0:00:39 > 0:00:44I can announce that Holby City now has Foundation trust in its title.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Indy's been taken ill at nursery. I have to pick him up.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- Please! I'll be there and back in 20 minutes.- 20 minutes, that's it, go.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53It's not ideal when a patient can still smell booze on your breath.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56You're such an uptight arrogant arse!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Eight car RTA. East Circular.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Two chest traumas for CTU. Where's Sahira?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05I'm going to ask to be transferred to a different ward.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Well, there's nothing else to say.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- I thought your son was on the table! - And I said I'm sorry!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11You stupid woman, I thought you were...!
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Yes, look it was a mistake, OK? A mistake.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- I've apologised! Can we just, please, forget it?- Sahira?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26You know what? Get lost.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I am fed up of this.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30They're on to you, mate.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Other things on your mind?
0:01:36 > 0:01:41So I've been two days off the booze. I ate a salad. I looked at a gym on the internet.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46Is that what they call detox? So Keller was just crazy-talk then?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Just waiting for HR to pull their finger out.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- Then sayonara, Dr Freakenstein. Morning!- Incoming.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I'm on it. See? See how chilled out I am?
0:01:56 > 0:02:01- MONITOR BEEPS - That didn't get sent out to maintenance, then?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Just following orders.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07I thought you'd...stropped off to Keller?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13He's not so bad...
0:02:13 > 0:02:15OK. He's terrible. He's the devil.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20- Kelly Singh, please. - That's why we need your sensitive, touchy-feely personality here.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Do HR actually do any work?
0:02:22 > 0:02:26SLAMMING AND BANGING
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Well I'm off the fags. What's your excuse?- Sorry?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Seem a bit...- I'm fine. - Hand them over then.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- I promise you they're accurate. - Fine tooth comb, Olly.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Greg, if this outpatient turns up,
0:02:39 > 0:02:41tell her punctuality is next to godliness.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Which is just one rung below Consultant.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47If you've botched this research, arses will be kicked.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Sexual tension, so obvious.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Them. I'm kidding. - Not funny.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59C'mon. Stop blanking me.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- I'm not! - Yes you are. What's happened?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Do you really want to know? I mean REALLY want to know?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10OK! Fine! I picked up the wrong buggyboard at nursery
0:03:10 > 0:03:13and now this stupid cow who's child is the ugliest thug
0:03:13 > 0:03:16you've ever seen, is basically accusing me of theft.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21I just got confused because our old one was red and...
0:03:21 > 0:03:23You're bored!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- No, I just thought it was a home thing.- Home?
0:03:26 > 0:03:30No, that's all fine.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37- MONITOR BEEPS He's out of it, I tried but... - Breathing, but not conscious.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Gently, please. - How did he fall?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- On the curb.- Let's give him some space, thank you.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Are you the sister?- Yup. What happened?- I just don't know.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- Normally, they get up after it's worn off.- I mean why did you taser him?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51He was off his face with a knife. It was a nightmare.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53We can take it from here, thank you.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Who's the point of contact? - We're all gonna stay, I think.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Sorry, but too many police, it freaks out my patients.- Please.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03My guys are in bits. Give us a break yeah?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Fine. But we're running this now, OK?
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Have we come in on a Saturday? Or did they all just die over New Year?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Lost property for Naylor.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27- Mum got confused on the ring road. Bit teary.- Ah, they're in luck, we're quiet.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33You OK? Good...Christmas?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Yes, thank you. You?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Yeah good. You want to go for drink later or something. Catch up?- No.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- I've got squash. Ladder match. - Some other time?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Is that my 9 o'clock? - Yep, be nice.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47You'll have to be nice. As of now it's my research day.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- Good... Christmas?! - Everyone knows then?
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- I could've told him Chrissie Williams was a right old... - No wonder he's fronting out.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Guys, he has a right to some privacy.- Ha!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00There are no secrets at Holby, are there?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Mrs O'Connor, is it? And your daughter Frances?
0:05:07 > 0:05:12- I'm very sorry we're so late. Have we missed it? - I'll make you a space. Galway is it?
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Portumna. It's all just so confusing.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Do you know there's not even a sign outside this place?
0:05:19 > 0:05:23No grand unveiling.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Evolution not revolution. No need for ceremony.
0:05:26 > 0:05:31I see that you've cancelled the Consultants' routine conference.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- They're an ineffective talking shop. - Rather short notice.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Why meet unless there's an agenda? - I don't know.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Perhaps to explain how are you intend to balance the books this year?
0:05:41 > 0:05:45A drip-feed of a complex strategy is not appropriate.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47We need some candour. It's a simple question.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50How do you plan to save money? Which departments are affected?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Everything is on the table at the moment.- Talk to us, Henrik.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Don't make this any harder than it needs to be.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01I won't be press-ganged. Not by you, not by anyone.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09ECG?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Yup. Query cardiac murmur.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Whack on the head? - Don't think so, no.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15No bruising or evidence of trauma to the head.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Just the 50,000 volts then.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Order a tox screen.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Yeah, teen in a hoodie. no other possible explanation, right?
0:06:23 > 0:06:28- The murmur could be OD related. They did say he was... - Off his face with a knife, yeah.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- Any reason not to take that at face manner?- There's no track marks?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Doesn't rule out ketamine, speed, cocaine, ecstasy.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Or a diabetic coma or stroke. Or the 50,000 volts?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41The most obvious explanations are usually right.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44When are you off to Keller?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- SHE SIGHS - Look at him, he's 16. Does this not bother you?
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Yeah. No more than usual.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57I've worked it out. He's actually a robot.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- C'mon. The doctor's waiting. - It's fine, no hurry.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06C'mon. She's been doing this for a week.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Will you come and talk to the doctor!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11So, we're doing one of these hmm?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Heart check. We've been referred from...
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Wyvern South.- Wyvern?
0:07:16 > 0:07:22- It's a special hospital. You know. - Oh, I see.- There you go, good girl.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Good to meet you, Frances. - Thank you for fitting us in.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- She gets very upset. Don't you? - I'm OK.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- But they think there's something up with your heart?- No.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33They want to know there isn't. So she can have the treatment.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35You know, for getting upset.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- I see. Is that the medication Frances?- It's not, no.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Not medication. We've done medication! Medication isn't enough!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46So she can have the electric, you know...
