When the Hangover Strikes

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0:00:39 > 0:00:42- Are you drunk? - I shouldn't be by now.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Very laid back, compared to what I'm used to.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46- You're absolutely useless. - Bitch.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50It's probably best that we forget it ever happened, right? Move on.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Yeah.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53We make a very good team, so why not stay?

0:00:53 > 0:00:56You told me to show some initiative. Well, I have a new mentor.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59What do you think you're going to learn by being a bone monkey?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02- You've been undermining me all day. - It's not easy being the new boy.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- We should give him a chance. - Should we?

0:01:09 > 0:01:10We'll just have the one.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15MUSIC: "Forget You" by Cee-Lo Green

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- God, you can't half drink. - Do you want another?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- I dunno. - Come on, it's New Year's Eve!

0:01:38 > 0:01:42- And we've just finished a 16-hour shift!- All right.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Two Margaritas, please.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Have you got any resolutions?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Yeah.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Yeah. I'm going to be better.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54At what?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57SHE LAUGHS I'm going to be better at everything.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00At my job, at my life, everything.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh, right!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05What about you?

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Yeah...got one.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11What is it?

0:02:12 > 0:02:13I can't say.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Oh, come on!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, please yourself. Thank you.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Thought it was Hogmanay at the rugby club tonight.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Affirmative. - Well, time is pushing on.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Can't face it. - No?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Not in the mood for all that fake bonhomie.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Right, well, I should be...

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- You're a good bloke, Ollie. - Thank you.- And a damn fine surgeon.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Hope so.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36I think it's time you led in theatre.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Really?- We both know you've got the cojones for it.- Do you think so?

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Time to step up to the plate, kemosabe.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Not long now!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Mm. Let's go.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Go where?

0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Do you want to go clubbing? - Aren't we not waiting till midnight?

0:02:52 > 0:02:56No chance. You don't want any of these losers trying to stick their tongues down our throat.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- No. - Let's go.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Come on.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20< Happy new year!

0:03:20 > 0:03:21CHEERING

0:03:27 > 0:03:29I love fireworks, me.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34- What is that thing? - Don't you want to just climb up into the sky and grab them?

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Mm. That is a great idea.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40EDDI CHUCKLES

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Eddi?- Mm? - What're you doing?

0:03:42 > 0:03:43EDDI CHUCKLES

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Oh, yes.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48EDDI CHUCKLES

0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Eddi?- Mm-hm?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Woo-hoo!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Top of the world!

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Eddi, get down!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02EDDI LAUGHS

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oh, my god, there's someone in there!

0:04:07 > 0:04:08EDDI LAUGHS

0:04:08 > 0:04:11What are you laughing at?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Mr Hemingway. - Good evening.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Happy New Year. - And the same to you. Now,

0:04:20 > 0:04:22could you just come down, please?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24You spoilsport.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Thank you.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38I think it's a little past your bedtime.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Bet you say that to all the girls. - Just the ones who have work in the morning.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43I know where I'm not wanted.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Nurse Lane.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Nice legs!

0:04:54 > 0:04:58- You're a loony.- And he's got a poker stuck right up his arse!

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- His face! I thought he was going to come up there and...- I know!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Where d'you get the shirt, Elliot? - It's a Vyshyvanka.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- I only asked. - Hand-embroidered in the Ukraine.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Happy New Year. - Ditto.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Moskovskaya.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Thank you. - How's Orthopaedics?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Great, looking forward to 2012?

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Yes, it's always good to take stock, you know, set new goals.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Mm, see how many dislocated shoulders

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- you can put back in the next 12 months.- Plenty, hopefully.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- How's your new F2? - He's great, yeah.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Not interested in having kids or defecting to the meathead department.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Right.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Morning! - Oh, you make me sick.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Eh?- How come you look so perfect? - Oh, get lost.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Oh.- What's up?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I just remembered last night.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- You were mental. - Wasn't that bad.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02You are joking, aren't you?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05What kind of weirdo lives in a car park anyway?

0:06:05 > 0:06:06GROANING

0:06:06 > 0:06:08D'you hear that?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11GROANING

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Oh, my god!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Can you get some help, please? Hello?

0:06:18 > 0:06:23Hello, can you hear me? What's your name?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Rachel.- What happened, Rachel?

0:06:26 > 0:06:30- I fell on her in the club. - You're in the grounds of a hospital.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- I know, I came looking for her. - Who?

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- She's through here. - That was quick.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Morning.- Hiya.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Rough night? - About average, thanks.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Come on, let's get her inside.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Core temp 34.8.- Thought you were living with friends.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53We need to raise it one degree an hour, no more.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Had no idea you'd bought a place.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I want her in a bear hugger and space blanket.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Bit on the small side, but... - Run in a warm IV bag.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03..what is it they say - location, location, location?

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- Focus on the patient, Nurse McKee. - What are the neighbours like?

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Pulse?- Weak and erratic. - Hers or yours?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Fags.- Crisps.- Cake.

0:07:13 > 0:07:18Right, Elliot 4-1, me 2-1 on. I'll give you any odds you like.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Cheek of it!- I'm a realist!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23I'm booked in for my MOT next week so I've got no choice.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26How can you be so sure that you're going to just give up the fags?

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Ahh - secret weapon.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Come on then, what is it?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37There's a hypnotist on the ward.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- You are not. - I am.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Well, I shall be relying on my immense reserves of will power.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48And...(your impeccable dress sense!)

0:07:50 > 0:07:55- None of this stuff's working. I feel like death.- See you've got a few souvenirs from last night.- Eh?

0:07:55 > 0:08:00Hickeys. Met a few blokes like that in my time too.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01- He had this foul aftershave. - Yeah?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04I can still smell it now. Like cat pee.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06How's her temperature?

0:08:06 > 0:08:11- 35.8. - Feels like about minus 10.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- You're lucky to be alive, young lady.- Lucky?

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- I wrecked my best shoes.- I was just about to put a catheter in.- Right.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20I loved them shoes. What catheter?

0:08:20 > 0:08:24- We've got to get some fluids in to warm your bladder. - No chance.- Has to be done.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Gross.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Ahem. D'you want to give me a minute?

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- You not doing the honours?- No.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Thought it might be a perk of the job.- Only on the weekends.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- What's up with him? - Me, mainly. Legs up.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41How do I go about finding out if someone's in the hospital?

0:08:41 > 0:08:45I really need to get this done, Rachel, OK?

0:08:45 > 0:08:49- How did you survive out there all night in just a boob tube and a belt?- Practise.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- How's the head?- Fine. Yours?- Spot on.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- That's one year I'm glad to see the back of. Out with old and all that.- How's the list looking?

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Three dislocated shoulders. Think it's a non-elective record.- Really?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Can't wait to get stuck in. Want to tell me about this ankle?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- It's knackered.- You must have broken it when you fell over.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Two malleolar fractures, one fib, one tib.- Spot on.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16- I need to phone work.- Tracy here had a bit of a mishap on the dance-floor. - I need to check on me kid!

