The Hangover

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Look at my track record, OK?

0:00:03 > 0:00:05A gorgeous guy comes along and I either mess it up

0:00:05 > 0:00:08and scare them away or they end up being a knife-wielding psycho.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11Look, Adam's parties can be a bit...decadent.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15His friends are all in open relationships.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18I am not cheating on you, we agreed!

0:00:18 > 0:00:21I know what we agreed, and it goes both ways!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24I love you, but sometimes I feel a little bit like

0:00:24 > 0:00:26you're just putting up with me.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28You want to know the truth?

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Ever since we first met

0:00:30 > 0:00:32I've been terrified about you seeing the real me.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Well, here's what I think of your precious Arthur.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Merry Christmas.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25On three. One, two...

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Oh, God!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Woo!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36You see, that is why I hate tequila.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Oh, Dr Burrows, two o'clock. You have an admirer.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43You make a great wingman, Valentine.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Wish me luck.- Good luck.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Another drink?- No.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Have you ever worked with Hanssen on a hangover?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54It's like working with an undertaker

0:01:54 > 0:01:57whilst they size you up for your coffin.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59All right, fine, go home, get your beauty sleep.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Is that a wrinkle I can see?

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Taxi for Valentine. - Hey, I'm celebrating!

0:02:04 > 0:02:10Yeah, um, here's to me and my life in equilibrium,

0:02:10 > 0:02:14my career, my girlfriend, and consecutive days in the gym.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Don't blame me when you're dying from a hangover.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19So, strike out, he's on your bus.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Oh! Goodnight.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Oh, I guess one more wouldn't hurt. - Yay!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Five of your finest Sambucas, my good man.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Yes!- What are we toasting to?

0:02:39 > 0:02:40To...

0:02:40 > 0:02:46a random and unexpected evening.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Cheers!- ALL: Cheers!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51ALARM BLARES

0:03:05 > 0:03:07There you are!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Not entirely sure what Hanssen would say about using

0:03:09 > 0:03:11the on-call room as a flop house.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Come on, put your kit on.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Guessing a cheeky 5K's out the question?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18We've talked about this.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21You're officially banned from using the words cheeky, bants and LOLs.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Heavy night?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Come on, a morning jog will help clear the cobwebs away.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30What's with the mangoes?

0:03:35 > 0:03:36That's a very good question.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Well, if you're not going to come running with me,

0:03:38 > 0:03:40shift starts in half an hour.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43And, if I was you, I would look lively because Hanssen's not just

0:03:43 > 0:03:45running the hospital, but he's joining us on Keller.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Fix up, look sharp.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05PHONE RINGS

0:04:07 > 0:04:10PHONE RINGS

0:04:25 > 0:04:28I like to call it my smartphone fairy tale.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30How do you know he's not just a massive fat bloke?

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Oh, ye of little faith, Fletch. Trust me.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35There's something about Nathan.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Yeah, a criminal record and several restraining orders probably.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41PHONE BEEPS

0:04:41 > 0:04:42SHE CHUCKLES

0:04:42 > 0:04:44He's hungover.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46He texted me at 2am in the morning

0:04:46 > 0:04:49with a picture of a mango he found on a night out.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Drunk texting.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53We need to get you out and get you some action, love.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54You can't say that to a widow.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Well, I'm a widower, and people say it to me all the time,

0:04:56 > 0:04:59and I wholeheartedly agree with them. Hello, mate!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Oh! Wow! Someone's in a hurry.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08I feel like I've been hit by a bus.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10You must have been very drunk last night?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12I wasn't that bad.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18I may have locked her out of the flat.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19She was paying the cab driver,

0:05:19 > 0:05:24I slammed the door and passed out for a while.

0:05:25 > 0:05:30So, you mistreat your girlfriend, and you call Mr Hanssen at 3am?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33I... I called Hanssen?!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35I saw him in the lift this morning.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Told me you'd left him a voicemail.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Oh! Oh, no!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47For now, I think you have bigger problems to deal with.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52I've got this. Thank you, Matteo.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Up early this morning.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Yes, you'd think I'd have wanted a lie-in

0:06:07 > 0:06:09after being locked out half the night.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Oh, come on, it wasn't on purpose.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15I was out there for so long a passer-by gave me £1.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16You see, every cloud.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Sorry... You think it's funny that I nearly caught hypothermia?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21It was an accident!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23I admit I may have been a bit...

0:06:24 > 0:06:27..tipsy last night. Look, I have said sorry...

0:06:27 > 0:06:29No, you haven't, actually.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Fine. Well, we'll go out separately next time, shall we?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- For goodness' sake. - Sorry to interrupt.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36We have a patient en route from the ED.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Suspected heart failure.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Listen, Zosia...- Sorry, excuse me.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42You remember Miss Wilson, 35,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45complaining of shortness of breath and a wheezing cough?