0:07:46 > 0:07:50ECT. Right. I would like to speak to them.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Oh, please, could we not just get on with it?!
0:07:53 > 0:07:57We've been up since four. I'm 76!
0:07:57 > 0:08:03Absolutely. But it's just not something I've dealt with before.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06If you just bear with me for one second.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16OK, no mum or home.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20So... Ash or Rance? What do we reckon?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- Are we certain it's his phone? - Why, cos all teenagers are thieves?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Street's still with you is it Eddi?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- He's still not woken up?- Nope, we're keeping him under observation.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Waiting for some test results. - Did you contact the family?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36We rang the mum but she's too busy to come in.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- You did tell her he was unconscious, right?- That's chav-land for you.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- That a technical term?- Put it this way. We have records on him, even if you don't.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- How long will the tox screen be? - Can take hours.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Can you push them? I know sisters have ways.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54Yeah, but when they come back, we still need to keep them confidential. You know that.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I know. I'm just looking for some help.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59You're gonna have to spell that one out.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- I just wanna know what happened. - Isn't there an independent investigation?
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Only if they die, apparently. Sorry, I checked.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09That won't happen, will it? He'll wake up, won't he?
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- You guys'll sort it.- I don't know. You tell me. What normally happens when you taser a kid?
0:09:13 > 0:09:17- Is that some kind of accusation?- No. I'm just really surprised that four policeman can't
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- take down a teenager any other way. - What d'you suggest? Ask nicely?!
0:09:20 > 0:09:25- That's not what I'm saying.- You get knife wounds in here, don't you?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I guess, you'd have disarmed him with your razor sharp wit.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30This isn't right, OK?
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Yes, restrain him if he's getting larey, but you know...- What?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Death penalty? Really?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Go on then. Say something sarcastic.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I don't think it'll come to that.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45But if it does, it's not clear to me that it's their fault.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47So, this is just a slap on the wrists then, yeah?
0:09:47 > 0:09:52- Now who's being sarcastic? Do you know the extension for Darwin? - I'll deal with it.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- A psyche unit needs to do ECT. Need us to OK it, heart-wise.- OK. And?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Not something I've come across before.- Call the psyche unit and talk to them?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Yeah, I guess I will. - What do you want me to say?
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- I just wanted your take on it. - Greg. I have so much on.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11HE SIGHS Come on. We have to at least mention it.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16I'm married woman. I have a family. Please just respect that.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18OK. Sorry I spoke.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Sorry guys. Eddi's saying she called five times and no one's picked up?
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- She has NOT called five times. - Some kinda cop case on AAU?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Sorry, I have a possible CABG in bay 1.
0:10:26 > 0:10:32Fine. Let's get rolling on Frances O'Connor's ECG.
0:10:32 > 0:10:37- But carefully. It needs to be treated sensitively. - And they put you on it?!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I'm sorry to keep you waiting. As you can see we're kind of busy.
0:10:42 > 0:10:48- You look really stressed.- Tommy! - I mean busy.
0:10:48 > 0:10:54Stressed in a good way. Psyched. Not psyched.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Did they do bloods in ED?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Right. Hannah Shaw, non-specific abdo pain.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02This is Mr Hemmingway. I'm nurse McKee.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I'm just going to press your stomach a little.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Sorry. It's nothing. It's basically gone...
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- How long've you had this? - Couple of days.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Three days. She passed out.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- I'm thinking appendicitis. - Really, he's over-reacting.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Ouch!
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- On a scale of one to ten, how painful was that?- Five?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23She's being British, ignore her.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Any idea what could have caused it? Any chance you could be pregnant?
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Unlikely as we abstain and she's just had her...
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Honestly, if it comes back, I'll go to my GP.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40Please, can we just go home? Trust me, I know my body.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- Yeah. Is now a good time to discuss abstinence?- Nurse McKee.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Transfer to Keller. Appendicitis.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- OK... Call me crazy but should we not wait for the bloods first?- Why?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Abdo options? Investigate gynae. Pregnancy test?
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Just because she's not sleeping with him...- Fine.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02You can investigate non-specific abdo-pains when you
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- take her up to Keller. HR called. You've got your thumbs up.- Oh, hooray!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Greg's on his way.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11OK, I'm off. Listen, warn him about madam.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I can see the cogs working.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Inspector McKee versus... a real inspector.- Oh, I'm going to miss you(!)
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- If this is sayonara would you ask Malick about my portfolio?- Yeah.
0:12:20 > 0:12:25And will you keep and eye on Kite for me and let me know how it goes?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30She's left it to the last minute, as usual.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Just tick if off on the intranet. - You know I charge a tenner per tick?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37And we wonder why we're performing averagely in training.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- I was only joking, Mr Hanssen. It's only a fiver.- One way to generate income, I suppose.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Nurse McKee, welcome to the ward.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46What delights have you brought with you?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Non-specific abdominal pain. How interesting.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- That's a funny one though. - How so?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55She's down playing the pain, wants to go home, usual stuff.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Mr Malick?- Waiting on bloods. Abdomen is tender, possible causes
0:12:59 > 0:13:03are caecal tumour, diverticulitis, chrons as well as pelvic disease.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Throw everything at it. - First rule, rule out nothing.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Is that what they taught at St Ignatius?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13They kicked your Cambridge butt on University Challenge!
0:13:13 > 0:13:18- Hannah Shaw. May I? - Are you Henrik Hanssen?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Ouch! Sorry. - Yes. Appendicitis.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Let's book a slot as soon as we can, please.
0:13:30 > 0:13:36- Does this mean heart damage?- Could be.- Oh right. What could have caused that d'you think?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Who knows. Could be nothing.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Could be an anomaly, a quirk of the machine.
0:13:41 > 0:13:46Any chance of a heads up though? I've got to brief my boss.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Look, I don't want to sound like an arse but you know I can't tell you.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Patient confidentiality. - I understand. Sorry.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57MONITOR BEEPS BP's gone down.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- And has the delay made that worse? - Delay.- Getting to see the consultant?
0:14:01 > 0:14:08- Right, I am very experienced in this but...- But?- But I'm not a consultant.
0:14:08 > 0:14:13Wow. So he still hasn't been seen by a senior person? Is that normal?
0:14:13 > 0:14:18Depends on your definition of... It's part of a diagnostic process.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21So that's a no to the consultant.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Yes, but it's not unusual at this stage.- I'm not saying it is.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28I'm just trying to get all the facts about his care.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31In case there needs to be an investigation.
