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0:00:02 > 0:00:10This programme contains very strong language

0:01:21 > 0:01:24CHATTER

0:01:24 > 0:01:27There was never a rivalry like theirs.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31For nearly half a century, they hated each other,

0:01:31 > 0:01:33and we loved them for it.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37You know, Joan's real name was Lucille LeSueur.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40The poor thing, she was raised in utter squalor.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42I mean, literally.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Scrubbed toilets before coming to Hollywood.

0:01:45 > 0:01:51At the peak of the Depression - that's when I first started out -

0:01:51 > 0:01:55she was the woman every man wanted, and every woman wanted to be.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Many think of her

0:01:57 > 0:02:00as the greatest star of all time.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Now, my dear friend Bette...

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Well, she, quite frankly,

0:02:06 > 0:02:10was the greatest actress Hollywood had ever known.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14During the war, she played all the best roles,

0:02:14 > 0:02:16and she played them with a...

0:02:16 > 0:02:18I don't know how to say this,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20but with a ballsy intensity

0:02:20 > 0:02:24that none of us, actor or actress, would have dared.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28You know, they only made one film together.

0:02:28 > 0:02:34And how that happened and what happened afterwards, well...

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Well, that was a story and a feud

0:02:38 > 0:02:41of Biblical proportions.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43What was behind their feud?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Why did they hate each other so much?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Feuds are never about hate.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Feuds are about pain.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57They're about pain.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Please welcome to the stage, tonight's winner,

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Miss Marilyn Monroe!

0:03:13 > 0:03:14I've got great tits, too,

0:03:14 > 0:03:16but I don't throw them in everyone's face.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17All right, darling.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Gee.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Gosh, I just sure didn't expect this.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27You know, I always said that, if I was the star,

0:03:27 > 0:03:30it was because the people made me a star, and...

0:03:30 > 0:03:32You know, when I was a girl,

0:03:32 > 0:03:35I used to look out into the Hollywood sky and think,

0:03:35 > 0:03:38"Gosh, I just want to be a movie star," you know?

0:03:39 > 0:03:43And now I'm part of you. So thank you so much.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Gosh, I should try to thank some people, huh?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I'm just so bad at remembering names.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Hedda Hopper for Joan.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Miss Crawford is occupied.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00She's had enough time to sleep it off.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Announce me.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Is there anything we can do about these lines?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12I'm afraid I'm gonna be served for Thanksgiving dinner.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14The best you can do for this? High collars.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Turtleneck for turkey neck.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Christ, Nonah, can't you give me some hope?

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Ugh. You know how it is.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Men age, they get character.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Women age, they get lost.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24KNOCK ON DOOR What?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26I'm sorry, Miss Joan.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Hedda Hopper's downstairs.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Oh, Jesus.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Hedda.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42You know I never receive unscheduled guests - not even my children.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44But here you are.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Well, you ran out of the Globes last night before I could get a quote.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Did I?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Mamacita? Coffee.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Well, it was a marvellous event.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I do so appreciate the foreign press.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02They've been so very kind to me.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05I didn't come here for the boilerplate, Joan.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09From what I hear, you stumbled out of there in a drunken fit.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- I'm gonna go back inside. - Baby...

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Well, you know how those award dinners can be.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Stop it!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20I must've eaten something that disagreed with me.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Crow?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Had to have been pretty galling,

0:05:24 > 0:05:28watching the foreign press fawn all over Monroe like that.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Hedda, you know when I'm out in public events like that,

0:05:32 > 0:05:33I only drink Pepsi-Cola.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36I am the brand ambassador.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40I don't know why you keep plugging that shitty sugar water.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Word is, since Al died, the board isn't paying your bills any more,

0:05:43 > 0:05:46and you're having to sell your custom Billy Haines furniture

0:05:46 > 0:05:49piece by piece just to keep the lights on.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51You wouldn't print those lies.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Got to print something.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56All right.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Then print this.

0:06:00 > 0:06:06Joan Crawford, after mourning the passing of her husband,

0:06:06 > 0:06:09her beloved Alfred Steele,

0:06:09 > 0:06:12is ready to get back to work.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Oh, come on, Joan.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Give me a quote.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18You know my readers would be fascinated

0:06:18 > 0:06:22with hearing the thoughts of yesterday's It Girl about today's.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28There can only be room for one It Girl.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Is that right?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Well, men built the pedestal, darling, not me.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35There's only room for one goddess at a time.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Well, men may have built the pedestal,

0:06:37 > 0:06:40but it's the women who keep chipping away at it

0:06:40 > 0:06:42until it comes tumbling down.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44So what's it gonna be, honey?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47A quote on Monroe, or am I gonna have to write about

0:06:47 > 0:06:51how a valet saw you stumble into a Cadillac?

0:07:01 > 0:07:02All right.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Good.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I think that Marilyn Monroe

0:07:12 > 0:07:16and the vulgarity of her clothing and pictures

0:07:16 > 0:07:19is ruining this great industry that I love.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23People don't want to see stars like Monroe in pictures.

0:07:23 > 0:07:28They want their stars to be wholesome, with good morals.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Like me.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34That's not the only difference between you and her.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36She's getting roles.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41What's this about?

