desire.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Tomorrow!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49I should have stayed in London another night.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56GUN BLASTS

0:04:56 > 0:04:58You madman!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00It was an accident.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02No.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04It's because I beat him at poker.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Syrus, watch where you're pointing that.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09She means the pistol.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Madame Chania, I will not be an object of fun!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Please, calm down.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16You have mocked me for the last time.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18- It's always the same.- Syrus...

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Insults whenever we meet.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22London, Paris, Rome.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Still not working.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54And my guests arrived by taxi, so there's no-one here to drive you.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Are there no vehicles?

0:05:56 > 0:05:57No.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Well, it's getting very late. We'll have to stay the night.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01In Sodom and Gomorrah?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Sorry, we're fully booked.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Surely you can find them somewhere.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Thank heavens he's dressed.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Perhaps the maid could give up her room for the lady?- Er...

0:06:12 > 0:06:14I can sleep in the attic, madame.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Very well. And the good Father can stay in the cottage...

0:06:17 > 0:06:20with your servant.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Servant?- What a splendid idea. Problem solved.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Fork!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Apologies.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Feed me.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Scusi?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Feed me.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Please, help yourself to food and drink.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Mimi, could you pour the wine?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09So, have you owned this place long?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11I am only leasing it.

0:07:11 > 0:07:16A little venture of mine while staying in your beautiful country.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18So...

0:07:18 > 0:07:20the priest is staying the night?

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Yes. May be fun watching his halo slip, no?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26You are very honoured.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Madame Chania's guests are invitation only.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33How do you all know each other?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Actually, I only know my guests by reputation.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39International playboys, very notorious.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Really?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44When I heard they were in London for a poker tournament,

0:07:44 > 0:07:47I just had to invite them for the weekend.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49An offer we could not resist.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Really?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Tomorrow night,

0:07:52 > 0:07:56we have a touring entourage of genuine Japanese geishas,

0:07:56 > 0:08:00all willing to fulfil any whim

0:08:00 > 0:08:03or any desire of my guests.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Oh.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06We'll be gone by then.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Do you partake in the, er...

0:08:11 > 0:08:13..entertainment?

0:08:13 > 0:08:17- I am not attracted to women, if that's what you mean.- Oh, no...

0:08:17 > 0:08:20My passion is providing pleasure for others.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- You do not approve, Father? - Well...

0:08:28 > 0:08:32We all have passionate desires we should embrace,

0:08:32 > 0:08:36whether it be fine food, alcohol...

0:08:36 > 0:08:37Sex.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Naturism.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Or even religion.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46We cannot, should not, deny what makes us happy.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Mmm...

0:08:51 > 0:08:53but there's the paradox.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Paradox?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Well, happiness is an unexpected gift.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00It is evasive.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04If we pursue it, we will never achieve it.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Utter nonsense.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10No, the Father has a point.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13I've spent years overindulging, and for what?

0:09:15 > 0:09:18I'm not even sure what it is to be happy.

0:09:18 > 0:09:23Oh, Count, not thinking of retiring and settling down, are we?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Who knows?

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Isn't that for the guests?

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Still no sign of the girls I ordered.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Sorry, no.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Well...

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I can't wait.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Name your price.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Please do not ask me that.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Oh, sorry.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08I didn't mean to offend you.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15I'm frightfully sorry, but my head is simply splitting.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18The first left at the top of the stairs.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Thank you. Good night.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Good night.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27You've had more helpings than me, Father.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Lovely. Really lovely.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33"A weekend of unbridled excess."

0:10:33 > 0:10:36More like a child's party.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Patience, Doctor. Patience.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Most here are dreadful bores.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50If it were not for you, I would have retired to my room.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Mrs McCarthy, may I speak freely?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58If you must.

0:10:59 > 0:11:05The moment I saw you, I knew there was something very...

0:11:05 > 0:11:07simple about you.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Simple?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Forgive my English.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16Wholesome. Homely.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20In my circles, that is a breath of fresh air.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Oh...

