Exit Strategy part 1

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0:00:38 > 0:00:40You understood the scan.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44A devastating stroke. She's not going to survive this.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Well, in my world this would be seen as throwing good money after bad.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49So what's going to happen now?

0:00:49 > 0:00:54I can't talk to David just now. He...hurt me.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56I guess we all have to except that there are three of us

0:00:56 > 0:00:59in this relationship now. Me, Jonny and Emma.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03I've seen the X-rays. How long?

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Long enough.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10I'm so sorry.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14But I'm here now.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- What the...?- Isn't that your space?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Well, yes, it is!

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- HE SIGHS - Keller's busy today.

0:01:41 > 0:01:47I managed to persuade Ms Campbell to fit us in on AAU.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49I don't want any fuss.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51There's got to be some perks to being the boss's daughter.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54As long as no-one calls it nepotism.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56PHONE RINGS

0:01:58 > 0:01:59David?

0:01:59 > 0:02:02No. Just an 0800 number.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Probably just some insurance scammers.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09You know, you don't have to worry. You're safe here.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11I know.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Well, better not keep Ms Campbell waiting.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Patience is a virtue.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46So is punctuality.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48So is chastity.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51The lift will come when it comes. What will be, will be.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Inspirational.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Yeah, I hate to ruin this whole Zen-like vibe

0:02:54 > 0:02:57you've got going on this morning, but I bring grim tidings.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Don't tell me I'm going to have to read THAT.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02I've been looking over the perioperative death statistics

0:03:02 > 0:03:04since the recent...unpleasantness.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Sounds positively fascinating.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08The Care Quality Commission are going to be all over this stuff.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11If I were you, I'd want to get a head start.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Well, can't you just give me the gist of it?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15The Tressler Foundation funding is dead.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18We're officially in damage limitation mode here.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- You're a real ray of sunshine, you are.- This is ridiculous.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24You need to be on point with this. There was talk of an inspection.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Ric, how many hernia repairs do you suppose

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- have taken place in this hospital? - Thousands, no doubt...

0:03:29 > 0:03:30And how many hernia repairs do you imagine

0:03:30 > 0:03:34I myself have carried out over my long and illustrious career?

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Plenty, I'm sure...- And I'm sure I don't have to tell you

0:03:36 > 0:03:38how comparatively insignificant

0:03:38 > 0:03:42an epigastric hernia repair is for a senior consultant, now, do I?

0:03:42 > 0:03:43No, but this is...

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Ric, what operation am I carrying out on your daughter this morning?

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- A hernia repair. - I do so enjoy our little chats.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55You be a good boy for Mummy, OK, and I'll see you really soon.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I love you. Bye... Bye...

0:03:59 > 0:04:00All set?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Yeah. Just making sure Jacob's OK.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08Don't worry. He's with the best child-minder in Holby.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11I just don't want him seeing me all... You know.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15David... He never hurt Jacob, did he?

0:04:15 > 0:04:20No. No, just, you know, the last few months...

0:04:20 > 0:04:23I think, kids pick up on things, just...

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Right, if you're all settled in, we can get started

0:04:25 > 0:04:27and have you home in no time.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Then perhaps things can get back to normal around here.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33You couldn't be in better hands.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35You'll be with me though, won't you, Dad?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37I'll be there when you wake up.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40I'd feel so much better if you were with me. Please.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Why not? Fun for the whole family!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Adele, would you mind?- No problem.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Any calls... - Say no more. I'll sort it.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54And...would you call security?

0:04:54 > 0:04:58There seems to be a rickshaw in my car parking space.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- No, you didn't... - No, I didn't come in on a rickshaw.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Daddy's little girl jumps to the front of the queue, I see.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12She did used to work here, you know.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Bet you'd expect the five-star treatment

0:05:14 > 0:05:16if the boot was on the other foot.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Mm. Nepotism. Trust me, this place runs on it.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21They're auditing the entire ward?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24So, I hope you've dotted your Js and crossed your Fs.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- What happened to Is and Ts? - I assumed you'd have those covered.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30It'd have to be today, with the disco bunny being conveniently sick post needlegate.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- You're not still going on about that, are you?!- Down the torpedoes!

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Not to mention... He's been doing that since he's got here!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Let me guess. Post-op lobotomy? - No, came up from the ED about 20 minutes ago.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43I can't quite decide if he's, you know..."urrr"... Or if he's just taking the...

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Pistons at maximum! - How are we supposed to handle him

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- with the Trust putting neuro under a microscope?- Notes?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52We've been kept waiting down there for hours. It's unacceptable.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Yes, well you're in the domain of the miracle-workers now.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57I shall be taking care of your grandfather personally.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- I'd expect nothing less. - Walter Cornish?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Yes. Yes. Mr Cornish, this is Mr Self.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04He'll be performing your operation.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Jolly good.- How are you feeling?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Shipshape and Bristol fashion.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I said there was no need for all this,

0:06:10 > 0:06:14but that lovely young lady downstairs was not for turning.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- CT scan?- Er, yeah, sorry.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Just bear with me...

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Here you go.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25Yes, that's the one. Acute subdural haematoma on the right.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Half a centimetre shift...

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Just a bump on the old noggin.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Did you test his motor response?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Yeah. No signs of weakness. GCS 14.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Shall I get a psych consult?

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Er...no, no, no. That won't be necessary.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Mr Cornish, I'm going to keep you under constant observation.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Anything you need, just give Dr Digby here a shout.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Right you are, Captain. - I thought you were going to perform an operation?- No.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49No sense drilling holes in his head

0:06:49 > 0:06:52if we can possibly avoid it, is there?

0:06:52 > 0:06:56You get yourself comfortable, sir, I'll be back to check on you shortly. Neuro obs every half hour.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59I want to know immediately if there's any changes in his GCS.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Clear?- Absolutely, yeah.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07That's it? You're not going to take him in to surgery?

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Er...

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Don't you wish we could've stayed all week?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Escape to the country and happy ever after...

0:07:20 > 0:07:23And three, two, one... back to reality.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25- I was thinking.- Uh-huh.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Maybe it's time we talked about making things a bit more...

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- I don't know, permanent.- If you're talking about carving our initials into a tree in the peace garden?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of commitment yet.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37It seems silly to be paying two lots of rent...

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Practical, frugal thinking. I like it.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Ah, the happy couple. How was the holiday?

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- It's was a mini-break. - Potato, potah-to.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48You look suitably refreshed. Did you enjoy yourselves?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50And then some! Country pub by the lake.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Guest ales and a roaring fire. Heaven.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Aww, how's little Emma? Three in a bed, was it?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57She slept right through, every night.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Natural maternal instincts, if ever I saw them.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01I do love the Lake District. Many fond memories.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03We took loads of photos if you want to see?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Ugh. Spare us, please.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07The only thing worse than other people's holiday snaps

0:08:07 > 0:08:11is watching everybody else pretend to be interested. Holiday's over.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13It was a mini-break.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15I've got a tricuspid repair coming up,

0:08:15 > 0:08:17so I'll be needing a senior nurse to assist me.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Cool. - I've got a handover due any minute.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Yeah, but you can handle that, can't you? What will I be doing?

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Plugging open the valve?

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Or internal cardiac massage? - Yeah, dream on.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Do you remember how you hit your head?- During the escape.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32You were on the stairs, remember, Grandad?

