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0:00:01 > 0:00:04- Hey, look. I don't want the sack - in my first week.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07- We'd better not get caught then.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11- Dr Murphy wants ideas - for the team-building day.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- OMG! Anything we want?
0:00:15 > 0:00:16- When are you taking me for a drink?
0:00:16 > 0:00:21- When are you taking me for a drink?- - I would, but I'm washing my hair.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- Take your time, Gillian.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- She won't get the better of us.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- How does belly dancing sound?
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- Or a Bear Grylls spiritual retreat?
0:00:34 > 0:00:35- Look, she picked my idea!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Look, she picked my idea!- - That's a joke, Anns.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41- I'd like you to take over - as acting head of department.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- How would that fare politically?
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- How would that fare politically?- - Let me worry about the politics.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- You've done what!?
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- It's her idea of payback - and this is just the beginning.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Mr Jenkins' mission statement - was on message.
0:00:57 > 0:01:02- You can't be right about everything. - You've made a big mistake.
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0:01:29 > 0:01:30- Do you need a hand?
0:01:30 > 0:01:31- Do you need a hand?- - No, it's fine.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- If I was the leader, - we would have been there hours ago.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Will we find this camp - before it gets dark?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- We don't find the camp, Eurig.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- The camp will find us.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Do you want us to camp here?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- Yes?
0:01:52 > 0:01:53- We've arrived.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55- What do you think?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- They're going to find our bones - scattered all over this forest.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- My friends, come and join me.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Welcome to what promises to be - a very exciting day.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- I want you to rely - on your natural instincts.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- Lose your inhibitions - and embrace the sprit within.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Today, we're all equal.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Let's start by selecting the teams.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- I want everyone - to take a stone from the bag.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Thank you.
0:02:33 > 0:02:39- Math and Aled, you are the foxes. - You'll build a den for the cubs.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- You'll be setting up the camp.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- Ceri, we're the squirrels - so we'll be gathering firewood.
0:02:47 > 0:02:52- Llywela and Steph are the magpies. - You search for nature's treasures.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- You'll be foraging for food.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57- What is this?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- You and Colin are weasels.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Weasels?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- You're responsible - for digging the toilet.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Here are the instructions.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- There's a lot to do...
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- ..so put your phones in the bag - then off we go!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- I hope you didn't use - the school laminator for those.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- It wouldn't matter.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- At 3.00pm, - there's a dreamcatcher workshop.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Dreamcatchers - protect you from nightmares.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- You could make one to protect us - from this nightmare, Eurig!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Col, the 1990s called - and want their phone back.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- This is a breach - of our human rights, Annest.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- I don't want any negative energy - affecting the camp's positivity.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- You won't need this either.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56- I don't have anything else.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- I don't have anything else.- - I'd better check, just in case.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01- Here you are.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Here you are.- - Everything seems to be in order.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- You're too honest - to break the rules.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Everyone knows what to do - so let's get going.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14- What about lunch?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- What about lunch?- - Work first, lunch later! Chop-chop!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Does this look alright to you?
0:04:27 > 0:04:28- Llywela?
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- You've never wanted - my opinion before so why start now?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Have you got to be like this?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- It's the weekend - and I'm here voluntarily.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- What more do you want?
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Today is a chance for us to get to - know each other outside of school.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- We all got on well - before you came along.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- But if you feel the need - to drag us into a forest...
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- ..just for you to fit in...
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- ..who am I to object?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- You could pretend to enjoy yourself.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Unfortunately, - I've never been a good liar.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Well done, ladies.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- That's fantastic teamwork.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Here we are, but we might need - to watch out for splinters.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- It's not very deep.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- We're digging a toilet, not a grave.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Did you know that you should - never eat the liver of a polar bear?
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- According to this, it has - enough vitamin A to kill a man.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- It's meant to be - a team-building exercise, Math...
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- ..not an exercise - in watching Aled do all the work!
0:05:55 > 0:05:56- Sorry.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Um... - there's lots of wood on the ground.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- I can't stop now, this is personal.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Annest, fresh wood won't burn.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- I'd only just lit that.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Did you find anything?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Is that it? We can't eat that!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Common sense, finally.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31- What are we going to eat?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- What are we going to eat?- - I'm not going to let you starve.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Chana dal.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42- It's my own recipe and it'll last - for lunch, supper and breakfast.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44- First, let's pitch our tents.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- The foxes and squirrels can combine - to form a young team.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- The magpies and weasels - can form the older team.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54- Where are the instructions?
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- Where are the instructions?- - Oh, Math.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- Today is about pushing ourselves - mentally and physically.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Therefore, - the best place for these...
