0:00:02 > 0:00:03You've danced around each other since you met.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05You're all she talks about.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Well, you know where I am if you need anything.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10I think you've done enough. Thank you, Raf.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- Are you in?- I'm not sure. - Step aside.- No, wait, I can...
0:00:12 > 0:00:16Step aside and let Ms Wolfe complete the procedure.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Cruel. I know what you're doing.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23You wanted me to teach, I'm teaching Dr Burrows a lesson.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- You don't want people to find out? - There's nothing to find out.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Your problem, Jac, is that you live life
0:00:28 > 0:00:31as if you're constantly waiting for a declaration of war.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33You set me up to fail!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Why'd you do it? That is not fair!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Life isn't fair!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40You don't get second chances!
0:00:40 > 0:00:44One accident, one knock and all that potential is just gone, wasted!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Aw!- Yeah, and she had the back engraved.- Yeah? What's it say?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Oh, I'm not showing you. - Oh, come on!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Jealous?- Yeah, that's the thing about Valentine's Day -
0:01:37 > 0:01:39it's a bit like, er...Christmas. It's very hard on the lonely.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Please! You two are like deluded teenagers.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Somebody messed up.- Excuse me?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I mean, dumping your man a week before Valentine's.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Schoolboy error.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51And he is Italian, the most romantic men in the world. Fact.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Fact. Probably would've serenaded you with an opera.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Paddled a gondola down Holby Creek.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Written your name in rose petals in the Holby car park.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Oh! Tip of the iceberg.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04When a true Italian man wants to show his desire to a woman,
0:02:04 > 0:02:07there's no limit.
0:02:07 > 0:02:12Hm. OK, so you got a naff card and some helium and you...
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Oh, don't...- You'll get a rash when the cheap chrome wears off.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17You're just jealous, bambina. Mwah!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19We've got a patient here from ED.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Oh, thank goodness! It's a bunfight out there.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29That's very lovely. I've never seen you wear that before.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, well, I'm just full of surprises.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Well, you're not kidding!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Oh, yeah, just walking to work.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- That would take you... - One hour and 16 minutes.
0:02:39 > 0:02:4113 with the wind behind me.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Exercise - one of life's unfortunate necessities.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47"The aim, Serena, is to take pleasure in the mundane.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50"Stimulate the pituitary to trigger the endorphins."
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Talking of which, you've, um...
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Got a mentee to mentor.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Can't all be about me.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- I can't breathe!- All right, give her some oxygen, please.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Ah! My chest! My neck!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07She presented with epigastric pain, suspected angina.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09OK. Usual bloods, cardiac enzymes.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Start her on a GTN infusion, please.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Looks like it is unstable angina.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Let's see what the ECG says. Name? - Sandy.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Sandy, try and relax, let us do our jobs, OK?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- No knives.- What's she saying?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- No knives. - Don't cut me! Please, don't cut me!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26We're not going to cut you, Sandy. It's OK. These are just electrodes.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Just don't cut me. - We won't, I promise.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Let's keep the ECG running, OK? - Mm-hm.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Jac? You're going to want to hear this.- Matteo?
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- She's in a medical law suit with St Jude's.- And...?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Gender-reassignment surgery. - Sandy used to be a man?
0:03:42 > 0:03:43It's more complicated.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45For me, that's complicated enough.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47She was born with ambiguous genitalia.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- What happened?- The surgeon made the decision to make her female.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- No knives.- Mm.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02It's Helicobacter eradication therapy, Mr Warren.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05So that means no smoking, no vaping
0:04:05 > 0:04:08and no sucking fumes from exhaust pipes, please!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10MORVEN CHUCKLES
0:04:10 > 0:04:13What do you think, Ms Wolfe, should we sign him off?
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Absolutely. Would you excuse me one moment?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Before you go, can you sign the occupational health clearances?
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Of course.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Great! Signed, sealed, delivered, sir. We'll be checking up on you.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25The cyclist who had the emergency splenectomy, did he get physio?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28As far as I know. Um...but the important thing is...
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Five days post, he gets vaccinations for haemophilus and meningococcus.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Ooh, someone's been cramming.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Think we're going to need a bigger boat.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38She's really pushing you, then.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41If I say yes...?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I can keep a secret.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Well, in that case, I think I enjoy the pain.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- That's great!- Yeah.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- No, seriously, dude, I'm made up. - Thank you.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57So let's crack open the bubbly and let's go skinny-dipping.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- I'm not completely sure that... - Why so happy?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Hanssen has offered Matteo a permanent post.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Really?- Mm-hm.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Congratulations.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I haven't accepted his offer yet.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12What, he didn't make you an "offer you can't refuse"?
0:05:12 > 0:05:13No.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- You see what I did there? I referenced The Godfather.- Mm.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Why haven't you accepted? - Keeping my options open.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20You two, just because you didn't get any Valentines,
0:05:20 > 0:05:22doesn't mean you have to suck the fun out for everybody else.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24You have options, then?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Ollie! These two, right... - Sandy's ECG.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31It's definitely unstable angina. It's quite advanced.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32We need to get her to X-ray for an angiogram.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Well, that's unlikely. She's trying to discharge herself.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Then stop her.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Yes. Right.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- So, er...got time for coffee? - Yeah, good idea.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47TEXT ALERT
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Oh, well, that's it. Looks like Fletch has got himself a house.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Don't get me wrong, I'm pleased for him,
0:05:52 > 0:05:55but I'm going to be rattling around in my place now.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Well, you'll still be Uncle Raf.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59It won't be the same, though, will it?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05THEY BREATHE HARD
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Do you know what?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I think it's true what they say about the endorphins kicking in.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I'm actually really starting to enjoy it.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Oh, shut up. That's just the gym's version of Stockholm Syndrome.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20If you believe that,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23next, you'll be posting about Leg Day all over social media.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Oh!
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Do you know what? Forget it.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Just get me a hot chocolate, will you?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32DOM CHUCKLES
0:06:32 > 0:06:34See you around.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oh, are you done already?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Who was that?- Ben.
