The Wrath of Baron Samdi

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03SURF BREAKS, BIRDS CALL

0:00:03 > 0:00:05PERCUSSION MUSIC

0:00:05 > 0:00:06Papa Legba!

0:00:06 > 0:00:09ALL SING AND CHANT

0:00:10 > 0:00:12THUNDER RUMBLES

0:00:12 > 0:00:15ALL ULULATE

0:00:15 > 0:00:16SINGING

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Papa Legba!

0:00:18 > 0:00:21SINGING

0:00:23 > 0:00:24SHE GASPS

0:00:27 > 0:00:29MUSIC STOPS

0:00:29 > 0:00:30Papa Legba...

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- ouvre baye pou mwen, ago eh! - METAL SCRAPES

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Baron Samdi,

0:00:35 > 0:00:37I offer you food and rum.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39I offer you incense.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44I call on you to grace us with your presence.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46THUNDER CRASHES

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Papa Legba!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51ALL SING

0:00:59 > 0:01:01THUNDER RUMBLES

0:01:01 > 0:01:03SHE GURGLES

0:01:05 > 0:01:07DISTORTED GROWLS

0:01:07 > 0:01:10MUSIC CONTINUES

0:01:10 > 0:01:13SHE YELLS

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Ayibobo!

0:01:18 > 0:01:21SHE GRUNTS

0:01:21 > 0:01:23THUNDER RUMBLES

0:01:29 > 0:01:31DISTORTED VOICE: She has forsaken you. Let her go.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- I can't.- You are weak.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38She has been beguiled.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41SHE CACKLES

0:01:41 > 0:01:42By an Englishman?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Yes.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46What do you want from me?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Your blessing...

0:01:48 > 0:01:49SHE GRUNTS

0:01:49 > 0:01:52..for what I'm about to do.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54I want that Englishman gone.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Death?

0:01:55 > 0:01:56No.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Something worse.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04THUNDER CRASHES

0:02:38 > 0:02:39COW MOOS NEARBY

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Maybe we can do a gig here.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Morning!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Yeah, I'm sure this lot love a bit of jazz...

0:02:48 > 0:02:49FAINT DRUMMING

0:02:49 > 0:02:51You all right?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Yeah, I'm fine.- Come on, then.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11I love the English. So open-hearted(!)

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- It's why I came here. - I'm having words. - DOOR SLAMS

0:03:14 > 0:03:16URGENT KNOCKING Welcome to Kembleford.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I'm not sure your welcome is shared by everyone, you know, Father.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21I can only apologise.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Does your apology come with a place to stay?- Our car broke down.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Because this clod didn't check the engine properly, did you, son?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Don't be so hard on the boy.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Where are you heading?- Birmingham. We've got a gig tomorrow.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Well, I suppose we could find room for you in the presbytery.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41As long as some of you don't mind sleeping on the floor...

0:03:41 > 0:03:43For us, that's The Ritz, Father.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46There is one condition.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49DOUBLE BASS INTRO

0:03:51 > 0:03:54# All of me

0:03:54 > 0:03:59# Why not take all of me?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02# Can't you see

0:04:02 > 0:04:07# I'm no good without you?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11# Take my lips

0:04:11 > 0:04:16# I want to lose them

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- # Take my arms, I'll never use... # - MUSIC STUMBLES AND STOPS

0:04:20 > 0:04:23What on earth is going on?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- You have got to be joking! - It's only for one night.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Where are they going to sleep?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Um, the settee, the floor!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- They're complete strangers.- All the more reason for making them welcome.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Make yourself at home.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Mrs McCarthy will find blankets,

0:04:42 > 0:04:46and I think that I've got some spare dressing gowns somewhere

0:04:46 > 0:04:48because it can get quite chilly in here at night.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Sid's on the phone to the garage about your car.- Grand.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56I heard him tutting a lot, I wouldn't hold out much hope.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00So if there's anything I can do to make your stay more comfortable?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02That's very kind of you, isn't it, love?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06How did you two meet?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08KNOCK AT DOOR

0:05:08 > 0:05:11We were touring Haiti a couple of months ago. Port-au-Prince.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14When I heard Yveline sing, I knew we had to have her.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- EMMANUEL:- I wonder if I could speak to Miss Lafond.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- < Who?- I believe she's here.- Um...

