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0:01:45 > 0:01:48Elliot! What brings you to AAU?

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- What time do you finish? - About ten minutes.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55I need to ask you something rather important.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57But this is your job. You are Holby Santa.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00I was. But I'll be out of the country, so...

0:02:00 > 0:02:02I'm passing on the mantle to you.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Jewish Santa? I'm deeply touched!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Good, cheers.- Cheers.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12So where are you off to?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15I've been emailed by this doctor,

0:02:15 > 0:02:18begging me to give a lecture on the Hope valve.

0:02:18 > 0:02:23It's all very flattering, so that is what I'm doing tomorrow morning.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25On Christmas Eve?

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Where I'm going, Christmas doesn't even start until January the 6th.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34# Have yourself a merry little Christmas

0:02:34 > 0:02:38# Let your heart be light... #

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Why are you still here? - Waiting for a cab.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43What have you got to be so happy about?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46I have just been crowned Holby Santa,

0:02:46 > 0:02:48and as of tomorrow, Daniel and I

0:02:48 > 0:02:53have two full weeks of Yuletide bonding to look forward to while Chrissie's off on her honeymoon.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55You haven't heard then?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Heard what?

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Hi, Chrissie, I've just heard... about you and Dan.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07If there's anything I can do, OK?

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Anything. You know where I am.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39Mr Hope? Mr Hope?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Welcome to Kiev.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Dr Tereschenko?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Please, I prefer it if you call me Nadiya.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49How did you know it was me?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52This is your first time in Ukraine?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Yes. Never been further east than Germany before.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58And this is our transportation.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Right. Splendid.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Company car. Comes with the job.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Thank you. How do I say "thank you"?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Dyakuyu.- Dja-koo-woo.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Great. You're fluent already.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Did I fall through a hole in the space time continuum

0:04:23 > 0:04:25and emerge on the 6th January?

0:04:25 > 0:04:26My plans have changed.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29I heard. It's excellent news.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33We're in dire need another pair of hands to staunch the unceasing flow of human misery.

0:04:33 > 0:04:38David Boggan - unfortunate name, he thinks he has appendicitis,

0:04:38 > 0:04:42I think he has the after-effects of his office Christmas party. Bed six. Have fun.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54I didn't expect to see you in here today.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57What else should I be doing?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Are you sure coming in was a good idea?

0:05:00 > 0:05:05My job is the one thing I know I can do. Even if everything else is a complete disaster.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09This is one part of my life I know I can make a success of.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13The students are very excited to hear you talk.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15They want to know all about the Hope valve.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- You've brought one with you? - Of course.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22I've been polishing my lecture over the last few days. I hope it'll be of some interest.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25I assure you, Mr Hope, it will be a real privilege for us

0:05:25 > 0:05:28to hear about your important work in the United Kingdom.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31I don't know about that. Is it always this cold?

0:05:31 > 0:05:32I'm afraid - this time of year.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36So, using muscle taken from the patient's thigh,

0:05:36 > 0:05:38we wrap the valve in the fascia.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41The advantage of using the patient's own tissue...

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Sorry, yes. I'll let you...

0:05:43 > 0:05:46HE TRANSLATES INTO UKRAINIAN

0:05:54 > 0:05:59The advantage of using the patient's own tissue is that the valve

0:05:59 > 0:06:03will last longer, and the risk of infection is less.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07HE TRANSLATES

0:06:13 > 0:06:17So in conclusion, it only rests me to thank

0:06:17 > 0:06:22Doctor Tereschenko for inviting me to give this little talk.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Chokoyoyo.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- #Dyakuyu.- Dyakuyu!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30POLITE APPLAUSE

0:06:37 > 0:06:42Thank you so much, Mr Hope. That was absolutely fascinating.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46I must say, I had hoped for perhaps a slightly larger audience.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50I must apologise, but being so close to Christmas...

0:06:50 > 0:06:53I thought Christmas didn't start here until January 6th?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56For the young people, it starts now and it carries on until the New Year.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00I'm afraid your lecture could not compete with zapoy.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Zapoy?

0:07:02 > 0:07:05It means losing two, three days, maybe a week, to drinking.

0:07:05 > 0:07:10Some cliches about us Eastern Europeans, I'm afraid they're true.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12No matter.

0:07:12 > 0:07:17But since you're here, maybe I could give you a tour of the hospital?

0:07:17 > 0:07:20I have a patient I would really value your opinion on.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Any particular reason you keep staring at Chrissie?

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Fascinating case.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Fascinating how?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Freud's theory of psychodynamics. It's all about cathexis.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Come again?

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Cathexis is the process of putting all of your mental or emotional energy into one thing.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39How does that apply to her?

0:07:39 > 0:07:44She was about to make a lifelong commitment to that orthopod, then she made a last minute swerve.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46In theory, she should be falling apart now,

0:07:46 > 0:07:49but she's throwing herself into her work.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Classic case of denial.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53She just needs cheering up.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Cheering up?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02I am Sacha Claus.

0:08:02 > 0:08:07And it is my sacred duty to spread joy and goodwill to all.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10It's Christmas Eve on the Acute Admissions Unit.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12It's gloomy as hell and I like it that way.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16With all due respect, Mr Hemingway, I look forward to proving you wrong.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18This is Jim Fortune, pain to the left hand

0:08:18 > 0:08:21and abdomen with possible internal bleed.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23It's a gift to us from the ED,

0:08:23 > 0:08:26apparently there's no room at the inn.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Santa, you're a stupid, fat GIT!