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Father Brown.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31Looks like your whisky infused cake does not agree with the Father.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35It's more likely to be the infusion of opium.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37You didn't?

0:11:37 > 0:11:38I did.

0:11:43 > 0:11:44KNOCKING

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Come in.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Lady Felicia, please, may I get my things?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Of course.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Shiatsu is very good for headaches.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Is that Russian?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Allow me to demonstrate.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Very kind.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Please. Close your eyes.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Mm. - That's it.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Just relax.

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Wonderful.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28We all have pressure points throughout our bodies.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32Some dull the senses.

0:12:32 > 0:12:37And others arouse them.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39I really must go to bed.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44I'm afraid the cottage only has one bedroom.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47I'll sleep here.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Are you all right?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Mm.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Are you in pain?

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Pain, pleasure...

0:12:57 > 0:13:00As a hedonist, I choose the latter.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Can't have one without the other.

0:13:03 > 0:13:08Who says I can't, you big meanie?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10It's getting very late.

0:13:12 > 0:13:18We all have passionate desires we should embrace,

0:13:18 > 0:13:23like food, embrace, alcohol, or even religion.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49It was near her body.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53Pixie's Palace. Tibb Street, Evesham.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55The two tarts I hired.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59The doctor could not wait for tonight's geishas,

0:13:59 > 0:14:02so yesterday booked two girls from a local bordello.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05They never arrived. Or so we thought.

0:14:07 > 0:14:08So where's the other girl?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10The blood on the hill.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Madame Chania, I cannot call the police.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16The line is still dead.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Yes, it's been cut.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25May I get you a drink, Mrs McCarthy?

0:14:25 > 0:14:26No. You may not.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30The sooner I am away from this hotel, the better.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Perhaps when we have left here, you would allow me to call on you?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36And take you for English tea?

0:14:36 > 0:14:37I'm afraid not.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42It was foolish of me to accept Madame Chania's invitation.

0:14:42 > 0:14:47Meeting you has made me realise that.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49You barely know me.

0:14:49 > 0:14:55It's strange, but it does not feel like that to me.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59It was hidden in the bushes near the cottage.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Must be the girl's.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Is it working? - It won't start.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09So we're still stuck here.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11I'm sure it's fixable.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13I've covered the body.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Thank you.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17That's very decent of you.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21You know, Father, there is only one man in this hotel

0:15:21 > 0:15:23who hates women enough to kill them.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32I shall be taking all my meals in my room from now on.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34It's the safest place.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Very good, sir.

0:15:36 > 0:15:41You know, after death, it's an instinct to procreate.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45It's a biological urge.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Dr Barashi.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Do not touch her again.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Why would you care?

0:15:53 > 0:15:57I heard you last night in your room, slapping her.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00How I discipline her is no concern of yours.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02She is my servant.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Are you all right?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I am a servant.

0:16:18 > 0:16:22As are you, Father.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26Fulfilling Madame Chania's wishes is what pleases me.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28I do it willingly and gladly.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34But you are so much more than just a servant.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Forgive me, Father, but I have things to do.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Come with me on one of my naturist walks.

0:17:02 > 0:17:03Oh, Syrus.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06It will make you feel alive.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10You know, you remind me of a puppy I once had.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12A puppy?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Always licking.

0:17:14 > 0:17:19Lick, lick, lick.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Have you fixed it?

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Yes, it was just an oil leak.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Well, you should go immediately to the police.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Ladies, I think you should go with him.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35- On that thing? - It's not safe to stay.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36But what about you, Father?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38I'll be fine until the police arrive.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42I thought I might go back up the hill, where we found the blood.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47GUNSHOTS

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Pity that's not all he has his sights on.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57You mean Mimi. Poor girl.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Strange how people think they can treat her as they please.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Forget what the doctor said, Father.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07The occasional slap keeps her in line.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09You said your passion was giving pleasure.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13Why then would you want to hurt someone?