0:07:04 > 0:07:05- ..is...
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- I've got another incentive for you.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- The first team to put up a tent - wins an extra plate of food.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Wow, I can't wait!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Has anyone - put one of these up before?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- All you need is a bit of brute force - and common sense.
0:07:31 > 0:07:36- I've been in the Caravan Club since - 1989 and had an awning since 1994.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38- How different can this be?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- We could just copy them.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Annest has gone to prepare food.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50- What? She did tell us - to use our natural instincts.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00- Is it supposed to look like that?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Is it supposed to look like that?- - Of course it is.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Do you need any help?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Do you need any help?- - We know what we're doing.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Suit yourselves.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- What's that?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Is that bird poo?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Yes...
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- ..but only a tiny bit - and it's only just happened.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44- I don't believe it.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45- I don't believe it.- - I'm not eating that!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47- It will be fine.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- It will be fine.- - I hope there's more food than that.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53- I might have something.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- I might have something.- - Thank goodness for that.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- What have you got?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- There isn't much choice.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- I packed for one - but there's eight of us.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- It's been a great help.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Whoever made it - has never had spaghetti bolognese.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21- Are you OK?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Are you OK?- - Yes, thank you, Eurig.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Excuse me for a minute.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Watch out for splinters!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Don't you want any?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Don't you want any?- - No, thanks.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46- Come on, how can we finish the day - if our leader dies of starvation?
0:09:46 > 0:09:51- How are we supposed to end the day - if you keep eating E numbers?
0:09:51 > 0:09:56- Today is for purifying the soul, - tapping into your spiritual core...
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- ..giving yourself to nature - and reaping the rewards.
0:10:00 > 0:10:05- We can't do that if you're poisoning - yourselves with that rubbish!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Sorry, I was only trying to help.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Don't bother in future.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Come on, it's not that bad.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- You don't understand. - I worked hard to make today perfect.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- It's only a bit of food.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- You know I'd do anything - to help you.
0:10:41 > 0:10:46- I know but I stayed up until 3.00am - making that dal.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51- Do you know how long you have to - soak chickpeas before cooking them?
0:10:51 > 0:10:56- You and that blinking bird - have spoilt everything.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57- SCREAM
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- What now?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- Are you OK?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Are you OK?- - I'm fine, thank you. Never better.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21- Llywela?
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0:11:31 > 0:11:32- RHYTHMIC BEATING
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Listen to the drum.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Breathe with the rhythm.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Imagine a unique landscape...
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- ..where time doesn't exist.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- The past, present - and future all happen...
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- ..at the same time.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- You can see something - in the distance.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- It's your spiritual guide.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Can you see your guide?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Can you see your guide?- - Yes.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12- The guides know more about you - than you know about yourself.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- They can see - into our minds and souls.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- They know the answers - to all our questions.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- Ask a question!
0:12:23 > 0:12:24- Listen for the answer.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Listen for the answer.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Can you hear the truth?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Can you hear the truth?- - It's a lie. It wasn't my fault!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- ALED SNIGGERS
0:12:40 > 0:12:41- Shut up, you scumbag!
0:12:41 > 0:12:42- Shut up, you scumbag!- - Scumbag!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Do you think it's funny?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Yes, just a bit. Is that a problem?
0:12:49 > 0:12:50- Cool head, boys.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52- It's meant to be fun, Eurig.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- It's meant to be fun, Eurig.- - Fun? This isn't fun, it's dangerous.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57- Don't be so dramatic.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59- What did you ask? Can I help?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- What did you ask? Can I help?- - You've done enough already.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- Getting you to plan a training day - was asking for trouble.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- You didn't offer any suggestions.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Whilst you planned silly - extra-curricular outings...
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- ..we were busy saving the school.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- Why do you think the place - is on its last legs anyway?
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- I've got years of cock-ups - and mismanagement to sort out.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29- Today was about rebuilding a team - that has lost faith in its managers.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- The fact that so few signed up - proves how much work there is to do.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Of course nobody signed up.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- It's a Saturday!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- We see enough of each other - as it is.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- We're colleagues, not friends.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- The school has had problems - in the past...
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- ..but with you at the helm, - pity help us!
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- Why did you come here - if it was such a stupid idea?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- I've been asking the same question.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58- I've been asking the same question.- - Annest has worked hard.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- She always does work hard.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- What a shame - it's never quite up to scratch!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Where are you going?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Home!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Was his guide - talking about Gillian Rees?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- Math...
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Why would Eurig's guide - mention Gillian Rees?