0:05:25 > 0:05:27What are you doing here?

0:05:29 > 0:05:33I wanted to see with my own eyes what this cochon has over you.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Who's this?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37How could you?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- How could you just go?- I...

0:05:40 > 0:05:42No goodbye? Not to your family...

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Your friends... Me?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46What can I say?

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I swept her off her feet.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Now, who the hell are you? - You must come with me.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- No.- We belong together. - Hang on a minute, sunshine.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57DON'T...touch me!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Let's just calm down, shall we?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I don't know what it was you think you had with Yveline,

0:06:02 > 0:06:04but it's over.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06She's mine now.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08In fact...

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- ..we're getting married.- What?

0:06:12 > 0:06:13When did this happen?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Is this true?

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Emmanuel...

0:06:23 > 0:06:25please,

0:06:25 > 0:06:27let me go.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Baron Samdi will judge you.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42I take it that man was your ex-boyfriend?

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Yes.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45He was also my houngan.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47- "Houngan"?- Voodoo priest.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Voodoo?!

0:06:50 > 0:06:54There is a saying, in Haiti the population is 80% Catholic,

0:06:54 > 0:06:5620% Protestant, and 100% Voodoo.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Why didn't you tell me about him? - I didn't think it was important.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02It was important enough for him

0:07:02 > 0:07:04to have chased you halfway round the world.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Do you still do the voodoo?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I haven't given up on my faith...

0:07:10 > 0:07:12..Catholic or voodoo.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16I don't see how anyone can belong to two religions at the same time.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Voodoo's a syncretic religion - it combines belief systems.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Tommy's become quite the aficionado since Yveline joined the band.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26I've got a book on it if you want.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28- No, thank you.- Yes, please!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Right, I've just got off the phone to the garage.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33It's bad news, I'm afraid. Your carburettor's shot.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36So, you'll not get that back for at least a couple of days.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- There goes our gig. - And we're out of pocket.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I wonder if there's anything we can do to help.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44No offence...

0:07:44 > 0:07:47I don't think jazz is appropriate for church.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- All that...swaying of hips. - I've an idea.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52I've a chum who's opening a luxury hotel.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55He's already booked a pianist, but I'm sure I can persuade him

0:07:55 > 0:07:57to take on a few more instrumentalists.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59"Luxury hotel"? I think we could manage that.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Have you got a telephone? I'll tell them we can't make it.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03In the study.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Well, I think you're all missing the point -

0:08:08 > 0:08:10what about that mad voodoo priest?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Sorry, voodoo? Have I missed something?

0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Do you think Emmanuel means to do you harm?- No.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Who is Baron Samdi?

0:08:23 > 0:08:24He's a Lwa.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27A spirit.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30What sort of spirit?

0:08:31 > 0:08:32The spirit of the dead.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Apologies again.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Just one of those things, I'm afraid.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49I didn't say "yes".

0:08:49 > 0:08:50You said you'd think about it.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52That's not the same as a "yes"!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54What else you going to do?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Go back to Haiti?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00We'll be happy.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01We can settle down.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Have kids. Don't you want that? - FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:09:04 > 0:09:05What happens to the band?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08When you get married?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- All good things come to an end. - Not this!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13This is too important.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Get over it, Lloydy.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16It's more than music!

0:09:16 > 0:09:17It's what we stand for!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Overcoming barriers.

0:09:19 > 0:09:24- What, you want to destroy that, over some saviour kick?- What?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Everything all right?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- I'm going to look for your priest. - What?

0:09:31 > 0:09:35- And what do you intend to do when you find him?- I'll improvise, Vicar.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- I insist on mediating.- I'm coming, too.- No, you're not.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41I will not be treated like the "little woman".

0:09:42 > 0:09:43This involves me, too.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59BIRDSONG

0:09:59 > 0:10:01FIRE CRACKLES

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Where are you?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Maybe he went to take a leak.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10BIRDS FLUTTER CLOSE BY

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Show yourself!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Come on, show yourself, you little cochon!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19I think that was a squirrel.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21And in any case, you stand a better chance

0:10:21 > 0:10:25of reaching a peaceful resolution if you just calm down.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28I'm not going to calm down while some maniac's stalking my fiance.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30He's not a maniac.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32He's a man with a broken heart,

0:10:32 > 0:10:34and he deserves some understanding.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Just wait till tomorrow. That's all I'm asking.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41I'll drive you back after the gig at the hotel.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50FIRE FIZZES

0:10:50 > 0:10:52CLATTERING

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Should you really be letting her do that in here?