0:07:41 > 0:07:42This, my friend,

0:07:42 > 0:07:46is the Academy Award for Best Actress I won in 1945

0:07:46 > 0:07:48for Mildred Pierce.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50And I would like another one.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53And do you know what I need, Marty, to make that happen?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56A great script.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00I want to work now that Al's dead.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02I want to work, Marty.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I need to work.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06I sent you a great script four months ago, Joan.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09- You did it, and you were wonderful in it.- No. It was a pilot.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13I had to do my own make-up, and it wasn't even picked up to series.

0:08:13 > 0:08:18Joan, how about this. Let me read everything that's out there,

0:08:18 > 0:08:19send over the highlights.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23You go through the pile and find something that excites you.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Joanie!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36I can't play Elvis's grandmother.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39I won't do it. Maybe you better send me some other scripts.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42That's all I have, Joan. That's all they're making.

0:08:42 > 0:08:47Marty, I am an actress. I want to act.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49I'm at the top of my game right now.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Then you need to find a project yourself,

0:08:51 > 0:08:52cos the roles just aren't out there.

0:09:04 > 0:09:05May I help you?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07I need books.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Was there a particular title you were interested in?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Anything with ladies on the cover.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Oh, Mamacita. Good.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31That's all they had. I could try Encino next,

0:09:31 > 0:09:33unless you found something you like.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Everything written for women seem to fall into just three categories.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Ingenues, mothers, or gorgons. - So what does that leave you?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45We'll find something.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50No, no, Mamacita, nothing Sapphic.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52I ran into the gardeners outside.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55They want to know when they'll get paid. We owe them two months.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57What did you tell them?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59That it was an honour to prune Miss Crawford's bush

0:09:59 > 0:10:00and to shut up.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12These are lean times, Mamacita, but we'll get through them.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20This one is about a baby.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Which pile - "mothers"?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42And action!

0:10:44 > 0:10:45CRUNCH

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Cut! Cut!- Plywood. You get the plywood in there...

0:10:48 > 0:10:49- Plywood.- Plywood.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Dad, you're needed in the control centre, pronto.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Plywood. Plywood!

0:10:53 > 0:10:56If I make another sandal saga, put a bullet in my head.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Eva Braun's on the horn.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04I told her you're busy, but she keeps calling back.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Gretchen, my love.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11How's my little strudel?

0:11:11 > 0:11:15What? No, no, you can't come down here today.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Why? Because my kids are working on the set, that's why.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19What if word got back to my wife?

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Yeah.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25I'll call you back.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Christ.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28She wants to be in the movie now.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Well, that's because she knows the only time

0:11:30 > 0:11:31you really pay attention to a woman

0:11:31 > 0:11:33is when she's in front of your camera.

0:11:36 > 0:11:41This movie we're making, Pauline? It is a piece of crap.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Hey, what about that espionage script?

0:11:43 > 0:11:44Oh, no, stinko.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I know who did it on page three.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49But...this one...

0:11:49 > 0:11:51This one has potential.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Horror/thriller, two broads, former movie stars.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57A cripple and her crazy sister

0:11:57 > 0:11:59battling it out in their Hollywood home.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01A horror picture?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Hitch just did it with Psycho.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Still raking it in.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08But even better, Baby Jane has one set.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10It's a very small cast. You can have final cut.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12You can produce this yourself.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Face it, Bob, Ben-Hur has already been done.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Where'd you get this?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Oh, it came by messenger, special delivery.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Along with this.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27BOTTLES CLINKING

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Miss Crawford?

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Yes?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Special delivery.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03# The falling leaves

0:13:03 > 0:13:07- # Drift by the window... # - She's expecting you.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10# The autumn leaves

0:13:10 > 0:13:13# Of red and gold... #

0:13:13 > 0:13:15She's expecting you on the patio.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18# I see your lips

0:13:18 > 0:13:22# The summer kisses

0:13:22 > 0:13:27# The sun-burned hands I used to hold... #

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Joanie.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Bob.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Tea? - If we're gonna talk business,

0:13:33 > 0:13:34I'm gonna need a real drink.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Sally, dear, will you go in the house

0:13:37 > 0:13:39and see if Mamacita needs any help?

0:13:41 > 0:13:42One of your fans?

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Well, if they're going to hang around all day,

0:13:45 > 0:13:47I'm going to put them to work.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56So, are we gonna make this picture?

0:14:00 > 0:14:02If you can satisfy my demands.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Can anybody, Joanie? - We did pretty well the last time.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Autumn Leaves made millions. - It would have made a million more

0:14:08 > 0:14:10if you'd gotten off your goddamn high horse

0:14:10 > 0:14:12- and let me mess you up a little. - It would have made 2 million more

0:14:12 > 0:14:15if you'd gotten me Brando. Now, you listen to me on this picture.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18I'll get you the perfect co-star.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Who do you have in mind?

0:14:20 > 0:14:25# ..Autumn leaves start to fall. #

0:14:35 > 0:14:37I didn't know the patrona had turned to a widow,

0:14:37 > 0:14:40a sort of bright widow spider.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Cocktails, anybody?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58No, thank you, Mrs Faulk. I don't believe we'll have any.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00They don't serve cocktails

0:15:00 > 0:15:02between the fish and the entree, Maxine, honey.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Mercilessly accurate, Mr Shannon.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06But when I asked you for one,

0:15:06 > 0:15:08you offered it to me without a sign of reluctance.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Aren't you making a large point out of a small matter?