0:06:41 > 0:06:46Or Hotbod24, as he prefers to be known.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59This time last year, I was buying Sacha chocolate body paint.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Aw.- Aw?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03He ate the whole tub before it even got near my body.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05HE LAUGHS Don't laugh.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08PHONE RINGS Is that Fletch again?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oh.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Well, aren't you going to answer it?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18After 10 weeks of radio silence? No, I don't think so.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Honestly, for your own good, I'd just stay where you are. Sorry.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26I hate hospitals.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- I had a transgender patient recently.- Oh. Good for you(!)
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I helped him through his, er...pregnancy.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Yeah, I realise that transgender and intersex are not the same thing.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Just a bit.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42So, is it all right if I tick female?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44I'm sorry, we don't have an intersex box.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Just go ahead and tick it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Who knows? One day, they might actually admit I exist.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Yes, I think it's shameful. I mean, how hard is it to amend a form?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53We're the NHS, we should set a precedent, right?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Tell me about it. I'd get more recognition if I was a horse.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Mr Valentine?- Yes?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Excuse me.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06So, ST depression. I'll sort that angiogram.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08She has a Dictaphone, she's actively litigious
0:08:08 > 0:08:10and you're already criticising our hospital protocol.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Do you think it's right that we exclude her gender from a form?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Unlike you, I don't have an opinion on the matter.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23ESSIE CHUCKLES Thanks.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Oh, wait!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- OK, I'll see you up there.- Sorry!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Raf?
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Kim?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Look, I'm sorry I never got back to you, I...
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Huh! I see you've spotted the deliberate mistake.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- You're...- Huge. I know.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- That's second babies for you. Huh! - Oh.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57What are you doing here?
0:08:57 > 0:09:01I've not been feeling so well today. I've been throwing up and...
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Could be morning sickness,
0:09:02 > 0:09:05but we'd better make sure it's not related to the dialysis.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Oh, no, no, no, that's fine. They've reduced my sessions.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09My kidney's healing.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Kim, you're a pregnant dialysis patient, you can't be too careful.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Make sure your electrolytes haven't gone out of order.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17You really are very sweet to me.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I've totally messed things up, haven't I?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- How many beds do we have?- None.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31We're going to have to start using ITU or Recovery.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Dr Digby? Mr Jones, get him out of here,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35and clear as many beds as you can. We're close to capacity.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Where's...where's Ms Campbell? - She's there.- Oh.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Er...sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the ship's going down.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44I could do with a hand drowning the women and small children.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Hm!- Ms Wolfe, this is Jake Simpson.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48He was admitted with pins and needles in his arm.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49He fell asleep with it over the back of a chair.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51He hasn't experienced any speech disturbance,
0:09:51 > 0:09:54visual disturbance and he's got no weakness in his legs.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Any other observations? - We can rule out a stroke,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58because it should be cold, but it's warm.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59It's classic Saturday night palsy.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I just woke up and it was like this.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Now, we've diagnosed it... - You can you fix it?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Well, we'll do our best. - It's, um...it's common enough.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Ms Campbell, could I...? Thank you.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10She is quite the student.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Got an edge to her and talks back, needs to learn when to stop,
0:10:13 > 0:10:16but I quite like that, and she's sticking to the tasks like a limpet.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Oh, what you're doing with her is fantastic, but...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20What I'm doing with her is giving this hospital
0:10:20 > 0:10:22a much-needed injection of talent.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Rough night?- Sorry?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Ms Campbell, they found it in the taxi.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- One of the agency nurses gave it to...- Ah, right, good.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Thank you, Jasmine. Thank you.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Right, er...better get on.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41So, it's not just the vomiting?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Look, I'm going to be shattered...and breathless.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I'm the size of an elephant.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47But I promise you, I've only been sick today.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Right, well, you're burning up.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52We're going to need an FBC, U&Es, LFTs, bone profile,
0:10:52 > 0:10:54CRP and a septic screen, please.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- We'll find you a bed, OK?- Thank you.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Look, I can't keep apologising. - It's fine.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Well, clearly, it's not.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I'm sorry, I tried, but I...
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I just don't like those sort of parties.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14I told you, I get it.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19What about if I just had a drink with Ben tonight
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- and spent the night at his?- What?!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I love it when you get jealous, your ears go all red.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29That's not funny.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Like I'd want to spend tonight with anyone else.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Mm.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Oh, Mr Di Lucca, Bay Four is for Mr Mayfield.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- Mrs Hutton?- Yep. - OK, I'll sort it. Just a sec.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53So...do you know who the father is?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Some one-night stand, I expect.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Are you OK with that?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00It's none of my business. She's a free agent.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Well, I suppose you had your own share of fun, too.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Hi, this is Mr Di Lucca.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel Mrs Hutton.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10The bed's no longer available.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Thanks, Robyn, you're a star.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Who's in Bay Four?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Can you imagine actually walking into a shop
0:12:21 > 0:12:24with your photos and ordering those?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Want to hear something really sad? - Try me.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29What they were saying about Italian men...
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Aw, serenades and rose petals?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35All true.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39So, if I hadn't done the decent thing
0:12:39 > 0:12:42and kicked our relationship into the long grass last week,
0:12:42 > 0:12:45you'd have paddled me up a creek in a gondola?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Kicked it into the long grass?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49It's an expression. It means...
0:12:49 > 0:12:52I get what it means, I'm just amazed by your...
0:12:52 > 0:12:55What? Pragmatism? Good sense?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Icy-heartedness.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Is that a word?- No.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02You think those balloons are sad?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Though we were together for only a nanosecond,
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I saw St Valentine's Day coming and I thought...
0:13:10 > 0:13:15I thought of waking up beside you near the Piazza di Spagna.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17The musical sound of the campanile,
0:13:17 > 0:13:21taking breakfast at Caffe Greco in Via dei Condotti,
0:13:21 > 0:13:23watching the city come to life.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30You bought me a ticket to Rome?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Us. For St Valentine.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Una noche de amore.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Well, that was very...