0:11:08 > 0:11:09Do what?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- The voodoo?!- It's fascinating.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Their creator God is called Bondye.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19What Yveline's doing is called "illuminasyon".

0:11:19 > 0:11:21The Immaculate Heart of Mary

0:11:21 > 0:11:24has a corresponding Lwa...

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Well, if you find it all so fascinating, why don't you convert?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33If you don't mind, may I have another slice of your sweet pie?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Yes, of course, dear. That's what it's there for.- Thank you.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48This is exactly what I'm talking about.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51She has just offered my Bakewell tart to a voodoo spirit!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53SHE SIGHS

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Lwa Erzulie Balianne helps people forget their past loves.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04I'm going to ask her to watch over Emmanuel.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Heal his pain.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10It's the only way he will have peace.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13The only way we will be free of him.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18"Je vous salue, Marie,

0:12:18 > 0:12:20"pleine de grace.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22"Le Seigneur est avec vous.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25"Vous etes benie entre toutes les femmes,

0:12:25 > 0:12:28"et Jesus, le fruit de vos entrailles, est beni..."

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Amen.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37GLASS SMASHES

0:12:46 > 0:12:48WIND HOWLS

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Father?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53What's going on?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55SHE GASPS

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Glass is all on the inside.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Looks like someone broke the window, reached in, unlocked the door,

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- and dumped the chicken. - Well done, Sherlock(!)

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Why don't you get out there and start looking for this nutcase

0:13:10 > 0:13:13instead of standing around stating the bleeding obvious?

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Sir, until I ask you a question,

0:13:15 > 0:13:18I must kindly ask you to shut your mouth! Thank you very much.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19- Anyone see anything?- No.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22I saw someone.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Running away, through the window.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Description?

0:13:26 > 0:13:27It was too dark.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29That's not very helpful, is it(?)

0:13:30 > 0:13:33And this bloke, he's a...a what?

0:13:33 > 0:13:34A houngan.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35A voodoo priest.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39I knew I shouldn't have stayed in bed this morning!

0:13:39 > 0:13:42So, this is...some sort of...

0:13:44 > 0:13:46- ..voodoo sacrifice?- No.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Animal sacrifices only take place during ceremonies.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53This...was a warning.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57SERGEANT SIGHS

0:14:07 > 0:14:09FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Sir! Sir...

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Be careful, sir.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Careful?

0:14:17 > 0:14:19The way he was looking at me.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22I think he was doing something...voodoo.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26"Something voodoo"?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Your sergeant scares easily.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40You'll be glad to hear I don't.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45- Where were you last night, around 1:20am?- Asleep in my tent.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Farmer adjacent to the field you're staying

0:14:49 > 0:14:54- reported one of his chickens stolen last night.- That's unfortunate.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Isn't it?

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Where'd you get your car?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01I paid for it when I arrived in London.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06Didn't know voodoo priests could afford cars.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09We are all ignorant of some things, Inspector.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11You got proof?

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Of your ignorance?

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Of the car.

0:15:15 > 0:15:16You know what's strange?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20I've owned the car for only two days now,

0:15:20 > 0:15:25and yet, you are the third officer to ask to prove ownership.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28I wonder why that is.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33SLAMS TABLE

0:15:33 > 0:15:35I am not a thief.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40We could play this game if you want.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43I ask you questions, you tell me lies. We go round in circles.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46But I can't be bothered with all that,

0:15:46 > 0:15:48so I'll tell you what's going to happen.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50You're going to get into your car,

0:15:50 > 0:15:52and you're going to drive out of Kembleford,

0:15:52 > 0:15:54and never come back.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56Understand?

0:16:05 > 0:16:08DOOR SLAMS

0:16:08 > 0:16:10JAZZ INTRO PLAYS

0:16:25 > 0:16:28# All of me

0:16:28 > 0:16:32# Why not take all of me?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36# Can't you see

0:16:36 > 0:16:40# I'm no good without you?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44# Take my lips

0:16:44 > 0:16:49# I want to lose them.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51# Take my arms... #

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Poor turn-out!