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Just the opposite, honey.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15I'm making a small point out of a very large matter.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Where'd you learn how to light a match in the wind?

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Oh, I've learned lots of useful little things along the way.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23I only wish I'd learned some big ones.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27- Such as what? - How to help you, Mr Shannon.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Now I know why I've come here. - So you can meet someone

0:15:29 > 0:15:31who knows how to light a match in the wind?

0:15:31 > 0:15:32APPLAUSE

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- KNOCK ON DOOR - What?!

0:16:06 > 0:16:08There's a lady here to see you.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Who is it?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Joan Crawford.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15You're fucking kidding me.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Bette.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Lucille, what the hell brings you to the theatre?

0:16:20 > 0:16:21Well, you, of course.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Oh, you were wonderful tonight.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24You lit up the stage.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27I can't believe you didn't get better reviews.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29New York critics - they don't like us Hollywood people

0:16:29 > 0:16:31coming in, taking over their town.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33I say screw 'em.

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Make it quick, Lucille,

0:16:34 > 0:16:38I've got a car waiting to take me to the country.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Guess what, Bette?

0:16:40 > 0:16:44I have finally found the perfect project for the two of us.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46It's always been my dream to work with you.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Do you remember how I begged Jack Warner

0:16:48 > 0:16:50to put us together in Ethan Frome?

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- With Mr Gary Cooper. - You do remember.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55You wanted to play the pretty young servant girl,

0:16:55 > 0:16:58and I was to play the old hag of a wife. Forget it.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59But this is different.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03These are the parts of a lifetime.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06No, thanks, Lucille. I've got plenty of better offers.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Bullshit.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10I know what kind of offers you've been getting.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Exactly none, because the same is true for me.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15They're not making women's pictures any more.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Not the kind we used to make.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19It's all cyclical. They'll come back in fashion.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20But we won't.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23If something's going to happen, we have to make it happen.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27No-one's looking to cast women our age.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28But together?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32They wouldn't dare say no.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37We need each other, Bette.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42So what the hell happened to her anyway, Baby Jane?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Read it. Find out.

0:17:45 > 0:17:51Oh, I'm offering you the title role.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54The lead?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58You can call it that.

0:18:11 > 0:18:17# In the evening

0:18:17 > 0:18:23# In the evening, people When the sun goes down

0:18:25 > 0:18:28# Don't your heart feel mighty empty... #

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Thank you.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34BD! # ..when your baby's not around?

0:19:14 > 0:19:18# If I could holler

0:19:18 > 0:19:22# Just like a mountain jack

0:19:22 > 0:19:26# Then I would go way up on the mountain

0:19:26 > 0:19:28# And call my baby back

0:19:28 > 0:19:43# In the e...vening

0:19:43 > 0:19:44# In the evening

0:19:44 > 0:19:48# When the sun goes down... # PHONE RINGS

0:19:48 > 0:19:52- Did you fuck Joan Crawford? - No, I did not fuck her.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Not that I didn't have ample opportunity.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56We all know what special relationship

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Joan has with her directors.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Oh, come on, Bette. William Wyler?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Oh, I see someone has been a good little boy

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- and done all his homework. - Bette, listen, here's the deal.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Crawford's name on the marquee gets us distribution.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10I need her to get the picture made,

0:20:10 > 0:20:12but I need you to make the picture great.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Keep talking.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Bette, I've made my share of steaming piles of shit,

0:20:16 > 0:20:18but every now and again I get a chance to work with

0:20:18 > 0:20:20an artist like you. Someone who isn't afraid to leap off a cliff.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Most people are terrified to go anywhere near the edge.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Now, that gets me excited.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27I'm a kid again. Everything's possible.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Bette, I promise you this is gonna be

0:20:29 > 0:20:31the greatest horror movie ever made.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35And Baby Jane's the greatest part you'll play since Margo Channing.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38All right, answer this question, and don't lie.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Why this picture?

0:20:42 > 0:20:43Honestly?

0:20:44 > 0:20:46I'm not being offered anything else.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51You're too big for Broadway, Bette.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Come back to Hollywood, where you belong.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00I'll get back to you, Bob.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20It's a socko script, Bob, just socko.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22We ran the numbers and it looks doable, very doable.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Fantastic. - We feel like Crawford and Davis

0:21:24 > 0:21:27may be a little long in the tooth. Why don't we go a little younger?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29How about Hepburn in the Blanche role?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Well, Katharine Hepburn's the same age as Davis.

0:21:31 > 0:21:32I think she's a year older.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Audrey Hepburn, and Doris Day as Baby Jane.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Are you kidding?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39- We love Davis and Crawford for this. - Oh, that's terrific.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42The sexy neighbour girl, have you thought about that?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44- Not really. It's a small part. - Yeah. Let's beef that up.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47In fact, we want to tell the story from her point of view.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Like Hitchcock did with Rear Window.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50It's not a story about a sexy neighbour girl.

0:21:50 > 0:21:51I want to make it about her.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53We've been looking for something for Natalie Wood.