0:08:32 > 0:08:35- He's been a little confused. - Apparently.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37It's OK, Grandad. You're in hospital.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39I know that! What's your latest diploma?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Stating the bleeding obvious?

0:08:41 > 0:08:44OK, does somebody want to explain this?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Or don't I want to know? - It's not what it looks like.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49He fancies himself as a bit of an amateur magician.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51This one didn't go quite according to plan.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- So I see.- Would you like to see me saw a naked lady in half?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57It's incredibly tempting.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Look, how much longer is this all going to take?- I'm sorry?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02We were told he needed an urgent operation.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04I can't help but notice the lack of urgency.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Yes, well, I'll check with Mr Self.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08That's the chap. In and out. Quick as a flash.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Have you experienced any other symptoms I should know about?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12HE WRETCHES

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- SHE GASPS - I'm terribly sorry.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17I'll find out when you're due in theatre. Nurse?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Hard at it, I see.- I know.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24I started packing last night and realised all my beachwear

0:09:24 > 0:09:25is so two-thousand-and-late.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Do you know anywhere that does free next day delivery?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31You're not seriously thinking about buying a bikini online!

0:09:31 > 0:09:32I'm going to have to.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35I won't have time to hit the high street before I jet off.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37All right for some.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Two more days and then it's goodbye grey skies,

0:09:40 > 0:09:42hello sun, sea and sangria.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43SHE LAUGHS

0:09:43 > 0:09:46I was this close to putting red crosses on the calendar.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Yeah, well think about me ferrying urine around this place

0:09:49 > 0:09:51while you're sunning it up in Magaluf.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- PHONE RINGS - Oh, is this yours?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Hello?

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Oh, this is Nurse Carter at Holby City hospital...

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Oh, the Acute Admissions Unit. Sorry, can I ask who's...?

0:10:27 > 0:10:28What are you doing?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Er, change of plans.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Mr Cornish was due an emergency procedure.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Key word being "emergency."

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Right, I can only offer the Nuremberg Defence, OK?

0:10:36 > 0:10:39It's not the raw data. It's the statistical caveats.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Bloated appendices. Interpolative pie charts...

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Walter Cornish. Emergency craniotomy?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Stall them for as long as you can.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Tell them I've been hit by a car.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Hopefully I can find one I can throw myself under.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- I understand you've officially delayed his operation? - I'm glad you understand.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58- No, I'm not sure I do. - Much as I'd love to spar with you on this one, I don't have time.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Evidently. You know he vomited earlier?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Half-hourly obs, end of discussion.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Now, if you don't mind,

0:11:03 > 0:11:06I have a series of incredibly tedious meetings

0:11:06 > 0:11:08to try not to sleep through.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Hey.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Just five more minutes.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33You take as long as you want.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35How are you feeling?

0:11:36 > 0:11:37A bit sore.

0:11:39 > 0:11:44- Was everything OK? - Everything's fine. Completely fine.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Nothing to worry about,

0:11:47 > 0:11:50as Ms Campbell took MUCH delight in telling me.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Look, I can't stay long.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Technically, I'm supposed to be on ward rounds.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01But I just wanted to be here when you woke up.

0:12:04 > 0:12:10I've arrange for someone to come and talk to you this afternoon.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12- Victims of domestic abuse... - Dad...

0:12:17 > 0:12:22Get some rest. We'll talk.

0:12:22 > 0:12:23(OK.)

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Any chance we can get this thing off?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35We don't have the key.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Who has the key?- I swallowed it.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Because, before then, life just wasn't complicated enough?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Is the consultant going to be much longer?

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Your guess is as good as mine.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46I-I'm sorry but that's simply not good enough.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48We demand to see the man in charge, don't we, Grandad?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50With every fibre of our being!

0:12:51 > 0:12:55I don't suppose there's any chance of a butterscotch finger, is there?

0:12:55 > 0:12:59I have this odd craving for a butterscotch finger.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01I'm afraid you're nil by mouth until after surgery. Sorry.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04You know, I was made to look like a complete idiot in there.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Well, that's because you weren't on top of the figures. I warned you!

0:13:08 > 0:13:11How am I supposed to get anything from this jumble of nonsense?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13I mean, look at that, look at that! Is it even a word?

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Could you take another look at Mr Cornish for me?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18It has letters. It's there in black and white.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21- I assume it's a word.- He vomited earlier, as I tried to tell you,

0:13:21 > 0:13:23and apparently he's swallowed a key.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Look it up.- YOU look it up. - Everything all right here?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I'm trying to get my hands on a butterscotch finger.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- He's supposed to be in surgery. - COLETTE GETS A TEXT

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Not yet. We're taking a wait-and-see approach.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34I could bump someone off the list, prepare theatre for you?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Haven't we already had this conversation?

0:13:36 > 0:13:39The Care Quality inspection is on. They want a meeting,

0:13:39 > 0:13:42or a pre-meeting to discuss the agenda for the actual meeting.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- I'm not sure which. - Tell them my head's exploded.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Mr Self? Sorry, it is Mr Self, isn't it?

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Yes, it is indeed. Look, I'm going to put you

0:13:50 > 0:13:52in the very capable hands of Doctor March here.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54- Oh, and Doctor Digby. - Sorry to interrupt.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Apparently there's something of a crisis in the ED.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59They've initiated a quarantine protocol.

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Quarantine? You're joking.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Somebody said something about a raisin in a rucksack.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- I think they meant ricin. - You're not joking.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09No. They're redirecting all incoming emergency patients

0:14:09 > 0:14:12to the other wards as a temporary measure,

0:14:12 > 0:14:14but no-one's quite sure who's coordinating...

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Remind me to employ a half-competent consultant

0:14:17 > 0:14:19to whip that place into shape.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Mr Cornish, sir, just you hang on in there.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25He really is Superman, you know.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Keep that to yourself.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30How long have those two been married?

0:14:30 > 0:14:31There.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35Burstiness - noun, indicative of the relative increase

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- and/or decrease in frequency of an event.- It's a word?- It's a word.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Who knew?- Mr Self!- Keep me posted.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43I think we're entitled to a little more attention than that.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Right, I'll handle the overspill in ED,

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- you sit down with your abacus. - How about the reverse?

0:14:48 > 0:14:51- I'm much better in a crisis. - Since when?

0:14:53 > 0:14:54DOOR BUZZES

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Excuse me, is this the Acute Admissions Unit?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Certainly is. How can I help?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09I'm looking for my wife, I hope I'm in the right place.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11OK, sure. What's her name?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Kilburn. Jess Kilburn.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Right, so where you from originally?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Oh, Belfast.- Ah, right.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23KNOCK ON THE DOOR

0:15:23 > 0:15:24DOOR OPENS

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Hello, darling.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30David...

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Can I come in? Please?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37I-I wanted to buy flowers or something,

0:15:37 > 0:15:40but you know what the rules are like.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42How did you find me?

0:15:42 > 0:15:43I went to see your mum.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45She's looking really well.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47She had nothing to do with this.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Yeah, I know.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51She said she hasn't seen you in months.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54I didn't know what to think.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55How are you feeling?

0:15:55 > 0:15:58They said at the desk something about an operation?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Hernia.- But it was OK, right? It all went well, yeah?

