Keeping Mum

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0:00:38 > 0:00:42Mum, I'm sorry, but you can't look after yourself any more.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46I may have got muddled over with which patient is which.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48You mean you discharged her without double checking her results?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50It was a mistake, Jac.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Remember, Dave, water is the only drink for a wise man.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Oh, no, no, no, no.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58You're listening to "Make Mine Medicine" with Dr Mo.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59I spoke to the radio station manager,

0:00:59 > 0:01:02he wants me to take over the show.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Imagine it, Elliot.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Worldwide recognition of all your hard work.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Think of the PR potential for this hospital and the Herzig.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15PHONE RINGS

0:01:18 > 0:01:21PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Don't you...

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Yeah, I know! She reminded me of a hamster I had when I was a kid.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Talk about a lucky escape.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I thought she was rather fetching.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Sorry to interrupt the male bonding.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Whoa! Most girls carry pepper spray.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Does anyone know who this belongs to?

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Ah, there you are.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Oh, at last, someone who isn't a small boy.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Ooh, satire.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Well, you're not still going on

0:01:43 > 0:01:45about your big night out, are you, lads?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Sh, Digby's got a headache.- I have not got a headache.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Come on.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Where's my dad?- He'll be back from X-ray in a minute.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Yeah, and if you want to see this gun again,

0:01:53 > 0:01:56you will go and wait by his bed until he gets back.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Serena, is my feasibility study ready?

0:01:59 > 0:02:01- Sorry?- Only I need it today.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03You said Friday.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Yes, that was before I decided to have on a big PR push

0:02:06 > 0:02:07on the new Herzig launch.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08So?

0:02:08 > 0:02:12So, I need to dovetail the op with a splash about our super-centre plans.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Unless...

0:02:14 > 0:02:15What?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17No. No, it doesn't matter.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19No, no, go on.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21There's no way you'd leave something

0:02:21 > 0:02:23as important as this to the last minute, is there?

0:02:23 > 0:02:24When do you want it by?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Soon as.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh, Colette, would you mind giving me a hand?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38He's like a dog with a bone when he gets a big idea.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40PHONE RINGS Tell me about it.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Oh, not right now, Mother dear.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45You're not ignoring your own mum, are you?

0:02:45 > 0:02:46- Afraid so.- Shame on you.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Yes, I'll burn in hell, but there you go.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Right, good luck with the deadline.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51I'll need it.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55SHE SIGHS

0:02:55 > 0:02:59The first recipient of the Herzig Five will be...

0:02:59 > 0:03:02erm, Sarah Evans. Quite a fascinating case, really.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Mrs Evans has suffered from dilated cardiomyopathy,

0:03:05 > 0:03:08however, after we scheduled surgery, she had a TIA

0:03:08 > 0:03:11which has left her in a...

0:03:11 > 0:03:14permanently sunny state of mind.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Morning, Sarah.- Morning, all.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- How're we feeling?- She's happy as Larry.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20You don't mind if my students...?

0:03:20 > 0:03:21Oh, no, no, no, of course.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Roll up, roll up for the Victorian freak show.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Given the lack of severity of the TIA...

0:03:27 > 0:03:30erm, we felt that the best course of action

0:03:30 > 0:03:31was to proceed as planned.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32I can't wait.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Nothing gets in the way of your precious Herzog.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Ig.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Whatever.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Any questions?

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Yes.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Is this operation going to wipe the stupid smile off her face?

0:03:46 > 0:03:47I'm afraid not.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Brilliant.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53The human brain is an incredibly complex organ.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54On this occasion,

0:03:54 > 0:03:56it's dealt us a curve-ball,

0:03:56 > 0:03:58which we simply can't explain.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01You've got lovely curls, haven't you?

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Hell's teeth.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06We're hoping that the new device

0:04:06 > 0:04:10will be an improvement on the previous model

0:04:10 > 0:04:11in several ways,

0:04:11 > 0:04:15reducing the chance of internal bleeding, thromboembolism,

0:04:15 > 0:04:18renal dysfunction and, erm...

0:04:18 > 0:04:20"And" what?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Mechanical failure.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Sounds like a lot of stuff could go wrong.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29The procedure will be filmed for posterity.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Be on You've Been Framed next week.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I love Harry Hill.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Filming wasn't my idea.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38And your wife has consented.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Yeah, but look at her.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Who was the other one who used to do it?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43You know, the one with the dodgy hand?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45She's doing a village out of a good idiot.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48The procedure will be available online in due course.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50And I'm available all week for autographs.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52You're embarrassing yourself, woman.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56OK. Shall we? ..Thank you.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04You fell out of a tree?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Ahh...this was no ordinary tree. - Really.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08This was the last tree in the world

0:05:08 > 0:05:10and it was our job to protect it.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Quite the eco-warriors.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13When can I have my gun back?

0:05:13 > 0:05:15When the doctor says so, mister.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16I'll have to think about that.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17He doesn't mean any harm.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19When can we go?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I have to see your dad's X-ray results first.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Good job I did the driving, eh, Dad?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25I beg your pardon?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27We, erm, we didn't want to wait for an ambulance.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- We brought ourselves in.- And your son drove?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Nah, he did the steering wheel a bit.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32And the gears.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34You're lucky you got here in one piece.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Uh-oh! Health and safety freak.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37PHONE RINGS

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Oh. All right. Excuse me.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Oh, damn.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Oh... Hi, Mum. Sorry about that.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Call me back if it's important, OK? Bye.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Right.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Hey, Doc.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Doc!

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Sorry?

0:06:04 > 0:06:05This op.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06What about it?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Are you sure you're not getting carried away?

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Why do you mean?

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Erm...just all the risks.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14They apply every time we fit this device.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19But should she be going under the knife at all?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Your wife's health has deteriorated rapidly.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24The TIA hasn't helped,

0:06:24 > 0:06:26she's not suitable for a transplant.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Our options are limited.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30It's bad enough she's turned into The Joker

0:06:30 > 0:06:32without snuffing it on me.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34I understand you're...

0:06:34 > 0:06:37I mean, are you going to be able to do the job properly

0:06:37 > 0:06:39what with all these students and cameras?

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Absolutely.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41I dunno...

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Sarah is still happy to go ahead, isn't she?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Can't get any sense out of her.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50She just sits there like a Cheshire Cat in a nightie.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Must be very difficult.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Pair of us used to love vegging out,

0:06:55 > 0:06:57moaning at the telly.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Really.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Now she won't hear a word said against anyone.- No?

0:07:01 > 0:07:02No.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Not even John Barrowman.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08She has consented to surgery.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10She's not in her right mind.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12It's for the best.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13I'm not sure.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Look, I promise I will respect your wishes

0:07:17 > 0:07:19if you change your minds.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Thanks. Thanks, Doc.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Today's the day!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Erm, yes...- Time to launch your little gadget into the stratosphere.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28This is Sarah Evans' husband.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Ah, the Herzig lady?

0:07:30 > 0:07:32That's not what her grandkids call her.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Nice to meet you.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36I'll leave you to it.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Thanks a bunch.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Sorry.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Professor Hope, the very man. - Morning.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43All set for phase five of the master plan?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Erm...- Can I book you in for a meeting?

0:07:45 > 0:07:46About what?

