0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16- Any word on the bastards that did this?- Police are saying IRA.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19I'll give you a lift home. I think I used to live round here.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- Will your wife be wondering where you got to?- I'm not married.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Got stuck on the M62.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25You've bet ten grand that England
0:00:25 > 0:00:28aren't going to mess up in a major tournament?
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Have you ever wanted to be anybody else?
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Somebody more exciting?
0:00:32 > 0:00:36- Look, I'm sorry.- What are you doing?!- I don't know what I'm doing.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39If England lose...I've got a back-up plan.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40A second bomb.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43IRA gets the blame, I get the compensation.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46The place is ripe for private equity.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Robbo, I've found another way to get the money.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51That thing we talked about, it's on.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55HE GASPS
0:00:59 > 0:01:01SIRENS
0:01:08 > 0:01:11HUBBUB
0:01:11 > 0:01:14SIREN
0:01:14 > 0:01:16OK, come through.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18CHATTER
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- What's the news, mate?- The Boo Club. Probably an improvement.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Anybody hurt? What's the ambulance for?
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- You ask a lot of questions.- I own it. I just need to know there was no bugger in there!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Are you from Liverpool or something? Comedian?- I own it!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Come through, mate.- Cheers.- Sorry, pal. Here you go.- All right.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40I understand you were caught up in the Arndale explosion, too.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44I'm never far from disaster, me. I'm like a dog round a barbecue.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48You can't think of a reason why anybody would target your club?
0:01:48 > 0:01:53No. No, Not really. Look, have they found anybody in there? Anybody hurt?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56The back fire exit was broken open, front door was locked.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Was there any other way in or out?
0:01:59 > 0:02:03No. So, what? Kids, then? Somebody trying to rob the place?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Did you have any ongoing disputes with other clubs, doormen, dealers?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Well, I always try and keep the place,
0:02:09 > 0:02:11you know, drugs free and that.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17But why? What have you heard? Should I be looking over my shoulder?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20We had a call tipping us off. Said it was the IRA.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23IRA?!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28What would the IRA want to blow me up for?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30MUSIC: "Live Forever" by Oasis
0:02:56 > 0:02:58HORN BEEPS
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- I've finally worked out what I want. - Yeah?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Yeah.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- Do you have to go?- Three days this time, tops.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56It's a big payer this one.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Right, I'll be back for your due day
0:04:02 > 0:04:05with a wad thick enough to choke a donkey.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07You'd better be. I still don't know how you do it,
0:04:07 > 0:04:10living out of a suitcase all the time?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- I've been doing it so long it's second nature. And it's a holdall not a suitcase.- Ohh.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17The thing is, I know...
0:04:17 > 0:04:21I'm always going to be coming back here to you,
0:04:21 > 0:04:23which makes it a whole lot easier.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- You make sure you keep that mobile on.- Course I will.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28And anything happens, you call me.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Don't matter where I am. I'll even do a U-turn on the M5 if I have to.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33I know.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Mmm!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- See ya.- See ya.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Bye, love.- Bye.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03There's a plan in action and I know what I am doing.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Well, if it's such a great plan, why are you doing it behind Dad's back?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I'm not. We talked about it, he agreed.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10- I don't believe ya.- Ask him!
0:05:10 > 0:05:15You have no right! There are more important things at stake here.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Tradition, livelihoods, sense of community.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21I am trying to save this place.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Why do you think people buy sweets?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Because it makes them happy.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30That's it. Your entire life was funded by this idea.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33And these sticky sweets that you wouldn't even give to your own kids,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35this cathedral of teeth rot,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38made you rich enough to afford the luxury of guilt.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Oh, when did you become so patronising?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42About the same time you became so pious.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I know how to save this place, do you?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47What's your plan? What is it, eh?
0:05:47 > 0:05:53To trust Dad to find a way of turning it around. Hm? To trust Dad!
0:05:53 > 0:05:59Two women, two families, another baby on the way and they don't know about each other.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Yep, I would say that was pretty out of hand.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Well, at least I didn't bomb my own club
0:06:04 > 0:06:07and nearly kill my brother into the bloody bargain.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09All right, number one -
0:06:09 > 0:06:12you'd already done a runner when the place went up,
0:06:12 > 0:06:15else you wouldn't be standing here right now spouting shite.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Number two - do you really want me to open this up?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Do you really want me to explain to you why what you're doing
0:06:22 > 0:06:25is so much worse than an insurance scam?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27I'm going to put it right, OK, just not yet.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32A few years back, right, when I started going to the Calypso Cafe
0:06:32 > 0:06:37for me breakfast...I got trapped by a lie just like yours.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- The Calypso Cafe?!- Yeah.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Me and Ali the owner got gabbing one day, right?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45And I'm just trying to be friendly, like,
0:06:45 > 0:06:50and he starts going on about cricket and I go along with it.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54So from then on, I have to pretend that I'm interested in cricket
0:06:54 > 0:06:57or not go in there for me breakfast any more.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01I'd be lying awake at night thinking about Shane Warne's bowling figures.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04I don't think this is quite the same as my situation.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08I was pretending to be something I wasn't
0:07:08 > 0:07:11for the sake of a fry-up. I mean, I was going mad with it.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I don't know how you do it.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Charlie's got me flying round Europe promoting the brand.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21I'm away a lot. I come back a day early, nobody checks. I see Joanne.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25As far as she's concerned, I'm always working away a lot...
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Haven't you been listening?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29I don't mean I don't know how you do it.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31I mean I don't know how you do it.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Square it with yourself...
0:07:34 > 0:07:36in here.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Ever since that Saturday, the Arndale bomb,
0:07:39 > 0:07:43it just feels like one life isn't enough.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Everybody thinks that. What do you think drugs are for?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Robbo?- Yeah.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Stapleton. How are you doing?
0:07:53 > 0:07:54We spoke on the phone.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- I'm your new head of security. - Oh, yeah, right. Right.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Remind me, what happened to the old head of security?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04You didn't hear?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06He got bad with his nerves.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12So... STAPLETON LAUGHS
0:08:12 > 0:08:16..the compensation paid up for all this, did they?
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Yeah, that's right. Nobody wants to be letting down victims of terrorism, do they?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Victims of terrorism?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Yeah, that's right(!)