0:16:53 > 0:16:57# ..I'll never use them... #

0:16:57 > 0:16:58At least that means there's plenty of booze.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00It's a dress rehearsal.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04The guests will arrive later, so please try to restrain yourself.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07What must it cost to stay in a place like this?

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Upwards of £20 a night. - £20 a night!

0:17:10 > 0:17:13One has to pay for the finer things in life.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17Easy enough, I suppose, when you're born with a silver spoon.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Let's just listen to the...

0:17:20 > 0:17:21# ..Take the rest... #

0:17:21 > 0:17:23..music.

0:17:23 > 0:17:29# ..Baby, take all of me. #

0:17:29 > 0:17:32SONG ENDS

0:17:37 > 0:17:39No, he scarpered.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Hm.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42- < JOSEPH: - When I get my hands on him!

0:17:42 > 0:17:43< GLASS SMASHES

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Just cos you're stronger than him, doesn't mean he won't beat you.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- Is that right? - He's a voodoo priest.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53You don't know what he's capable of.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Of course, cos you're the voodoo expert(!)

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Tell you what, if he casts a spell, I'll come and get you.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- You can wave your little wand(!) - I'm coming with you.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06I DON'T need any more mediation, Father.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Hey! Cochon!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Where are you?!

0:18:28 > 0:18:31BIRDS CAW

0:18:31 > 0:18:33FAINT DRUMMING

0:18:33 > 0:18:36FAINT ULULATING SINGING

0:18:38 > 0:18:40RUMBLING

0:18:41 > 0:18:44The gardens are divine, don't you think?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Edmund brought in a Parisian designer specially.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Oh, indeed.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52My box hedges have been compared favourably to those at Versailles.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55SHE SHRIEKS

0:18:55 > 0:18:57MURMURING

0:19:13 > 0:19:14BIRDS CAW

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Police surgeon thinks he drowned.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20He wouldn't drown in a swimming pool.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Maybe that priest used his voodoo magic!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25froze his legs and arms,

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- and then just pushed him in. - Is that possible?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Sergeant, here's a tip.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31Make a note.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35When asking questions, try to make them sensible!

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Father, where are you going?

0:19:38 > 0:19:40To research your theory.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55"Poison derived from the puffer fish...

0:19:55 > 0:19:57"Potent neurotoxin sometimes used

0:19:57 > 0:19:59"to punish those who violate social..."

0:19:59 > 0:20:01CREAKING NEARBY

0:20:03 > 0:20:05How did you get in here?

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Magic.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11I picked the lock.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13I'm quite handy at that.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Perhaps we're kindred spirits.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24You were right.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25I am heartbroken.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I'm sorry you're so unhappy.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33The last two months, all I could think of was getting her back.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Every waking moment.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36By killing Joseph?

0:20:36 > 0:20:38HE SCOFFS

0:20:38 > 0:20:40My plan was not to kill him.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Then what?

0:20:42 > 0:20:43Enslave him.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46"Enslave him"?

0:20:49 > 0:20:50I followed them from London...

0:20:51 > 0:20:54..waiting for an opportunity to give him this.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58In large doses, it kills.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02In small doses, it can make a man appear dead.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05But there is a spot.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06A sweet spot.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Not too much. Not too little.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10But just right.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12The man is neither dead nor alive.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16He can't speak. He has no feeling.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18He walks without thought.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Good for nothing more than ploughing the fields.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26And presumably, he can't love, either.

0:21:26 > 0:21:27Exactly.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29How can a man love

0:21:29 > 0:21:31without a soul?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Zombification.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34Your word,

0:21:34 > 0:21:35not ours.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39What happened at the hotel?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44When I saw her on stage...

0:21:47 > 0:21:48She looked so...

0:21:50 > 0:21:51..free.

0:21:54 > 0:21:55I couldn't go through with it.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59I couldn't remove that smile from her face.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- DOOR OPENS - Father, I...

0:22:02 > 0:22:03No need to worry.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Are you all right, Father? - Absolutely.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11- How did you...? - Oh, Mr Mugridge gave me a lift.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Yes, thank you...

0:22:18 > 0:22:19Good old Mr Mugridge.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22- In all likelihood, she will call the police.- What for?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24I haven't done anything.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28You don't know about Joseph, do you?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30He's dead.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34What?