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh, PR people want to put a face to the name.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Well, I'm...- And we need to talk strategy.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51- Strategy?- 12:30, my office.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Onwards and upwards.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Pow, pow.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Boom, boom.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Ka-boom!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Rat-at-at-at-at-at.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Dakka-dakka.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Schklikt boom.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Schklikt boom.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Schklikt boom. Schklikt boom. Schklikt boom.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Are you a masochist, Mr Keane?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Nah, don't bother with church.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Badum tish!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Yes, well, could you lose the face paint, please

0:08:23 > 0:08:24and come back to bed.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Got your X-rays.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28What's the score?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31You have got a spiral humeral fracture.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33And there's me thinking it was broken.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35It's quite a serious injury.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36- See, what I did there?- Yeah.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37You're going to need surgery.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Nah, it's no biggie.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Which will mean an overnight stay.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Can I stay, too?

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Ah, I don't know mate.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45But we was going on an adventure?

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Were you?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48I wish.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Is there someone at home who could collect your son?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53There's his mum but...

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Does she know you're here?

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Not yet.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- I can call her if...- No, don't.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58Why not?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01I said I'd bell her once I knew exactly what happened.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Well, now you do.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04She's a bit of a flapper.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06It's a relatively straightforward procedure,

0:09:06 > 0:09:08nothing to scare the horses.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10He's all right here for a bit though, isn't he?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13I don't know. Kids get bored pretty quickly in hospitals.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14- I'm not bored.- See?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Yes, well, maybe not now...

0:09:16 > 0:09:17- Serena.- What?

0:09:17 > 0:09:18You have a visitor.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25That's the sluice room sorted.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Rather you than me.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Once you've seen one set of minging skiddy bed sheets...

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Break time?

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Nah.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34You're making the rest of us look bad.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Things to do, bums to wipe.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Doctor Mo is on the radio in a minute.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Best place for her.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Meow.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44At least I can get on with some work,

0:09:44 > 0:09:46without my big sister watching over me.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49The ankle's fractured, but there's no need for surgery.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Oh, thank God for that.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52The boot should help the bones heal properly.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Everything OK, Barb?

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Well, apart from looking like Frankenstein in this thing, yes.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59We'll fit the bolts on your neck later.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Oh! Cheeky.- See you.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Anything else I can do for you?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Actually, there's a pair of headphones and a radio in my bag.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Could you do the honours?- Of course.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Want to catch that new phone-in.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Make Mine Medicine?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14How did you know?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Telepathic.- Thanks.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Rubbish title.- Oh, I like it.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Each to their own.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Have you heard it yet?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Nah. Some of us have got work to do.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29And as for the residents lounge,

0:10:29 > 0:10:32I cannot set foot in there again.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Why?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36It's like someone handed out free lobotomies.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Really?

0:10:37 > 0:10:40They just go on and on about their ailments.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Oh, dear.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44If it's not their backs, it's their bowels.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Ha-ha.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48It's supposed to be sheltered accommodation,

0:10:48 > 0:10:50not Emergency Ward 10.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Mmm...

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Are you listening to me?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Absolutely.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58It's lovely to see you, Mum,

0:10:58 > 0:11:01but was there something in particular that you wanted?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03I can't visit my own daughter?

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Yeah, no, sorry. It's just I've got this report to finish,

0:11:06 > 0:11:07and I'm due in theatre.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08I'll be off then.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10No, you don't have to go right now.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Are you sure?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Yep, I'll be back as quick as I can.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17- All set?- Yeah.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Have you back with your son in no time.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Sorry if I was a bit defensive earlier.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22It's all right.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24I just split with my wife.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25I see...

0:11:25 > 0:11:26She got custody.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28This is my first official access.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Ah.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31- And I end up in hospital.- Oh, dear.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Ben's not due back till five.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Yeah, well, she should really come and collect him.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37It'll be another fortnight before I see him again.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39She needs to know what's happened.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41I will call her later, I promise.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Just let him hang around here for a bit.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Please.- Fine.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Thanks. You're a star.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Dr Digby.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Yes, Ms Campbell...- How's the head?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Yeah, clear as a...clear thing really.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Glad to hear it.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Tough keeping up with the big boys?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Don't know what you mean.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Anyway, I have a small boy I need you to guard.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01- What?- Mr Keane's son.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Will you keep an eye on him while his father's out of action, please?

0:12:04 > 0:12:05I've got quite a lot on actually...

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Just do it.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Nothing more satisfying than filling out a good form.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Please, kill me now.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16It'll be over before you know it.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17That's what I'm worried about.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Professor Hope's the top man.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Got fingers like Cumberland sausages.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Oh, I could do with a nice fry-up.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Erm...

0:12:29 > 0:12:31OK, well, if you could have any player up front

0:12:31 > 0:12:33for your footy team, who'd you go for?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35I dunno.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Like Rooney?

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Never trust a fella with a weave.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Fair dos.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40What about Messi then?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Right.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46So, Professor Hope is the Lionel Messi of the NHS.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48- HE SNORTS - Could've fooled me.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52'Welcome to Make Mine Medicine.'

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Excuse me, sorry, can you turn that down a wee bit.

0:12:54 > 0:13:00'I'm Doctor Mo and I'm here to cure your ills, aches and pains...'

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Excuse me.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04- Professor Hope.- Yes.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Sarah Evans' notes...

0:13:05 > 0:13:09- there's no clotting or INR results.- That can't be right.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Well, unless I just...- I ordered them myself.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- OK...- I'm certain of it.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Is there a problem?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18No. There may have been a slight oversight.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Nothing to worry about.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Well, just tell me what's up.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23It appears I may have omitted to run a test to check

0:13:23 > 0:13:25how easily your wife's blood clots.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27You mean you forgot.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28We'll get them done now.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29What if he hadn't noticed?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31What could have happened to her?

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Well, that is why we double-check.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34- Could she have died?- Absolutely not.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36I thought you said he was Messi?

0:13:36 > 0:13:38- I'm what?- He is.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39What're you talking about?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Do you seriously think I'm putting her life in your hands?

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Sorry, Mr Evans, please.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- HE SNORTS - Someone more important to meet?

0:13:46 > 0:13:48I'm sorry this is an emergency.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49And my wife isn't?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51No. Of course she is.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53I've had just about enough of this.

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Please, Mr Evans.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56We'll talk in the Family Room

0:13:56 > 0:13:58when I get back, 12:30?

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Can you...?

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Come on, Mick.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Coffee. No, thanks.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07What are you doing?

0:14:07 > 0:14:08E-mailing your daughter.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Don't hold your breath for a reply.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Ellie always replies.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Lucky you.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14And we do Facetime.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16She's never there when I try.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Well, she's a busy girl.- Aren't we all.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Especially now there's a new chap on the scene.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Since when?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24She hasn't told you?

0:14:24 > 0:14:25Not yet.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Patrick.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Studying the Law.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Very good family.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Nice to be kept informed.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32I'll tell her to call you.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33There's no need.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Please yourself.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Mum, could I...could I have my laptop back, please.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39All yours.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Thanks, Mum.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Where is it?

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Where's what?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53My report. Did you close the file?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55I didn't close anything.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Come on, where are you?

0:14:57 > 0:14:58It'll be there somewhere.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Did you save it?

0:15:00 > 0:15:03I thought these computers saved it all for you.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Please be here.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Was it important?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08It's gone.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Oh, dear.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11I'll... I'll have to start again.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Are you sure it's...?- Yeah, yeah I'm sure.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17I didn't do it on purpose.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19No, I realise that, Mum.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23I'll drink my coffee and go.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25No, erm, you take your time.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28I'll call you a cab when you're ready.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38I did consider specialising in cardio-thoracics.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Do you know where she put my gun?

0:15:43 > 0:15:46It's...erm...