0:08:25 > 0:08:30So...shall we talk about how I work?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Yeah, sure. - PHONE RINGS
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Oh.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37You carry on.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Yeah?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40No, I'm in the car.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43I'm near the factory. OK, I'll see you shortly.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45MUSIC: "Rollin' Danny" by The Fall
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Oh. You're early.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Yeah, I forgot some figures.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Don't know why I need 'em, I don't even understand 'em.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Well, look, I can't hang about.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I've got another leaflet drop
0:09:11 > 0:09:14and then I'm going to work the phones till the polls close.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- See you later.- Right, I'll see you at the town hall.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06I thought you'd be driving pensioners to polling booths this morning.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- What?- Your Louise. I was knocking on doors last night,
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- I think she might do OK.- Are they up there already?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Full board meeting. All looks very serious.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18What have you done wrong this time?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20The Manchester master plan
0:10:20 > 0:10:23is committed to rebuilding the city centre within the next ten years.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Hello.- Sorry I'm late...
0:10:26 > 0:10:28gents.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32The Government are relying on the private sector to make this happen
0:10:32 > 0:10:34and I think we are ideally positioned
0:10:34 > 0:10:38to facilitate a private finance initiative.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40The council...have agreed
0:10:40 > 0:10:44to process all major planning applications within eight weeks.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Yes?- Sorry, has this got anything to do with sweets?
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- This is the investment arm of the business.- We have an investment arm now?!
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Daniel, for God's sake!- Cos when I'm flying to the back of beyond every week,
0:10:54 > 0:10:56I'm flogging penny chews and sherbet dib dabs.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- Did I miss something here?- I'll tell you what this has got to do with sweets,
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Charlie's refinanced the business, didn't he? Turned us around.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Without Charlie there would be no sweets made here any more
0:11:08 > 0:11:11and you wouldn't be flying anywhere.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14You might want to think about that.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18The confectionery side of the business is very healthy.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20We free up some of our capital funds
0:11:20 > 0:11:22to cash flow the reconstruction projects.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25The investment gives us long-term security.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29We generate money, jobs, value, ensure our future.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- We can read into the future now, too(?)- Oh, come on!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35At some stage, we'll renegotiate the terms
0:11:35 > 0:11:37and generate an income stream there, too.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40All right, all right, I give in.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Where do I sign?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44PHONE RINGS
0:11:45 > 0:11:50- Sorry, I'm going to have to take this.- Really?- Yes, really.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Sorry, guys. He's erm...he's jet-lagged.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01LOUD SIGH
0:12:01 > 0:12:03ENGINE STARTS
0:12:11 > 0:12:13He's gone!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Hey!- Where the hell have you been?!
0:12:18 > 0:12:22- I was halfway to bloody Cornwall! How is she?- She'll be doing better when she sees your ugly mug.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Can I go now?- Yeah, go on, clear off. I'll call you when 'owt happens.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Thanks for waiting for me.- I waited for her, not for you.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Are you coming in?- She's giving birth and she's me mum.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Yeah.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39SHE MOANS SOFTLY
0:12:41 > 0:12:42- Hey.- Ah!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- HE LAUGHS - Mm!
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- Right, I've brought...sandwiches... - SHE SIGHS
0:12:49 > 0:12:52..juice, TENS machine,
0:12:52 > 0:12:55a CD of whale song.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Oh and...morphine.- I need- you - now.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- I know.- I'm going to need more of you now.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04From now on.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07It's the job, you know, it...takes me all over.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- I never know where I'm going to be. - I want you
0:13:09 > 0:13:11to try and find a new job!
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- One where you're not away all the time or...- Or what?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17I don't want you to be with me because you feel trapped.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I'm not interested in that.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23I know how that works and it's a dead end.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- How does this work?- By distracting me from the contractions.
0:13:26 > 0:13:31But you know what? We keep arguing like this, I won't feel a thing.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35You're so frustrating! You're like a walking epidural!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Hey. All you need to know, right,
0:13:37 > 0:13:39all you need to know is that I love you.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- SHE GROANS - That's what Ryan's dad said when he were born.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- "I love you." - HE LAUGHS
0:13:45 > 0:13:48It's what men say when they see a woman give birth.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Well, you've got me, right.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- All of me. - SHE SOBS
0:13:52 > 0:13:53SHE GROANS AND SOBS
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Is everyone all right?- Great! - JOANNE GASPS
0:13:56 > 0:13:58JOANNE SOBS
0:13:58 > 0:13:59ALARM
0:14:04 > 0:14:06DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:14 > 0:14:18'193 majority forecast for Labour.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21'We've have got enough results in to be pretty certain
0:14:21 > 0:14:23'that it's going to be a landslide for Mr Blair.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26'Up and down the country, the votes are now in.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29'It will be a matter of hours until we have the final results,
0:14:29 > 0:14:32'but we can make some very confident predictions.'
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- WOMAN:- Good luck, Louise.- Thank you. We should know in a couple of hours.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48You won't believe this, you're neck and neck with the Tories.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51No chance! Stop winding me up. We need a 1,000% swing.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54No, I'm telling ya. Look! Look at the look on his face.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57He looks like someone's told him his kids are going to state school.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Now, now, we don't play the class-envy card any more.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Besides, Louise went private for secondary. Stockport Grammar.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Oh, did ya? So that's where you were? I always thought you were truanting.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12- Shut up.- Oh, Jesus!- What?- The Tories have just lost Torbay.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- No!- '..Succeeded their wildest dreams
0:15:16 > 0:15:20'in terms of the kind of majority that Labour's going to get. 183 we're talking about...'
0:15:20 > 0:15:23This is going to be a landslide! Even David Dimbleby says so.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26What are you going to do if you actually win?
0:15:26 > 0:15:31- Demand a recount!- I tell you what, you better get ready to get that season ticket,
0:15:31 > 0:15:33you're going to Westminster. Hey, Peter.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- Peter, you're going to have to be a house husband.- What?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Where the bloody hell is your dad?!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- I've left him 20 messages! - He'll be on his way. Peter.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Do you feel like pushing, Joanne? SHE MOANS
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Right, when there's the next contraction...push.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Push, Joanne! There's a good girl!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- You're doing great, love. You're doing brilliantly.- Argh!
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Just come up with something more original than that!