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Thank God.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Do you need anything?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10I should've brought some clothes or something.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Sorry, I didn't think. - I'm fine, really.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18After what happened, I just...

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I never meant to hurt you. You know that!

0:16:27 > 0:16:30I'm not that type of person.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31It's not me.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33You can't keep saying that.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- This has been going on for so long. - I know.

0:16:37 > 0:16:42I know. I just had to make sure you were OK.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- I've been going out of my mind. - Really?

0:16:46 > 0:16:51Of course. I mean, you never called. There was no note.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53I was so worried.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56If you'd just said that you were staying at your dad's...

0:16:56 > 0:16:59- I'm sorry, I just... - I thought I'd lost you.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02And Jacob. God, Jacob.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05I've missed him so much.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I don't know what I would do without him.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Does none of this seem strange to you?

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Could you be more specific? - Walter Cornish.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20He's suffered a serious blow to the head,

0:17:20 > 0:17:23resulting in an acute subdural haematoma.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25He's just sitting there twiddling his thumbs,

0:17:25 > 0:17:26when we should be drilling into his skull,

0:17:26 > 0:17:29relieving the pressure from his brain. Confirm or deny?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Well, ordinarily that would certainly seem like the thing to do.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Ordinarily?!- There are other cases on the theatre list now.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Come on, gall stones and a gastric band removals

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- are hardly a priority.- I concur, but Mr Self was very clear.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41And in case you hadn't noticed,

0:17:41 > 0:17:44- we are rather snowed under at the moment.- Why don't we try

0:17:44 > 0:17:47and organise a transfer to another neurosurgical unit?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Really?- Yes, he could deteriorate any second.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53I don't think he can afford to wait. If he was my grandfather,

0:17:53 > 0:17:57- I'd want him to be treated sooner rather than later.- Yeah, Zosia.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00I doubt you're going find a senior consultant prepared to challenge

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Mr Self. And, without a referral, there is nothing we can do, OK?

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Well, at least we could try and expunge the key

0:18:06 > 0:18:07and get those handcuffs off.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10- You don't mean...? - Yes. He swallowed it.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11And I don't buy the story of him

0:18:11 > 0:18:14being an amateur magician for a fraction of a second.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Is that what he told you?

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Yes, why?

0:18:21 > 0:18:23When they were brought in, they were swamped with these.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Porters couldn't pick them up fast enough.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32ONE DIRECTION PLAYS IN HER IPOD

0:18:34 > 0:18:36So shouldn't you have been in school?

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Well, yeah, but it's like a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

0:18:40 > 0:18:41There was this rumour going round

0:18:41 > 0:18:44that Harry and Liam were doing a meet-and-greet.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48Just like randomly meeting fans and stuff and I would've just died.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Well, fortunately, we got you here in time.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- I'll have missed it all now.- Has somebody left a radio on in here?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55This is Kayleigh Ormerod.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57She presented with a high temperature and a slight

0:18:57 > 0:19:00heart murmur after passing out at a One Direction signing.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04Oh, well they're so dreamy, I probably would've swooned myself.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07She's been complaining of a headache and coughing a lot, too.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09You don't think it could be meningitis, do you?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Remind me, which one of us is the doctor in this room?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13For the avoidance of doubt, that would be ME.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15SHE SIGHS

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Right, according to this, you were treated for a mitral valve prolapse

0:19:18 > 0:19:20three years ago. Have you had any problems since?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- No. That was like forever ago.- OK.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24MUSIC CONTINUES IN THE HEADPHONES

0:19:28 > 0:19:31There's still a bit of a murmur, so we better run some tests.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Definite heart-throb then. - I was thinking...

0:19:33 > 0:19:35I'd avoid that.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37What is that excruciating racket?

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Oh, that's the inimitable sound of One Direction.

0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Not on my ward.- Hey! You can't do that! Can she do that?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47You can have that back when you've been discharged.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49The sooner the better, as far as I'm concerned.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53FBCs, Us and Es, chest X-ray, echo, if you can manage that?

0:19:55 > 0:19:56She'd better not break it.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05We can't pretend nothing's changed.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08I'm not saying there's a quick fix here. It's just...

0:20:08 > 0:20:12I keep thinking back to some of the...

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Maybe we shouldn't do this now...

0:20:14 > 0:20:18I don't blame you for wanting to get as far away from me as you can.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Sometimes I wish I could do it myself.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Don't say that...

0:20:23 > 0:20:27But then I think about Jacob, our family.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32- I just want us all to be together. Like before.- I do, too.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36I've been thinking.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40We could try counselling.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Really work at it. - It's not that easy.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46I'm not saying it would be. That's why I need your help.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58D'you remember what it was like when we were first married?

0:20:58 > 0:21:01The fun we used to have.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03We can have that again.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05If we try.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09I'm not sure if I'm ready. Maybe in a few weeks...

0:21:10 > 0:21:13I know it's going to take time.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15But we can't have that here.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Not with your dad looming around in the background.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20He's been really great the last few days.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23He's already made up his mind about me. He'd never understand.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25- I'll talk to him. - And he would listen?!

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Why don't we just go home now and you can call him later?

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Save us the big family drama.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37And then when everything settles down, he can come visit.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39And you'd be OK with that?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Yeah, of course. And Jacob would love it.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47You're ACTUALLY stealing a child's music.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49There is no way I am going to tolerate a patient

0:21:49 > 0:21:53- fan-girling over a bunch of walking haircuts.- Oh, come on!

0:21:53 > 0:21:56You must have had a thing for some doe-eyed pop star pin-up

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- back in the day. - I was never that immature.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Who was it? You can tell me. - Absolutely not.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Bros? New Kids On The Block? Jason Donovan?

0:22:05 > 0:22:09- Shut up!- No. I'm going to get it out of you eventually.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Share the joke.- There is no joke.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13- Didn't somebody say Jason Donovan? - Mm.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15I am not having this conversation with you.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Don't worry, she's just being a misery.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Hey, d'you fancy a break later?

0:22:21 > 0:22:23I don't know about you, but I need chips.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Give us chance to talk details. - Details?

0:22:26 > 0:22:29You know, whether I move in to yours or you move in to mine.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to have time for that.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Jac's bumped up one of her CABGs so...

0:22:34 > 0:22:39- She's making you work through? - She's not making me do anything.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Yeah, I've really got to catch up with her, sorry.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- All right. What exactly is the deal here, Mr Cornish?- Excuse me?

0:22:49 > 0:22:53Are you or are you not a resident of the Rolling Acres Care Home?

0:22:53 > 0:22:57- Violet came to rescue us. - It was a peaceful protest.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Oh, one of those where no-one is supposed to get hurt? Good job.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04- None of this would've happened if they hadn't tried to remove us by force.- MAN THE BARRICADES!

0:23:04 > 0:23:07They wanted to cut all the funding. It's not right.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10So I organised a flash mob to occupy the building.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11And the handcuffs?

0:23:11 > 0:23:16We chained ourselves to the radiators. It was really rather fun!

0:23:16 > 0:23:19- So why the cock-and-bull story? - Somebody called the police in.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22They cut the chains and Grandad got a bit...

0:23:22 > 0:23:23carried away.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Well, I didn't mean to hit the poor boy. But he...