0:15:46 > 0:15:49so difficult to progress in such

0:15:49 > 0:15:51a contracting field...

0:15:54 > 0:15:56It was a birthday present off me dad.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00She got you baby-sitting in the end then.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02No, no, no...

0:16:02 > 0:16:03No, it's...

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Dad!

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Excuse me.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10Hi, Dad!

0:16:10 > 0:16:11See, I told you he'd be OK.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Hope you haven't been worrying about me, mate.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17I'm not going home, Dad.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Ben...- I want to be with you.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21I know.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Ben, I need you to be brave

0:16:22 > 0:16:23and look after your dad for me, OK?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25- OK.- Good boy.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Shall we get out of here?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32What, now?

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Soon as I'm up to it.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Yeah.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38We'll go on a big adventure, yeah?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Where?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Mars, the Sahara,

0:16:43 > 0:16:44you name it.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Just the two of us?

0:16:46 > 0:16:49The dynamic duo.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Brilliant.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51High-five.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54You forgot the INR test?

0:16:54 > 0:16:55I've got a lot on my mind.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57You need to get a grip.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59You don't think I'm aware of that?

0:16:59 > 0:17:03Look, the absent-minded prof act works fine for me but...

0:17:04 > 0:17:05What?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Mr Self might require a little more...

0:17:07 > 0:17:09thrust.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Thrust?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12If you're going to be his poster boy.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Jac, what if Mrs Evans had got into theatre?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19We'd have used FFP.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21I'm still no nearer to finding out

0:17:21 > 0:17:24why this TIA has turned her into the world's biggest optimist.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26I can do some digging if you like.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Would you?

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Yeah, you concentrate on...

0:17:29 > 0:17:30There you are.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34The PR meeting.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Obviously had a better offer.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37I'm so sorry.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38- No, don't worry about it.- Really I...

0:17:38 > 0:17:40You're our resident eccentric genius.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42It comes with the territory.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Shall we go now?- Nope, we'll do it post op.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Right.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48So, what's this strategy you mentioned?

0:17:48 > 0:17:53We were going to discuss how to go global with your box of tricks.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Global?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Video-links in surgery.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Well, this is very early days.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58International conferences.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00And I would rather concentrate on...

0:18:00 > 0:18:02You still don't get it, do you?

0:18:02 > 0:18:05I'm banking on selling your Herzig to the world.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Sounds phenomenal.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11See you in there.

0:18:11 > 0:18:12Right.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Looks like someone's making the front page of The Lancet.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19You think I'm really concerned about that?

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Yeah.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Why didn't you tell me what time it was?

0:18:27 > 0:18:30PHONE RINGS

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Oh, come on.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37'Holby Cabs.'

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Oh, hi. Yeah, I ordered a taxi for Holby City Hospital,

0:18:39 > 0:18:41but there's no sign. Any idea...

0:18:41 > 0:18:43- 'What's the name?'- Campbell.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45'It's stuck in traffic.'

0:18:45 > 0:18:47- You're kidding?- 'Do you want to hold on?'

0:18:47 > 0:18:50No, no. That's fine. Thanks.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51(For God's sake.)

0:18:51 > 0:18:53You winning?

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Not really.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Anything I can do?

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Not really.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Is your mum OK?

0:19:00 > 0:19:01Come back here. you little...

0:19:01 > 0:19:05Ow! ..little guttersnipe.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06You all right?

0:19:06 > 0:19:07No.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Sorry.- What is going on?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12I went to the staff room to make a cup of tea

0:19:12 > 0:19:16and I found this urchin rifling through the fridge.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17I needed food for me and dad.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18Why?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20We're getting out of here.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Really, since when?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23We're going on an adventure.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25What is this, Enid Blyton?

0:19:25 > 0:19:26Where are you going?

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Dunno. Anywhere I want Dad said.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31This your idea of keeping an eye on someone?

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Sorry, I...

0:19:32 > 0:19:34You need to get this wrist examined.

0:19:34 > 0:19:35I'm fine.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Oh, shall I...?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- No.- It's all right, I'll sort it. - Thanks, Colette.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Do you want to come with me?

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Right, I think it might be your home time now.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Yeah, sorry to rush you, Phil,

0:19:46 > 0:19:48but it's almost news time.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51As for the itching, I'd suggest taking a shower

0:19:51 > 0:19:53at least once a week might help,

0:19:53 > 0:19:56as well as, making you a bit more popular around the office.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59And if it persists your GP may need to take a look.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Hope that helps, Phil. Thanks for calling.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Right, that's all we have time for now.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07Thank you very much for sharing your medical mysteries with me.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09I hope I've been of some help.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Next up is the news and weather.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15And remember, no matter what the problem is

0:20:15 > 0:20:17from piles to porphyria,

0:20:17 > 0:20:18'I've heard it all before

0:20:18 > 0:20:20'so, don't die of embarrassment.'

0:20:20 > 0:20:22I think I just did.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Is she still going on?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26'Until next time, this is Doctor Mo, signing off for another week.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27'Don't forget...'

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Look after yourself so I don't have to.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Pain OK?

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Yeah, not bad.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35How was the show?

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Oh, there was a fella rang in earlier

0:20:38 > 0:20:40with a tumour the size of a...

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Grapefruit?

0:20:41 > 0:20:42You ARE telepathic.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43Enjoyed it then.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47Ah, it's like listening to the best friend you never had.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Hey, I thought that was me.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Apart from you.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53You know she's my sister, right?

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Who?

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Doctor Mo.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Get lost.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Afraid so.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Are you close?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Like peas in a pod.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Fantastic.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Any idea when I can go home?

0:21:06 > 0:21:09We'll have to ask Mr Di Lucca.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Oh, if he can bear to look at me.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Hey!- Sitting here with no slap on.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15You're gorgeous.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17I never normally leave home without my make-up.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Even in an ambulance?

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Got to have standards.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24We'll have to ask your bloke to bring you some at visiting.

0:21:24 > 0:21:25What bloke?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Really?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29I haven't had a date since the '90s!

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Know what you need?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Oh, no. I'm past all that, thank you.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Adele's beauty parlour.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Oh.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Martha, it's me.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Yeah, well, not exactly.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46I'm in hospital.

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Ben's fine.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52It's me. I've had a little accident.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54I think you'd better come in.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59What's his problem?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Family...

0:22:01 > 0:22:02PHONE RINGS

0:22:07 > 0:22:08As far as I'm concerned,

0:22:08 > 0:22:10we should be trialling this Herzig on dozens of patients

0:22:10 > 0:22:13before we even think about singing it from the rooftops.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Well, he's hardly booked a spread in Hello! magazine.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17This is my project, I should be making these decisions.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19You can't hide away in the lab for ever.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21- What if it doesn't work? - It does.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Take Mrs Evans.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25There's a real risk she won't make it through theatre.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27You've been handed a golden ticket, Elliot.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29How is that going to look to the PR machine?

0:22:29 > 0:22:31About time.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32Mr Evans.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Where were you?

0:22:33 > 0:22:35I've been waiting here for over an hour for you.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Have you been hiding from me?

0:22:37 > 0:22:39I can only heartily apologise.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40You naughty boy.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Will you put a bloody sock in it?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44You promised me.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Unfortunately we had...

0:22:46 > 0:22:47I forgot.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Is that it?- I'm afraid so.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Oh, so, she's not your number one priority any more?

0:22:51 > 0:22:52She is.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54I mean, look at her.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55She's getting more demented by the day.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I can't guarantee to fix that problem...

0:22:57 > 0:22:59How can I tell what she wants?