0:13:38 > 0:13:40As you said, how sad is that?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Dr Burrows?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Oh, sorry, Ms Campbell needs me to do an urgent ABG
0:14:00 > 0:14:02and then I've got to run up to X-ray
0:14:02 > 0:14:04to discuss these CT requests for Mrs Patel.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- The conductor.- Yeah, it's for the Saturday night palsy case.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Yeah, obviously. Let's take him first.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Oh, but Ms Campbell wants me to... - No, with me.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Mr Simpson.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Um...
0:14:19 > 0:14:21So the, er...the posture you fell asleep in
0:14:21 > 0:14:23puts pressure on the radial nerve,
0:14:23 > 0:14:25which causes inflammation in the nerve wall.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28So, you want to wire me up like a toy train?
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Yeah, something like that.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Test the conduction. - You know your science.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34My wife, she's a teacher.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Was a teacher.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Oh, we should, um...get someone to call her. Is she at home?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- I'm at home most days, just me, but, um...- Freelancer?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Well, I'm sure she's wondering where you are, I'll get someone to call.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Just wire me up.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Ms Campbell's purse, she left it in a taxi?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Yeah. She's been working hard. Most nights, she's stayed behind.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58She's working late?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Coming up with tasks to trip me up for the most part, but...
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Are you worried? - No, no, not at all. Run the tests.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11We could be dealing with uraemia, pericarditis, Hepatitis.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14All of which are going to jeopardise an already-vulnerable unborn baby.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16And all of which are complete conjecture.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- You don't have any results yet. - She might need emergency dialysis
0:15:18 > 0:15:20or have to go back on the transplant list.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Exactly. Might. - The woman is at risk of infection.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25She's a prime candidate for obstetric complications.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28And you also happen to be personally involved with her.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Personally involved? - All right, all right. All right.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Mrs Hutton, she's the gallstone patient?- Kidney stones.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39I think in this case, Mr Di Lucca is right.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- I think Ms Whitfield needs to be bubble-wrapped.- Thank you.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44But as Mr Mayfield is the doctor on duty,
0:15:44 > 0:15:47I think it only fair that he deals with the patient.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- OK?- Of course.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Good.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Can you change my next of kin?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56You know, in case anything happens.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Of course.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Hey, nothing's going to happen.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04My ex is still down on the form. We split up a few weeks back.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Sorry to hear that.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09My fault. I can be a right cow.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13You've got a lot on your plate, with the court case and everything.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Mr Rossini, I think it would be better if we didn't make any comment
0:16:16 > 0:16:18about an ongoing medical litigation.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20I'm sorry.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22No, don't be, really.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Most of my anger is because no-one ever does talk about it.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- Anger? - Ewan, bless him, he was a keeper,
0:16:31 > 0:16:34but he just wanted to see me as Sandy.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36His sexy Sandy.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38So, the court case...?
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- Mr Rossini, this is none of our business.- Isn't it?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46It's all messed up because
0:16:46 > 0:16:50some random surgeon in a hospital in Kent -
0:16:50 > 0:16:53one morning in the 1980s -
0:16:53 > 0:16:58decided to take his scalpel and make me a woman.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00You'd rather be a man?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02I'd rather I'd had the choice.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Me, when I was old enough to choose,
0:17:04 > 0:17:08not some old guy with a knife
0:17:08 > 0:17:10decides this bit goes, this bit stays.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13So your next of kin is no longer Ewan.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Who would you like us to put down, your parents?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Huh! I'm suing them.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21They'd throw a party if I carked it.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- Really?- They gave the surgeon permission to cut me.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27They signed the consent forms.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Surely they did it, because they thought it was for the best.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35They did it because they thought they'd given birth to a monster.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38We need to run an angiogram, Sandy.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42We inject dye to measure the thickness of your arteries.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- No knives?- No knives.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26The accelerated atherosclerosis has blocked your arteries.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- This one here has narrowed critically.- It's no wonder.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32It's all the stress I've been through with this court case.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34And you're also a smoker.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Two a day.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37I have two before breakfast.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Well, maybe you shouldn't.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43So, this court case, you have a good lawyer?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Yeah, he's not bad.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47A good lawyer should take the stress out of the situation.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49You haven't got a date yet?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Oh!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Sorry, two minutes.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Why did you just look at him like that, like he'd just broke ranks?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Sorry?- You're just worried he might say something
0:19:04 > 0:19:06that I jump on and use in my lawsuit?
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- Your ongoing legal suit is none of our business.- Oh, I bet!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Heaven forbid you might disagree with something
0:19:13 > 0:19:15another doctor said or did.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Our business here today, our only business,
0:19:18 > 0:19:21is persuading you to have surgery.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24YOU put me under and cut me open?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26You need a coronary-artery bypass graft,
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- or you run the risk of cardiac arrest.- Nah. You're all the same.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- Who?- Surgeons.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Covering each other's backs.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Sandy, please, I know you've been traumatised...
0:19:36 > 0:19:38You're ALL the same!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Except him. He's different.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Mr Rossini? - He's not afraid to talk to me.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Would you like me to call him back over for you?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54No. We'll go for a fag.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Ms Campbell?- How are we doing?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Saturday night palsy, it feels like a branding.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06It's called that for a reason.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08It's also known as honeymoon palsy
0:20:08 > 0:20:11when one partner falls asleep on the other one's limb.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Could use that for sympathy with the wife.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- And we'll be treating him with...? - Um...anti-inflammatories,
0:20:16 > 0:20:18and I'll just finish checks, and then steroids for recovery.
0:20:18 > 0:20:23- And the control?- Using the radial and femoral nerve in the other leg.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24I'll be in my office if anyone needs me.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- PHONE RINGS - Hello? Yes?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Right, well, did you pass on the message I left?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34This really as common as they reckon?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37This is my first one, but there's nothing they haven't seen.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06RATTLING
0:21:14 > 0:21:17OK, look, I REALLY need to speak to him,
0:21:17 > 0:21:21so, can you tell him it is extremely important, please?!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Yes!
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Thank you!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Lost your purse...did you? I wonder where.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53And, er...the change of coat, you left the other one
0:21:53 > 0:21:55in a bar, I suppose.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Well, I...