0:08:30 > 0:08:35Mr Fortune, have you by any chance been drinking?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37One tiny drink.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Any idea what happened?

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Threw himself off a bridge.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Ho-ho-ho.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Are these...?

0:08:48 > 0:08:52You must have seen sterilisation drums before?

0:08:52 > 0:08:57Yes, but not since my student days. They're rather wonderful.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01For you, maybe. For us, it would be more wonderful to have brand new equipment.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Yes. Yes, of course.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06It's OK, Mr Hope.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08We know very well what we do not have.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Two kilometres up the road is a private hospital with all

0:09:11 > 0:09:16the latest equipment, but here, we are at the mercy of the state.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Well, I can relate to that to some degree.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21I've spent my entire career in the National Health Service.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24And you were never tempted by the big bucks in private medicine?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Honestly, no.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30I've always believed that the best medical care should be a right,

0:09:30 > 0:09:32not a privilege.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33It should.

0:09:44 > 0:09:49- What's going on?- He's trying to steal from us.- He's just a child. - He's a street child. Look at him.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52He's filthy. He's probably on drugs too.

0:10:08 > 0:10:13- Let go. - You don't understand, Mr Hope. - He's in pain. You're hurting him.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27What's he saying?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29He says you look like Did Moroz.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33He's like our Santa Claus.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Ho-ho-ho.- Ho-ho-ho.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52Good boy.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58If the tumour is pressing on his optic nerve,

0:10:58 > 0:11:02- he risks losing sight in this eye. So...- I will stop you there, Mr Hope.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04We cannot treat him here.

0:11:04 > 0:11:05Why not?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07The boy's life is not in danger.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11- We don't have the equipment. We don't have the resources. - But it's a State Hospital.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Bed space, medicine, they cost money.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- So that's it?- That is our system.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Now, this patient I told you about.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25His condition is serious. It is urgent.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27I have... grave concerns.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Right, but he stays here.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32At least until we get back.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Please. After you.

0:11:41 > 0:11:46- It would be a lot easier If you could just keep still.- Why don't you shut up and leave me alone?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49We need to assess you so you don't die on us.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53Don't you get it? That's the point! I want to die.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- No, you don't.- Oh, really?

0:11:55 > 0:11:59You've got a special thing, have you, to look inside my head?

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Got a special thingummy wotsit that can look in here?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05I tell you what, this is a very busy department,

0:12:05 > 0:12:09and Mr Levy nor myself have time to waste on self-pitying drunkards.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12So what we're going to do, we're going to put you on a drip

0:12:12 > 0:12:16and if you're very lucky, we'll come back try this again.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Good for you. - You sure that's a good idea?

0:12:19 > 0:12:23What's the worst that can happen? He dies on us? That'll free up another bed.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Can't we send him back to the ED?

0:12:24 > 0:12:28Have you ever seen an Emergency Department on Christmas Eve?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31It's like something by Hieronymous Bosch.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35How come I only ever seem to understand one word in three that comes out of your mouth?

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Right, thank you, Lev.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50When did he have the pulmonary homograft?

0:12:50 > 0:12:53When he was 24 - fifteen years ago.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- It's now calcified. - So what would you suggest?

0:12:56 > 0:12:59It needs to be replaced and as soon as possible.

0:12:59 > 0:13:04It's a very risky procedure, but his only option, I'm afraid.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05I already know all of that.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Then why did you need my opinion?

0:13:08 > 0:13:12You said it yourself, his only chance now is a valve replacement.

0:13:12 > 0:13:17Perhaps one such as the Hope valve?

0:13:18 > 0:13:23Yes, but I'd be wary of a surgeon who wasn't fully trained in fitting the valve, even attempting to...

0:13:23 > 0:13:27You misunderstand me. I wasn't talking about one of our surgeons.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30I can give you some money.

0:13:30 > 0:13:36- I'm sure it's not what you are used to, but I can make it worth your while.- It's not about the money.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41You didn't ask me here to give a lecture, did you?

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Who is he?

0:13:46 > 0:13:48He is my husband.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Right. Thanks for nothing.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00- Everything OK?- Actually, no. The stupid airline won't give me a refund on these tickets.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02What tickets?

0:14:02 > 0:14:07The honeymoon tickets! I've got two tickets to Australia. What am I supposed do with them?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Maybe you should just go.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12I can't go on a honeymoon for the wedding that I called off.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14This whole thing is turning into a nightmare.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18No. It's not. It's fine. Leave it with me. I'll sort it out.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Honestly.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23All right, details and the times and everything's there.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25What would I do without you?

0:14:27 > 0:14:32Hey! Hey! You forgotten about me? I'm completely sober now. Look!

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:14:38 > 0:14:43- What?- Now Bone Cruncher's off the scene, you're not going to start mooning after her again, are you?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- I'm just concerned about my friend, that's all.- Good.

0:14:46 > 0:14:51Cos I'd hope you'd have more self respect than to go chasing after another guy's cast-offs.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Do you ever stop?

0:14:58 > 0:15:01You brought me here under false pretences.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Why couldn't you just tell me the truth?

0:15:03 > 0:15:05And would you have come?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08You think I want to do this?

0:15:08 > 0:15:09You think I have no pride?

0:15:12 > 0:15:16Look, I would like to help you, but I've only ever done this procedure

0:15:16 > 0:15:22with state of the art equipment and a specially trained surgical team.

0:15:22 > 0:15:27- It would be reckless, dangerous, for me to even try... - His heart could fail at any moment.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29You are supposed to be the best.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33You are supposed to be the one who can help him.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Where's he going?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Who knows? Back on the street.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Stop him.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Why?