0:09:16 > 0:09:19- We'll be pinning your ankle into place.- D'you know about mobiles?

0:09:19 > 0:09:24- You're in a privileged position. - How d'you mean?- My phone's bust. Could you have a look?- Sorry, I...

0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Dr Valentine will be leading in theatre today.- Congratulations!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31What, him?! I need to tell my boss where I am.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Thought you might have forgotten.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- I don't let my people down.- Great.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40Get her prepped, please. Right, let's check out shoulder numero uno.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Am I invisible?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Partying the night away, were we? - How can you tell(?)

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- What d'you get up to? - Mojitos and Monopoly.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Really is Nigella and friends, isn't it?- Doctor?

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Not this clown again! - Doctor!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- What's the problem? - Yes, Martin?

0:10:05 > 0:10:06I just felt another twinge.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Why don't you leave him alone? I'll be with you shortly.

0:10:09 > 0:10:14- I really don't feel right.- He's in with suspected angina, thinks he's going to drop dead any second.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- If it was a heart attack, you wouldn't be getting twinges. - It's nothing to do with you!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21You'd feel like one of Eddie Stobart's finest was sat on your chest.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Now, now, boys, come on. - Sorry, doc, but it's never-ending.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Do you need any help?- Serious? - Mm-hm.- Sort out the ECG for me.

0:10:28 > 0:10:33Sure, you just finish off your coffee, OK?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35I'll be with you in a minute.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38You really are my hero, d'you know that?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42You going to hold it against me all year?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Hold what against you? - You know what.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47No, you're mistaking me for a mind reader.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- I had no idea it was your van. - That's all right, then(!)

0:10:50 > 0:10:53- I was only having a laugh.- Tell it to the disciplinary hearing.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56You've reported me?! Oh, you're funny.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Coffee and painkillers? - What?

0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Isn't that your usual prescription to get through a day?- No.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Why don't you take five, ten minutes up on the roof,

0:11:06 > 0:11:08get your head nice and straight?

0:11:08 > 0:11:12My head is as straight as a... straight thing, thank you very much.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Really?- At least I don't look down my nose at the patients.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- What?- Look, I know you think Rachel Reid's some scummy chav,

0:11:19 > 0:11:24- but she's got just as much right to be here as anybody else.- Have I said anything to the contrary?

0:11:24 > 0:11:25I can hear it in your voice.

0:11:25 > 0:11:30Well, in that case, please accept my sincere apologies on behalf of all chavs everywhere.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35So you collapsed mid-performance?

0:11:35 > 0:11:38- You were due in for an angioplasty next week.- That's right.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41- So what were you doing onstage? - Dying on my arse.- Doctor Gold,

0:11:41 > 0:11:44could you explain to Mr Evans what his problem is, please?

0:11:44 > 0:11:48- What?- This is Mr Evans.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50He's our patient. You are a doctor.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52- Sorry, I, er... - What does the echo say?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Give us a second.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Right, you've suffered a... - A non-stemi.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Which is a mild heart attack. - You do surprise me. - Yes, this is your third?

0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Hat-trick.- Showbiz obviously doesn't agree with you.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11- We're barely on speaking terms. - Perhaps you should try stand up instead of hypnotism.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15We'll take you into theatre tomorrow to remove the clot and we'll put a stent in.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17That's one booking I daren't miss.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Doctor Gold!

0:12:23 > 0:12:26What's it like having the attention span of a brain-damaged fish?

0:12:26 > 0:12:30- Apologies.- Just start him off on GTN, heparin and oxygen.- Right.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34- You on the Creme de Menthe last night?- No.- So what's up with you?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Nothing.- Well, if you want to stay on my firm,

0:12:38 > 0:12:40you'd better buck your ideas up.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45- What song were you dancing to?- Eh? - When you fell?- I didn't fall.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47- Someone landed on me.- Oh, right.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51- Dancing Queen. - Can't beat a bit of Abba.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Really?- Not that I'm...- What? - A massive fan or anything.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh, thought you were going to say gay!

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Right, let's get you into theatre.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03You know after the operation? How long will I be in hospital?

0:13:03 > 0:13:07- Shouldn't be more than a couple of days.- But I'll be all right to get around?- You'll be on crutches.

0:13:07 > 0:13:12- That's what I mean.- You'll need plenty of rest.- But I could walk? - I wouldn't recommend it, no.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Can I borrow your phone?- I need you to sign this.- Please.- I can't.

0:13:15 > 0:13:20- Why not?- There are dozens of hungover patients...- Who said I was hungover? - Well, hats off to your constitution.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- He'll be doing his nut wondering where I am.- Just here.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- I'm already losing a day's pay! - Could you just sign, please?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29I'd be really grateful.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Just make it quick, OK?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Thanks, gorgeous.

0:13:39 > 0:13:44- You're the expert, but I'm sure I've had a heart attack.- All the symptoms point to angina and hopefully

0:13:44 > 0:13:48- we'll have you home in no time. - Home?! But I've only just got here!

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Why don't we wait for your blood tests to come back?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Where's Mr Douglas, anyway? - He is otherwise engaged.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57He's the only one that really knows my case. If I'm right,

0:13:57 > 0:14:01you know I've got a one in ten chance of dying on the ward?

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Who's been having a sneaky peek at the internet?

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Bet I know more about what goes on here than you do.- Quite possibly!

0:14:18 > 0:14:23- What?- I'll come back.- Sorry.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Can I do a liver function test on Rachel Reid, please?- Why?

0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Spotted a couple of things that bothered me.- Such as?

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Signs of palmar erythema, possible nail clubbing.

0:14:31 > 0:14:36- Didn't know you majored in haematology.- My PhD's in the post. - Seriously, I'm impressed.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- So can I do the test, then? - No.- Why not?

0:14:40 > 0:14:46You've got other patients to look after. If you're concerned, she can go to her GP and get a referral.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- She really needs...- I'll tell her, if you like.- No. No, thanks.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Finished?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01He sacked me.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05He's taken on someone else.

0:15:09 > 0:15:14- Have you signed the, er...? - I've got more important things to think about than a stupid operation.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31This is all her fault.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35- Who?- You try and be a friend to her.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39You try and look out for someone

0:15:39 > 0:15:42and all they do is take your time and your money.

0:15:44 > 0:15:49- Let's get you prepped for theatre.- OK.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52- What's that for? - Just some tests the doctor ordered.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54How come you let him diss you like that?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56I can handle him, thanks.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Anyone talked to me like that, I'd chew their face off.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02I'll bear that one in mind.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06- I don't mean you. - What d'you do for work, Rachel?

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Work's for losers.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Thank you very much(!)- Not being a nurse, that's a proper job.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15- Mm-hm.- I mean working for minimum wage in a scummy burger bar,

0:16:15 > 0:16:17getting felt up by your pervert boss.