0:21:53 > 0:21:57- It's not gonna work here, Bob.- No, I won't take no for an answer, Ed.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58These two women are legends.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00They've got millions of fans across the globe

0:22:00 > 0:22:02who would pay good money just for the chance

0:22:02 > 0:22:04- to see them together on screen. - I agree,

0:22:04 > 0:22:07but it's not Davis and Crawford we don't want - it's you, Bob.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09They're just not willing to get into bed with you.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Not after Sodom. No offence.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Bromo.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Would you fuck 'em?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22I don't know.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24It's a very simple question, Bobby.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Would you give either of those broads a toss in the hay?

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Would you fuck 'em?

0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Yes.- What?

0:22:31 > 0:22:32Bullshit.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37It's a no, Bobby.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38Sorry.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41So every other studio passed on this project, huh?

0:22:41 > 0:22:42And you come to me as the last resort?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44I find that disrespectful.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47No. Not last, Jack...inevitable.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50It's kismet that we make the movie here.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Warner Brothers is the studio where both Davis and Crawford worked

0:22:53 > 0:22:56when they were still under contract. It'll be like a homecoming.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58You know, I can see the headlines.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59They're still big stars.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Big has-beens, you mean.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03All right, that's good. That's enough, that's good.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04And big pains in my ass.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Both those women made my life a living hell when they worked for me,

0:23:07 > 0:23:10because they thought that I worked for them.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11SLAP

0:23:12 > 0:23:15More perks, more perks, more perks.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19And always questioning the material that I wanted them to do, always.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Oh, come on, Jack. - No. It's true.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23And you know what the worst part is?

0:23:23 > 0:23:24The ingratitude.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27I created goddesses, Bobby.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28I created goddesses.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31I was Zeus and they were a couple of Aphrodites.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33But you know what happens to Aphrodite

0:23:33 > 0:23:36when her tits start to sag and her pictures start losing money?

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Or Venus, who should just look pretty and keep her mouth shut,

0:23:39 > 0:23:41and she starts having an opinion about everything -

0:23:41 > 0:23:44you know what happens to her? Zeus picks up a lightning bolt

0:23:44 > 0:23:47and he hurls it right at her head and he splits it open.

0:23:47 > 0:23:48That's what happens.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52I need a lunch thing.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55And my clothing.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58You've got a pretty short goddamn memory, Bobby.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00What does that mean?

0:24:00 > 0:24:03That bitch Davis sued me in 1936 to get out of her contract.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05She literally sued me.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Bobby, I was so upset about that

0:24:07 > 0:24:09that I got an ulcer and haemorrhoids from it.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11I still have them. I'll show them to you.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16And you know what else? I won that suit, I won it.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18And she was ordered to come back to work for me...

0:24:18 > 0:24:21She just wanted better parts, Jack. A say in her own destiny.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Yeah, OK, fine.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25But because of her selfishness and her bullheadedness,

0:24:25 > 0:24:28the entire studio contract system came crashing down!

0:24:28 > 0:24:31The whole thing, because of her!

0:24:31 > 0:24:33She's the one who put the crack in the levee,

0:24:33 > 0:24:35and you want me to work with her again?

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Are you fucking crazy?!

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Never! Never again.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Never. That...cunt!

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Her unemployment is my long-simmering revenge.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02You're gonna make my picture, Jack.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04I'm sorry?

0:25:05 > 0:25:07You need it.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Television is kicking your ass.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12- Oh...- And the movies you're making, they're all bombs.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14- Crowded Sky? Bomb.- Bad title.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17Fever in the Blood, you couldn't even give tickets away.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20And you know why? You got no stars.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22I got stars.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25I got a great script that I wrote myself, a script I believe in.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27And I've got a genre

0:25:27 > 0:25:30television isn't doing, Jack - horror.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Hmm.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41No.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43We got most of our financing from Seven Arts.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46- Yeah.- I just need you to release the picture in your theatres.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49- You'll be the single largest profit participant.- Yeah.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57I'll pay you first.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Miss Davis, how do you feel about Baby Jane Hudson?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12We hear she's pretty mean.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15She's full of venom and doesn't mince words.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17We have nothing in common.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Which is wonderful for me, Jimmy.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Usually, I play the bitch,

0:26:21 > 0:26:25but this time, I can sit back and watch Bette do it.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30I told you - together, they're an event.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37I can't believe I let you talk me into this.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40How about signing some contracts, ladies?

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Who do you think's gonna grab the chair on the left?

0:26:44 > 0:26:47- What do you mean?- Whoever gets there first gets top billing

0:26:47 > 0:26:49right underneath the caption in tomorrow's paper.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Why, thank you, Lucille.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01How about one with the two of you signing your contracts?

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Oh, man, that's great.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28And one more.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Get the car, Mamacita.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Joan, you didn't sign the contract.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41You know, I expected more from you, Bob, I truly did,

0:27:41 > 0:27:42though why I don't know.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Starting with my no-good father,

0:27:44 > 0:27:46who ran off with a stripper from Galveston,

0:27:46 > 0:27:50to Louis B Mayer, I have been lied to and cheated on

0:27:50 > 0:27:52by men my entire life.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54I don't know why you should be any different.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56What are you talking about, Joan?

