0:00:02 > 0:00:04We don't know anything for certain right now.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06- Coughing up blood. That's a bad sign, is it?- Yeah. Yeah.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09This doesn't feel right, now.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12It seems to me like maybe you could use a clean break
0:00:12 > 0:00:13from this place for a while.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16If you want to be Jason's aunt, then you have to be all the way in
0:00:16 > 0:00:19and if you want to say goodbye,
0:00:19 > 0:00:22walk away, then you shouldn't feel guilty about that.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23What would he do without you?
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Serena said you got called upstairs to Darwin for a chat.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28I start on Monday.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31You have secondaries...
0:00:32 > 0:00:33..in your lungs.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19I could get used to standing here.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Mind you, saying that,
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- I could be, later on, couldn't I? - Hm.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25I mean, Keller is still in the running for an award.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27It's just, I have told everyone that we, er...
0:01:27 > 0:01:30My Levy, that is sending out entirely the wrong impression.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32These awards are a celebration of excellence.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36They're not intended to recognise sloppy presentation.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38This podium should be thoroughly polished,
0:01:38 > 0:01:43and it should be placed equidistant between the two vases as requested.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47You were talking about the podium.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Amongst other things.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I just feel this weird need to impress.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58It's pathetic.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I'm only going six floors up.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01It's perfectly natural.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04If Holby were a family, Darwin would be the big scary uncle.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07You'll soon wrap him around your little finger.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Oh, well, if Darwin is the uncle, AAU is definitely mum and dad.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Aw.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Let's stop now before we both throw up.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Anyway, enjoy! And remember,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19first impressions. They count.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Wait. What? Don't say that!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Look, If you want to keep this thing no strings attached...
0:02:25 > 0:02:27PHONE BEEPS
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Hold on. Hold on.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Ah, Mr Law.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Er, Ms Campbell. Um...
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Look, I'll call you back later.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Sorry.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Thought I was going to be late.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Well, being in a rush is probably a blessing.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Acclimatise you to the pace of AAU. - Yeah.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Good night, was it?
0:02:48 > 0:02:49It was, thanks.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Liking the footwear.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Thank you. For the award ceremony. Thought I'd better make the effort.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56- Never know, might even win one.- Ha.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57PHONE RINGS
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Morning.- Morning.- Hi.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Here.- Whoa, what's this?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06It's a meal deal. You know I don't like blueberries.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Oh, thanks.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Antioxidants.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12How you doing?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Me? I'm fine. I'm not the one with secondaries.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I know, I know, but it can't be easy watching Arthur go through all this.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Well, I'm fine. Can you pass me the diary, please?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Thank you.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27So, how did his first infusion go?
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Good, I think.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30He was busying himself all weekend.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31What with?
0:03:31 > 0:03:36It was a 24-part documentary on Norse gods.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39It was Morven's idea.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Wow. That can't be fun.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44No, it was quite informative, actually.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Really?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Well, he enjoyed it. So much so, he made me this pendant.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Also Morven's idea.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Arthur's making jewellery, is he?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Yes, it's very...
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- striking.- It's Eir. She's the Norse goddess of healing.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Don't be such a philistine, Sacha.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05The endovascular graft repair, what time is it today?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Don't worry, we're on schedule.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10So I trust I can rely on your presence at the awards ceremony.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Awards ceremony?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15I see you're in jubilant mood today, Ms Campbell,
0:04:15 > 0:04:17but please don't tease. It's not amusing.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Right, I have a very important tele-meeting now,
0:04:21 > 0:04:24so if anyone needs me, I'll be in my office with a cinnamon whirl.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25- Brr.- That one.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Congratulations, you have jaundice, itchy skin, nausea and diarrhoea.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34What's in that one?
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Er, sebaceous cyst.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I'll, I'll take the cyst.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42So, you're happy for me to give this to Arthur?
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Yeah, go ahead.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47What? Why are you staring at me?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49You see, if you're selfless enough
0:04:49 > 0:04:50to give up the more interesting case,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52then you don't have to make excuses.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Mr Levy's right. You can just be nice.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I'm always nice, thank you.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Right, I tell you what. I will do the cyst.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01No, no, no.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04No, you're tired. You can help Arthur. You can work with Mr Hill.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I want you to have some quality time with him, OK?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- You don't need to...- Ba, ba, ba, ba.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09So,
0:05:09 > 0:05:11our film night.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Would you be up for a Nicaraguan war drama?
0:05:15 > 0:05:20Hear me out. It's under three hours and apparently laden with humour,
0:05:20 > 0:05:22so you just have to go into it with an open mind.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Sounds intriguing.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Yeah, that's what I thought. Morven suggested it.- Hm.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33It's 9.10 now. You promised me you'd call at 9:15.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Yeah, I just didn't realise being early was an issue.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I should be eating breakfast now.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40When am I going to eat?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42There you go, grouchy. Problem solved.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46What? Shall I swap it back?
0:05:46 > 0:05:47No. Leave it.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Allan shouldn't have to change my schedule because you're early.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53I promise it won't happen again. Thank you, Allan.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54No problem.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56So, am I forgiven?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Well, I sup...
0:06:01 > 0:06:04What? Oh, come on.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Phoenix. That is such a cool name.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Thanks.- OK and finally,
0:06:10 > 0:06:12have you ever had a blood transfusion or a piercing?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15No.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17I had this starred on my calendar for months.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I don't know why they didn't just let me go on.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Flaming Cavaliers. They're always making trouble.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25You actually kidding? I mean, you're practically fluorescent.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27You look like a human highlighter.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Sorry. I'm a bit tired.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34It's just the jaundice.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36So, how many of you are there, anyway?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Couple of hundred usually,
0:06:38 > 0:06:39but it depends on the battle,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- whether it's Marston Moor, Edgehill, Battle of Naseby.- Ooh.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47And is that your period, is it? English Civil War?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48No.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Mongolian history is really my big thing,
0:06:51 > 0:06:53but there's just not the re-enactments.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56I did do a rehearsal for one a couple of months ago, though.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- In Mongolia?- No, northern China.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Part of the Mongol-Jin War. It was amazing.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Would you mind if...? - No, go.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Why have I never done anything like that?
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Well, still plenty of time.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13You're not dead yet.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Er, Nurse Harrison, could I get a FBC, LFTs, U&Es
0:07:17 > 0:07:21and a full chest and abdomen CT scan, please?
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Thank you.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25You want to look online. Put your name down.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26You know what?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I think I might just do that.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31To be honest, though, there weren't really the numbers.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35It doesn't work that well when there's meant to be 20,000 of you.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37How many of you were there?