0:23:27 > 0:23:28got in the way of my arm.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30It was something and nothing.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34I managed to sneak him off before it all got out of hand.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35- So we're on the lam.- Hardly.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38I am prepared to face the consequences,

0:23:38 > 0:23:40but I have to make sure he's going to be OK first.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Well, fortunately for you, I'm a doctor, not a detective.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44And my prime concern is Walter's health.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48Then what are we waiting around here for? I thought he was due for immediate surgery?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Yes, well, under normal circumstances

0:23:50 > 0:23:52that might've been the case.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54What does that mean? What are you leaving out?

0:23:55 > 0:23:58You should know that the neurosurgery department

0:23:58 > 0:24:01is under some...scrutiny today.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03What kind of scrutiny?

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Let's just say...

0:24:06 > 0:24:08..if I were

0:24:08 > 0:24:11you, I'd seriously be considering my options right now.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Right, just park him here for now, I'll be over in a sec. Thanks.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28This is getting beyond a joke now.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32I thought these lot were supposed to go over to St James' or something?

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Don't ask me, I'm just a hired gun for the NHS.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36That's it. Better out than in.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42Are you in the market for some discount beachwear, by any chance?

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Sorry?

0:24:43 > 0:24:46You've left your shopping basket on the screen.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50Oh, er... No... I was just checking that for a patient.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53My mistake.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Er, so I see Jess has landed herself a keeper?

0:24:56 > 0:25:00- Hmm?- Her husband. Quite the charmer.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02David? David is here?

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Yeah. Is that a problem?

0:25:14 > 0:25:17- Call security.- Something wrong?

0:25:17 > 0:25:18Check the toilets.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Tell them not to let him leave the building!

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Maybe this isn't such a good idea,

0:25:40 > 0:25:42I'm not even supposed to be out of the bed yet.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43Don't worry, I'm going to look after you.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47- Are you sure?- Yeah, yeah. It's all right. I promise.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51I love you.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16- Going somewhere? - He can discharge himself, can't he?

0:26:16 > 0:26:19- This is a hospital, not a prison. - Absolutely.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21And I can get the ball rolling on the paperwork, if you like.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22It might take a while.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26We know our rights. We're not waiting around here a second longer.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Once more unto the breach, dear friends!

0:26:28 > 0:26:32Officially, I should point out that Walter still needs urgent surgery

0:26:32 > 0:26:34and this really is the best place for him.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Do I need to point out the oxymoronic nature of that statement

0:26:37 > 0:26:39- or can you work it out for yourself?- I sympathise...

0:26:39 > 0:26:41If Mr Self-Important won't operate,

0:26:41 > 0:26:43I'm going to find somebody that will.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45If there's nothing I can say to convince you...

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Short of a cast-iron guarantee that he'll be under the knife

0:26:48 > 0:26:50within the hour?

0:26:50 > 0:26:51I didn't think so.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55I suppose the ship has sailed on my butterscotch finger?

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Come on, that's it. Nearly there.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05We'll get you home, we'll get you comfy. All right?

0:27:18 > 0:27:19Jess!

0:27:47 > 0:27:50- Where to now?- I'm going to find you another hospital.

0:27:50 > 0:27:54- The taxi should be here soon. - That's what they all say.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Aha! Our chariot awaits!

0:27:57 > 0:27:58Steady on.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01I'm driving that... I've always wanted to drive one of those...

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Grandad? Grandad? Help us!

0:28:04 > 0:28:07- OK. What's his name?- Walter. - OK, Walter? Can you hear me?!

0:28:09 > 0:28:11Digby, what have you got for me?

0:28:11 > 0:28:14- Sorry?- I need a patient. Any patient.

0:28:14 > 0:28:15Anything to get me out of

0:28:15 > 0:28:18another forehead-bleeding session with pen-pushers.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20Well, we're still up to our eyes in ED overspill.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22- So you can take your pick, really. - Excellent.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Can we get some help over here, please?

0:28:26 > 0:28:30- What the hell happened?- He just keeled over outside.- Outside?

0:28:30 > 0:28:32I specifically ordered half-hourly obs.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34All morning I've been trying to tell you...

0:28:34 > 0:28:36- Prep theatre!- Finally! - Get a CT scan.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41He was fine a minute ago... I thought that...

0:28:50 > 0:28:52Can you slow down a bit?

0:28:52 > 0:28:54Just relax. Everything's going to be all right.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03David!

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Perfect!

0:29:07 > 0:29:09SHE WINCES Ow!

0:29:09 > 0:29:12- What is it?- Something's happened. - Wh-what's wrong?- My stitches!

0:29:12 > 0:29:14Don't touch it or you'll hurt yourself.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17- Aw, David, something's...- Will you do as you're told for once?!

0:29:17 > 0:29:19Come on! Oi! Hurry up!

0:29:19 > 0:29:21HE HONKS THE HORN

0:29:21 > 0:29:23- What are you doing?! - There's nothing coming,

0:29:23 > 0:29:25we're wasting time.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27You're so hyper.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30Breathe, would you?

0:29:39 > 0:29:42- We had an open fire and everything. It was lovely.- Sounds great.

0:29:42 > 0:29:48- Who in their right mind chooses March for a holiday?- Mini-break.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50I guess the answer's in the question.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54So. Found time to eat after all.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56It was just a quick bite between slots.

0:29:56 > 0:29:59I could use some help with this lot, if it's not beneath you now.

0:29:59 > 0:30:02Oh, Kayleigh, what are you doing out of bed?!

0:30:02 > 0:30:04Going to the toilet. Is that still allowed?!

0:30:04 > 0:30:06Look, I'll bring you a bedpan.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08Urgh, that's well rank.

0:30:08 > 0:30:12- How are you feeling? You OK? - Fine. Everything just aches a bit.

0:30:12 > 0:30:15- Have we had her bloods back yet? - No, not yet.

0:30:15 > 0:30:19- May I?- This is stupid.

0:30:19 > 0:30:22I might as well be waiting out there as in here.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24I'll come back tomorrow, I swear.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Make like the Red Sea.

0:30:32 > 0:30:36There seems to be some limb weakness and painful joints.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39Why weren't these symptoms reported earlier?

0:30:39 > 0:30:40They hadn't presented.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43Well, what have you been doing all day? Sleepwalking?

0:30:43 > 0:30:46- So this is my fault? - I'm glad we're on the same page.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49You're the one who brushed her off to go play the big shot in theatre!

0:30:49 > 0:30:51- Yeah, that's my job. - Cat-fight o'clock.

0:30:51 > 0:30:54OK, let's have a quiet conversation about this outside, shall we?

0:30:54 > 0:30:56I don't need to hand-hold the nurses.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59It's either open heart surgery or baby-sitting. Up to you.

0:31:01 > 0:31:05OK, chase up the bloods and the echo.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07And just let me know when they get here OK?

0:31:09 > 0:31:13- They're so getting it on in a store cupboard or something.- Kayleigh!

0:31:49 > 0:31:51Oh, God!

0:31:51 > 0:31:53We need to get back to the hospital.

0:31:53 > 0:31:57- Oh, we need to go back...- How bad is it? Would you let me see?!

0:31:57 > 0:32:00- Careful!- You're OK. You're going to be OK.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02- Please, David. - I warned you. What did I say?!

0:32:02 > 0:32:04God's sake!

0:32:09 > 0:32:11- SHE SCREAMS - Don't move!

0:32:11 > 0:32:13I need to get back!