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Getting some practice in, Father.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23The killer could strike again.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Indeed.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Care to join me?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29No, thank you.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Drive carefully.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34I am not going on the back.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Well, I can't get my legs that wide.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Oh, you really are impossible.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Can you tell me your name?

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Where are you from?

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Cuba.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Oh, damn.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Sorry, ladies.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35I'll check the garage for petrol.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Won't be a moment.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45I am perfectly capable, thank you.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Lady Felicia!

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Lady Felicia!

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Fire! Fire!

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Oh, hello!

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Fire! Fire! Fire!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Fire.- What?

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Fire!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48We could have been killed.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Yes.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Thank you for saving my life!

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Are you all right?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00I think so.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02What happened?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04A leak in the petrol tank.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Didn't you notice when you repaired it?

0:21:06 > 0:21:10Someone must have punctured it when I left it outside the hotel.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14It looks like the killer doesn't want us to leave,

0:21:14 > 0:21:17until they're finished with us.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Barashi is behind this!

0:21:28 > 0:21:31He hasn't even come out to see what caused the explosion.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- That's just how he is. - No.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36I'm so pleased you're all right.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Hey, Barashi.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Take cover.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Lord and his Holy Saints!

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Father! - The killer's out there.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Get down.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02He was killed by his own gun.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10But the pistol was pointing away from him.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13He wasn't killed by a bullet.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17The firing pin went backwards into his forehead.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19So it was tampered with.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Modified.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24Yes. The safety catch has been removed.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30But how did the killer know Dr Barashi would choose that pistol?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36They didn't. The killer doesn't care who dies.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39So any one of us could be next.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45I think until the killer is caught, we should stay together.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Yes.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50I wonder who's doing it?

0:22:50 > 0:22:54I don't know, but I'm sure it's not the Count.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57He seems very gentle.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59He's very taken with you.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Nonsense.

0:23:01 > 0:23:06He's also very rich with a title. You could do worse.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Madame Chania, come away. The killer could be out there.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16So you don't think it's one of us?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Who knows? But better to be safe.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24Mimi told me to come up.

0:23:24 > 0:23:28All this killing has unnerved me.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31I'm scared to be alone.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46The Count, madame.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48You wanted to see me?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54I do not understand.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55I need to feel safe.

0:23:55 > 0:24:00And I've always found, well, two men are better than one.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Please!

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Syrus does not share his women with anyone!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22"The Unholy Virgin".

0:24:24 > 0:24:27And "Vixens on Horseback".

0:24:27 > 0:24:30And "Hellcats of the Night".

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Father.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Syrus.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37So what do you think we should do, Father?

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Perhaps I should hike up to the road, hitch a lift.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Are you mad?

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Out in the open, the killer could pick you off like that.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Yes.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Sounds like someone's enjoying themselves.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Indeed.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02I think I'll get some fresh air.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Oh, thank goodness, you're here.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Are you the proprietor?

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Yes, but how did you know to come?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25There's a young woman with a gunshot wound.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27We thought she was from Cuba,

0:25:27 > 0:25:29but then I remembered this place.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Actually, sir, it was my idea. Local knowledge.

0:25:32 > 0:25:33Don't interrupt, Sergeant.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35As I was saying...

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Morning, Inspector.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39No, it can't be.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Hmm, it is.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48The girl was local.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51And there's another one by the cottage.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- Sorry?- But she's dead.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54There's a body?

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Actually, there's two.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08WHIMPERING

0:26:08 > 0:26:10What's that noise?

0:26:10 > 0:26:13It sounds like whimpering.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27SHE SCREAMS

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Oh, Inspector, thank heavens!

0:26:34 > 0:26:36What's happened?

0:26:36 > 0:26:39The maid. She's killed the Count.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48I just found him on the floor.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Don't touch the weapon.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51Mimi.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Your hands.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55I shook him to see if he was alive.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Arrest her.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58But she is not capable!

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Father, please, they're making a mistake.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Straight down. It will help.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Oh, the poor Count.

