When Sacha Met Chrissie

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0:00:39 > 0:00:41IV of morphine and I have booked a CT scan for the abdo.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Hang on, hang on. Morphine? But she could have taken anything.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Missing patients, missed bloods.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Everything's falling apart around you.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- If I'm so rubbish, you take care of everything.- OK, fine.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Don't worry about it. Hey, hey.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55I've got your back, OK?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Chrissie sent your flowers back. Guess she doesn't do irony.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Woman trouble.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01THEY GASP AND LAUGH

0:01:03 > 0:01:06I need to know what you've taken. Opiates go missing.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08You're acting really spaced out.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Excuse me for being suspicious. - Wow, wow.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13The paranoia has finally got to you.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14So, we're still getting married?

0:01:14 > 0:01:19That banner thing was lovely but the wedding has to be small.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Your wish, my command.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Oh, good. This is good.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29So, why did you decide to get married?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Oh, wow! That's a great question.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Why did we decide to get married?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Darling, do you want to take this one?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Well, it was just a spontaneous thing, really.- You should... Sorry.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42You should know, for the record, that she actually proposed to me.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Technically.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48She couldn't bear me referring to her as my "girlfriend"

0:01:48 > 0:01:49or "partner" one more time, so...

0:01:49 > 0:01:51So, I said "How about 'Wife'?"

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Well, I said, "Of course!"

0:01:54 > 0:01:56And then we were engaged, for, for...how long?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58About four months.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Yeah, about four months.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Until last week when we suddenly thought, you know,

0:02:02 > 0:02:04"What the hell are we waiting for?"

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Didn't we? And I phoned you.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09And you said you had a free slot.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10So, here we both are!

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Is this for real?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Yeah. Think of it as a mentoring scheme.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16How am I supposed to do my job?

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Same as before, except from now,

0:02:18 > 0:02:21whenever you sign a drug out from the DDA cupboard,

0:02:21 > 0:02:23you'll get the record book countersigned

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- by a registrar or a consultant. - What's this?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28A new initiative as of this morning. There was an email.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32The drugs cupboard is always the responsibility of the senior nurse.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34That is why I have the key.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Yes, but there is an investigation pending as to how a locum doctor

0:02:38 > 0:02:41got his hands on industrial quantities of Camoxidan

0:02:41 > 0:02:42on our ward,

0:02:42 > 0:02:44so until we're all exonerated...

0:02:46 > 0:02:48You know why they don't give doctors this key?

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Because doctors go AWOL. Yeah? And they lose everything.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Thanks for the vote of confidence, Eddi.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55What am I supposed to do, Michael,

0:02:55 > 0:02:59if a patient needs urgent medication and I can't find anybody?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Make sure you do.- What if I can't?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09From where I'm standing, it seems a tad draconian.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Here are the facts.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12We've just scraped through an investigation

0:03:12 > 0:03:15into the death of a patient who more or less died in the back of a van

0:03:15 > 0:03:18under my watch, and now I've got to explain how a couple of weeks ago

0:03:18 > 0:03:21we had a doctor who was operating while strung out on painkillers.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22What would you do?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25I'd write it off as two unfortunate but unconnected events.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Schneider was an addict. Wherever he was, he'd have found a way.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30If the senior nurse wasn't so accommodating.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31That is dangerously speculative.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34He's banging the woman with the keys to the jar,

0:03:34 > 0:03:35and his pockets are full of cookies.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38It's a complete coincidence(!)

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Look, until this investigation is over, we're ALL under suspicion.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Well, then, there's no need to pick on our senior nurse, is there?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Why don't we just let her get on with her job?- Yes, Eddi?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52I need to get some codeine for my patient.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56And I'm assuming I can't sign it out without a chaperone?

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Mr Hemingway?

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Yeah.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09We've been through all of this before.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12It just feels weird that we're taking this huge step

0:04:12 > 0:04:14in four days' time and nobody knows about it.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17I don't think it's weird - I think it's romantic.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Our families, the girls.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21If we tell the girls, we've got to tell your mum.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25We tell your mum, we've got to tell my dad and before you know it...

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Or you and me could run off in our lunch hour,

0:04:29 > 0:04:33do this fantastically romantic thing,

0:04:33 > 0:04:34it's just about you and me.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Can we go for lunch or dinner afterwards?

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Maybe even a hotel room for the night? A mini-moon?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46I'll see if I can get the time off.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48But it's not about anyone else.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50It's just about us.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52And no fuss.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Just us, remember?

0:04:55 > 0:04:59No fuss. Just us.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01PHONE RINGS

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Are you going to get that?

0:05:06 > 0:05:11The moment she hears my voice, she'll know we're up to something.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Right. That's it. I'm turning my mobile off till Friday.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Oh, you can't do that!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Trust me, it is safer this way.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20You know after Friday, we can call her.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22We can call the girls. We can call everyone. But till then...

0:05:27 > 0:05:33Who'd have thought, eh? Rainy night at Rodolfo's. We'd wind up here.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36In four days' time, you're going to be...

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Mrs Sacha Levy.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45So that is two codeine for Mrs Johanssen.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Which means that 18 codeine

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- are going right back in the drug cupboard.- Agreed.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- You don't have to stick up for me, you know?- Sorry?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57I heard you with Michael. I can fight my own battles.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59I don't doubt that.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01I know everyone thinks it was me -

0:06:01 > 0:06:03that I was supplying Max.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Really? Interesting.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Personally, I think Max probably had his own supply from somewhere else,

0:06:08 > 0:06:11and now he's gone, you'd like to just get on with your life

0:06:11 > 0:06:14and forget he ever existed.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Right.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20We really don't have to do this.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Do what?- I've got better things to do with my day

0:06:23 > 0:06:24than follow you to the drugs cupboard.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Why don't you sign things out

0:06:26 > 0:06:30in the normal way, and if anyone asks, I'll say I was your witness.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33How do you know I won't steal five packs of morphine and go sell them

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- down the nearest playground? - I don't. But I trust you.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Mr Griffin, I know this is short notice,

0:07:27 > 0:07:30but I was wondering whether I could have Friday afternoon off.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33It's not ideal, to be honest. But if it's for something vital...

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Well, it's vital-ish.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Daniel, he's got a doctor's appointment.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Everything's OK, I hope.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Yeah, it's just hard to get an appointment with a paediatrician.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Well, if it's easier, you could take the whole day.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48No, no. That's fine, no fuss.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49OK.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53OK, spill.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Spill what?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57"Doctor's appointment." Come on.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00That's right up there with "the dog ate my homework."

0:08:00 > 0:08:01You live with Sacha.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04He's your own 24-hour on-call personal physician.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Sacha is not a paediatrician.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Nah, I'm not buying it.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10You're up to something. Channers, what'd you reckon?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- I dunno.- Got it.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- You're doing one of those instant facelifts.- No. But thanks.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Oh! I know. Mr Levy's

0:08:17 > 0:08:21- taking you on a mini break to... Bath?- No.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Paris? Rome? Oh, Fuengirola?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26You're up to something.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28There's no secret. You can stop looking at me like that.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Right, what've we got here?