0:22:59 > 0:23:00This procedure...

0:23:00 > 0:23:02No, I'm sorry, we're pulling out.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06There is a whole team preparing for theatre.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07Not my problem.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Mr Evans...- You can't do that.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Oh, yes, I can.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14He said he wouldn't go ahead without my say-so.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17Forget it.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21There, see the crack, just there.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Are you sure?- Yeah, I've treated millions of these.

0:23:24 > 0:23:25I just want to go home.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Not until your wrist's sorted out.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29It doesn't feel broken.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Oh, well, if it doesn't FEEL broken,

0:23:31 > 0:23:32then it must be OK.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36Do you find my daughter's relentless sarcasm attractive?

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Don't answer that.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Everything about your daughter sends me wild with desire.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Is it any wonder the NHS is on its knees.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Is Lennie Keane on this ward?

0:23:45 > 0:23:46Yeah.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48- Oh, Mrs Keane?- Yeah.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50That is my fractured wrist.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Mum...

0:23:52 > 0:23:54- I'm sorry...- You ask your son how I got it.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55He's over here.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Hiya.

0:24:04 > 0:24:05What've you done to yourself now?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07You know me, never a dull moment.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09- Where's Ben?- Toilet.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13How long will he be in hospital?

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Hopefully no more than 24 hours.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18You should see the size of the pin they've put in my arm.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Really?

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Be a nightmare getting through the airport now.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23What do you mean?

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Nothing, I'm just joking.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28The pin will set all the alarms off in the airport.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30I'll get Ben's stuff together.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Can't he wait until my time's up?

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Lennie...

0:24:34 > 0:24:36That'd be all right, wouldn't it?

0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Well...- See, the doctor doesn't mind.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40And do what exactly?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42We were playing hangman.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43I dunno.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45At least wait until visiting's over.

0:24:45 > 0:24:46How long's that?

0:24:46 > 0:24:48About half an hour.

0:24:50 > 0:24:51He was in tears earlier.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54- You win.- (Yes.)

0:24:54 > 0:24:56I'll leave you to it.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Thanks.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06The wife signed the consent form?

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Yes.

0:25:08 > 0:25:09Then what's the problem?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11I gave him my word.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Ungive it.- I can't do that.

0:25:15 > 0:25:16Are you OK?

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Fine.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21It's just that this isn't the first glitch in recent weeks.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24I can't help it if people lose their nerve.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- As long as you're not one of those people.- Absolutely not.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30You do realise how much time and effort I've put into this scheme.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Not half as much as I have...

0:25:31 > 0:25:33And how much it's costing this hospital?

0:25:35 > 0:25:37We'll find another patient soon enough.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38No!

0:25:38 > 0:25:40The launch is good to go.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42If we don't stay ahead of the curve,

0:25:42 > 0:25:44we might miss out altogether.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Make it happen, Elliot.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03We did try to get him to call you earlier.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Lennie never takes the sensible option.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06Really?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08I used to think all this acting on impulse

0:26:08 > 0:26:09was romantic when we first met.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11And now?

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Now it just seems...stupid.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Oh, well, nearly home time.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16I'm dreading leaving.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Yeah, it can be tough on children to begin with.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- It's not Ben.- No?

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Lennie just won't accept it's over.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25Right.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27We had such a laugh before we had Ben.

0:26:27 > 0:26:28But?

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Life gets serious then, doesn't it?

0:26:30 > 0:26:31Yes, I suppose so.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Only Lennie refused to grow up.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Ah, yes. I had a husband like that myself back in the day.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39He needs a mother not a wife.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40So, there's no chance of...

0:26:40 > 0:26:42I can't spend the rest of my life

0:26:42 > 0:26:44with a man I've fallen out of love with,

0:26:44 > 0:26:45just for the sake of my kid.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47- Brave decision.- Or a cruel one.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Those pain killers are doing nothing for me.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Give them time, Mum.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Really sorry about your wrist.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58Have you told this woman her ex is planning to abduct her son?

0:26:58 > 0:27:00- What?- Well, that's not quite...

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Abduct him?

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Well, Ben mentioned going away... - Away?- ..somewhere with his dad.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Yeah, some sort of adventure.

0:27:07 > 0:27:08What do you mean?

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Well, I'm not entirely sure,

0:27:09 > 0:27:12- but they seemed to be planning... - Right.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15..a boys'...trip.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19- Come on. We're going.- Why?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Got another ten minutes yet.- Now!

0:27:21 > 0:27:24- Mum...- You've come up with some stupid ideas in your time,

0:27:24 > 0:27:26- but this...- I don't know what you're talking about.

0:27:26 > 0:27:27They told me.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29What did you tell her?

0:27:29 > 0:27:32About your adventure.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34- So?- Aren't we going?

0:27:34 > 0:27:36- Do you know how much trouble you could get into.- For what?

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Do you'd think last five minutes on your own with him?

0:27:38 > 0:27:42- On my own where?- Wherever you were planning to run.- Hang on a minute!

0:27:42 > 0:27:44- How can I trust you now?- Of course you can.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47I'm going to ask for supervised visits from now on.

0:27:47 > 0:27:48No. No. What've you done?

0:27:48 > 0:27:49I'm sorry I didn't really...

0:27:49 > 0:27:52Why can't you two just get back together?

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Sounds good to me, mate.

0:27:54 > 0:27:55- I hate this.- Ben.

0:27:55 > 0:27:58Whoa, whoa there, soldier.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01I'm feeling better already.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03This is just your colour.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Do you think?

0:28:05 > 0:28:06You all right..?

0:28:06 > 0:28:08I am now I've had me makeover.

0:28:08 > 0:28:09Good.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11It's your sister's fault all this.

0:28:11 > 0:28:12Sorry?

0:28:12 > 0:28:16Well, she gives you these little exercises to do on her show.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18And I was having a go on the stairs

0:28:18 > 0:28:20and I missed me step.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Where there's blame, there's a claim.

0:28:22 > 0:28:23Oh, I never thought of that.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Right, done.

0:28:25 > 0:28:26Ta.

0:28:26 > 0:28:27You can keep this bottle.

0:28:27 > 0:28:31- No.- No, I'm serious.- Thanks, love.

0:28:33 > 0:28:34Oh, and you'll never guess

0:28:34 > 0:28:37who's been invited to the station's 25th anniversary bash...

0:28:37 > 0:28:38Nice. Anyone famous going?

0:28:38 > 0:28:40- Joey Essex.- Who?

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Joey Essex is what?

0:28:42 > 0:28:45Rubbing shoulders with Mo at some celeb party.

0:28:45 > 0:28:46Talk about Z list.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48Haven't you got a nail bar to run?

0:28:53 > 0:28:54Anyway...

0:28:54 > 0:28:57Now you have to leave this on, all right?

0:28:57 > 0:28:58For how long?

0:28:58 > 0:29:01Until I say you can take it off.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04I'd prefer if you didn't talk to me like a child.

0:29:04 > 0:29:05Yes, Mother.

0:29:05 > 0:29:08Now you're going to need to start physio pretty soon.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11Anything to get me out into the real world.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15If it's that bad, maybe we should start looking for somewhere else.

0:29:15 > 0:29:16The flat's fine.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18- But you just...- It's the people.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20They seem friendly enough.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22Why am I expected to socialise just

0:29:22 > 0:29:24because we all happen to be ancient?

0:29:24 > 0:29:26So, keep yourself to yourself.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28Oh, I do. Well then.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32When I think of the life I led,

0:29:32 > 0:29:34the places I've been.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36All great memories.

