0:00:20 > 0:00:21So...
0:00:26 > 0:00:29- So...- Still alive, then?
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Unless we died in the night and went to heaven.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41ALARM BEEPS
0:00:47 > 0:00:50No.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52We're still alive.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57HE GROANS
0:00:59 > 0:01:01HE SIGHS
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Does this feel like a mistake to ya?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10I mean, does it feel like that kind of a day?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14SHE SIGHS
0:01:15 > 0:01:19It's a good thing you're doing, hang on to that.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28There are three battles that shape our lives -
0:01:28 > 0:01:30nature versus nurture...
0:01:31 > 0:01:33..free will versus destiny...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37..and City versus United.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43MUSIC: "I Wanna Be Adored" by The Stone Roses
0:01:56 > 0:02:02# I don't have to sell my soul
0:02:02 > 0:02:04# He's already in me
0:02:04 > 0:02:10# I don't need to sell my soul
0:02:10 > 0:02:13# He's already in me
0:02:15 > 0:02:20# I wanna be adored
0:02:24 > 0:02:28# I wanna be adored... #
0:02:35 > 0:02:38LINE RINGS
0:02:38 > 0:02:41PHONE RINGS
0:02:41 > 0:02:45'It's Robbo here. Leave a beep after the message.'
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- BEEP - 'Yeah, Robbo, this is your wake-up call.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50'We're meeting Dad at 10.30.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54'I'm not expecting hugs and kisses. Just no fighting, for once.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55- 'For me.' - MACHINE CLICKS OFF
0:02:58 > 0:03:06# I wanna be adored
0:03:06 > 0:03:13# I wanna be adored. #
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Hey, get a move on. What time's kick off? You're going to be late!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Me socks aren't dry.- Socks.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32RADIO PLAYS SOFTLY
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Here. These'll have to do. - Nice one.- Here you are.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Right. Good luck with your job interview.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Not that you need it.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Give us a kiss.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Bye, sweetheart.- See you later.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Wash up for me, will ya?- Yeah.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Come on, England!- Come on, you can help with the washing up. See ya!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- Er... - HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:04:04 > 0:04:06HE SIGHS
0:04:15 > 0:04:18PHONE RINGS
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- RADIO:- 'This afternoon, the biggest match of Euro '96 so far.'- Morning.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27- 'It's England versus Scotland at Wembley.'- You all right, Maurice? - Yeah, I'm all right.- Yeah?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Mr Cotton?
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Mr Cotton! It's for you. - I know. I know.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Daniel, he's in the middle of something at the moment. Yeah. Yeah.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Eh up!- Come on. Cheers, love!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05HE SIGHS
0:05:05 > 0:05:06DOOR OPENS
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Oh, finally! Where've you been?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Oh, forgive me, I'm passionate about my business.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- You should try it yourself sometimes. - Oh, I have passions, too.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18They just don't happen to include a compressed dextrose tablet
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- in the shape of an animal.- Charming.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26What do you think paid for my house? Your house?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29What do you think paid for everything you've got?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32OK. OK, I'm sorry. You're here now, that's the main thing.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- Is he here?- No. No, not yet.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Where is he, then? Drugged up in a gutter somewhere, as usual, I think.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47I want this to work, OK? So, just go easy on him.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I always went easy on him.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Well, that was to protect the rest of us.- He needed protecting, too.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56He was old enough to know better.
0:05:56 > 0:06:02I know it's the modern way to never actually hold your hand up and say, "My fault",
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- but I'm not a big fan of the modern way.- Oh, you don't say(!)
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Hey!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Hello.- You all right?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Hey.- Hi, mate. - How are you?- Yeah, good.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Right, let me get you a coffee or something.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28You look almost respectable.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34- What you doing for a living these days?- I've got a club...in town.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Are there any staff in here? - A club?!
0:06:37 > 0:06:41HE LAUGHS At your age?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43What kind of job is that for a grown man?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Says the man who makes sweets for a living.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48I'm very good at making sweets for a living.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Is he good at running a nightclub for a living?- Yes.- I am here.
0:06:54 > 0:07:01Good. So, we're not getting together because you need money, then?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Oh, lovely. Lovely!
0:07:03 > 0:07:07No. No we're getting together for me. OK? For me.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Morning, Joanne.- Morning.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40So, is this how it went with the Prodigal Son? Remind me.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42It's been a while since I read it.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- No, sorry, Daniel. This was never going to work.- Dad, please, for me.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Sit down. - This wasn't my idea.- I guessed that.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Shut up you! Dad, please.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- No, a waste of time. - I've got cancer, by the way.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01What are you talking about?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- What?- I've got cancer.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- That's why Daniel wanted you to see me.- Is that true?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11No, it isn't.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14But I just wondered what it would take to get you to turn round.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18You are a sick bugger, you know? You always were. ROBBO LAUGHS
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Hmm.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23DANIEL SIGHS
0:08:43 > 0:08:44COUGHING
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- MUFFLED:- Are you all right?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Robbo?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Dad! Dad?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Dad? Dad!
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Dad?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Come on.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31ALARM
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Dad!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36THEY GROAN
0:09:38 > 0:09:40SAMUEL MUMBLES
0:09:43 > 0:09:46SAMUEL COUGHS
0:09:46 > 0:09:48How come you stayed on your feet?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I don't know.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Did you hear something?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Yeah...a fucking big bang. Did you?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01No, I'm serious. Listen.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- WAILING - There.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04CREAKING
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Bloody hell!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Right, you two, go on outside. Go on.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14We need to get out of here before this place comes down.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18I'm all right. No touching.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- WOMAN MOANS - It's OK, love. My name's Daniel.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23What's yours?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Joanne.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29SIREN
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- WOMAN:- Can everybody keep back now?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40HUBBUB
0:10:40 > 0:10:41I'm all right.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Hey, over here, mate.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Over here. There's more. There's more down there.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50HUBBUB
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Here. Here.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Careful.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- POLICE OFFICER:- This way. Come on.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04SIRENS
0:11:04 > 0:11:06ROTORS WHIR
0:11:06 > 0:11:09POLICE RADIO CRACKLES SIRENS
0:11:13 > 0:11:15BABY CRIES
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Any word on the bastards that did this?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Police are saying IRA.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Yeah, well, I'm not surprised.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28That's the peace process for you.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Hold still.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Hey, I drove an ambulance in the war round Trafford Park.- Yeah?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36A bit of flying glass isn't going to scare me, love.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38It's better to be on the safe side.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40That's the trouble with this country, innit, eh?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42You start off banning conkers
0:11:42 > 0:11:45and, the next minute, the IRA have taken you for a soft touch.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Excuse me. Excuse me, this lady got hurt. Can somebody have a look?