0:07:37 > 0:07:3930.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Still, it was nice eating and drinking with the locals.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47So, ultimate military leader?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Brilliant. Well, mine's a little bit obvious,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52but would have to be Napoleon.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Pft.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Really?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Napoleon?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Yeah. Why couldn't it be him?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Well, in less than two decades, he bankrupted France
0:08:04 > 0:08:06and lost all her colonies.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08I wouldn't fancy that on my tombstone.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10How can you say that?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13No. Napoleon didn't lose any colonies.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15If you're talking about Quebec, that was lost already.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17And, yes, OK, he sold Louisiana to the US,
0:08:17 > 0:08:19but that's cos it was riddled with debt,
0:08:19 > 0:08:21so that was a piece of brilliance.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Sorry, I didn't mean to offend.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26OK, I think we're done here, so, er, let's go.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32No. I'm not doing it.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I told you. She's too AAU.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35- Mo!- Nothing to do with me.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh, it's fun. We've all done it.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38It's tradition.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Yeah, but she's...
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Everyone new to Darwin's done it,
0:08:41 > 0:08:43but if you don't want to be part of the gang, I understand.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45It's just a real shame.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48We'll pick someone easy. Michael Jackson?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Nice!- All you have to do is get eight songs into conversation
0:08:51 > 0:08:53by the end of the day. It's easy.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Does it have to be Ms Naylor? Can I use someone else?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Nice try.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00And I will put a good word in for you on the stent project.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02No, you can't do that. That's black...
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Right, apparently, Mr Hanssen hasn't chosen his winning department yet.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09so we're going to make the decision easy for him. Understood?
0:09:09 > 0:09:13So, this tracheal stent meeting. I've pencilled it for five.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Does that work for you, Ms Naylor?
0:09:16 > 0:09:17- Mr Valentine. Five?- Yeah.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Perfect.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Can we present a 3D diagram? Get some copies made?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Erm, yes. There is one on page 24.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Oh.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Ah, so there is. Excellent.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Erm, that stent project. That sounds like a thrill...
0:09:39 > 0:09:42That just sounds like a fascinating project.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53There you go, try that. I've restarted your router.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56You are a godsend, Mr Law.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58- Ah.- There you go.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03'Allan, Allan!'
0:10:03 > 0:10:04I'll call for an ambulance.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07You see, Auoumbla the cow,
0:10:07 > 0:10:10she licked Buri out of a salty ice block.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13And that made you think of me?
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Or, no, well...
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Buri is the creator god. He's, er, large.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Steady on.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22No, no. I mean, powerful, very beautiful to behold.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Well, I don't know what to say.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Clearly, you have a hidden talent.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Well, I will certainly treasure him.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35So, come on, show me the others.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40Right. Well, that's Freyr, so that's Fletch, the god of fertility.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Then there's the goddess of motherhood, Frigg. That's Mo.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Then there's Frigg's handmaiden, Fulla. That's...
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Who's Mr T.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Great. So, where's Ric's?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53WHISPERS: I forgot Ric's.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I'll just give him Elli.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58And that's the god of what?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Old age.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03She's a goddess anyway. I'll make him another one.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Kvasir. The wisest.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Created from the spittle of the gods.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Yeah, you might want to reword that, I think.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13What are you doing?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I am taking Oliver Cromwell off your hands.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18He just denigrated your idol.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21He just needs educating.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Well, if anyone else does the same with Amy Winehouse,
0:11:24 > 0:11:25then you can return the favour.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26OK, I see.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Very good.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31And I suppose you want to know if I've got any hunches
0:11:31 > 0:11:33about what his condition might be?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Well, yeah. I do.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Honestly, you are shameful.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40You're just trying to get me off his case so you can steal my glory.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Why would I do that?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Because you think if we win an award today
0:11:43 > 0:11:45and you shine, then you'll get to go up.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46- Very transparent.- Oh.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Fine.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Why don't we work on him together?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54No. We're going to do what we always do.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Compete.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Did you seriously think I'd fall for that after all this time? Hm?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04What did he just say?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I don't know. I don't know!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08It's all right. Calm. Just breathe, yes.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Nice deep breaths.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12That's right. Good.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Now, Jason, I'm going to look after Allan.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18I just need you to tell me what his face looks like.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Is it droopy or stretched?
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Droopy.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Right, can you ask Allan to... - Where's the ambulance?
0:12:26 > 0:12:27They'll be with you soon.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29When?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Five, ten minutes.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Which? Five or ten? I need to know!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35I can't say for sure.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Allan! Allan!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Should I give him the kiss of life?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- No, no, no, no.- Please don't do that. Please don't do that, Jason.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I need you to check his pulse for me.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47So if you could just put your second and middle finger on his wrist
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- about an inch below...- I can't find it. He hasn't got a pulse.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54This is ridiculous.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I've handed my kids over to my mum. I just can't cope.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00They do say it's the most difficult job in the world,
0:13:00 > 0:13:02being a parent.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04It's not like I'm new to all this.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06I have got a toddler at home as well, you know?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08SHE SIGHS
0:13:08 > 0:13:10It's everything.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11I'm shattered.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14I understand. You must be exhausted.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16All those nappies.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Nappies! This really...- But energy drinks aren't the solution.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Nor double espressos, for that matter.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24If I didn't have them, I'd be a walking corpse.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29I'm faint and I'm light-headed.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Your blood pressure is extremely high.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Probably because of all the stress you're under.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37But hypertension can be a cause of atrial fibrillation.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Add caffeine and energy drinks to the mix
0:13:40 > 0:13:42and you have a toxic combination.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44How many did you say you were having?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Oh, don't you start, as well.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I'm not having a go. I'm really not.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51What was it? Four, five a day?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Well, on the plus side,
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I'm glad to say the potassium and the magnesium
0:13:57 > 0:13:59have regulated your heartbeat.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02So, we'll just keep you under observation for now.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05In the meantime, try and enjoy some rest.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- Poor woman. - The reality of single motherhood.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Right, I am due in theatre soon,
0:14:17 > 0:14:20so if there are any problems with Ms Keetley...
0:14:20 > 0:14:21I'll call Ms Effanga.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24No, no, don't bother her. She's very busy today
0:14:24 > 0:14:26and I wouldn't want to put undue pressure on her.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- Understood.- So, if you need any assistance,
0:14:30 > 0:14:32ask for Ms Naylor or Mr Valentine.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Yes, Sir Dennis.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Actually, I'm asking everyone if they wouldn't mind dropping the Sir.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Makes me sound less fusty.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Sure. Mr Hopkins-Clarke, it is.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Oh, and if you are interested in the stent project...
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Yes?- Then you should talk to Mr Valentine.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I believe he and Ms Naylor are looking to recruit a nurse.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54And there are still no pains?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56No. No pain. Right as rain.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Ooh, made a rhyme.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Yep, but you're still not right, are you?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04And you had all your vaccinations before you went to China?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06No, I was meant to,
0:15:06 > 0:15:09but the day I was booked in I had to go to Hopton Heath.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12We were a Roundhead short of a battle.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Are you all right there, Dr Copeland?- Mm-hm.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Ahem. Fine. All fine.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Do you think it's something tropical, then?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21It's a little bit too early to say, I'm afraid.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25And we still don't have all your medical records yet.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27That will be the deed poll change.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29You changed your name?
0:15:29 > 0:15:30What was it before?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Dominic.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40How unusual. Changing your name FROM Dominic.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42What? What have I said?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Oh, no offence.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49It really suits you.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Right, so I'll chase those records up.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54So, it's Phoenix, formerly known as Dominic Hill? Yes?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Are you really that desperate to collect an award?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03No! Why does everyone keep saying that?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Because you'd normally bite at "Roundhead short of a battle."