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Possibly poisoned.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40- It wasn't me.- Then you should tell that to the police.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43You think they'll believe me?

0:22:44 > 0:22:48Father, I'm not going to hang for something I didn't do.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53Emmanuel, please, this will just make things worse.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03- BELLS RING - That's him.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04BELLS RING

0:23:04 > 0:23:06TYRES SCREECH

0:23:10 > 0:23:12BIRDSONG

0:23:18 > 0:23:21I bet you didn't think you'd be chasing a voodoo priest

0:23:21 > 0:23:23around the countryside when you came to Kembleford, sir.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Didn't have many of them in Durham, no.

0:23:28 > 0:23:29Come on!

0:23:29 > 0:23:31ENGINE REVS

0:23:36 > 0:23:39TYRES SCREECH

0:23:40 > 0:23:42He's going to hit the tree!

0:23:42 > 0:23:43EXPLOSION

0:23:43 > 0:23:45He's hit the tree.

0:23:47 > 0:23:51FIRE CRACKLES

0:23:56 > 0:23:58HE GROANS

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Stay still.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06- You'll kill yourself. - I'll call for an ambulance.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09HE GROANS

0:24:12 > 0:24:14I didn't do it.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17That'll be for the court to decide...

0:24:17 > 0:24:19HE WHIMPERS

0:24:33 > 0:24:35'He died at the scene.'

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Oh, my God!

0:24:39 > 0:24:40This was in his pocket.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43We haven't tested it yet, but we suspect it's some kind of poison.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Must've paralysed him.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47So, my theory was right.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50One thing we can't understand is how he gave it to him.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53There were no puncture marks on Mr Sinclair's body.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56That's assuming that it took effect immediately.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59If it was slow-acting, he could've ingested it before...

0:24:59 > 0:25:01I don't need your help, Padre, thank you.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Anyone see him eat or drink anything at the hotel?

0:25:05 > 0:25:07We were on stage as soon as we got there.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08Weren't even offered a biscuit!

0:25:10 > 0:25:14Which means he probably ingested the poison while he was on stage.

0:25:35 > 0:25:36The break-in!

0:25:36 > 0:25:38That's what he came here to do!

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Dead chicken was just a diversion.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43This is what he was really up to. We'll need to take this.

0:25:45 > 0:25:46Well, that's a relief that's all over.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50- TEARFULLY:- Excuse me...

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Inspector, I spoke to Emmanuel.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01He told me he didn't do it.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Told me the same thing. Funny - killers often say things like that.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06I believe he was telling the truth.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08He loved Yveline.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Yes. Enough to kill her boyfriend.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Enough to let her go. - You're a soft touch, Padre.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16At least consider the possibility!

0:26:16 > 0:26:20This case is closed! Stick your oar out.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39You all right?

0:26:42 > 0:26:44I'm sorry about your father.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Don't worry about me.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49You are so sweet.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53- SHE GASPS - Tommy... No.

0:27:12 > 0:27:13What are you doing?

0:27:14 > 0:27:18If you're still looking for clues...

0:27:18 > 0:27:21That means you think the voodoo priest was innocent?

0:27:22 > 0:27:24- His name was Emmanuel.- Oh...

0:27:25 > 0:27:30If he broke in last night, then why did he pick the lock today?

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Why not come in the same way?

0:27:35 > 0:27:38I can't believe I didn't see it before.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40- Didn't see what exactly? - None of us did.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43We were too preoccupied with the notion

0:27:43 > 0:27:44that Emmanuel was the intruder.

0:27:46 > 0:27:47Father!

0:27:47 > 0:27:50DOG BARKS OUTSIDE

0:27:50 > 0:27:51Oh!

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Mind you don't cut yourself.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56Unless the intruder had extendable arms...

0:27:57 > 0:28:00..he didn't unlock the door from the outside.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Must've unlocked it from the inside.

0:28:11 > 0:28:15Are you telling me that one of the people living in your house

0:28:15 > 0:28:17is a homicidal poisoner?

0:28:17 > 0:28:18It would appear so.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21I warned you! Didn't I warn you?

0:28:21 > 0:28:23Strangers!

0:28:23 > 0:28:27- I take it you won't be asking them to stay another night. - HE SIGHS

0:28:27 > 0:28:30But their car won't be fixed until tomorrow.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33And I stand a better chance of working out who did it

0:28:33 > 0:28:35if I keep them close.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38And a better chance of getting yourself killed!