0:11:49 > 0:11:53I'm in shock, right, so what I'm thinking is,
0:11:53 > 0:11:57you've got legitimate access to various chemicals
0:11:57 > 0:12:01and...I'm a legitimate bomb victim in need of comfort.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04So...where's the harm?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Don't push your luck, mate.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09SIREN
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Are you all right, Dad? - Never better. How's the cleaner?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Yeah, she's going to be all right.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15He hasn't changed.
0:12:15 > 0:12:20We nearly died in there. Doesn't that make you think?
0:12:20 > 0:12:25Dead right. It makes me think we should hold on to what's important.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27And he isn't important.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Hey, mate... that woman you brought out,
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Any chance you could see her home?
0:12:31 > 0:12:36Yeah, go on. Hey...make sure you're back for kick off.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Cheers, mate.- JOANNE: It's just a scratch. I just need to get home.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- I'll give you a lift home, love. - Seriously?- Yeah, absolutely.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Oh, you're a diamond.- Come on.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46ROTORS WHIR DISTANTLY
0:12:48 > 0:12:50MEN SHOUT
0:12:56 > 0:12:58SIREN
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Is that what I think it is, sir?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Cut me some slack, mate, I nearly just breathed me last in there.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14So did I.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17So...you know.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23MUSIC: "Regret" by New Order
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Do you need to call anyone? I've got one of these terrible things.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Oh...a megaphone would be more use.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I've got one son playing football and another at a job interview.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- SHE SIGHS - Job interview?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Are you old enough to have a son that age?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Sorry, I didn't mean... - THEY LAUGH
0:14:00 > 0:14:03You're going to have to direct me from here.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Oh, turn left here... and we're at the end.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17It's not that bad, is it?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19No. No. No, no.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24- I think I used to live round here. - You think you did?!
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Yeah, I did.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Definitely.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I know I did.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- TV:- 'We've just received these pictures of central Manchester.'
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- REPORTER:- 'A massive explosion can clearly be seen.'
0:15:02 > 0:15:06- TV:- 'What I can tell you is that, from about a quarter past ten this morning,
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- 'police were cordoning off a...' - Adopted, by the way.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11When I was about five.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14I knew it was somewhere this way and, er...
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Well, it started coming back to me, driving you back.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Oh, right.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Thank goodness for that, I thought you were going X-Files on me.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- THEY LAUGH - Thought you'd let a nutter bring you home.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Not for the first time, believe me. HE LAUGHS
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- I can't watch that, sorry. Have a seat.- Thanks.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42HE SIGHS Thank you, by the way, for...
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- I never said thank you.- No, don't, please. You don't have to.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Who were them fellers you were with?
0:15:48 > 0:15:51It was me family. Me dad and me brother.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Don't look like you.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Well, there's a reason for that.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Oh, yeah, right, sorry. Adopted, you said.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59THEY LAUGH
0:16:02 > 0:16:06What did you think about...when that ceiling came down on us?
0:16:06 > 0:16:10My boys. Did they have their keys with them?
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Could they break in, if they didn't?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Would I be late for me other job? What about you?
0:16:14 > 0:16:18That I didn't want to come round and find John Major by the side of me bed.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21THEY LAUGH Well, I wouldn't have minded that.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24No matter how bad I looked, I know I'd have looked healthier than him.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26HE CHUCKLES
0:16:26 > 0:16:29I felt sort of surprised, too. You know? I thought...
0:16:29 > 0:16:33"Oh, so this is how it ends."
0:16:33 > 0:16:36You know?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Do you want a top up or will your wife be wondering where you got to?
0:16:42 > 0:16:43I'm not married.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48It's a long story and...
0:16:48 > 0:16:50you really don't want to hear it.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Don't worry, I wasn't asking to hear it.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Here are. Oh. Cheers.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Where have you been?! You've been ages!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- She lived over Flixton way. - Oh.- Got stuck on the M62.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28I thought you might have aftershock or something.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- No, that's like earthquakes, innit? - Are you sure you're all right?- Yeah.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Aye, aye.- Ah, you made it, then.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Just in time for kick off.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38- Look at this. TV:- 'One pregnant woman
0:17:38 > 0:17:40'was blown off her feet by the blast.'
0:17:40 > 0:17:45You know what we should do, we should go to Old Trafford tomorrow for the Germany/Russia game.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Show the paddies we're not afraid.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53No Irish Republican is going to want to bomb Old Trafford, Dad. It's a Catholic club.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58- So, what's City?- Buddhist. All suffering leads to enlightenment.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00THEY LAUGH
0:18:02 > 0:18:06'Well, here we go into the second half, then. It's 0-0, England against Scotland.
0:18:07 > 0:18:13'Seaman stands tall as McAlister, has a chance to level the scores.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- 'Oh, what a save!'- Yes, he saved it!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18SAMUEL LAUGHS
0:18:18 > 0:18:22They're never very good in the heat, are they, the Jocks?
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Having a brush with death like that, it brings things home to you -
0:18:26 > 0:18:28not letting the moment pass and all that.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30You really want to make that bomb an excuse
0:18:30 > 0:18:34for a begging letter on your brother's behalf?
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- It's not a begging letter. - He'll never change. Simple as that.
0:18:38 > 0:18:43Would it be so hard for the three of us
0:18:43 > 0:18:48just to be sitting here watching the game, having a beer and not raking over the past?
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- I don't want him back in my life. - He's your family. He's in your life, whether you want him or not.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- You can't just pick and choose. - Why not? I picked you, didn't I?
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- Bought me, more like.- "Bought me"?!
0:18:59 > 0:19:04Well, that's lovely. Put that on my Fathers' Day card.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09You're getting to sound like the other one.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11The other one?!