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Yes, well, I don't like poking fun at people
0:16:09 > 0:16:11who enjoy historical re-enactments.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Yes, you do.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Yes, I do.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I mean, come, on dressing up and play fighting?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19It's one step away from a bedsit and a blow-up doll.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22But I can't say that in front of Diggers, can I?
0:16:22 > 0:16:23I mean, look at him.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24He's practically a clone.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31I don't know. I just went dizzy and my balance gave out.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Did you have any alcohol?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34At nine o'clock in the morning? No, Jason.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Or ingest any recreational drugs?
0:16:36 > 0:16:37No!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39This is you being a surgeon.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41He asked for a medical dictionary for his birthday.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- He's been like this ever since. - It didn't help me find your pulse.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Oh, now, pulses are notoriously difficult to find.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Yes, even I have a problem with that sometimes.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52And you found it in the end.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Now, Allan, I'm afraid you may need to stay in overnight.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Ah, you're joking. I've got a curry with the lads.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Does that mean Sue's going to stay over whilst you're in here?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Allan, could you just slide over on to this bed for me, please?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Sue's our cover carer.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I don't want Sue to stay. She always smells of garlic.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Can't you stop over instead?- Me?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Well, of course. Yes. You just read my mind.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Er, no, I didn't, but I can print out a schedule.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- That would be useful. - Are you really sure?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Yes, yes. It'll be nice not to be in an empty house.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Besides, it's 24 hours. What's the worst that can happen?
0:17:25 > 0:17:26You can stay in Allan's room.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Well, there's your answer.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Jason, why don't you go and get yourself a drink?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I don't want one.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Jason, would you like to read a book on weird
0:17:36 > 0:17:38and revolting medical conditions?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Oh, yes.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Right. Today's your lucky day. Follow me.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44It's an old stocking filler. Completely vomit-inducing.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Come on.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48He makes a mean cuppa.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51You'll be swimming in tea by the time he's finished with you.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Right, now, Allan,
0:17:52 > 0:17:56do you have any history of heart disease in your family?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Yeah. My dad.
0:17:59 > 0:18:04Sharon, can I get a cardiac enzyme test, ECG, heart echo,
0:18:04 > 0:18:06full chest X-ray and a head CT, please?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11OK, so, you want to hit me with it now?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Let's just wait for those test results, OK?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Promise I'll put in a good word.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20No. If I do this, I am in on that stent meeting.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Deal?- Deal.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Ms Naylor, photocopies for the stent project. Hope they're all right.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27They're in black or white.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Sorry, they're in black AND white.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Still, I don't think they look too bad.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Yes. They are truly amazing. Gold star to you.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Um, actually, I was wondering if we could have one more chance
0:18:39 > 0:18:42to talk about that stent meeting, if you've got time.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I think that went well.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Still six.- No. One More Chance is a Michael Jackson song.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52It's a Jackson Five song.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Well, that's not fair because you didn't specify.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56So what does that mean for my patient?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- She's been rescheduled for Thursday. - And you didn't think to consult me?
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Next time, I'd appreciate some communication.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Is Mo OK?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- I'd stay out of that if I were you. - Out of what?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08It's a personality clash. I wouldn't get involved.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Right, will do.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Aw, bless.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Sleeping Beauty.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Isabella says it's just like Mummy.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24How long has your mum been looking after them?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Since he was born, really.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29This has been going on all that time?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Nine, ten months. Maybe a year.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34And you've been on the energy drinks all that time?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36No.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Just a month or two.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39SHE YAWNS
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Did you tell Mr Hopkins-Clarke all this?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Have you tried telling Mr Hopkins-Clarke anything?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48I'm just going to have a word with one of my colleagues.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Tell you what...
0:19:55 > 0:19:56We're going to do an ECG...
0:19:57 > 0:19:59SNORING
0:20:00 > 0:20:03See, there was an outbreak in Shanxi in February.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07And his LFTs are deranged.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11It's uncommon, but with no vaccination, it could be Hep A.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Damn.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Hmm?
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Well, that scuppers my chances of picking up an award.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I was going to put my money on pancreatitis.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Ah, well, it still needs ruling out.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I'll leave that to you, shall I?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29How generous of you.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I'm just going to go and talk to Mr Levy.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Phoenix Hill's records. You might want to take a look.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47What?
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Mmm.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50W...
0:20:51 > 0:20:53600,000 particles an hour.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Which means a human sheds one and a half pounds of skin particles each year.- Amazing.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59It's probably even more if you're fat.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03She would definitely shed more than one and a half pounds.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Jason, I need to go in here now, OK?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Can I watch?
0:21:08 > 0:21:14- No, you can go into my office and start on that IT coursework you were telling me about.- Oh, sorry.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Right, how are we doing?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Looks like Mr Coalville's had a TIA.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21What's that?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Sorry, Transient Ischemic Attack. It's like a sort of mini-stroke.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Knew it was nothing serious.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32An attack this significant can't be ignored, I'm afraid.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35IRREGULAR BEATING
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- What's that? What does that mean? - Sorry. Could you just...hold still?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46I can understand your concerns, Dominic, but...
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Essie, do you know how Arthur described coming to work this morning?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- No.- As the perfect therapy.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55He's come in today to occupy his mind
0:21:55 > 0:21:57and he really doesn't need this.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Look, all I'm asking for is one hour.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02And then if we need to...
0:22:03 > 0:22:05I will tell him then.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08- One hour.- Thank you.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- By the way, that blusher really brings out your eyes.- Shut up.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19So, your chariot.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Can you give me a couple of minutes?
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Why?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30If there's no pain, then there shouldn't be a problem.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36PHOENIX YELLS IN PAIN OK, OK, OK.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax...
0:22:38 > 0:22:40PHOENIX GASPS
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Phoenix, why didn't you tell me about the cancer?
0:22:46 > 0:22:47PHOENIX SIGHS
0:22:47 > 0:22:49I thought I had a trans...whatever?
0:22:49 > 0:22:50TIA.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Yes, you did, but it would have been caused by the narrowing of the carotid artery,
0:22:54 > 0:22:56which is why we have to operate.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Well...
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Why do you want the number for the agency?
0:22:59 > 0:23:04- You said I'd be here for two days, Jason will be fine...- You will be, but you'll be recuperating.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05You won't be able to work.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Not for at least...six weeks.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Six weeks?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Oh, come on, I'm hardly a manual labourer.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15I can chop a few veg, throw a vac around.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17No, you'll need proper convalescence.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Jason copes when you go away on holiday.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Yeah, for a week.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Do you know what six weeks of disruption is going to do to him?
0:23:25 > 0:23:29- Phoenix, I understand you being scared...- I'm not scared, it's just irrelevant.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31You've been in remission for six years.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34The likelihood of your symptoms being related to the
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- testicular cancer...- Please.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Well, it's extremely unlikely.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Which is why you're taking me for a CT scan?