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Walking to work's the new you, is it?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Except there's nothing new about this, Serena.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Except that you seem to have a whole vineyard in your office.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Oh, and perhaps you ought to check your clothes for evidence
0:22:08 > 0:22:09before you set off for work.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11No, no, you need to stop. You need to stop right now.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Do you have any understanding how serious this is?!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Oh, who do you think you're talking to?- My partner.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Where does this stop? How many late-night sessions have you had?!
0:22:23 > 0:22:24She was with me.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27What?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Helping me.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33I-I got her those.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35To say thank you for mentoring me.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- It's none of my business, I should just...- No, no, wait, wait. Um...
0:22:43 > 0:22:45What did you want?
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Sorry for interrupting, it's just, um...Mr Simpson.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53I need confirmation. He has these black spots on his toes.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Show me.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Well, can I open it?- Nuh-huh. Later.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08At least give me a clue.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Let's just say...commitment.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- I don't see why you can't just treat me.- You know why.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24OK, let's have a look at this little one, shall we?
0:23:24 > 0:23:29- I'll leave you to it.- Oh, no. No, stay. I want you to stay. Please.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31OK. Well, just for a few minutes then.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Right, well, that looks good.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Can you see him?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52It's a boy, I can feel it.
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Right.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Is something wrong?
0:24:00 > 0:24:01No, no, nothing sinister.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03But you have found something?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Well...- Twins?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13The obstetrician said nothing about twins.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15They don't always show up on early scans.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17How many weeks pregnant are you, 11? 12?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Um...10.
0:24:22 > 0:24:2410?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30A surgical consultation over a cigarette.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I like it.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Hm. Most irregular.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Hm.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41That's why I like it.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Because it's nothing like...
0:24:44 > 0:24:47..like normal, like hospital normal.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50No.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54I hate hospitals.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Everybody hates hospitals.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I hate surgeons.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04You said.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Present company excluded.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Hm. I'm honoured.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14But you know, the very best heart surgeon,
0:25:14 > 0:25:18probably in the world, certainly in Holby, is Jac Naylor.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Can't you do it?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27I'm off to Italy today.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31And much as my ego would deny this,
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Ms Naylor will do a better job.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39How am I meant to trust her?
0:25:43 > 0:25:44She's just like him.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48And look what happened there.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53All for a vagina that doesn't even work.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Doesn't work?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02There's no sensation.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Well, except pain.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12All I want is an apology and they can't even give me that.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17They should have just left me as I was.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21It must've been hard for you, and Ewan.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Why don't you call him?- No.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29No, it's too late.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Huh! You're giving me a fag?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Surgeons don't all play God.
0:26:44 > 0:26:49Besides, like you, I'm more of a live fast, die young kind of guy.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57I don't want to die young.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Then...you have to learn to trust.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Popliteal aneurysm.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13He said the spots were new.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I just never looked. What does it mean?
0:27:15 > 0:27:18And there's the pink colouring. And I've checked the pulse in both
0:27:18 > 0:27:20and the one in this leg is so much weaker.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23And so that, the pink colouring, the spots,
0:27:23 > 0:27:25it led me up the leg to the diagnosis.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30- What's the matter? - How did you miss this?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Well, I found it as soon as I could.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36I've only just seen the spots. You were there when we...
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Get him the next available theatre slot.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Serena? Serena, wait!
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Serena?
0:27:48 > 0:27:50I'm sorry, I...
0:27:50 > 0:27:54Surely you can understand why I was concerned.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Look, I know I shouldn't have gone through your stuff,
0:27:56 > 0:27:58but it was coming from a place of...
0:27:58 > 0:28:00How very contrite of you.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03I'm sorry, but you can't take my mistake out on me here.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06This is work, you have to treat it like work.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09If you're going to mentor Jasmine...
0:28:11 > 0:28:15I think you just lost the right to give me advice...don't you?
0:28:20 > 0:28:22I'll be back to check up on you later.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Well, no prizes for guessing
0:28:25 > 0:28:28what you were doing when you weren't picking up my calls.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30What?
0:28:30 > 0:28:32It didn't take you long to move on.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35They're yours, you idiot.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38- Mine?- Yes.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40I wasn't going to tell you, but...
0:28:40 > 0:28:43No. No, that's impossible.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46They...they...they can't be mine.
0:28:46 > 0:28:47Me and Amy tried for years.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51- There's...there's no way... - There's been no-one else, Raf.
0:28:56 > 0:28:57Don't you believe me?
0:28:59 > 0:29:01No...no, of course I do, it's just...
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Well, it's a shock, that's all.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07You're telling me.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10I'm really going to be a dad?
0:29:15 > 0:29:16Did she sign the consent?
0:29:16 > 0:29:19I tried my best to persuade her, but she's fixated.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21She's buried herself in the past.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Well, we both know who's to blame for that.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25Oh, come on, it's hardly her parents' fault.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28No wonder they didn't want her to go public.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31Besides, she needed those operations.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Are you actually serious?
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Do you have any idea the confusion, suffering and pain
0:29:36 > 0:29:38that patient has gone through?
0:29:38 > 0:29:40And all to make her fit into a nice, neat, little box!
0:29:40 > 0:29:43A human needs a definite sex.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45I mean, intersex, what is that?
0:29:45 > 0:29:47Without a defined sex, you'd be an outcast,
0:29:47 > 0:29:49and an outcast can't live within a society.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52And heaven forbid society should accept nature(!)
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Honestly, is this how you really think?
0:29:54 > 0:29:57What about before, when she was talking to you about her parents?
0:29:57 > 0:30:00- You were...- Slapping on the charm. Just persuading her.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02You should try it sometime.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04Oh, you're just a total fraud.
0:30:04 > 0:30:05And you're just an idealist.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08It's cute, but imagine if Emma had been born that way.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12I would take a rusty scalpel
0:30:12 > 0:30:14to any megalomaniac surgeon who went anywhere near her.
0:30:14 > 0:30:16- Now, get out!- Sorry?
0:30:16 > 0:30:19I don't want you within 10 metres of Sandy Delaney!
0:30:19 > 0:30:21Do I make myself clear?!
