The Two Deaths of Hercule Flambeau

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0:00:03 > 0:00:06Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Et in lux perpetua luceat eis.

0:00:10 > 0:00:11Requiescat in pace.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13- Amen. ALL:- Amen.

0:00:15 > 0:00:16Does anyone want to say a few words?

0:00:19 > 0:00:23Then I will ask you all to join with me in a moment's silence

0:00:23 > 0:00:25to pray for the departed,

0:00:25 > 0:00:27that his troubled soul may find peace.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Good riddance, if you ask me.

0:00:43 > 0:00:44God be with you all.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Well, I don't see why I can't take it to the woman on Croft Lane.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Because any self-respecting young lady should know

0:01:22 > 0:01:24how to fix a ripped seam!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26I can fix a broken fan-belt,

0:01:26 > 0:01:28and I can fix an excellent martini.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30There's nothing wrong with my self-respect.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36It's bound to be another of his tricks.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37I'm not so sure.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Flambeau was holding some sort of bomb when the police opened fire.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Oh, spare us the gory details!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Not to speak ill of the dead...

0:01:46 > 0:01:49..but why spare that wicked man a second thought?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Flambeau and I crossed paths a number of times.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55He was a thief and a troublemaker.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Exactly why I fear for his soul.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01I had hoped to lead him to redemption.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Now, it is too late.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07You did your best.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09And now he's got his comeuppance!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Oh, he wasn't that bad.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Oh, yes, his morals left a little to be desired,

0:02:14 > 0:02:16but he was terribly charming.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19And one could never accuse him of being boring!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Well, much good did it do him!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Enough talk of Flambeau.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26When are we going to Gloucester?

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Gloucester?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30To the Cathedral.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33To see the crown everyone's talking about.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Page three.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Ooh! "The Iron Crown is so called

0:02:39 > 0:02:43"because of the single band of metal that holds it together,

0:02:43 > 0:02:45"supposedly forged from one of the nails

0:02:45 > 0:02:47"at the crucifixion of Christ."

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Sounds a little bit morbid as far as head-wear goes.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54But a day trip would be fun, wouldn't it?

0:02:54 > 0:02:55How about it, Father?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Take your mind off Flambeau being flambeed.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14It will go on display in the Lady Chapel tomorrow,

0:03:14 > 0:03:17before continuing north on its tour next week.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21To think that this very piece of metal

0:03:21 > 0:03:24pierced the flesh of our Lord and Saviour.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25BISHOP GOLDING COUGHS

0:03:25 > 0:03:28The crown is ancient and fragile.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31We've been asked not to touch it.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Naturally. It must be treated with the utmost care.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Oh, don't worry, they're your lot.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Sovereign Military Order of Malta.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Been guarding it all the way from Italy.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54I imagine you must be expecting quite a crowd.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Oh, yes.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59The hoteliers of Gloucester are doing a roaring trade.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02All the more kind of you to offer me a bed in the Bishop's Palace.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Will you be staying for the duration?

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Oh, while the crown resides here...

0:04:10 > 0:04:11My Lord.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13..so shall I.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17As it is only on loan to the Church of England,

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Bishop Reynard wishes for the local Catholic diocese

0:04:20 > 0:04:22to be represented at all times.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Excellent.

0:04:25 > 0:04:30We always welcome guests from across the great divide.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- FLAMBEAU:- "11:25am, 27th December.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47"Dear Father,

0:04:47 > 0:04:49"I may be known as the king of thieves,

0:04:49 > 0:04:51"but uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54"There is reason to believe I am in mortal danger.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55"I send this key,

0:04:55 > 0:04:58"in the hope that you will do me the honour of looking after it.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02"I pray to God that it, and I, may be safely delivered.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04"In haste, F."

0:05:19 > 0:05:20BELLS RINGING Goodbye.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Ah!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Delighted to see a new face at Mass.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Have you recently moved to Kembleford?

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Actually, I came here looking for you.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33You are just as he described.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35He?

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Oh, sorry, I should introduce myself.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39I am Lisandra Flambeau.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Hercule was my husband.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Hercule said he entrusted the key to a friend.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Only he didn't have any friends.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Except, perhaps, you.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53What is the key for?

0:05:53 > 0:05:57A safe in Hercule's study, containing his most recent will.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02It should secure my inheritance against any counter-claims.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03I believe there is a daughter...

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Ah, yes. Marianne.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Forgive me for asking...