0:15:41 > 0:15:45I will help your husband, if you help the boy.

0:15:51 > 0:15:52Dyakuyu.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55As her doctor, I consider flying in her current emotional state

0:15:55 > 0:15:57to be extremely inadvisable.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01And as I've said before, I'm very happy to write a note to that effect...

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Yes, right. Well, thank you anyway.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15It was something I'd been thinking about for a while.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Last night, I had a few drinks. Then a few more.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Then that old black and white film came on. The one with James Stewart.

0:16:22 > 0:16:28And he's standing on the bridge, saying he wished he'd never been born,

0:16:28 > 0:16:31and I thought, yeah, that pretty much sums it up for me.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Come on, Jim. Things can't be that bad.

0:16:34 > 0:16:39At the start of last year, I lost both my parents within a week of each other.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Then my wife left me,

0:16:41 > 0:16:46and the judge gave her full custody of my two small sons.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49So, yeah, actually, Santa, things ARE that bad.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51They couldn't get much worse.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52Actually, they could.

0:16:52 > 0:16:56Despite throwing yourself off a bridge, you've escaped with just a few bruises

0:16:56 > 0:16:57and a fractured wrist.

0:16:57 > 0:17:03Should have picked a higher bridge! I'm such a total failure, I can't even top myself properly.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Mr Levy, Can I have a word?

0:17:10 > 0:17:15This might help with your Cheer Up Chrissie campaign. Depending on the contents, of course.

0:17:15 > 0:17:20- It's her results. For the Nurse Practitioner's Course.- Perfect.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38They're bringing Lev now. Are you ready, Mr Hope?

0:17:38 > 0:17:42This bypass machine isn't working, can we get another one, please?

0:17:42 > 0:17:45We don't have another one.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48I'm sorry, I can't continue without a working bypass machine.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51We don't have time to delay the operation.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55- If anything were to go wrong, I would be guilty of manslaughter. - Please, Mr Hope.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00I'm sorry, Chrissie.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04And I know right now, everything seems, you know,

0:18:04 > 0:18:09pretty hopeless, but all will be well. OK, I know it in my bones.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13- You've just got to have a little faith. - Thanks for trying, Sacha.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16But I don't believe in happy endings any more.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23It needs a new roller pump.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26It's Christmas Eve across most of Europe. Where exactly...

0:18:26 > 0:18:29My first thought was that private hospital you mentioned.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32- They don't allow equipment to leave the premises.- Exactly.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36So, I called in a favour with an acquaintance of mine in Hamburg.

0:18:36 > 0:18:41Midday tomorrow, I'm going to pick one up from the Post Office. What about...?

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- I've left messages with a colleague of mine...- Nadiya.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48There is no hurry with him. His treatment can wait.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52Doctor Tereschenko, I will be leaving here in three days' time.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- I need to know that he'll be taken care of. - It's Christmas, maybe he's away...

0:18:56 > 0:18:59You haven't phoned anyone, have you? We agreed!

0:18:59 > 0:19:03My husband is dying. I would have agreed to anything.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06There are thousands of heart surgeons. Why me?

0:19:06 > 0:19:10How did you even know I existed?

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Hello, Frieda.

0:19:18 > 0:19:23Thanks for everything, Doc. For putting up with me.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Merry Christmas, Jim.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Have a good one.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Well, not much chance of that, my boys don't want to see me.

0:19:30 > 0:19:35Thank you. I don't blame them. I can't afford to get them anything.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42Hey, come on, things can't be that bad!

0:19:42 > 0:19:45What you've got here is another chance.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48You're going to go home, you're going to shave,

0:19:48 > 0:19:50you're going to put on a clean shirt,

0:19:50 > 0:19:53and you're going to treat tomorrow as day one of the new improved Jim.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Do you know what?

0:19:58 > 0:20:02Surprise them. Make a grand gesture.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Give them a Christmas to remember.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Yeah, well. Maybe... Maybe I will.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13THEY LAUGH

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Thanks, Doc.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18I don't know what else I can tell you.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21I gave her your name because her husband needs your help.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Why didn't you just call me?

0:20:23 > 0:20:25It's not that simple.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Nothing about this situation is simple.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31It's all completely baffling, quite frankly.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34You disappeared from the hospital two months ago,

0:20:34 > 0:20:36and now I wind up embroiled with you

0:20:36 > 0:20:39and this Tereschenko woman in this bizarre situation.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42You are going to help him, though, right?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Well, that all rather depends.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Er... on what?

0:20:46 > 0:20:48On whether I get the right equipment,

0:20:48 > 0:20:51and whether she fulfils her side of the deal.

0:20:51 > 0:20:52What deal?

0:20:52 > 0:20:58There's this child. Misha. He has a large, bony tumour on the side of his face which needs surgery.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02I've told Nadiya that I won't help her husband unless she helps him.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06How do you know this woman, Frieda?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Lev was my tutor.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12He's a good man. You have to help him.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Who's going to help the boy?

0:21:14 > 0:21:16No-one is going to help him.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20Unless you find a plastic surgeon for free on Christmas Eve.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Good luck.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25All right, I've got to go. I'm going to lose my job.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Somebody will bring your bill in just a second.- Frieda?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31No.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34No, no, no. I completely understand.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Yes, and a Merry Christmas to you, too.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40OK, bye.

0:21:40 > 0:21:41HE SIGHS

0:21:47 > 0:21:49LAUGHTER

0:21:50 > 0:21:52UKRAINIAN VOICES

0:21:59 > 0:22:04Anyway, it'll be the first Christmas I've spent without 'em since they were born.