0:23:41 > 0:23:45A CT scan is a standard test for people displaying your symptoms.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49It's just so we can rule everything out.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51That's what they said last time.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52LIFT BUZZER SOUNDS
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Hey, where are you going?
0:23:57 > 0:23:58CT scan.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02- Right, OK. I'll come with you.- Er, Nurse Harrison was looking for you, actually.- Really?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- OK, well, erm...just keep me posted.- Yeah, sure.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Why did you say that?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Because if you and I do this together,
0:24:13 > 0:24:15then we don't need to tell anyone else.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17LIFT BUZZER SOUNDS
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Thanks.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Ms Campbell...
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Why has the scheduled elective been delayed in favour
0:24:34 > 0:24:35of Mr Coalville's procedure?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37It's only been postponed until tomorrow.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39That wasn't the question I posed.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Mr Coalville suffered a TIA.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46We both know the risks attached to the two-day period following an attack.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50And the postponed elective, the abdominal aortic aneurysm, if it ruptures?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52The patient's stable,
0:24:52 > 0:24:54he's under close observation, it's only an 18-hour delay.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56The risks are similar,
0:24:56 > 0:24:58but in my opinion Mr Coalville takes priority.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02And you're completely satisfied this is the correct course of action, are you?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Completely.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Whoa, sorry, stop, go back to that image?
0:25:46 > 0:25:50So, what would you say is the most dangerous part of the stent procedure, Ms Naylor?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Look, I appreciate that you're naturally in awe of me,
0:25:54 > 0:25:57but may I suggest that you simply watch and learn?
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Yes, and I'm sorry to fuss around you, but I just wondered -
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- would you be able to take a look at Ms Keetley?- No.
0:26:02 > 0:26:07- Er, just her oxygen saturation levels...- Are not as important as my triple bypass patient.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Go and talk to Ms Effanga, or Mr Valentine.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Ah, Mr Val, Mr Valentine...
0:26:18 > 0:26:19SNORING
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Welcome to Darwin.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24THEY LAUGH
0:26:24 > 0:26:25So, how's the initiation going?
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Don't ask.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29LOUDER SNORING
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Oh, boy, is that for real?
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- If she carries on like that, we'll run out of oxygen.- Mmm.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Actually, would you mind taking a look at her?
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Of course.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Just...I'm worried about her oxygen sats.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45They've dropped to 90%.
0:26:45 > 0:26:4790? You're right to be worried.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50'It's all set.'
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Thank you. How did you distract him?
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Mr Von Tersch's penis.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Oh, wow, ask a stupid question.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57- Look, it's been over an hour now. - We're almost done.
0:27:07 > 0:27:12Risks include infection, nerve damage, stroke and death!
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Ah, let's just stay off the internet for today, shall we?
0:27:15 > 0:27:18He could die. You didn't tell me that.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Jason, Jason...
0:27:20 > 0:27:24The operation only has a 1% chance of death.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25And just a 2% chance of a stroke.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28- 1%?- 1%.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31The vast majority of operations are a complete success.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Now, does that sound like something it's worth worrying about to you?
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I guess not.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Good. Right. Um...
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Now, Allan, erm...
0:27:41 > 0:27:44He, I'm afraid he's going to need an awful lot of rest,
0:27:44 > 0:27:47so, so he won't be able to work for a while.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49About six weeks.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52You're going to stay for six weeks?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Erm, well, er...not, not quite, no.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56You promised.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58You'd said you would stay while Allan was in hospital.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Yes, yes, but I didn't know it was going to be for six weeks, Jason.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02So you've changed your mind?
0:28:02 > 0:28:04No. No...
0:28:04 > 0:28:06I, I just thought...
0:28:07 > 0:28:09..that you might like to stay at mine.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11That, that wouldn't be so bad, would it?
0:28:11 > 0:28:14At yours? For...six weeks?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16It'll be like a...
0:28:16 > 0:28:17A mini adventure.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23- Can I bring my PlayStation? - Of course you can!
0:28:23 > 0:28:25I'll even play you a game if you like.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Well?
0:28:45 > 0:28:46It's not cancer.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48You have gallstones.
0:28:49 > 0:28:50Gallstones?
0:28:50 > 0:28:52Tell Mr Levy, please.
0:28:52 > 0:28:53Of course.
0:28:53 > 0:28:54Relieved?
0:28:54 > 0:28:56PHOENIX CRIES
0:28:56 > 0:28:57TURNS TO LAUGHTER
0:28:57 > 0:28:58- Ow.- OK, OK, OK...
0:29:00 > 0:29:01Let me just clean you up.
0:29:03 > 0:29:04Everything all right?
0:29:10 > 0:29:12- So he's going to stay at yours? - Mm-hmm.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Six weeks. It's a long time.
0:29:14 > 0:29:19Well, I'm hardly inexperienced in the world of caring, Mr Law.
0:29:19 > 0:29:20It's not the same, though, is it?
0:29:20 > 0:29:22I mean, vascular dementia and Asperger's,
0:29:22 > 0:29:24they're hardly comparable.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26Do you honestly think that you can manage?
0:29:26 > 0:29:28If you two are going to carry on like this,
0:29:28 > 0:29:31- I'd better start going easy on the anti-ageing cream.- I'm sorry?
0:29:31 > 0:29:34Well, it appears to have turned me into a naive schoolgirl.
0:29:34 > 0:29:36He goes to college.
0:29:36 > 0:29:37He's hardly a newborn baby.
0:29:37 > 0:29:38OK. Point taken.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43Oh...no, no, no, no, no... Swabs, swabs, quick.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Thank you.
0:29:45 > 0:29:48Well, it's the headaches that are the worst.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50And I just can't concentrate.
0:29:50 > 0:29:51My memory is shot.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55Well, your chest X-ray's clear.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58And your echo shows no signs of damage to your heart.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00How are you sleeping?
0:30:00 > 0:30:01Terrible.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04I'm up four, five times a night for the loo.
0:30:04 > 0:30:08Oh, and then there's the night sweats.
0:30:08 > 0:30:09No change.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12Nurse Martinez, can I borrow you for a moment, please?
0:30:18 > 0:30:20Why is Ms Effanga dealing with Mr Hopkins-Clarke's patient?
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Because I asked her to.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25I know, I know, but there was no-one else available
0:30:25 > 0:30:28and I'm not about to let some personality clash compromise
0:30:28 > 0:30:29patient care.
0:30:29 > 0:30:34Fair enough, though you might want to think about how you're going to explain that to Mr Hopkins-Clarke.
0:30:40 > 0:30:41Ah, got it.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49- No-one could have stopped that quicker.- Nicely done.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Yes, but there's still the risk of infection or damage to the
0:30:52 > 0:30:54hypoglossal nerve or the recurrent laryngeal nerve.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57God knows what deficit he could be left with.
0:30:57 > 0:30:58Anyway, onwards.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00If you'd been feeling bad for so long,
0:31:00 > 0:31:02why didn't you go visit your GP?
0:31:02 > 0:31:05I booked an appointment, but I forgot it, twice.