0:29:36 > 0:29:37Fading fast.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39We're off.

0:29:39 > 0:29:41Oh, right. Bye.

0:29:41 > 0:29:42What do you say to the lady, Ben?

0:29:42 > 0:29:43Sorry.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45That's quite all right.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48You forgot this.

0:29:49 > 0:29:50Thanks.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52You be a good boy for your mother.

0:29:52 > 0:29:53Bye.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55Got your mobile, mate?

0:30:06 > 0:30:08He thinks the world of you.

0:30:08 > 0:30:10I love him so much.

0:30:10 > 0:30:11I can tell.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15What if she meets somebody and they emigrate or something?

0:30:15 > 0:30:18Oh, now come on. I'm sure that won't happen.

0:30:18 > 0:30:21I couldn't bear the thought of losing him.

0:30:22 > 0:30:23I'm sorry.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31Got something for you.

0:30:31 > 0:30:32What am I looking at?

0:30:32 > 0:30:35Dash of silver dot com.

0:30:35 > 0:30:36Come again?

0:30:36 > 0:30:38It's a website for...

0:30:38 > 0:30:39Crumblies.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Lovely, mature...

0:30:41 > 0:30:43Now you're making me sound like Cheddar.

0:30:43 > 0:30:46Go on. There's loads of hotties on there.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48Oh, he looks like a murderer.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50OK. Fair enough, how about that bloke?

0:30:50 > 0:30:52Yeah. Not bad I suppose.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54Not bad?

0:30:54 > 0:30:56He does have a touch of the Sinatras about him.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58- See?- Adele.

0:30:58 > 0:31:01- Yeah?- What you doing?

0:31:01 > 0:31:03- Nothing.- Hand it over.

0:31:03 > 0:31:04It's not, is it?

0:31:04 > 0:31:05It's not what?

0:31:05 > 0:31:06- It is!- Sorry, I...

0:31:06 > 0:31:08I'd recognise that voice anywhere.

0:31:08 > 0:31:09Oh, right.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Do your catch phrase.

0:31:11 > 0:31:12I can't...

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Oh, go on. It'll make my day.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17Look after yourself, so I don't have to.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19I can die happy now.

0:31:20 > 0:31:21You still here?

0:31:23 > 0:31:24Thanks.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27She's a marvel, your sister.

0:31:27 > 0:31:28That's one word for her.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31- She done my nails and everything.- I noticed.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33You know most people don't give you the time of day,

0:31:33 > 0:31:35but she actually makes an effort.

0:31:35 > 0:31:36If you say so.

0:31:36 > 0:31:40Isn't it part of the job, sussing out who needs a bit of company?

0:31:40 > 0:31:42Yeah, it is.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44I came in here in agony,

0:31:44 > 0:31:46but just for a little while

0:31:46 > 0:31:48she actually made me forget my pain.

0:31:51 > 0:31:52Excuse me.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11Did you get my text?

0:32:11 > 0:32:14- Yep.- So, why no reply?

0:32:14 > 0:32:15I...

0:32:15 > 0:32:18You were too busy putting the final touches to your report?

0:32:18 > 0:32:19Not exactly.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21But it's done, yeah?

0:32:21 > 0:32:22- No.- I thought you said...

0:32:22 > 0:32:25Yeah, but you know you can't just demand things yesterday.

0:32:25 > 0:32:26You should have said this morning

0:32:26 > 0:32:27if you thought it was too...

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Yeah, like that was an option.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31- Look, what is wrong with everyone here today?- Sorry?

0:32:31 > 0:32:33Are you trying to make me look stupid, is that it?

0:32:33 > 0:32:35- No, I thought I'd get it done.- But?

0:32:35 > 0:32:37But my mother showed up unexpectedly

0:32:37 > 0:32:39and got her wrist broken

0:32:39 > 0:32:41by one of Fagin's little helpers.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43You'll have to translate that.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45It's been one of those days.

0:32:45 > 0:32:46Bad timing.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48Look, I'll get it finished tonight.

0:32:58 > 0:32:59Where is he?

0:32:59 > 0:33:01- Who?- The husband.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03I have no idea.

0:33:03 > 0:33:04They're ready for you in theatre.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06I know.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08So, what're you going to do?

0:33:08 > 0:33:09What can I do?

0:33:09 > 0:33:12Forget all this my word is my bond crap and just get on with it.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15- But what about...?- Look, you leave the CEO hanging out to dry now,

0:33:15 > 0:33:17you're finished here. He'll make sure of it.

0:33:24 > 0:33:25Got a light, love?

0:33:25 > 0:33:27Ah, sorry, mate. It's a phoney.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30Like everything else in this place.

0:33:30 > 0:33:31You still here?

0:33:31 > 0:33:34Someone insisted on a visit to the shop.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37- Nothing like a good bribe, eh? - Yeah.- See ya.- Bye.

0:33:41 > 0:33:44PHONE RINGS

0:33:44 > 0:33:46Hello. Dad?

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Where are you, Ben?

0:33:48 > 0:33:50I'm outside the entrance.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54What are you doing?

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Looking for Dad.

0:33:56 > 0:33:57Look up, son.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Look, there he is. I can see you, Dad.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04Oh, my God.

0:34:04 > 0:34:06Is this a cool way to say bye or what?

0:34:06 > 0:34:07Yeah.

0:34:07 > 0:34:09Hang on. I love you, son!

0:34:10 > 0:34:12I love you, too, Dad.

0:34:14 > 0:34:15Now you have nothing to worry about.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18Oh, I'm not worried love, I've been looking forward to this for ages.

0:34:18 > 0:34:20Good.

0:34:20 > 0:34:21I know the risks,

0:34:21 > 0:34:23I've got every faith in you.

0:34:23 > 0:34:27And my Mick'll feel the same once it's all over, you'll see.

0:34:27 > 0:34:28Everything's ready.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30Excellent.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33We'll need a running commentary for the PR people.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35OK, let's do this.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37There's really no need.

0:34:37 > 0:34:38I'm driving you. The end.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41- What about your report? - Forget about it.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Serena, we've got a problem.

0:34:44 > 0:34:46What?!

0:34:46 > 0:34:49If something's come up, I can easily get home under my own steam.

0:34:49 > 0:34:51No, it's all right. I'm calling the warden at your place.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53There's really no need.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55It's what we pay them for, Mum.

0:34:55 > 0:34:56- Serena.- Yep.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58Hi, hi, this is Serena Campbell.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00I'm calling about my mother.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10I feel like a performing monkey.

0:35:10 > 0:35:11Relax, have a banana.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14Sorry, we didn't quite get that.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19Professor Hope has just attached a tube to the aorta.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22That means the oxygenated blood will be passed back

0:35:22 > 0:35:25through the heart-lung machine into the artery.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27OK, thank you.

0:35:43 > 0:35:44Mr Keane.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46What do you want?

0:35:46 > 0:35:48Are you coming in?

0:35:48 > 0:35:49No.

0:35:49 > 0:35:50Why not?

0:35:50 > 0:35:52I'm enjoying the view.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56What're you playing at, Lennie?

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Just wanted to say bye to Ben.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Seeing as it's two weeks before I see him again.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02Look, I know you're upset,

0:36:02 > 0:36:03but isn't this a bit drastic?

0:36:03 > 0:36:05You frightened the life out of him.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07How?

0:36:07 > 0:36:08How do you think?

0:36:10 > 0:36:12I'm not trying to...

0:36:12 > 0:36:13Not trying to what?

0:36:13 > 0:36:14I wouldn't do that.