0:22:04 > 0:22:05You know, it's fine.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08We agreed in the divorce that we'd take it in turns, so...

0:22:08 > 0:22:11This year the ex is taking them to visit her parents,

0:22:11 > 0:22:13while I spend the Yuletide period

0:22:13 > 0:22:17with good old Momma-ji and Poppa-ji in Florida.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Let me ask you something. You like Christmas?

0:22:21 > 0:22:25Cos... Well, I think it blows.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30PHONE RINGS

0:22:35 > 0:22:39- Right, I'm heading home. - You're not going to go without having a Christmas drink, are you?

0:22:39 > 0:22:43I know you're trying to cheer me up, but I can't face everyone right now.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Excuse me, I just came to check on Mr Elgood, a mitral valve?

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- I take it no tests have been run yet?- No.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51So you're going to be here for a while then?

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Looks that way.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Well, that's splendid. So you can keep an eye on the shop.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58We're going to go for a Christmas drink.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28Hey!

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Where the hell are we?

0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Michael, I didn't force you to come. - Yeah, I know that.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45- So why did you?- Well, I'm still trying to figure that out.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49Man, it is freezing here! What are we, like, three miles from Siberia?

0:23:49 > 0:23:52- I hope you've brought some warm clothing. - Elliot, I was on my way to Florida.

0:23:52 > 0:23:59I've got three T-shirts and six pairs of swim trunks. Better be a decent hotel room at least.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02PIANO PLAYS

0:24:02 > 0:24:03There you go.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Thanks.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Listen, Chrissie,

0:24:13 > 0:24:16I've decided that Daniel should spend Christmas Day with you.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20No. I can't let you do that. You've been looking forward to this for months.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21Seriously.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25The most important thing to me is that you have a happy Christmas.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28- But you've...- Chrissie, the decision is made, OK?

0:24:28 > 0:24:31There'll be plenty more Christmases.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39There is an obvious solution. I could bring him to you.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Are you sure?

0:24:41 > 0:24:43I'm a terrible, terrible cook.

0:24:44 > 0:24:49OK, I guarantee the turkey will somehow be both dry and undercooked.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Sounds perfect.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52Oh, I am so sorry.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54I cannot bear to sit here for another moment

0:24:54 > 0:25:00and listen to the songs I love being massacred like that - I've got to do something.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05You have got to be kidding me.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07I've tried every hotel in the city. It's Christmas Eve.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11Well, I'm certainly not going to share a hotel room with you.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Well, you're welcome to take your chances out there,

0:25:14 > 0:25:16but as you have already observed, it is extremely cold.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20Now, we have a long day ahead of us tomorrow, Michael,

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- so you might want to just put on your pyjamas and...- Pyjamas?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Who the hell wears pyjamas any more?

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Why? What do you wear?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33# Rockin' around the Christmas tree

0:25:33 > 0:25:38# Have a happy holiday. #

0:25:44 > 0:25:48APPLAUSE

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Thank you! Thank you!

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Right, any requests?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54What about the beautiful lady here?

0:25:54 > 0:25:58- I'd better get going. - No, no, no! Please, please.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Chrissie Williams...

0:26:00 > 0:26:03This one's for you.

0:26:15 > 0:26:22# Have yourself a merry little Christmas

0:26:22 > 0:26:27# Let your heart be light

0:26:27 > 0:26:33# From now on your troubles will be out of sight... #

0:26:33 > 0:26:37HE PLAYS A JAZZY VERSION OF THE TUNE

0:26:41 > 0:26:44ELECTRICAL BUZZING

0:26:44 > 0:26:47I cannot believe this is happening.

0:26:47 > 0:26:51To be honest, I'm just glad I packed a spare pair.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54You know, I should be in Florida right now, lying next to a pool.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58I will say it again - I didn't force you to come.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04# Through the years

0:27:04 > 0:27:08# We all will be together

0:27:08 > 0:27:11# If the Fates allow

0:27:11 > 0:27:18# Hang a shining star upon the highest bough

0:27:22 > 0:27:28# And have yourself

0:27:28 > 0:27:34# A merry little Christmas

0:27:35 > 0:27:39# Now. #

0:27:53 > 0:27:55- APPLAUSE - Thank you very much.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57HE PLAYS A FLOURISH

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Well, then.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06I suppose I'd better let you go

0:28:06 > 0:28:09and save our son from the creche Christmas shindig.

0:28:11 > 0:28:12What?

0:28:13 > 0:28:15What is it?

0:28:15 > 0:28:16Oh, my God.

0:28:16 > 0:28:20- I've made a complete fool of myself again, haven't I?- Shut up.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25I think I'm in love with you.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27What am I supposed to say here, Chrissie?

0:28:27 > 0:28:29I don't know. I...

0:28:29 > 0:28:32For so long, this is all I ever wanted to hear from you.

0:28:32 > 0:28:36Not that I ever had any expectation that...

0:28:36 > 0:28:39How could you do this to me?

0:28:39 > 0:28:40Why now?

0:28:40 > 0:28:43Because I didn't realise it before.

0:28:43 > 0:28:44So what is it?

0:28:44 > 0:28:46What is it you love about me?

0:28:47 > 0:28:49Name one thing.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56I don't know.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Well, there it is.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04I think that says it all.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Sacha...

0:29:06 > 0:29:07A year ago...

0:29:07 > 0:29:11two years ago, to hear you say these words

0:29:11 > 0:29:13would have made me the happiest man alive.

0:29:13 > 0:29:14But now...