0:14:39 > 0:14:45- It's really quiet in here. - Mmm. Peaks and troughs. New Year.
0:14:45 > 0:14:50- It's a madhouse downstairs.- Hmm. - No. In a good way.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52You'll really like it here.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Not so frantic. You really get to chat to the patients and make friends.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00And you get to know all about their lives, shoulder to cry on.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Well at least there aren't any senior registrars to annoy me.
0:15:04 > 0:15:09- Exactly. Mr Malick's a real softie. Once you get to know him. - PHONE RINGS
0:15:09 > 0:15:12AAU. Erm... Keller.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Greg, it's Eddi.
0:15:15 > 0:15:20Sorry... Err... I need to speak to someone about being operated on?
0:15:20 > 0:15:21She said what?!
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Absolutely. We're just fixing your slot now.- OK, fine.
0:15:24 > 0:15:29- Sorry, I don't think it's my appendix.- Right.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Have you got my notes yet?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Don't think so, we're still waiting for the GP to send them over.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38I need to talk to someone senior before anyone sees them.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Someone who deals with patient confidentiality?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47I'm sorry to sound so mysterious. It's just...
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Don't apologise. We get all sorts. Nurse McKee...
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Obviously she's playing a game.- I don't know, just thought I'd flag it up.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58I know police, OK? I used to live with one. They don't like to get the blame.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Are we certain that blame needs to be apportioned?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Well they fried a 16-year-old. - It's not illegal.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Doesn't make it right though? - It's not really our call, is it?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07He's not even on your ward.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Look, I'm just trying to finish what I started.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14You seem to have a slightly negative view of our friends in the emergency services.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Like I say, I used to live with one. - That interesting insight aside,
0:16:17 > 0:16:21I suggest we follow the disclosure of information protocol.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Have they accused Mr McMahon of a serious crime?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- No, they're holding back. - And he's not a current threat?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Then at this point, we are not obliged to tell them anything.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33We don't want to prejudice their internal investigation
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- and if you sense they're trying to do that... - Not sense, she basically asked me.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Therefore we should proceed with caution until the situation becomes clear.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Mr Douglas, will you cascade this strategy?- Yep.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- What did you see on the ECG? - Delta wave was abnormal.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Ask Ms Shah to take a look at it.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- She wrote a piece for the BMJ on the delta wave.- I know that.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Can't you go back down and monitor him? He's on his own.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02No can do. I have another patient waiting. SHE SIGHS
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- There's a patient here who needs to talk to her.- Yes, OK. I'll tell Eddi when I see her.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10But I guess she's not that eager to be hanging out on AAU recently.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Her and Luc are like... - Fire signs. I'll try the ladies.
0:17:13 > 0:17:19- Dr Petrenko. How's your portfolio coming along?- Very well, thank you.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23It seems to have been left rather to the last minute. Not ideal.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Henrik, we're on for lunch. See you at one.- Lunch?
0:17:28 > 0:17:32I told your PA that you'd insisted. I don't want to be underhand but...
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- Then don't be.- We need to sit down face to face
0:17:36 > 0:17:39and talk about any plans in an open and transparent way.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Believe me when I say at the moment, everything is under review.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Are you surprised when we said we find it hard to trust you?- Who's 'we' Mr Griffin? Who is this 'we'?
0:17:46 > 0:17:52- I've taken the liberty of inviting a one or two of other clinical leads to join us for lunch.- How delightful.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Even you can't stonewall all of us.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Hannah Shaw. White Blood count's normal.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Bit unusual for appendicitis, huh?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I would expect them to be raised, yes.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Immuno compromised. So my money's on with child.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Obviously a possibility.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15I'll hold her down, you do it.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18I'm sorry, if she's refusing I can't force her.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Please. She doesn't mean it, she just, she says things!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Sorry, that took longer than I thought. How did we get on?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Frances has reservations with the machine.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28No she doesn't, she just says she does. Look. She likes you.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Give her bit of jackeen charm.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Ten minutes, I promise, we'll be out of your way!
0:18:34 > 0:18:39OK. Give me a sec and I'll be right with you.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Taser kid. What d'ya reckon? I'm thinking WPW.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Yeah. Probably. Ask Sahira. She's the delta wave obsessive.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Ah! She's in theatre. I'm consulting the consultant.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50And I'm do not disturb. It's research day.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52C'mon. I gotta help out this little ol' lady.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55I ring-fence seven hours and now everyone wants a piece of me.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01So hope it's gynae. He's gonna love that.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- Big mistake to underestimate him. - What's he doing on the ward anyway?
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Shouldn't he be kissing babies or making speeches or whatever?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- You'd think so.- Run down of the situation please. Go.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14We're waiting on the enterogram,
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- and ultrasound but the pain is increasing.- It's not increasing.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21I am surmising that you are medical students. First years.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Yes! How did you know? - Your top.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28In which case I will forgive your glaring error not to start with the patient history.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Course, sure, um...
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Come on, St Vincents, you've buzzed so you must answer.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- No history of these symptoms, have you, baby?- Not really. Sorry.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- What about family history? - Unknown because she was adopted.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44It's not a secret. Nothing is with Tommy.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47You think that's relevant? Psychosomatic?
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Because of the abandonment?- No. - Tommy!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Sorry.- Why do you think it's not your appendix?
0:19:53 > 0:19:59Because. I do. Sorry.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- Is the sister around? I'd rather talk to a woman.- Alright.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Is it gynaecological?
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Nurse McKee? - Vanished in a puff of smoke!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Ring her on her mobile, please,
0:20:14 > 0:20:16and ask her to return immediately to talk to Hannah Shaw?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Already done it. Shall I cancel the appendectomy slot?- No,
0:20:19 > 0:20:23it's definitely her appendix, in fact bring the slot forward, please.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Francis, can I sit down?
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Yeah.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45Is it this machine or all machines?
0:20:45 > 0:20:51Just this one. I don't like hearing my own heart.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10So basically Hanssen agreed with me.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Only tell them what's completely necessary.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15That sounds like an extremely wise and brilliant strategy.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Thanks for eschewing the wonders of modern technology to tell me in person.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22- Any joy with any family? - I believe they're working on it.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- Hey. Have you guys found Kite any representation yet?- Nope.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33- Are you planning on it?- Sorry, you want me to keep you up to speed? I thought we weren't doing that.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- I'm just looking out for my patient. - We're not the bad guys here.- I didn't say that.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- Knife, public place, off his face. - Easiest option.