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- Low blood sugar, exhaustion. - None of the above.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Now fuck you two!- Hey! Hey! - SHE MOANS
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- Enough of the flannel!- All right!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Good girl, Joanne. Nearly there now.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Like shelling peas.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17PHONE RINGS
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Oh...fucking phone!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Ow! I'm sorry!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- It's a bit late for that!- Argh!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29SHE SOBS
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Your daughter's about to make history!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Where are you love? Come on, call me back!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37BOTH GROAN
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Good girl. That's it.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41CHEERING
0:16:56 > 0:17:02Francombe, Alice Jane, Liberal Democrat Party, 4,170.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:05 > 0:17:10Pearson, Louise Mary, Labour Party,
0:17:10 > 0:17:1318,762.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Wilkinson, Keith David, Conservative Party,
0:17:20 > 0:17:2212,000...
0:17:22 > 0:17:24WILD CHEERING
0:17:24 > 0:17:28I hereby declare Louise Mary Pearson...
0:17:28 > 0:17:31CHEERING DROWNS OUT ANNOUNCEMENT
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Go on, Louise! Yes!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43LAUGHTER
0:17:43 > 0:17:45CHEERING
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- LOUISE LAUGHS - Thank you.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51'Tonight is a historic evening
0:17:51 > 0:17:55'for the constituents of north-east Cheshire and this country.
0:17:55 > 0:18:00'I am deeply, deeply grateful to everyone who worked so tirelessly
0:18:00 > 0:18:05'to help me with my campaign, particularly my mother...'
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - 'Thank you, Mum.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10'..my husband Peter and the rest of my family.
0:18:10 > 0:18:15'I am extremely proud to be your member of parliament.'
0:18:15 > 0:18:20And I assure you, this is the beginning of a new era in British politics
0:18:20 > 0:18:23and a new era for this country.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Thank you for helping me be part of that. Thank you.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:31 > 0:18:33We did it!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:44 > 0:18:46How are you feeling, love?
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Oh.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51For a woman in paper pants, not bad at all.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53HE CHUCKLES
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I've had an idea about her name.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Well, you've got a Lee and a Ryan,
0:18:58 > 0:19:03- so...we'll have to call her Eric...after Cantona. - JOANNE LAUGHS
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Scarlet.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Yeah?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Do you get it?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14That way she'll always be a red.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Scarlet.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20I like Scarlet.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28I'd love for your kids to meet her one day.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- They will, one day.- Yeah?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33That's the problem with having kids
0:19:33 > 0:19:35that grow up and move halfway round the world.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Whereabouts are they, then?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- Canada.- Really?
0:19:41 > 0:19:45I've still got relatives in Canada. Whereabouts?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Er...just outside Toronto.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Really? I know Toronto.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Really?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54So whereabouts? BABY CRIES
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Oh.- Oh!
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Are you ready to try feeding her again?- Yeah.- Yeah?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Yeah.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10It'll come back to you the moment she latches on.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- So...?- Do you want a cup of tea? - Yes, please!- Yeah.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- Everything all right on the door, yeah?- Aye, sweet.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27No drugs, no guns, no bollocks.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31No terrorists either, as far as I could tell.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Great.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36You're not laughing.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Well, it's just not that funny, is it?
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Sorry. I was forgetting you were a victim of terrorism.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48So you think this is good news for the peace process? All this?
0:20:49 > 0:20:54What? You're talking to a bloke who doesn't get further than the sports pages, mate.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59Really? With you being a victim of terrorism and all that,
0:20:59 > 0:21:03I thought you might take a special interest in a negotiated settlement.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06See you tomorrow.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Yeah, do you know what? Sorry, mate.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- ROBBO LAUGHS - There's something about you that doesn't do it for me,
0:21:12 > 0:21:15so...I'll pay you to the end of the month.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Really?
0:21:19 > 0:21:24- That's unfortunate. - Yeah, well, que sera sera.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27As you used to sing in the Stretford End.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32- ROBBO LAUGHS - You see...it's that that winds me up.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Like there's a joke you're in on and I'm not.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45What if I was to explain to you why I am the right man for the job,
0:21:45 > 0:21:47despite my sense of humour?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54MUSIC: "Even The Stars" by I Am Kloot
0:22:10 > 0:22:14# Did you crack the sky wide open
0:22:18 > 0:22:22# To find what was inside?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29PHONE RINGS # Is it not what you were hoping? #
0:22:29 > 0:22:33- 'Hello, you've reached Claire Cotton. Please leave a message.' - BEEP
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Hiya. It's me.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38I'm coming home.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43I've got something to tell you.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Something important.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49# ..Did you cross the bridgeless gulf of chatter
0:22:52 > 0:22:54# Did you say
0:22:54 > 0:22:57# Just one thing that mattered?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- # Did you skate... # - Oh, shit!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06# ..on the cold water of reason? #
0:23:06 > 0:23:08CHATTER
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- HE SIGHS - Hey!
0:23:16 > 0:23:20It's unbelievable! Your daughter's an MP! Our little girl!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Can you believe it?- I know. I only just heard. It's stunning!
0:23:23 > 0:23:27- You look exhausted. Have you been driving all night?- Yeah, pretty much.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30What was that message you wanted to tell me?
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Oh, just that I'm sorry I missed everything and that...
0:23:34 > 0:23:37I'd be home soon, you know.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40CHEERING
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- Glad to see you're still a loyalist then, Dad.- A drink's a drink.
0:23:45 > 0:23:51- DANIEL LAUGHS - Hey!- Hi!- Not bad, eh? Not bloody bad!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Unbelievable! Couldn't have done it without you.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- What did I do? I'm never here. - You moaned at the telly so much every time Thatcher was on,
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- I thought getting active was the only way to shut you up. - HE LAUGHS
0:24:01 > 0:24:04I am very, very proud of you.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Where have you been? You smell of something.
0:24:06 > 0:24:11- I've been in the car all night so whatever it is it can't be good. - No, it's like disinfectant.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Really?- Yeah. - SHE SNIFFS
0:24:14 > 0:24:17I know what it is, it's baby wipes. Yeah.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Baby wipes?!- Yeah, that's it. - Where are you getting that from?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Smile! - SHE LAUGHS
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Father and daughter finally coming over to the dark side.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28What are you going on about? What's he going on about?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30He reckons the Labour Party is the party of business.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Hey, he's not wrong.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34We're all Tories now.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37I wanted that to be the strapline on her posters but she demurred.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Demurred? My God! That's a good word for a man who's been drinking all night.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44I'm the most articulate drunk in the room. It's one of my gifts.