0:27:59 > 0:28:05She's getting 600 more dollars a week in expenses than I am.

0:28:05 > 0:28:10Now, I cannot go into this project feeling resentment for my co-star.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12Not after it was my idea

0:28:12 > 0:28:14to throw this party in the first place.

0:28:15 > 0:28:18I bet you never treated Kirk Douglas like this,

0:28:18 > 0:28:19did you, on The Last Sunset?

0:28:19 > 0:28:22It's an oversight, Joan. I'll take care of it.

0:28:22 > 0:28:23I promise.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31You understand, don't you, Bob?

0:28:33 > 0:28:35It's not about the money.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39It's about trust.

0:28:39 > 0:28:40Of course.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52I want 1,500.

0:29:00 > 0:29:05The 1950s and early '60s were tough times for all us mature gals.

0:29:05 > 0:29:08The studio system was dying out big-time,

0:29:08 > 0:29:10and the only women who were getting hired were...

0:29:10 > 0:29:13Well, they had big chests and small brains.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16Say, is this documentary gonna be about all of us or just Joanie?

0:29:16 > 0:29:18Is it like That's Entertainment?

0:29:18 > 0:29:19Um, I'm not sure.

0:29:19 > 0:29:23Well, honey, I'm sure both people who see it are gonna love it.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25Can somebody get this girl a drink here?

0:29:25 > 0:29:28Thanks, honey. Well, what were we talking about?

0:29:28 > 0:29:30How tough it was for women in the '50s.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32Right. But not for Joan.

0:29:32 > 0:29:33Wow.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35She was really something.

0:29:35 > 0:29:39She barrelled through that decade like a freight train.

0:29:40 > 0:29:41Thanks.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44Hmm.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49Who cares if her co-stars were getting younger and younger?

0:29:49 > 0:29:51She was still Joan.

0:29:51 > 0:29:53Still ambitious as hell.

0:29:53 > 0:29:57And making hits till she got the best offer of her career.

0:29:58 > 0:30:02A proposal from a widower, Al Steele, CEO of Pepsi-Cola,

0:30:02 > 0:30:05and one of the wealthiest men in the country.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08With all that money, after 40 years of working her ass off

0:30:08 > 0:30:10and sweating over every goddamn dime,

0:30:10 > 0:30:13she could finally exhale and live the high life.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Al, you may kiss the bride.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17Come to Momma.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19Oh, yeah!

0:30:19 > 0:30:20Bette...

0:30:20 > 0:30:22well, she was a different story.

0:30:22 > 0:30:25After All About Eve, she was on top of the world.

0:30:25 > 0:30:28And she thought she'd be swamped by offers,

0:30:28 > 0:30:31but her biggest comeback turned into her biggest let-down.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35So Bette decided to throw herself into the one role

0:30:35 > 0:30:37she'd never gotten right - wife and mother.

0:30:37 > 0:30:42She married her All About Eve co-star, Gary Merrill.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Bette was, to say the least...

0:30:46 > 0:30:48..miscast.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Hello, wife.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20Make yourself useful for once.

0:31:20 > 0:31:24So I've been reading about you and Crawford.

0:31:24 > 0:31:25Start shooting next week?

0:31:25 > 0:31:28Day five, I get to kick her right in the head.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30I can't wait.

0:31:30 > 0:31:34So what brings you crawling back to Hollywood?

0:31:34 > 0:31:37Another guest shot on Wagon Train?

0:31:37 > 0:31:38Twilight Zone, actually.

0:31:38 > 0:31:40Oh. Well, that should be easy for you.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43Our whole marriage was a Twilight Zone.

0:31:43 > 0:31:47You went to bed with Margo Channing and you woke up with me.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49So why did we stop living together again?

0:31:50 > 0:31:53You wanted me to starch your shirts and greet you at the door

0:31:53 > 0:31:55with a martini in hand and ask,

0:31:55 > 0:31:57- "How did your day at work go, darling?"- Mmm.

0:31:57 > 0:31:58I'm the one that needed a wife.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02I brought you something.

0:32:02 > 0:32:03You've wanted it for a long time.

0:32:10 > 0:32:12Here it is.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14It's all there.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19I gave you everything - houses, kids, bank accounts,

0:32:19 > 0:32:21- even the broken china. - You goddamned prick!

0:32:21 > 0:32:23Oh, admit it. You don't want me,

0:32:23 > 0:32:25but you can't stand the idea of me being with anybody else.

0:32:25 > 0:32:28- Who would have you, you broken-down has-been?- You viper.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30- You drunk. - Takes one to know one.

0:32:33 > 0:32:37THEY LAUGH

0:32:49 > 0:32:51You know why they really broke up?

0:32:51 > 0:32:53Well, it wasn't his performance in bed.

0:32:53 > 0:32:55It was his performance on stage.

0:32:55 > 0:32:57God, was Gary a stiff.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00Just when Bette realised her marriage was about to close,

0:33:00 > 0:33:03she took it on the road.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06"Let the lights of Broadway spangle and splatter...