0:36:14 > 0:36:15Lennie, please, come on.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17Not in front of my own son.

0:36:18 > 0:36:19Caref...

0:36:24 > 0:36:25Where is he?

0:36:25 > 0:36:29You think I'd bring him up here?

0:36:29 > 0:36:30You sound scared, love.

0:36:30 > 0:36:31Please.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35Now you know how I feel

0:36:35 > 0:36:37having my own flesh and blood taken away from me.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40Maybe now you'll listen to me for once.

0:36:40 > 0:36:41We should call security.

0:36:41 > 0:36:45No, no, I don't want this turning into a three-ring circus.

0:36:45 > 0:36:49I am now removing the patient's heart.

0:36:49 > 0:36:50Obviously.

0:36:52 > 0:36:53Scalpel.

0:36:55 > 0:36:58I'm making a circular incision

0:36:58 > 0:37:01to the wall of the left atrium.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07Herzig Five, please.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18I'm preparing the atrial wall

0:37:18 > 0:37:21in order to attach the device.

0:37:24 > 0:37:27(Damn.)

0:37:27 > 0:37:28Problem?

0:37:28 > 0:37:29You've torn the atrial wall.

0:37:29 > 0:37:30The INR results.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32- We didn't do the test.- Yes, we did.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34- We need FFP.- Do you remember?

0:37:34 > 0:37:37- Elliot, do you want me to take over? - No, no sorry. OK.

0:37:41 > 0:37:42Cut.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Everything OK?

0:37:47 > 0:37:49Yes.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51Take two.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Right.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55Preparing to attach the device to the atrial wall.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13I don't understand why we can't at least talk about it.

0:38:13 > 0:38:14There's nothing left to say.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16Why do you hate me?

0:38:17 > 0:38:21Can you please try and talk some sense into him.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23Lennie, look, you don't want Ben

0:38:23 > 0:38:25to see you taken off by the police, do you?

0:38:25 > 0:38:27For what? Loving my own son?

0:38:27 > 0:38:29Feeding him, dressing him, washing him?

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Yeah, we can all see you're a great dad.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34- How can you expect me to walk away from all that?- I don't.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37- Just because you can't stand me any more.- That's not true.

0:38:37 > 0:38:39Can't you see how unfair this is?

0:38:39 > 0:38:42Well, what I can't see is how this is helping your cause.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44I told you, once we get into a routine,

0:38:44 > 0:38:46you can come over and babysit if I'm working or...

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Babysit your own kid!

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Lennie, just come in, please.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52I just want to be there for him.

0:38:52 > 0:38:53Can't you understand that?

0:38:59 > 0:39:02OK, that's the battery pack in place.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05The device is now synced with the computer.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07Laptop, please.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14Data's been received. Thank you.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19The device is now fully operational.

0:39:20 > 0:39:21Congratulations, everyone.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23The Herzig Five is born.

0:39:27 > 0:39:28Lennie.

0:39:28 > 0:39:29What?

0:39:29 > 0:39:30Look at me.

0:39:33 > 0:39:36All you have to do is take my hand.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42When she tells me I can see more of my son.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45You need to start acting like a grown-up first.

0:39:45 > 0:39:46I work hard for my family.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48We know that.

0:39:48 > 0:39:49- I'm a good father.- Come on.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54No, not until I get some promises.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57This is just screwing up your chances of proper access.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59I'm going nowhere.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Unless you put an end to this ridiculous stunt right now,

0:40:01 > 0:40:03I'm calling the police.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05What'll they charge me with?

0:40:05 > 0:40:06I'm serious.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08Loving my family?

0:40:08 > 0:40:10Being a total time-wasting, bloody idiot hopefully.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12- Dad!- Ben!

0:40:12 > 0:40:15Ben! Ben, no!

0:40:15 > 0:40:16NO!

0:40:19 > 0:40:21Help! Get a bloody doctor.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25Can you hear me?

0:40:26 > 0:40:28Get a couple of scoops.

0:40:28 > 0:40:29HE VOMITS

0:40:32 > 0:40:33Have you got a minute, love?

0:40:33 > 0:40:35What's up?

0:40:35 > 0:40:36Me ankle's killing me.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38Do you want more pain relief?

0:40:38 > 0:40:40One of the nurses already did it.

0:40:40 > 0:40:41No better?

0:40:41 > 0:40:42I'm in agony.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44I'll get Mr Di Lucca for you.

0:40:44 > 0:40:45Thanks.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49Have you seen Raf?

0:40:49 > 0:40:50Still in theatre.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52- Right.- Why?

0:40:52 > 0:40:53- Do us a favour.- Depends.

0:40:53 > 0:40:55Could you have a look at Barbara Barry for us?

0:40:55 > 0:40:56She's not one of mine.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58Yeah, but she's in a lot of pain

0:40:58 > 0:40:59and she is a big fan.

0:40:59 > 0:41:01All right, go on, then.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05Barbara, what's the problem?

0:41:05 > 0:41:08My ankle's really bad.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10- Ben!- Are they alive?

0:41:10 > 0:41:11- Somehow.- Oh, my God.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13- One of yours?- Yeah.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15How the hell did this happen?

0:41:15 > 0:41:18Right, let's get them in and get them assessed.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21Come on, let's go quickly.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Can I...can I have a word, Doc?

0:41:30 > 0:41:32Right.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34- It's about Sarah.- Yes.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36And the op.

0:41:36 > 0:41:37Right. Look, I know I said.

0:41:37 > 0:41:41I should have listened to you in the first place.

0:41:41 > 0:41:42Sorry, you should...?

0:41:42 > 0:41:43Life's too short.

0:41:43 > 0:41:46I want you to go ahead with it.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48- I already have.- Eh?

0:41:48 > 0:41:49It went well.

0:41:49 > 0:41:52- But you promised you'd speak to me before...- I know.

0:41:52 > 0:41:53So, why did you go ahead...?

0:41:53 > 0:41:55Well, it's complicated.

0:41:55 > 0:41:56B-b-but...

0:41:56 > 0:41:57She did make it?

0:41:57 > 0:41:59I'm sorry I broke my word.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01- But she is all right?- Yes. Yes.

0:42:03 > 0:42:04Well...

0:42:05 > 0:42:07..that's all that matters.

0:42:07 > 0:42:08Good.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21APPLAUSE

0:42:34 > 0:42:37What do you think I am, some kind of joke?

0:42:38 > 0:42:39Do you?

0:42:45 > 0:42:48- Talk to me, Colette.- We've got one free theatre on Keller.

0:42:48 > 0:42:49- What? Is that it?- Yep.

0:42:49 > 0:42:50Is he going to be all right?

0:42:50 > 0:42:53- We're doing our best.- What about a transfer to St James?

0:42:53 > 0:42:56No, there isn't time. I want them in theatre now.

0:42:56 > 0:42:57Please, save my son.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04Nail varnish?

0:43:04 > 0:43:05Seriously?

0:43:05 > 0:43:07I know, I'm my own worst enemy.

0:43:07 > 0:43:09You could have at least got one of the nurses

0:43:09 > 0:43:11or Adele to strap the boot back on properly.

0:43:11 > 0:43:12I think she's done quite enough.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14Is there much damage?

0:43:15 > 0:43:17You fastened it far too tight.

0:43:17 > 0:43:18Oh, sorry.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20It might have affected the realignment of the bones.

0:43:20 > 0:43:21Really?

0:43:21 > 0:43:23We'll book you in for another X-ray.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25And in the meantime, no more makeovers.