0:29:16 > 0:29:20I'm not going to be your consolation prize.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31You know, I was thinking five star hotel,

0:29:31 > 0:29:33gorgeous Eastern European women,

0:29:33 > 0:29:37maybe a couple of bottles of cheap Russian champagne...

0:29:37 > 0:29:41- You know you're really not fooling me, Michael. - What's that supposed to mean?

0:29:41 > 0:29:45You screwed up, publicly and humiliatingly.

0:29:45 > 0:29:49You nearly ruined everything for a lot of people, including me.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52And even though your first instinct was to take the coward's option

0:29:52 > 0:29:53and run away...

0:29:53 > 0:29:55Coward's option?

0:29:55 > 0:29:59I think you still have a lot to prove to yourself.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01That's why you agreed to come.

0:30:01 > 0:30:05That's why you find yourself cold, in Kiev,

0:30:05 > 0:30:09sharing a bed with a 51-year-old bearded widower.

0:30:09 > 0:30:10Oh, for God's sake.

0:30:14 > 0:30:15HE SIGHS

0:30:19 > 0:30:24- This never gets out, you understand? Ever.- Good night, Michael.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26- BABY CRIES - Please stop crying.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28Please stop crying.

0:30:28 > 0:30:30Please stop crying.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33Thank you.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35I'm so sorry, I didn't think...

0:30:35 > 0:30:39- What, that a creche might actually close on Christmas Eve?- Sorry.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Do you have any idea how hard it is to stop this thing from crying?

0:30:42 > 0:30:44- I'm sorry. I put you out. - What's up with you?

0:30:44 > 0:30:48I thought you and Sacha were off to rock around the Christmas tree.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50Well, that didn't really work out.

0:30:50 > 0:30:54He didn't try and declare his undying love to you, did he?

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Oh, God, he did.

0:30:56 > 0:31:00How entirely mortifying. He really does have no self-respect at all, does he?

0:31:00 > 0:31:03You know what, Jac? You've got it completely wrong again.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05Oh?

0:31:05 > 0:31:09I'm the one with no self-respect. I'm the one doing the declaring.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13Why would you do that?

0:31:13 > 0:31:15Mm...

0:31:15 > 0:31:18I think the best thing is for me to do is to get out of here.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20I've got two tickets to Australia.

0:31:20 > 0:31:23Start again. Before anyone else gets hurt.

0:31:23 > 0:31:25I think that's probably a good idea.

0:31:25 > 0:31:28Merry Christmas.

0:31:40 > 0:31:45- You've got to be kidding me. - I have performed over 1000 operations in that theatre.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47Good for you. I admire your resourcefulness.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Typical American, right?

0:31:49 > 0:31:52Everything has to be shiny and new for you.

0:31:52 > 0:31:55Hey, lady, believe me, right now, I would settle for just hygienic.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58You're expecting me to crack open a kid's skull with no CT, no MRI,

0:31:58 > 0:32:00and with a drill I wouldn't use to put up shelves.

0:32:00 > 0:32:03- I think that's enough now, Michael. - Ti Americanyetz?

0:32:04 > 0:32:07Michael, this is Misha.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11He asks if you are the American.

0:32:22 > 0:32:23Yeah.

0:32:25 > 0:32:26New York?

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Am I from...? No.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31Ti Indyetz?

0:32:33 > 0:32:34What did he say?

0:32:35 > 0:32:38He wants to know if you're a Red Indian.

0:32:39 > 0:32:40No.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43Cowboy.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46Yeah.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49Kovboi budet lichit' menya?

0:32:49 > 0:32:54He wants to know if the cowboy is going to fix him.

0:33:03 > 0:33:04Merry Christmas.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10Mr Levy. You're not down to work today.

0:33:10 > 0:33:12Change of plan.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15- Where do you want me? - Man the desk, we're in theatre.

0:33:21 > 0:33:22PHONE RINGS

0:33:26 > 0:33:28MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:33:38 > 0:33:40What do you want me to say?

0:33:40 > 0:33:43I flew over, I took a look at the kid, I can't help him.

0:33:43 > 0:33:44I wish I could.

0:33:44 > 0:33:45Where are you going?

0:33:45 > 0:33:47I'm going to go to the airport

0:33:47 > 0:33:49and catch the first flight back to civilisation.

0:33:49 > 0:33:55- So you're going to run away? That's your solution to everything, isn't it?- No, I am not running away.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57You know what this procedure involves.

0:33:57 > 0:34:01I have to peel back the skin on this kid's head and rebuild his skull.

0:34:01 > 0:34:06You want me to do that with a team that speaks no English, who I've never worked with before?

0:34:06 > 0:34:08Come on, there's no chance.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10Michael, what if there were someone here?

0:34:10 > 0:34:15- Someone who speaks perfect English, who you've worked with many times. - No. She's not right.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17I don't want her doing this.

0:34:17 > 0:34:18What?

0:34:18 > 0:34:21- I don't want to see her. I don't want her in my hospital. - What's going on here?

0:34:21 > 0:34:24I am going to the post office to pick up some equipment

0:34:24 > 0:34:27which may very well help save your husband's life.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30You, Dr Tereschenko,

0:34:30 > 0:34:34must put aside whatever grievance you may have with Frieda.

0:34:34 > 0:34:38Because right now, we need her help.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42Petrenko.

0:34:43 > 0:34:47- Oh, great.- Oh, hey, Frieda, it's nice to see you, too.

0:34:47 > 0:34:51- How've you been? Having a good Christmas?- Who the hell is next?

0:34:51 > 0:34:56Henrik Hanssen is going to show up and order some varenyky dumplings? What are you doing here?