0:33:06 > 0:33:09"and the taxis hustle the crowds away when the show is over.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12"Let the lights of Broadway spangle. The girls wash off the paint

0:33:12 > 0:33:14"and go for their midnight sandwiches.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16"Let 'em dream in the morning sun, late in the morning,

0:33:16 > 0:33:18"long after the morning papers,

0:33:18 > 0:33:20"and dream as long as they want to in June somewhere..."

0:33:20 > 0:33:22You know, she fired him from the tour.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25Her own husband. And replaced him the very next day

0:33:25 > 0:33:27with Barry Sullivan.

0:33:31 > 0:33:36# I love all

0:33:39 > 0:33:44# The many charms about you

0:33:46 > 0:33:53# Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

0:33:53 > 0:34:01# I want my arms about you

0:34:04 > 0:34:08# Naughty, naughty baby

0:34:08 > 0:34:10# Come to Mama

0:34:10 > 0:34:15# Come to Mama, do... #

0:34:15 > 0:34:17When Bette had to choose,

0:34:17 > 0:34:21she always picked the professional over the private.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25She actually claimed she coined the term "Oscar".

0:34:25 > 0:34:26Can you believe that?

0:34:26 > 0:34:30Back when she nabbed the award for Dangerous in '35,

0:34:30 > 0:34:33she told the press that its posterior reminded her

0:34:33 > 0:34:35of her first husband's ass.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38His middle name was Oscar. No-one ever called him that.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40It was just more of her bullshit.

0:34:40 > 0:34:43His name was Harmon. Everyone called him Ham.

0:34:43 > 0:34:47Joanie, do you have to keep doing that?

0:34:47 > 0:34:49What? It keeps my elbows supple.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52I wasn't talking about that. Do you realise from the time

0:34:52 > 0:34:55we got in the car tonight, all through dinner, and now,

0:34:55 > 0:34:58- all you've done is complain about Bette Davis?- Oh, that is not true.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01It is. And I'll be honest, I don't understand it.

0:35:01 > 0:35:02You two have so much in common.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05More than any two other people on the planet.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07Why can't you just get along?

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Oh, don't you think I've tried?

0:35:09 > 0:35:12Back when she won that Oscar, I was the first person

0:35:12 > 0:35:15to send a congratulatory note and a bouquet.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18And you know that I never heard back.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20Not a word. Radio silence.

0:35:20 > 0:35:24And this after she tried to screw my boyfriend.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26Franchot was her co-star in that picture, you know.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28Yes, you mentioned it at dinner.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33She knew he was mine. That's why she tried to take him away.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36But he rejected her advances, of course.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38Told me everything.

0:35:38 > 0:35:42So then I married him, out of spite.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46Do you realise that Bette Davis is responsible

0:35:46 > 0:35:49for one of my failed marriages?

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Personally responsible.

0:35:51 > 0:35:54And yet you still wanted her to do this picture with you.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56I think it's because you two survived all that

0:35:56 > 0:35:58and you realise that you really should be friends.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Friends?

0:36:00 > 0:36:03You think it's friendship I want from her?

0:36:03 > 0:36:04Is that what you think?

0:36:04 > 0:36:05You're wrong. It's respect.

0:36:05 > 0:36:08It's the only thing I have ever wanted from her.

0:36:08 > 0:36:11Or any of them, for that matter.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13And it's the one thing I've never gotten.

0:36:14 > 0:36:19It took me until Mildred Pierce to be taken seriously as an actress.

0:36:19 > 0:36:20And when I won my Oscar,

0:36:20 > 0:36:25do you think I received any congratulatory notes or bouquets?

0:36:25 > 0:36:26No.

0:36:26 > 0:36:28Mmm.

0:36:28 > 0:36:29But I did.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31From men.

0:36:31 > 0:36:34Men whose admiration I already had,

0:36:34 > 0:36:36and whose respect I never craved.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39But not the women.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42None of the bitches in this town.

0:36:42 > 0:36:47Least of all Queen Bitch, who always thought she was better than me,

0:36:47 > 0:36:50more talented than me.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54You admire her.

0:36:58 > 0:37:02I admire her talent...

0:37:03 > 0:37:05..and her craft.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08And I will have her respect.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12Even if I have to kill both of us to get it.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38ALARM RINGS

0:38:04 > 0:38:05Keep practising.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07Could be faster.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Billy. Billy.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24Billy, how is that new baby?

0:38:26 > 0:38:30Fred! Oh, looks like you've lost some weight.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Pablo. Mother not so good.

0:38:32 > 0:38:35Pablo, how is your mother, dear?

0:38:37 > 0:38:38Dave.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Miss Crawford.

0:38:40 > 0:38:44How lovely to see you again after all these years.

0:38:53 > 0:38:54It's small.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00And dirty.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06OK, Mamacita, let's go to work.

0:39:17 > 0:39:19Christ, she's at it again.

0:39:19 > 0:39:22Sucking up to the goddamn crew so she gets better lighting and props.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25Maybe she's just being nice, Mother.

0:40:09 > 0:40:11Before noon, Lucille?

0:40:12 > 0:40:15Got enough for two?

0:40:31 > 0:40:33To us.

0:40:33 > 0:40:35Together at last.

0:40:35 > 0:40:36At last.

0:40:44 > 0:40:45Nervous?

0:40:47 > 0:40:48Terrified.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50I haven't done a film in...