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Sure.
0:30:29 > 0:30:33Hi. I've done the pre-op blood tests for Mr Thorpe,
0:30:33 > 0:30:36I've chased the ultrasound report for the gallstone patient
0:30:36 > 0:30:38and I've done the discharge notes for the splenectomy.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41Great. Get to ITU, make sure Mrs Harris gets her enoxaparin
0:30:41 > 0:30:43- and then get back here, please.- OK.
0:30:43 > 0:30:44And, um... you didn't hear this from me,
0:30:44 > 0:30:48but I think Dr Burrows could do with a hand.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57You need to get a move on, Dr Burrows.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Jake Simpson's due in theatre in 20 minutes.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01I've redone his bloods, his renal function is normal
0:31:01 > 0:31:02and his potassium level is 4.4.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05- Echocardiogram? - They're giving me the run-around.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08Right. Where's Serena?
0:31:08 > 0:31:10I've tried calling, I've tried paging, no-one will listen to me.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13The anaesthetist is threatening to cancel.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16OK. You find Ms Campbell and I'll deal with this.
0:31:18 > 0:31:22Yes, hello. This is Ms Wolfe, consultant surgeon, Trauma Unit.
0:31:22 > 0:31:27I need the echo Dr Burrows requested immediately for limb-saving surgery.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31Yes. Yes, now, please!
0:31:31 > 0:31:34- DICTAPHONE:- Imagine if Emma had been born that way.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36I'd take a rusty scalpel
0:31:36 > 0:31:39to any megalomaniac surgeon who went near her.
0:31:39 > 0:31:40- Now, get out!- Sorry?
0:31:40 > 0:31:45I don't want you within 10 metres of Sandy Delaney! Do I make my...?!
0:31:47 > 0:31:49That recording happened without my knowledge
0:31:49 > 0:31:51and has been taken completely out of context.
0:31:51 > 0:31:55I can assure you that recording private conversations about patients
0:31:55 > 0:31:58is not standard practice in this hospital.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03Thank you. That was so lovely.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06I take it Emma's your daughter?
0:32:07 > 0:32:11In my life, no doctor has ever...
0:32:11 > 0:32:14I wasn't commenting in any way about your specific procedure.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16No, but you did say you'd fight dirty
0:32:16 > 0:32:18to let your daughter be whoever she wanted to be.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Well, Mr Rossini tricked me.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26But what you said is true?
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Yes.
0:32:28 > 0:32:29SANDY EXHALES
0:32:31 > 0:32:33Do you want me to delete the recording?
0:32:33 > 0:32:34Yes. Thank you.
0:32:37 > 0:32:41If I agreed to the operation, would you still do it?
0:32:54 > 0:32:56PHONE: The person you are calling knows you are waiting.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59So answer me, then!
0:32:59 > 0:33:00SHE SIGHS
0:33:04 > 0:33:06SHE SIGHS
0:33:07 > 0:33:10She could have handed that recording to a tabloid rag during the trial!
0:33:10 > 0:33:14Well, it worked, that was my only intention.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16You're like a snowplough with no brakes.
0:33:16 > 0:33:17She didn't trust you.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19She still wants you in theatre.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21I already told her I was going to Rome.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23- You're still going?- Of course.
0:33:23 > 0:33:26- That's a romantic night alone. - Who said I'd be alone?
0:33:26 > 0:33:29No, honestly. I'm meeting with Professor Di Grassi
0:33:29 > 0:33:31from the Salvator Mundi International Hospital.
0:33:31 > 0:33:32Really? I love his work.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35To discuss their cardio consultant job.
0:33:35 > 0:33:36Job?
0:33:36 > 0:33:38I told you I had options.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40In Rome.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42You sound sad.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44- Surprised.- Why?
0:33:44 > 0:33:45Rome or Holby?
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Like, how could I possibly choose?
0:33:54 > 0:33:58Arterial clamp, arterectomy blade and suction, please.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04You sure you shouldn't wait in case Ms Campbell...
0:34:10 > 0:34:12You don't need to cover for her, you know.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Cover for her?
0:34:14 > 0:34:16No, no, no, no! It hasn't worked.
0:34:16 > 0:34:20The clot won't shift. We're going to have to bypass. Damn it!
0:34:22 > 0:34:23What did I miss?
0:34:35 > 0:34:38The LAD looks like distal stenosis.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40Oh, my giddy aunt, you smell gorgeous!
0:34:40 > 0:34:43Right coronary artery has a proximal stenosis.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Where you going, part-timer?
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Italy. Flying visit.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Oh, yeah, to see your mum.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51- Job interview. - You've got a job here.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54I like to keep my options open.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56That's what I said when Derwood asked me
0:34:56 > 0:34:58if I wanted to go to Albie's, Chicken Heaven and a movie night.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01- Right.- I said Albie's, yes. Chicken Heaven, yes.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04- Movie night, maybe. - But I don't see...
0:35:04 > 0:35:08All I'm saying is that you and I, we live such similar lives...
0:35:11 > 0:35:14Derwood is a very lucky man.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Yeah? With that aftershave, so could you be.
0:35:17 > 0:35:21She's a little complex and fractured this one.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24After Jac's exercised her God complex in theatre,
0:35:24 > 0:35:29post-op, she might be better with someone more...gentle.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31I will smother her in marshmallows.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Thank you.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35I've got to see Hanssen.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37Come say bye before you go.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50OK, extended.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53Right, I'll need that tube.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Quickly, thank you!
0:35:56 > 0:35:59Arteriotomy into the CFA.
0:36:04 > 0:36:08Dr Burrows, why don't you harvest the LSV for the vein cuff?
0:36:09 > 0:36:11Sorry, I'm not sure now is the time.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Now is exactly the time. Dr Burrows, please.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Yeah, I can do it.
0:36:20 > 0:36:21No injuries to the vein.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Not too short and no side branches.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33They don't change, do they? Operating theatres.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35The smell, lights -
0:36:35 > 0:36:38still like something out of a sci-fi movie.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40It'll all be over soon.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Jac...
0:36:42 > 0:36:45Matteo. OK, look he was stupid.
