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0:00:27 > 0:00:30- Right. Two crates of brown ale...
0:00:30 > 0:00:32- Right. Two crates of brown ale...- - What about stout?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- Two crates of that too. - A bottle of whisky.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Half or full?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- Half or full?!
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Full, of course! And a barrel - of draught bass on tap.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- We can't have a barrel. - We'll never hide it.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- It's the same thing every year.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- We're like squirrels, - hiding bottles like nuts.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59- You know full well my father - has always been against drinking.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- He's set in his ways.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- I wish he'd go elsewhere - for Christmas.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Hey. He is, isn't he?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- Where to?
0:01:11 > 0:01:17- He's singing the Messiah on - Christmas Eve. He won't be here.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23- We can roll the barrel in - and back out before he gets back.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- One small barrel of bass.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- One large barrel of bass.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- A small one, just in case.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- Put a bottle of vodka down too.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- I'll want to toast the Soviets - by the end of the night.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- SINGS THE RED FLAG
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- And a bottle of rum.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- SINGS SAILOR'S HORNPIPE
0:01:53 > 0:01:58- I've always said you have a great - voice, if you looked after it.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- What do you mean?
0:02:01 > 0:02:06- George has always had - the loveliest little voice.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13- Do you remember you getting second - at the Eisteddfod in Llanberis?
0:02:13 > 0:02:14- No.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16- Well, you did.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- I hope you two - won't disappoint me.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Alright. What's the catch?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- Christmas is coming.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- I thought we might show - a little festive spirit.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34- What do you mean?
0:02:34 > 0:02:39- We could raise money for - the Mission by singing carols.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44- We could do it as a family - - Diana, George, Mr Thomas and me.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Who do you think we are? - The Osmonds?!
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Fair play, Twm. Give him a chance.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57- It wouldn't just be raising money. - We'd be spreading festive cheer.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- It's become a holiday - of binge drinking.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- But we could spread - the true message as a family.
0:03:04 > 0:03:10- Well, count me out. - I'll be very busy this Christmas.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Doing what?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Arranging the tombola - for the British Legion.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18- Vanity.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Well, my voice broke - many moons ago.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- So you're both refusing?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26- So you're both refusing?- - Refusing what?
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Refusing to act in a - Christian manner this Christmas.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- What have they done now?
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- Going out there would be - fatal for my sinuses.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- What are you talking about?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- I thought we could form - a family carol singing group.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- That's a great idea.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- There we are. - I knew you would agree with me.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- You have a kind heart, my girl.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58- Tell me when you'd like to go. - What about Christmas Eve?
0:03:59 > 0:04:00- No, no.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- I can't do that night either. - I've got the Messiah in chapel.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- I was thinking we could go - on Christmas afternoon.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11- Christmas afternoon?
0:04:11 > 0:04:12- Christmas afternoon?- - Christmas afternoon?!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Straight after lunch.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Who can reach top C - with a bellyful of stuffing?
0:04:19 > 0:04:25- No-one goes carol singing - on Christmas afternoon.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26- Exactly!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- And as a result, - we'll make a bigger impression.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Quite right. You have a point.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- No-one will take any notice of us.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- We'll make sure they take notice.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- We'll be dressed - as people from Canaan.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44- Eh?
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- You'll be dressed as Mary, - George as Joseph and Mr Thomas...
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- The donkey!
0:04:50 > 0:04:51- The donkey!- - Hey! Watch it!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- I was thinking of a shepherd.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Never in Europe!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- I'm not walking round like some...
0:05:00 > 0:05:01- ..blinkin' Arab!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Fair play, now.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Dressing up is taking it - a little far, isn't it?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- But it's for a good cause.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- The minister said it was - the best idea he'd ever heard.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- I agree.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- I support you and so does George.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- Leave Lawrence of Arabia to me.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- PLAYS WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- What do you think you're doing? - Are you mad?
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- I'm sick of it. - I'm up to my sinuses!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- I'm entitled to play my organ - in my own house.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Whose house?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- My son bought this house.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27- With my daughter.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Exactly. Your daughter supports - my carol singing idea.
0:06:31 > 0:06:36- You're not going to disturb me - or those pigeons...
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- ..with this hurdy-gurdy!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- The pigeons like it.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Exactly! My birds are the only ones - in the British Federation...
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- ..that know more about - Songs of Praise than racing!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Sshht!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Tada...
0:06:56 > 0:07:02- ..I'd like a quick word in private - with Dadi, if you don't mind.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07- Oh, yes. Of course. It's time - someone put him in his place.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- What did you say, - you northern swine?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- I won't tell you again.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Now listen here, Dadi...
0:07:16 > 0:07:21- ..if you're not willing to - co-operate of your own free will...
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- ..I'll force you.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Force who?