0:08:31 > 0:08:33This is Henrietta. She's from the ED.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Her car met a wall at 40 miles an hour.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37- There weren't any passengers.- Yikes.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Yep, Glasgow Coma Scale was seven at the scene so they intubated her.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41They gave her a head CT in the ED.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Well, there's no sign of any obvious damage.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Looks like it could be a possible AVM.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52But why is she still unconscious?

0:08:52 > 0:08:57I don't know. Right, low Glasgow Coma Scale at the scene so...

0:08:57 > 0:08:59could be postictal.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Well, it's a possibility, certainly.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Well, I'd say it's way more than a possibility. Look right there.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Sacha, can you see in the corner?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Maybe she had a seizure. Could have caused the crash.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14It's a good call.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Right, let's call Keller and get her an EEG.- Will do, boss.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Oh, my god.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25What? What is it?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Er hang...hang on a minute.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Hey, guys.- Hi, Dad.- Hi, Dad.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37What's up? Anything happened?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- I told you, you'd forgot. - What have I forgotten?

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Excuse me, do you know where AAU is, please?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Down the end, turn left.- OK, thanks.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49I mean, obviously, it's great you guys coming to stay with us

0:09:49 > 0:09:52for the next few days while your mum's away, and...

0:09:54 > 0:09:56..you know, we're really looking forward to it.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57But...

0:09:57 > 0:10:00You don't want to be stuck with Dad and Chrissie every night.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Why are you trying to get rid of us?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06I'm not. Of course I'm not.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08I mean that's absolutely the last thing...

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Have you planned something else? Something with Chrissie?

0:10:12 > 0:10:16Yes. OK. Yes. I've screwed up.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20I've booked to take Chrissie away for the night.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- So, take her away another night. - Thing is, it's a special occasion,

0:10:23 > 0:10:26so if there's any way you guys can...

0:10:26 > 0:10:28- What special occasion? - Is it her birthday?

0:10:28 > 0:10:29No.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Oh, my god! You're getting married?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Are you?

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Oh, sorry to interrupt. Your suspected AVM.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Her husband's here.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44My suspected AVM.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Sacha. Your mother called again.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52Oh, crikey! What did you tell her?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Well, the same as the last three times.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Your phone's broken. You're busy in theatre with a patient.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Oh, Good. Good, excellent.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Excuse me, this is Mr Levy.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04All right?

0:11:06 > 0:11:08I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Where have you been?- I'm sorry?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13You're supposed to be Helen's doctor. She's just been lying here.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Well, we're just about to send her up to Keller ward for a test

0:11:16 > 0:11:17called an EEG.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20She's been in here two hours, passed from pillar to post

0:11:20 > 0:11:23and you don't know what's wrong with her. Sorry, it's not good enough.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Look,

0:11:24 > 0:11:26I appreciate how distressing this must be to see her like this,

0:11:26 > 0:11:29but I'm afraid there's nothing we can do...

0:11:29 > 0:11:32We'd just had breakfast, she said she was popping down the shops.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Next thing I know, the phone goes, some guy from the hospital.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Why did this happen? What's wrong with her?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Why hasn't she woken up yet?

0:11:39 > 0:11:44We don't think she's unconscious because of the accident.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47We think she crashed the car because she blacked out.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49- But why?- Look's like she had a fit,

0:11:49 > 0:11:52which was brought on by her underlying condition.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56What are you talking about? What condition?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Girls? What are you doing here? Beka, what's the matter?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Why don't you want us at your wedding?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Why did you tell them about Friday? - They forced it out of me.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16We agreed - just us.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18They'll have to go and stay with your mum.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Now they know it's happening, wouldn't that be a bit brutal?

0:12:21 > 0:12:22I mean, would it be so bad if they came?

0:12:22 > 0:12:25You'll have to explain to them that we love them very much,

0:12:25 > 0:12:27but it's not that kind of occasion.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30No. I'm sorry. I cannot do that. I can't look my daughters in the eye

0:12:30 > 0:12:32and tell them I don't want them there. Because I do.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- We agreed - just us! - That's the thing.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36After Friday, they are us.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38You're going to be their stepmother.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41"Us" will mean the five of us.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Let's talk about this later.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Hang on, I live with her! I think I'd know if she had a condition.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Fine. If you don't believe us, why don't you take her home?

0:12:49 > 0:12:51I'm sure it's a way better idea

0:12:51 > 0:12:54than you letting us take her up to a fully equipped High Dependency Unit.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57She needs an urgent neurological assessment, all right?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59She might be still fitting.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Look at her, she ain't waking up, is she?

0:13:01 > 0:13:06- But, obviously, you know best. - Nurse McKee. A word, please.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13I am so, so sorry about that. Nurse McKee she's...

0:13:13 > 0:13:16she's a great nurse but she's a little...feisty.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19This is Sister Williams. She's going to be taking Henrietta up to Keller.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Henny. She hates being called Henrietta. It's always Henny.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26Apparently she has something called an AVM. Do you know what that is?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Abnormality in the brain.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Do they know what causes it?

0:13:30 > 0:13:32I'm afraid we don't know.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36How long's she known?

0:13:37 > 0:13:42Well, according to her notes, about five years.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49So, go on, then.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Go on, what?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Give me the "you were bang out of order" speech.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Cos I know you're dying to.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Spooky. It's like you can see inside my mind.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00I'm sorry that I lost my temper.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03OK, it was very unprofessional of me.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05I will apologise.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06There, are we done?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08What did he say that upset you so much?

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Maybe I'm just sick and tired of everyone trying to undermine me.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15I just want to do my job, Luc.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17I'd like to get a little bit of respect.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Well, why don't you just do it?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Shut out the white noise, get your head down,

0:14:21 > 0:14:23ignore the rest of the world.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Cos we're not all like you.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27We can't all just do that.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40I'm afraid that the CT scan showed that the AVM had bled.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43So, what? You'll want to operate?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Well, given the small size of the bleed, and the risks of surgery,

0:14:46 > 0:14:51we don't believe it's worth operating at this stage.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52So, what can you do?

0:14:52 > 0:14:54All we can do now is keep an eye on her,

0:14:54 > 0:14:57and see if she shows any signs of improvement.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Could she wake up?