0:06:08 > 0:06:11..but Hercule didn't seem the marrying type.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12SHE CHUCKLES

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Our love took us both by surprise.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20We met at a party, and three weeks later we were married.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Hercule wished to put his criminal past behind him...

0:06:25 > 0:06:28..but the authorities had other ideas.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Let's explore!

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Explore where?

0:06:39 > 0:06:40The city.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42You've lived here for years.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44But I am no longer Lisandra Perenze.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46I am now Lisandra Flambeau.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49So I'll be seeing everything for the first time.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Why...would I go sightseeing...

0:06:55 > 0:06:57..when I already have the perfect view?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04SIREN

0:07:04 > 0:07:06What?

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Get dressed.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Meet me at the statue in the harbour in one hour.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Where will you go? - I'll give them the slip.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15I've a couple of tricks up my sleeve.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16I want to stay with you.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Do as I say.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21It's me they're after.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23One hour.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I promise.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- MAN:- Gelato! Gelato!

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Hey, stop!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Hold your fire,

0:07:52 > 0:07:54or we'll all be blown to kingdom come!

0:07:58 > 0:07:59EXPLOSION PEOPLE SCREAMING

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Hercule!

0:08:02 > 0:08:03SHE GASPS

0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Mrs Flambeau... - Oh, Lisandra, please.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11I don't wish to upset you any further,

0:08:11 > 0:08:14but your husband made no mention of you in his letter.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17So he did send you the key.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Yes, but...

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Forgive me again.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26How do I know that you are really his widow?

0:08:26 > 0:08:27I...

0:08:28 > 0:08:29I don't know.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34I should have brought our marriage certificate!

0:08:35 > 0:08:36I've come all this way, and...

0:08:36 > 0:08:38SHE SIGHS

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Sorry.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41SNIFFING

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Come with me.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48BUNTY SIGHS, EXASPERATED

0:08:48 > 0:08:51I will find whoever did this, and...

0:08:51 > 0:08:52DOOR OPENS

0:08:52 > 0:08:54In here!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58They must have broken in while we were at Mass.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59The police are on their way.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03The key has gone.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04What key?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06It belonged to Flambeau.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Ladies, this is Lisandra Flambeau. Hercule's widow.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Flambeau was married?!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Did you tell anyone about the key?

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Not a living soul.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Seen anyone loitering in the area?

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Now that you mention it...

0:09:25 > 0:09:28..Harold Slow was seen peeking through the window yesterday.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Blind Harry?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32He was waving at you!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34The poor man's smitten!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Yes, well, even so...

0:09:36 > 0:09:37The culprit is not from Kembleford.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40How would you know that?

0:09:40 > 0:09:41A hunch.

0:09:41 > 0:09:46Er, no sign of forced entry, no footprints outside, no witnesses.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Thank you, Sergeant! Opportunists, no doubt.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Realising the place was empty during Mass,

0:09:52 > 0:09:55they were looking for any valuables they could pilfer.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58No valuables were taken, only the key.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Maybe they were disturbed in the act and snuck out the back.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05And naturally you'll be using all resources at your disposal

0:10:05 > 0:10:06to apprehend them?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11I'm sure the Inspector will do his job.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Now, I must do mine.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Come on, Sergeant.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Let's decide which of our resources to deploy first.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Yes, sir.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28I fear that it is no coincidence that the key went missing

0:10:28 > 0:10:30when the Crown appears nearby.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31But how are they connected?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Flambeau was killed near Monza Cathedral,

0:10:33 > 0:10:35the home of the crown for centuries.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36And, a few days ago,

0:10:36 > 0:10:38I received this.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43"Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown."

0:10:44 > 0:10:48You think Flambeau was planning to steal the Iron Crown?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50And now that he's dead,

0:10:50 > 0:10:52someone else is picking up the pieces

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- where he left off!- No!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58My husband did many bad things,

0:10:58 > 0:10:59but he had changed.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Our marriage was a new start.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Nonetheless, I feel it is my duty to go to Gloucester

0:11:05 > 0:11:06and warn the Bishop.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08What about the key?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10My future depends on it!

0:11:10 > 0:11:11If my suspicions are correct,

0:11:11 > 0:11:13the key is already on its way to Gloucester.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19For your journey.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23He's only going to Gloucester. They do have food there you know!

0:11:23 > 0:11:25You are generous to a fault, Mrs McCarthy.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27I made you some tea.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30You know, Hercule thought very highly of you.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I shall see you at the Red Lion as soon as I get back.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Good luck.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37You're going to miss your train!