0:19:11 > 0:19:14That's my brother, your son.
0:19:14 > 0:19:19- His name is Robbo!- His name is shit!
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Yeah? And whose fault is that? You brought him up, you crippled him, like you crippled me
0:19:23 > 0:19:29and the only difference between you and the other one is, at least he knows he's fucked.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31'Let the celebrations begin! Gazza makes it 2-0 to England!'
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Dad? Dad? Dad! Dad!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Dad?! Dad?!
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Claire! Claire! Claire!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Yeah?- It's Dad!
0:19:43 > 0:19:44He just went over.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- Samuel? Samuel?- Come on, Dad! - I'll ring for an ambulance.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Dad! Come on, Dad!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Mum?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Hi.- Oh, sweetheart. Thanks for coming.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Hi.- Are you OK?- Yeah.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- How is he?- They're monitoring him. - What does that mean?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Well, he's had a stroke.- Oh, God!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13They think it's delayed shock after the bomb.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Could've been the stress I was piling on him.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- Along with 40 fags and a fry-up every morning.- He was on a health kick. Special K and Silk Cut.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24Your dad could start a row in an empty house. He'll be fine. He always is.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I'll just, erm...
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Excuse me.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44DANCE MUSIC PUMPS CHATTER
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- So, he's going to be all right? - Yeah, the medics seem to think so.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Just my luck.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00I put him in there, arguing about you, so lay off, will ya?
0:21:00 > 0:21:04I can't help it, I owe money. I owe it to some bad people.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Proper naughty. You know why? Cos of you and Dad.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11What do you mean, because of me?!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13You promised to help me out.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I've been helping you out all your life!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I know, but you said you were good for a few bob more.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20You know, straighten me out once and for all.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- We've been here before, haven't we?- Play this.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26I don't do requests, mate. I'm not a wedding DJ.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Play it!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31All right. All right, I'll play it.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I didn't know it was your birthday.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Pussy!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46GANGSTA RAP MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Now can you see why I need the money?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55It's them I borrowed the money off.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Oh, brilliant(!)
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Where have you been?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- HE SIGHS - Arguing with Robbo.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Did you make him have a stroke, too?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Very funny.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17SHE LAUGHS I have perspective.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21BOTH SIGH
0:22:36 > 0:22:38HE SIGHS HEAVILY
0:22:38 > 0:22:40BUZZER
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Hiya. Is Robbo in?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Cheers.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- WOMAN:- Are you telling me you didn't cheat on me? - MAN MUMBLES
0:22:50 > 0:22:54- Go away!- What? - I don't care, you cheated on me.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09If it's a threesome you're after, we're all shagged out.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Well, I'm glad one of us could sleep.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16- ROBBO SIGHS - What time is it?- Just gone nine.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18ROBBO GROANS
0:23:20 > 0:23:22See you, Robbo.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Yeah, see ya...
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- Caroline.- I'd have got there in the end!- Piss off!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Bit touchy.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35So...how much do you owe them?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37The Manc Capones?
0:23:38 > 0:23:4130 grand...and rising.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Why would you borrow 30 grand off drug dealers?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46I got in a bit of a mess.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51Right. I owed the brewery. I owed on the lease.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54I owed security on the door. I owed business rates.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57And, to be fair, the drug dealers
0:23:57 > 0:24:01- have proved a more reliable source of liquidity than you.- Oh, really?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Hmm.- So, what happened to the ten grand I gave you last month?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Where did that go?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Buy me breakfast, I'll tell ya.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Ten grand on a five-match accumulator.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15I put the full wad on our lads to win it.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19This isn't real, is it?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21It's real, all right.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Scotland done, yeah?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27England just need to win their next four matches.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31450 grand...and change.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35I think that might be just enough to turn things around?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Sorry, you bet ten...
0:24:39 > 0:24:44ten grand that England aren't going to mess up in a major tournament?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Why would anyone do that?!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50It's that bomb.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54See, one inch either side of that pillar and I'd be dead.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58But I walked out of there, nothing heavier than plaster dust on me.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00And, I tell you, I knew then
0:25:00 > 0:25:03that bomb was the start of my lucky streak.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07The bomb? The bomb made you to do it.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Yeah. Yeah.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Why, didn't the bomb tell you anything?
0:25:13 > 0:25:1726 bets. Ten doubles, ten trebles,
0:25:17 > 0:25:21five fourfold and a straight fivefold accumulator.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I'd better take this for safe keeping, you see,
0:25:28 > 0:25:30because you can't be trusted.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53DOORBELL
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Yeah?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Hiya. Is your mum in?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Yeah!- Who is it?- Some bloke!
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Sorry about that.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Oh, I've been called worse.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Just...passing were you?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29No, not really. I, erm...
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I wanted to see how you were.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- Do you want to come in?- Yeah. Yeah.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Don't mind him, he's very protective.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Ah.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53How are you feeling today?
0:26:53 > 0:26:56All right, you know.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Thanks for asking.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01I'm off to the shops.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Don't be long.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Listen, I, erm... I just wanted to explain,
0:27:09 > 0:27:13I don't know if you thought I was being a bit weird or what yesterday.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17We were all being weird yesterday. We nearly got blown to smithereens.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21It just freaked me out. You know, the bomb, finding you...
0:27:21 > 0:27:24and then coming back here after all that time.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26You got a long way away from here.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Yeah, sometimes I think maybe a bit too far.
0:27:28 > 0:27:33SHE LAUGHS There's no such thing as too far away from here.
0:27:33 > 0:27:38Good place to come from... shit place to stay.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Sounds like a country and western song.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43My whole life sounds like a country and western song.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46And how are you?
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Yeah.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51I don't know. I mean...
0:27:51 > 0:27:54I, sort of, feel like I've been picked for something.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57But, er...I don't know what it is yet.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Do you know what I mean?
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Not really.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04HE LAUGHS
0:28:04 > 0:28:07OK.
0:28:07 > 0:28:11- All right?- This is Daniel. It was him that helped me out yesterday.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Thanks, mate. Nice one.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Yeah.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19Anyway, er...I'll see you around.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22What is it you do?