0:16:17 > 0:16:22- Never thought about a "proper job" then?- Oh, aye, yeah, like that's going to happen.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- You never know. - I thought you were a laugh.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Don't turn into a social worker on me.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36- Happy New Year.- Let's hope so. - You text me?

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Yes, I've had a tip-off that the turnaround team

0:16:39 > 0:16:42have been planting various secret shoppers around the hospital.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Right. - Including one up on Darwin.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Why?- Obviously they want to make sure we're keeping Joseph Public happy before next week's decision.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Have you got any idea who could it be?- No.

0:16:52 > 0:16:57- Well, if I find out, I shall roll their questionnaire up and...- Actually,

0:16:57 > 0:17:00I would prefer it if you treat the current crop of patients

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- as if they were minor members of the Royal Family.- If you insist.

0:17:03 > 0:17:08I know it's utterly tedious, but I don't want to give them even a shred of an excuse to turn us down.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Understood.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11I knew it would be.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Gott nytt ar.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Happy new year.

0:17:24 > 0:17:29- Excellent.- So is this just a New Year's treat or...?

0:17:29 > 0:17:30No, no, first of many.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Good to know.

0:17:31 > 0:17:35Great to finally find someone I can form a proper partnership with.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36Yeah?

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Someone solid.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Solid?

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- MACHINE BEEPS - Her heart's in trouble. Damn.

0:17:43 > 0:17:48- Echo machine, please.- And could you page Cardiothoracics?- We don't know what the problem is yet.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52- Just in case.- I'm sure we can deal with this ourselves.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54KNOCK AT DOOR Come in.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57You wanted to see me.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01What's that?

0:18:01 > 0:18:05- Mr Evans's treatment sheets.- How much heparin did you prescribe him?

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- One milligram per kilo. - Look again.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14- It says ten.- You're trying to coin a new phrase?- Eh?

0:18:14 > 0:18:17"Blood is thinner than water."

0:18:17 > 0:18:19- I don't know how...- Luckily, one of the nurses spotted it.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23- Really?- Otherwise the guy could've bled to death.- I'm sorry.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24- What is wrong with you?- It's...

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Please don't.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31It's Annie.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Who?- My fiance.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38- Oh, God.- She broke it off with me! No reasons, nothing!

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Really?

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Look, look, I'll promise I'll try and concentrate.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48- Trying doesn't cut it with me. - No more mistakes, all right?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51You're starting to look like one big mistake.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59Are you going to put this on my record?

0:18:59 > 0:19:02- No.- So I can...

0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Just spend the rest of the day in the wet lab.- Right.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- You're no use to me in theatre like this anyway.- Thank you.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09You're welcome.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15It's not true what they say about you.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18You want to bet?

0:19:22 > 0:19:25PAGER BEEPS

0:19:27 > 0:19:31- It's a pericardial effusion. - Good job we paged Cardiothoracics.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- She just needs a centesis.- They'll be here shortly.- I can do it.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Think it's best we wait. - I thought you said I was leading in this operation.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41- You are.- So isn't it my decision to make?

0:19:41 > 0:19:45- What about the risk of...? - Perforation of the cardiac chambers, damage to the lung and liver?

0:19:45 > 0:19:50- I know all that.- Not to mention potential damage to the myocardium. - So can I do it or not?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54- You're the boss. - Introducer, please.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05- Just in time. - What seems to be the problem, ladies?

0:20:05 > 0:20:09Patient tamponading with an effusion of the pericardium.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13- You want to take over?- The Boy Wonder seems to be doing just fine.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Guide wire, please.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Thank you.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35- Done.- Nice work.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Drain, please.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41I guess this counts as a high-octane case down in bone-cruncher land(!)

0:20:41 > 0:20:45- Could you give her a once over soon as we're done, please?- My pleasure.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- OK, if I finish off? - Fill your boots.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58- Did you put Rachel Reid on 15-minute obs?- Yeah.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01You realise her core temp is up 1.2 degrees in the last 45 minutes?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03- Has it?- I said it shouldn't

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- go up more than one degree in an hour.- I know.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08You also know the risks... What's this?

0:21:08 > 0:21:12- Rachel's LFT results.- So that's what you've been doing.- Just read it.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18It takes 20 or 30 years to inflict this sort of damage.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20You still want to discharge her?

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- I can't say when you'll get your results.- Why not? - It's New Year's Day,

0:21:29 > 0:21:31things are a little slow round here.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35- Is that why you've been missing in action?- I have other patients. - Is he on your back again?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38- I beg your pardon?- Calm down, you'll have a real heart attack.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- That's enough.- You must have the patience of a saint.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43I would like to make an official complaint!

0:21:43 > 0:21:47- Ooh, I've just soiled myself. - No-one's making any complaints.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51D'you realise 15 to 30% of coronaries are caused by stress?

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- I should be due one any minute, then.- OK, gentlemen, do you mind

0:21:55 > 0:21:58if I steal Mr Douglas away for a second?

0:22:00 > 0:22:04- What are you gawping at?- I don't know, the label has fallen off.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08- You're kidding me.- No. - Any idea who?- None whatsoever.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12- Brilliant(!)- Look, you're going to have to put a smile on that face and keep it there.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15If you think I'm sucking up to the likes of that old woman...

0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Come on, please.- My head's banging as it is.- I AM your hero, remember?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21I could murder a cigarette!

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Hiya, it's me. there's no answer at the flat, where are you?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28D'you get your leg fixed?

0:22:29 > 0:22:32You won't believe where I am. text me.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:22:34 > 0:22:35What?

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Nurse McKee, could you please explain to Rachel

0:22:38 > 0:22:42what this particularly unattractive object is?

0:22:42 > 0:22:45It's a section of damaged liver.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Taken from the body of a dead wino.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52- So?- So that's where you're heading, soon,

0:22:52 > 0:22:57- if you don't give up the booze. - I don't have to listen to this.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Fine.- Where are you going? - For a pee.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03No-one wants you to give up immediately. There are people you can talk to.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07- I had all that at school. - At school?- From some fat cow who was an alky herself.

0:23:07 > 0:23:12- He's serious about the liver damage. - Who's side are you on?- Yours. - I thought you couldn't stand him.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Rachel, you need help.

0:23:16 > 0:23:21- Any joy?- Yeah, she's off to speak to AA right now(!)

0:23:21 > 0:23:23If she doesn't want our help, there's nothing we can do.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25You're all heart(!)

0:23:29 > 0:23:33- Tracey Dawes has got a PFO? - You haven't forgotten everything I taught you then?- No.

0:23:33 > 0:23:39- What's the news?- I need her in theatre today.- Right.- Can you sort out the transfer for me?- No problem.

0:23:39 > 0:23:43- Can you check the ankle over for me first?- Of course.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Would it be OK if I borrowed Valentine for Tracy Dawes's op?- Why?

0:23:49 > 0:23:53- I'm struggling for numbers. - How come?- Lost an F2 earlier.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Sacking or resignation?- No comment. - He's needed down here.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59- He knows the case inside out. - He's not a library book.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Good morning, Miss Mulligan, how's the shoulder?