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Now, you be careful.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45If one of Flambeau's associates is behind this...

0:11:45 > 0:11:47You know me, Mrs McCarthy.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Always careful.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50If only that were true!

0:12:05 > 0:12:06Good afternoon.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10May I have the cassock back after you've finished with it?

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Pity.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15I think it rather suits me.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24You've hurt my feelings, Father.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26How so?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Your occupation involves going to baffling lengths

0:12:28 > 0:12:30to celebrate a miraculous resurrection,

0:12:30 > 0:12:32yet you don't seem at all impressed by mine.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33I deem that rather unfair.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37In my defence, I had a clue.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39- Clue?- Your letter.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Dated December the 27th, yet it only arrived a few days ago.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45International postal services -

0:12:45 > 0:12:47so infuriatingly unreliable, don't you find?

0:12:47 > 0:12:51And why be so specific as to the time, 11:25,

0:12:51 > 0:12:53when you were supposedly writing "in haste"?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56One must always make time for correspondence with old friends.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58After the key was stolen, I realised...

0:12:58 > 0:13:03December the 27th is the feast day of St John The Apostle.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06And 11:25 refers to Chapter 11, verse 25.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09John 11:25.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12"I am the resurrection and the life."

0:13:12 > 0:13:15"He that believeth in me, although he be dead, shall live."

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Bravo, Father.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19So...

0:13:19 > 0:13:21..did you miss me?

0:13:21 > 0:13:22TRAIN WHISTLES

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Ah.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30I'm surprised we Anglicans have been entrusted with the Iron Crown,

0:13:30 > 0:13:32even temporarily.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34You should thank the Archbishop of Milan.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38He used his influence on the Holy See to arrange the tour.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39To what end?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Ever since the days of the Holy Roman Empire,

0:13:42 > 0:13:45the crown has been a symbol of unification.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48The Archbishop is keen for our two churches

0:13:48 > 0:13:52to put historical conflicts behind us, and work towards...

0:13:53 > 0:13:54..common goals.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57You don't share this ambition?

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Of course I do.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01I'm merely concerned about the repercussions...

0:14:02 > 0:14:03..should anything go wrong.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Fear not.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07The safe was commissioned specially.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Impregnable, apparently.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12And the Maltese guards will be watching the crown day and night.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15I pray that you're right, Bishop Golding,

0:14:15 > 0:14:18else relations between the Church of England and the Vatican

0:14:18 > 0:14:20may be set back...

0:14:21 > 0:14:22..hundreds of years.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Why fake your own death?

0:14:31 > 0:14:34It became requisite to rid myself of some unwanted attention.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36So I tipped off the police as to my whereabouts.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38All that remained was to rig the alleyway with explosives,

0:14:38 > 0:14:40along with enough pig's offal to make them think

0:14:40 > 0:14:43I'd been sent to face my eternal damnation.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47I hopped down a manhole before the smoke cleared, and voila!

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Did it not trouble you to leave a grieving widow?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Double-widow, actually.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Poor Lisandra's first husband joined the choir invisible

0:14:55 > 0:14:56when she was 19.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59So why marry her if that was your plan?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01I can think of a couple of reasons.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Very well!

0:15:04 > 0:15:05Shortly after we met,

0:15:05 > 0:15:08I had an unfortunate encounter with Lisandra's father.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09DOOR CRASHES OPEN

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Que? Que?

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Sta qui?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Would you believe I'm looking for moths?

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Roccu Perenze, current head of the Corsican mafia.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23To call it a shotgun wedding would be the grandest of understatements,

0:15:23 > 0:15:26yet the debacle proved advantageous.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29I persuaded Roccu to apply a little pressure,

0:15:29 > 0:15:31in the way that only a notorious sadist can,

0:15:31 > 0:15:34and we were awarded special dispensation

0:15:34 > 0:15:36to get married in Monza Cathedral.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- The home of the Iron Crown.- Exactly!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41A delicious opportunity to acquire the blueprints

0:15:41 > 0:15:44for the safe designed to house the crown during its tour.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47I was able to recreate the key.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51I even had a replica safe built to ensure it worked.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55It's surprisingly useful. I keep my paperwork in it.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58So, in order to steal the crown,

0:15:58 > 0:16:00you married a woman you hardly knew?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03I know a great deal about Lisandra.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Such as?

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Well...

0:16:08 > 0:16:10How did her first husband die?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12What's her favourite music?