0:24:44 > 0:24:49- Drunk in a what?- Here you are.- Hey. - This is great news for the business.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Why didn't you return any of my calls?- My battery was dead.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Sorry, I'm confused, I thought they were the enemy of enterprise.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- ..I left a message. - I'm here now, aren't I?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- I've got that paperwork in the car for you to sign.- Come on. Time and place, son.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Come on, you lot, press want a photo.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Guy's just setting up over in the corner.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- No, you don't want my old face on it.- No, no, no! He's insistent.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- Get Peter and the kids rounded up, too.- That's what they want, they want the four of you.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16No, Dad, they want all the generations.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20- Why are you being so modest?- Yes! - HUBBUB
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- I look like shit!- You really don't.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28- Come on.- I don't want my fucking photo taken!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34All right?!
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I just don't.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Maybe a smaller family group would be good after all.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44- Come on, guys. LOUISE:- Will you be in it, Grandad?
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Of course I'll be in it.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- PHOTOGRAPHER:- You might want to lose the rosette.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54I'm sorry.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29RUMBLING
0:26:42 > 0:26:44PHONE RINGS
0:26:44 > 0:26:46HE GROANS
0:26:49 > 0:26:54Daniel...we've got a problem.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57You need to get down here now.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59'OK, I'm on my way.'
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- LOUISE:- So what do we do now?
0:27:04 > 0:27:07I am so proud of you.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11It's from that film. You know, Robert Redford, The Candidate, when he gets elected.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Mum, I'm 27, I've got two small kids.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17The only reason I said I'd stand is because I was told I couldn't win.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19So what?
0:27:19 > 0:27:23- Peter can look after the kids. - Exactly.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26You're tough...like me.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Politics are neither here nor there,
0:27:29 > 0:27:33we're two sides of the same coin you and me. LOUISE LAUGHS
0:27:33 > 0:27:36You did something special and we celebrate.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40And make sure that the good stuff is what we remember.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Who was that?
0:27:49 > 0:27:52- Your dad.- Going where?!
0:27:54 > 0:27:56God knows.
0:27:56 > 0:28:00- Work?- At this time? He's not usually this keen.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03You must have inspired him.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Yeah, what was that tantrum about the photograph?
0:28:06 > 0:28:08No, come on, this is your day,
0:28:08 > 0:28:10you don't want to be talking about us.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18The first bomb, the call was made to Granada.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22They passed it to the police, the police to Special Branch.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24The second bomb, your bomb,
0:28:24 > 0:28:26direct call to the police in Manchester.
0:28:26 > 0:28:31- Our bomber used the right code word. - Half the bouncers in Manchester know the right code word.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34I don't know that any of this is exactly proof.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36I know who planted the first bomb.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40And I know they didn't plant the second.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43- Maybe it was a splinter group. - Who never claimed responsibility?
0:28:43 > 0:28:46If you're a splinter group the only reason you plant a bomb
0:28:46 > 0:28:48is so that you can say afterwards, "That was us.
0:28:48 > 0:28:52"We've arrived. We're Bertie Big Bollocks."
0:28:52 > 0:28:55There aren't many people can make a bomb, you know.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Even fewer in Manchester.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00I know those people.
0:29:00 > 0:29:04If they made something for you, it won't be hard for me to find out.
0:29:05 > 0:29:10- I'm saying that your bomb...was - your- bomb.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12What is it you want?
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Half the club. Half the takings.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19- ROBBO LAUGHS - Yeah, that's going to happen.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22With all due respect, I was talking to Noel not Liam.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Come on, use your napper,
0:29:28 > 0:29:32nobody loses by believing it's terrorism. Nobody.
0:29:33 > 0:29:37What we have here is a private finance initiative.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39A what?
0:29:39 > 0:29:43We don't want any dealing in the club. You run the door,
0:29:43 > 0:29:47what money you make, what deals you cut, that's for your benefit.
0:29:47 > 0:29:52Our benefit...is that the drug deals don't happen in the club.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56So opportunity knocks.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04You don't want me messing up your life.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06If you knew what my life was like,
0:30:06 > 0:30:10you would realise that that isn't really much of a threat.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22DANIEL SIGHS
0:30:22 > 0:30:23DOOR CLOSES
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Well, a thank you might be nice.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29I'm surprised you didn't try and shag him,
0:30:29 > 0:30:31it's what you normally do when you're in a corner.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35- It's sorted! What's the matter with you?- You've given him the door!
0:30:35 > 0:30:38I've given him the drug market, not the takings!
0:30:38 > 0:30:40The drugs market is the takings, you dumb tosser!
0:30:40 > 0:30:44- What about the no-drugs policy? - Oh, it's just a catch phrase!
0:30:44 > 0:30:47You know, "Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime."
0:30:47 > 0:30:49- It doesn't actually- mean- anything!
0:30:49 > 0:30:52It's my club, all right? Mine!
0:30:52 > 0:30:57- OK.- I've been a sidekick all me life, not here.- I said, OK!
0:31:03 > 0:31:07Congratulations...by the way.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11If that's the right word.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26So where were you? She's been ready to go for an hour.
0:31:26 > 0:31:30- I was stuck in traffic.- She needs you looking after her and my baby sister.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Ryan, you have made that perfectly clear.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Or not. We can manage, you know.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37If you want to do a disappearing act, we managed before.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40We've got form on raising ourselves without a dickhead dad.
0:31:40 > 0:31:44I am going to be around a lot more from now on.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47I promise.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Are you even listening to me?
0:31:49 > 0:31:51RYAN SIGHS
0:32:00 > 0:32:06- Who was that baby with Grandad? - What baby?- That baby just then?
0:32:06 > 0:32:09- Grandad isn't here, silly sausage. Grandad's at work.- Darling?
0:32:09 > 0:32:13- Darling, the press.- Oh. Right, picture time. Ready?
0:32:13 > 0:32:16- Say cheese. One, two, three. - ALL: Cheese!
0:32:20 > 0:32:23Don't say a word.
0:32:23 > 0:32:24Just let me sign it.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26DANIEL CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:32:28 > 0:32:31I still don't know what this has to do with sweets.
0:32:31 > 0:32:32We're going to be in a consortium
0:32:32 > 0:32:36with a construction company and a service provider.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39Oh, right. Good. Your thing not mine.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42We'll take on subcontractors to deliver,
0:32:42 > 0:32:44but we can have shares in the subcontractors too.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47- That's the beauty of it.- Beauty?