0:43:50 > 0:43:51You OK?

0:43:52 > 0:43:53Not particularly.

0:43:53 > 0:43:54What's up?

0:43:55 > 0:43:58Guy Self and his "big push".

0:43:58 > 0:44:02Well, sometimes you've just got to roll with the punches.

0:44:02 > 0:44:04And there's something else.

0:44:05 > 0:44:06Go on.

0:44:08 > 0:44:10I don't feel right.

0:44:10 > 0:44:11In what way?

0:44:11 > 0:44:13All these mistakes.

0:44:13 > 0:44:14Minor ones.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18I'm permanently on edge.

0:44:18 > 0:44:19Tough day.

0:44:19 > 0:44:21My mind's a fog. Not just today.

0:44:21 > 0:44:23This has been a week or two now.

0:44:23 > 0:44:27You're probably just a wee bit run-down.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29Not exactly the poster boy

0:44:29 > 0:44:31they so desperately crave.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33Stephen Hawking's no Brad Pitt.

0:44:33 > 0:44:35That's not what I meant.

0:44:38 > 0:44:40- Right. Come on.- What?

0:44:40 > 0:44:41I've got an idea.

0:44:49 > 0:44:52The CT shows the dad's got an L1 burst fracture.

0:44:52 > 0:44:53Let's get him prepped.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55No, I'm taking the son in first.

0:44:55 > 0:44:58- You?- Yes.- I've already paged another surgeon.

0:44:58 > 0:45:01- What?- Do you seriously think you're fit to operate

0:45:01 > 0:45:02after what happened out there?

0:45:02 > 0:45:04Guy, it wasn't Serena's fault.

0:45:04 > 0:45:06- I am saving this boy's life.- And what about his father?

0:45:06 > 0:45:07It's a ruptured spleen,

0:45:07 > 0:45:08I'll be out of there in 40 minutes.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10Make it 20.

0:45:10 > 0:45:11Fine.

0:45:11 > 0:45:13Four units cross-matched.

0:45:13 > 0:45:15Move it! Come on, get him in.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Looks like your mate's gizmo's done the trick.

0:45:34 > 0:45:35Yep.

0:45:35 > 0:45:38Seen the list of tablets she's on?

0:45:38 > 0:45:40I know it seems like a lot but...

0:45:40 > 0:45:41Soon be rattling for Britain.

0:45:41 > 0:45:42She'll get used to it.

0:45:42 > 0:45:45Maybe, she'll stop pinching mine now.

0:45:45 > 0:45:46How do you mean?

0:45:46 > 0:45:49Well, we've both been on them statins for years.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52And she's been taking yours?

0:45:52 > 0:45:53Yeah. Since she had her TIA.

0:45:53 > 0:45:56As well as her own?

0:45:56 > 0:45:59Just thought she needed them more than I did.

0:45:59 > 0:46:01Like a wonder drug, aren't they?

0:46:07 > 0:46:08Suction.

0:46:12 > 0:46:13Where are you up to in here?

0:46:13 > 0:46:15Just removing the spleen now.

0:46:15 > 0:46:16Clock's ticking.

0:46:24 > 0:46:25Statins.

0:46:25 > 0:46:27- What?- What?

0:46:27 > 0:46:28What're you doing?

0:46:28 > 0:46:29Blood test.

0:46:29 > 0:46:31What for?

0:46:31 > 0:46:32Cholesterol check.

0:46:34 > 0:46:35What about statins?

0:46:35 > 0:46:38I just had a quick look on Medline and excessive statin use can,

0:46:38 > 0:46:40in some very rare cases,

0:46:40 > 0:46:43send the patient into a state of total euphoria.

0:46:43 > 0:46:45Sorry, I'm not...

0:46:45 > 0:46:47Sound familiar?

0:46:47 > 0:46:48Sarah Evans?

0:46:48 > 0:46:50The husband's been giving her his.

0:46:50 > 0:46:52She's been on a double dose for God knows how long.

0:46:52 > 0:46:54- I'll get this sent to the lab. - Right.

0:46:56 > 0:46:57Thanks, Jac.

0:47:03 > 0:47:05Ties.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08Come on.

0:47:13 > 0:47:16- Almost done.- I need this theatre now.

0:47:16 > 0:47:18One minute.

0:47:18 > 0:47:1920 French Robinson drain.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23So, we sorted Barbara Barry out.

0:47:23 > 0:47:24- Is she all right?- Not particularly.

0:47:24 > 0:47:25Why what's...?

0:47:25 > 0:47:27Your beauty parlour routine tempted her

0:47:27 > 0:47:29into taking her surgical boot off.

0:47:29 > 0:47:31- What?- So, that she could do the rest of her toes.

0:47:31 > 0:47:33- What?- Yeah, so, now she might be in an even worse state

0:47:33 > 0:47:35than when she arrived.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37- Yeah, but I didn't tell her to... - You didn't have to.

0:47:37 > 0:47:39I was just trying to cheer her up.

0:47:39 > 0:47:40Look, if you'd just stuck to your job,

0:47:40 > 0:47:42none of this would have happened.

0:47:42 > 0:47:44I thought my job was to look after people.

0:47:44 > 0:47:46It's not about planting stupid ideas into patients' heads.

0:47:46 > 0:47:49Maureen, you wouldn't talk to anyone else on the ward like this.

0:47:49 > 0:47:50I wouldn't have to.

0:47:50 > 0:47:52Just admit you don't want me here.

0:47:52 > 0:47:56Speak up, ladies. I don't think they heard that in reception.

0:47:56 > 0:47:59Look after yourself, so, I don't have to.

0:48:09 > 0:48:11He's going to be all right.

0:48:11 > 0:48:13I'm afraid we had to remove his spleen

0:48:13 > 0:48:14and some of his ribs are broken,

0:48:14 > 0:48:16but he's going to be fine.

0:48:16 > 0:48:17I thought he was dead.

0:48:17 > 0:48:18I know.

0:48:18 > 0:48:20Thank you.

0:48:20 > 0:48:21Thank you. Thank you.

0:48:29 > 0:48:30How you doing, Barb?

0:48:30 > 0:48:31I'll be fine.

0:48:31 > 0:48:32I'm so sorry.

0:48:32 > 0:48:34It's not your fault.

0:48:34 > 0:48:36I should have told you to keep the boot on.

0:48:36 > 0:48:38You're not a mind-reader.

0:48:38 > 0:48:40Hey, I thought you said I was.

0:48:40 > 0:48:42Well, at least it got me another ten minutes

0:48:42 > 0:48:45with that sexy Scottish doctor.

0:48:46 > 0:48:48- I'll see you later.- See you later.

0:49:07 > 0:49:12Right, 11mm peek cage, please?

0:49:18 > 0:49:20How's it going?

0:49:22 > 0:49:25Just another boring, humdrum day at the office.

0:49:27 > 0:49:30You know, I can't wait to see

0:49:30 > 0:49:34what the press make of a patient skydiving off our roof

0:49:34 > 0:49:37with a child in tow.

0:49:42 > 0:49:44Could you retract a bit more, please?

0:49:47 > 0:49:49Uh-huh!

0:49:49 > 0:49:53Well, the good news is it looks like it's just a virus.

0:49:53 > 0:49:54What?

0:49:54 > 0:49:55Your bloods are back.

0:49:55 > 0:49:57Raised white cell count.

0:49:59 > 0:50:01I could have sworn it was something more serious.

0:50:01 > 0:50:03- Like what?- I don't know.

0:50:05 > 0:50:07I thought I was losing my mind.