0:28:40 > 0:28:43- I'll be...- I'm staying tonight.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45- That won't...- I'm staying tonight.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47And where will you sleep?

0:28:47 > 0:28:50The question isn't where will I sleep.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52The question is where will you sleep.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56LOUD SNORING

0:28:56 > 0:28:57SHE GROANS

0:28:57 > 0:29:00Snore, snore, snore!

0:29:02 > 0:29:04LOUD SNORING

0:29:04 > 0:29:05CREAKING

0:29:05 > 0:29:08- FOOTSTEPS - Did you hear that?!

0:29:08 > 0:29:10HE SNORTS

0:29:11 > 0:29:13It's a good thing one of us was awake.

0:29:17 > 0:29:21I'm sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24Quite all right.

0:29:24 > 0:29:25Herbal tea.

0:29:27 > 0:29:28Good for insomnia.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32So, you and the old lady?

0:29:33 > 0:29:35Most certainly not!

0:29:35 > 0:29:36And who are you calling "old"?

0:29:38 > 0:29:40Mrs McCarthy, why don't you wait in the bedroom?

0:29:40 > 0:29:43I'm not leaving you alone with that.

0:29:43 > 0:29:44I'll be all right.

0:29:44 > 0:29:45Um...

0:29:45 > 0:29:46Please.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03You said you saw someone running away the night of the break-in?

0:30:03 > 0:30:06- That's right. - Thing is, I have evidence

0:30:06 > 0:30:09that the break-in was staged.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12- You accusing me of being a liar, Father?- Distorting the truth.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14- You think I'm a murderer, too? - I don't know.

0:30:14 > 0:30:15I'm not.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19Then why lie about seeing an intruder?

0:30:22 > 0:30:24HE SIGHS

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Because you're protecting whoever did it.

0:30:29 > 0:30:33- You saw the killer put the poison on the saxophone, didn't you?- No.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36But you saw something.

0:30:37 > 0:30:41I saw them running back into the lounge after breaking the window.

0:30:41 > 0:30:42I didn't know what was going on.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45If I'd known they'd put poison on the saxophone,

0:30:45 > 0:30:47I would have said something.

0:30:49 > 0:30:52- Who was it?- What have you to gain?

0:30:52 > 0:30:53A man is dead.

0:30:53 > 0:30:54Two men!

0:30:54 > 0:30:57And now, you want to send someone else to the executioner?

0:30:57 > 0:31:00- Whoever did this could easily do it again.- I doubt it.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02- Why?- Because...

0:31:02 > 0:31:03it was personal.

0:31:07 > 0:31:08Let it lie, Father.

0:31:25 > 0:31:26Looking for me?

0:31:28 > 0:31:29I just wanted to say...

0:31:29 > 0:31:30Ow!

0:31:31 > 0:31:33That's sharp!

0:31:37 > 0:31:39Um, how sorry I am about your father.

0:31:41 > 0:31:42Thank you, Father.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47- Goodnight.- Goodnight.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Not while there's a poisoner in the house.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11And look how much you've drunk already.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14- But I made it myself!- I don't care.

0:32:17 > 0:32:20And I hope you rinsed your toothbrush before you used it.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22We can't afford to take any chances.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33Where are you going now?

0:32:33 > 0:32:36We have a gig coming up in Soho.

0:32:37 > 0:32:39So, the band's staying together?

0:32:41 > 0:32:43- We're not sure yet. - What do you mean?

0:32:44 > 0:32:47- You're not leaving.- I don't know.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49What you going to do instead? Clean toilets?

0:32:49 > 0:32:51That's all you'll get in this country.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55Morning all, good news! Car's ready, wahey!

0:32:55 > 0:32:57Bad news is, you have to pick it up.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59I'll drive you down whenever you're ready.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03- Thank you so much, Father. - You've been a godsend.

0:33:05 > 0:33:07Tommy, before you go,

0:33:07 > 0:33:08can I have a word...

0:33:08 > 0:33:10in the garden?

0:33:11 > 0:33:12Of course.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23You wanted to say something, Father?

0:33:26 > 0:33:27I'm so sorry.

0:33:27 > 0:33:28For what?

0:33:30 > 0:33:33For the way your father treated you. He was a bully.