0:28:22 > 0:28:25- What?- For work? What do you do?
0:28:25 > 0:28:30Oh, er... it's too boring to tell you.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32More boring than cleaning?
0:28:32 > 0:28:35It IS cleaning.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Yeah, industrial.
0:28:37 > 0:28:42You know, factories on... Close down or after they've been built.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44That sort of thing. Yeah.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47You must be very good at it, car like that.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49- Haven't you heard of easy credit? - SHE LAUGHS
0:28:49 > 0:28:52I don't trust easy credit.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55That's why I've got two jobs and a sofa from a skip.
0:28:55 > 0:28:58And not much time for anything else.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00What made you think I was after anything else?
0:29:00 > 0:29:04You keep looking at me as if you want to say something and then stop yourself.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07In my experience, that can mean one of two things,
0:29:07 > 0:29:10you're going to ask me out or you're going to chuck me.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13No, it's neither.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15I'm a mouth breather.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18It's the curse of the windswept Manc.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20Right.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Hey, look what the cat dragged in.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58Charlie came up from London as soon as he heard.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01- That was nice of him. Nice to see you, Son.- Hiya, Dad.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Nice to see you're in one piece. This is Matilda.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07- Hello, love.- Hi. - Pleased to meet you.- And you.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10- How are you feeling, Dad? - Never better.
0:30:10 > 0:30:14- It's great to see you sitting up. - Yeah.- I thought, erm...
0:30:14 > 0:30:17- Well, you know, for a minute, I thought...- Yeah, well...
0:30:17 > 0:30:21the IRA tried to kill me in the morning and you tried to kill me in the afternoon.
0:30:21 > 0:30:26- Sam!- Yeah, but don't worry, I'd feel like shit if I was in your shoes, but we move on.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Get Charlie to tell you what he just told me. This is genius. You'll love it.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32- I'm sure you don't want to hear it again.- Of course I do, love.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35I can look at you while he's telling 'em.
0:30:35 > 0:30:39Feel free to sue my father for sexual harassment at any stage.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42I was just telling Grandad about PFI.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44- I thought it was the IRA claimed responsibility?- Oh, for God's sake!
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Just listen, will you? SAMUEL CHUCKLES
0:30:47 > 0:30:51Here's the thing. They get this private finance whatsit?
0:30:51 > 0:30:57- And that's how Manchester is going to get rebuilt at no cost to the taxpayer.- I doubt that.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Oh, there you are, you see. What did I tell you?
0:30:59 > 0:31:04- He'd have a downer on it. I told you, didn't I?- Are we going to argue about this now or, erm...?- No, we're not.
0:31:04 > 0:31:08- You're supposed to be resting. - Right.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11- Claire, we listen to.- Oh, right. OK.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14Hello! There he is!
0:31:14 > 0:31:17Hello, you two! What a sight for sore eyes!
0:31:17 > 0:31:20- Hello.- Hello, Grandad. How are you feeling?
0:31:20 > 0:31:23- Feeling very bored, actually. - Oh.- Anyway...
0:31:23 > 0:31:25How's life with Tony and Gordon?
0:31:25 > 0:31:29You! Oh, hello, you must be Matilda. I'm Louise.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- That's Peter, my husband. - Hi.- Why did you bring the kids?
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Is this a lefty's idea of Disneyland?
0:31:35 > 0:31:39He used to make a lot of Airfix models as a child. I blame the glue.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42Hey, don't start, you two, you'll scare the other patients.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47- There we are. - Are you all right, love?
0:31:47 > 0:31:50- Yeah, it's just, erm...- Come on.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56- I'll see you at home, yeah? - Sure. Of course.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59And what's your name. How old are you?
0:32:01 > 0:32:03If our Louise had said that canvassing meant folding,
0:32:03 > 0:32:05I'd have thought twice.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16What you worrying about?
0:32:17 > 0:32:19The Holland match.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23It's only football.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28That doesn't...really help.
0:32:32 > 0:32:36You see them? It's just a matter of breaking 'em up into individual sweets.
0:32:36 > 0:32:43- Stop. Here, try one.- No, thanks. - Go on!- You know you want to!- Fine.
0:32:43 > 0:32:47With a figure like yours, a sweet's not going to do you any harm.
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Guilty pleasures are always the best, Samuel.
0:32:51 > 0:32:55- Oh.- Quite right. - SHE LAUGHS
0:32:55 > 0:32:58You understand human weakness, you understand the sweet industry.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00That's all there is to it.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03You don't win Budget Sherbet-Based Brand of the Year
0:33:03 > 0:33:07for ten years on the bounce without knowing a thing or two about human nature.
0:33:07 > 0:33:11What are you doing out of hospital? They let you leave?
0:33:11 > 0:33:15- No, I checked meself out. Have you ever tried to sleep in hospital?- Oh!
0:33:15 > 0:33:17I'd have died of exhaustion in there.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19You shouldn't be here. You should be at home resting.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22Yeah, well, I'm just doing the tour and then I'll go home.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26Matilda here is actually very interested in sweet manufacture.
0:33:26 > 0:33:30Hmm. I did my post-grad thesis on British manufacturing industry so...
0:33:30 > 0:33:33You see, beauty and brains. THEY LAUGH
0:33:33 > 0:33:37- Grandad, you all right?- Yeah! Hmm.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39- Actually, I think I'm cured.- Oh.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41THEY LAUGH
0:33:43 > 0:33:44DOORBELL
0:33:44 > 0:33:48Hiya. Please, don't close the door. I'm on a scheme for the unemployed
0:33:48 > 0:33:52- and I am just wondering if you'd be interested in buying any cleaning products today.- No, thanks.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56Dishcloths. Chamois leathers. All handmade by mentals.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58I don't buy from the door. Sorry.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Say hello to Daniel for me.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03What?
0:34:03 > 0:34:06- How do you know Daniel? - Everybody knows Daniel.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08He's a mate of Robbo's from the club, in't he?
0:34:08 > 0:34:11Erm...just hang on.
0:34:13 > 0:34:17Take...this for your trouble.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Thanks. Very righteous of you.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38- So what, he just said he knew me? - Yeah.- What did he look like?
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Like a rat in an anorak.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44- Ring any bells?- No, not really.