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Oh, it's certainly a beauty.
0:32:49 > 0:32:53Right, is that it? Cos I've got a lot to do today.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56No, that's it. Thank you for your contribution.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58Great!
0:32:58 > 0:33:01Does this mean that I won't have to sit through any more meetings
0:33:01 > 0:33:03being patronised by my own son?
0:33:03 > 0:33:06No bugger's patronising you, he's making your fortune here.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09- Our fortune.- Grandad gets it.
0:33:11 > 0:33:15Is it Louise getting elected? Is that what's bothering you?
0:33:15 > 0:33:21That you need to get noticed. I'm noticing you, Charlie, all right?
0:33:21 > 0:33:25- I can hardly miss ya.- Daniel, the lad's got ambition for all of us.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31There...it's signed.
0:33:42 > 0:33:43SAMUEL: Oi. Oi!
0:33:45 > 0:33:46Touchy Jim.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51You want me to tell Charlie how brilliant he is?
0:33:51 > 0:33:55I think you're doing more than enough of that for both of us, don't you?
0:33:55 > 0:33:59This isn't about Charlie, this is about you.
0:33:59 > 0:34:03I know you, whether you like it or not.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05And I know that the way you are these days...
0:34:06 > 0:34:10..there's something inside your head and it's driving you mad.
0:34:10 > 0:34:13Now, I don't want to know what it is,
0:34:13 > 0:34:18but I do know that you've either got to kill it or to cure it.
0:34:18 > 0:34:22Now. Right now.
0:34:53 > 0:34:55I'm sorry about last night,
0:34:55 > 0:34:57I was just knackered.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59I was overwhelmed, really.
0:35:02 > 0:35:03So tonight...
0:35:05 > 0:35:07..let's just celebrate.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11Let's celebrate our lovely daughter.
0:35:14 > 0:35:15What is this?
0:35:15 > 0:35:18Well, it's not cheap "Spew-manti" if that's what you're worried about.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20No, what is this - you?
0:35:20 > 0:35:24Is it like when you got depressed when the dog got put down or
0:35:24 > 0:35:28is it like when the kids left home and you lay on the sofa for a month?
0:35:28 > 0:35:32Or is it like when you wouldn't talk about your mum dying?
0:35:32 > 0:35:34When you used to lock yourself in the bathroom
0:35:34 > 0:35:37and we could hear you crying, but all had to pretend that we couldn't.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40W-What...? What are you bringing all this up for?
0:35:40 > 0:35:42I've told you. I was knackered.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45I need to know how bad it is.
0:35:45 > 0:35:46How bad what is?
0:35:47 > 0:35:50What's happening.
0:35:50 > 0:35:51To you.
0:35:52 > 0:35:53What are you doing?
0:35:53 > 0:35:54What's going on?
0:36:01 > 0:36:02There's no great...
0:36:14 > 0:36:15The truth is...
0:36:19 > 0:36:20The truth is...
0:36:27 > 0:36:28..there's no revelation.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32It's lots of things.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34Not good enough.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36Nowhere near good enough.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Your phone message, "I've got something important to tell you."
0:36:38 > 0:36:41- What did that mean? - It started with the bomb.
0:36:41 > 0:36:42What did?
0:36:42 > 0:36:45Dad got all...
0:36:45 > 0:36:47I don't know, open-minded,
0:36:47 > 0:36:50Charlie seems to be taking over,
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Robbo's got the club up and running
0:36:52 > 0:36:54and, I don't know, even Louise - she wasn't even there
0:36:54 > 0:36:56and now she's a bloody MP!
0:36:56 > 0:36:58And I suppose I'm feeling a bit jealous.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02I'm thinking "What about me? Where's my moment?"
0:37:02 > 0:37:04What ABOUT you?
0:37:04 > 0:37:05I know it's not a good thing, Claire.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07I'm as surprised as anyone.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11I just feel like such a nobody.
0:37:11 > 0:37:15Is that right? Oh, and what about ME? What am I?
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Wife of a nobody?
0:37:17 > 0:37:21No, it's different for you. I mean, you've got Citizens Advice.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24You got Louise's election stuff. You've got the garden.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26I've got the garden?
0:37:26 > 0:37:28Did you really just say that?
0:37:28 > 0:37:33I've got the garden?! What about Bikini Workout?
0:37:33 > 0:37:35And you forgot book club!
0:37:35 > 0:37:38Six menopausal women crying over Captain Corelli!
0:37:38 > 0:37:40I've got the fucking garden!
0:37:40 > 0:37:41I didn't mean it like that.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43What is it that you expect to be happening?
0:37:43 > 0:37:45What is it you think you're missing out on?
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Cos it's the same for everybody.
0:37:47 > 0:37:51It's called getting old and feeling useless.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53SHE SIGHS HEAVILY
0:37:53 > 0:37:55Make yourself useful and get over it.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04We have a life
0:38:04 > 0:38:06that nobody sees.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08And we have a life that everybody sees.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10And sometimes...
0:38:11 > 0:38:13..I can't tell which is which.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18The only thing that I can be certain of...
0:38:19 > 0:38:21..the only thing that I can trust...
0:38:24 > 0:38:25..is that I love you.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31That's what I wanted to tell you when I rang last night.
0:38:32 > 0:38:33That I love you.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39It isn't deep, you know.
0:38:40 > 0:38:41What isn't?
0:38:41 > 0:38:45What you're doing. How you're behaving.
0:38:45 > 0:38:46It isn't deep.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49It's just a bit shit.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Well, where did that come from?
0:39:24 > 0:39:25'Somewhere dark and dangerous.'
0:39:25 > 0:39:28And that's what you said to her?
0:39:28 > 0:39:29No. I can't think what I said.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31I didn't say anything.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34Why not? Stick to what you're good at.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37I thought you were the strong one. I was the fuck-up.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40I'm loving two families. I'm supporting two families.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42Isn't that strong enough for you?
0:39:42 > 0:39:45I was that close to telling them both.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47I never dreamt Louise would actually get elected.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49I don't want her dragged into this.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52She'll manage. The baby, though.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55Don't make her life any harder than it already is.
0:39:55 > 0:39:56You know what it's like to grow up
0:39:56 > 0:39:59with a big question mark on your back.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01I never felt like that.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03Didn't you?