0:32:13 > 0:32:14I said no.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18- All right? Just do as you're told. - Oh, God!

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Apparently they're staying at a hotel in town overnight.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26A bunch of us were going to try and sneak in and find their rooms.

0:32:26 > 0:32:29Like, can you imagine meeting them? Like, in real life?

0:32:29 > 0:32:32- Who's your favourite? - Zayn. I've got it all worked out.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35All I have to do is track down Perrie Edwards, cut off her head

0:32:35 > 0:32:38with a rusty chain saw, marry Zayn and then have all his babies.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41- That's quite a plan. - You've gotta go the extra mile.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44I was always more of a David Beckham girl myself.

0:32:44 > 0:32:48- Incredible ball control.- Trust me. No-one is more devoted than I am.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52- I'm like the ultimate Directioner. - Oh, really?

0:32:55 > 0:32:57- Can you keep a secret?- Can I ever.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00Don't say anything, cos my mum'd go mental

0:33:00 > 0:33:02and I'm in enough trouble as it is.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09And when did you get this done?

0:33:09 > 0:33:12Few days ago. Isn't it amazing?

0:33:25 > 0:33:28Oh, my God.

0:33:28 > 0:33:29Oh, what's happened?

0:33:29 > 0:33:31- It's all right.- Dad! I'm so sorry!

0:33:31 > 0:33:33- What have you done? - It's her stitches.

0:33:33 > 0:33:34Ow! What's happened?

0:33:34 > 0:33:37It's OK, don't panic. Let's take a look.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39- What's happened? - OK. Let's get you out of here.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41- Ow! My God.- Back off.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43Stay away from her!

0:33:43 > 0:33:44Dad, it hurts!

0:33:44 > 0:33:47OK, just press on that. Keep both hands on it. Out you come.

0:33:47 > 0:33:51- Watch your head. - I got you. I got you.

0:33:51 > 0:33:53- Dad, I'm so sorry! - That's all right.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56- It's OK, Jess, it's going to be... - Am I going to be OK?

0:33:56 > 0:33:58Yep, we're going to get you out of here now.

0:34:04 > 0:34:06Take a look at that.

0:34:13 > 0:34:14Suction.

0:34:16 > 0:34:20- OK suction, Digby, quickly, please. - Sorry.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22If only we'd gotten here sooner...

0:34:22 > 0:34:26I trusted you both to keep me updated.

0:34:26 > 0:34:29Now, the two of you are going to help me clear up this mess.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32And hopefully learn something in the process.

0:34:32 > 0:34:36- Yes, yes, of course. - Yep, diathermy. Thank you.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38Nurse.

0:34:38 > 0:34:39Retractor.

0:34:47 > 0:34:48When we're done here...

0:34:50 > 0:34:54..you can tell me which one of you was the last to do Walter's obs.

0:34:56 > 0:34:59You're not actually blaming us for this, are you?

0:34:59 > 0:35:02- I gave you explicit instructions.- In all fairness, I should point out...

0:35:02 > 0:35:05Hold it, there's the bleed.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07Suction, Digby, quickly.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Zosia, get a swab.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12Both hands, that's it. That's it.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14- OK. We're good. We're good. - OK. OK. OK.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16Oi! What are you doing?

0:35:16 > 0:35:18- She needs to get back into theatre. - No.

0:35:18 > 0:35:21I've got my kit in the boot, we can patch her up here.

0:35:21 > 0:35:22You cannot be serious!

0:35:22 > 0:35:24I am not letting her go anywhere with you.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26Do you hear me, huh?

0:35:26 > 0:35:30Her guts are spilling out and you want to patch her up here?!

0:35:30 > 0:35:32This is my daughter!

0:35:36 > 0:35:40Anything happens to her and I WILL kill you.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43Do you understand? Do you understand?!

0:35:43 > 0:35:45ENGINE STARTS

0:35:47 > 0:35:50Jess! Jess!

0:35:51 > 0:35:54Jess! Jess!

0:36:09 > 0:36:11Oh, God...

0:36:11 > 0:36:12DAD!

0:36:12 > 0:36:15Dad, I need your help! DAD!

0:36:17 > 0:36:18Please!

0:36:39 > 0:36:42In your own time, folks. I can't see a thing down here.

0:36:42 > 0:36:44If he dies, it'll be on your head.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47No pun intended, I'm sure.

0:36:50 > 0:36:52- ALARM BEEPS - Oh, God.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06OK, this isn't working. Dr March, Surgicel please?

0:37:06 > 0:37:07Quickly.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10Thank you.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12- Suction, Digby.- Sorry, yep.

0:37:14 > 0:37:15Enough.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21- In the corner.- Sorry.- Suction.

0:37:24 > 0:37:25ALARM STOPS

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Right. The bleeding's stopped.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31OK, let's replace the skull flap.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36Dr March, cranial fixation, please.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40- Still with us, Digby?- Hmm? Yeah.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Have you seen Jonny? - He's in theatre with Jac.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54Do I detect a teensy bit of tension?

0:37:54 > 0:37:56Sometimes he's just a little too willing

0:37:56 > 0:37:59to dance to her tune, d'you know what I mean?

0:37:59 > 0:38:02I mean, if I didn't know better I'd say he still had a thing for her.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04- A thing?- You know, a thing.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06Nah, it's his promotion, isn't it?

0:38:06 > 0:38:08More hours in theatre, more responsibility,

0:38:08 > 0:38:12more face time with Darth Naylor. Rather him than me.

0:38:12 > 0:38:14So you don't think there's anything going on?

0:38:14 > 0:38:15Course there is.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20She's the mother of his kid. There's bound to be something there.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23- How am I supposed to compete with that?- You're not.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26And you're just going to have to learn to live with it.

0:38:26 > 0:38:31What, that's your advice? These talks are really great(!)

0:38:31 > 0:38:34- Thanks(!) - Put a smile on it, Bon Bon.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37He's much happier with you than he ever was with her.

0:38:40 > 0:38:43Oh, you wouldn't think there was any kind of connection between

0:38:43 > 0:38:46a recent tattoo and a patient with a heart murmur, would you?

0:38:46 > 0:38:49Depends. If there's some sort of blood infection,

0:38:49 > 0:38:51could be a lot of things. Why?

0:39:01 > 0:39:02Over here! Quickly!

0:39:02 > 0:39:04It's an emergency!

0:39:16 > 0:39:18- Clear theatre!- Dad...!

0:39:18 > 0:39:21It's OK. You're going to be OK. Her stitches have burst!

0:39:21 > 0:39:23- Well, where has she been?! - Not now!- Page Raf!

0:39:23 > 0:39:26We have to do a bowel resection if we can't reduce it.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28- Don't even think about it! - I'm not leaving her.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Ric, I promise you, I will take care of this.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41- How is he?- Well...

0:39:41 > 0:39:42Just give it to me straight.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44The operation went as well as could be expected,

0:39:44 > 0:39:46under the circumstances.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48We've removed the clot and taken the pressure off the brain.

0:39:48 > 0:39:52- He's going to be OK?- He's sedated at the moment but I'm confident.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55- We really just have to wait and see. - How could this happen?

0:39:55 > 0:39:58- I'm sorry?- He was supposed to go straight in to surgery.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01That's the whole reason we were sent up here in the first place.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04That's not strictly true. It was a complicated judgment call.