0:07:25 > 0:07:26- Force who?- - Is this yours?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Where did you get that?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- You won't get a drop of this...
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- ..unless you promise - not to argue with Tada.
0:07:36 > 0:07:42- And unless you join in the carol - singing, you'll be on Lucozade!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- You can go to jail for blackmail.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- I'll sink this in about an hour, - I can tell you now.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- You charge enough for it.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Inflation. I can't help it.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- I've got something worse - than inflation at home.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Fair play, he's not that bad.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- I know he's your father, - but this is senseless.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- He's only asking us to sing - a couple of carols.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- I'll take these to the car.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Are you carol singing?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Are you carol singing?- - Not if I can help it, Wil Chips.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- I've told you not to use - that name here, Twm Twm.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34- Oh, alright. - And I'm Mr Thomas Thomas to you too.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- What would you like, - Mr Thomas Thomas?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- You're asking for a kick.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40- You're asking for a kick.- - Same again, sir?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42- There you are.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47- I hear your good lady is getting - over her hyst... Spot of bother.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- Another pint of draught bass here, - Squadron Leader.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Why do you hide your roots?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- You always were Wil Chips - and you always will be.
0:08:58 > 0:09:03- It's about time you told - this shower about your dad...
0:09:03 > 0:09:08- ..singing on a Saturday night - and your mother dancing on tables.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- Maybe you're a chip off - the old block, as they say.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Would you like anything else?
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Your dad had a great singing voice.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- You've probably got - a decent voice too.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23- Well, to be...
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Well, to be...- - Oh, really.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Give us a song.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- I don't have a singing licence.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Would you like to know about - Squadron Leader Chips's father?
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- OK, OK. Thank you, Cedric, - for your valued custom.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- So good of you to come.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Out.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Right out, come on.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- The place is empty.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Sing.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56- Now?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Now?- - Now.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Alright.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- # There'll be bluebirds over
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- # The white cliffs of Dover
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- # Tomorrow, just you wait and see
0:10:13 > 0:10:14- # There'll be joy
0:10:15 > 0:10:16- # There'll... #
0:10:17 > 0:10:18- Right. Lovely.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- You're better than Vera Lynn.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28- I want you to do a small favour - for your buddy, Twm Twm.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- I want you to take my place - in the carol singing party.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34- No, he won't.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- No, he won't.- - He's got a good voice.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- You promised us as a family.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40- If you promised, fair's fair.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- If you promised, fair's fair.- - Shut your chops, Vera Lynn!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Come on, Twm Twm.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- ORGAN PLAYS UPSTAIRS
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Diana, where's my father?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Can't you hear? He's upstairs.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- OK, Twm. All clear.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Where shall we put these?
0:11:25 > 0:11:26- Where shall we put these?- - Hang on a minute.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Blimey! Who's going - to drink all that?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Who drinks vodka in this house?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- George...
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- That hurdy-gurdy has stopped.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Quick. Hide these.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- George, quick, over here.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47- Come on!
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- Come on! Down there! - Dadi, do something!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- "Do something".
0:11:54 > 0:11:58- The ball comes out of the scrum. - Edwards to Bennett.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Dadi!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- It's Ali Baba!
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- You look just like a king, Tada.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Well, you do look...
0:12:39 > 0:12:40- Well, you do look...- - ..dignified.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Where did you park your camel?
0:12:44 > 0:12:45- Where did you park your camel?- - Dadi!
0:12:45 > 0:12:50- When you've stopped your nonsense, - we'll start practising.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52- Yes.
0:12:52 > 0:12:57- Before we start, I want to see - if the costumes fit.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58- George, try yours on.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01- Dadi, look here.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- This is your costume.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- I'm not wearing that.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- We must have a king - and a shepherd.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12- There are no kings in the Soviet!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- There are no kings in the Soviet!- - Get a move on, Dadi!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- I've never heard such - a stupid idea in my life.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- You don't need to - get dressed up to sing.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23- Just put it on.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Just put it on.- - I am!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- Do you know what, Twm?
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- If you had a candle, you'd - look like Wee Willie Winkie!
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- Alright. That's it. I'm not - going to be a laughing stock.
0:13:37 > 0:13:42- Dadi, they're forecasting - very dry weather over Christmas.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48- Hat.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- When you're quite ready, - we'll start practising.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Here you go.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Turn to page 39.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Thanks, Tada.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07- Thanks, Tada.- - 39.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15- And we'll sing this one in F. - Now where's my pitchfork?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Do you remember - the old Welsh saying?
0:14:23 > 0:14:24- No point lifting your skirt...
0:14:24 > 0:14:25- No point lifting your skirt...- - Dadi!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Now then, ready?