0:14:58 > 0:15:01As my colleague says, we'll keep a close eye on her.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14You OK?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17When we were 17, the summer we met,

0:15:17 > 0:15:21Hen told me about a view that she'd found up near where we lived.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24So, she dragged me up this near-vertical hill.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28I'm out of breath after about five minutes, but up she goes.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Then half way up, she gashes her leg open on a rock.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33But it doesn't slow her down.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35And when we got to the top,

0:15:35 > 0:15:37the view was so breathtaking,

0:15:37 > 0:15:39I asked her to marry me on the spot.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Hen doesn't give up, you know.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44She never gives up.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Don't worry, we'll look after her.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50I know you will.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53I know that.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Come on, Hen.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57You can do it.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Be strong.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02You know, they've been together 40 years?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04You get less for murder.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07I can't imagine what it must be like to be with someone that long.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Like being buried alive.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Do you know, one day, that'll be you in that bed

0:16:12 > 0:16:14wanting someone to fight your corner.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- To hold your hand.- Sure.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20But I'm not about to trade in passion for bedroom slippers

0:16:20 > 0:16:22just cos I'm scared I'll die alone some day.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00I still don't get why you don't want to have a proper wedding.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02It's not that I don't want a proper wedding.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Aren't you going to wear a big white dress?

0:17:04 > 0:17:06No, I think I'd look a bit silly in a big white dress.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09What will we call you when you and Dad are married?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11"Chrissie" will be fine.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13I think it's like you're ashamed to be getting married.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Rachel, do you want to come to the wedding or not?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Suppose.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Right, here we are. First stop - Holby City!

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Next stop - school!

0:17:26 > 0:17:27What was that?

0:17:27 > 0:17:29What?

0:17:29 > 0:17:30The hand drop?

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Ah, it's no big deal.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32OK. Well, in that case...

0:17:32 > 0:17:35I just don't think it's very professional, that's all.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Well, I disagree. I see consultants holding hands all the time.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38Elliot and Jac,

0:17:38 > 0:17:41Hanssen and Ric Griffin. Everyone's at it.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Well, I don't think we need to rub it in our colleagues' faces,

0:17:43 > 0:17:45- the fact that we're... - The fact that we're what?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47- You know. - I was just holding your hand!

0:17:47 > 0:17:50It's not like we were going at it hammer and tongs in the coffee bar.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- Come on. Hold my hand.- No.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Hold my hand!- No. Get off...

0:17:55 > 0:17:57- No.- Olly, I'm serious.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Well, I'm not letting go, so...

0:17:59 > 0:18:02You all right? You seem a bit...

0:18:02 > 0:18:05So would you be if you were stuck in a hot car with a bunch of Levys.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08That's what you signed up for.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11What happened?

0:18:11 > 0:18:13She blew a pupil.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19We ran a CT scan and the bleed's got much bigger.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21So, we're taking her straight into theatre.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25Why? I mean, at her age, aren't you taking a massive risk?

0:18:25 > 0:18:28The neurosurgeons have talked to the husband. He knows the risks.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- He still wants to put her through it?- I've got the information.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33I know there's a chance she won't survive the op.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35I also know she'll almost certainly die without it.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39The neuros are taking her through now. You scrubbing in?

0:18:39 > 0:18:40Sure.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42So you collapsed on a bus? Is that right?

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Miss Yang.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Yes. I know your name is Miss Yang, yes. I got that.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49And you collapsed on a bus?

0:18:49 > 0:18:51SPEAKS CHINESE

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Yes, I know you have pain in your heart.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56We think you might have had a heart attack...

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Is there any luck with that translator?

0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Not yet. I'm working on it. - Oh, terrific! Marvellous!

0:19:00 > 0:19:03I have no way of communicating with Miss Yang. There's no patient notes.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07It's like Odile all over again.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Except, hopefully not. Obviously.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13So, did you get the pain relief? Did you get the Camoxidan?

0:19:13 > 0:19:16- Yeah.- Then, given her echo results,

0:19:16 > 0:19:18let's get her up to Darwin, as soon as possible.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Could you give them a call?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22I've already done it. Miss Naylor is expecting her shortly.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Ah, well, I'm sure Jac will give her a very warm welcome.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Sacha, there's somebody here to see you.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Oh, great. Who?

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Oh, crikey!

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Ah, Doctor Lo.

0:19:40 > 0:19:44Before you go running to HR, I want you to know

0:19:44 > 0:19:46that I'm in no way making cultural assumptions

0:19:46 > 0:19:49in regards to your ethnicity,

0:19:49 > 0:19:50but do you by any chance speak Chinese?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52SPEAKS CHINESE

0:19:53 > 0:19:55That's a yes.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Well. Looks like we might have finally found a use for you, then.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Well?

0:20:08 > 0:20:09She's survived the operation.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Of course she did. I told you.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13My girl's made of strong stuff.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15But I have to stress that she's still in a critical condition.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- So, what happens now?- We take her through to Intensive Care.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22- Can I go with her? - I'm afraid we need some time to get her set up in ITU.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24But as soon as we've finished, you can go through.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27When she wakes up, you'll let her know I'm here, won't you?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Of course.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Congratulations!

0:20:37 > 0:20:38What did we do?

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Not you. Sister Williams! You kept that quiet.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43- Why didn't you say anything? - About what?

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Sister Williams and Mr Levy are getting married on Friday!

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Really?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49So. Tell us everything. What's the dress like?

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Who are your bridesmaids?

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Where are you going on your honeymoon?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55- It's not that kind of wedding. - Oh, that's a shame!

0:20:55 > 0:20:58And it was supposed to be a secret. How does everyone know?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00What choice did you leave me, Sacha?

0:21:00 > 0:21:05I was this close to breaking my leg so I could get myself admitted.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Mum.

0:21:06 > 0:21:11So, you're running away like some kind of shotgun job.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Where're you going? Gretna Green?

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Mum. You know I adore you, but this is the reason I didn't tell you.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Because I knew it would become this huge issue.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21I'm not making any huge issue.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Aren't you?- No!

0:21:23 > 0:21:26You're an adult. You can do what you like.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Thank you.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32I might feel a little hurt.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35I might wonder what I've done to offend you

0:21:35 > 0:21:39and Chrissie that you shut me out like this.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Look, you know, we've got three kids between us.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43We've both been married before.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46It's not exactly like we're love's young dream, is it?

0:21:46 > 0:21:48What's age got to do with it?

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Sacha, if you can look me in the eye, and tell me

0:21:51 > 0:21:55that a little registry office with no-one there -

0:21:55 > 0:21:56is that what you really want?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Is that your dream wedding?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Is that going to make you happy?

0:22:01 > 0:22:05Then I will give you my blessing.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Ah, Valentine! Any sign of your girlfriend?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14- My what?- She was supposed to be getting back to me

0:22:14 > 0:22:17with a diagnosis for our Chinese friend about half an hour ago.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19I'll go and check. And FYI she's not my girlfriend.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Oh. Just sex, then, is it?

0:22:20 > 0:22:25No, I think you must be confusing us with you and Nurse Maconie.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31SPEAKS CHINESE

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Yep, right. Uh-huh.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Mum, I'm going to call you back.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56"Mum?"

0:22:59 > 0:23:01See, in my experience, when a woman's about to get married

0:23:01 > 0:23:03usually she can't talk about anything else.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06- But you...? - I don't want to talk about this.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07Er, correct me if I'm wrong,

0:23:07 > 0:23:10but isn't this supposed to be the happiest day of your life?

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Tell me. Am I making a terrible mistake, here?