0:40:04 > 0:40:05Then explain it to me!

0:40:05 > 0:40:08Look, the important thing right now is that we've dealt with it.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11Let's make Walter comfortable for the next couple hours,

0:40:11 > 0:40:14and we can discuss this further.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16I will hold you to that, Mr Self.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23Interesting version of events you just gave her there.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26- I'm a surgeon, not a spin doctor. - Really.

0:40:26 > 0:40:30So I suppose you just forgot to mention the Care Quality inspection

0:40:30 > 0:40:31hanging over your head.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33- OK, let's cut to the good bit. - All right.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36You endangered your patient's life for the sake of your statistics.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38Even if that were true,

0:40:38 > 0:40:41one patient is hardly going to make a dent one way or the other.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43I wonder if his granddaughter would agree.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Look, I could've treated that patient

0:40:45 > 0:40:47without an invasive craniotomy

0:40:47 > 0:40:49if he hadn't been allowed to waltz off the ward.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51Lucky for you, I have other hides to skin today.

0:40:51 > 0:40:54If anyone has any explaining to do here, it's you.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59- Surely not!- Yeah, let's not make a whole business about this, OK?

0:40:59 > 0:41:01Don't you think you were a little...

0:41:01 > 0:41:04off target with the object of your affections?

0:41:04 > 0:41:06I was 13. I didn't know any different.

0:41:06 > 0:41:07Oh, I can see it now.

0:41:07 > 0:41:11A little mini-Naylor singing into her wee hairbrush.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13Let's get one thing straight, that never happened. Ever.

0:41:13 > 0:41:17I'm seeing you in a whole new light here. Like almost human.

0:41:17 > 0:41:20You take this to your grave, Maconie.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22Oh, yeah, your secret's safe with me like.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Right. Good news/bad news.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Your echo came back clear, so it's not a mitral valve issue,

0:41:30 > 0:41:33but we will need to run some more tests.

0:41:33 > 0:41:34What's the good news?

0:41:34 > 0:41:37That was it. That's all of the news.

0:41:37 > 0:41:40So you still don't know anything more than you did earlier?

0:41:40 > 0:41:44- What if it's a blood infection? - What?

0:41:44 > 0:41:46That could explain the heart murmur and the flu-like symptoms,

0:41:46 > 0:41:49- wouldn't it?- Go on, then, this should be interesting.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51I thought you'd at least want to look into it.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54Maybe if you two weren't so busy making eyes at each other,

0:41:54 > 0:41:55you'd have bothered to have

0:41:55 > 0:41:57an actual conversation with your patient.

0:41:57 > 0:42:00Please, continue to amaze us with your clinical clairvoyance.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02The heart murmur, the cough, the fever...

0:42:02 > 0:42:05They could all be the result of an infection from the tattoo.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08- What tattoo?- You promised!

0:42:08 > 0:42:10Show me.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13Thanks a lot.

0:42:17 > 0:42:18Wow!

0:42:18 > 0:42:22Er, you do realise that the legal age for a tattoo is 18?

0:42:22 > 0:42:25It's my choice! It shows that I'm serious.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27I would love to hear you say that in your 30s.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30That's the whole point! This says that it's for life.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33Right, let's take another look at that echo

0:42:33 > 0:42:36- and chase up the blood cultures. - Endocarditis?- Probably.

0:42:36 > 0:42:37You! Follow me.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45I'm assuming you have a breathtakingly good reason

0:42:45 > 0:42:46for not mentioning this sooner,

0:42:46 > 0:42:48so I'm going to give you a chance to explain.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50Are you ready? Go.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52She asked me not to say anything.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54- Not good enough, you're fired. - You can't do that.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57If it was up to me, I'd have her scrubbing the toilet floors.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00Supervised, of course, but we can't always get what we want.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02I'm the one who's been dealing with her all day

0:43:02 > 0:43:05while you swan around with your oh-so-important surgical whatever.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07OK. Let's just take a wee breath!

0:43:07 > 0:43:10If it wasn't for me, you'd still be scratching your heads

0:43:10 > 0:43:13looking for answers while she inched towards heart failure!

0:43:13 > 0:43:15Are you done?

0:43:17 > 0:43:19She's right, you should have said something.

0:43:19 > 0:43:23- Yeah, you're done. - Oh, don't worry. I am SO done.

0:43:31 > 0:43:33Cross-match two units.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44- What's happened? - Everything's under control.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49I want to avoid any unnecessary bowel injury.

0:43:49 > 0:43:53- Ric, I REALLY don't need you backseat-driving me right now... - Listen to me.

0:43:53 > 0:43:56No, you listen. In here, I'm in charge.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59You're not a surgeon right now, you're a father

0:43:59 > 0:44:01and you need to back off.

0:44:20 > 0:44:23- I was promised an explanation. - And I'm sure you'll get one.

0:44:23 > 0:44:27I want to know exactly what was going on around here today. Now.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29Fair enough.

0:44:31 > 0:44:34I told you earlier that the neurosurgery department

0:44:34 > 0:44:35- is under some scrutiny.- Meaning?

0:44:35 > 0:44:37Right, maybe now isn't the best time.

0:44:37 > 0:44:40What I didn't tell you is there is a clinical audit in progress

0:44:40 > 0:44:42which may have unduly affected Walter's treatment plan.

0:44:42 > 0:44:45- Perhaps I should page Mr Self. - Mr Self is to blame for all of this.

0:44:45 > 0:44:48- Do you really want to get into this now?- She deserves the truth.

0:44:48 > 0:44:50This never should have been allowed to happen.

0:44:50 > 0:44:53You're absolutely right, your grandfather should have been

0:44:53 > 0:44:56- operated on immediately. - Then why didn't Mr Self...?

0:44:56 > 0:44:59A patient in his care died a few days ago.

0:44:59 > 0:45:02Now, would be the worst possible time for anything to go wrong

0:45:02 > 0:45:04- on his watch.- You're saying that he deliberately

0:45:04 > 0:45:06kept him out of surgery to keep him under the radar?

0:45:06 > 0:45:09That's outrageous! This is...

0:45:09 > 0:45:11It's negligence at best. Malpractice at worst.

0:45:11 > 0:45:14- Oh, God, she used the M word. - I want to see him. Mr Self.

0:45:14 > 0:45:17- I want to see him right now. - That's certainly your right.

0:45:17 > 0:45:21And if you'd like to make a formal complaint, you have my full support.

0:45:27 > 0:45:29Yes, I'm just trying to find out whether there have been any

0:45:29 > 0:45:33RTA casualties admitted within the last hour?

0:45:33 > 0:45:37- So whose fault is this exactly, yours or mine?- What do you think?!

0:45:39 > 0:45:41Is she all right?

0:45:41 > 0:45:43She's fine, they're taking her up to recovery.

0:45:43 > 0:45:46I managed to restore the bowel and repair the stitches.

0:45:46 > 0:45:47Rather skilfully, actually.

0:45:47 > 0:45:49- Any other complications? - Fortunately not.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52But it's a good job you got her back into theatre as fast as you did.

0:45:52 > 0:45:56- Where exactly has she been? - It's complicated.

0:45:56 > 0:46:01Jess' husband, David, he wasn't too keen for her to stay here

0:46:01 > 0:46:04so I had to go after them, I had no choice.