0:27:13 > 0:27:14Mrs McCarthy.

0:27:14 > 0:27:18Father, you must help her. Mimi would not hurt a soul.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Right. I need to take statements from everyone.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Let's start with you, Father.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Silly me.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Where are you off to?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Is this your room, Father?

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Madame Chania's.

0:27:45 > 0:27:49The chandelier directly below shook several times before you arrived.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Have you gone barking mad?

0:27:56 > 0:27:59Drag marks.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02To the door that connects with Mimi's room.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06So you think the Count was murdered here,

0:28:06 > 0:28:08then his body was dragged through there?

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Precisely.

0:28:18 > 0:28:19Blood?

0:28:24 > 0:28:25Father?

0:28:26 > 0:28:29Madame Chania, may I have the key to this door?

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Of course.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38Must be in here somewhere.

0:28:40 > 0:28:41What's that?

0:28:46 > 0:28:48Safety catch.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52Like the one missing from the pistol which killed the doctor.

0:28:52 > 0:28:55I've no idea how it got in there.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57I don't suppose you know anything about this, do you?

0:28:57 > 0:28:58My lighter.

0:28:58 > 0:29:00I was wondering whose it was.

0:29:00 > 0:29:05I found it on the driveway after the explosion.

0:29:05 > 0:29:06It doesn't make any sense.

0:29:06 > 0:29:10Madame Chania, I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12No!

0:29:12 > 0:29:15You're not obliged to say... Madame Chania!

0:29:19 > 0:29:21Stop her, Sergeant!

0:29:21 > 0:29:23- What are you doing? - Leave her alone.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25- Mimi! - Let her go!

0:29:25 > 0:29:27Put her in the car.

0:29:28 > 0:29:32I'm releasing you without charge. Don't leave the premises.

0:29:34 > 0:29:38I'll get you out. I promise. I'll get you out.

0:29:38 > 0:29:40Come on.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44Come on.

0:29:50 > 0:29:51Sit down.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58I don't understand.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01I owe her everything.

0:30:03 > 0:30:04She used you.

0:30:04 > 0:30:05No!

0:30:05 > 0:30:10She gave me a life, took me off the streets when I had nothing.

0:30:12 > 0:30:17- Mimi...- And like you, I'd give up my life for the one I serve.

0:30:19 > 0:30:22Father, I've arranged a car to take you back.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24Thank you.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26But in the meantime, I still need that statement.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27Now.

0:30:41 > 0:30:45I know, it's very upsetting.

0:30:47 > 0:30:52But Father Brown is right. Madame Chania treated you appallingly.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54But what am I going to do without her?

0:30:54 > 0:30:56You don't need her. You'll cope.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58No.

0:30:58 > 0:30:59Trust me, you will.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02But you mustn't blame yourself.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04You're worth more than that.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09You really think so?

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Yes, I do.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Forgive me, I...

0:31:27 > 0:31:29She's just upset,

0:31:29 > 0:31:32and like all of us, has been bewitched by Madame Chania.

0:31:55 > 0:31:59Those roses have been pruned within an inch of their life.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01What would you know about pruning roses?

0:32:01 > 0:32:03I know your mind's on the Count.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06He was just a stranger.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Strangers can sometimes have the deepest effect on us.

0:32:09 > 0:32:13The thrill of the unknown. The danger.

0:32:13 > 0:32:15Nonsense.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18Well, it seems to me you can look at this in one of two ways.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21You can either dwell on what might have been,

0:32:21 > 0:32:23or you can cherish the memory.

0:32:23 > 0:32:28For a brief moment, somebody made you feel special.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30Alive.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36I know that look.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41I have been racking my brains to find a motive for the murders.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43Has Madame Chania confessed?

0:32:43 > 0:32:47Insists she's innocent, but won't say any more.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50Well, I'm just glad to be away from that hotel.

0:32:50 > 0:32:54Even before the murders, there was so much ungodly behaviour.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57Indeed. That maid was...