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Such disapproval!

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Although our marriage was brief, I'm sure she'll have some fond memories.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19I know I certainly will.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Poor woman is heart-broken.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22She'll get over me.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Eventually.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Do you really have the audacity to steal

0:16:27 > 0:16:30the most famous crown in Europe from the Pope,

0:16:30 > 0:16:33while it's under the protection of the Church of England?

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Every single Catholic and Anglican in Europe would come after you!

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Would I have the audacity?!

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Sometimes, Father, I think you barely know me at all.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Of course I'm going to steal it.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46That crown has decorated kings and emperors

0:16:46 > 0:16:48from Charlemagne to Napoleon!

0:16:48 > 0:16:50It will be the piece de resistance of my private collection!

0:16:51 > 0:16:53So...

0:16:53 > 0:16:56what's to stop me warning the Bishop of your arrival?

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Nothing.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00I rather hope you will.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02That's why I left a clue.

0:17:02 > 0:17:03You know I enjoy a challenge.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Anyway, now I have the key, there's no way they can...

0:17:08 > 0:17:09HE TRAILS OFF

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Forgive me.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16I suddenly feel some...

0:17:16 > 0:17:17Flambeau?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Are you unwell?

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Sorry, Father.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33But needs must.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43Father? Father?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45End of the line.

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Thank you, Captain.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50HE GROANS

0:17:59 > 0:18:00HE SIGHS

0:18:14 > 0:18:18Father Brown. To what do we owe this dubious pleasure?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Canon Fox, forgive me. The Iron Crown...

0:18:20 > 0:18:23..will be on display to the public tomorrow. Return then.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26..is in danger. I must warn Bishop Golding.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Danger?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Someone wants to steal it.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32All right, I'm listening. Who's the thief?

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Hercule Flambeau.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Flambeau is dead. I read his obituary in The Times.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40It's my fear that may have been published somewhat prematurely.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Flambeau has a copy of the key.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Impossible. I have the only copy.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Please, Your Grace.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53For my peace of mind.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59If you insist. Follow me.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07How do you know Flambeau has a key?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09He sent it to me, to keep safe.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11Only...

0:19:12 > 0:19:14..he's stolen it back again.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18If the crown isn't still there,

0:19:18 > 0:19:22I'm holding you personally responsible!

0:19:27 > 0:19:31Even if this Flambeau did have a key,

0:19:31 > 0:19:32he'd need the combination.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41I hope that puts your mind at rest.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Please accept my sincerest apologies...- Oh, no need.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49I'll warn the guards to be vigilant...

0:19:50 > 0:19:51..just in case.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58Now, you'd be very welcome to stay for the night.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01We have lodgings available in the Bishop's Palace.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03- Thank you, that is very kind.- Come.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Ever considered becoming a hermit?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26"He would need the combination."

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Ever considered becoming a hermit?

0:20:49 > 0:20:51MUFFLED SPEECH

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Who the blazes is she?!

0:20:56 > 0:20:58She is Mrs Flambeau.

0:20:59 > 0:21:05The crown! You and Father Brown take that woman to Bishop Golding.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07You, come with me! Move, move!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09I'm sorry, Father, I tried to stop him.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Where is he?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Gone. He took the crown.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14If you hurry, you might still catch him.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Father, could you...?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Admit it, you were only trying to stop him

0:21:21 > 0:21:23because you wanted the crown for yourself.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Er...- This is a crime against God!

0:21:30 > 0:21:32I had my reasons.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Avarice!

0:21:34 > 0:21:38My husband's motivation, not mine. My cause is nobler.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Cause?!

0:21:41 > 0:21:45My father wishes to use the crown to inspire a revolution

0:21:45 > 0:21:47that will reunite Corsica and Italy.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51I planned to wait until Flambeau had taken the crown,

0:21:51 > 0:21:53and then steal it from him.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55But he died. Or I thought he died.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59So I decided to carry out the heist myself.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Oh, no!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- FLAMBEAU:- The key alone is not enough.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Oh, I should have killed you on the train.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16I take it our honeymoon is over?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19My father will tear you limb from limb.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Perhaps, but until then you promised to love, honour and obey.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25So give me the key.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33- CANON FOX:- Where will your husband go?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36He'll vanish. I doubt I'll ever see him again.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Pity.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40The authorities may have been more lenient

0:22:40 > 0:22:42if you'd assisted in his capture.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Please!

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Oh, get up.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49Forgive me!