0:34:56 > 0:35:00- Elliot called me. - OK. And you came? To Kiev?

0:35:00 > 0:35:03Ah. Because it's full of skinny women

0:35:03 > 0:35:06and men in even shinier suits than you.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10- Hey, let's cut the wisecracks. - Uh-huh.- What's going on here, Frieda?

0:35:10 > 0:35:13You disappear off the face of the Earth

0:35:13 > 0:35:15and wind up waiting tables in a cafe in Kiev?

0:35:15 > 0:35:18- Will you leave me alone now? - Hey, I'm not asking for much.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20You don't know what you're asking me.

0:35:20 > 0:35:23Yes, I do. I'm asking you to translate stuff. Big wow.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25You're not listening to me.

0:35:25 > 0:35:28- What is the big deal? - I can't go back there.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31- Where?- To the hospital, I cannot go back there.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33Why not? What is it with you and Nadiya?

0:35:33 > 0:35:36- What is she, an ex-lover or something?- Please, don't.

0:35:36 > 0:35:39What could you possibly have done that is so bad?

0:35:39 > 0:35:42- You really want to know?- Yeah. - I killed their daughter.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47- KNOCK AT DOOR - Da.

0:35:53 > 0:35:57I'm so sorry. The post office had no record of the parcel.

0:35:57 > 0:36:01Or they did, but Ukrainian Customs got to it first.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03I've tried calling the British Embassy,

0:36:03 > 0:36:06but it's Christmas Day, so...

0:36:10 > 0:36:12I'm so sorry.

0:36:13 > 0:36:17In your country, when an old woman breaks her hip,

0:36:17 > 0:36:19the procedure is simple.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21She receives an artificial hip.

0:36:21 > 0:36:23Here, we have this.

0:36:23 > 0:36:26And if I can't find the right size,

0:36:26 > 0:36:27I make it the right size.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29I have to work with what I have.

0:36:29 > 0:36:34The situation is not ideal, but I have no choice.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37I can't operate without a bypass machine.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39It is not vital, you said.

0:36:40 > 0:36:41It could be.

0:36:41 > 0:36:45My husband could live. But because you are scared...

0:36:45 > 0:36:47I have done everything I can to help your husband,

0:36:47 > 0:36:51even though you've lied to me, even though you're doing everything you can

0:36:51 > 0:36:53to obstruct Misha's treatment.

0:36:53 > 0:36:54I am not obstructing.

0:36:54 > 0:36:58Then why don't you want Frieda Petrenko to help?

0:36:58 > 0:36:59I have my reasons.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02What? What possible reasons could you have?

0:37:08 > 0:37:10Frieda was my best friend.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15She was like a little sister to me.

0:37:16 > 0:37:21My daughter, Katya, was born with the same condition as her father.

0:37:21 > 0:37:24One night, Frieda was the junior doctor on duty.

0:37:24 > 0:37:27Me and Lev had gone home to get some sleep.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32That was the night Katya died.

0:37:36 > 0:37:43When we got back here... Frieda has just...gone.

0:37:45 > 0:37:50She didn't even try to say sorry. Or explain to us.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54- She didn't even care enough to... - That's not fair.

0:37:54 > 0:37:59The way she speaks about Lev, it's clear that she...she does care.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01Does she?

0:38:02 > 0:38:05If it wasn't for Frieda, I wouldn't be here.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Thank you, Mr Hope...

0:38:13 > 0:38:15..but I need to get on.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38Chrissie told me what happened last night.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41What did she tell you for?

0:38:41 > 0:38:44- I was here. Babysitting Mini-Me. - Right.

0:38:44 > 0:38:50If I'd humiliated myself that comprehensively, I'd think about switching hemispheres too.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53What do you mean, switch hemispheres?

0:38:54 > 0:38:56I thought she would have told you.

0:38:56 > 0:38:59She's going to Australia? Today?

0:38:59 > 0:39:04She said she was thinking about quitting and starting again. I told her it was a good idea.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07- What did you tell her that for? - Because it is.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10If nothing else, to stop you mooning around after her.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13She's taking my child to the other side of the world

0:39:13 > 0:39:16and you don't see why I might not be too thrilled about the idea?

0:39:16 > 0:39:18Just give it a couple of weeks and she'll be back.

0:39:18 > 0:39:21What if it isn't just a couple of weeks?

0:39:21 > 0:39:23What if she doesn't come back?

0:39:23 > 0:39:27You all remember Mr Fortune? Back by popular demand from the ED.

0:39:27 > 0:39:31Mr Fortune has superficial burns to the backs of his legs

0:39:31 > 0:39:34- and his feet, smoke inhalation, and rib fractures. - What the hell happened?

0:39:34 > 0:39:39Decided to surprise the boys by playing Santa Claus.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41He let himself in the house and hid up the chimney.

0:39:41 > 0:39:43- You must be Mrs Fortune? - I used to be.

0:39:43 > 0:39:48I wanted to surprise them, give them a bit of Christmas magic.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50Like you said, a grand gesture.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53How was I to know she was going to light the fire?

0:39:53 > 0:39:54So you put him up to all this.

0:39:54 > 0:39:59- The boys are traumatised. - Do you know what? Your ex-husband was at such a low ebb yesterday

0:39:59 > 0:40:00he tried to jump off a bridge.

0:40:00 > 0:40:04I was trying to stop him doing it again, trying to do something nice.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07But I've learned my lesson. I see where being nice gets you.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09Stomach's distended. Get him into theatre.