0:31:05 > 0:31:06SHE LAUGHS
0:31:07 > 0:31:09Must be baby brain.
0:31:11 > 0:31:12See?
0:31:13 > 0:31:15- I'm useless. - SHE SOBS
0:31:16 > 0:31:18How can I be a good mum when I'm like this?
0:31:18 > 0:31:20You are not useless.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25Sandy, could you just sit forward for me for a sec?
0:31:25 > 0:31:26All right.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31OK, and just lie flat.
0:31:32 > 0:31:33Just relax, yeah.
0:31:35 > 0:31:36Relax.
0:31:37 > 0:31:38What's the saturation level?
0:31:38 > 0:31:40It's still 90.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43OK, let's get a pulse oximeter, ECG and CPAP.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46- And can you set it up in the side room for me?- Sure.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48I'll take care of Ms Keetley's care from now.
0:31:51 > 0:31:56It appears we're dealing with acute cholecystitis caused by gallstones.
0:31:56 > 0:31:57Gallstones?
0:31:57 > 0:31:58Yeah, gallstones.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03Why am I the only person that doesn't know what's going on here?
0:32:03 > 0:32:07The CT scan indicated the inflammation of the gall bladder
0:32:07 > 0:32:11and the ultrasound confirmed the presence of gallstones.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15You knew I thought it was Hep A and I asked you to keep me posted.
0:32:15 > 0:32:16Well, I didn't get a chance to.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Right, and you just happened to be skulking around in the side room.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21You're avoiding me.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24You just wanted to beat me to a diagnosis, didn't you?
0:32:24 > 0:32:25Didn't you?
0:32:25 > 0:32:26Yes. Yes, I did.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28You wanted a competition.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30You can't expect me not to compete.
0:32:30 > 0:32:31There's an award at stake.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34It says here you can die from laughing?
0:32:35 > 0:32:38No, don't. You're already ill.
0:32:38 > 0:32:39It could happen to you.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43It happened to someone after 20 minutes of continual laughter,
0:32:43 > 0:32:47whilst watching an episode of TV's The Goodies.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Maybe that's enough for now, yeah?
0:32:49 > 0:32:50Save some for Serena tonight.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Oh, one last one.
0:32:53 > 0:32:54Go on, then.
0:32:55 > 0:32:59Your feet can produce up to a pint of sweat in one day.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01There are half a million sweat glands in the feet.
0:33:01 > 0:33:05However, compared to the amount of saliva a human produces,
0:33:05 > 0:33:06this is nothing.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09VOICE BEGINS TO FADE: During the course of an adult's life,
0:33:09 > 0:33:12up to two swimming pools of saliva can be produced...
0:33:18 > 0:33:19Allan?
0:33:22 > 0:33:23Allan!
0:33:23 > 0:33:26Yeah, her name is Sjofn and she's a goddess of love.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28He's made one for everyone, you know? Even you.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Really? Who am I, then?
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Er, you are Njord.
0:33:32 > 0:33:33- Njord?- Njord.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36God of sea, wind, wealth and fish.
0:33:36 > 0:33:37Fish?
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Yeah, I think it was more about the sea.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41You know, surfing and that sort of thing?
0:33:41 > 0:33:43Hm. OK.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45Hey there, big man.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Let's have another one of your disgusting facts.
0:33:47 > 0:33:48Jase, you all right, mate?
0:33:48 > 0:33:49Allan's dead.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Dr Shreve, can you get Ms Campbell?
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Your ambition is poison, you know that?
0:34:00 > 0:34:02- Arthur, you can't...- Even if it was my last chance
0:34:02 > 0:34:04of picking up an award for anything ever,
0:34:04 > 0:34:06I would still never do that to you.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11Right. We have a duty to share information.
0:34:11 > 0:34:12Why is no-one else outraged by this?
0:34:12 > 0:34:16Arthur, the patient was never at risk. I was dealing with him.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19Do you know what? Sometimes, you're still that same selfish,
0:34:19 > 0:34:21- twisted little man... - Right, stop. That is enough.
0:34:23 > 0:34:24Go on, tell him.
0:34:27 > 0:34:28What?
0:34:32 > 0:34:34SHE SIGHS
0:34:34 > 0:34:36Mr Hill is in remission from cancer.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41Dr Copeland thought it was best that you didn't know.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Jason.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56His mouth was like Mum's when she died.
0:34:56 > 0:34:57Thin. Dry.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02He said to stop reading, but I carried on.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06I'm afraid that Allan had a stroke...
0:35:08 > 0:35:10..but he is still alive.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12No, he isn't. He's dead.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15I saw him. He wouldn't move.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Why don't I take you back in to see him?
0:35:17 > 0:35:19No! No, no, no, no.
0:35:19 > 0:35:23Jason, Allan was momentarily unconscious,
0:35:23 > 0:35:25but he hadn't died.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28Stop it. Just stop it. I don't want to know. He's dead.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30- He's dead!- Jason...- He's dead.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Everything's fine. Everything's fine.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35- Everything's fine. - Jason, please. Jason.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37You promised me he wouldn't die.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39You promised me he wouldn't have a stroke.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Well, I'm sorry if I confused you.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Why do you keep telling me things? Things that aren't true?
0:35:44 > 0:35:45Everything keeps changing.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47I was just trying to help.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50- SIRENS BLARING - Too loud! Everything's too loud!
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Yes, it is rather.
0:35:53 > 0:35:57Perhaps we should try to find you somewhere a little quieter.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00Ms Campbell, you might like to return to work.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14Well, I'd have put some Genesis on
0:36:14 > 0:36:16if I'd known we were going to be working in complete silence.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21Right. The wall of the gall bladder is necrotic.
0:36:21 > 0:36:22Suction, please.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30Can you stop looking at me like that, please.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33Treating me like a toddler in a kitchen.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36Oh, forgive twisted old me for caring.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38- Gentlemen. - You know I didn't mean that.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44If Mr Hill had been honest from the start, this would be all right.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47Is it any wonder that he didn't mention it?
0:36:48 > 0:36:51What do you think he feared the most?
0:36:51 > 0:36:52Arthur, please.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56It coming back, obviously.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Not the pitying looks?
0:36:59 > 0:37:02Not the fact his friends would see him more of a disease
0:37:02 > 0:37:03rather than a human being?
0:37:03 > 0:37:06Can you stop looking at me like that, please?
0:37:06 > 0:37:09- Mr Levy, can I be excused? - Yes.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11- Arthur, you don't need to go. - It's Dr Copeland's case
0:37:11 > 0:37:13and I don't appear to be helping.
0:37:16 > 0:37:17Why did you let him go?
0:37:17 > 0:37:18I can't see Calot's triangle.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21There's a potential to damage the common bile duct
0:37:21 > 0:37:23and we need to move to open surgery, so at the moment,
0:37:23 > 0:37:26I need an assistant who can concentrate, all right?
0:37:26 > 0:37:27SNORING
0:37:29 > 0:37:32My uncle Mike used to snore like that.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Used to really freak out the dog.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39So how you finding Darwin?