0:22:49 > 0:22:53Look, this won't help. The police are already on their way.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56Oh, but I deserve to face earthly justice.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58But it is God's rage I fear.

0:22:58 > 0:23:04Be truly repentant, child, and God will forgive you.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08- Thank you.- Oh, no, there now, there.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Hmm. If it's absolution you're after,

0:23:12 > 0:23:15you're better off speaking to my Catholic guests.

0:23:15 > 0:23:20Er, take her to a cell and keep a close eye on her.

0:23:25 > 0:23:30Oh, forgive me. I didn't take your warning seriously enough.

0:23:30 > 0:23:35Now it will take a miracle to avoid a major diplomatic incident

0:23:35 > 0:23:38between the Church of England and the Vatican.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42With your permission, I'll attempt to retrieve the crown.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45You? Haven't you done enough already?

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Flambeau only got hold of the combination

0:23:48 > 0:23:50because of your interference,

0:23:50 > 0:23:52and you heard the woman, he'll be long gone by now.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56I fear Canon Fox is right.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59All we can do is work out how to break the news

0:23:59 > 0:24:01to the Archbishop of Canterbury.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Return to Kembleford and wait to hear from me.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08You might wish to start packing.

0:24:13 > 0:24:14KEYS JANGLE

0:24:14 > 0:24:17The guards tell me you want me to hear confession?

0:24:17 > 0:24:20No time. You need to break me out.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22And why would I do that?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Without me, you'll never find him.

0:24:25 > 0:24:26And the crown?

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Right now, I only want revenge.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Not something I could condone.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37Not even if it meant getting your precious crown back?

0:24:37 > 0:24:39I'd trade it to see Flambeau in chains.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41You know the police will never catch him.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44I thought you didn't know where he was.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47I lied. He has a safe house in London.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49He'll lie low there

0:24:49 > 0:24:52while the authorities search the major ports and harbours.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53But we have to be quick.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Hercule will make a dash for the continent as soon as possible.

0:24:58 > 0:24:59What if you're lying now?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Then you can leave me here to await my judgment.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05It's up to you.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10I'm doing this only to retrieve the crown.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15And as for judgment, God will take care of that.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Help! Help!

0:25:20 > 0:25:21Medico! Medico!

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Hands up!

0:25:28 > 0:25:30I am most terribly sorry about this.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40For a man of the cloth, Father, you're an excellent liar.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42This is the quickest way out.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43I left something in the vault.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52What are you still doing here?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Other than admiring the architecture?

0:25:54 > 0:25:57- I'm stealing the crown. - I thought you had.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58No, it's still in the safe.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01We acquired the combination, thanks to you.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04And now we've got the real key... thanks to you.

0:26:04 > 0:26:08- We?- Yes.- So you were working together after all?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10I needed to get in front of the Bishop...

0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Oh, thank you.- Oh, now... - Thank you.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15..so I allowed myself to get caught.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20So the key you sent me was a decoy.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23More like bait.

0:26:23 > 0:26:27So you didn't come to Kembleford to get the key, you came for me.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Without me, the plan wouldn't have worked.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35Exquisite, isn't it? My father will be delighted.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37You're giving it to him?

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Selling it, to be precise.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42At a discounted rate for family, of course.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45I'll call the guards.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48I wouldn't.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Actually, go ahead.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55I doubt they'll hear you anyway.

0:26:59 > 0:27:00Don't worry, Father.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03It's almost dawn, I'm sure you won't be here long.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07DOOR SHUTS

0:27:07 > 0:27:08KEY TURNS IN LOCK

0:27:10 > 0:27:11HE SIGHS

0:27:15 > 0:27:17You were magnificent!

0:27:17 > 0:27:18I could just say the same about you.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20THEY CHUCKLE

0:27:27 > 0:27:28Hold this.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Throw me the crown and I'll pull you up.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54What are you doing?

0:27:54 > 0:27:56I don't think I'm ready to settle down.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Stop fooling around.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Perhaps we should just be friends? Or pen-pals?

0:28:00 > 0:28:04- I'm warning you...- Anyway, an ignoramus like your father

0:28:04 > 0:28:06would never fully appreciate the crown.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09Pearls before swine. But thank you for a wonderful honeymoon...

0:28:09 > 0:28:11This is your last chance.

0:28:11 > 0:28:15..and I swear, whenever I gaze upon the crown, I shall think of you.

0:28:15 > 0:28:16GUN CLICKS

0:28:20 > 0:28:21Hercule?