0:40:03 > 0:40:04I did.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06And I wasn't even the adopted one.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11I'll tell them. All right?
0:40:11 > 0:40:13I just need to find the right moment.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15MUSIC: "Insomnia" by Faithless
0:40:15 > 0:40:16# I can't get no... #
0:40:21 > 0:40:24All right. Shouldn't you be changing nappies?
0:40:24 > 0:40:25Hey, Daniel?
0:40:31 > 0:40:33Mate, do you know who that guy is?
0:40:33 > 0:40:36Sorry, mate. Don't know who you mean.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38That old bloke who was just going out as I was coming in.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40Is his name Daniel?
0:40:40 > 0:40:41I don't keep a register.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46He's my mum's fella. He's just blanked me.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Sorry, mate, I don't know what to say to that. I don't know him.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56You don't know where I can score, do you?
0:40:57 > 0:40:59Try Old Trafford.
0:40:59 > 0:41:03But you'll need to get on the end of a good cross from Giggsy.
0:41:09 > 0:41:10MUSIC BOX TINKLES
0:41:11 > 0:41:12(She's beautiful.)
0:41:12 > 0:41:14BABY GURGLES
0:41:19 > 0:41:21(Night-night, gorgeous.)
0:41:29 > 0:41:30KEY TURNS IN LOCK
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Don't slam the door, love. We just got her down.
0:41:34 > 0:41:35- OK.- OK.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48MUSIC: "The Only One I Know" by The Charlatans
0:41:54 > 0:41:56HE LAUGHS
0:42:12 > 0:42:16# The only one I know
0:42:16 > 0:42:20# Has come to take me away
0:42:20 > 0:42:25# The only one I know
0:42:25 > 0:42:28# Is mine when she stitches me
0:42:33 > 0:42:37# The only one I see
0:42:37 > 0:42:41# Has found an aching in me
0:42:41 > 0:42:46# The only one I see
0:42:46 > 0:42:49# Has turned her tongue into me
0:42:54 > 0:42:57# Everyone
0:42:57 > 0:42:59# Has been burned before... #
0:42:59 > 0:43:02- Did you remember the Calpol? - Yeah. I got the sugar-free one.
0:43:02 > 0:43:03I think she might be teething.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06I thought you said it was her three-month vaccinations.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09- Her cheeks are red. - Did she have a temperature?- No.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11Did you use that daft thermometer that you strap to her head.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14No. Normal one. Under her arm. Hurry up!
0:43:16 > 0:43:19I think I found a child minder for when I go back to work.
0:43:19 > 0:43:20- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23Going to swap two days a week with Lucy from the playgroup.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26- Oh, great.- You or the boys are going to have to cover Monday mornings.
0:43:26 > 0:43:30Do you think we could stop multi-tasking for a minute?
0:43:30 > 0:43:32Oh, now I know you're concentrating.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34It's the best you're going to get.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36HE SIGHS
0:43:36 > 0:43:37SHE MOANS
0:43:37 > 0:43:39HE SIGHS AND LAUGHS
0:43:40 > 0:43:41That was nice.
0:43:43 > 0:43:44Yeah.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48I could sleep forever.
0:43:49 > 0:43:50Me too.
0:44:02 > 0:44:04I've got 20 quid says he's forgotten.
0:44:04 > 0:44:07Hang on, Louise. He's not forgotten. I'll take that bet.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09Why would he remember?
0:44:09 > 0:44:11Listen. I'll e-mail you the rest of the figures.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14He can't remember what day it is half the time.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16Louise, I'll e-mail you the rest of the figures.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19There's not really anything there you can use...I don't think. No.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21Well, I don't think anybody listens
0:44:21 > 0:44:23after the first stats anyway, do they?
0:44:26 > 0:44:30"Daddy wants Blue Velvet". Sorry, Dad, do you want a cup of tea?
0:44:30 > 0:44:31Told you.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33Samuel can't eat. Nil by mouth.
0:44:33 > 0:44:37- It's his check-up today.- Oh, yeah. Of course. When are you going?
0:44:37 > 0:44:3920 quid you owe me.
0:44:39 > 0:44:40You're taking him. You promised.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42We talked about this.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44I'll call you a taxi, Dad.
0:44:44 > 0:44:48No. The last time he went on by himself, he panicked
0:44:48 > 0:44:51and did a runner before they could even get a monitor on him.
0:44:51 > 0:44:54It's those questionnaires. They're hard work.
0:44:54 > 0:44:57Are you gay? Are you black? Are you disabled?
0:44:57 > 0:45:00It's a hospital not a council house waiting list.
0:45:00 > 0:45:01What if I do it next time?
0:45:01 > 0:45:04No chance. I'm needed at the office.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06Louise is making her maiden speech on Monday.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11You've got a grown-up daughter. She's called Louise.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14She got elected to a big building called the House of Commons.
0:45:14 > 0:45:15Good luck!
0:45:15 > 0:45:17Aye.
0:45:17 > 0:45:18Aye!
0:45:18 > 0:45:20What time's your appointment?
0:45:21 > 0:45:2410.30. But don't worry, don't worry.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27If you're really lucky, I might die before then.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41How far away are you? I can't be late again.
0:45:42 > 0:45:45Ryan can't do it. He's got a job interview.
0:45:45 > 0:45:46I have to leave at 12.
0:45:46 > 0:45:48He can give you till 12.
0:45:48 > 0:45:50But you'd better get here by then.
0:45:52 > 0:45:55- Thanks, love.- It's all right. - Thank you.- It's OK.
0:45:55 > 0:45:56All right, babe. OK.
0:45:57 > 0:45:58Come on.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04See that skyline?
0:46:04 > 0:46:07Our Charlie's got money in that. We all have.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10He's funding the sky now, is he? How does that work then?
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Leaseback from God?
0:46:12 > 0:46:15Listen, your son's making millions.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19He's even inventing new ways of making money.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21You've got a daughter who's an MP...
0:46:21 > 0:46:24for New Labour, admittedly, but still, it's an achievement of sorts.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26Your dad's in business with you. And a wife who loves you.
0:46:26 > 0:46:30And yet you still walk round all day with a face like a smacked arse.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32Yeah, well, I've got a lot on my plate right now.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37My dad died in a pub cellar...
0:46:37 > 0:46:39trying to move barrels that the drayman had
0:46:39 > 0:46:41- left in the wrong place. - Grandad was an alcoholic with a pub,
0:46:41 > 0:46:44I don't think the barrels had too much to do with it.