0:37:39 > 0:37:42Well, Ms Naylor is certainly something.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45You've just got to stand up to her.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46Actually, she's like a dog.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48Smells fear.
0:37:48 > 0:37:49I'll tell her you said that.
0:37:49 > 0:37:50THEY LAUGH
0:37:50 > 0:37:51SNORING
0:37:51 > 0:37:54Anyway, it's not really her you need to watch out for.
0:37:54 > 0:37:56Let me guess.
0:37:56 > 0:37:57Mr Hopkins-Clarke?
0:37:57 > 0:38:01Apparently, you add glamour to the ward.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03- Did he say that?- Mm-hm.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05SHE SIGHS
0:38:09 > 0:38:11She's stopped breathing.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30It's rather peaceful here, isn't it?
0:38:30 > 0:38:33Some people would say you can hear yourself think.
0:38:35 > 0:38:38You can't, of course. It's an absurd thing to say.
0:38:44 > 0:38:45Is he really alive?
0:38:48 > 0:38:49Yes.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53I don't expect you to believe me, necessarily.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56I understand you feel you've been misled
0:38:56 > 0:38:58far too many times for one day.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04I believe you.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06You don't lie.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16People say things sometimes with the best of intentions.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19It's our duty to show them compassion.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29That was a nice spot on the CT scan.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31That could have easily been missed.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Well, that's the years of expensive training for you.
0:39:33 > 0:39:36Shame I couldn't spot a mole on my best friend's back.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41You can't blame yourself for Arthur's cancer.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45I've seen the guy get out the shower 100 times.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48I live with him, for goodness' sake. I should have spotted it something.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50None of this is your fault.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55Except possibly this, you know, weird compulsion to censor yourself
0:39:55 > 0:39:57and be nice to people.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59THEY LAUGH
0:39:59 > 0:40:01I was trying to be thoughtful.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05What, trying to make every last memory a happy one just in case?
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Please don't say that.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15When Rachel had leukaemia, I learnt that cancer is a beast.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20And you don't slay a beast by being delicate.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22So if you carry on treating Arthur with caution,
0:40:22 > 0:40:25then he'll think he's already lost the battle.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28If you want to make things right, make them normal.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39LIFE SUPPORT MACHINE BEEPS
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Well, you evidently got through where I failed.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12I just inflamed the whole situation.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17I was wrong to prioritise Mr Coalville.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22It was a fortunate decision.
0:41:22 > 0:41:26Mr Coalville was obviously at high risk of a stroke.
0:41:26 > 0:41:27Thank you.
0:41:27 > 0:41:31Emotions cloud perceptions, Ms Campbell. That's inevitable.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33But one's personal feelings should never blur
0:41:33 > 0:41:35one's professional integrity.
0:41:41 > 0:41:42SHE SNORES
0:41:42 > 0:41:43That's the tenth.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Heart and respiratory rate?
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Both decreased, again.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49KNOCK ON WINDOW
0:41:53 > 0:41:55So, what exactly is the problem here?
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Obstructive sleep apnoea,
0:41:57 > 0:42:00which you would have known had you listened to your patient.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03You don't treat atrial fibrillation by picking and choosing symptoms.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05She had night sweats.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07Energy drinks don't cause that.
0:42:07 > 0:42:08May I ask how exactly
0:42:08 > 0:42:12you arrived at this unusual diagnosis...?
0:42:12 > 0:42:14- We've been monitoring the patient... - ..Ms Effanga?
0:42:14 > 0:42:16She stopped breathing ten times in one hour.
0:42:16 > 0:42:20Her heart and respiratory rate were severely compromised.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Understood, but this is a side room.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Hardly a controlled enough environment
0:42:25 > 0:42:28to give a formal diagnosis, don't you think?
0:42:28 > 0:42:31Have you conducted a polysomnography?
0:42:31 > 0:42:35- No, but...- And her severity - on the Epworth scale?
0:42:35 > 0:42:37Presumably, she has filled in a questionnaire.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42No.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Well, it's a good job I've already referred her
0:42:44 > 0:42:46to a specialist sleep unit
0:42:46 > 0:42:47so she can be assessed properly.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49Oh...
0:42:49 > 0:42:51I'm so sorry.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53I had no idea, Ms Effanga.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55You've already made a referral?
0:42:55 > 0:42:56Yes.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Well, in that case, I'll leave you to it.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03I seem to recall asking you to report any problems
0:43:03 > 0:43:06to Mr Valentine or Ms Naylor.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08They weren't around.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11Ms Effanga was the only available doctor.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14HEART MONITOR BEEPS
0:43:14 > 0:43:17BPM's 50.
0:43:17 > 0:43:18Bradycardia.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Respiratory arrest.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22We'll need an Guedel airway.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24As quick as you can.
0:43:26 > 0:43:27Yep.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Ms Effanga was just worried about her heart rate.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Was she?
0:43:36 > 0:43:381.4 milligrams of atropine, please.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41No. No.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43I can't do it to him. Not again. It's not fair.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45I can't keep changing the rules.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47This isn't six weeks any more.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49We both know Allan's caring days are over.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52This is long term, maybe permanent, full-time care.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54It's a huge commitment.
0:43:54 > 0:43:55Who else has he got?
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Professionals.
0:43:57 > 0:43:58Oh, it sounds so cold.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01Allan's a professional. Is he cold?
0:44:01 > 0:44:03It doesn't make you a bad aunt.
0:44:03 > 0:44:07Then why do I feel like I'm suddenly abandoning him?
0:44:07 > 0:44:10With respect, Serena, this isn't about you.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12What is the one thing that Jason needs?
0:44:12 > 0:44:14I don't know.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Consistency. A...
0:44:17 > 0:44:18A fixed routine.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20Exactly.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22But what if there's no-one else?
0:44:22 > 0:44:23I don't understand.
0:44:23 > 0:44:26Jason's recently had his care package reviewed.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28What if his support's further reduced?
0:44:28 > 0:44:30What if they can't replace Allan?
0:44:34 > 0:44:35Oh, there you are.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40Right, I have something to tell you.
0:44:40 > 0:44:44THIS turned my neck green!
0:44:44 > 0:44:47Why anyone would spend that amount of time cobbling together
0:44:47 > 0:44:49that bit of old toot, anyway, is beyond me.
0:44:49 > 0:44:50"Toot?!"
0:44:50 > 0:44:53Of all the precious materials you could have used, you chose copper -
0:44:53 > 0:44:55and you expected me to wear it. I mean, it's just insulting.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58Are you actually complaining after what you've done today?
0:44:58 > 0:45:01Oh, get over it. I've apologised. Move on.
0:45:01 > 0:45:03OK, right, you were cooing over this.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05I mean, even before I'd finished it, you were...
0:45:05 > 0:45:07I lied to spare your feelings.
0:45:07 > 0:45:11I lied. But apparently that makes ME Dr Evil.
0:45:12 > 0:45:13Well, thank you very much.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15I'm well aware of that now so...
0:45:15 > 0:45:18No, no. I wore that for you!
0:45:18 > 0:45:21But now my scabby green neck has ruined any chances I have
0:45:21 > 0:45:23with a certain barista downstairs.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26Why didn't you just tell me?