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why would you even ask me that?

0:23:16 > 0:23:17Just tell me.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Look, it doesn't it matter what I...

0:23:18 > 0:23:22The only thing that matters is what you think.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25I thought I'd feel certain by now,

0:23:25 > 0:23:27but I've just got all these questions

0:23:27 > 0:23:29going round and round in my head.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33Like can I really be the wife he wants me to be?

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Can I stay faithful to him for the rest of my life?

0:23:36 > 0:23:39I mean, I've screwed every other relationship up,

0:23:39 > 0:23:40so why would this be different?

0:23:43 > 0:23:47You know what, Chrissie? You're asking the wrong guy.

0:23:47 > 0:23:48I mean, I don't know.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50I can't even book a holiday with a guy

0:23:50 > 0:23:54cos how do I know how I'm going to feel about him in three months.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57So, how do you know how you're going to feel in ten years?

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Or 20?

0:24:00 > 0:24:02I guess, you grow together.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05BEEPING

0:24:06 > 0:24:07What's up?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09ITU. It's Henny.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12OK, so just to be absolutely clear.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15You told Naylor you could speak Chinese when you can't?

0:24:15 > 0:24:18No, I can. It's just... Two languages in Chinese -

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Mandarin and Cantonese.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23And guess what, Miss Yang speaks Cantonese and I speak Mandarin.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Come on, they can't be that different.

0:24:25 > 0:24:30They're completely different. Like English and Swedish.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31Why don't you just come clean?

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Because this is the first time since I've been here

0:24:34 > 0:24:36that Miss Naylor actually needs me.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39- I can be genuinely useful to her. - Except you can't.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Thanks. Helpful.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43So, you decided to call your mother.

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Yeah, well, she speaks both.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47It was the best idea I could come up with on the spur of the moment.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49OK. What's your diagnosis?

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Well, I don't have one.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53I'd just managed to get hold of her when you showed up.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57OK. Well, I guess we should continue our cross-examination.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01- We?- Yup. Me, you, and your mum.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05I don't...I don't understand this.

0:25:05 > 0:25:06You said she was doing well.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09I said she survived the operation.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15We've done another scan.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17She has massive brain swelling.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20There's nothing more that the neurosurgeons can do.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22No. You have to do something.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24- I'm afraid there is nothing else that we can do.- There has to be.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26We can do what we can to make her comfortable.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28She won't be in any pain.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31No. No. Please. Please!

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Please, Henny.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Henny, don't give up.

0:25:34 > 0:25:39You can't give up. I'm not going to let you give up.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41She's only ever had Chinese medicine...

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Apart from the Camoxidan they presumably gave her on AAU?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46And she says that

0:25:46 > 0:25:49every friend of hers treated in a Western hospital

0:25:49 > 0:25:50has come out in a box.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Hang on, Mum.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53The cardiac enzymes rules out a heart attack.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55But there's clearly some sort of a murmur

0:25:55 > 0:25:57and the ECG shows irregular tracings.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Let's give her diuretics, beta blockers

0:25:59 > 0:26:03and run a stress echo first thing tomorrow morning, OK?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Hi, Mum.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08What?

0:26:10 > 0:26:13All she needs is a cup of tea to restore the balance.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Right, well, we might give you the beta blockers, too.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17Just to be on the safe side.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18Thank you.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27She'd figured out something was up, just like I said she would,

0:26:27 > 0:26:29and under cross-examination, I'm afraid Beka folded.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32So, she came to AAU demanding answers.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35And she took the opportunity to inform the entire hospital.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38OK. Listen to me. Listen to me. Here's the thing -

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Now everyone knows about it and the cat's out the bag,

0:26:41 > 0:26:43why don't we just go for it?

0:26:43 > 0:26:44Go for what?

0:26:44 > 0:26:45A proper wedding.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49Come on, come on. Bad dancing.

0:26:49 > 0:26:50Too much food. A buffet.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53You know, and everyone we know and love there to support us.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55- We get married in two days' time. - It's fine, it's fine.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Mum said she'd organise everything for us.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59BEEPING

0:26:59 > 0:27:00Right, I've got to go.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Look, she said nothing would make her happier

0:27:02 > 0:27:04than to give us the wedding we deserve.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Just think about it, OK?

0:27:05 > 0:27:10Oh, and I'll go on a diet after the wedding. Yes? Promise.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18What?

0:27:20 > 0:27:21Will you stop laughing at me?

0:27:21 > 0:27:23You could have come clean,

0:27:23 > 0:27:26and instead, you decide to jump through all these ridiculous hoops.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28You're a genius at making life difficult for yourself.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31- Shut up.- Honestly. It's what I love about you.

0:27:33 > 0:27:34I...er.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38- Beta blockers and diuretics. - Yeah. Do you need me to...?

0:27:38 > 0:27:39- No. I'm good, thanks.- Good.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45Tea! Yes! Thank you.

0:27:45 > 0:27:50Yes, tea. But only if you take these.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57I'm sorry, what was that?

0:27:57 > 0:27:59No, you need to take them.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Take them.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04It says in your notes that you took two Camoxidan in AAU, so...

0:28:04 > 0:28:08Hang on a minute. Empty your pockets.

0:28:08 > 0:28:13Pockets, empty. Now.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21Well, these are aspirin.

0:28:21 > 0:28:25Why would they say Camoxidan if they gave you aspirin?

0:28:25 > 0:28:27SHE SPEAKS CHINESE

0:28:27 > 0:28:29I'm sorry. I don't understand.

0:28:32 > 0:28:36SHE SPEAK CHINESE

0:28:39 > 0:28:43No, no. Definitely not.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49As the sun travelled downwards as she walked

0:28:49 > 0:28:51with grains across the sand.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53The tide moving gently toward the rocks,

0:28:53 > 0:28:56stopping close to the edge.

0:28:56 > 0:29:01She looked into the deep blue water.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03That's very kind of you. Thank you.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06I've been sat here for two hours,

0:29:06 > 0:29:08trying to pluck up the courage to call her kids.

0:29:08 > 0:29:12- Her kids?- You've all assumed, and not unreasonably,

0:29:12 > 0:29:15that Henny's my wife.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18Oh, I'm sorry. It's just something you said

0:29:18 > 0:29:21- about proposing when you were 17.- I did.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23But my parents thought we were too young to know our own minds.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27So, we went our separate ways. I joined the Merchant Navy.

0:29:27 > 0:29:28I wound up in Sydney.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30We married other people. Had kids.

0:29:30 > 0:29:34- Lived our lives. - So, how did you...?

0:29:34 > 0:29:40One night, three years ago, I couldn't sleep.

0:29:40 > 0:29:44So, I went looking for something to read and I found this.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47And there was her name. Our names together on the page.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49And I suddenly realised

0:29:49 > 0:29:53I'd spent most of my life feeling like there was a part of me missing.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58The power of the internet! Took me five minutes to find her.

0:29:58 > 0:30:03Still living in the same town I'd left behind 40 years previously.