0:40:50 > 0:40:51Three years, Joan.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53You haven't worked in three years.

0:41:00 > 0:41:05You know, when I drove on the lot this morning,

0:41:05 > 0:41:11saw the crew bustling about, sets being built, the smell of sawdust...

0:41:11 > 0:41:15It's magic what we do, isn't it?

0:41:15 > 0:41:19All right, let's cut through the bullshit.

0:41:19 > 0:41:22I don't like you, you don't like me.

0:41:22 > 0:41:23But we need this picture to work.

0:41:23 > 0:41:28Both of us. All I ask is that you do your best work. Try.

0:41:28 > 0:41:32Because when you're good, Joan, goddamn it, you're good.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39Do you really think so?

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Oh, Christ, you're not going to cry.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43Yes, I really think so.

0:41:43 > 0:41:46I've always thought so.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51Oh, one last thing.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54Lose the shoulder pads.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57I beg your pardon?

0:41:57 > 0:41:59And cut back on the lipstick.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02You're playing a recluse who hasn't seen the sun for 20 years,

0:42:02 > 0:42:03for Christ's sake.

0:42:14 > 0:42:18You have a perfect face for the movies, Miss Crawford.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20There are no bad angles.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22Thank you, Jimmy.

0:42:24 > 0:42:27(Look, just give me a chance to talk to her.)

0:42:27 > 0:42:30(We can work this out...)

0:42:30 > 0:42:32Are you talking about me?

0:42:32 > 0:42:34No.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Yeah. I'm just offering some ideas.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38Don't tell me how to play my character

0:42:38 > 0:42:40before I've even shot a scene.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43I have done a lot of hard work and preparation,

0:42:43 > 0:42:45and you are just trying to throw me.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47I'm trying to help you.

0:42:47 > 0:42:49You want me to look bad, but I won't do it.

0:42:49 > 0:42:53My fans show up to a Joan Crawford picture

0:42:53 > 0:42:56expecting to see Joan Crawford.

0:42:56 > 0:42:57This is not a Joan Crawford picture.

0:43:00 > 0:43:06Mr Aldrich, will you please escort Miss Davis back to her dressing room

0:43:06 > 0:43:08so she can work on her character?

0:43:08 > 0:43:12Or shall I get out of this wheelchair and walk off the set?

0:43:12 > 0:43:14I'll handle it. Bette, please.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16Did you see her?

0:43:16 > 0:43:19She's ridiculous, Bob. She's got falsies on under there.

0:43:19 > 0:43:22Bette, it's the first day, OK?

0:43:22 > 0:43:25May I remind you I took out a second mortgage on my house

0:43:25 > 0:43:27to make this picture? So don't look at me as if I don't care.

0:43:27 > 0:43:30I've got to handle her very carefully. She's nervous.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32And we got a lot of work to do today.

0:43:32 > 0:43:34We haven't even decided on your look yet,

0:43:34 > 0:43:36and your first scene is straight up after lunch.

0:43:36 > 0:43:38I've got to get that right.

0:43:38 > 0:43:41Fine. Handle it.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52Scene 11, take one.

0:44:02 > 0:44:04Joan?

0:44:05 > 0:44:07Joan, now, in this scene,

0:44:07 > 0:44:10Blanche is looking at one of her early pictures on TV.

0:44:10 > 0:44:12There's your mark right there.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18OK.

0:44:18 > 0:44:19Ready?

0:44:19 > 0:44:20Yeah.

0:44:22 > 0:44:23Camera's rolling.

0:44:28 > 0:44:29And action.

0:44:34 > 0:44:35'Everything.

0:44:35 > 0:44:37'We were gonna be married.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41'This girl, Dolly Merrick.

0:44:44 > 0:44:46'Oh, Jack, please try to understand.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48'I married you because I was...'

0:44:48 > 0:44:51We should've held that shot a little longer.

0:44:51 > 0:44:55I told him that when we were rehearsing, also when we shot it.

0:44:55 > 0:44:57But he wouldn't listen.

0:44:59 > 0:45:01'I can't think of anything else.'

0:45:02 > 0:45:05Still...

0:45:05 > 0:45:07it's a pretty good picture.

0:45:12 > 0:45:14Cut.

0:45:16 > 0:45:18That's great work, Joan.

0:45:19 > 0:45:21- Yeah?- Oh, yeah.

0:45:24 > 0:45:25Let's do another one, Bob.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27Right away.

0:45:28 > 0:45:30I'm just getting warmed up.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38These are wrong. I want her to look demented.

0:45:41 > 0:45:43This one.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45Wigs.

0:45:45 > 0:45:46Funny fact for you, Bette.

0:45:46 > 0:45:51Joan wore this one in some early 1930s MGM melodrama.

0:45:51 > 0:45:55And from the looks of it, it hasn't been touched since.

0:46:08 > 0:46:11Clara Bow beauty mark.

0:46:16 > 0:46:20- Mm.- My God, Mother, is that how you really want to look?

0:46:23 > 0:46:24Just wait.

0:46:27 > 0:46:32Now, I just think there are too many words in this section, Bob.

0:46:32 > 0:46:34God, I miss the silent pictures.

0:46:46 > 0:46:49Christ! She can't be serious.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17Hello, Daddy.