0:21:40 > 0:21:46There WERE no other options. It was a split second decision. Like the kind you make all the time.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- Yeah, but ours are generally about getting them out of hospital. - What's your beef?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- I'm just playing devil's advocate. - Why?
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- Because no one else is. That's all. - You're needed on Keller.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Chantelle wants you to speak to a girl, there's a boyfriend problem.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- What?- It's urgent.
0:22:02 > 0:22:07- Urgent as in urgent or urgent as in Chantelle's saying it's urgent? - It is Hanssen's case, apparently.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- Couldn't keep away?- OK. will you let me know when the tox comes back?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13MONITOR BEEPS
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Is it broken?- It's not even attached to him! It's fine.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23I told someone to get this chucked out! Can you please just let us do our job?!
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- No, you know what? I've had it.- There really is nothing to worry about.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30We need a senior person here to deal with this. I'm not happy!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Rhythm's normal. We're just giving him time to recover, OK?
0:22:32 > 0:22:36Let's err on the side of caution and Page Mr Douglas or Ms Shah? See where they've got to?
0:22:36 > 0:22:40I'll give you bit of advice. Page both of them. Really big up the crisis.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43It's the only way you can get people to do any work round here!
0:22:43 > 0:22:49HEART MONITOR BEEPS We can turn it down. Or up.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53But if you listen long enough, it's like the background.
0:22:53 > 0:22:58Your heart is not gonna stop because you're listening.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02Thank you. I know that.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I know everyone's trying to help.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07She's not paranoid. She just gets nervous.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Not like some of them going round thinking they're the Virgin Mary.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Careful, the wind'll change.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19- HIS HEART RATE INCREASES - Oh, for heaven's sake!
0:23:19 > 0:23:24- Technical hitch there, ladies. - Less charm, more signing our piece of paper.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- Taser kid's deteriorated. - OK, can you take over here, please?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30No, don't go running off again. Not when we're getting somewhere.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- I have to, there's an emergency. - This is an emergency.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35If it was, I wouldn't leave!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37This our punishment, is it? For being late? Get the runaround.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- Not at all. - Oh don't mind us.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42We're used to being treated like dirt, aren't we Franny?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Let him go, Mum!
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Oliver's here is the best F2 in this hospital, he'll do you a great job.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52- F2. Is that like some sort of trainee?- Sort of.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Mum, leave it!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56So you're not even properly qualified? Typical!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Where you headed? - AAU.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Ah. Me too.- Greg!
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Oh, for God's sake. Get over yourself.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Shoddy facilities, lack of a consultant, trainee staff.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Not to mention your obstructiveness
0:24:16 > 0:24:19and the obvious antagonism between you and the doctor.
0:24:19 > 0:24:24- Trained in observation.- There is nothing shoddy about my ward.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29FIRE ALARM RINGS
0:24:34 > 0:24:37No, I didn't arrange this either. ALARM BLARES
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Don't be daft!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- Eddi said it was urgent. - Eddi always does!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Don't panic, Mr Mannering!
0:24:49 > 0:24:53Everyone calm down! The back-up generator will kick in.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57- There we go.- OK, Cagney or Lacey. What's the plan?
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- I'm thinking.- Who do we throw out of the balloon?- I'm running this OK? - OK.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Can I have my key team, please, evacuation procedure.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10We're going to decamp to the south wing then assess every patient when we get there.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- Is it not risky to move him? - Would you rather let the batteries run flat?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Are you sure this is entirely wise? - Better idea?- Maintenance.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17You have heard of them then?!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19I actually want this sorted before Easter.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22All right, team. Half a league onward!
0:25:31 > 0:25:35It's quicker down through the morgue. C'mon, they'd eat me first.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Don't.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47OK. Thank you. Message from maintenance.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49There's been an explosion on AAU.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52The whole of AAU has been plunged into darkness.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Or something like that. But don't worry, Eddi's there.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Right, I'll go down there. What's the fax?
0:25:57 > 0:25:59GP notes for Hannah Shaw.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01She did say she wanted them kept confidential.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03I was going to wait for nurse McKee.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06GROANING
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- She's getting worse. - Evidently.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Hannah, I have your notes.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Would you let me look at them, please?
0:26:15 > 0:26:19Yes! OK, yes. Sorry, I'm so sorry.
0:26:20 > 0:26:25All right, fluids and page anaesthetics. It's peritonitis.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- What?!- Burst appendix.- Yes, I know what it is, mate.
0:26:30 > 0:26:36Right. Clear theatre. And tell Nurse McKee she's missed her opportunity to speak to her patient.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40- Brilliant idea, this.- Stop talking. - Follow the light, Eddi. Give in to it.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- No, I can hear something.- What?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Can I have a bit of quiet please! Quiet!
0:26:44 > 0:26:48MONITOR ALARM BEEPS
0:26:48 > 0:26:51If that's the broken one, someone is going to get sacked!
0:26:51 > 0:26:53HIS BREATHING LABOURS
0:26:53 > 0:26:58- OK, this time rhythm is disrupted. - Bag, please. Can you chase cardiac?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00You massage, I'll bag.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05DOOR BANGS How is this my fault?
0:27:05 > 0:27:10- I don't know. But every time I'm with you things get chaotic! - PHONE RINGS
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Hello, sorry. We're on our way.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- Greg's got us trapped. One second. - SWITCHES ON SPEAKER PHONE
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- OK.- The patient's in VF Sahira. We're in the corridor.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Have you got a crash bag? - Yeah, we've got a crash bag.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Greg did you see anything on the ECG we should know about?
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- You sure he's in VF? - Can you hear that?
0:27:27 > 0:27:29We've got a de fib. Should we go for it?
0:27:29 > 0:27:32- Greg, anything on the ECG? - Jac's got it. I don't think so.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Should we do this? You happy?
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- Shock then. 50mg IV lignocaine. - Is he going to die?
0:27:38 > 0:27:43Nope. Charge to 200. Stand back. Stand back! Clear.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- Sinus.- Sure?
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- Sinus.- OK.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54MONITOR ALARMS AGAIN
0:27:54 > 0:27:57- Sahira, no air to the left side, I'm presuming.- Pneumothorax.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- Yep.- Needle.- Needle...