0:41:25 > 0:41:30- You were a junior doctor, you should never have been left in charge. - But I was.

0:41:30 > 0:41:31And they trusted me.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34And I failed them and I failed Katya.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38So why'd you come back here?

0:41:38 > 0:41:41My mother heard about Lev so she called me.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44- I got on the first plane I could. - And then?

0:41:44 > 0:41:47I wrote a letter trying to explain why I ran away and...

0:41:47 > 0:41:52eventually Nadiya replied. She and Lev did not want to see me.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54So I wrote back with just two lines - Mr Hope's name

0:41:54 > 0:41:57and his e-mail address.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59And I promised I will not bother her again.

0:42:01 > 0:42:03So why are you still here a month later?

0:42:03 > 0:42:06How can I leave before I know he's better?

0:42:07 > 0:42:12- Come with me. Please. - Have you just heard a word I said?

0:42:12 > 0:42:16- Just come to the hospital.- I can't.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23You know, I've done a lot of things that I'm not proud of lately.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26And I've caused a lot of people a lot of pain.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28I need to help this kid.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30I think you do too.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36How's he doing?

0:42:36 > 0:42:37He's going to be fine.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40Thank you.

0:42:46 > 0:42:50I don't know what he was thinking, what was he trying to prove?

0:42:50 > 0:42:52What do you think he was trying to prove?

0:42:52 > 0:42:55He was trying to tell you he still loves you.

0:42:55 > 0:42:59- What?- We're men. We find it easier to jump off a bridge

0:42:59 > 0:43:01than to say "I love you."

0:43:01 > 0:43:02We just stumble around in the dark,

0:43:02 > 0:43:05hoping that once in a while we might say the right thing

0:43:05 > 0:43:08or do the right thing or time things right so that...

0:43:12 > 0:43:13Oh, my God.

0:43:15 > 0:43:19- I am the biggest lunkhead in the universe.- You've lost me.

0:43:21 > 0:43:25Listen, it's patently obvious you still love your ex-husband

0:43:25 > 0:43:26and he still loves you,

0:43:26 > 0:43:28so please stop faffing and accept the fact, OK?

0:43:28 > 0:43:32It is Christmas Day. He's the father of your children. Deal with it.

0:43:32 > 0:43:34Cathexis!

0:43:34 > 0:43:36What?

0:43:36 > 0:43:39Ask him. I need the number for a cab!

0:44:09 > 0:44:10Mr Hope?

0:44:10 > 0:44:14So if the machine doesn't work...

0:44:21 > 0:44:23..I make the machine work.

0:44:47 > 0:44:51You haven't got any cabs for at least two hours? Two hours?!

0:44:51 > 0:44:54Yes, I'm very well aware it's Christmas Day, thank you.

0:44:54 > 0:44:56Have you got any numbers for taxi firms?

0:44:56 > 0:45:00- Why would I?- 12 o'clock. Her flight's at 12 o'clock.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03- A taxi'll never make it there on time.- Great. That's it.

0:45:03 > 0:45:08She disappears to the other side of the world and I just let her go.

0:45:08 > 0:45:12Oh, for God's sake! You've been boring us all senseless - banging on

0:45:12 > 0:45:17about how much you loved this woman since 1972, and if for no other reason than to shut you up,

0:45:17 > 0:45:20I am going to make damn sure you get to that airport on time.

0:45:20 > 0:45:22How exactly?

0:45:27 > 0:45:28Ohh!

0:45:31 > 0:45:36That was easily the most terrifying 40 minutes of my life.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38You're wasting time.

0:45:38 > 0:45:40Thank you.

0:45:41 > 0:45:44Urgh! Get off me, you big idiot!

0:45:51 > 0:45:55- Good luck.- You too.

0:46:39 > 0:46:41Sorry!

0:46:47 > 0:46:50Ohh! So sorry! Sorry.

0:46:50 > 0:46:55TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT

0:47:01 > 0:47:03- Enjoy your flight, sir.- Thank you.

0:47:11 > 0:47:15TANNOY: This is a final call for flight 723 to Sydney.

0:47:16 > 0:47:22Excuse me, I'm sorry. I wouldn't ordinarily do this, but the woman I love...

0:47:22 > 0:47:24is about to disappear to Australia, possibly forever,

0:47:24 > 0:47:28so I really need to buy a ticket to get on that plane to stop her,

0:47:28 > 0:47:30so is there any way I could just jump ahead of you?

0:47:32 > 0:47:35Clearly you speak no English at all.

0:47:35 > 0:47:38Which is...great.

0:47:38 > 0:47:43TANNOY: Boarding for flight 723 to Sydney is now closed.

0:47:46 > 0:47:47Maybe I should call her!

0:47:47 > 0:47:51Why didn't I think of that? Thank you.

0:48:00 > 0:48:04'Hi, it's me... I just want to apologise for last night.

0:48:04 > 0:48:10'You asked me what I love about you and I should have said...

0:48:10 > 0:48:13'I love you because you're kind,

0:48:13 > 0:48:15'because you're decent,

0:48:15 > 0:48:18'because you're a grown-up.

0:48:18 > 0:48:22'I love you because you're safe, but never boring.

0:48:22 > 0:48:27'And in another place and another time, I think we could have made a wonderful family.

0:48:27 > 0:48:30'I think we could have been happy.'

0:48:34 > 0:48:38TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT

0:48:38 > 0:48:41OK, here we go.

0:48:41 > 0:48:43Deploying the valve.

0:49:01 > 0:49:02OK.

0:49:04 > 0:49:05Thank you, everyone.