0:32:57 > 0:33:00far too tactile.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Oh!

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Madame Chania is the killer.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08But we already know that.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10Where are you off to?

0:33:10 > 0:33:12To hitch a ride!

0:33:46 > 0:33:47Father Brown.

0:33:47 > 0:33:51Ah. There you are.

0:33:53 > 0:33:54Going somewhere?

0:33:54 > 0:33:55I cannot bear to stay.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00But what brings you back, Father?

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Books.

0:34:05 > 0:34:06Books?

0:34:06 > 0:34:09Madame Chania said she wasn't attracted to women,

0:34:09 > 0:34:12yet most of her novels appear to be lesbian erotica.

0:34:12 > 0:34:14Rather odd.

0:34:14 > 0:34:19Unless you are the real Madame Chania.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21What?

0:34:21 > 0:34:25You changed roles with your maid before the guests arrived.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27You're not serious?

0:34:27 > 0:34:30Thus relinquishing your hostess duties,

0:34:30 > 0:34:33you were free to roam the hotel

0:34:33 > 0:34:35at will, killing when the opportunity arose.

0:34:37 > 0:34:38That's absurd.

0:34:38 > 0:34:42No doubt you told your maid that the swap was some...

0:34:42 > 0:34:45hedonistic game.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48Father, you said yourself, I was set up.

0:34:48 > 0:34:53In retrospect, it seemed too obvious.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55You were set up,

0:34:55 > 0:34:56by yourself.

0:34:59 > 0:35:02But you knew that someone was bound to spot the glaring clues

0:35:02 > 0:35:05you had laid.

0:35:07 > 0:35:12And that they'd assume you were framed by "Madame Chania."

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Making you above suspicion.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20You used her lighter to start the fire

0:35:20 > 0:35:23and then planted the safety catch in her bag.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26So I killed everyone?

0:35:26 > 0:35:28The Count, Dr Barashi,

0:35:28 > 0:35:31even the girl he hired?

0:35:31 > 0:35:34If the police hadn't arrived, you'd have killed us all.

0:35:35 > 0:35:40Myself and my companions were, like the girls, unwanted visitors,

0:35:40 > 0:35:42who had to be dealt with.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45But one of them got away.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53If all this were true, Father,

0:35:53 > 0:35:57don't you think the "real maid" would have told the police

0:35:57 > 0:35:59her true identity?

0:36:04 > 0:36:05Not if you told her not to.

0:36:08 > 0:36:13Dr Barashi said he heard Madame Chania slapping you.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18But it was the other way round. Wasn't it?

0:36:20 > 0:36:23And when you said you'd give your life for the one you serve,

0:36:23 > 0:36:26you were actually referring to the way your maid

0:36:26 > 0:36:28felt about you.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33If only she knew the truth.

0:36:34 > 0:36:35The truth.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41The truth...

0:36:41 > 0:36:45is that I am not Madame Chania.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49Yes. I believe you.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57I expect Madame Chania was a made-up name.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00Used to rent this hotel.

0:37:00 > 0:37:02So that after your killing spree,

0:37:02 > 0:37:07you could return to your travels and your real name.

0:37:07 > 0:37:13So, if I am not Madame Chania, who am I?

0:37:13 > 0:37:15Reading matter for the journey?

0:37:15 > 0:37:17German erotica,

0:37:17 > 0:37:20Lulu and Lucia,

0:37:20 > 0:37:22Business as Usual...

0:37:24 > 0:37:26African Safari.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Big game hunter?

0:37:30 > 0:37:32Ah, but that's a man's sport, Father.

0:37:35 > 0:37:40I remember reading some time ago in the National Geographic magazine

0:37:40 > 0:37:44about a white woman killing things in Africa.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47What was her name?

0:37:47 > 0:37:49Madame Chania...

0:37:51 > 0:37:54..is an anagram,

0:37:54 > 0:37:57of Ana Demiachia,

0:37:57 > 0:38:00the Italian huntress who has shot

0:38:00 > 0:38:03almost every living creature on Earth.