0:34:44 > 0:34:47Ella's fast asleep.
0:34:47 > 0:34:50Oh, well done, Peter. Here, get yourself a beer.
0:34:50 > 0:34:54Oh, Samuel, do you want mayonnaise on your chicken sandwich?
0:34:54 > 0:34:59No. No mayonnaise, no salt, no pleasure. DOORBELL
0:34:59 > 0:35:03All I've got to look forward to is hummus and death.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06- Hey, we've got a lot riding on this match.- Nice to see you.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09- Look at this! All the family together. I love it!- Charlie!
0:35:09 > 0:35:12A member of my tribe who really appreciates me.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16Come and sit next to me, the pair of you. I want someone I can talk some sense with.
0:35:16 > 0:35:20- Matilda, do you want a drink? - A glass of white wine, please. Thank you.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Can I get a beer, Mum?
0:35:22 > 0:35:27- TV:- 'The Dutch have won the toss, so De Boer and Bergkamp will kick off.'
0:35:27 > 0:35:29- Thank you. - So, how did you meet my brother?
0:35:29 > 0:35:34Oh, I was an intern in his department and it was raining one day and he lent me his umbrella. Didn't ya?
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Oh, that sounds dangerously left wing of him.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Well, it was raining very heavily.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43- Overpaid rubbish. Everyone of them. - SAMUEL: Yeah, I agree.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46I tell you who's overpaid - you and your bloody public schoolboy mates.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49- Running round waving money at each other.- England prepared for the tournament
0:35:49 > 0:35:52by getting drunk on tequila. What sort of an example's that?
0:35:52 > 0:35:56I don't look to Teddy Sheringham and Gazza to give me moral guidance, I look to them to play football.
0:35:56 > 0:36:00- So, off the pitch anything goes? Murder? Armed robbery?- Get a grip, Charlie!
0:36:00 > 0:36:04- "Britain won three gold medals today in the Paedophile Olympics." - Will you just shut up?!
0:36:04 > 0:36:08The lot of ya! Can we just watch the match?!
0:36:11 > 0:36:14HE SIGHS TV PLAYS
0:36:27 > 0:36:29You all right?
0:36:29 > 0:36:34It's just the usual crap. Dad playing me off against someone.
0:36:35 > 0:36:40Always making me feel like I have to live up to something, but never telling me what it is.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Oh, you nearly lost him!
0:36:42 > 0:36:46So, if you have to back down from the odd fight...
0:36:46 > 0:36:49Have you ever wanted to be anybody else? Somebody else.
0:36:49 > 0:36:53SHE LAUGHS Well, don't take this personally,
0:36:53 > 0:36:57but...I wouldn't mind being Mrs Sean Penn for the day.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59No strings either side.
0:37:02 > 0:37:06No, you know, somebody new. Somebody...more exciting.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08- SAMUEL:- Hey, come on, teams are out!
0:37:08 > 0:37:11- Somebody better. - Come on, second half's kicking off!
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Come on.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24- TV:- 'England will book a place in the quarterfinals.'
0:37:24 > 0:37:27- Come on, lads. Come on, lads. Gazza!- 'Gascoigne...'
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Go on, my son! This is more like it!
0:37:29 > 0:37:33- You wanted to imprison him ten minutes ago.- That was before he earned my trust.
0:37:33 > 0:37:37- 'And Shearer. Yes! Shearer!' - Yes! Yes!
0:37:37 > 0:37:38- Brilliant!- Yes!
0:37:38 > 0:37:41'And that surely will clinch the place on top of the group...'
0:37:41 > 0:37:42Yes! Shearer, you beauty!
0:37:42 > 0:37:45Oh, God! Yes!
0:37:45 > 0:37:48Yehay! Oh, God! Yes!
0:37:48 > 0:37:50CLAIRE LAUGHS
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Did you see that? Oh! Three!
0:37:53 > 0:37:57That's it. Definitely. Oh! Shearer!
0:38:02 > 0:38:07'To beat Holland in such a convincing manner is a testament to the quality of this England squad.
0:38:07 > 0:38:11'Who knows now just how far this team can go.'
0:38:11 > 0:38:14All the fucking way, please, Motty!
0:38:14 > 0:38:17'..And the next test is Spain. This afternoon at Wembley three o'clock.'
0:38:17 > 0:38:21Don't tell me, you're half Spanish on your grandma's side.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Well, she has got a moustache, come to think of it.
0:38:23 > 0:38:27Hey, your dad's not wasted any time getting back in the saddle, has he?
0:38:27 > 0:38:30- How do you mean?- He's in the office?
0:38:30 > 0:38:33What, he's in again?! It's Saturday morning, he should be resting up.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Ah, but he's got your Charlie looking after him.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Charlie's here, too? Oh, brilliant!
0:38:39 > 0:38:41- WOMAN:- Morning, Daniel.- Morning.
0:38:45 > 0:38:49- Hello.- I thought the doctor said you needed to rest.
0:38:49 > 0:38:53Listening to our Charlie is the best medicine I could have.
0:38:53 > 0:38:54He's got a head full of ideas.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58Has he now? And I thought you were here visiting your grandad.
0:38:58 > 0:39:03- Aren't we a bit small fry for you? - Well, if I can do something for the family while I'm here.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06You're not in great shape, but the place is ripe for private equity.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Well, there's a sentence to love.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11The investors raise capital on the back of the brand,
0:39:11 > 0:39:14then the investment reboots the company while you, me and Grandad
0:39:14 > 0:39:16stay on the board with a majority stake.
0:39:17 > 0:39:21So, the investors aren't really investing their own money, are they?
0:39:21 > 0:39:25Ah, you see, Charlie, that's what he lacks...vision.
0:39:25 > 0:39:30The money they invest is raised on the expectation of increased market share.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33Which is going to come from where? You just said we were in bad shape.
0:39:33 > 0:39:38China, India, the old Eastern bloc. What comes with affluence?
0:39:38 > 0:39:42A sweet tooth. 1.2 billion Chinamen, one billion Indians,
0:39:42 > 0:39:44Croatians, Poles.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47- That's a lot of penny chews. - You should listen to the lad!