0:30:05 > 0:30:06So, what did you do?

0:30:06 > 0:30:10I contrived a business trip to London.

0:30:10 > 0:30:11Dropped her a casual e-mail

0:30:11 > 0:30:14suggesting we have a quick coffee at Paddington Station.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18It took us ten seconds to realise

0:30:18 > 0:30:22we'd both spent our lives married to the wrong people.

0:30:25 > 0:30:28- Oh, good. You're still alive. - Why wouldn't I be?

0:30:28 > 0:30:31The fact you disappeared off the face of the earth last night,

0:30:31 > 0:30:32and haven't been answering your mobile.

0:30:32 > 0:30:36Yeah, well. I had studying to do, so, I just switched it off.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38Right.

0:30:40 > 0:30:41Miss Yang!

0:30:43 > 0:30:46Lucy grab me a crash trolley, please!

0:30:46 > 0:30:47- Morning, Professor Hope.- Morning.

0:30:47 > 0:30:49She seems to be having some sort of reaction.

0:30:49 > 0:30:52- What have you given her? - Beta blockers and diuretics.

0:30:52 > 0:30:56Has she taken anything else? Eaten? Opiates?

0:30:56 > 0:30:58- Unlikely. Look at her. - Didn't she have Camoxidan on AAU?

0:30:58 > 0:31:00- No she just had aspirin. - OK, I'll check.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Does she have any allergies?

0:31:02 > 0:31:04I don't know. This is her first time in hospital.

0:31:04 > 0:31:06She doesn't have any notes.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08You didn't just ask her?

0:31:08 > 0:31:11Dr Lo! We need to find out if she's allergic to anything.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18- Who are you calling?- My mum.

0:31:18 > 0:31:19Is she a cardiologist?

0:31:19 > 0:31:22Oh, I remember. Chinese lady - knitting, spoke no English.

0:31:22 > 0:31:25She was prescribed two Camoxidan on ward...

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Yeah, but did you actually see her take them?

0:31:27 > 0:31:29I can't honestly remember. Why?

0:31:29 > 0:31:31She's been pretending to take her medication

0:31:31 > 0:31:33and putting the pills in her pocket,

0:31:33 > 0:31:35but the pills in her pocket are just aspirin tablets,

0:31:35 > 0:31:37and there's no record of any...

0:31:37 > 0:31:40Oh, you're quite right. My mistake. She was just given aspirin.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43I'll amend our records. Bye.

0:31:50 > 0:31:53- Nurse McKee.- Yeah?

0:31:53 > 0:31:55I've got a patient in bed eight with acute abdo pains.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58I wonder if you could get her two Camoxidan.

0:31:58 > 0:32:01- OK.- Failing that, I'm sure aspirin would be just as effective.

0:32:01 > 0:32:05After all, the two are pretty much interchangeable, aren't they?

0:32:06 > 0:32:08So, I spoke to Hemingway.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11It was just aspirin that they gave her. That's all.

0:32:11 > 0:32:13This is a ridiculous situation...

0:32:13 > 0:32:16This is our western medicine. She told us it was poison.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18What's she taken in the last 24 hours?

0:32:18 > 0:32:21Could you ask her to ask her to please tell us

0:32:21 > 0:32:23what she's taken?

0:32:23 > 0:32:26Must be something. She's Jac Naylor's patient, could you page her?

0:32:26 > 0:32:28It's already done.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30SHE SPEAKS CHINESE

0:32:30 > 0:32:34Thank you. Could it be something she's eaten?

0:32:34 > 0:32:35Hello, hello, Mrs Lo, yes, yes.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38Could you ask what has she had to eat and drink, thank you.

0:32:38 > 0:32:39The tea. Ma Huang.

0:32:39 > 0:32:43- What?- Of course!

0:32:43 > 0:32:44Well, this all looks very cosy.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46Do you mind bringing me up to speed?

0:32:46 > 0:32:49Miss Yang drinks Ma Huang tea which contains ephedrine

0:32:49 > 0:32:53which in large quantities would have exacerbated her aortic stenosis.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56I mean this is something Chinese herbalists

0:32:56 > 0:32:57prescribe for a common cold.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00I think it's led to distension of her left ventricle

0:33:00 > 0:33:04and I would suggest you perform an urgent aortic valve replacement.

0:33:04 > 0:33:08Would you, now? Well, I'm almost impressed.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12Prep her, you can join me in theatre.

0:33:13 > 0:33:17Oh, Mum! Er, Mum, Hi. Yes. No, it's fine. No, thank you. Goodbye.

0:33:19 > 0:33:23- This has got nothing to do with you. - This has everything to do with me.

0:33:23 > 0:33:26One of our patients was in agony because she had no pain relief.

0:33:26 > 0:33:27I gave her painkillers.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30It's not my fault if she chose not to take them.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32Firstly, you're supposed to make sure

0:33:32 > 0:33:34the patient actually swallows what you give them.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37And secondly, you gave her the wrong pain relief.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39Why did you give her the wrong pain relief?

0:33:39 > 0:33:42Why are you asking me a question when you already know the answer?

0:33:42 > 0:33:43Because I want to hear you say it.

0:33:43 > 0:33:48- I want you to tell me the truth for once.- Fine.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50I swapped the Camoxidan with aspirin

0:33:50 > 0:33:54because I knew it would make almost no difference whatsoever to her,

0:33:54 > 0:33:56and I had a headache.

0:33:56 > 0:34:00If you had a headache, you might have taken the aspirin yourself.

0:34:00 > 0:34:03- How many times have you done this? - A couple.

0:34:05 > 0:34:06How many are you taking?

0:34:07 > 0:34:09What difference does it make to you, Luc?

0:34:09 > 0:34:11How many are you taking?

0:34:11 > 0:34:13One every now and then, all right?

0:34:13 > 0:34:15It's not like I'm some massive pill head. I'm a nurse.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18- I know what I'm doing.- What like Schneider knew what he was doing?

0:34:18 > 0:34:22- Ah! You are loving this, aren't you? - Mm?

0:34:22 > 0:34:25Sat up on your high horse, passing judgement on the rest of us.

0:34:25 > 0:34:26You're absolutely right.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28There's nothing I like more than sticking my neck

0:34:28 > 0:34:29on the line for someone

0:34:29 > 0:34:31only to find out they've been lying to me all along.

0:34:31 > 0:34:34I never asked you to stick up for me.

0:34:34 > 0:34:37No, but I did. Because I thought you were better than him.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39But you're not. You're just as weak as he is.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41And for the record,

0:34:41 > 0:34:45you put a foot wrong with one of my patients, you are on your own.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09I just came to say goodbye. My shift's ended now.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12I wish you could've met her.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Did you manage to get hold of her children?

0:35:14 > 0:35:16I called her eldest. He's on his way down with his sister.

0:35:16 > 0:35:18Well done.

0:35:18 > 0:35:22You wouldn't believe it, he thanked me.