0:38:12 > 0:38:16Finally! I just couldn't resist a little clue.

0:38:16 > 0:38:21So, all your victims are trophies?

0:38:34 > 0:38:36Syrus.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10I'm going to give you a sporting chance, Father,

0:39:10 > 0:39:14although you may be a little sluggish

0:39:14 > 0:39:16after the opium cake.

0:39:18 > 0:39:22Does killing give you pleasure?

0:39:22 > 0:39:24Ever since I was a child.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26So this was all planned?

0:39:26 > 0:39:31Meticulously. To lure strangers to an isolated place.

0:39:31 > 0:39:36Multiple deaths, all by my hand. Such power!

0:39:36 > 0:39:39But why pick those three men?

0:39:39 > 0:39:44I had to choose someone. Their lack of ambition repulsed me.

0:39:44 > 0:39:45Ambition?

0:39:45 > 0:39:48They were obsessed by cheap, meaningless thrills,

0:39:48 > 0:39:50lechery, gluttony.

0:39:50 > 0:39:55A true hedonist puts pleasure before everything.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58Before another's pain.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Another's life.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03People are just animals.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05And you're a different kind of animal?

0:40:05 > 0:40:09Technically. I'm a hedonistic existentialist.

0:40:09 > 0:40:11A what?

0:40:11 > 0:40:16I cope with the nightmare of living with the joy of killing.

0:40:18 > 0:40:23When I load the last bullet, the hunt begins,

0:40:23 > 0:40:26so you'd better run, Father.

0:40:28 > 0:40:31But watch out for my traps.

0:40:33 > 0:40:38Last one, Father, then I shoot you.

0:40:40 > 0:40:44Yes. I believe you will.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48Father Brown!

0:40:48 > 0:40:50Father Brown!

0:40:50 > 0:40:52I'm going to find you!

0:40:58 > 0:41:00Father!

0:41:03 > 0:41:04Father Brown!

0:41:04 > 0:41:06Father Brown!

0:41:10 > 0:41:14'You may be a little sluggish after the opium cake.'

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Father!

0:41:16 > 0:41:17'Ana Demiachia.'

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Where are you hiding, Father?

0:41:19 > 0:41:20'Every living creature...'

0:41:20 > 0:41:22'Trophies.'

0:41:22 > 0:41:24I will find you, Father!

0:41:24 > 0:41:26'She's dead.'

0:41:26 > 0:41:27'People are just animals.'

0:41:27 > 0:41:30'Multiple deaths, all by my hand.'

0:41:30 > 0:41:32- 'She's dead.'- 'Such power!'

0:41:32 > 0:41:34'But watch out for my traps.'

0:41:34 > 0:41:36SHE SCREAMS

0:41:36 > 0:41:38Help me!

0:41:38 > 0:41:40Father Brown!

0:41:40 > 0:41:43Help me, Father Brown!

0:42:08 > 0:42:13God said, "Let the Earth bring forth

0:42:13 > 0:42:17"the living creature in its kind,

0:42:17 > 0:42:20"the cattle, the creeping things,

0:42:20 > 0:42:23"and the beasts of the Earth,

0:42:23 > 0:42:27"each according to its kind."

0:42:27 > 0:42:29And it was so done.

0:42:34 > 0:42:39# All creatures of our God and King

0:42:39 > 0:42:45# Lift up your voice and with us sing

0:42:45 > 0:42:48# Hallelujah

0:42:48 > 0:42:52# Hallelujah

0:42:53 > 0:42:59# Thou burning sun with golden beam

0:42:59 > 0:43:04# And silver moon with softer gleam

0:43:06 > 0:43:09# O praise Him

0:43:09 > 0:43:12# O praise Him

0:43:12 > 0:43:15# Hallelujah

0:43:15 > 0:43:19# Hallelujah

0:43:19 > 0:43:23# Hallelujah! #

0:43:35 > 0:43:36GLASS SMASHING