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Give me your hand.
0:28:06 > 0:28:091... 2... 3...
0:28:09 > 0:28:13We agree this is the second space? Yeah?
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Yeah. Do it.
0:28:21 > 0:28:26HE GASPS FOR AIR
0:28:28 > 0:28:31MONITOR STOPS He's very faint.
0:28:31 > 0:28:37- Check his neck? Is it bulging.- Yes. Tamponade?- Yeah, could be.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40- OK, theatre.- No lift. Stairs.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Thoractomy for Miss Shah. We've ruled out stroke and diabetes
0:28:43 > 0:28:46but a cardiac event meant we had to resuscitate.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49- How did this happen?- The cardiac massage resulted in a pneumothorax.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51And did that happen because you moved him?
0:28:51 > 0:28:54- There were no good options. We HAD to move wards. - Split second decision, was it?
0:28:54 > 0:28:57- Yeah, that's the one.- Let's see how that plays out for you.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59That a threat?
0:29:00 > 0:29:03Nice of you to finally get here. What were you up to down there?
0:29:03 > 0:29:04Oh, get lost, Eddi!
0:29:04 > 0:29:07Hey, come on, she was kidding. C'mon, no one's thinking anything.
0:29:07 > 0:29:12There is NOTHING to think, OK? Nothing! Will you just shut up!
0:29:17 > 0:29:21Sorry, power cut. We're re- triaging in the South wing.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24- It's tiny ward, not ideal, are you happy with that?- Excellent plan B.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26Pity you couldn't be in two places at once though.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- I'm know, I got sucked in.- Yes.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32I did query it when HR said you wanted to escape the hurly burley.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Nurse Lane did contact you, didn't she?
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Yes. I thought...it doesn't matter.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40- What did I miss? - The obvious. The question is why?
0:29:40 > 0:29:43- What's the diagnostic golden rule? - Look at the history.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46No. Occam's Razor. The simplest answer is usually correct.
0:29:46 > 0:29:51OK. Stable WBCs. Unusual, ergo, look at other options.
0:29:51 > 0:29:55- No, think laterally. She's immuno-compromised? Not pregnant. - No...transplant?
0:29:55 > 0:30:00- Look, if you know, just tell us. - But then how would you ever learn for yourself?
0:30:00 > 0:30:03Ah, Mr Griffin. I'm afraid I have to cancel lunch.
0:30:03 > 0:30:08- I'm showing Mr Malick an Appendectomy.- I've done like 30 of those!- This one has a twist!
0:30:11 > 0:30:15- Well, there wasn't a problem before we came here. - It's a minor irregularity.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18- Says the trainee. - And her BP is a little high.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- Because you're making her nervous. - That's it. I want to go home!
0:30:21 > 0:30:24Please, I am really not happy for you to leave.
0:30:24 > 0:30:25It's my choice!
0:30:25 > 0:30:28I don't have to stay anywhere or do anything I don't want!
0:30:28 > 0:30:29Oh, here she goes.
0:30:29 > 0:30:33Just sign the form, we'll leave, get this day over with!
0:30:33 > 0:30:36No. Not till Mr Douglas has seen it.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39- Oh, he's not coming back. Too busy chatting up nurses! - His other case became critical.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42- This is critical!- Mum. Please.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45Look, if you don't tell us the full story.
0:30:45 > 0:30:49- Over it again and again! All they make you do!- We can't accurately assess the problem...
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Repeat until you're blue in the face but never listen!
0:30:52 > 0:30:56ECT's the only thing that works on her!
0:30:56 > 0:30:58You told me it was her first one.
0:30:58 > 0:31:02She's had it before, three times and much better she was!
0:31:02 > 0:31:09- This delay, it's like a living hell. - Mrs O'Connor, I'm sorry, I'm lost.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12She keeps trying to top herself.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Can we at least get some music on in here please?
0:31:36 > 0:31:38MUSIC STARTS
0:31:41 > 0:31:44I'm thinking this is a WPW in the heart.
0:31:44 > 0:31:50- Jac's got the ECG, but can you take a look at it again before you go?- Sure.
0:31:51 > 0:31:56You really have dire taste in music.
0:31:56 > 0:32:00- I'll do you a down-load, something decent.- I like this album. It's a gift from Rafi.
0:32:02 > 0:32:07- Shall I close?- No. I'll finish. Actually I don't even need you here.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09You can go to the ward, if you like.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Great bonding with you. Banter. Good times.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18Can't get enough(!)
0:32:24 > 0:32:29- Reckon this is why she applied for medicine.- We all have our reasons.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35You're not gonna ditch the connection with the uni are you?
0:32:35 > 0:32:37That's Mr Griffin speculating.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Can you blame him? Leave a void, it gets filled.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44Let's just say it's an obvious target for restructuring.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47It's expensive, it's time-consuming.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49And occasionally it is our commitment that's lackadaisical.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52So we cut back, we focus on our strengths.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Screw the next generation.
0:32:54 > 0:32:58Not a moral issue. It's just we're not attracting the high-fliers.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00Not even local ones.
0:33:00 > 0:33:05- That'll change when they have to live at home cos of the fees. - MOBILE BEEPS
0:33:07 > 0:33:11Look, I just don't see the point in ditching the one bit we all like.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13Even you seem to enjoy it.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17Look, I have said time and time again, it's all under review.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19I will not be pushed into premature disclosure.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23Ha! Mr Griffin's sent an all-staffer.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27Apparently you're addressing a meeting at 5:15!
0:33:29 > 0:33:33Mate, I need you on the ward. It's all kicking off.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36Of course it is. Sorry about that, I was in theatre.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39- He says she's having a heart attack. - I didn't say that, I said...
0:33:39 > 0:33:41Atrial fibrillation. It's an irregular heartbeat.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44- No immediate danger but... - Can she still have the, you know?
0:33:44 > 0:33:47- Not until we fix this first. - When, when can you do that?!
0:33:47 > 0:33:49I'd need to monitor her for at least 48 hours.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53But we can't wait any longer! Why can no one understand that?!
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Why do I have to shout!
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Frances has tried to take her own life. Hence the urgency.
0:34:04 > 0:34:08- Look at me! Not the nurse! Look at me!- OK.
0:34:08 > 0:34:12- Were you operating on Mr McMahon? - Yes.
0:34:12 > 0:34:16- Have you got any news I can pass on to his family?- We're moving him to ITU.