0:06:45 > 0:06:48She's tachycardiac. BP 90 over 60.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50How are you doing, Miss Wilson?

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Suffering the consequences of your botched surgery, it would seem.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I believe we kept you well-informed of any risks,

0:06:56 > 0:06:58and the surgery was not botched.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Well, let's hope my colleagues agree.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02We have a good track record of medical negligence cases at my firm.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04You want to bring a case against me?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Let's see how today goes, shall we?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Mr Valentine, I want an echo,

0:07:09 > 0:07:12ECG and lung function test on Miss Wilson, please.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Right, you are.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Dr March, a word.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21I would like you to assist Mr Valentine with Miss Wilson today.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24I thought you'd be all over it

0:07:24 > 0:07:26with a potential lawsuit hanging over you.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29I believe my presence may be a little inflammatory.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Sometimes I have that effect on people.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33So you are aware of it.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Just keep me updated.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39You are hungover as well?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42I...I only had three drinks last night.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44You must just be getting old.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49So, you're just going to turn up outside his work?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Who, Nathan?- Yeah!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53You've seen Fatal Attraction?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Well, I'm hardly murdering his pet rabbit.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Yeah, but you don't want to scare him off, do you?

0:07:58 > 0:08:02I'm the merry widow, how could I possibly scare him off?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'm a hoot.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Well, you can't argue with that.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08I haven't clicked with a guy like this since...

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Well, since, you know...

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Well, in that case, he must be a pretty stand-up fella.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Anyway, I better get in there.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- That's quite a healthy breakfast you've got there.- Hm?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh, yeah, some bloke dressed as a monk

0:08:30 > 0:08:32was handing them out last night.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34He blessed me and Dom.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Is that right?

0:08:36 > 0:08:39It's just that Nathan text Morven a photograph of a mango

0:08:39 > 0:08:41about two o'clock this morning.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Oh, it must have been some sort of charity thing.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Were you out with him last night? - No!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Are you sleeping with him?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54That is quite some story you're cooking up there, Fletch.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56OK.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Let's see what Morven has to say about it, shall we?

0:08:59 > 0:09:00OK, wait.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07I'm not sleeping with him.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Nathan doesn't exist.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14It's me. I'm Nathan.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Ah, Dr Copeland, nice of you to join us.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20I hate to be one to state the obvious,

0:09:20 > 0:09:22but we have four electives today,

0:09:22 > 0:09:25a young man with appendicitis, and an ED full to the brim

0:09:25 > 0:09:29desperate to send a whole new array of waifs and strays into our care,

0:09:29 > 0:09:31so where is Mr Mayfield?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Well, the thing is... - Sincerest apologies, Mr Hanssen.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36I had a bit of car trouble this morning.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Until we can manage time, we can manage nothing else.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- I'm sorry. It won't happen again. - I should hope not.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42We are very busy this morning, Mr Mayfield.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Your list of electives is in the office, when you're ready.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Well, if you feel half as rough as you look,

0:09:48 > 0:09:50you have my everlasting pity.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Will you slow down, please?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53What happened last night?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56You tell me. You left me on my own.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I woke up in the on-call room surrounded by fruit.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Well, you did say you wanted to be closer to work.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Oh, and you just let me?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Have you ever argued with Drunk Dom?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07I'm assuming that you were lying about the car.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Well, I could hardly tell Hanssen I woke at ten to nine

0:10:09 > 0:10:11with a kitchen bin my bed now, could I?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13What were you doing online at 5am anyway?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18If anyone should be annoyed, it should be me.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21You ditched me in the middle of town at two in the morning.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Assuming I'll get an apology later.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31BPM is 105. She's arrhythmic again.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Mm-hm.- The cyst can't have grown back in this amount of time?

0:10:34 > 0:10:38It's unlikely. The parasite was removed in its entirety.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41If you believe Captain Corelli is as good as he says he is.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43He certainly does.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Is he sleeping with that narcissistic redhead yet?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Very astute of you.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50A monkey could have seen that one coming.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51I give it three months max.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53It's a shame they won't make it down the aisle -

0:10:53 > 0:10:55I could have got some business.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58- I take it that's your area? Family law?- Certainly is.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Right, Dr March,

0:11:00 > 0:11:03let's get cracking with that lung function test, please.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Have your hands fallen off or...? - Hm?- Hm?

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Oh, no, last time I checked, you were my junior.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Is that correct?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Good.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- SHE CLEARS THROAT - Yep. Good.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Could you breathe into this for me, please?

0:11:26 > 0:11:30So, how long have you and Hugh Grant been hooking up?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32I like to think it's a little more serious than that.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Oh, you are actually together?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37No wonder you're all hopeless at your jobs

0:11:37 > 0:11:38if all you do is fornicate.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Your FEV1 is 70 and it should be 90.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46I'll check with Mr Valentine and see how he'd like to proceed.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Yes, that's it. Run along to him indoors.