0:28:21 > 0:28:24Hercule! Hercule!

0:28:24 > 0:28:27HERCULE! HERCULE!

0:28:29 > 0:28:33Gloucestershire Constabulary has decided that no further action

0:28:33 > 0:28:35will be taken against you.

0:28:35 > 0:28:36Thank you.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39Don't thank me. Bishop Golding persuaded them

0:28:39 > 0:28:43that you were acting under duress when you let the woman escape.

0:28:43 > 0:28:48I did my best to convince them that you're an inveterate troublemaker.

0:28:48 > 0:28:51- Any sign of Flambeau?- Not yet. But apparently they've circulated

0:28:51 > 0:28:54descriptions of Mr and Mrs Flambeau throughout the country but...

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Oh, fat lot of good that will do!

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Flambeau could pass himself off as the Duke of Edinburgh

0:28:58 > 0:29:00and Scotland Yard would be none the wiser!

0:29:00 > 0:29:03Perhaps the Force would have better luck catching criminals

0:29:03 > 0:29:06if they weren't aided and abetted by members of the public.

0:29:06 > 0:29:07Good day!

0:29:10 > 0:29:13I played right into Flambeau's hands.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15Well, you weren't to know.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18And at least you're back with us safe and sound.

0:29:18 > 0:29:19Not for long.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23If Canon Fox has his way, Bishop Reynard will transfer me

0:29:23 > 0:29:24out of his diocese.

0:29:27 > 0:29:28Excuse me.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50I thought you would be halfway to Corsica.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52I was betrayed.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55Life imitating artifice.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58I was fortunate to escape the police.

0:29:58 > 0:29:59So why are you back here?

0:29:59 > 0:30:02To ask you to help me retrieve the crown.

0:30:02 > 0:30:03If you have any sense,

0:30:03 > 0:30:07you will leave the country before the authorities catch up with you.

0:30:07 > 0:30:08Together we can find him.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16Very well.

0:30:16 > 0:30:19If that's your decision, I'll leave you in peace.

0:30:23 > 0:30:24Poison?

0:30:25 > 0:30:29If Flambeau brings the crown here by eight o'clock tomorrow night...

0:30:30 > 0:30:32..I'll give you the antidote.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34I have no way of contacting him.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38You're a resourceful man. You have 32 hours.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42One hour for each day we were married.

0:30:44 > 0:30:45You really loved him.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47More fool I! Yes, I loved him.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50And I believed that he cared about me...

0:30:51 > 0:30:52..but I was wrong.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Now let's see if he cares about you.

0:31:01 > 0:31:02DOOR SHUTS

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Canon Fox? I wasn't expecting...

0:31:11 > 0:31:14Congratulations on your new position, Father.

0:31:16 > 0:31:17My new...?

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Ever heard of Witherly Island?

0:31:19 > 0:31:22Off the north-west coast, somewhere.

0:31:22 > 0:31:25A few fisherman's cottages, not much else.

0:31:26 > 0:31:30The previous incumbent, Father Protheroe, has passed away

0:31:30 > 0:31:34- so his flock are in need of a new protector.- Ah.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37You have one week to put your affairs in order.

0:31:37 > 0:31:38You can't do this!

0:31:38 > 0:31:40Father Brown is needed here!

0:31:40 > 0:31:44I must go where the Church feels I am most useful.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47Good man. And don't worry, Mrs McCarthy.

0:31:47 > 0:31:50We'll find you a replacement in no time.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53I'll get straight on the telephone with my uncle.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55He can pull some strings.

0:31:55 > 0:31:57I have more pressing matters.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59What can be more pressing?

0:31:59 > 0:32:01I'm dying.

0:32:04 > 0:32:08Mrs McCarthy, I wonder if you'd do me a kindness?

0:32:08 > 0:32:10Anything.

0:32:10 > 0:32:11I need something typing.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17Any luck?

0:32:17 > 0:32:21Not yet. The symptoms are so vague it could be anything.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24You need to keep your strength up!

0:32:24 > 0:32:25I can't face it.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Has the newspaper arrived yet?

0:32:33 > 0:32:36It's rather hidden away, I'm afraid. Due to short notice.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41Um, read it, please.

0:32:46 > 0:32:51"Urgent - collector of religious artefacts needed.

0:32:51 > 0:32:55"Much beloved possession of St Mary's Church, Kembleford,

0:32:55 > 0:32:57"available for one crown.