0:34:16 > 0:34:20- What happened, was it carrying him up the stairs?- That couldn't have helped...- Doing CPR in the dark?
0:34:20 > 0:34:23It could be the emergency intervention on AAU or...
0:34:23 > 0:34:25One of the other doctor saw something on the ECG didn't he? What was that?
0:34:25 > 0:34:29- I haven't had looked at the ECG yet. - So there was another delay? - Things have been chaotic
0:34:29 > 0:34:33but we're investigating a congenital factor. WPW syndrome.
0:34:33 > 0:34:37- Syndrome? So like a birth defect? - I haven't had a look yet, but...
0:34:37 > 0:34:42- Okay, you know we're not giving out that information...- What?
0:34:42 > 0:34:45- Hanssen's decision, pending internal procedures. - Why didn't you tell me!
0:34:45 > 0:34:50Because every time I try to speak, you tell me to shut up!
0:34:52 > 0:34:55- Come on, I'm kinda a doctor. - Makes no difference.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58I just want to see how they missed something so obvious.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00- Her WBCS were inconclusive. - Can I see?- No!
0:35:00 > 0:35:04And I'm only saying this to you because you are kinda a doctor. 'Go away!'
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Off the ward, out the hospital, where ever, yeah.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09Just, give the patient a breather - first rule.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12Do you know something?
0:35:12 > 0:35:16She told you she's going to break up with me?
0:35:20 > 0:35:23- Like I care. - Oh, you're dead mean.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25He's only trying to help.
0:35:25 > 0:35:29Chantelle, I'm NOT trying to sabotage love's young dream, OK?
0:35:37 > 0:35:40- What you going to say? - No idea.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45Times like these I'm glad I'm not a senior nurse!
0:35:45 > 0:35:47Does Hanssen know?
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Mmm. Course he does. He knows everything.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Frances!
0:35:52 > 0:35:56If she's having one of her melt downs, I can't cope.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59- What d'you reckon. SVT? - If it is we're going to have to do something about it now.
0:35:59 > 0:36:04I'll see if I can get her a slot in theatre and fix this today.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07No, we just need to get home now, before it all gets more out of hand.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09I need to get her heart rhythm back to normal.
0:36:09 > 0:36:13Four hours we've been here, just for a stupid piece of paper!
0:36:13 > 0:36:17This our punishment, is it? My fault, isn't it?!
0:36:17 > 0:36:20- No one's saying that! - 1974. Mother cold.
0:36:20 > 0:36:25Query, question mark. 1983, Mother over-bearing.
0:36:25 > 0:36:281996. Mother seems over-committed.
0:36:28 > 0:36:33Who's the only who's looking out for her, eh? It's muggins here! Mother!
0:36:33 > 0:36:35- I'm seventy six! - Listen to me, OK!
0:36:35 > 0:36:39If she has any more of these upsets, the heart problem could get worse.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41You've got to trust me to sort this out for you.
0:36:41 > 0:36:42No! It's all the same!
0:36:42 > 0:36:46They always pretend to care when you start shouting. Well, I've had enough!
0:36:46 > 0:36:50Keep them here, keep her occupied I'll see if I can get us a slot.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53OK, we need to sort this out. Come on, we need to communicate.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57- Before we make a bigger cock-up and one of us gets sacked. - It wouldn't matter. I'm leaving.
0:37:00 > 0:37:04- Since when?- Rafi's been offered a job at St Ignatius.
0:37:04 > 0:37:09And I think it'd be good for him to say yes.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11- Have you told Hanssen?- Not yet.
0:37:11 > 0:37:16- I have a meeting with him at five. - Well. Congratulations.
0:37:18 > 0:37:22- Is that it? - Fine by me. Whatever you want.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Where're you going now?!
0:37:55 > 0:37:57It's going to be OK.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04- Read the notes?- Yep. - You know she wanted to talk to you?
0:38:04 > 0:38:08Yes, I've been made aware of that. I got the wrong end of the stick.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10- I thought it was a girly chat not a massive case history. - Well on my ward...
0:38:10 > 0:38:15- Like you were so on top of it-?- Oh! I knew it'd be like this at first.
0:38:15 > 0:38:19- You'll bicker and then you become great friends! - GROANING
0:38:19 > 0:38:24It's OK, Hannah, it's the pethidine. You've had your appendix taken out.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Did they see I'm HIV positive?
0:38:26 > 0:38:31Yeah... We've guessed that you already knew.
0:38:31 > 0:38:36Birth mother transmission. Not...
0:38:36 > 0:38:43not 'my fault'. Do all the staff know?
0:38:43 > 0:38:47Only the ones directly involved with your care.
0:38:47 > 0:38:53That's my medical career over then. When are you going to dob me in?
0:38:53 > 0:38:56- I wasn't planning to. - Don't you have to?
0:38:56 > 0:39:00I don't know. I need to discuss it with Mr Hanssen.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03Oh, no hurry(!) Only my future ruined!
0:39:03 > 0:39:08I know it might feel like that. But medicine is amazing!
0:39:08 > 0:39:11They'll probably have a cure for it by this time next year!
0:39:14 > 0:39:16I'm such an idiot! I just thought...
0:39:16 > 0:39:20Next time, more Googling, OK? That's the vaccine.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Cure's like 20 years away.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26- Well...she'll still be under 40? - Urgh.- I'm just trying to be nice.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29It's not about being nice, Chantelle!
0:39:29 > 0:39:32If it was, it would be easy! Easier.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40SVT, OK, let's get her prepped and into theatre.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43It's too late. They're going home.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45Oh, for the love of God!
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Mrs O'Connor, please, this is ridiculous!
0:39:47 > 0:39:50No, we have our dignity. I told you. It's all talk.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54- Doesn't care. Not deep down. - Fine, but this is not my fault!
0:39:54 > 0:39:56I am not taking responsibility for this!
0:39:56 > 0:39:59I'm sorry I wasn't at your beck and call? I'm sorry I wasn't exactly what you hoped for?
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Is that what you want?!
0:40:01 > 0:40:05Thank you! I feel a lot better now!
0:40:38 > 0:40:40Err...excuse me?
0:40:40 > 0:40:45I'm sorry, I thought you were 'do not disturb'. Come tsunami or fracas on the ward.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47I'm not doing this for me.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50It's for Oliver, so he doesn't make complete idiots of us all
0:40:50 > 0:40:55- with his bonkers results.- And? - They're not that bonkers actually, but only because I checked.