0:47:33 > 0:47:36APPLAUSE

0:47:44 > 0:47:45All right, all right!

0:47:45 > 0:47:47Everybody back to work! Back to work.

0:48:05 > 0:48:06Action.

0:48:06 > 0:48:10Blanche, you aren't ever gonna sell this house.

0:48:10 > 0:48:14And you aren't ever gonna leave it...either.

0:48:18 > 0:48:20And...action.

0:48:21 > 0:48:23Blanche,

0:48:23 > 0:48:26you aren't ever gonna sell this house.

0:48:26 > 0:48:28And you aren't ever gonna leave it.

0:48:28 > 0:48:32Bob, isn't that lighting unnecessarily harsh?

0:48:32 > 0:48:36Oh, we haven't balanced the footage yet, Joan. Don't worry.

0:48:36 > 0:48:37Don't worry about it.

0:48:37 > 0:48:39Blanche,

0:48:39 > 0:48:42you aren't ever gonna sell this house.

0:48:42 > 0:48:46And you aren't ever gonna leave it...

0:48:46 > 0:48:48either.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50Cut.

0:49:11 > 0:49:12And action.

0:49:38 > 0:49:40# Hey, little girl

0:49:40 > 0:49:43# Comb your hair, fix your make-up

0:49:43 > 0:49:47# Soon he will open the door

0:49:47 > 0:49:53# Don't think because there's a ring on your finger

0:49:53 > 0:49:58# You needn't try any more... #

0:49:58 > 0:50:01DOORBELL RINGS

0:50:03 > 0:50:06Welcome to the house that fear built.

0:50:06 > 0:50:07Come on in.

0:50:11 > 0:50:14- Just the two of us? - The three of us.

0:50:14 > 0:50:17Oh, didn't I specify that in my invitation?

0:50:17 > 0:50:20I suppose you expected one of my legendary dinner parties.

0:50:20 > 0:50:25No, Gloria and Jimmy Stewart and the Fondas are on Wednesday.

0:50:25 > 0:50:27Tonight it's just us gals.

0:50:27 > 0:50:29Sit down, please. The sofa's comfy.

0:50:40 > 0:50:43Can I get you ladies something to drink?

0:50:43 > 0:50:45Scotch.

0:50:45 > 0:50:47Just a glass.

0:50:47 > 0:50:49I take it that's not Pepsi-Cola.

0:50:49 > 0:50:51Vodka. 100 proof.

0:50:51 > 0:50:53I say if you're going to drink, drink something you like.

0:50:53 > 0:50:54I'll be right back.

0:50:54 > 0:50:56Dining room's through there.

0:50:56 > 0:50:58I hope you gals have brought your appetites.

0:51:01 > 0:51:02It's an ambush.

0:51:02 > 0:51:04She's out for blood.

0:51:04 > 0:51:05You gonna give it to her?

0:51:05 > 0:51:07Are you?

0:51:09 > 0:51:11Fish Jell-O.

0:51:11 > 0:51:13- Goody. - No, it's aspic, darling.

0:51:13 > 0:51:15It's all the rage.

0:51:15 > 0:51:19I thought it'd be the perfect dish for our little tete-a-trois.

0:51:19 > 0:51:23Something substantial, but transparent.

0:51:25 > 0:51:26All right, ladies.

0:51:26 > 0:51:29You know what I need, and you know what the fans want.

0:51:29 > 0:51:32So feel free to let 'er rip.

0:51:40 > 0:51:42So, who gets top billing?

0:51:42 > 0:51:46Oh, Bette, of course. I mean, she plays the title role.

0:51:46 > 0:51:47It only makes sense.

0:51:47 > 0:51:50Both roles are tremendously important.

0:51:50 > 0:51:55You know, Hedda, I have been wanting to work with Bette since 1944,

0:51:55 > 0:51:58when I first went to Warner Brothers.

0:51:58 > 0:52:02And when I found What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?,

0:52:02 > 0:52:04I sent it to Bob Aldrich and told him

0:52:04 > 0:52:10in no uncertain terms that this was for Bette and me only.

0:52:10 > 0:52:12I was thrilled. Think of it,

0:52:12 > 0:52:17Joan Crawford was a big star when I arrived fresh off the boat.

0:52:17 > 0:52:20Such a lovely thing to say.

0:52:20 > 0:52:22Fascinating.

0:52:28 > 0:52:30Ah.

0:52:30 > 0:52:33Oh, how lovely.

0:52:33 > 0:52:37- What are you serving for dessert? - We're skipping dessert.

0:52:37 > 0:52:40I'm already getting diabetes.

0:52:43 > 0:52:45Dateline: Los Angeles.

0:52:45 > 0:52:49Stars of the night sky tend to keep to fixed orbits

0:52:49 > 0:52:51and never interfere with one another.

0:52:51 > 0:52:54Things sometimes operate that way in Hollywood, too.

0:52:54 > 0:52:58Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, stars of equal magnitude

0:52:58 > 0:53:02who ruled in motion pictures during the fabulous '30s,

0:53:02 > 0:53:04never got to know one another.

0:53:04 > 0:53:07Now, in the Indian summer of their careers,

0:53:07 > 0:53:09they're about to.