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Just stamp the time you want him back on his forehead and I'll make sure he arrives in one piece.

0:24:06 > 0:24:11- I don't want him unsettled. - You're not putting your cocker spaniel into kennels for the weekend.

0:24:11 > 0:24:15Fine, take him. That settled down nicely.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Thanks. How are his carpentry skills getting along?

0:24:17 > 0:24:19You saw him leading in theatre this morning.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- I thought that was just the centesis. - No, he's ready for it.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Always nice when an idiot finds his village.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29- He's got a chance to make a mark down here.- Let's hope a trip upstairs doesn't turn his head.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33- I doubt it.- You think he's happy, do you?- I know he is.- With the hacksaws and the monkey wrenches?

0:24:33 > 0:24:36The progress he's made has been nothing short of astounding.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40Bit like praising Einstein for coming top of the remedial class.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43- Not to mention how well his research project's going.- What project?

0:24:43 > 0:24:46The one he started with you, on Darwin.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49It was inter-disciplinary, so he transferred it to my department. Excuse me.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58- I believe you're a man who can. - Can what?- Help cure a filthy little habit of mine.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02- Too much information, pal. - I woke up this morning with a gob like an ashtray and thought,

0:25:02 > 0:25:05- "Enough is enough."- Not another one. - Another what?

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Invertebrate looking for a quick fix.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12I just thought, you know, while you were here.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Come on.- I've had a heart attack. - Fair point.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19- Where's the respect?- I'll leave you in peace.- That's all I'm after.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Some acknowledgement that this is actually my job.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31- Is that respectful enough? - It's a start.

0:25:36 > 0:25:41Doctor? I just want to know whether it's angina or something worse.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42I'll be back.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Yes, Mr Cruickshank. Let's take a look.

0:25:47 > 0:25:52- Another operation?- You've been very lucky.- What?- We found a defect in an arterial wall of your heart.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Undetected, it could have been very dangerous.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59- How long will I be in here? - There's no reason why you won't make a full recovery in time.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03I haven't got time, I need to work.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07- You need to look after your health for now.- I've got a kid.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10- I'm sure you'll be able to get help with that.- From who?

0:26:11 > 0:26:16- There'll be other jobs.- What other jobs? I work in a chippie.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20Do you know how many people went for that interview? If I'm on the sick, I can't pay my rent.

0:26:20 > 0:26:25- Sorry, I didn't... - Haven't got a clue, have you?

0:26:25 > 0:26:29No... Probably not.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32You'll be in good hands on Darwin. The care's excellent up there.

0:26:32 > 0:26:33And Jac Naylor...

0:26:37 > 0:26:40..she's the best around, believe me.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44- What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite?- A ba-boom!

0:26:44 > 0:26:46A monkey with a stick of dynamite?

0:26:48 > 0:26:50- Dr Gold.- Yes?

0:26:50 > 0:26:55- Hello, Elliot Hope. - Oh, hey. I've heard a lot about you.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Not all of it bad, I hope.- No.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01You've just got back from the Ukraine.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Yes, yes.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07So, how are you finding life under Ms Naylor?

0:27:07 > 0:27:11- Doing my best to impress her, but... - She's a hard taskmaster.

0:27:11 > 0:27:17She's got high standards and I'm failing to live up to them.

0:27:17 > 0:27:22You know, when I was away, I heard a folk tale, it might help you.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Sounds fascinating.

0:27:23 > 0:27:28It's about the Zeidl the Faithful, who was this peasant.

0:27:28 > 0:27:32He was on his farm one day when the Lord came down from above

0:27:32 > 0:27:35and showed Zeidl this huge rock

0:27:35 > 0:27:42and said, "Zeidl, push against that rock with all your might until I order you to stop."

0:27:42 > 0:27:45So, Zeidl rolled up his sleeves,

0:27:45 > 0:27:48flexed his muscles - they weren't very big at that time -

0:27:48 > 0:27:51and started to push against the rock.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53he pushed and he pushed and he pushed.

0:27:53 > 0:27:58Years and years went by. Finally, Zeidl said,

0:27:58 > 0:28:03"Lord, I'm sorry. I've failed to move that rock even an inch."

0:28:03 > 0:28:10And God said, "I didn't ask you to MOVE the rock, just to push it."

0:28:10 > 0:28:13"Look at your muscles, you're stronger than all the other peasants.

0:28:13 > 0:28:17"This is the reward for your obedience."

0:28:18 > 0:28:23- So is the rock my fiance? - Sorry?

0:28:23 > 0:28:26- Ms Naylor told you what happened? - About what?

0:28:28 > 0:28:31Nothing. It doesn't matter.

0:28:31 > 0:28:35- So you do understand what I was saying about the...?- Absolutely.

0:28:35 > 0:28:36Good.

0:28:40 > 0:28:44Moskovskaya? I'll put it there.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47- I've enjoyed our little chat. - Me, too.

0:28:54 > 0:28:59Rachel, there's someone here who'd like a word with you.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02- Her name's Judith. - Word about what?

0:29:02 > 0:29:03Your drinking.

0:29:03 > 0:29:07- I told you to forget it. - I know you did.

0:29:07 > 0:29:10So you can tell Judith to get lost.

0:29:12 > 0:29:13What is wrong with you?

0:29:13 > 0:29:16Keep your beak out! I'm not some charity case.

0:29:16 > 0:29:19- I don't need your help! - Just talk to her.

0:29:19 > 0:29:22- No!- Do have you any idea how sick you really are?

0:29:22 > 0:29:25- I don't want to hear it. - Please, for me.

0:29:25 > 0:29:30- Why?- So it doesn't look like I've wasted her time.- Do you want me to tell you what I'm going to do?

0:29:30 > 0:29:33Go on, surprise me.

0:29:33 > 0:29:37- Cheers!- No chance! Rachel, give me it. Give it to me!

0:29:38 > 0:29:41- You stupid cow! - What's going on?

0:29:41 > 0:29:44- Nothing for you to worry about. - You think you can stop me?

0:29:44 > 0:29:46I booked a psych consult.

0:29:46 > 0:29:51This got alcohol in it? Mmm! Mmm! Lovely!

0:29:51 > 0:29:54You're making a fool of yourself, Rachel.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56- Stop it, just stop it. - Don't touch me!

0:29:57 > 0:30:01- You OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. I said, "I'm fine."

0:30:01 > 0:30:04I told you to leave me alone.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12- You ordered a consult without her consent? - I was trying to help her.

0:30:12 > 0:30:13Nice job.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16I'll go and get a dustpan and brush.

0:30:20 > 0:30:24Jac Naylor wants you to assist on Tracy Dawes's op.

0:30:24 > 0:30:25- Really?- Afraid so.

0:30:27 > 0:30:33- What d'you think? - I can spare you for an hour.- Right.

0:30:33 > 0:30:38- She's only short-staffed because she sacked her last F2 or he walked or...- Another one?