0:49:05 > 0:49:08Just need to put a stitch in the wound and we're home.

0:49:10 > 0:49:12SHE SPEAK RUSSIAN

0:49:12 > 0:49:15BLEEPING

0:49:15 > 0:49:17He's fibrillating.

0:49:17 > 0:49:20Paddles. Paddles!

0:49:21 > 0:49:23Defribrillator!

0:49:23 > 0:49:25Get me Frieda!

0:49:25 > 0:49:27BLEEPING GETS FASTER

0:49:27 > 0:49:30DRILLING

0:49:32 > 0:49:34He needs you.

0:49:34 > 0:49:38What are you talking about? I need her in here, can't do this on my own.

0:49:41 > 0:49:43Take over.

0:49:45 > 0:49:48- What about lignocaine? - He's had 100 mg.

0:49:48 > 0:49:50Nothing's working.

0:49:50 > 0:49:53Right, I'm going to have to put him on bypass.

0:49:53 > 0:49:55BLEEPING CONTINUES

0:50:14 > 0:50:17- Let's put him on bypass, please. - SHE SPEAKS RUSSIAN

0:50:18 > 0:50:23BLEEPING SLOWS AND STOPS

0:50:26 > 0:50:28BLEEPING STARTS AGAIN

0:50:28 > 0:50:31- Nothing.- We'll have to do it by hand.

0:50:31 > 0:50:33SHE SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN

0:50:36 > 0:50:38One rotation in five, counting.

0:50:38 > 0:50:41One, two, three, four, five.

0:50:53 > 0:50:54You're a good cowboy.

0:50:57 > 0:50:59Go check on your husband.

0:50:59 > 0:51:02BLEEPING CONTINUES

0:51:02 > 0:51:04Steady, pull it there.

0:51:10 > 0:51:12OK, let's ease off altogether.

0:51:31 > 0:51:33BLEEPING STOPS

0:52:36 > 0:52:41By the time you get this, you and Daniel will be in Sydney, but I just wanted to say...

0:52:41 > 0:52:43Of course I love you. I always have.

0:52:43 > 0:52:47You know that. But I'm Sacha Levy.

0:52:47 > 0:52:50And what I do is I mess things up.

0:52:50 > 0:52:57I trip over, I put my foot in my mouth, I'm always in the wrong place at the wrong time...

0:52:57 > 0:53:00Anyway... What I want to say is...

0:53:00 > 0:53:02do whatever you have to do.

0:53:02 > 0:53:06Do whatever makes you happy.

0:53:06 > 0:53:11Because that's all I've ever wanted for you. And it still is.

0:53:17 > 0:53:19< Turn around.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29You're in Sydney.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31Apparently not.

0:54:25 > 0:54:27See you later, partner.

0:54:47 > 0:54:50THEY LAUGH

0:55:03 > 0:55:07Have I died or is this really happening?

0:55:07 > 0:55:08Merry Christmas...

0:55:08 > 0:55:10Knucklehead.

0:55:11 > 0:55:14Come here!

0:55:22 > 0:55:25Warms the cockles of your heart, doesn't it?

0:55:25 > 0:55:28Mr Hanssen, I had no idea you were in the building.

0:55:28 > 0:55:32You assumed I'd be elsewhere enacting some arcane Swedish Yuletide tradition?

0:55:32 > 0:55:35I don't like to make assumptions about anyone.

0:55:35 > 0:55:37Least of all you.

0:55:37 > 0:55:40Well, I trust you left some porridge out for Jultomten?

0:55:40 > 0:55:42Naturally.

0:55:45 > 0:55:47Merry Christmas, Mr Hanssen.

0:55:47 > 0:55:50And to you, Mr Hemmingway.

0:56:39 > 0:56:41Thank you.

0:56:41 > 0:56:47I'm guessing you asked every other plastic surgeon in Europe before you got to me, right?

0:56:47 > 0:56:50- Of course! - THEY LAUGH

0:56:50 > 0:56:54Hey, I'm not complaining, I got a great pair of pyjamas out of it!

0:56:54 > 0:56:58- Happy Christmas.- You too.

0:56:58 > 0:57:00Ah!

0:57:00 > 0:57:02Dr Petrenko, care for some vodka?

0:57:02 > 0:57:07What better way to celebrate the birth of our Saviour than with 40% pure alcohol!

0:57:09 > 0:57:14I don't suppose there's any possible way I could persuade you to return to Holby, Dr Petrenko?

0:57:14 > 0:57:17What would be the point? Mr Spence is no longer there.

0:57:17 > 0:57:21Ahh! I don't know.

0:57:21 > 0:57:27I think maybe I should take that tall Swede a big slice of humble pie

0:57:27 > 0:57:29and see if he's still got

0:57:29 > 0:57:31a place for a shiny-suited cowboy.

0:57:31 > 0:57:36Want to see if he's still got a place for a Ukrainian emo with an attitude problem?

0:57:36 > 0:57:38Why don't we talk about it over dinner?

0:57:39 > 0:57:41Dinner?

0:57:41 > 0:57:46I tried to persuade her that was a very bad idea but my mother said she would not speak to me

0:57:46 > 0:57:53again if I did not bring the two of you back for a traditional Ukrainian Christmas dinner.

0:57:53 > 0:57:56Well, it would be rather ungracious of us to decline, wouldn't it, Michael?

0:57:56 > 0:57:58Yes, I think it would.

0:57:58 > 0:57:59Lead on, Dr Petrenko.

0:58:04 > 0:58:07By the way, Elliot, you know you snore?

0:58:07 > 0:58:09And how do you know this?

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