0:36:45 > 0:36:49He made a mistake, but let's face it, the man is sex on legs.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52And you are definitely punching above your weight.
0:36:52 > 0:36:58Granted, he's pretty, but he's feckless, juvenile, manipulative
0:36:58 > 0:37:00and cannot be trusted. What?
0:37:04 > 0:37:06MACHINE BEEPS
0:37:06 > 0:37:10She's arresting! OK, stand by, we're going to have to crack her chest!
0:37:12 > 0:37:15- Shall I remove the clamp? - Yep, yep.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19- It's leaking. - OK, give it to me, give it to me.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25- Ms Campbell.- It's all right.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27- Serena.- Yeah?
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Step aside, please.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34- Step aside now, please!- OK!
0:37:34 > 0:37:365-0 Prolene, please.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41No, we're losing the leg!
0:37:41 > 0:37:43No, you've got this.
0:37:47 > 0:37:48OK, here we go.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Bleed stopped.
0:38:02 > 0:38:03STEADY BEATING
0:38:06 > 0:38:07Profusion is good.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10- Excellent. - Well done, team, well done.
0:38:14 > 0:38:18So, um, give me a call when you get this, Parker.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22I always thought, if I had a boy, I'd like to call him Giuseppe.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24After my grandad, you know?
0:38:24 > 0:38:28What am I saying? This is too good to be true.
0:38:28 > 0:38:29I can't be a dad!
0:38:29 > 0:38:32Look, I know what you're thinking, but...
0:38:32 > 0:38:34maybe we're both looking for problems where there aren't any?
0:38:34 > 0:38:38So you don't think I should ask for a paternity test?
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Not all women lie, Raf.
0:38:40 > 0:38:44I know, but what are the chances?
0:38:44 > 0:38:50OK, your sperm count is low, we know that, and who knows?
0:38:50 > 0:38:53Amy might have had a hostile womb.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56- PHONE RINGS - That wouldn't surprise me.
0:38:56 > 0:38:57Hello, Keller.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03SHE GROANS
0:39:03 > 0:39:08It's getting worse! My body's not coping with two babies.
0:39:10 > 0:39:11I'm losing them, aren't I?
0:39:11 > 0:39:13No. No. No, you're not.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16Just relax. I'll get Mr Mayfield.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28- Come on, Sandy! - Still no response.- Work with me.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Jac, it's been ten minutes - do you think we should...?
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Nope, she'll come through. Come on, show me some fight!
0:39:33 > 0:39:36I hate to say, it's not looking good.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39She will be fine she just has this whole surgeons are bastards
0:39:39 > 0:39:41- thing going on.- Still no output.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44- And I want to prove her wrong. - So it's all about you?
0:39:44 > 0:39:46STEADY HEARTBEAT
0:39:50 > 0:39:55- Good, we have lift-off.- Who said a God complex was a bad thing?
0:39:55 > 0:39:57Not me. Let's get her on bypass.
0:40:04 > 0:40:05What's going on?
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Believe me, it'll lessen your guilt.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10You need to calm down.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12No, I need to borrow your car.
0:40:12 > 0:40:13OK.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16I was prepared to let some of this slide,
0:40:16 > 0:40:17but you're putting people at risk!
0:40:17 > 0:40:20You abandon an F1 to do pre-op work in just 45 minutes
0:40:20 > 0:40:22that's impossible to complete without senior sign-off,
0:40:22 > 0:40:25you swan into theatre late, pull some kind of weird power play
0:40:25 > 0:40:28with Jasmine before disappearing into yourself,
0:40:28 > 0:40:30- and now this?!- It isn't about me!
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Serena...
0:40:35 > 0:40:38Ms Wolfe, we've had Edward Campbell's wife on the phone.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41She wants to speak to you about Serena.
0:40:46 > 0:40:47It's always very satisfying
0:40:47 > 0:40:50to know that really clever people can be so stupid...
0:40:51 > 0:40:53Why is this light so dim?
0:40:53 > 0:40:56I might as well wear a blindfold and stitch it by feel.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59To have a man who smells better than warm banana bread
0:40:59 > 0:41:04want to whisk you off to Rome for a night of pillow-biting passion...
0:41:04 > 0:41:06- Leave it, Effanga. - To dump him, because...
0:41:06 > 0:41:07Do I sound like I'm joking?
0:41:07 > 0:41:09To dump him because what exactly?
0:41:09 > 0:41:13Because you're too cool to be seen in the playground with a boyfriend?
0:41:13 > 0:41:16- Now that's stupid. - Graft is nearly in place.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19"Cutting your nose off to spite your face."
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Wonder how you say that in Italian?
0:41:21 > 0:41:22Scissors.
0:41:26 > 0:41:27You see, people like Sandy,
0:41:27 > 0:41:30they're born with the odds stacked against them.
0:41:30 > 0:41:31No, nature deals them a tricky hand.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34She'll manage. She's surprisingly resilient.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Whereas other people spend their whole lives
0:41:36 > 0:41:38making simple things complicated.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40Stupid.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Serena! Where are you going?
0:41:47 > 0:41:50- I need to find Edward! OK? - That's not my car.
0:41:50 > 0:41:54He isn't coping and I have to help him. Why isn't this working?!
0:41:54 > 0:41:56- CAR ALARM BLARES Serena, that's not my car.- What?
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Look at it.
0:42:02 > 0:42:06My car's parked around the corner, the traffic was...
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Edward called. His wife called too.
0:42:09 > 0:42:10He called back?
0:42:10 > 0:42:12He wants you to stop.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15Serena, you need to stop calling him.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56Can you see them?
0:42:58 > 0:42:59Yes, yes.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02To the right, Nurse Harrison.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10That's good, isn't it?
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Why is no-one saying anything?
0:43:17 > 0:43:21We're trying to locate the second heartbeat.
0:43:21 > 0:43:25Well, you found it easy enough before. Why can't you find it now?
0:43:30 > 0:43:32Raf?
0:43:35 > 0:43:3940 minutes for a cab, are you kidding?
0:43:39 > 0:43:41No, I don't want it. It'd be quicker by mule.