0:46:05 > 0:46:07David Kilburn, approximately mid-30s,

0:46:07 > 0:46:10involved in a hit-and-run. KO-ed and unresponsive.

0:46:10 > 0:46:12Signs of a head injury, query fractured skull.

0:46:12 > 0:46:14GCS seven at the scene and intubated.

0:46:14 > 0:46:16BP 100 over 80. Sats 98%.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18Don't tell me the ED's still quarantined?

0:46:18 > 0:46:20Afraid so. It's like a disaster area over there.

0:46:20 > 0:46:23Marvellous. Emergency CT scan, and prep theatre just in case.

0:46:23 > 0:46:24Sure thing.

0:46:27 > 0:46:30- So I don't need an operation?- Nope.

0:46:30 > 0:46:32Now that we know what we're dealing with,

0:46:32 > 0:46:35we can treat you with a course of antibiotics.

0:46:35 > 0:46:38With a bit of luck, you'll be able to go home in a couple of days.

0:46:38 > 0:46:40It's too late anyway. They've gone.

0:46:40 > 0:46:42You should be thanking your lucky stars,

0:46:42 > 0:46:46- not chasing after cheesy boybands. - Everyone got a photo with them.

0:46:46 > 0:46:48Look, I can't believe how close they got.

0:46:48 > 0:46:53- And here's me on my own, as usual. - Big deal.

0:46:53 > 0:46:55Look, if we'd left that untreated much longer,

0:46:55 > 0:46:57you could've been looking at heart failure.

0:46:57 > 0:46:59It's just unfair. OK?

0:46:59 > 0:47:02Trust me, you'll get over it.

0:47:02 > 0:47:06In a couple of years, you'll be off to university,

0:47:06 > 0:47:11travelling the world, meeting all sorts of more interesting people.

0:47:11 > 0:47:15- That's only for the rich kids. - Not necessarily.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17Even on your own doorstep,

0:47:17 > 0:47:20there's more to life than those five faces on your back.

0:47:20 > 0:47:23You think it's stupid, don't you?

0:47:23 > 0:47:25I didn't say that.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28Besides, I've had my share of spontaneous ink after a heavy night.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31Just don't ask me where.

0:47:31 > 0:47:35I suppose I could've started with something a bit smaller.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37You've got to admit,

0:47:37 > 0:47:41it might be a potential deal-breaker with a real boyfriend.

0:47:41 > 0:47:42Is it really bad?

0:47:44 > 0:47:47I've heard they can work wonders with lasers these days.

0:47:59 > 0:48:00What are we looking at?

0:48:00 > 0:48:04No bleed on the CT but possible signs of a diffuse axonal injury.

0:48:04 > 0:48:05How bad?

0:48:05 > 0:48:07A few petechial haemorrhages but... ALARMS BEEP

0:48:07 > 0:48:10Pressure's dropping. He's tachycardic.

0:48:12 > 0:48:14Could be a ruptured spleen.

0:48:14 > 0:48:16We need to get it out of there. Skin prep, please.

0:48:16 > 0:48:20- You know, I can handle this.- Stand by with retractors and suction.

0:48:20 > 0:48:22What do you think you're doing?

0:48:22 > 0:48:24- Looking for biscuits. - With the patient.

0:48:24 > 0:48:25Didn't Sacha keep a stash here?

0:48:25 > 0:48:28A formal complaint could just about finish off neuro,

0:48:28 > 0:48:30and you're practically leading the charge.

0:48:30 > 0:48:33OK, think. If I were Sacha, where would I keep the cookie jar?

0:48:33 > 0:48:35- Have you tried the staff room? - Yes, of course!

0:48:35 > 0:48:37Right, you're not taking this seriously!

0:48:37 > 0:48:39- I'm not really listening.- Are you ACTIVELY trying to get fired?

0:48:39 > 0:48:42- There are simpler ways! - Oh, you're talking about Mr Cornish?

0:48:42 > 0:48:44Yeah, I mean, is it some kind of reverse nepotism?

0:48:44 > 0:48:45I'm not playing games.

0:48:45 > 0:48:48They've a right to expect better. I'd expect better.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50Are you prepared to take it to the board?!

0:48:50 > 0:48:52That's up to them. I'm just here to speak the truth.

0:48:52 > 0:48:54OK, right. Maybe it'll all just blow over.

0:48:54 > 0:48:56Who has time for all that paperwork anyway?

0:48:56 > 0:48:57We'll just give them a few hours,

0:48:57 > 0:48:59and we'll wonder what all the fuss was about.

0:48:59 > 0:49:02- Maybe the canteen will have some. - What?- Biscuits, Arthur! Biscuits!

0:49:06 > 0:49:07Right, you know what?!

0:49:07 > 0:49:10Thanks to you, my grandad might never wake up.

0:49:10 > 0:49:12I know this is a difficult time for you.

0:49:12 > 0:49:14- Please. I know all about your little audit.- Um...

0:49:14 > 0:49:17I don't know what you've heard but I can assure you that nothing...

0:49:17 > 0:49:20Never mind the patients so long as all the boxes are ticked, right?

0:49:20 > 0:49:22These places are all the same.

0:49:22 > 0:49:24Oh, this is getting blown out of all proportion.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26I understand you're a bit fragile right now,

0:49:26 > 0:49:28but I stand by my decisions.

0:49:28 > 0:49:33Fragile?! Mr Self, right now I am the opposite of fragile.

0:49:33 > 0:49:37I am a gun waiting to go off. I am fury incarnate

0:49:37 > 0:49:40and I'm going to make sure you answer for what you've done.

0:49:40 > 0:49:42Right, if you want to make a complaint,

0:49:42 > 0:49:45I can give you the forms now but I promise you, it won't be upheld.

0:49:45 > 0:49:49Oh, no? One of your own junior doctors said she'd go on record

0:49:49 > 0:49:51to back the whole thing up.

0:49:54 > 0:49:57- HE SCOFFS - All this for a bit of compensation?

0:49:57 > 0:49:59Our lawyers will eat you alive.

0:50:00 > 0:50:03Get as many lawyers as you want, Mr Self.

0:50:03 > 0:50:05You're going to need them.

0:50:13 > 0:50:16- Ms Campbell?- Yeah? - Some visitors have arrived

0:50:16 > 0:50:18and they're asking about a hit-and-run victim?

0:50:18 > 0:50:20What shall I tell them?

0:50:20 > 0:50:24Nothing. I'll deal with it. Where's Mr Griffin?

0:50:24 > 0:50:26- He's still in theatre, I think. - Right.

0:50:29 > 0:50:31D'you want me to take over?

0:50:31 > 0:50:33You're in my light.

0:50:36 > 0:50:38Suction!

0:50:43 > 0:50:46Ric, can I have a word, please?

0:50:46 > 0:50:48I'm a little busy right now.

0:50:49 > 0:50:51I thought you should know,

0:50:51 > 0:50:56we have a charming pair of police officers out here asking questions.

0:50:56 > 0:50:59I really think you should step away and come and join me.

0:51:31 > 0:51:33Someone!

0:51:33 > 0:51:35Haven't you got anything better to do?

0:51:35 > 0:51:38I was starting to think you weren't coming back.

0:51:38 > 0:51:42Never fail to make the use of a comfy bed, that's what I always say.