0:33:33 > 0:33:34All your life, I imagine.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37It's his voice in your head

0:33:37 > 0:33:40when you don't feel you're good enough. Not worthy.

0:33:40 > 0:33:44So, you brought me out here to what? Psychoanalyse me?

0:33:44 > 0:33:46And then, there's Yveline.

0:33:46 > 0:33:47You're in love with her.

0:33:48 > 0:33:53It must've hurt you deeply when your father announced their engagement.

0:33:53 > 0:33:54You think I killed him.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57Well we both saw the shard of glass on your arm.

0:33:57 > 0:33:58That could've come from anywhere.

0:33:58 > 0:34:02It came from when you used your elbow to break the kitchen window.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06You took the poison from Emmanuel's tent, didn't you?

0:34:06 > 0:34:08When we went looking for him.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25'Afterwards, you stole the chicken, killed it...'

0:34:26 > 0:34:28And then, when everyone was asleep,

0:34:28 > 0:34:30you put poison on your father's saxophone...

0:34:37 > 0:34:38'..then staged the break-in,'

0:34:38 > 0:34:43left the dead chicken to make it look as if it was Emmanuel.

0:34:43 > 0:34:44GLASS SMASHES

0:34:47 > 0:34:49HE PANTS

0:34:49 > 0:34:51HE GROANS

0:34:55 > 0:34:58It wasn't even a plan when I took the phial.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02But I knew what it was.

0:35:04 > 0:35:05And I knew I wanted to be free.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11I knew she wanted to be free, too.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14She never loved him.

0:35:16 > 0:35:18He would've made just as lousy a husband as he did a father.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24And for that, he deserved to die?

0:35:24 > 0:35:26You just said what a terrible father he was.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29That doesn't mean I condone what you did,

0:35:29 > 0:35:31or that you shouldn't seek forgiveness.

0:35:31 > 0:35:35The first step to that is telling the police the truth.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37I'm not going to do that.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39And you're not going to tell on me either.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41You won't be able to.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Not after the poison I gave you.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54WIND WHISTLES

0:35:54 > 0:35:55BIRDS CAW

0:35:56 > 0:35:57Oh.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02- I made my own tea. - It wasn't in the tea.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04It was on your toothbrush.

0:36:04 > 0:36:05Mrs McCarthy was right.

0:36:10 > 0:36:13Never expected those to be my last words.

0:36:13 > 0:36:14HE CHUCKLES

0:36:14 > 0:36:16FAINT DRUMMING

0:36:29 > 0:36:31Father Brown's collapsed!

0:36:36 > 0:36:37Father?!

0:36:40 > 0:36:42Father! Father?

0:36:42 > 0:36:44Father...Father...?

0:36:46 > 0:36:47He's dead.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51No!

0:36:51 > 0:36:52- Father!- No!

0:36:52 > 0:36:53It can't be!

0:36:53 > 0:36:55Father!

0:37:02 > 0:37:04No-one leaves.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07- I want a postmortem straightaway. - Yes, sir.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Toxicology report. Everything.

0:37:10 > 0:37:11I'm so sorry.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14There's something I need to show you!

0:37:27 > 0:37:30- Well, I'll be...! - He told you, didn't he?

0:37:30 > 0:37:33He told you Emmanuel wasn't the killer.

0:37:33 > 0:37:35But would you listen?! No!

0:37:36 > 0:37:37And now he's dead.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40And it's your fault. It's YOUR fault.

0:37:40 > 0:37:43- Now, look, I know you're upset... - She's not wrong, though, is she?

0:37:44 > 0:37:48- You are nothing but a Keystone Cop. - Now, look here!

0:37:48 > 0:37:51A useless, incompetent, lazy...

0:37:51 > 0:37:53- You watch it.- Why? What are you going to do? You going to arrest me?

0:37:53 > 0:37:55Sidney, stop it. This isn't helping.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57THEY SIGH

0:37:57 > 0:37:59His blood is on your hands.

0:37:59 > 0:38:02His blood is on the hands of whoever killed him.

0:38:03 > 0:38:06And I promise you all, I'm going to find out who that was.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08And make sure they hang.

0:38:12 > 0:38:18You're all suspects in the murders of Joseph Sinclair and Father Brown.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22My sergeant's going to search you and your belongings,

0:38:22 > 0:38:24and whichever one of you did it,

0:38:24 > 0:38:28I'm personally going to see that you hang.