0:43:43 > 0:43:46- Oh, Mo! Mo! Give me your car keys!- What?
0:43:46 > 0:43:47Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
0:43:47 > 0:43:50- Did you just clap your hands at me? - Look, it's an emergency.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Clap all you want. But unlike you, I'm off to get my freak on.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54- I need to get to the airport. - And I need to run my hands
0:43:54 > 0:43:56through Brad Pitt's hair, but it won't happen.
0:43:56 > 0:44:00- Fine, drive me, I'll pay you £100- Nope.- 200.- Nah.- What, then?
0:44:00 > 0:44:03All I want from you is one big arse-kissing.
0:44:03 > 0:44:05- "Oh, please, Mo, please."- No!
0:44:05 > 0:44:07Say please.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09- All right, get a taxi.- OK!
0:44:09 > 0:44:15OK. Mo. Mo. OK, Mo, please will you take me to the airport?
0:44:15 > 0:44:17See? No-one died.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21- Where's your car?- Derwood's got it.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24Here we go, that's it, that's it.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27- Er, can you...?- OK.
0:44:30 > 0:44:31What?
0:44:31 > 0:44:33You locked the keys in the boot, Einstein.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38Oh, if it isn't the golden girl.
0:44:38 > 0:44:39Oh, shut up!
0:44:39 > 0:44:42I hear Ms Wolfe's pretty impressed by your mettle too.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Are we killing it?
0:44:44 > 0:44:46Remind me again, why are we single?
0:44:48 > 0:44:50Oh, sorry.
0:44:50 > 0:44:53It's all right, don't worry about it.
0:44:53 > 0:44:54Oh, God!
0:44:54 > 0:44:58Mr Simpson, I am so sorry, I never got round to calling your wife.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01- It's fine.- No, it's not fine at all, because you're here all by yourself.
0:45:01 > 0:45:03Please, it's no big deal.
0:45:03 > 0:45:08Hello, Mr Simpson, I'm Dr Digby, so you're the Saturday night...
0:45:08 > 0:45:10Saturday Night Palsy case. Yeah, that's me.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13Well, except you're not just that, are you?
0:45:13 > 0:45:15How did you ignore a lump that big?
0:45:15 > 0:45:16Did your wife not notice?
0:45:19 > 0:45:22There's no-one at home, is there?
0:45:23 > 0:45:25I tried to tell you earlier, but...
0:45:25 > 0:45:27I am so sorry... I just assumed.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29I had a wife.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33She died.
0:45:33 > 0:45:34And now, I don't.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43It's dead, isn't it?
0:45:43 > 0:45:48No! No, these two are little miracles. They can survive anything.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51But where's the second heartbeat?
0:45:51 > 0:45:53Well, it can be difficult to find when there's two of them.
0:45:53 > 0:45:58They're probably just moving around in there, hiding from us.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04Isaac, um...do you mind?
0:46:04 > 0:46:06- Raf?- Please.
0:46:09 > 0:46:10OK.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19SINGLE STEADY HEARTBEAT
0:46:31 > 0:46:33TWO STEADY HEARTBEATS
0:46:36 > 0:46:38There's two heartbeats?
0:46:38 > 0:46:40I told you.
0:46:40 > 0:46:42They're little miracles.
0:46:52 > 0:46:53Aw!
0:46:54 > 0:46:56No, OK.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59- Um, do you have spare keys? - Yeah. At home.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01- Well, call Derwood, dummy, and get them.- Um, rude!
0:47:01 > 0:47:05- Plus my phone's in the boot, so I can't.- Oh. OK.
0:47:05 > 0:47:09Stop! Stop, stop, stop, I need your phone, please, it's an emergency.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11OK, there you go.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17- What are you waiting for? - I don't know his number.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19- What?- I don't know his number.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21Oh, you're unbelievable! What about the landline?
0:47:21 > 0:47:24Oh, come on, landlines are for old people.
0:47:26 > 0:47:27SHE SIGHS
0:47:30 > 0:47:31I called everywhere.
0:47:33 > 0:47:35His work...
0:47:36 > 0:47:37..his home.
0:47:40 > 0:47:42What kind of person goes away when...
0:47:44 > 0:47:47..when something like this happens?
0:47:47 > 0:47:49He's finding a way to cope.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52On holiday?
0:47:52 > 0:47:55Well, that's his way.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02He gave me this coat for our anniversary.
0:48:05 > 0:48:07I used to wear it with such pride.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12SHE LAUGHS TO HERSELF
0:48:12 > 0:48:15Elinor said it made me look like I was in a magazine.
0:48:16 > 0:48:19Vogue or Just 17?
0:48:19 > 0:48:20THEY CHUCKLE
0:48:22 > 0:48:24It's so hard!
0:48:25 > 0:48:28That's why you need help.
0:48:30 > 0:48:34You need to talk to a professional, Serena.
0:48:34 > 0:48:36(I know.)
0:48:39 > 0:48:40DOOR OPENS
0:48:43 > 0:48:46- Oh sorry, it's Mr Simpson. - It's not a haematoma?
0:48:46 > 0:48:49No, no, it's nothing medical, it's just, um...
0:48:49 > 0:48:51Go on.
0:48:54 > 0:48:57OK, Derwood's sending the spare key in a cab
0:48:57 > 0:49:00and I've got Valentine's phone, so we can keep in touch.
0:49:00 > 0:49:01And how long's it going to be?
0:49:01 > 0:49:04How am I supposed to know? I'm not your personal traffic reporter.
0:49:04 > 0:49:06I can't believe this!
0:49:06 > 0:49:09You're such a spoilt brat. You didn't want to go, remember?
0:49:09 > 0:49:11And anyway, what about my Valentine's night?
0:49:11 > 0:49:14This was supposed to be our first one together.
0:49:18 > 0:49:21I'm glad to say all your test results have come back normal.
0:49:21 > 0:49:22Oh, that's great.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24Sorry.
0:49:24 > 0:49:28What, does this mean this is just really bad morning sickness?