0:30:38 > 0:30:42- If she starts playing mind games, just ignore her.- I always do.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48- I like to think I'm a pretty reasonable guy.- Totally.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51But I can't have you pulling against me like you were in theatre.

0:30:51 > 0:30:56- No.- I let you lead because I respect you.- And I... - I need to feel it's reciprocated.

0:30:56 > 0:30:57It is.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00This is not CT and I am not Jac Naylor.

0:31:00 > 0:31:03She's got much better legs.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05Ready to fix another shoulder?

0:31:05 > 0:31:08As I'll ever be.

0:31:08 > 0:31:09Good man.

0:31:23 > 0:31:27- Right, see what we've got here. Ready?- Yeah.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29One, two, three...

0:31:29 > 0:31:34Good work, partner. Broad arm sling and get him into recovery please.

0:31:47 > 0:31:50OK, look, I admit I got it wrong.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Got what wrong?

0:31:52 > 0:31:55Will you have another go talking to her?

0:31:55 > 0:31:57What makes you think she'll listen?

0:31:57 > 0:32:01- Throw a few horror stories her way. - More horrific than this?- Please.

0:32:04 > 0:32:05I'll think about it.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07Thanks.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13- I'll think about it.- Thanks.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23You're at the bottom of the steps now.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25The sun feels warm on your face.

0:32:25 > 0:32:30You can feel the sand under your feet.

0:32:30 > 0:32:35You want to rest. You want to sleep.

0:32:35 > 0:32:39Your eyes slowly close. That's it.

0:32:39 > 0:32:43Sleep... Sleep.

0:32:47 > 0:32:55- Is he..?- Yeah. - Can he hear us?- No.- OK. So what happens now, then?

0:32:55 > 0:32:58I crawl into his subconscious and make him give up fags.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Right.

0:33:00 > 0:33:04Can you ask him to do something else while you're there?

0:33:04 > 0:33:09- Are you taking the..? - No, no. Please?- What?

0:33:09 > 0:33:12SHE WHISPERS

0:33:12 > 0:33:14So what d'you think?

0:33:14 > 0:33:1620 quid.

0:33:19 > 0:33:25- Sorry. I've got a bit of a temper on me.- Never(!)

0:33:26 > 0:33:30- Can't stand being told what to do. - Who can?

0:33:32 > 0:33:37Rachel, I wanted to clarify the implications of end-stage liver disease with you.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39I don't want to see any more stuff in jars.

0:33:39 > 0:33:44You realise it's the point at which the liver finally loses its regenerative powers,

0:33:44 > 0:33:47leaving either transplant or death as your two remaining options.

0:33:47 > 0:33:51I take it you're still not interested in counselling of any kind?

0:33:51 > 0:33:57- No.- If you change your mind but feel you're not capable of curtailing your drinking,

0:33:57 > 0:33:58there is another option.

0:33:58 > 0:34:03A colleague of mine is conducting clinical trials on an anti-alcohol stomach implant.

0:34:03 > 0:34:07- What?- It's not yet licensed in the UK, but he's already got a number of patients.

0:34:07 > 0:34:11I've just spoken to him and he's willing to come and talk to you about signing up.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14- A stomach implant? - What, like an operation?

0:34:14 > 0:34:16It would involve minor abdominal surgery, yeah.

0:34:16 > 0:34:19- You are actually mental, aren't you? - I wanted to make sure you're aware...

0:34:19 > 0:34:22Think I'm going to let you lot slice me open?

0:34:22 > 0:34:27- Not against your will, obviously. - As if!- Shall I take that as a no? - Yeah.- Fine.

0:34:27 > 0:34:32- What was that? Clinical trials? - Do you know Guy Forster?- Who?

0:34:32 > 0:34:35- Guy Forster, hepatology.- Never heard of him.- He's a fellow Fellow.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38- Oh, he's in the club. - The implant trial is his baby.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40I thought you'd try and scare her into counselling.

0:34:40 > 0:34:44- I wanted to offer an alternative. - Why?- You asked me to help.

0:34:44 > 0:34:46Help your mate and his project?

0:34:46 > 0:34:49Until she decides to make changes, it's all academic anyway.

0:34:51 > 0:34:55I know how frightening any kind of chest pain must be, but I promise you,

0:34:55 > 0:34:58angina is completely manageable with the right medication.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00and I tell you another thing.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02Once you're home, if you're worried about anything,

0:35:02 > 0:35:06and I mean anything, just can call me for a chinwag.

0:35:08 > 0:35:12- That's much appreciated, Doctor. - Call me Greg.- Thank you, Greg.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14My pleasure, Martin. my pleasure.

0:35:21 > 0:35:24Orange juice, please.

0:35:28 > 0:35:33Soon as Rachel Reid's temperature is back to normal, I think we should discharge her.

0:35:33 > 0:35:35- Well, I think we should keep her in overnight.- We need the bed.

0:35:35 > 0:35:39- Under observation.- No.- Exposure. - Yeah, right(!)

0:35:39 > 0:35:43- I really just want to make sure... - We're not Social Services. - Yeah, I know that.- Sorry.

0:35:51 > 0:35:54- I'll get that.- There's no need.

0:35:56 > 0:35:57There you go.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00- Thank you very much. How kind. - Got me to thank for that.

0:36:00 > 0:36:06- I beg your pardon?- Forget it. - That is one unpleasant little man.

0:36:06 > 0:36:11- Should have told him to wring your neck.- What did he say? - Hey, Doc...

0:36:11 > 0:36:13- Yeah?- I don't feel very...

0:36:16 > 0:36:19- Sahira!- Crash team, now!

0:36:25 > 0:36:28Rachel, are you decent?

0:36:36 > 0:36:37Rachel!

0:36:37 > 0:36:40Charge to one hundred.

0:36:42 > 0:36:43Clear.

0:36:48 > 0:36:49Charge again.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56Well done. Congratulations(!)

0:36:56 > 0:36:58That doesn't sound promising.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01- She's gone.- Who?- Rachel.- Where?

0:37:01 > 0:37:03- I've no idea.- Are you sure she's...

0:37:03 > 0:37:05You scared her away with all that implant crap.

0:37:05 > 0:37:06You are aware we're in public?

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- I could have got through to her in the end.- No, you couldn't.

0:37:09 > 0:37:13How d'you know that? Oh, because you're a Fellow and a genius and...

0:37:13 > 0:37:14A black belt at karate, yep.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16We could have helped her, Luke.

0:37:16 > 0:37:19The state you were in this morning, you could barely help yourself.

0:37:19 > 0:37:20What?

0:37:21 > 0:37:22Forget it.

0:37:22 > 0:37:25No, no, go on.

0:37:25 > 0:37:29Well, it's not ideal when the patients can still smell booze on your breath.

0:37:29 > 0:37:30Oh, wow.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32SHE LAUGHS

0:37:32 > 0:37:34That's what this is all about, isn't it?

0:37:34 > 0:37:37You don't like the way that I run my life.