0:45:26 > 0:45:27You know why.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34But I'm not doing it any more, OK?
0:45:34 > 0:45:35This stops now...
0:45:36 > 0:45:39..because you are not going to die.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44Not unless you make me watch any more of those
0:45:44 > 0:45:46boring Norse god documentaries.
0:45:46 > 0:45:48I didn't make it for you, actually.
0:45:50 > 0:45:51What?
0:45:51 > 0:45:54Yes, you were going to be Loki -
0:45:54 > 0:45:56the trickster, god of chaos and mischief.
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Oh, well, that's charming - chaos and mischief.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00Yes, this one was for Zosia.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02Eir, she's a goddess, not a god.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04I thought you might actually work that out yourself.
0:46:04 > 0:46:07- Then why did you give it to me? - Because you liked it so much.
0:46:13 > 0:46:17We'll be transferring Allan to the stroke unit.
0:46:17 > 0:46:18They're specialists, Jason.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21They'll be able to help with his rehabilitation.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24But I can't give you any guarantees, I'm afraid.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26I wish I could.
0:46:26 > 0:46:29Recovery rates from strokes are unpredictable.
0:46:31 > 0:46:32And I'm sorry but...
0:46:35 > 0:46:38..that means we may need to adjust our plans.
0:46:42 > 0:46:43Jason!
0:46:45 > 0:46:46Jason!
0:46:48 > 0:46:50DOOR SLAMS AND LOCKS
0:46:52 > 0:46:54Jason!
0:46:54 > 0:46:56Please unlock it.
0:46:56 > 0:46:57I want to be on my own.
0:46:57 > 0:46:59Fine.
0:46:59 > 0:47:03But can I suggest you come a bit closer to the door?
0:47:03 > 0:47:05Why?
0:47:05 > 0:47:08Because I need you to hear me properly
0:47:08 > 0:47:10and I don't want to shout.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18Why do you want to talk to me?
0:47:18 > 0:47:20You don't want me around.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22SHE SIGHS
0:47:22 > 0:47:24Jason...
0:47:24 > 0:47:26I call you regularly.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29I visit you every Sunday without fail.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31Why do you think I do that?
0:47:32 > 0:47:34Because I want you in my life.
0:47:35 > 0:47:39And you'd be more than welcome to stay at mine
0:47:39 > 0:47:41for a week or a month,
0:47:41 > 0:47:42or even six weeks.
0:47:42 > 0:47:44But not forever?
0:47:48 > 0:47:51If you live with me, you'd have to listen to the Archers.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54And my cooking is definitely not up to Allan's standards.
0:47:56 > 0:47:57And I really...
0:47:57 > 0:48:00I REALLY don't want to risk
0:48:00 > 0:48:03destroying a very special relationship
0:48:03 > 0:48:04with a nephew...
0:48:05 > 0:48:08..that I've grown to love.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24You listen to the Archers?
0:48:24 > 0:48:25Afraid so.
0:48:28 > 0:48:30I'm not Allan, Jason.
0:48:30 > 0:48:32I wish I was...
0:48:32 > 0:48:35but I'd be a pretty poor imitation.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37I know.
0:48:37 > 0:48:38Excuse me?!
0:48:38 > 0:48:40You'd be an awful PA.
0:48:41 > 0:48:43You're a bit too old anyway.
0:48:43 > 0:48:47- Right.- But I'll still listen to the Archers with you.
0:48:50 > 0:48:51I'd like that...
0:48:52 > 0:48:53..a lot.
0:48:55 > 0:48:57Yeah, I'll send that over now.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59Actually...
0:48:59 > 0:49:00could you check something for me?
0:49:00 > 0:49:02When was that referral made?
0:49:05 > 0:49:06I see. Thank you.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11So, if it does turn out to be sleep apnoea
0:49:11 > 0:49:15then, obviously, that could also be affecting the atrial fibrillation -
0:49:15 > 0:49:18as well as the energy drinks and the stress of being a new mum.
0:49:18 > 0:49:21Anyway, I've fast-tracked the referral,
0:49:21 > 0:49:23so you shouldn't be waiting too long.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26Now, it's important that you keep that on for the time being.
0:49:26 > 0:49:28We'll have a proper chat later.
0:49:28 > 0:49:30I'll look forward to that.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35Thank you...for listening.
0:49:35 > 0:49:36It's all right.
0:49:37 > 0:49:38Good luck.
0:49:40 > 0:49:42Mo, I have to tell you something.
0:49:42 > 0:49:44He didn't make the referral until after we told him?
0:49:44 > 0:49:46Yeah, checked myself.
0:49:46 > 0:49:49There's no point doing anything though - he's Teflon.
0:49:49 > 0:49:51Give a bloke a title and he's invincible.
0:49:51 > 0:49:53Right, well...
0:49:53 > 0:49:55I reckon there's a bottle of wine across the road
0:49:55 > 0:49:57with our names on it.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59That sounds like a plan.
0:49:59 > 0:50:02By the way, good work today.
0:50:02 > 0:50:05It takes a lot of backbone questioning a consultant.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10Four to six weeks?
0:50:10 > 0:50:12That means I'm going to miss Ripple Field.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15Well, we all have a cross to bear, don't we?
0:50:15 > 0:50:18It's the downside of open surgery, I'm afraid.
0:50:18 > 0:50:21- If you had come in sooner... - Fair enough.
0:50:21 > 0:50:22I won't do it again.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24I think you should change your name back.
0:50:24 > 0:50:26- HE SCOFFS - No thanks.
0:50:26 > 0:50:29And what is wrong with "Dominic" exactly?
0:50:29 > 0:50:31Nothing.
0:50:31 > 0:50:33It's just a bit...
0:50:33 > 0:50:34nice.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36It sounds like a toddler.
0:50:36 > 0:50:37A toddler?!
0:50:37 > 0:50:38Hmm, it does a bit.
0:50:38 > 0:50:42I mean, it doesn't have the mystique of Phoenix, does it?
0:50:42 > 0:50:44You're looking for mystique?
0:50:44 > 0:50:46Something rising from the ashes?
0:50:50 > 0:50:52You changed it after the cancer.
0:50:54 > 0:50:57I wanted to draw a line.
0:50:58 > 0:50:59Reinvent myself.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03That's when I took up all the re-enactments.
0:51:03 > 0:51:05Followed my passion.
0:51:05 > 0:51:08- Sad, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:51:08 > 0:51:09Yeah, it is.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11Changing your name is sad.
0:51:11 > 0:51:13Changing your name from Dominic to Phoenix...
0:51:13 > 0:51:15Well, that's just tantamount to idiocy, really.
0:51:15 > 0:51:17Well, thanks for that(!)
0:51:17 > 0:51:19Changing your life, however...
0:51:22 > 0:51:24..that's really impressive.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29- What?- Your neck's green.
0:51:29 > 0:51:30Green?
0:51:30 > 0:51:32Oh, yeah. Ben.
0:51:32 > 0:51:33He was a real scream.
0:51:33 > 0:51:36I remember the time him and my friend, Billie Jean...