0:40:55 > 0:40:59- Not that I'll tell him that. - Alpha-brackets minus
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Alpha-brackets minus. Slash beta plus plus.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05You can always tell a St Batholomew's alumnus.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08Yes, grind them down until they do it your way. Never did me any harm.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11Quite the inspirational pedagogue.
0:41:11 > 0:41:15What's the point of learning it all if you can't pass it on in a really harsh way?
0:41:17 > 0:41:22- May I take this?- Plus! I'm not charging you extra for my one on one tutorial,
0:41:22 > 0:41:26so basically, me sitting here is making you money.
0:41:28 > 0:41:34- And the ECG on Mr McMahon? - Oh, yes. Definitely undetected WPW.
0:41:39 > 0:41:45Well, it's not broken, you big jessie.
0:41:45 > 0:41:51Only cos she had the element of surprise, we're clear on that, right?
0:41:51 > 0:41:57- Decked by a woman. Low as it gets. - My fault.
0:41:57 > 0:42:01Got distracted. The usual.
0:42:01 > 0:42:05- A nurse.- Kinda.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08We've all been there.
0:42:08 > 0:42:12Has yours nicked off to Oz with the village idiot?
0:42:12 > 0:42:17Not yet, but it'll come.
0:42:17 > 0:42:23Be like me. Completely professional in the face of romantic disaster.
0:42:23 > 0:42:28Doesn't matter anyway. It's over.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31She's leaving.
0:42:31 > 0:42:37- Mutual decision? Or did you chuck her?- Dunno.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Can you get it back?
0:42:45 > 0:42:50I don't think so. It's too broken.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55Do you have to tell St Vincents?
0:42:55 > 0:42:58It depends on how responsibly you take your condition.
0:42:58 > 0:43:03I don't take risks. This was a one-off. Please!
0:43:03 > 0:43:06I don't want to be shunted off to be a GP or a psyche just yet!
0:43:06 > 0:43:09General practice can be very interesting.
0:43:09 > 0:43:13Sitting around all day listening to people's problems? You'd do it, would you?
0:43:13 > 0:43:16How are you managing transmission issues?
0:43:16 > 0:43:18Easy. Abstinence.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Well, not easy.
0:43:25 > 0:43:30- You're not going to tell him are you? - No.
0:43:30 > 0:43:34But it may be that a lack of transparency could back-fire.
0:43:34 > 0:43:38At least if you tell him, you'll be in charge of it.
0:43:38 > 0:43:43Yes. Gives you back the initiative. Before it becomes a crisis.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52Sensitively handled, well done.
0:43:52 > 0:43:58She's a big softie really! Just like Mr Malick!
0:43:59 > 0:44:02You seem to have found yourself a fan.
0:44:02 > 0:44:08Not really. Look, I completely messed everything up today
0:44:08 > 0:44:11It was me who referred it as an abdo pain - not Mr Hemmingway.
0:44:11 > 0:44:15He saw it was an appendix right away.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18I just thought there was more to it than that.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21In which case you were both right and make an excellent team.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23Perhaps you should go back down there.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25More hands on is more my kind of thing.
0:44:25 > 0:44:29Telephone Mr Hemmingway. See if he'll take you back.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32PHONE RINGS
0:44:32 > 0:44:34Miss Shah?
0:44:34 > 0:44:36Has he woken up?
0:44:36 > 0:44:39Tell her I'll be right over.
0:44:39 > 0:44:41The tox screen's back. I'll bring it down. OK.
0:44:50 > 0:44:54- Do you feel the electricity between us?- Hilarious.
0:44:55 > 0:44:57Charge 100.
0:45:01 > 0:45:03Stand Clear.
0:45:12 > 0:45:16- Nice one. - Almost like I do it for a living.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18Victory from the jaws and all that.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24Something to fill the time.
0:45:30 > 0:45:34- You're Mr Hanssen, aren't you? - Trained in observation, I see.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36I just want to give you the heads up.
0:45:39 > 0:45:43I'm really sorry but I've made a formal complaint against the staff and the care here.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46- Ah, a pre-emptive strike. - The treatment has been chaotic.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49The treatment, I'm sure, was beyond reproach.
0:45:49 > 0:45:54Which is more than can be said for your duplicitous attempt to extract confidential patient information.
0:45:54 > 0:45:57- I'm not having people's careers ruined by other people's mistakes... - Your officer's careers or yours?
0:45:57 > 0:45:59All of us.
0:45:59 > 0:46:04I trained these guys, if they mess up, I do. I don't ditch them at the first sign of trouble.
0:46:04 > 0:46:09Well fortunately for us, you and him, he'll make a full recovery.
0:46:09 > 0:46:13Obviously he'll be subject to more tests and support to treat the congenital problem.
0:46:13 > 0:46:17Birth defect. Could it have been set off by drugs or...?
0:46:17 > 0:46:20Well. Let's wait for the tox screen, shall we? That's one version.
0:46:20 > 0:46:24Rather more plausible in my way of thinking than you blaming my ward sister.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27But the impact of the tasering is more or less negligible.
0:46:27 > 0:46:30Not negligible. Impossible to prove.
0:46:31 > 0:46:35Well. It's all down to the inquiry then. I'll refer it.
0:46:35 > 0:46:38Always best to be transparent.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Especially when you know it'll go your way.
0:46:45 > 0:46:49We got the rhythmn back to normal. When you go back to Wyvern,
0:46:49 > 0:46:51they'll let you know when she can have the ECT.
0:46:51 > 0:46:55Thank you. Now this fellah is a gentleman.
0:46:55 > 0:46:59- You're not married, are you? - No. Not yet.
0:46:59 > 0:47:03Because my Franny is a very nice girl once you get to know her.
0:47:03 > 0:47:07Sorry for all the delays. Crazy day.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10Well you've not had me arrested so I suppose we're quits.
0:47:10 > 0:47:13I don't know what devil came over me.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15My mam'd do the same.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18It's just the thought of losing her.
0:47:20 > 0:47:23I just have this sick feeling. All the time.
0:47:23 > 0:47:27I just think, what if I wake and she's not there?
0:47:27 > 0:47:31I have to go and check, like she's a baby.
0:47:32 > 0:47:37Just the thought of not seeing her. I go half mad.