0:46:44 > 0:46:48Yeah, I know, but I lost him aged 54. He went just like that.
0:46:48 > 0:46:4954.
0:46:51 > 0:46:53He annoyed the living daylights out of me
0:46:53 > 0:46:55but I miss the aggravation every day.
0:46:57 > 0:46:58And your point is?
0:47:00 > 0:47:02The point is...
0:47:02 > 0:47:06when I'm not around to annoy you any more,
0:47:06 > 0:47:07then you'll miss me.
0:47:10 > 0:47:11It's good.
0:47:12 > 0:47:16But don't expect a call from Thought Of The Day any time soon, eh?
0:47:18 > 0:47:19That's me.
0:47:19 > 0:47:23If you could just take a seat, we'll call you through when it's time.
0:47:23 > 0:47:27- And if you could you fill in this form while you're waiting.- Oh.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29Well, I can promise you I've not changed race or sexual preference
0:47:29 > 0:47:31since last time.
0:47:31 > 0:47:34I'm a tiny bit more crippled but not parking space crippled.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36It's just a requirement.
0:47:41 > 0:47:44See. I can handle this by myself.
0:47:44 > 0:47:46I don't think this is the hard bit.
0:47:46 > 0:47:49You don't want to be hanging around here all day, do you?
0:47:49 > 0:47:52Not unless you have to. Like you say, you're a busy man.
0:47:52 > 0:47:55All day? Nobody said anything about all day.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58Have you seen the tests they have to do?
0:47:58 > 0:48:03I'm telling you, pick me up in three hours or so.
0:48:03 > 0:48:04I won't tell if you won't.
0:48:06 > 0:48:10And you promise you're not going to do a runner the moment I walk through that door?
0:48:10 > 0:48:12OK, if you're sure.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24Ryan?
0:48:24 > 0:48:26Keep it down. I've just got her off.
0:48:30 > 0:48:32Is that what you're wearing to your interview?
0:48:32 > 0:48:33What's the job? Scarecrow?
0:48:33 > 0:48:36- The interview's tomorrow. Mum got it wrong.- What?
0:48:36 > 0:48:39Oh, bloody hell. I thought there was some sort of emergency.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42There is. You'd better sit down.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44We've got some serious stuff to talk about.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46I haven't got time for this.
0:48:46 > 0:48:48I really need to be somewhere else.
0:48:48 > 0:48:50Are you going to pretend you don't know me again?
0:48:50 > 0:48:53It's a bit harder to do in my own house, isn't it?
0:48:53 > 0:48:56In your own house. If it is your own house, like.
0:49:04 > 0:49:06OK.
0:49:06 > 0:49:08PHONE RINGS
0:49:15 > 0:49:18OK. Daniel. You got me.
0:49:18 > 0:49:20I lied.
0:49:20 > 0:49:22I want you here.
0:49:22 > 0:49:23Please.
0:49:24 > 0:49:27Swear on your baby's life that it wasn't you.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29Don't be stupid.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31I think he's acting like a guilty man.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33What do you think, Lee?
0:49:33 > 0:49:35Yeah. Guilty.
0:49:35 > 0:49:36It was you in the club, wasn't it?
0:49:38 > 0:49:39Yes.
0:49:41 > 0:49:43So what were you doing there? And why blank me?
0:49:44 > 0:49:46You don't need to know.
0:49:46 > 0:49:47I think I do. I think Mum does.
0:49:49 > 0:49:51I'm good for your mum.
0:49:51 > 0:49:53I'm a good dad to Scarlet.
0:49:53 > 0:49:57I might even be good for you if you'd let me.
0:49:57 > 0:49:58Nothing else matters.
0:49:58 > 0:49:59Why did you blank me?
0:49:59 > 0:50:02You can either tell me or you can tell Mum.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04What makes you think she'll believe you?
0:50:04 > 0:50:06I'll get Lee to tell her.
0:50:06 > 0:50:08She always says he's the only honest man she knows.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10That's why he don't have a girlfriend.
0:50:10 > 0:50:11I have got a girlfriend.
0:50:11 > 0:50:14Oh, yeah? Lorraine Kelly returned your call, did she?
0:50:14 > 0:50:17The reason I blanked you...
0:50:17 > 0:50:21is because I don't want you in that part of my life.
0:50:21 > 0:50:23Because I love you.
0:50:23 > 0:50:24Because I'm protecting you.
0:50:24 > 0:50:25From what?
0:50:27 > 0:50:30From the dealers and the low-lifes that I have to deal with.
0:50:30 > 0:50:32Who are you? Batman?
0:50:32 > 0:50:33Low-lifes.
0:50:33 > 0:50:34It's drugs.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36- I don't like drugs.- What drugs?
0:50:38 > 0:50:41I've got a drugs problem.
0:50:41 > 0:50:43I've had it a long time.
0:50:43 > 0:50:45And the club is where I go to...
0:50:47 > 0:50:48..score.
0:50:49 > 0:50:53What? Drugs? What sort of drugs? What are you talking about?
0:50:53 > 0:50:55You're no druggy.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58It's coke. I do a bit of coke.
0:50:59 > 0:51:02I smoke a bit of weed. It just helps.
0:51:02 > 0:51:06It helps take the edge off. Nothing terrible.
0:51:06 > 0:51:10Obviously I'm not some strung-out junkie. But it helps.
0:51:12 > 0:51:15And that's why I blanked you.
0:51:15 > 0:51:21Because I didn't want anyone in that place to know that you know me.
0:51:24 > 0:51:27- Does Mum know? - No. She doesn't.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29- Are you going to tell her? - That's your job.
0:51:31 > 0:51:33Yes, I know.
0:51:34 > 0:51:35And I'll stop.
0:51:37 > 0:51:40I knew there was something sideways with you.
0:51:40 > 0:51:42I always knew there was something you were hiding.
0:51:42 > 0:51:43Now you know.
0:51:47 > 0:51:49But right now, I really need to get back to work.
0:51:53 > 0:51:55So I'll see you.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30Do you believe him?
0:52:30 > 0:52:32I don't know.
0:52:32 > 0:52:35Thing is, if he's lying about the drugs, how much worse is the truth?
0:52:35 > 0:52:37He could be a paedo.
0:52:39 > 0:52:41He's not a paedo, you knob-head.