0:14:30 > 0:14:31- Right, Behold the Dawning.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40- # Behold the dawning - of a day to remember
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- # The birth of the Messiah... #
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Da, da, da, da...
0:14:46 > 0:14:50- Mr Thomas, show some joy and pride.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- You've just arrived in Bethlehem - after that little camel...
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- ..has carried you for miles.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03- I feel like I was the one carrying - the little camel for miles!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- If you mess around, I'll give up!
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- No, no! We're not going to - mess around, are we, Dadi?
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- Right, one more time. - Ready? One, two...
0:15:15 > 0:15:19- # Behold the dawning - of a day to remember
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- # The birth of the Messiah... #
0:15:22 > 0:15:23- No, no.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- The fact we're collecting money - for children in China...
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- ..doesn't mean you should - sing like you're Chinese!
0:15:32 > 0:15:36- Now, once again. - Everyone hold one of these tins.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- There we are.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- We'll fill these. They'll pay us - to go to the next street!
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- Behold the Dawning. - Ready? One, two...
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- # Behold the dawning...
0:15:51 > 0:15:56- # Follow me and then everyone - turn to the right
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- # And then carry on singing
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- # And then everyone - back in place... #
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- LAUGHTER
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- One, two...
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- # Behold the dawning - of a day to remember
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- # The birth of the Messiah #
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- DOOR CLOSES
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- Tada, you're back.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- Yes. Nothing beats the aroma - of turkey at Christmas.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- You're quite right. - This is quite a heavy one.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Watch you don't burn yourself.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53- There we are.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56- How did it go?
0:16:56 > 0:17:01- Mr Morgan was at his best. - There weren't many there.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- He said we must have - sympathy for the sinners...
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- ..although they have stayed away.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- Merry Christmas.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Come on, George. Hair of the dog.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- You're telling me. - My head's like a bucket.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- You shouldn't have drunk - so much vodka last night.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- You were the one knocking it back - like a Cossack!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Buy some raffle tickets, boys.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Buy some raffle tickets, boys.- - What's it for?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- A good cause.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Well, people don't sell - tickets for a bad cause.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- First prize, Christmas hamper.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43- First prize, Christmas hamper.- - A bloody basket!
0:17:43 > 0:17:49- Loads of fruit, a tin of biscuits, - a turkey and two bottles of whisky.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51- OK, George, buy us two tickets.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53- Eh?
0:17:53 > 0:17:58- Well, it is a day of goodwill. - Come on, buy a ticket.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- I agree with the goodwill. I'll - buy one, you can buy the other.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04- Alright, alright.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- We'll be making the draw at 3.00pm, - after Her Majesty's speech.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Why? Has she bought a ticket?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- We won't be here.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- No, unfortunately. - We'll be out carol singing.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- On Christmas afternoon?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- I was thinking - we'd have a party here.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- There we go again. - Ephraim Hughes again!
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- He's more square than - Mrs Mary Lighthouse!
0:18:35 > 0:18:36- Don't start.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Come on, drink up. - Diana's making lunch.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41- Down it.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- I'll turn the car around.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- Ephraim Hughes likes to spoil - everyone's Christmas.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- That's the problem - with these teetotallers.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- A little whisky would do him good.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02- A glass or two. - It lifts the spirits, doesn't it?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10- Get me a bottle of brandy.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Half a bottle will do.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Half a bottle will do.- - You don't drink brandy.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16- No, I don't.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- But as the English say, - "Brandy for the parson".
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Tada, where have they got to?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- It's the same every - Christmas morning.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- They'll return, - like two lost sheep to the fold.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Christmas is a time to be together.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- George, where have you been? - If it wasn't for Tada...
0:19:47 > 0:19:48- Where's Dadi?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- Where's Dadi?- - He's coming now.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Come on, Twm.
0:20:30 > 0:20:35- Now don't spoil things this year - and don't wind up the old man.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36- Never in Europe!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Never in Europe!- - Alright. Now, come on.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Right then, Georgie.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35- We're going to have a - Christmas dinner to remember.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- Well, I've never had a pudding - as good as this one.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- And this custard is marvellous.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Diana...
0:22:04 > 0:22:08- ..you've been very generous - with your "vanilla" this year.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- Me? I thought it was you - who added it.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- I didn't touch it.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- Do you know what?
0:22:17 > 0:22:21- If I may say so, - this Lucozade is like wine.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- I'll fetch the coffee.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- Before you...
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Before you go, my dear...
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- ..on behalf of this family...
0:22:35 > 0:22:40- ..I'd like to thank you - for preparing this meal today.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Oh, very good.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Oh, very good.- - No need to thank me, Tada.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Lads, before she gets back, - I've got a joke.
0:22:56 > 0:23:01- This boy from Llanberis was in love - with a girl from Liverpool.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- They couldn't speak much - of each other's languages.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- They went for a walk up the - mountain for a bit of fun.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- They'd been there - for quite some time.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Things were going well.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- And after a while, - the girl asked...