0:49:28 > 0:49:30Well, we'll have to investigate further,
0:49:30 > 0:49:34- but the next course of action is to rerun the bloods.- Er, no need.
0:49:34 > 0:49:36Parker's just called, he's at the vets.
0:49:38 > 0:49:41Raf has been sick all morning.
0:49:41 > 0:49:43Raf?
0:49:43 > 0:49:48Our new dog. Parker named him.
0:49:48 > 0:49:50What do you mean, Raf's been sick?
0:49:50 > 0:49:56Apparently, Parker gave him some of your chicken lasagne last night.
0:49:56 > 0:49:58What, food poisoning?
0:49:58 > 0:50:01OK, well, we'll give her some more IV fluids, then, shall we?
0:50:01 > 0:50:03No. No, I'm sorry, that can't be right.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06- Parker ate it and he's fine. - Uh-huh!
0:50:06 > 0:50:07No, he did. He said it was lovely.
0:50:07 > 0:50:11Come on, chicken lasagne? That would make me vomit.
0:50:11 > 0:50:15OK, I know I'm no Nigella, but I was trying.
0:50:15 > 0:50:18- Did you cook the chicken?- Yes. - Thoroughly?
0:50:18 > 0:50:20Yes! I think.
0:50:20 > 0:50:22Right, well, from now on,
0:50:22 > 0:50:24if Parker's not doing the cooking, I am.
0:50:25 > 0:50:27Have you got a problem with that?
0:50:29 > 0:50:30No.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41- How much longer? - Oh, again with the questions!
0:50:42 > 0:50:44The gate will be closed by now.
0:50:45 > 0:50:50- Pity.- Thanks. - Probably for the best.- Really?
0:50:50 > 0:50:54Yeah, nice man like that doesn't deserve to be eviscerated by some Arctic shrew.
0:50:54 > 0:50:58Arctic shrew? What in heaven's name is an Arctic shrew?
0:50:58 > 0:51:02No idea, but whatever it is, it's got a very tiny and very cold heart.
0:51:05 > 0:51:06Maybe I actually liked him.
0:51:06 > 0:51:10Oh, the ice melts! She finally admits the bleeding obvious.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12What next, we break into song?
0:51:12 > 0:51:14Maybe that sort of feeling
0:51:14 > 0:51:17isn't something I'm good at expressing verbally,
0:51:17 > 0:51:20Maybe that's why I was rushing to the airport.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22Actions speak louder than words, huh?
0:51:22 > 0:51:25Maybe I wanted to show him my feelings,
0:51:25 > 0:51:27rather than blab about them.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32- You don't have feelings for him. - I bloody well do!- Language!
0:51:34 > 0:51:36You sly dog!
0:51:38 > 0:51:40If you tell him, I'll kill you.
0:52:06 > 0:52:09If you wait five minutes, I'll give you a lift home.
0:52:11 > 0:52:13I think I'll walk.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15OK.
0:52:15 > 0:52:16Bernie.
0:52:18 > 0:52:20You will come round later, though?
0:52:30 > 0:52:32I don't want us to fall apart.
0:52:33 > 0:52:35Everything's going to be OK.
0:52:37 > 0:52:38I'll see you soon.
0:52:43 > 0:52:44- Hi.- Hello.
0:52:46 > 0:52:47I see you've had a visitor?
0:52:48 > 0:52:50That was Ewan, my ex.
0:52:50 > 0:52:52I can't believe he came.
0:52:52 > 0:52:54- Well, presumably, you called him. - No.
0:52:54 > 0:52:58- I didn't dare after some of the things I said.- So how did he know?
0:52:58 > 0:53:01A "foreign-sounding doctor" called him.
0:53:01 > 0:53:05- I'm sorry. Mr Rossini should not have done that.- No, I'm grateful.
0:53:06 > 0:53:10- We might be getting back together. - Oh, good.
0:53:10 > 0:53:14Doctors, eh? Maybe I don't hate them.
0:53:14 > 0:53:15HE LAUGHS
0:53:15 > 0:53:18Well, I mean, I'm not saying there's not some bad eggs,
0:53:18 > 0:53:22but, er, all in all, on average, we're all right.
0:53:24 > 0:53:26I'll check on you later, all right?
0:53:33 > 0:53:35Go on, then - aren't you going to open it?
0:53:48 > 0:53:50A key?
0:53:50 > 0:53:53Don't look so glum. See if it fits my locker.
0:54:07 > 0:54:09It weighs a tonne.
0:54:09 > 0:54:11Let me help you with that.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13Sit down.
0:54:30 > 0:54:32I know you don't like going to the gym,
0:54:32 > 0:54:35so I thought you could work out from home.
0:54:36 > 0:54:38That's...really thoughtful.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40Ah-ah, there's more.
0:54:49 > 0:54:50Inspiration.
0:54:51 > 0:54:54You put in the work and you too could have a body like that.
0:54:54 > 0:54:57All it takes is a bit of commitment.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02I'll let you buy me a drink to say thank you later.
0:55:11 > 0:55:13Thanks.
0:55:14 > 0:55:18- Oh, and so near and yet so far. - What a total waste of time.
0:55:18 > 0:55:19And a happy Valentine's to you too!
0:55:19 > 0:55:22- Well, I hope you choke on your Chicken Heaven!- Forget that.
0:55:22 > 0:55:26I need to make up for lost time. Gotta get my sexy on.
0:55:26 > 0:55:27I got your message.
0:55:29 > 0:55:30You missed your flight?
0:55:30 > 0:55:32Postponed it.
0:55:33 > 0:55:35- What message?- Until the morning.
0:55:35 > 0:55:39- I didn't send you a message. - No. I know.
0:55:39 > 0:55:42I did. From Valentine's phone.
0:55:42 > 0:55:44ON PHONE:
0:55:44 > 0:55:47- 'You don't have feelings for him. - I bloody well do!- Language!
0:55:47 > 0:55:50'If you tell him, I'll kill you.'
0:55:54 > 0:55:56OK. So...?
0:55:56 > 0:55:59What?
0:55:59 > 0:56:02There's something you wanted to show me?
0:56:13 > 0:56:15I'm just going to...