0:37:37 > 0:37:38Unless it affects your work...

0:37:38 > 0:37:40But there is NOTHING that you can do about it.

0:37:40 > 0:37:43You could spend your evenings superglueing kittens to bicycles, for all I care.

0:37:43 > 0:37:45So you decided to it out on Rachel instead,

0:37:45 > 0:37:48just because you spent New Year's Eve with your nose buried in a book...

0:37:48 > 0:37:51Actually, you interrupted a particularly filthy orgy.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53- ..while the rest of us were out there living. - Or in Rachel Reid's case - dying.

0:37:53 > 0:37:54I'm talking about me now.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56If the cap fits... What are you so afraid of, Luke?

0:37:56 > 0:37:58- Afraid of?- I really want to know.

0:37:58 > 0:37:59False teeth...

0:37:59 > 0:38:01Cos it might help me understand

0:38:01 > 0:38:04why you are such an uptight, arrogant arse.

0:38:07 > 0:38:08Good luck with that.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Charge again...and clear.

0:38:19 > 0:38:20BEEPING

0:38:20 > 0:38:22Charge to 360.

0:38:24 > 0:38:26Stand clear.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30BEEPING

0:38:32 > 0:38:33He's gone.

0:38:35 > 0:38:41He had three heart attacks. We had to wait for the CABG, you can't predict these things.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50We'll be taking you up to Darwin soon.

0:38:50 > 0:38:51Yeah?

0:38:51 > 0:38:53I'll be assisting in theatre, so you'll have a familiar face.

0:38:53 > 0:38:54Good.

0:38:57 > 0:38:58Are you OK?

0:39:00 > 0:39:01I'm having a ball(!)

0:39:01 > 0:39:03Who's this?

0:39:03 > 0:39:04She's the reason I'm in this mess.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06It was an accident.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08- Have you been back to the flat?- No.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13I'll give you a minute.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18- What happened to your shoes? - What's with all the wires?

0:39:18 > 0:39:21I can't believe it's taken you till now to visit me.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23I tried, but... Been with that lad all night?

0:39:23 > 0:39:25- No.- Your neck says different.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27Been in hospital myself, actually.

0:39:27 > 0:39:28What?

0:39:28 > 0:39:30With exposure. I nearly froze to death.

0:39:30 > 0:39:31Yeah, right(!)

0:39:31 > 0:39:33Looking for you and then I fell over and...

0:39:35 > 0:39:36Well, I'm fine now, anyway.

0:39:38 > 0:39:42I got the sack, cos I didn't turn up for work this morning.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45Did you tell him what happened?

0:39:45 > 0:39:46He didn't care.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49- He can't just sack you. - He already has.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51- The miserable... - Why did you have to get so ratted?

0:39:51 > 0:39:52It's not my fault your boss is a tosser.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54This would never have happened.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58- He can't just sack you. - Well, he has.

0:39:59 > 0:40:00I've no money now.

0:40:00 > 0:40:01You need to get that job back.

0:40:01 > 0:40:03What are you talking about?

0:40:03 > 0:40:05- You need to go down there and persuade him.- I can't.

0:40:05 > 0:40:06- Why not?- I'm not very well.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08- I'll take you.- No.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11- I'll look after you.- He wouldn't change his mind, anyway.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13We go back, get you clothes and I'll have you back here in an hour.

0:40:13 > 0:40:14Please, Rach.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16- Quicker than an ambulance. - I don't want to.

0:40:16 > 0:40:20- What will we do for money, otherwise?- I don't know.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22- These just peel off.- Get off!

0:40:22 > 0:40:24Do you want us to get evicted?

0:40:25 > 0:40:27No.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29Well, then.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31We've got no choice.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37I'll get you a wheelchair.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43- Doctor.- Yes, Martin.

0:40:43 > 0:40:47- How long is that cadaver going to be lying there?- The porter's taking him away now.- Good.

0:40:47 > 0:40:48It's giving me the willies.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51Any chance of showing a little respect for the dead?

0:40:51 > 0:40:53He didn't show much respect for me.

0:40:53 > 0:40:55- Yeah. Even so...- Fair point.

0:40:55 > 0:40:59- Oh, pen's run out.- Here, have mine.

0:41:02 > 0:41:04- Gasping for a cuppa.- Milk and sugar?

0:41:04 > 0:41:06A patient dies and all you're bothered about is tea?

0:41:06 > 0:41:08Don't speak to him like that.

0:41:17 > 0:41:18Where are you going?

0:41:18 > 0:41:20None of your business.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22- What are you playing at? - Getting out of here.

0:41:22 > 0:41:25- Neither of you are in a fit state to go anywhere.- We're fine.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28- Come back to the ward, Rachel. - For another lecture?- No.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30We need to get there before he knocks off.

0:41:30 > 0:41:32- Going back down the pub? - What do you know?

0:41:32 > 0:41:33- Has she told you her news?- Shut up!

0:41:33 > 0:41:35- She's heading for liver failure. - Ignore her.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37- The doctor said the next drink could kill her.- What?

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Is there something wrong with you?

0:41:39 > 0:41:41- Rachel?- Take no notice of her.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43- If you're any kind of friend, tell her to stop now.- I'm not.

0:41:43 > 0:41:44What?

0:41:44 > 0:41:46I'm her...

0:41:46 > 0:41:48- Mum!- Mum?

0:41:49 > 0:41:52- What's up with her?- Can we get some help here, please?- What's going on?

0:41:52 > 0:41:59When Rod Evans put you in a trance, I asked him to make you treat Martin like royalty.

0:41:59 > 0:42:03Now he's dead and you're still under hypnosis. I am so sorry.

0:42:03 > 0:42:07- Unless it never worked in the first place.- What?

0:42:07 > 0:42:10You naughty girl.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13You are evil, Greg Douglas. Pure evil.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15I'll take that as a compliment.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19She never said she needed a heart operation.

0:42:19 > 0:42:20Well, she does.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23I wouldn't have taken her out if I'd known.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25So you're her daughter?

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Yeah.

0:42:27 > 0:42:28Will she be OK?

0:42:30 > 0:42:34I don't know. Let's go.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48- Rachel.- I want that operation.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50- What?- The implant. I want it.

0:42:50 > 0:42:51- You can't.- My mum needs me.

0:42:51 > 0:42:53When I said "sort yourself out", I didn't mean...

0:42:53 > 0:42:56- Are you sure this isn't just a knee-jerk response?- Will you do it?

0:42:56 > 0:42:58- I'll have to speak to my colleague. - Phone him now.

0:42:58 > 0:43:01- They're just using you, Rachel. - I don't care.- You need counselling.

0:43:01 > 0:43:04I just need it in me today, so I can stop.

0:43:04 > 0:43:08- I didn't say it could be today. - What?- These things can take months to set up.

0:43:08 > 0:43:10I can't wait months.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12I'll go back on the vodka, I know I will.

0:43:12 > 0:43:13My hands are tied.