0:51:36 > 0:51:37And you met a Smooth Criminal?
0:51:37 > 0:51:39Or a Stranger In Moscow.
0:51:39 > 0:51:40Michael Jackson.
0:51:40 > 0:51:42- You know?- Of course I know.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44I know everything.
0:51:44 > 0:51:47Juvenile initiations, sleep apnoea diagnosis...
0:51:47 > 0:51:49Did you honestly think I'd allow myself
0:51:49 > 0:51:51to be ridiculed in my own department?
0:51:51 > 0:51:53Incidentally, Valentine, how old are you?
0:51:53 > 0:51:55- Yeah.- It wasn't just me.
0:51:55 > 0:51:57Why didn't you say anything?
0:51:57 > 0:51:59And miss watching the new girl squirm?
0:51:59 > 0:52:01Where's the pleasure in that?
0:52:01 > 0:52:02Sorry.
0:52:02 > 0:52:05Given these subtle hints you've been dropping today,
0:52:05 > 0:52:07I'm assuming you want to be part of the stent project.
0:52:07 > 0:52:10- Yes, that would be amazing. - No, don't sit down.
0:52:10 > 0:52:11Go and get me a coffee
0:52:11 > 0:52:15and maybe I will forget today's Off The Wall antics.
0:52:18 > 0:52:20Isn't it kind of Sue to cover for Allan
0:52:20 > 0:52:22while we're sorting things out?
0:52:24 > 0:52:26Look, I'll see you tomorrow.
0:52:26 > 0:52:28We can have a chat then, can't we?
0:52:31 > 0:52:32What's this?
0:52:32 > 0:52:35Allan's PA will need to know his routine.
0:52:35 > 0:52:36Tell him to get better...
0:52:39 > 0:52:40..soon.
0:52:44 > 0:52:46Right then.
0:52:46 > 0:52:48See you tomorrow.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01SHE GIGGLES
0:53:09 > 0:53:11APPLAUSE
0:53:11 > 0:53:13So, now,
0:53:13 > 0:53:16we must move on from the proper proceedings for a moment
0:53:16 > 0:53:20and to the award for sexiest doctor.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22The nominations are...
0:53:22 > 0:53:24Mr Oliver Valentine,
0:53:24 > 0:53:25Mr Raffaello Di Lucca
0:53:25 > 0:53:28and Mr Henrik Hanssen...
0:53:28 > 0:53:29How amusing.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31And the award goes to...
0:53:34 > 0:53:36..Mr Henrik Hanssen.
0:53:36 > 0:53:41APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:53:45 > 0:53:46Well, words fail me
0:53:46 > 0:53:50so we must move to the CEO award
0:53:50 > 0:53:52for outstanding patient care.
0:53:52 > 0:53:54This award is to recognise departments
0:53:54 > 0:53:58which have consistently exceeded patient expectations
0:53:58 > 0:54:01whilst achieving exceptional outcomes.
0:54:01 > 0:54:03Most departments are...
0:54:03 > 0:54:04not without fault -
0:54:04 > 0:54:07however, I'm glad to say that all the nominees
0:54:07 > 0:54:09could be deemed worthy winners.
0:54:09 > 0:54:12But this year, the award goes to...
0:54:15 > 0:54:16..AAU.
0:54:16 > 0:54:22APPLAUSE
0:54:25 > 0:54:26PHONE BEEPS
0:54:30 > 0:54:33OK, so, when am I going to see you?
0:54:33 > 0:54:35What?! That's ages away!
0:54:35 > 0:54:39All right, well, Piston, make sure it's sooner rather than later.
0:54:39 > 0:54:40Yeah.
0:54:40 > 0:54:41Miss you too, sis.
0:54:41 > 0:54:43Ta-ra.
0:54:46 > 0:54:48SIRENS WAIL
0:54:49 > 0:54:51Oi, Law!
0:54:56 > 0:54:58Didn't you hear me?
0:55:01 > 0:55:02What's wrong?
0:55:04 > 0:55:05It's my mum.
0:55:08 > 0:55:10She's dead.
0:55:11 > 0:55:12What?
0:55:13 > 0:55:15Yeah, it was this morning.
0:55:17 > 0:55:20Gene, my brother, has been trying to call me all day.
0:55:22 > 0:55:24Oh, Jesse...
0:55:24 > 0:55:26Look, sorry.
0:55:26 > 0:55:27I've got to go.
0:55:27 > 0:55:29Where? Back to London?
0:55:29 > 0:55:31Yeah.
0:55:31 > 0:55:33All right. Come on, I'll drive you.
0:55:33 > 0:55:36- No, no, no, it's all right. - No arguments. I'm taking you.
0:55:39 > 0:55:42SIREN WAILS
0:55:42 > 0:55:45All of us, in the NHS, are facing unprecedented challenges.
0:55:45 > 0:55:47Efficiency saving targets,
0:55:47 > 0:55:50the reclassification of antisocial hours,
0:55:50 > 0:55:53seven-day working weeks.
0:55:53 > 0:55:57Demands which challenge our professional...
0:55:57 > 0:55:59and personal obligations.
0:56:01 > 0:56:03And this award...
0:56:03 > 0:56:06is for all the junior doctors,
0:56:06 > 0:56:08nurses and consultants
0:56:08 > 0:56:13that have passed through the doors of AAU.
0:56:13 > 0:56:16May we preserve our passion...
0:56:17 > 0:56:19..dedication
0:56:19 > 0:56:22and commitment...
0:56:22 > 0:56:24and continue to...
0:56:25 > 0:56:28..make the impossible possible.
0:56:30 > 0:56:31Thank you.
0:56:31 > 0:56:39APPLAUSE
0:56:42 > 0:56:44Oh, you've caught me at the end of Genghis Khan.
0:56:44 > 0:56:46What's that - a film?
0:56:46 > 0:56:49No, it's a series on military leaders.
0:56:49 > 0:56:51I got it imported.
0:56:52 > 0:56:54Why don't you take it?
0:56:54 > 0:56:56- I can't.- Go on, I insist.
0:56:56 > 0:56:58I've finished with it and you would love it.
0:56:58 > 0:57:0012 discs of pure bliss
0:57:00 > 0:57:03and an Easter egg of attrition warfare thrown in.
0:57:03 > 0:57:04Go on, take it.
0:57:04 > 0:57:06You can watch it in your bedroom.
0:57:06 > 0:57:08Thank you, that's very kind.
0:57:08 > 0:57:09We have to get going.
0:57:09 > 0:57:12- You take care of yourself. - Will do.
0:57:12 > 0:57:13And thanks.
0:57:13 > 0:57:15See you in September!
0:57:17 > 0:57:19- September?- Yep.
0:57:19 > 0:57:21Why will we see him in September?
0:57:21 > 0:57:23The Second Battle of Newbury.
0:57:23 > 0:57:25- I told him to put our names down. - Why on earth...?
0:57:25 > 0:57:27It'll be fun!
0:57:27 > 0:57:29Morven suggested it.
0:57:29 > 0:57:30HE GROANS