0:38:28 > 0:38:32- How could you? How could you? A priest!- What's this?

0:38:32 > 0:38:35- Tommy?- I don't know what he's talking about.- I saw him that night!

0:38:35 > 0:38:37- He staged the break-in.- I love you!

0:38:37 > 0:38:39YVELINE GASPS

0:38:43 > 0:38:45HE GRUNTS

0:38:45 > 0:38:47- Let me at him! I'll kill him! - Tommy Sinclair,

0:38:47 > 0:38:50I'm arresting you for the murders of Joseph...

0:38:50 > 0:38:52- Wait! He's not dead.- Who? - Father Brown.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54I just gave him enough to knock him out for a few hours

0:38:54 > 0:38:57while I could get away. It wasn't enough to kill him.

0:38:57 > 0:38:58Well, you did kill him, didn't you?

0:38:58 > 0:39:01You don't understand. It only slows his heart.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03It doesn't stop it. He's not dead.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08Call the police station! Get them to tell the surgeon!

0:39:11 > 0:39:14CHANTING

0:39:24 > 0:39:26TELEPHONE RINGS

0:39:42 > 0:39:44TELEPHONE RINGS

0:39:48 > 0:39:50BELLS RING

0:39:54 > 0:39:56TELEPHONE RINGS

0:39:56 > 0:39:58TYRES SCREECH

0:39:58 > 0:39:59DOORS SLAM

0:40:00 > 0:40:02SURGEON YELLS

0:40:02 > 0:40:04Oh! Are you with me, Padre?

0:40:04 > 0:40:07Tell me you're all right. How many fingers am I holding up?

0:40:10 > 0:40:12Sir Winston Churchill.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20Even half-dead you're a pain in the neck!

0:40:27 > 0:40:29HE SNORES

0:40:31 > 0:40:34Now don't get used to this.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36Just because we all thought you were dead

0:40:36 > 0:40:40doesn't mean you get to stuff your face every day.

0:40:40 > 0:40:41Noted.

0:40:41 > 0:40:45- How are you feeling? - Glad to be alive.- So say we all.

0:40:45 > 0:40:47It would've been frightfully dull without you.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49Not to mention half my handyman work comes from you, Father,

0:40:49 > 0:40:51so where would that have left me?

0:40:51 > 0:40:54Well, it's nice to know I would've been missed!

0:40:54 > 0:40:55Look who found on the way here.

0:40:55 > 0:40:58- I didn't mean to interrupt your party.- Not at all.

0:40:59 > 0:41:01This is for you.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03Ohh...

0:41:03 > 0:41:05Haitian sweet potato pudding cake.

0:41:05 > 0:41:07And I wanted you to have this.

0:41:09 > 0:41:10Lwa Gran Bwa.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15Syncretised with Saint Christopher.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17He will help your healing.

0:41:20 > 0:41:21And how are you?

0:41:23 > 0:41:25Lloyd and me have joined a new band.

0:41:25 > 0:41:26I'm still singing.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29I'm happy.

0:41:30 > 0:41:32I'll get a knife to cut this.

0:41:37 > 0:41:41- I think we all know what to do with that.- It was a gift.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43No more voodoo for you.

0:41:44 > 0:41:45Padre!

0:41:45 > 0:41:47These are for you...

0:41:49 > 0:41:51From the staff, like. Not just from me.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53But, you know...from me, too.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56Inspector Mallory, not feeling guilty, are we?

0:41:56 > 0:41:57You should be.

0:41:57 > 0:41:58- Quite.- Hear, hear.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01Look. I'm sorry for what happened.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04But whatever I did or didn't do wrong -

0:42:04 > 0:42:06and I'm not saying I did anything wrong...

0:42:08 > 0:42:11..in the end, I did save your bacon.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15And you wouldn't be here enjoying tea with the padre

0:42:15 > 0:42:19if it weren't for me. So, you know, swings and roundabouts.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21That is the worst apology I've ever heard.

0:42:21 > 0:42:25Besides, think what it's going to do for your church numbers.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29You're the priest that came back from the dead!

0:42:35 > 0:42:38That is a rumour we don't want spreading.

0:42:40 > 0:42:41Noted.