0:32:57 > 0:33:01"In need of repair due to accidental damage by a distressed widow.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04"Deadline, 8pm today."

0:33:04 > 0:33:07Even if Flambeau sees it and realises it's from you,

0:33:07 > 0:33:10what's to say that he'll come?

0:33:10 > 0:33:12It is a long shot, yes.

0:33:12 > 0:33:14- I want to call the police.- No.

0:33:14 > 0:33:17Oh, let us take you to the hospital at least.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19No doctors. And no police.

0:33:21 > 0:33:22All we can do is pray.

0:33:23 > 0:33:26PHONE RINGS

0:33:28 > 0:33:31Hello. St Mary's Presbytery?

0:33:31 > 0:33:33- POSH ACCENT:- Hello, do you still have the item

0:33:33 > 0:33:34listed in the classified?

0:33:34 > 0:33:39No, I'm afraid that item is no longer available. Goodbye.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43PHONE RINGS

0:33:46 > 0:33:48If it's about the advertisement, I...

0:33:48 > 0:33:49- FLAMBEAU:- Is it true?

0:33:52 > 0:33:56Penelope! Help the Father down here as quick as you can!

0:33:57 > 0:34:00Yes, it is true.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02He is dying.

0:34:02 > 0:34:03Thanks to you!

0:34:03 > 0:34:05I want to speak to him.

0:34:05 > 0:34:06And he's coming.

0:34:06 > 0:34:10Though he's not as light on his feet as once he was,

0:34:10 > 0:34:12what with all that poison in his system!

0:34:12 > 0:34:14Spare me your indignation. I'm trying to help.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17Oh, and you expect me to believe that, do you?

0:34:23 > 0:34:26- Flambeau? - You're getting careless, old friend.

0:34:26 > 0:34:29Is it too much to hope that you are bringing back the crown?

0:34:29 > 0:34:33Evidently. Lisandra is making quite a name for herself.

0:34:33 > 0:34:36A woman like that wouldn't want to leave any loose ends.

0:34:36 > 0:34:39If I hand her the crown, she'll kill me and let you die anyway.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41You cannot be sure of that.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44Actually, I can. You were wrong about me, Father.

0:34:45 > 0:34:46I do know her.

0:34:46 > 0:34:49Her first husband went down with the Bismarck.

0:34:49 > 0:34:51Her favourite piece of music is Gershwin's Rhapsody In Blue.

0:34:52 > 0:34:55And she is entirely without conscience.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57Then why are you calling?

0:34:57 > 0:34:58To say sorry.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01And good luck.

0:35:02 > 0:35:03There's always hope.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11- Flambeau?!- He's gone.

0:35:17 > 0:35:18Now, now, Mrs McCarthy.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22We have been delivered from evil before.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:35:39 > 0:35:42He really is without a heart.

0:35:43 > 0:35:45Well...

0:35:46 > 0:35:48..it's not yet eight o'clock.

0:35:49 > 0:35:53And I believe that somewhere in Hercule Flambeau there is

0:35:53 > 0:35:55a tortured soul waiting for redemption.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57SHE CHUCKLES

0:35:57 > 0:35:59And you must believe the same...

0:36:00 > 0:36:03..or you would not have thought that this plan could work.

0:36:06 > 0:36:11You and I thought too highly of him and he let us down.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17But don't worry, I will avenge us both.

0:36:19 > 0:36:24"To refrain from imitation is the best revenge."

0:36:24 > 0:36:27Don't spout your Scripture at me.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30Actually, I think it's Marcus Aurelius.

0:36:30 > 0:36:31Lisandra...

0:36:32 > 0:36:36..why would your first husband have been on board the Bismarck?

0:36:38 > 0:36:39- What?- The battleship.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43That's how he died, isn't it?

0:36:43 > 0:36:48My husband was shot during the occupation of Corsica in 1942.

0:36:50 > 0:36:51Ah.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54My mistake.

0:36:57 > 0:36:58Do you like Gershwin?

0:36:59 > 0:37:01Not particularly. Why?

0:37:02 > 0:37:03No reason.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07"There's always hope."

0:37:07 > 0:37:08SHE SCOFFS

0:37:09 > 0:37:13Lisandra, would you like me to hear your confession now,

0:37:13 > 0:37:14before it's too late?

0:37:15 > 0:37:18You're the one running out of time, not I.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Lisandra Flambeau...

0:37:20 > 0:37:21What is this?