0:14:38 > 0:14:42- There were rumours - that they were having an affair...
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- ..until his wife...
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- ..until his wife...- - You're worse gossips than the kids.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Sorry.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Can you guess my favourite meal?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- Can you guess my favourite meal?- - Don't, I'm starving.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07- It was a T-bone steak with - deep fried cauliflower in Aberdare.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12- A chicken katsu curry at 6.00am - in Tokyo airport.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Liver with onions and mashed potato.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16- Liver with onions and mashed potato.- - Yuck!
0:15:17 > 0:15:21- Soak the liver in milk overnight - and fry it for four minutes.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- It's perfection.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- It's perfection.- - It sounds nice.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Llywela, what about you?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Llywela, what about you?- - I don't have one.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30- Everyone has a favourite.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- Everyone has a favourite.- - I don't.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- That's not true.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- Custard slices from Delilah's.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- You hid them in your desk.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- They used real vanilla in the - custard, that was their secret.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- You used to bring in cream cakes.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- The bakery closed eight years ago - so that was the end of it.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- I'm going to bed.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- You said that in stereo.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- You said that in stereo.- - Goodnight.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Yes, goodnight.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Scotch eggs.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- My favourite food. - The cheaper, the better.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- You're so sophisticated!
0:16:18 > 0:16:19- What about you, Ceri?
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- If anyone else talks about food, - I'll scream!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- I found these, if you're interested?
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- I don't want crumbs, I want food!
0:16:31 > 0:16:31- Where are you going?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Where are you going?- - Hands off me or I'll crush them!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- I appreciate that you came today.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- I know this type of thing - isn't your cup of tea.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- I'm not that old-fashioned.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57- That's not what I meant.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- That's not what I meant.- - No, I know.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07- It wasn't an easy decision - to choose between you and Aled.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- You still have plenty - to offer the school.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- It wasn't a personal decision.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Could we forget about the past - and start again?
0:17:20 > 0:17:21- A clean slate.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- A clean slate.- - If you want.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30- Can we start by using - the informal "ti" instead of "chi?"
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- But that would suggest - that we're friends.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- We should check on Annest. - She's been very quiet.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Leave her, - she obviously wants to be alone.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- How long have you been together?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56- We're not together.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58- But you live together.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59- But you live together.- - In separate rooms.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01- Oh.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- It's my parents' house.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- That must be awkward.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- That must be awkward.- - No, they don't live with us.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- I inherited the house - after they died.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- I'm sorry, I had no idea.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- Don't worry, it wasn't your fault.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- You're young to lose both parents.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- It must have been tough.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Do you know anything - about quantum physics?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- String theory and super gravity?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38- Parallel universes?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Parallel universes?- - I don't follow.
0:18:41 > 0:18:46- In parallel universes, there are - infinite versions of ourselves.
0:18:46 > 0:18:51- Therefore, there's a universe - where my parents didn't die.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- In that universe, - we're still a family.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- I'm proud of the version of myself - that's still living there...
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- ..because he's happy.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- There's another version of me...
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- ..who's had a life that's - a thousand times worse than mine.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- I feel sorry for that Math.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- Then there's me.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19- I'm here.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Somewhere in the middle.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Does that make sense?
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- So I should be happy - for the version of me...
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- ..who doesn't live in a hovel - and sees his son once a fortnight.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- We've got a spare room.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- Come and live with Annest and me. - We could use the extra rent.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43- CLATTERING
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Are you talking about me again?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- What has Annest done this time?
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- Has she psychologically scarred - anyone else?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Has she poisoned everyone?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Has she converted everyone - to Satanism?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- You think you're so clever.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Ha, ha, ha!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Isn't Annest stupid?
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- She can't tell - her arse from her elbow!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- You're not perfect.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- At least I'm trying to help - but what have you done?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Eurig was right. We're not friends.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- How many of you stuck up for me?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- Hmmm?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- You know how many.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Not one of you.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Have any of you thanked me - for today?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- No.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Get stuffed!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- I'm not going to play your games - any more.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- If you don't like it, - you can kiss this!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- OK?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- And now, I'm going to be sick.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- I'll check that she's alright.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14- ALED SNIGGERS
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- The A324 runs through the forest, - a mile in that direction.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- There's a 24-hour garage - at the junction.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44- Thank you.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Is there room in your tent - for a small one?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- That's not what I meant!
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- I want a place to sleep.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Annest threw up - over my side of the bed.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57- Sorry.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58- Sorry.- - Come on, Casanova!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Keep your dirty hands to yourself.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- I hope you don't snore.
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