0:51:42 > 0:51:45You gave us a real run for our money today, Mr Cornish.

0:51:45 > 0:51:49- I try my best.- I'm so sorry. - Whatever for?

0:51:49 > 0:51:53Dragging you into all this. Coming at you all mob-handed. Literally.

0:51:53 > 0:51:57Nonsense! I wouldn't have missed it for the world.

0:51:57 > 0:52:00I found this in the canteen for you earlier.

0:52:00 > 0:52:01Oh!

0:52:01 > 0:52:04My butterscotch finger.

0:52:05 > 0:52:07You are a good girl.

0:52:07 > 0:52:09I'll tell Mr Self you're awake.

0:52:09 > 0:52:11I'm not done with him yet either.

0:52:13 > 0:52:17Zosia, the good news. The ED quarantine's finally over.

0:52:17 > 0:52:21False alarm, of course. Turns out it was a raisin after all.

0:52:22 > 0:52:24So. All's well that ends well?

0:52:27 > 0:52:29SHE BANGS THE BAG INTO THE LOCKER

0:52:31 > 0:52:33LOCKER BANGING

0:52:36 > 0:52:41- What?- That locker done something to annoy you, or is it just me?

0:52:42 > 0:52:44You couldn't just stick up for me today.

0:52:44 > 0:52:48Just for the novelty of it. But no, she always has to be right.

0:52:48 > 0:52:52Is that what this is about, then? Scoring points off Jac?

0:52:52 > 0:52:55She'll always come first, won't she? It doesn't matter where we go

0:52:55 > 0:52:58or what we do, we'll always come back to her.

0:52:58 > 0:53:00The only thing between me and Jac is Emma.

0:53:00 > 0:53:04Well, maybe that's the problem. You have a connection.

0:53:04 > 0:53:07Something you can touch and hold and take photos of.

0:53:07 > 0:53:09Something that says it's for life.

0:53:09 > 0:53:12So, what? Am I meant to apologise for having a child?

0:53:12 > 0:53:16It's not about that! I want us to be better than that!

0:53:16 > 0:53:18I want to know that we're going somewhere

0:53:18 > 0:53:21and you're not just marking time until Jac Naylor sees the light.

0:53:21 > 0:53:24So what do I do, Bonnie? What do I do?

0:53:24 > 0:53:27Do I have your face tattooed to my backside? What?

0:53:29 > 0:53:31I'm going back to mine tonight.

0:53:31 > 0:53:33- Bonnie...- I'll see you tomorrow.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35Bonnie, please, just give me a...

0:53:46 > 0:53:48- Excuse me. - Sorry, I'll just be a sec.

0:53:48 > 0:53:51- Take your time. - Sorry, what was your name again?

0:53:51 > 0:53:53PC Joorabachian.

0:53:53 > 0:53:55That's a bit of a mouthful.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58Any chance of speaking to someone about this hit-and-run

0:53:58 > 0:54:00before the MRSA sets in?

0:54:00 > 0:54:02I'll have you know we run an incredibly clean ward.

0:54:02 > 0:54:06But I could find you a dirty little corner if you ask very nicely.

0:54:08 > 0:54:12Please, tell me this isn't what it looks like.

0:54:12 > 0:54:14It's a long story. It was an accident.

0:54:14 > 0:54:18You don't need to explain it to me, just explain it to him.

0:54:19 > 0:54:21Look, just keep them away from Jess.

0:54:21 > 0:54:24She should be coming round soon and I need to talk to her first.

0:54:24 > 0:54:25- Ric!- I'll be right back.

0:54:31 > 0:54:33I almost forgot.

0:54:33 > 0:54:36- Thank you. - Just don't play it loud, OK?

0:54:38 > 0:54:39Hey...

0:54:39 > 0:54:44I don't suppose you know of anyone round here who does tattoo removals?

0:54:44 > 0:54:48- Just curious like. - I'll see what I can do.

0:54:53 > 0:54:54Zosia.

0:54:54 > 0:54:57Darling, let's get some dinner and talk this over.

0:54:57 > 0:54:58I don't think so.

0:54:58 > 0:55:00You don't REALLY want to put your name to this complaint, do you?

0:55:00 > 0:55:03I don't have any choice, under the circumstances.

0:55:03 > 0:55:05If it looks bad, then it's bad for the hospital.

0:55:05 > 0:55:09- The paperwork's already been filed with the board.- I AM the board.

0:55:09 > 0:55:11Well, therefore it would be inappropriate for us

0:55:11 > 0:55:13to continue this conversation any further.

0:55:13 > 0:55:17You do realise you're putting your career on the line?

0:55:17 > 0:55:20I mean, do you have any idea what the fallout from this could be?

0:55:20 > 0:55:22Well, as long as the truth comes out, I welcome it.

0:55:22 > 0:55:25Reputations have been ruined on much less, you know.

0:55:25 > 0:55:28Maybe you should have thought about that this morning.

0:55:30 > 0:55:33Well, Jeremy Kyle called. He wants you two for his next show.

0:55:35 > 0:55:37Sharper than a serpent's tooth...

0:55:37 > 0:55:39Congratulations, Guy,

0:55:39 > 0:55:43you've managed to successfully turn an audit into an imbroglio.

0:55:43 > 0:55:45It's a big word, look it up.

0:55:45 > 0:55:47I just can't wait for tomorrow(!)

0:55:58 > 0:55:59Bonnie!

0:55:59 > 0:56:02We've got nothing left to say to each other.

0:56:02 > 0:56:03No, don't leave. Not like this.

0:56:04 > 0:56:07Forget Jac. I love YOU!

0:56:10 > 0:56:11It's just words.

0:56:13 > 0:56:16Then marry me!

0:56:16 > 0:56:17What?!

0:56:17 > 0:56:18You heard.

0:56:19 > 0:56:20Marry me.

0:56:21 > 0:56:24- Don't say it if you don't mean it. - You want commitment.

0:56:26 > 0:56:28Well, this is it.

0:56:28 > 0:56:31I need you in my life. Right, it's as simple as that.

0:56:32 > 0:56:33Nothing else matters.

0:56:35 > 0:56:41Bonnie, you... You light up my world like nobody else.

0:56:41 > 0:56:44- The way you... Flip your hair...? - Please don't start singing.

0:56:46 > 0:56:48Definitely not. Definitely not. But...

0:56:50 > 0:56:52..what d'you say?

0:56:53 > 0:56:54Yes.

0:56:56 > 0:56:57Yes?

0:56:57 > 0:56:58Yes!

0:56:59 > 0:57:02Yes! Come here!

0:57:02 > 0:57:04THEY LAUGH

0:57:16 > 0:57:18Hey!

0:57:18 > 0:57:20Yes, well, I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.

0:57:20 > 0:57:23Is it going to be much longer? Only we really need to get a statement.

0:57:23 > 0:57:26I appreciate that, but our patients have to be our priority.

0:57:26 > 0:57:30- It's all right, Serena. I'll deal with this.- Good.

0:57:30 > 0:57:34I understand that you're looking into a road traffic accident?

0:57:34 > 0:57:36That's right. A hit-and-run.

0:57:36 > 0:57:39So you'll be needing to speak to the driver.

0:57:39 > 0:57:40In here, is he?

0:57:41 > 0:57:43You're looking at him.

0:57:44 > 0:57:46Shall we?