0:37:21 > 0:37:23I'm arresting you for the attempted murder of Father Brown

0:37:23 > 0:37:26and stealing the Iron Crown of Lombardy.

0:37:26 > 0:37:27You're not obliged to say anything,

0:37:27 > 0:37:31but anything you say may be given in evidence.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34You fool! Perhaps I would have given you the antidote anyway,

0:37:34 > 0:37:36but now you'll never know.

0:37:38 > 0:37:39My father will break me out,

0:37:39 > 0:37:42while your beloved Flambeau has left you to die!

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Actually, he's already saved me.

0:37:53 > 0:37:57How did you know that she had poisoned you with thallium?

0:37:57 > 0:38:02Ah, Flambeau told me that Lisandra's first husband died

0:38:02 > 0:38:03when the Bismarck sank,

0:38:03 > 0:38:07a ship named after the most famous Prussian of all,

0:38:07 > 0:38:10and that her favourite music was Rhapsody In Blue.

0:38:11 > 0:38:15Both lies. Or rather clues.

0:38:15 > 0:38:19Because the antidote to thallium poisoning is Prussian blue.

0:38:19 > 0:38:20Ah.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24Even when he's saving my life, he's talking in riddles.

0:38:24 > 0:38:27Don't give him too much credit.

0:38:27 > 0:38:28If it wasn't for Flambeau,

0:38:28 > 0:38:32- you would never have been in danger in the first place.- Hmm.

0:38:32 > 0:38:35Well, we must be off.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37Visiting hours are nearly over.

0:38:37 > 0:38:40We'll come back later. Is there anything you need?

0:38:40 > 0:38:44An atlas? I probably should find out where Witherly Island is.

0:38:44 > 0:38:48Oh, yes. I'd rather forgotten about all of that.

0:38:48 > 0:38:52Don't you worry about that for now. Just concentrate on getting better.

0:38:53 > 0:38:54Thank you.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00Ah, Doctor.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09Everything all right...Doctor?

0:39:10 > 0:39:14I'm afraid not. I've been running some tests.

0:39:14 > 0:39:15With a magnet.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17A magnet?

0:39:19 > 0:39:23The metal strip inside the crown, it isn't iron.

0:39:24 > 0:39:28Oh. So it wasn't forged with a nail from the crucifixion?

0:39:28 > 0:39:30How disappointing for you.

0:39:30 > 0:39:33Nevertheless, it still has immeasurable historical

0:39:33 > 0:39:35and financial value.

0:39:35 > 0:39:38It will sit well enough amongst my other baubles.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40I doubt you've come out of hiding to tell me that.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49I require a favour.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53I did save your life.

0:39:53 > 0:39:54Nevertheless...

0:39:54 > 0:39:55Hear me out.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58Lisandra managed to get a message to her father.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00He put a bounty on my head.

0:40:00 > 0:40:01Not a man to be trifled with.

0:40:01 > 0:40:05Has a reputation for using thallium to dispose of his rivals.

0:40:05 > 0:40:10So your tip-off was an educated guess? Like father, like daughter...

0:40:11 > 0:40:13- I was right, wasn't I?- Still...

0:40:14 > 0:40:18..I don't see how I can protect you from her father?

0:40:18 > 0:40:19Protect me?

0:40:21 > 0:40:22You're far too late for that.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32Nothing as subtle as poison, I'm afraid.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36No. No message.

0:41:00 > 0:41:01What do you need from me?

0:41:03 > 0:41:09I would consider it a great honour if you would conduct my funeral.

0:41:09 > 0:41:10On one condition.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Does anyone want to say a few words?

0:41:19 > 0:41:23Then I will ask you all to join with me in a moment's silence

0:41:23 > 0:41:27to pray for the departed, that his troubled soul may find peace.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01In light of recent events,

0:42:01 > 0:42:03the Bishop has decided that you are to...

0:42:04 > 0:42:06..remain at Kembleford...

0:42:08 > 0:42:09..for now.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13Thank you, Canon Fox.

0:42:14 > 0:42:19And may you pass on my deep gratitude for the Bishop's leniency.

0:42:35 > 0:42:36What now?

0:42:37 > 0:42:40The crown has been returned. The assassins are off my back.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42I believe that makes us square.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45I concur. A clean slate.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48A new beginning.

0:42:48 > 0:42:49But what will you do with it?

0:42:50 > 0:42:52The possibilities are endless.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55By the way, I think

0:42:55 > 0:42:58you might have been a little more effusive with the eulogy.