0:43:13 > 0:43:17- What about my mum?- You're wasting your time, Rachel, he won't listen.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19I can't do it on my own.

0:43:19 > 0:43:21- Which is why you need proper help. - I'm begging you.

0:43:21 > 0:43:24The sooner we set this up, the sooner you'll be able to...

0:43:24 > 0:43:27No... There's no point.

0:43:31 > 0:43:32HE SIGHS

0:43:32 > 0:43:35- You love this, don't you?- Hmm? - Playing God.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38- It's just like a big game of chess to you.- Call me Boris Spassky.

0:43:38 > 0:43:40What d'you know about any of it, anyway?

0:43:40 > 0:43:44You don't live in the real world, you don't even drink.

0:43:46 > 0:43:48Or is that it?

0:43:48 > 0:43:53You've got a problem with booze because you're an ex-alkie.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55I'm right, aren't I?

0:44:03 > 0:44:06Ideally, we'd go to bypass, remove the clot and stitch the PFO,

0:44:06 > 0:44:09but that could exacerbate the TIA, so what's our alternative?

0:44:09 > 0:44:10Just give me a second.

0:44:10 > 0:44:13- Try something old school.- Like what?

0:44:14 > 0:44:15Come on.

0:44:19 > 0:44:21Not an inflow occlusion?

0:44:21 > 0:44:22Now you're talking.

0:44:22 > 0:44:24That's so old school it's practically medieval.

0:44:24 > 0:44:27It's a once in a lifetime chance to have a crack at a classic.

0:44:27 > 0:44:30- Yes, but we'd only have a three-minute window.- So?

0:44:33 > 0:44:34Never seen one up close before.

0:44:34 > 0:44:41IVC clamp, SVC clamp, open right atrium, clot out, stitch the PFO.

0:44:41 > 0:44:44- What could be easier?- Great.

0:44:44 > 0:44:46Get on with it, then.

0:44:46 > 0:44:47Sorry?

0:44:47 > 0:44:50You're going to lead.

0:44:50 > 0:44:51Really?

0:44:51 > 0:44:56- You just led in Keller, didn't you? - Yes, but...- But what?- Nothing.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58- Or was that just Mickey Mouse surgery?- No.

0:44:58 > 0:44:59Whereas this is the real deal. This is life and death.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05Fine, I'll lead.

0:45:05 > 0:45:08Just remember, once you're in, three minutes, not a second longer.

0:45:11 > 0:45:12- OK.- Ready?

0:45:12 > 0:45:14As I'll ever be.

0:45:16 > 0:45:17Start the clock.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19Bag her, 100% oxygen and give her half the dose of heparin.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25HE EXHALES PAINFULLY

0:45:29 > 0:45:33Martin? Martin?!

0:45:35 > 0:45:36The clot's out.

0:45:36 > 0:45:39Yes. I can see that. Quickly with the Cooley clamp.

0:45:49 > 0:45:51OK, take out the IVC clamp.

0:45:53 > 0:45:55- Damn.- What's the problem?

0:45:55 > 0:45:57Must be some tear in the atrium.

0:45:57 > 0:45:58Solution?

0:45:58 > 0:46:02- Erm...I can't put the IVC back in. - I didn't ask what you can't do.

0:46:02 > 0:46:03Erm...

0:46:03 > 0:46:05Think, Ollie, come on.

0:46:12 > 0:46:15- What about a Blalock clamp? - Brilliant. Right, Blalock clamp.

0:46:19 > 0:46:20We're running out of time here. Quickly.

0:46:23 > 0:46:27Take off SVC clamp. Slowly, slowly, slowly.

0:46:33 > 0:46:35Stop the clock.

0:46:36 > 0:46:37No bleed.

0:46:42 > 0:46:43Atta boy.

0:46:46 > 0:46:47Three-oh prolene, please.

0:46:58 > 0:47:01- I'll take over now.- Course.

0:47:01 > 0:47:03Enjoy that?

0:47:03 > 0:47:05What do you think?

0:47:06 > 0:47:09Your lord and master's been on asking when I'm sending you back to Keller.

0:47:09 > 0:47:11- You better get down there.- Yeah.

0:47:11 > 0:47:13- He's obviously pining for you.- Right.

0:47:13 > 0:47:17You know, I might have been a bit hard on you orthopods.

0:47:17 > 0:47:20Let's face it, he's handed you La Dolce Vita on a plate.

0:47:20 > 0:47:22I mean, up here, it's all life or death stuff,

0:47:22 > 0:47:25split-second decisions, breaking bad news.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28All that stress, you're never far from a heart attack yourself.

0:47:28 > 0:47:30No.

0:47:30 > 0:47:32But you and Danny Boy, you've got it sussed.

0:47:32 > 0:47:35You get people walking again and send them home with a smile on their face.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37Then, off to the golf course for 18 holes and a round of shandies.

0:47:37 > 0:47:40Since you put it like that...

0:47:40 > 0:47:41Truth be told, I envy you.

0:47:46 > 0:47:48See you around then.

0:47:50 > 0:47:51Not if I see you first.

0:47:52 > 0:47:55- Looks like it was another angina attack.- Are you sure?

0:47:55 > 0:47:56The spray's done the trick, so...

0:47:56 > 0:47:59- Definitely not a heart attack? - Not even a murmur.

0:47:59 > 0:48:02I thought I was joining that obnoxious sod at the Pearly Gates.

0:48:02 > 0:48:04We did tell you to stay in bed.

0:48:04 > 0:48:07- I was told to go and get my own tea. - No harm done, eh?

0:48:09 > 0:48:11I think I'd like to be left alone now, please.

0:48:11 > 0:48:16- What are you scribbling in that little book of yours?- It's private.

0:48:21 > 0:48:23I hope he's not the shopper.

0:48:23 > 0:48:25Dark Lord, 12 o'clock.

0:48:25 > 0:48:27Identified our spy in the camp yet?

0:48:27 > 0:48:28No.

0:48:28 > 0:48:30Don't worry, we've buttered them all up like prize turkeys.

0:48:30 > 0:48:33I hope you've been leading the charm offensive.

0:48:33 > 0:48:34It's a team effort.

0:48:34 > 0:48:36The old pincer movement.

0:48:36 > 0:48:39- So everyone's happy?- As Larry. - Let's keep it that way.- Sure.

0:48:42 > 0:48:43You're a better liar than I thought.

0:48:46 > 0:48:47She was 37 last week.

0:48:49 > 0:48:51You know she's never been on a plane?

0:48:54 > 0:48:59Never had a job that paid more than a few quid an hour.

0:48:59 > 0:49:02She's never had a fellow that could be arsed to stick around.

0:49:04 > 0:49:07And she's been lumbered with me ruining her life since she was 13.

0:49:11 > 0:49:13I hate the way she just keeps going...

0:49:15 > 0:49:20..like some stupid toy that, when you knock down, it just keeps bouncing back up.

0:49:22 > 0:49:23That's not living.