0:52:43 > 0:52:45HORN BLARES
0:52:45 > 0:52:46Give me a break!
0:52:52 > 0:52:54PHONE RINGS
0:53:13 > 0:53:14Hello?
0:53:14 > 0:53:16Is that you, Daniel?
0:53:16 > 0:53:19Can you come back to the hospital?
0:53:19 > 0:53:21Is that you, Daniel?
0:53:21 > 0:53:22'The hospital?'
0:53:22 > 0:53:23Mr Cotton.
0:53:24 > 0:53:26Hello?
0:53:28 > 0:53:29'Is there anybody there?'
0:53:29 > 0:53:30Who is this?
0:53:32 > 0:53:36- No phones, please.- Oh.- Come with me.
0:54:07 > 0:54:10Hello. Samuel Cotton, my father, was in here.
0:54:14 > 0:54:15Mr Cotton.
0:54:17 > 0:54:19Excellent, thank you.
0:54:20 > 0:54:24Oh, you've come back, have you? Well, you needn't have bothered.
0:54:24 > 0:54:27I feel fine. Fit as a butcher's dog.
0:54:27 > 0:54:29You know, I don't think cottage cheese is worth
0:54:29 > 0:54:31all the trouble actually.
0:54:32 > 0:54:34- Are you all right? - Yeah. Yeah.
0:54:36 > 0:54:37PHONE RINGS
0:54:38 > 0:54:43Oh, sorry. I thought I'd switched it off.
0:54:46 > 0:54:47Hello?
0:54:49 > 0:54:50Who was it?
0:54:50 > 0:54:53You, according to this bloody thing. You must be sitting on it.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55We're ready, Mr Cotton.
0:55:00 > 0:55:01Right.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09We're just going to turn you up a notch, Samuel.
0:55:09 > 0:55:11HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:55:11 > 0:55:12BEEPING
0:55:12 > 0:55:13- MUTTERING:- Come on.
0:55:17 > 0:55:18HE GROANS
0:55:21 > 0:55:22- Daniel? - What's happened to him?
0:55:22 > 0:55:24- What's happening? - He's asystolic!
0:55:24 > 0:55:27- Can you hear me?- Daniel, what's happened? What's happening?
0:55:27 > 0:55:29- What's wrong? - Get the crash kit over here, now.
0:55:29 > 0:55:31How do you turn it off?
0:55:32 > 0:55:35Hey. Hey, how do you turn this bloody thing off?
0:55:35 > 0:55:39Oh, no. No, stop, stop. Whoa.
0:55:50 > 0:55:52He's just there.
0:55:52 > 0:55:53How is he?
0:55:55 > 0:55:58Erm...he had heart attack.
0:55:58 > 0:56:00But they think he's going to be OK.
0:56:02 > 0:56:04Sorry I gave you a hard time, mate.
0:56:08 > 0:56:11I'm Ryan, by the way. I reckon you must be his dad, yeah?
0:56:11 > 0:56:14Yeah. That's right. Yeah.
0:56:14 > 0:56:17We talked before, by accident. I had his phone.
0:56:17 > 0:56:18Oh, right.
0:56:19 > 0:56:23Erm...do you...? Er...are you...? Do you work for Daniel?
0:56:23 > 0:56:24Do you work for me?
0:56:24 > 0:56:27Work for him? No. Bloody hell. I wouldn't work for him. No.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29He goes out with my mum.
0:56:29 > 0:56:32They've just had a baby together, my little sister - Scarlet.
0:56:33 > 0:56:35He has told you? You do know this?
0:56:37 > 0:56:40Dad. How is he? What's happening?
0:56:40 > 0:56:41He's stable...
0:56:41 > 0:56:42medically speaking.
0:56:42 > 0:56:43Who the fuck is this?
0:56:43 > 0:56:46I'm his son - Charlie. Who the fuck are you?
0:56:46 > 0:56:49All right. All right. There's been a bit of a mix-up, Charlie.
0:56:49 > 0:56:51I mean, this kid's all over the place. He just wandered in...
0:56:51 > 0:56:54No, no, no, no. He's in the right place.
0:56:54 > 0:56:56It's Ryan, isn't it?
0:56:58 > 0:57:01Can somebody tell me what's going on?
0:57:13 > 0:57:15Cardiac ward, please?
0:57:15 > 0:57:18Lift up to the third floor, follow the signs.
0:57:18 > 0:57:20LIFT: 'Stand clear of the doors.'
0:57:26 > 0:57:30- Excuse me.- Hiya. - I'm looking for Mr Daniel Cotton.
0:57:30 > 0:57:32He was admitted through A&E.
0:57:32 > 0:57:36I still don't understand. He can't have been living with you.
0:57:36 > 0:57:39He was living at home. With his family.
0:57:39 > 0:57:42His other family. He was away a lot. He said it was with work.
0:57:42 > 0:57:44You don't believe this, do you? He's making it up.
0:57:44 > 0:57:45He's not making it up.
0:57:45 > 0:57:48- Oh, well, I knew you'd have something to do with it.- Me?
0:57:48 > 0:57:50It was me that was telling him to come clean!
0:57:50 > 0:57:55What's going on? Is he going to be all right?
0:57:55 > 0:57:58Ryan? What's happening. How is he?
0:57:58 > 0:57:59Oh, God!
0:58:01 > 0:58:02Who ARE you?
0:58:02 > 0:58:04His wife. Who are you?
0:58:11 > 0:58:13Daniel. Wake up!
0:58:13 > 0:58:15I thought the nurse said he wasn't to have any sudden shocks.
0:58:15 > 0:58:18Yeah, well, it's a bit bloody late for that, ain't it?
0:58:18 > 0:58:20It's time to stop pretending.
0:58:20 > 0:58:21Wake up!
0:58:21 > 0:58:24MUSIC: "Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before" by The Smiths
0:58:24 > 0:58:26# Stop me, oh-oh-ho, stop me
0:58:26 > 0:58:29# Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
0:58:29 > 0:58:32# Stop me, oh-oh-ho, stop me
0:58:33 > 0:58:38# Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
0:58:38 > 0:58:39# Nothing's changed
0:58:39 > 0:58:41# I still love you
0:58:41 > 0:58:43# Oh, I still love you
0:58:43 > 0:58:47# Only slightly Only slightly less
0:58:47 > 0:58:49# Than I used to
0:58:49 > 0:58:50# My love. #