0:35:22 > 0:35:26He said he'd never seen her so happy as these last three years.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28He could show me such kindness, you know, after...

0:35:28 > 0:35:30So, you can't regret what happened.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33I can regret listening to my parents.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36I can regret the pain we caused.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38But how can I regret the rest?

0:35:40 > 0:35:43No matter what else I've done, I found my soul mate.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46How many of us can say that?

0:35:57 > 0:35:59You OK?

0:36:00 > 0:36:02How do I know?

0:36:02 > 0:36:04How do I know if Sacha and I should be together?

0:36:06 > 0:36:09How do I know if I'm doing the right thing?

0:36:09 > 0:36:11Listen, Chrissie,

0:36:11 > 0:36:14you're supposed to be getting married in less than 24 hours.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18If you're still not sure, maybe you need to talk to...

0:36:18 > 0:36:20There she is - the blushing bride!

0:36:20 > 0:36:22Chantelle, give us a minute, please.

0:36:22 > 0:36:23I just came to let you know

0:36:23 > 0:36:26you've got 15 minutes to change into something glam.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29Why?

0:36:29 > 0:36:32They're coming, they're coming, they're coming!

0:36:32 > 0:36:34- Here she is!- Surprise!

0:36:34 > 0:36:37APPLAUSE

0:36:37 > 0:36:39Think that's my cue to er...

0:36:39 > 0:36:42Don't you even think about it.

0:36:59 > 0:37:03Earlier today, I asked your hubby-to-be

0:37:03 > 0:37:06a few questions about you and your relationship.

0:37:07 > 0:37:12So, now we're going to find out how well you really know each other.

0:37:12 > 0:37:17OK. The first question's easy. Where did you two meet?

0:37:17 > 0:37:18Right, we met in a bar.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20The first thing she said to me was

0:37:20 > 0:37:23"you look nothing like your photograph".

0:37:23 > 0:37:26And he didn't look anything like his photograph.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28And from then on, it just got worse.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31She told me the only reason she was still there

0:37:31 > 0:37:34is because the first two guys she'd chosen had bailed.

0:37:34 > 0:37:36We didn't really hit it off straight away.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38She let me buy her the world's smallest glass of wine,

0:37:38 > 0:37:41which she downed in about three seconds,

0:37:41 > 0:37:44and then she said to me,

0:37:44 > 0:37:45"You seem like a nice guy...

0:37:45 > 0:37:47"But this really isn't happening."

0:37:47 > 0:37:51- But he wouldn't give up. - That's my boy.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53I said "OK, fine. Fair enough.

0:37:53 > 0:37:54"You don't fancy me.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56"That's, that's fair enough.

0:37:56 > 0:38:01"But there is this Italian called Rodolfo's round the corner

0:38:01 > 0:38:04"which does the best tiramisu in the world and I don't know about you,

0:38:04 > 0:38:07"but I am absolutely starving and we've both got to eat, haven't we?"

0:38:07 > 0:38:10I said I would come as long as he didn't make a pass at me.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13I realised this is probably the only time in my life

0:38:13 > 0:38:15I would get to spend time with a woman this beautiful,

0:38:15 > 0:38:18so, I just thought, you know,

0:38:18 > 0:38:21I'd make the evening last as long as I could.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24The restaurant was absolutely awful.

0:38:24 > 0:38:28It is my absolute favourite restaurant.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30You know, waiters singing opera.

0:38:30 > 0:38:34These fantastic murals, you know, in the loo.

0:38:34 > 0:38:38And there was about three bottles of a really cheap Chianti.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40You know the stuff you get in a basket.

0:38:40 > 0:38:44And by the end of the night we had conceived Daniel.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47- Oh.- Thanks, for that.

0:38:47 > 0:38:50Impressive. You should take notes.

0:38:50 > 0:38:55That is so romantic! Do you ever go back to the restaurant?

0:38:55 > 0:38:58No, I don't. I don't even know if it's still there.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00Really? If it was me, I'd go back all the time.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02It's where it first began.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05OK. The next question.

0:39:05 > 0:39:09I asked Sacha what his favourite part of your body was.

0:39:09 > 0:39:13THEY LAUGH

0:39:13 > 0:39:15KNOCK ON DOOR

0:39:15 > 0:39:18Who are we expecting. You didn't invite Hanssen, did you?

0:39:18 > 0:39:21I did, but he said he has salsa class on a Thursday night.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23Oh, it should be that dwarf stripper I ordered.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25You didn't?

0:39:25 > 0:39:27Now this is what I call a party!

0:39:27 > 0:39:30- You haven't shaved his eyebrows off yet?- You came!

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Yep. There's still 12 hours to go.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36I didn't want to miss the opportunity

0:39:36 > 0:39:38to talk you out of making the biggest mistake of your life.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46Jac Naylor, ladies and gentleman.

0:39:52 > 0:39:56I'm so happy to see this day.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58There was a time,

0:39:58 > 0:40:00after what happened with Helen,

0:40:00 > 0:40:04I thought he'd never get over it.

0:40:06 > 0:40:10A man's wife cheats on him like that...

0:40:11 > 0:40:16Took him a long time to trust anybody after that.

0:40:16 > 0:40:20That's why, in the end, I signed him up for the computer dating.

0:40:20 > 0:40:23Practically had to force him to go there.

0:40:23 > 0:40:28And then, at his first date he meets you!

0:40:30 > 0:40:34As soon as I met you, I knew you were meant to be together.

0:40:34 > 0:40:38I knew before you did!

0:40:40 > 0:40:45In the Jewish faith, we believe that an unmarried man is incomplete.

0:40:45 > 0:40:50Tomorrow you will make my Sacha

0:40:50 > 0:40:52finally complete.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59I know, technically, we're colleagues, I know we're colleagues

0:40:59 > 0:41:01- Oh, here we go.- But I...

0:41:01 > 0:41:04I think of you guys as friends, I really do,

0:41:04 > 0:41:07and I couldn't wish for better friends,

0:41:07 > 0:41:09I really couldn't.

0:41:09 > 0:41:10I love you guys.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12There it is!

0:41:12 > 0:41:14I do, I love you guys.

0:41:14 > 0:41:17I just wish you could all have what I have...

0:41:17 > 0:41:20Well, you know. In fairness, most of the hospital's had what you have.

0:41:20 > 0:41:23- Ooh, come on, Jac! - It's fine. Look, look.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26Who are we kidding? Who are we kidding?

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Chrissie's never pretended to be a nun.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Mmmm, you've just gone with the usual scenarios -

0:41:30 > 0:41:33Japanese schoolgirl, flight attendant...

0:41:33 > 0:41:35You're sick.

0:41:35 > 0:41:38But, no seriously, we have to hand him some credit here,

0:41:38 > 0:41:41- because this woman carries more baggage than a 737.- Really?

0:41:41 > 0:41:44- Several married consultants... - Yes, I know. I know.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46- Connie Beauchamp's then husband... - Yes.