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- .."Darling...
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- .."Darling...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- "..say something soft."
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- And he said, "Rice pudding."
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Do you think he knows Eskimo Nell?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- What's the matter with you?
0:23:49 > 0:23:53- Mr Hughes has been cracking - a couple of blue jokes.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Never! Never in Europe!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- It was a little joke for the lads.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- George can tell it - to you another time.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05- Somewhere a bit more private.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07- Tonight.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19- I've...
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- I've enjoyed this Christmas.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23- Wonderful!
0:24:24 > 0:24:28- What about a song? - Do you know Whiskies Wasgies?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- Don't you know Whiskies Wasgies?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- # Some day...
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- # The summerhouse... #
0:24:38 > 0:24:39- Don't you know it?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Don't you know it?- - No, Tada.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- I'll go upstairs to...
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- ..fetch copies.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- We'll have to learn it.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- Can I get past, Twm Twm?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Call him Dadi.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- I'll fetch it. - # Some day... #
0:25:04 > 0:25:06- Righto... Who?
0:25:07 > 0:25:08- Not me.
0:25:09 > 0:25:10- Dadi?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- Me?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Oh, Dadi. That white sauce - stank of brandy.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18- And this coffee's awful!
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- This Lucozade is like Potcheen!
0:25:30 > 0:25:36- # Whiskies wasgies, off we go, - Christmas is approaching... #
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- # Behold the dawning - of a day to remember
0:25:50 > 0:25:55- # The birth of the Messiah... #
0:25:55 > 0:25:56- Aaarrghhh!
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Where am I? What's happened?
0:26:33 > 0:26:37- Sshh. Everything's alright. - Don't you worry about a thing.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- You had a little accident.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43- The doctor said you can - come home tomorrow.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49- Yes, I remember now. - Something came over me.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- You'd been drinking.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53- Eh?
0:26:53 > 0:26:55- Eh?- - Lucozade.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57- Oh.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Yes.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05- Come on, now. You're not to blame.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08- Of course I'm to blame.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10- I gave him the brandy.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- You didn't know he'd be so daft.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- You didn't know he'd be so daft.- - A joke is a joke.
0:27:15 > 0:27:21- He's a good man. He's straight - down the middle, like that.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25- He only wanted to go carol singing - for good causes...
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- ..and where is he? Hospital!
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- Cheer up, cheer up! - Time for the raffle, tally-ho!
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- Now then, Penny, darling.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- Would you be a dear - and choose the winning ticket.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- Didn't she do that beautifully?
0:27:40 > 0:27:44- Now, let's have you. 37. - Who's got 37, the winning number?
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- Goodness, it's you! 37!
0:27:49 > 0:27:52- It's this lucky gentleman - over here, Penny.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54- Bring the hamper over.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59- Thank you very much.
0:28:00 > 0:28:01- APPLAUSE
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- Come on, you couldn't help it.
0:28:10 > 0:28:15- No, I couldn't help it. - But I could help now, couldn't I?
0:28:15 > 0:28:18- Eh? Right, you lot here. - Quiet a minute.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21- Have you enjoyed today, - drinking and so on?
0:28:21 > 0:28:27- Right, OK. Now you can do me a - little favour. A favour for Twm Twm.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30- Where is he, then?
0:28:30 > 0:28:31- Where is he, then?- - Who?
0:28:31 > 0:28:33- Your father, Mr Thomas.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36- He was here when you were asleep, - wasn't he?
0:28:37 > 0:28:41- Oh, yes. But he had to go because - he had something important to do.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43- Oh, I see.
0:28:43 > 0:28:47- Listen! Carol singers!
0:28:47 > 0:28:50- That's what I was going - to do this afternoon.
0:28:51 > 0:28:52- Hush!
0:28:52 > 0:28:53- Hush!- - Listen to that!
0:28:54 > 0:28:58- # The old wondrous promise of Eden
0:28:58 > 0:29:02- # Behold today its fulfilment
0:29:02 > 0:29:07- # Behold the strategy - of divine love
0:29:08 > 0:29:12- # Before our eyes, unimpeded #
0:29:14 > 0:29:16- Tally-ho.
0:29:19 > 0:29:23- My friends here have been out - collecting for your whatsanames.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26- Well, really. Well, well!
0:29:26 > 0:29:28- Plenty of money there.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32- You could feed a few - Chinese with that.
0:29:32 > 0:29:37- I can only thank you all profusely!
0:29:37 > 0:29:39- Another small present for you too.
0:29:39 > 0:29:43- Oh, no. I'm not touching - that ever again!
0:30:11 > 0:30:14- S4C subtitles by Ericsson