0:39:47 > 0:39:50And you should be at home in bed!
0:39:51 > 0:39:54- Where are you going now? - Anywhere but here!
0:39:57 > 0:39:59HE SIGHS
0:40:04 > 0:40:06Is that blue in the sky?
0:40:06 > 0:40:09No, it's a tinted windscreen.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11SHE LAUGHS
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Did you ever contact your real mum and dad?
0:40:21 > 0:40:23No.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25Never wanted to.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28She gave me up when I was five.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30Why would I want to?
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Hmm. At least it's not raining.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39"At least it's not raining".
0:40:39 > 0:40:41I don't think that's quite the catch phrase
0:40:41 > 0:40:43that Southport Tourist Board are looking for.
0:40:45 > 0:40:49Don't worry, I don't like holidays anyway, they remind me of death.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52Though, in fairness, that might just be Southport.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56No. No. When I was a kid, we'd go away.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59And on a Thursday, we'd see a show.
0:40:59 > 0:41:03And I'd sit in the theatre and see all the red faces of the people on their holidays.
0:41:03 > 0:41:07All scrubbed up, laughing, happy.
0:41:07 > 0:41:12And all I could think was, "All these people are going to be dead one day."
0:41:12 > 0:41:16- And I wanted to stand up and tell 'em.- And that's when you knew you wanted to be a Butlins Redcoat.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18SHE LAUGHS
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Anyway, it's not a holiday, it's a day trip.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27I've got another idea.
0:41:27 > 0:41:31- Better than this one?- Ah, it's much, much better. Come on.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39I don't want your money.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42I'm just trying to help you, what's wrong with that?
0:41:42 > 0:41:44I don't need your help.
0:41:44 > 0:41:48Joanne, you have two jobs, two growing lads,
0:41:48 > 0:41:51- I just think you deserve better. - Listen,
0:41:51 > 0:41:55when their dad buggered off... I felt glad.
0:41:57 > 0:42:02I felt guilty about Lee. You do when your child's not right.
0:42:02 > 0:42:06And...he went and it was easier.
0:42:06 > 0:42:12I stopped feeling like I needed to apologise for bringing Lee into the world.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15SHE SIGHS One less to worry about.
0:42:15 > 0:42:20I had my team. Me and the boys. I've got my team.
0:42:20 > 0:42:21I don't need saving!
0:42:27 > 0:42:32- It was something you said about how lucky I'd been to get away.- I wasn't saying that to make you feel guilty.
0:42:32 > 0:42:35I know you weren't. I'd never think that.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Why couldn't you just be like a normal bloke and ask me out for a drink or something?
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Or say, "Life's too short", and make a pass at me.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43DOOR OPENS
0:42:46 > 0:42:48- You're here again? What fell on her this time?- Light rain.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Well, if you're coming to the pub,
0:42:50 > 0:42:52you'll have to get the first round in.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57Ryan, on other hand, has no trouble taking hand-outs.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01- TV PLAYS - The traffic's murder, love.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04I'm sorry, I'm not going to make it.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06I've stopped in a pub to watch it.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09- Don't worry.- Are you sure?
0:43:09 > 0:43:12- I'll see you later.- Enger-land!
0:43:12 > 0:43:14- Come on, England! - SHOUTING
0:43:14 > 0:43:16See you, love.
0:43:16 > 0:43:20- Oh, he's not coming. - What?- Why not?- Stuck in traffic!
0:43:20 > 0:43:23I just hope it doesn't jinx it with him not being here.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26- TV:- 'Well, it's another nail-biter for England fans
0:43:26 > 0:43:28'as they face that dreaded shoot-out once again.
0:43:28 > 0:43:33- 'Here's Stuart Pearce. He missed in 1990.'- It's Pearce.
0:43:33 > 0:43:37- Why are they letting Pearce take one?- No, no, no, no, no!
0:43:37 > 0:43:39No. How can he do this to me?
0:43:39 > 0:43:41'The nation holds its breath. Stuart Pearce.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44'Yes! He's got it!'
0:43:44 > 0:43:47- CHEERING - 'An absolute belter of a penalty!
0:43:47 > 0:43:53- Yes!- 'Ecstatic scenes around Wembley and, I'm sure, across the country.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55'England are 3-1 up
0:43:55 > 0:43:59'and surely, a semifinal place beckons for England.'
0:44:07 > 0:44:09Cracking game!
0:44:15 > 0:44:17We kicked their arse.
0:44:17 > 0:44:18Ha-ha-ha!
0:44:22 > 0:44:25Here, go on, you get the brews on.
0:44:27 > 0:44:29It was good to see you.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31You, too.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33- I'm sorry...- I'm sorry...
0:44:33 > 0:44:35THEY BOTH LAUGH NERVOUSLY
0:44:35 > 0:44:40I'm sorry if I made you feel bad about offering to help me out.
0:44:40 > 0:44:45- I just...- No, no. It was a stupid idea. It was patronising and, er...
0:44:45 > 0:44:47No, you were right.
0:44:49 > 0:44:50Right. Good night.
0:45:01 > 0:45:03I'm sorry, I...
0:45:05 > 0:45:08What's going on, Daniel?
0:45:08 > 0:45:12Are we mates? Are we going to...?
0:45:12 > 0:45:16- What are you doing?- I don't know.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18I don't know what I'm doing.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23Right...
0:45:23 > 0:45:25Well, don't come back and see me until you do. OK?
0:45:31 > 0:45:34'I don't know what it is about her.'
0:45:34 > 0:45:40She just makes me feel like my real life.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43You like the idea of the scummy estate where she lives.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46You like her being a single mum.
0:45:46 > 0:45:50You like low-life because you're not stuck there like me,
0:45:50 > 0:45:53with blokes whose idea of a down payment is this.
0:45:53 > 0:45:58- I take it you didn't tell them about your sure-fire bet?- I did not.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04Spain match was a bit close for comfort.
0:46:04 > 0:46:10Which is why I've got a back-up plan.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:46:22 > 0:46:26You know what people are saying about the bomb?
0:46:26 > 0:46:30Saying it could be the best thing that ever happened to Manchester.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Are they? And who are "they"?