0:49:28 > 0:49:33I watch her sometimes and I think, "Please don't let me turn into that."

0:49:36 > 0:49:38Look at her poor face.

0:49:40 > 0:49:43Your mum's had a major heart surgery

0:49:43 > 0:49:46and she's going to need a lot of help from now on, Rachel.

0:49:49 > 0:49:52- Naylor out of theatre yet?- Not sure.

0:49:52 > 0:49:57No next of kin on the hypnotist's paperwork. Thought I'd better look for a number in his stuff.

0:49:57 > 0:49:59- Wonder what he's writing now.- Who?

0:49:59 > 0:50:02Mr Cruickshank.

0:50:04 > 0:50:05You are kidding me.

0:50:05 > 0:50:07What?

0:50:08 > 0:50:10This belongs to Rod Evans.

0:50:13 > 0:50:14- No.- Yes.

0:50:14 > 0:50:15But...

0:50:15 > 0:50:17- It was the dead man what done it. - What about?

0:50:17 > 0:50:20HE SNORES

0:50:23 > 0:50:25Where are you going?

0:50:50 > 0:50:52Just need to...borrow a few quid.

0:50:55 > 0:50:56I'll pay you back.

0:51:15 > 0:51:17- Oh!- What?

0:51:17 > 0:51:19They're drawings of me and you.

0:51:19 > 0:51:21What kind of drawings?

0:51:21 > 0:51:23Inappropriate ones.

0:51:23 > 0:51:25- OK, let me have a look.- No. - Let me have a look.

0:51:27 > 0:51:30Where? Where? It's just a shopping list.

0:51:31 > 0:51:322-0.

0:51:35 > 0:51:37PHONE RINGS

0:51:37 > 0:51:43AAU... OK, yeah, I'm on my way.

0:51:43 > 0:51:47I'm sorry, Mum, I'm so sorry.

0:51:49 > 0:51:50Get off!!

0:51:52 > 0:51:53It's all right, I've got it.

0:51:53 > 0:51:56RACHEL SOBS

0:51:58 > 0:51:59Oh, Rachel.

0:51:59 > 0:52:04I'm going to stop, I promise. I'm going to look after her.

0:52:07 > 0:52:08Good girl.

0:52:18 > 0:52:19How'd it go?

0:52:19 > 0:52:20Fine. She's up on Darwin HDU.

0:52:20 > 0:52:24- Ms Naylor welcome you back with open arms, did she?- Something like that.

0:52:24 > 0:52:27I was going to nip down to physio, push a few weights, if you fancy it?

0:52:27 > 0:52:30- No, thanks.- Right, then.

0:52:30 > 0:52:32- Dan.- Yeah?

0:52:35 > 0:52:40What happened up there? She got to you, didn't she?

0:52:40 > 0:52:42I want a transfer back.

0:52:42 > 0:52:44- What?- I'm sorry.

0:52:44 > 0:52:45Just like that, no discussion?

0:52:45 > 0:52:47- It's where I belong.- I disagree.

0:52:47 > 0:52:48- I knew you would.- You have a gift.

0:52:48 > 0:52:51For CT.

0:52:52 > 0:52:54If you jump ship, that's it.

0:52:54 > 0:52:56You understand?

0:53:03 > 0:53:05You're wrong, you know.

0:53:05 > 0:53:09I may be many things, but one thing I've never been is an alcoholic.

0:53:09 > 0:53:12Well, never trust a teetotaller, that's what my dad always said.

0:53:12 > 0:53:16- Why are you so threatened by the fact that I don't drink? - I'm not threatened.

0:53:16 > 0:53:18- All right, irritated. - I don't like Puritans.

0:53:18 > 0:53:22You really need to stop projecting the anxieties you have about your own lifestyle choices onto me.

0:53:22 > 0:53:24Spare me the psych consult, yeah?

0:53:24 > 0:53:28- The same goes for your inverted snobbery about my education. - Don't know what you mean.

0:53:28 > 0:53:32- You've got a chip on your shoulder the size of Birkenhead. - Actually, I'm from Yorkshire.

0:53:32 > 0:53:35Your provenance not withstanding, don't speak to me like that again.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43OK, cards on the table. The occlusion sold it to me.

0:53:43 > 0:53:46I'm a CT man, not a joints man. I want back in.

0:53:47 > 0:53:50I want to come back to you.

0:53:51 > 0:53:52Oh, how sweet.

0:53:54 > 0:53:55Sorry.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58I thought you're an F2 down.

0:53:58 > 0:54:00Whatever gave you that idea?

0:54:05 > 0:54:06How's the research project going?

0:54:08 > 0:54:10- Well... - Could it still be refocused on CT?

0:54:12 > 0:54:14I don't see why not.

0:54:17 > 0:54:18Mr Gold.

0:54:20 > 0:54:24On reflection, I don't think our relationship is going to work out.

0:54:24 > 0:54:26What? Why?

0:54:26 > 0:54:29I just can't shake the image of you crying like a little girl.

0:54:29 > 0:54:32I'll make sure you're matched up with a more sensitive mentor.

0:54:37 > 0:54:38There was no need for that.

0:54:38 > 0:54:41- Oh, you don't want the job? Fine, I'll go and get him.- No.

0:54:44 > 0:54:45No.

0:54:45 > 0:54:47Well, that's all right, then.

0:54:58 > 0:55:01Have you ever lost a patient on New Year's Day before?

0:55:01 > 0:55:04He's down on Jac Naylor's scorecard, not ours.

0:55:04 > 0:55:06But it's a bad start.

0:55:06 > 0:55:08Things can only get better.

0:55:11 > 0:55:13Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

0:55:13 > 0:55:15Depends what you're thinking.

0:55:25 > 0:55:26Hemingway!

0:55:27 > 0:55:28That's my name.

0:55:31 > 0:55:33Look, this isn't working, is it?

0:55:33 > 0:55:35- What isn't working?- Me and you.

0:55:35 > 0:55:36Is there a me and you?

0:55:36 > 0:55:38One of us has got to go.

0:55:38 > 0:55:39Have they?

0:55:39 > 0:55:41And it ain't going to be the intellectual,

0:55:41 > 0:55:43well-connected Fellow, is it?

0:55:43 > 0:55:44Really?

0:55:44 > 0:55:45I've got a week's holiday coming up.

0:55:45 > 0:55:52When I get back, I'll ask to be transferred to a different ward.

0:55:52 > 0:55:54Playing the martyr card?

0:55:54 > 0:55:56No, I just... I can't stand any more of...

0:55:59 > 0:56:00..of you.

0:56:00 > 0:56:03Say what you mean, why don't you(?)

0:56:03 > 0:56:04I'm sure the feeling is very, very mutual.

0:56:04 > 0:56:07Is it?

0:56:10 > 0:56:11So, we're agreed then?

0:56:11 > 0:56:14Well, if that's how you feel.

0:56:15 > 0:56:19- Yeah, it is. - Well, there's nothing else to say.

0:56:20 > 0:56:21No.

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