0:50:07 > 0:50:10Self-diagnosis. The enemy of medics everywhere.

0:50:10 > 0:50:11Jonny, thank you. Thanks.

0:50:17 > 0:50:18You're still here?

0:50:18 > 0:50:20My lift's waiting for me downstairs.

0:50:22 > 0:50:26I heard about that boy and his father.

0:50:26 > 0:50:27Nightmare.

0:50:27 > 0:50:29How are they?

0:50:29 > 0:50:31Lucky to be alive.

0:50:31 > 0:50:33You look exhausted.

0:50:33 > 0:50:34You should go home, Mum.

0:50:34 > 0:50:38I wanted to make sure you were all right first.

0:50:38 > 0:50:39Thanks.

0:50:43 > 0:50:44It's my golden wedding.

0:50:45 > 0:50:47What?

0:50:47 > 0:50:51Your father and I would have been married 50 years today.

0:50:51 > 0:50:53No.

0:50:53 > 0:50:55We said we would visit the cemetery.

0:50:55 > 0:50:57- That's next week.- No, it's not.

0:50:57 > 0:50:59Yes, it is.

0:51:05 > 0:51:06No, it's not.

0:51:06 > 0:51:07Never mind.

0:51:07 > 0:51:09Well, I could take you now.

0:51:09 > 0:51:11It's pitch black out there.

0:51:12 > 0:51:14I'm sorry.

0:51:14 > 0:51:16Don't be.

0:51:16 > 0:51:19Your father forgot virtually every year.

0:51:33 > 0:51:35There goes nothing.

0:51:35 > 0:51:36What're you up to?

0:51:36 > 0:51:37You know, Sinatra man?

0:51:37 > 0:51:38Who?

0:51:38 > 0:51:41From old-bags-copping-off-dot-com.

0:51:41 > 0:51:42You are funny.

0:51:42 > 0:51:44I just sent him a text.

0:51:44 > 0:51:45Honest?

0:51:45 > 0:51:48Had a look at his profile and it ain't half funny.

0:51:48 > 0:51:50Funny weird or...?

0:51:50 > 0:51:51Funny ha-ha.

0:51:51 > 0:51:52Really?

0:51:52 > 0:51:54Always loved a man with a sense of humour.

0:51:54 > 0:51:56Ah, Barb. That is brilliant.

0:51:56 > 0:51:59It's all down to you.

0:51:59 > 0:52:00Come here.

0:52:07 > 0:52:10I better get on with some work.

0:52:10 > 0:52:12Just seen Barbara Barry's X-ray.

0:52:12 > 0:52:14- And?- Amputation not required.

0:52:14 > 0:52:15No thanks to my sister.

0:52:15 > 0:52:18- Hey, that's a bit harsh.- Is it? - She's doing her best.

0:52:18 > 0:52:21- And what if it's not good enough? - I think it is.

0:52:21 > 0:52:22Well, let's agree to disagree.

0:52:22 > 0:52:24Would it kill you to cut her a bit of slack?

0:52:25 > 0:52:28Question one, how did he get up there unnoticed?

0:52:28 > 0:52:32Well, we can't monitor every patient every minute of the day...

0:52:32 > 0:52:34Question two, why was his son allowed to hang around the ward

0:52:34 > 0:52:37whilst he was in theatre?

0:52:38 > 0:52:39His mum was there, so, we...

0:52:39 > 0:52:41Question three, I'd appreciate it

0:52:41 > 0:52:44if your ventriloquist's dummy did not answer this,

0:52:44 > 0:52:46where the hell was security?

0:52:46 > 0:52:48I thought I could handle the situation myself.

0:52:48 > 0:52:50How?

0:52:50 > 0:52:52By talking him down.

0:52:52 > 0:52:54Isn't that what security is there for?

0:52:54 > 0:52:55Well, yes, but...

0:52:55 > 0:52:57What exactly were you trying to prove?

0:52:58 > 0:53:00Nothing.

0:53:00 > 0:53:02Serena, do you realise how many hospitals are going

0:53:02 > 0:53:04to the wall in the next 20 years?

0:53:04 > 0:53:05This place is crumbling.

0:53:05 > 0:53:07I'm trying to turn it into something special.

0:53:07 > 0:53:09Something indispensable.

0:53:09 > 0:53:11And this is your contribution to the cause?

0:53:11 > 0:53:13- I don't belong to any cause.- No.

0:53:15 > 0:53:17No, you've made that abundantly clear.

0:53:22 > 0:53:24Do you want me to tell her?

0:53:26 > 0:53:27No.

0:53:27 > 0:53:28Are you sure?

0:53:28 > 0:53:30Yeah, thanks though.

0:53:51 > 0:53:53He should wake up soon.

0:53:53 > 0:53:54Right.

0:54:04 > 0:54:07Mr Self carried out a series of tests

0:54:07 > 0:54:11on Lennie to see how much damage was done to the spine.

0:54:11 > 0:54:13Right.

0:54:13 > 0:54:14I'm afraid it's not good news...

0:54:19 > 0:54:21Mrs Keane.

0:54:21 > 0:54:22Sorry?

0:54:25 > 0:54:28Some of Lennie's injuries were irreparable.

0:54:29 > 0:54:32Indications are that he's lost the use of his legs.

0:54:57 > 0:55:00Hello, love.

0:55:00 > 0:55:02Hello.

0:55:02 > 0:55:04Oh.

0:55:04 > 0:55:06You don't know how good it feels

0:55:06 > 0:55:08to hear your voice again.

0:55:08 > 0:55:09Oh, God,

0:55:09 > 0:55:11here come the water-works.

0:55:11 > 0:55:13Eh?

0:55:13 > 0:55:16You're like one of them soft-arsed mummy's boys

0:55:16 > 0:55:17blubbing on Bake-Off.

0:55:20 > 0:55:22I've got me wife back.

0:55:22 > 0:55:26Will you tell this sentimental old fart to pipe down.

0:55:31 > 0:55:33Jac.

0:55:33 > 0:55:34You were right.

0:55:34 > 0:55:36- About what?- Statins.

0:55:36 > 0:55:38Told you.

0:55:38 > 0:55:41- I owe you one.- Do you fancy paying me back today?- Sorry?

0:55:41 > 0:55:43I've got a bronchoscopy

0:55:43 > 0:55:47- that I would love to get out of. Can you stand in for me?- With pleasure.

0:56:03 > 0:56:05Can we get you anything?

0:56:05 > 0:56:06No, thanks.

0:56:09 > 0:56:11What will you do now?

0:56:12 > 0:56:14Take him back.

0:56:14 > 0:56:16Look after him.

0:56:16 > 0:56:17Really?

0:56:19 > 0:56:22What else can I do?

0:56:22 > 0:56:23Let my son grow up thinking

0:56:23 > 0:56:26I walked away from his paralysed father?

0:56:32 > 0:56:34Hi, Ellie, it's Mum.

0:56:34 > 0:56:35Just wanted a chat.

0:56:35 > 0:56:37So, yeah, call me.

0:56:39 > 0:56:40Love you.

0:57:15 > 0:57:19- Who are you?- What?- Because Professor Hope is down in theatre right now

0:57:19 > 0:57:21doing my bronchoscopy.

0:57:21 > 0:57:22What?

0:57:22 > 0:57:23Are you joking?

0:57:25 > 0:57:26Jac, I'm so sorry.

0:57:26 > 0:57:28Forget it. Oh, actually you already did.

0:57:28 > 0:57:31- I'll be there.- Don't bother, I'll do it myself.