0:41:46 > 0:41:50Sam Strachan, Stuart McElroy - he cut her face.

0:41:50 > 0:41:54- What?- Oh, who was the other one? Oliver Valentine...

0:41:54 > 0:41:57But, to be fair, she's not the only one to go there, is she Jac?

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Yeah, Greg Douglas...

0:41:59 > 0:42:01What?!

0:42:01 > 0:42:04Dan Hamilton. I mean, Dan Hamilton.

0:42:04 > 0:42:06She didn't marry any of them, did she? You know.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08To the best of my knowledge, she's only been married once

0:42:08 > 0:42:11and that was to Owen, and that ended a long time ago.

0:42:11 > 0:42:15I imagine the affair he had with her mother probably didn't help.

0:42:15 > 0:42:19- Good god.- Really?- Look. But look, whatever's happened in the past,

0:42:19 > 0:42:23- I am the father of her child.- Maybe. - And, well...

0:42:24 > 0:42:27Yes, and I am the man she wants to be married to

0:42:27 > 0:42:29and that is good enough for me.

0:42:29 > 0:42:31Here, here.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33Cheers to that.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36MUSIC PLAYS: "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Where's the guest of honour?

0:42:47 > 0:42:49I thought she was with you?

0:43:05 > 0:43:07DRUNKEN CHEER

0:43:11 > 0:43:12Chrissie!

0:43:12 > 0:43:14It's quarter past midnight,

0:43:14 > 0:43:17so, technically, it's your wedding day.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19I thought it was supposed to be bad luck for the bride

0:43:19 > 0:43:22and groom to see each other before the...

0:43:24 > 0:43:26Oh, my god, you're not...?

0:43:26 > 0:43:28Please don't make this any harder.

0:43:28 > 0:43:31Of course you are. Of course you are.

0:43:31 > 0:43:33You're going to bail on him, aren't you?

0:43:35 > 0:43:37- Good.- What?

0:43:37 > 0:43:41More than anyone I have ever met, he deserves to be happy.

0:43:41 > 0:43:45So if you can't stand up in front of everyone tomorrow

0:43:45 > 0:43:46and promise to be faithful to him

0:43:46 > 0:43:49for the rest of your life, then it's better to break his heart now

0:43:49 > 0:43:52before this goes any further.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55This has nothing to do with you.

0:43:55 > 0:43:58It was always just a matter of time before you screwed him over.

0:43:59 > 0:44:02Because people don't change.

0:44:02 > 0:44:03Not really.

0:44:03 > 0:44:07And deep down, he's not what you want.

0:44:09 > 0:44:11But I guess you're the wrong side of 40

0:44:11 > 0:44:13and scared of being on your own.

0:44:27 > 0:44:28How are you feeling, Miss Yang?

0:44:30 > 0:44:34SHE SPEAKS CHINESE

0:44:34 > 0:44:36SHE SPEAKS CHINESE

0:44:36 > 0:44:38She says she's feeling much better.

0:44:38 > 0:44:41Well, the aortic valve replacement was a complete success,

0:44:41 > 0:44:42so, all being well,

0:44:42 > 0:44:45we should be able to send you home in the next few days.

0:44:45 > 0:44:46SHE SPEAKS CHINESE

0:44:53 > 0:44:54She looks confused.

0:44:54 > 0:44:55Why does she look confused?

0:44:55 > 0:44:57She doesn't. She looks fine.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03I'd better get on the translation hotline line.

0:45:05 > 0:45:07Thank you.

0:45:07 > 0:45:08You're welcome.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10Hi.

0:45:10 > 0:45:11Hey.

0:45:12 > 0:45:15What does that mean? What's that...?

0:45:15 > 0:45:18Dunno? No idea.

0:45:24 > 0:45:25Pam!

0:45:33 > 0:45:34Hello?

0:45:39 > 0:45:43Is it me, or is it very, very quiet round here?

0:45:43 > 0:45:44Eerily so.

0:45:46 > 0:45:52Still no answer. From any of them. From Chrissie, from my mum.

0:45:54 > 0:45:57I just don't understand it. It makes no sense.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59I'm sure there's a logical explanation.

0:46:02 > 0:46:07Yes, well, there's a very logical explanation.

0:46:08 > 0:46:13I just don't want to face it.

0:46:16 > 0:46:17You hungry?

0:46:39 > 0:46:41Why here?

0:46:41 > 0:46:42Do you know it?

0:46:42 > 0:46:44This is the place I was telling you about.

0:46:44 > 0:46:48This is... This is Rodolfo's! Where we both met.

0:47:04 > 0:47:08What's going on? We went to the Registry office.

0:47:08 > 0:47:12You didn't want to get married in that tiny little room, did you?

0:47:12 > 0:47:13I thought that's what you wanted.

0:47:13 > 0:47:16I want to make you happy.

0:47:18 > 0:47:22I don't understand. What does this mean?

0:47:22 > 0:47:23What do you think it means, dummy?

0:47:23 > 0:47:27You want to get married here? In Rodolfo's?

0:47:29 > 0:47:30Why here?

0:47:30 > 0:47:34Apparently it does the best tiramisu in the world.

0:47:34 > 0:47:36We're ready. He's here.

0:47:43 > 0:47:47MUSIC PLAYS: "At Last" by Etta James

0:47:49 > 0:47:52APPLAUSE

0:48:11 > 0:48:16- Who did all this, then?- Us.

0:48:41 > 0:48:44Ladies and gentlemen, a very warm welcome to you all.

0:48:44 > 0:48:47We're gathered here today to witness the marriage of Sacha...

0:48:47 > 0:48:51..Will you love her, comfort her, honour and protect her,

0:48:51 > 0:48:53and, forsaking all others,

0:48:53 > 0:48:57be faithful to her for as long as you both shall live?

0:48:57 > 0:48:59I will.

0:48:59 > 0:49:03Chrissie, will you take Sacha to be your husband?

0:49:03 > 0:49:07Will you love him, comfort him, honour and protect him,

0:49:07 > 0:49:09and, forsaking all others, be faithful to him

0:49:09 > 0:49:11as long as you both shall live?

0:49:14 > 0:49:16I will.

0:49:22 > 0:49:25And now I believe the beautiful bride

0:49:25 > 0:49:31would like to say a few words, so ladies and gentlemen,

0:49:31 > 0:49:35I give you the new Mrs Levy!

0:49:38 > 0:49:42Well, I would just like to thank my new mother-in-law,

0:49:42 > 0:49:44and my gorgeous bridesmaids,

0:49:44 > 0:49:47for helping me organise such a special occasion,

0:49:47 > 0:49:48at such short notice.

0:49:48 > 0:49:53Now, it's no big secret that in my search for Prince Charming,

0:49:53 > 0:49:55I've kissed a lot of frogs.

0:49:55 > 0:49:58And it has taken me a while to realise

0:49:58 > 0:50:03that the best man of all was right under my nose the whole time.

0:50:03 > 0:50:08And, as luck would have it, he's the father of my child.