0:46:33 > 0:46:35Presumably they weren't lying in dust,
0:46:35 > 0:46:38covered in glass, scared half to death.
0:46:38 > 0:46:41When Alex Ferguson signed Eric Cantona
0:46:41 > 0:46:46it was because Leeds had rung him to ask about selling Denis Irwin.
0:46:46 > 0:46:47What?
0:46:47 > 0:46:52From time to time, bad shit can, by complete accident,
0:46:52 > 0:46:55cause good shit to happen.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57Very profound.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00I read philosophy on my second stretch at Strangeways.
0:47:00 > 0:47:04Bob the Rizla, right, got his tobacconist's blown up in the bomb.
0:47:04 > 0:47:09Got no insurance, went down the town hall,
0:47:09 > 0:47:11he's going to get full compensation.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13No questions asked.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15Victim of terrorism.
0:47:15 > 0:47:19He's going to have a handshake with Michael Heseltine, the works.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21He's going to be minted.
0:47:21 > 0:47:23He's relaunching as a tanning studio.
0:47:23 > 0:47:27Well, his fingers are already yellow.
0:47:27 > 0:47:32A second bomb hits the club early one morning.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35IRA, up to its old tricks again.
0:47:35 > 0:47:40- Why would the IRA bomb your club? - They won't. We will.
0:47:40 > 0:47:46I'll bomb my own club, nobody gets hurt, IRA gets the blame,
0:47:46 > 0:47:47I get the compensation.
0:47:47 > 0:47:53What, so, you're thinking of putting on an IRA tribute act?
0:47:53 > 0:47:57- Should that worry me? - All I'm asking from you is an alibi.
0:47:57 > 0:48:00Why would I get involved in something as stupid as this?
0:48:00 > 0:48:03You already are involved. Don't you see?
0:48:03 > 0:48:05Cos if I don't pay the debt, they'll come looking for you.
0:48:05 > 0:48:08Don't you think they know who you are? Where you live?
0:48:08 > 0:48:10Come to think of it,
0:48:10 > 0:48:13Claire said there was some Rusholme ruffian at ours selling dishcloths.
0:48:13 > 0:48:17- What've you got me in to here, Robbo? - Could be worse.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20- Could've bought a dishcloth off him.- It's not funny.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22That's what I'm trying to say.
0:48:22 > 0:48:27If England lose, a last resort - this place goes up.
0:48:27 > 0:48:31England are going to win, and you are going to clear half a million.
0:48:31 > 0:48:34- That's what's going to happen. - That's right. That... That is right.
0:48:34 > 0:48:37And then we can pretend this conversation never happened.
0:48:41 > 0:48:43I know what you think of me.
0:48:43 > 0:48:47I know you think that I've become a pompous, money-grabbing bastard.
0:48:47 > 0:48:52But I'm asking you to let me do this for you. It's what I'm good at.
0:48:52 > 0:48:55I just don't understand why you'd say no.
0:48:55 > 0:48:57I don't think that about you.
0:48:57 > 0:49:00I just wish you'd come to me first.
0:49:00 > 0:49:03Grandad's an old man and you dazzle him.
0:49:03 > 0:49:05- But not you?- No. You just humiliate me.
0:49:05 > 0:49:07Dad, if I'd wanted to humiliate you
0:49:07 > 0:49:12I could have asked you what the cash sums you took out over the last year were about.
0:49:12 > 0:49:15Ten grand last month, five grand six months ago,
0:49:15 > 0:49:17five grand the April before that...
0:49:17 > 0:49:19That's a lot of petty cash.
0:49:22 > 0:49:28OK. Robbo, your uncle, he has this club and, erm...
0:49:30 > 0:49:34He got into a bit of trouble and, well, he's family,
0:49:34 > 0:49:37no matter what your grandad tells you.
0:49:37 > 0:49:39So, if you believe in family that much,
0:49:39 > 0:49:41why won't you let me help the family business out?
0:49:41 > 0:49:44What, you can just magic this money up?
0:49:44 > 0:49:48That's my job - magicking up money. It's what I'm good at.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52I'm assuming things will change.
0:49:52 > 0:49:55I'm assuming people don't join the board
0:49:55 > 0:49:57just because they want a free lucky bag.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59Things have to change, yes.
0:50:00 > 0:50:03Right, by which you mean, bottom line,
0:50:03 > 0:50:06people are going to lose their jobs.
0:50:06 > 0:50:08Those people, out there.
0:50:08 > 0:50:12Well, not as many people as if it closes down altogether.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15And it will if it carries on like this.
0:50:22 > 0:50:25- Come and talk to me after the match.- What?
0:50:25 > 0:50:29- I assume you're coming over to watch it at ours?- Yeah...
0:50:29 > 0:50:31Well, let's talk after the match.
0:50:31 > 0:50:33- TV: - 'Well, tonight's the night,
0:50:33 > 0:50:37'the one football match you cannot miss - England versus Germany.'
0:50:37 > 0:50:38- Everyone all right for drinks? - Yes.- Yes.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41Everybody's fine. Come on, sit down. Same place as last time.
0:50:41 > 0:50:43'..1996 Final...'
0:50:43 > 0:50:48- Here you are. - So...how's life?
0:50:48 > 0:50:50As you can see, I'm living the dream(!)
0:50:50 > 0:50:52You say that like it's my fault.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55Don't flatter yourself. Is the factory in trouble, yes or no?
0:50:55 > 0:50:58- I won't let that place close, I promise you that.- That's a worry.
0:50:58 > 0:51:00I remember your promises.
0:51:00 > 0:51:04- 'Oh, yes, it's Shearer!' - Come on! Yes!
0:51:04 > 0:51:07'..from the box and he puts England ahead.'
0:51:07 > 0:51:10THEY CHEER
0:51:11 > 0:51:13'..and England are leading...'
0:51:13 > 0:51:151-0! Come on, England!
0:51:15 > 0:51:17'That goal has been scored in under three minutes.
0:51:17 > 0:51:19'A dream start for England.
0:51:19 > 0:51:21Kill it, England.
0:51:21 > 0:51:23'..to Helmer. Oh, danger here!
0:51:23 > 0:51:25'And Kuntz scores. Germany are level.'