0:47:37 > 0:47:39You get me?
0:47:45 > 0:47:48If you need to go, I'll deal with that.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51- I'm not leaving you alone with her. - Mate, don't be so chicken.
0:47:51 > 0:47:55Find the girl. Say what you have to say. Go on.
0:48:12 > 0:48:16Alright, lads. I'm guessing you're here for Kite McMahon, right?
0:48:16 > 0:48:19Can you wait outside and I'll see what I can do.
0:48:30 > 0:48:33- I'm sorry, can we help you? - I very much doubt that.
0:48:33 > 0:48:37- That's AAU property, I could have you thrown out...- For?
0:48:37 > 0:48:40Being bad tempered? Irritating? Interfering? Want me to carry on?
0:48:40 > 0:48:42Actually, Mr Hanssen insisted I came down here.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45He seems to think I am the right person to deal with
0:48:45 > 0:48:48this temporary situation- and just AAU in general.
0:48:48 > 0:48:51You seem to be assigning me to the rectal exam in bed 5,
0:48:51 > 0:48:56followed by the very tempting manual extraction for the constipated 45-year-old in bed 4...
0:48:56 > 0:49:00- It's good to be back.- To be honest it feels like it never went away. And you've misspelled extraction.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02Made you look.
0:49:02 > 0:49:06- Freakenstein. - C'mon, he was good in the dark.
0:49:06 > 0:49:10- Cause he's scared of daylight. - Admit it, you missed us.
0:49:10 > 0:49:14- You, maybe. Him, never.- OW!
0:49:14 > 0:49:18Mr Jenkins, this time I mean it.
0:49:18 > 0:49:21You do it again, and I'm going to get very angry. And you're not going to like me when I'm angry...
0:49:21 > 0:49:23How did it pan out with the appendicitis?
0:49:23 > 0:49:26- If you know, why are you asking me? - Do you know that I know?
0:49:26 > 0:49:29OK! I give in! This time, you were right. Well done you for just doing your job!
0:49:29 > 0:49:33- Tox screen back?- Yup.- And...?
0:49:33 > 0:49:37- SHE SIGHS - A large quantity of MDMA was found in his system, yes.
0:49:37 > 0:49:40The most obvious answers are usually the right ones.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43- Did you learn that golden rule in the Ukraine? - The rectal exam is waiting.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17Wait.
0:50:19 > 0:50:20Don't do it. Don't resign.
0:50:22 > 0:50:25- Why not?- Just don't.
0:50:25 > 0:50:28I need you to give me a reason.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36You picked up the wrong buggyboard at the nursery
0:50:36 > 0:50:40and now this stupid cow who's kid is the ugliest thug you've ever seen
0:50:40 > 0:50:44is basically accusing you of theft. You just made a mistake because the old one was red.
0:50:45 > 0:50:48You say your favourite colour is green but you won't wear it out
0:50:48 > 0:50:51and you worry scrubs make your skin tone look sickly.
0:50:51 > 0:50:53You know you should bake with marge not butter
0:50:53 > 0:50:57because it tastes better but you just can't justify the trans fats to yourself.
0:50:57 > 0:50:59You say your favourite music is James Brown
0:50:59 > 0:51:05but actually it's James Blunt, you hate cats, but love Shetland ponies.
0:51:06 > 0:51:10You constantly hum theme tunes from Cbeebies and once, when I was up all
0:51:10 > 0:51:15night after the night on the booze, I heard one and I thought of you.
0:51:21 > 0:51:24Everything you say... I listen to it.
0:51:31 > 0:51:34Please, don't go.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04Can you stop that a minute.
0:52:04 > 0:52:06One sec.
0:52:06 > 0:52:07You might drop it.
0:52:15 > 0:52:16Are you breaking up with me?
0:52:18 > 0:52:19No.
0:52:22 > 0:52:29Because whatever happens. That's the last thing I want.
0:52:48 > 0:52:52Are we the only ones who give a damn about what's going to happen to this hospital?
0:52:54 > 0:52:58I'd say so. Apart from Mr H of course?
0:52:58 > 0:53:01You've seen his lovely email, haven't you?
0:53:03 > 0:53:05Woohoo!
0:53:05 > 0:53:08I know you're pleased to be back but it's a bit OTT, don't you think?
0:53:08 > 0:53:10Have you seen this?
0:53:10 > 0:53:15Hanssen? 'Moving forward Q3 2012 targets...do I have to?
0:53:15 > 0:53:18- Just look at it. - Autumn.
0:53:18 > 0:53:21Ambitions include the achieving of an excellence
0:53:21 > 0:53:27- rating in teaching which will be supported by an investment into... - AAU!
0:53:27 > 0:53:30- Are you sure this isn't a hoax? - Yeah. It's from the man himself.
0:53:30 > 0:53:33- Maybe there's a catch? - Don't think so.
0:53:33 > 0:53:36We're in line to get more funds, which means better equipment,
0:53:36 > 0:53:40- no more power cuts. - Shame, I prefer to work in the dark.
0:53:40 > 0:53:46- Do you have dog's hearing or something?- No, I just look for signs.
0:53:55 > 0:53:59Double the intake, entice foreign fees,
0:53:59 > 0:54:02strengthen the affiliation to the University.
0:54:02 > 0:54:05Focus on the Socratic method of teaching.
0:54:05 > 0:54:09Socratic as in dialog, question and answer?
0:54:09 > 0:54:13It's very interesting coming from someone who's actively
0:54:13 > 0:54:17avoided any kind of discussion all day.
0:54:17 > 0:54:21It is a valuable teaching instrument in medicine, but not one
0:54:21 > 0:54:26I would advocate in running a large institution, or indeed a ward,
0:54:26 > 0:54:30which requires strong, decisive, leadership. Wouldn't you agree?
0:54:33 > 0:54:36And why this goal? It's not the easiest to achieve.
0:54:36 > 0:54:40Revenue streams. League tables. The usual managerial clap trap.
0:54:40 > 0:54:44And of course the chance to mould young minds in your own image.
0:54:52 > 0:54:56- Catch your nurse? - Yep.
0:54:56 > 0:55:00And you showed her who's boss and now she's crawling back.
0:55:00 > 0:55:04- You know, like I would. - Maybe. Hard to tell.
0:55:15 > 0:55:17It is me or is it not so cold?
0:55:18 > 0:55:21What's cold is beers. Let's go.
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