0:50:08 > 0:50:11Now a few of you have asked when I first realised,

0:50:11 > 0:50:15you know, what was the moment that I knew he was the man for me.

0:50:15 > 0:50:17Well, I can give you three moments.

0:50:17 > 0:50:23One was last December when he sat at a bar by a piano

0:50:23 > 0:50:26and serenaded me to his unique version

0:50:26 > 0:50:29of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas".

0:50:30 > 0:50:34And one was an awful week earlier this year,

0:50:34 > 0:50:37when I thought I might have lost him,

0:50:37 > 0:50:39and I was more frightened,

0:50:39 > 0:50:42more lost, than I'd ever been in my life.

0:50:44 > 0:50:47And one was seeing him through someone else's eyes.

0:50:50 > 0:50:51A mutual friend of ours

0:50:51 > 0:50:54said that out of everyone she had ever met,

0:50:54 > 0:50:55he deserved to be happy.

0:50:55 > 0:50:58And I realised they were right.

0:50:58 > 0:51:01And that I was the lucky women who's been given that job.

0:51:03 > 0:51:07I know that I will never meet a man as good as you.

0:51:07 > 0:51:09As kind as you.

0:51:11 > 0:51:15And I promise that I will do everything I can to make you happy.

0:51:17 > 0:51:20APPLAUSE

0:51:23 > 0:51:27MUSIC PLAYS: "Love Shack" by the B-52s

0:51:35 > 0:51:39So, I looked up the red string online.

0:51:39 > 0:51:42Miss Yang is just a crazy old lady.

0:51:42 > 0:51:45It turns out, the gods tie an invisible string

0:51:45 > 0:51:48around those who are destined to be together.

0:51:48 > 0:51:51She thinks we're soul mates.

0:51:51 > 0:51:54Oh. There's no such thing.

0:52:00 > 0:52:01Leaving?

0:52:01 > 0:52:04Yes, when the dancing starts, it's my cue to leave, definitely.

0:52:04 > 0:52:07I don't want to endure any inebriated, dad-dancing.

0:52:07 > 0:52:09That's a shame, I'm in the mood for a boogie.

0:52:09 > 0:52:13- Who invited you?- Elliot was kind enough to tip us off.

0:52:13 > 0:52:16And there was no way I was going to pass up a wedding.

0:52:16 > 0:52:19A free bar, and lots of desperate single women!

0:52:19 > 0:52:20What's not to love?

0:52:20 > 0:52:23So, are you and me going to dance, or what?

0:52:23 > 0:52:26- I don't dance.- Fair enough.

0:52:26 > 0:52:31But I challenge you to resist the urge to move when you see this.

0:52:31 > 0:52:34You really have no self-respect, at all, do you?

0:52:34 > 0:52:36Screw self-respect. It's a wedding!

0:52:37 > 0:52:39Hemingway!

0:52:40 > 0:52:41Why aren't you dancing?

0:52:41 > 0:52:43Oh, I know.

0:52:43 > 0:52:45Is it because it's really uncomfortable

0:52:45 > 0:52:48to move with that pole stuck up your arse?

0:52:48 > 0:52:50- Eddi...- Don't ignore me.

0:52:50 > 0:52:53Oy! Where you going? I'm talking to you!

0:52:56 > 0:52:57Hey! Turn the music off!

0:52:57 > 0:52:59MUSIC STOPS

0:52:59 > 0:53:00ALL: Aw!

0:53:07 > 0:53:11I just want to say, well done, Sacha.

0:53:11 > 0:53:14THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD

0:53:17 > 0:53:19For finally growing a pair!

0:53:19 > 0:53:21Woo-hoo!

0:53:21 > 0:53:24And Chrissie, Chrissie...

0:53:26 > 0:53:29Try not to cut them off all at once, will you?

0:53:29 > 0:53:32Ooh, Luc Hemmingway, hello. Everybody look,

0:53:32 > 0:53:35it's Luc Hemingway! Luc Hemingway.

0:53:35 > 0:53:38Look, stop it. You're making a fool of yourself.

0:53:38 > 0:53:39Oh, no! No!

0:53:39 > 0:53:42He thinks I'm making a fool out of myself.

0:53:42 > 0:53:43Well, I don't think I am.

0:53:43 > 0:53:45I think it's because you're so goddamn boring!

0:53:45 > 0:53:47Don't touch me.

0:53:47 > 0:53:51Luc, don't touch me. Stop it, don't touch me.

0:53:51 > 0:53:55Well, now it's a wedding, right? Come on, don't be like that.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57You've seen drunk people before.

0:53:57 > 0:54:00Come on, DJ, let's get the music on.

0:54:00 > 0:54:02Malick, show 'em how it's done, come on now.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05ALL: Whoop!

0:54:15 > 0:54:18Luc, why can't you just leave me alone?

0:54:18 > 0:54:20Because I don't trust you to look after yourself.

0:54:20 > 0:54:23You want to talk to me about trust?

0:54:25 > 0:54:28OK, Luc, how about I trusted you.

0:54:30 > 0:54:34How about I trusted you enough to give you my key.

0:54:34 > 0:54:37And you ran away. No explanation.

0:54:37 > 0:54:39No reason. You just vanished.

0:54:41 > 0:54:43I would have done anything for you.

0:54:43 > 0:54:44No, don't.

0:54:44 > 0:54:46You did this to me.

0:54:46 > 0:54:50So, don't think you can come back here now

0:54:50 > 0:54:53playing some kind of hero because it makes you feel less guilty,

0:54:53 > 0:54:56because it's not going to make me hate you any less.

0:54:56 > 0:54:58And believe me, I hate you.

0:55:00 > 0:55:03I really hate you.

0:55:08 > 0:55:10MUSIC PLAYS: "The Way You Look Tonight"

0:55:31 > 0:55:34- Hey. Want to dance?- I don't dance.

0:55:34 > 0:55:36- Why not?- I don't want to make a fool out of myself.

0:55:36 > 0:55:39Well, see, that's the great thing about dancing.

0:55:39 > 0:55:41So long we both make a fool of ourselves at the same time,

0:55:41 > 0:55:43it doesn't matter, does it?

0:55:43 > 0:55:45I don't know.

0:55:45 > 0:55:48Just go with it. Don't over-think it.

0:55:48 > 0:55:52Ladies and gentlemen, would you make your way outside,

0:55:52 > 0:55:56as the bride and groom are ready to leave!

0:56:12 > 0:56:14SPEAKS CHINESE

0:56:14 > 0:56:16What does that mean?

0:56:29 > 0:56:33- I will, I promise you, I will. - Bye, dad.- Bye!

0:56:33 > 0:56:35Hang on. Wait.

0:56:36 > 0:56:39Bye, bye.

0:56:39 > 0:56:41Bye.

0:56:43 > 0:56:45Bye.

0:56:48 > 0:56:51Well, Mrs Levy.

0:56:53 > 0:56:55Mrs Levy.

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