0:51:25 > 0:51:26THEY GROAN
0:51:26 > 0:51:28'The England players are looking at the linesman.
0:51:28 > 0:51:31'I suspect they feel it should have been an offside.'
0:51:31 > 0:51:36- Where was Pearce? Nowhere. Where was Seaman? Nowhere!- I know.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39I don't like seeing the Germans giving it plenty.
0:51:39 > 0:51:41Brings a chill to my heart.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44'It's anybody's game...'
0:51:44 > 0:51:47'And so, yet again, England go into the penalty shoot-out
0:51:47 > 0:51:49'to determine their fate.'
0:51:49 > 0:51:51'Alan Shearer has been the stand-out man
0:51:51 > 0:51:53'for England in this tournament.
0:51:53 > 0:51:57'He's already scored two penalties, can he make it three?
0:51:57 > 0:51:59'You wouldn't want anybody else to be England's first man up.'
0:51:59 > 0:52:02I can't watch this.
0:52:02 > 0:52:05'We're just waiting for the referee's whistle now.'
0:52:05 > 0:52:06WHISTLE BLOWS
0:52:07 > 0:52:10'And he scores. Shearer, 1-0 to England.'
0:52:10 > 0:52:12THEY CHEER
0:52:12 > 0:52:16'David Seaman walks across to his goal. The man who was so impressive.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19'Up steps Hassler. Oh, he makes it 1-1, penalty.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21'Seaman dived the right way
0:52:21 > 0:52:24'but the strike was in the bottom corner, out of his reach.
0:52:24 > 0:52:25'Sheringham runs up.
0:52:25 > 0:52:27'Great penalty by Teddy Sheringham.
0:52:27 > 0:52:32'England are 5-4 up. How tense can it be?
0:52:32 > 0:52:35'The pressure is on the Germans now as Kuntz steps up
0:52:35 > 0:52:37'to take Germany's fifth penalty.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39'He must score for Germany to stay in this championship
0:52:39 > 0:52:43'and to prevent England from reaching the final.'
0:52:43 > 0:52:44- Oh!- Ohhh!
0:52:44 > 0:52:46Oh, shit!
0:52:46 > 0:52:48THEY GROAN
0:52:48 > 0:52:49'We move to sudden death.
0:52:49 > 0:52:52'The tension here inside Wembley is almost unbearable.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56'Who will step up to take England's sixth?
0:52:56 > 0:52:58'Oh, here's Gareth Southgate.
0:52:58 > 0:53:03'Something of a surprise perhaps, but cool under pressure normally.
0:53:03 > 0:53:04'Oh, this is all...'
0:53:04 > 0:53:07COMMENTARY FADES
0:53:11 > 0:53:16INAUDIBLE
0:53:40 > 0:53:45'..England are out 6-5 on penalties. The dream is over.
0:53:45 > 0:53:50'And you have to feel for Gareth Southgate in particular
0:53:50 > 0:53:53'because Germany have made it through to yet another final
0:53:53 > 0:53:58'and, sadly, Euro '96 all ends here for England.'
0:54:20 > 0:54:22Here.
0:54:28 > 0:54:31Do what you can do to raise money from the firm.
0:54:34 > 0:54:35Go with your plan.
0:54:38 > 0:54:39What's changed?
0:54:42 > 0:54:43Everything.
0:54:45 > 0:54:48And, erm...
0:54:48 > 0:54:50let me speak to Louise before you do anything.
0:54:52 > 0:54:53Of course.
0:54:57 > 0:54:58Thanks, Dad.
0:55:08 > 0:55:10'Yeah?'
0:55:10 > 0:55:12- Roy, it's Robbo. - 'Right.'
0:55:12 > 0:55:14That thing we talked about.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16'Yeah?'
0:55:16 > 0:55:17It's on.
0:55:17 > 0:55:22Yeah, I'll leave the money where we said and, er...I'll stay away.
0:55:22 > 0:55:25'Nine o'clock tomorrow morning. It'll happen.'
0:55:25 > 0:55:27Yeah. Sure.
0:55:30 > 0:55:33- ANSWERPHONE:- 'It's Robbo here, leave a beep after the message.'
0:55:33 > 0:55:36'Robbo? Call me when you pick this up.
0:55:36 > 0:55:38'I've found another way to get the money.'
0:55:38 > 0:55:41It's not nice but at least it's legal.
0:55:50 > 0:55:52MOBILE RINGS
0:56:06 > 0:56:10Robbo, would you please pick up? Why didn't you leave me a message?
0:56:10 > 0:56:12'Just tell me you haven't done anything yet!
0:56:12 > 0:56:15'And call me as soon as you get this.'
0:56:27 > 0:56:29ROBBO!
0:56:29 > 0:56:32Hiya, is Robbo in?
0:56:32 > 0:56:33Robbo?
0:56:52 > 0:56:53- Cheers, boys.- All right.
0:57:12 > 0:57:14Oh, fuck!
0:57:16 > 0:57:20PHONE RINGS
0:57:20 > 0:57:24- ANSWERPHONE:- 'It's Robbo here, leave a beep after the message.' - BEEP
0:57:26 > 0:57:28I've found it.
0:57:28 > 0:57:30I don't know what to do.
0:57:30 > 0:57:33You know that Eric Cantona analogy?
0:57:33 > 0:57:35It doesn't really hold up any more...
0:57:38 > 0:57:43'..so you really need to call me and start telling me what to do.
0:57:43 > 0:57:45'I'm at the club right now.'
0:57:48 > 0:57:49Daniel?
0:57:51 > 0:57:52(Stupid twat!
0:57:52 > 0:57:55(You stupid twat! No!)
0:57:55 > 0:57:57ANSWERPHONE: 'Hi, this is Daniel...'
0:58:20 > 0:58:22EXPLOSION
0:58:22 > 0:58:25RUMBLING
0:58:25 > 0:58:28# Because if it's not love
0:58:28 > 0:58:31# Then it's the bomb, the bomb The bomb, the bomb
0:58:31 > 0:58:36# The bomb, the bomb The bomb that will bring us together
0:58:46 > 0:58:51# Nature is a language Can't you read?
0:58:51 > 0:58:56# Nature is a language Can't you read? #