0:12:01 > 0:12:08AMBULANCE SIREN BLARES

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Can I just say, I am not crazy?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13You made up a fake person.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16You say, "Made up a fake person,"

0:12:16 > 0:12:20I say, "Fashioned an interactive dating tool."

0:12:20 > 0:12:22I was just trying to help Morven.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Have you got, like, a crush on her or something?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26- No!- Is that what you're...?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28You saw how loved up she is. How'd you think she's going to feel

0:12:28 > 0:12:30when she finds out it was me all along?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Angry? Embarrassed? Humiliated?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Yeah, all right. There's got to be a better way of telling her.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39- Let her down gently.- She's my mate. - Oh, right, so what am I?

0:12:44 > 0:12:48You are this close to being such a good, good person.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55I won't say anything,

0:12:55 > 0:12:59but only if you promise that this ends today.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24So, what exactly did I say to Hanssen in this voicemail?

0:13:25 > 0:13:29Must have been pretty important for you to have to say it at 3am.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33You know, you're not that much fun to be around on a hangover?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Who knew your fall from grace would come so soon

0:13:35 > 0:13:37after last week's enlightenment.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39- Ollie...?- I haven't fallen from grace.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Have you got a minute?- No, actually. - It's important.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48Yeah, what's up?

0:13:49 > 0:13:53So, last night,

0:13:53 > 0:13:55I didn't drink that much, but this morning,

0:13:55 > 0:13:57I've been feeling...

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Seriously, you're still talking about last night?

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Zosia, I've said sorry. - No, you haven't.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05But anyway, forget about that. I've...

0:14:05 > 0:14:07- I've just been...- I need Miss Wilson booked in for a CT.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Can you manage that without thinking of something to kick off about?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Calvin Jackson, 25,

0:14:18 > 0:14:20fell through a plate glass window around 30 minutes ago.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Suspect some of the glass may still be in situ

0:14:23 > 0:14:25and possible trauma to his carotid artery.

0:14:25 > 0:14:33Resp rate high at 30. GCS 15, pulse 110, BP 135/80, sats 96%.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35No head injury, but he's lost a lot of blood.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37- It really hurts.- I'm not surprised.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41Right, let's take a look at this neck, shall we?

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Morven, let's maintain the airway and get another line in.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Fluids and five of morphine, please.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Mr Jackson, you have a penetrating trauma to your neck

0:14:48 > 0:14:50and a large haematoma,

0:14:50 > 0:14:53but you appear to be maintaining your own airway for the time being.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55We're going to run a couple of scans

0:14:55 > 0:14:57and get a better look at what's going on, OK?

0:14:57 > 0:15:00FBC, U&Es, LFT, group and save and clotting.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03And let's get a CT as a matter of urgency, please, Fletch.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Where do you want me?

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Accompany Ms Wolfe to CT, and do exactly as she tells you.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Right, I will be back with the results shortly.- OK.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Seriously, Dom, it's a hangover, you're not terminal.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Still no word from Parker?

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Nothing yet.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30I'm sure he'll turn up.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32He's not a stray dog, Dom.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Mary, would you mind doing those, thank you?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37- Hey.- Hi.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Wow! You look... - Rough, yes, thank you,

0:15:40 > 0:15:42and if you've come all the way down here just to tell me that

0:15:42 > 0:15:44then you can kindly get stuffed.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46What time did you crawl in?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I didn't actually make it home.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50You didn't...?

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Didn't what?

0:15:52 > 0:15:53That guy from Albie's last night.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57- He was all over you and Isaac. - No, no.

0:15:57 > 0:16:02I woke up alone, save for my self-loathing and several mangoes.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03Don't ask.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07Anyway, look, don't you have a stent to be fixing somewhere?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Dom, can I have quick word?

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Sure, yes, fine, make it quick.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16SHE CLEARS THROAT

0:16:17 > 0:16:18I'm pregnant.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20And this is good news...?

0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Is it?- Have you told Ollie?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- No.- Well, you need to tell Ollie.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Ah, junior doctor hide-and-seek.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31What a productive use of NHS resources.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33So, if it's my turn later,

0:16:33 > 0:16:37can I just give you a tiny hint as to where I might be?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39My office.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Dr March, may we help you with anything here?

0:16:41 > 0:16:44I was just asking Dom's advice on a patient.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Dr Copeland, you're needed.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Sorry.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Male, 32,

0:16:53 > 0:16:55admitted with persistent vomiting and abdominal pain.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Melina and suspected drug overdose.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Can we get him an abdominal ultrasound

0:16:59 > 0:17:00and a gastroscopy, please?

0:17:07 > 0:17:10I'd like Mr Jackson prepped for his CT, please.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13So, how're you feeling then, Mr Jackson?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Like I've been stabbed in the neck.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Can you remember what happened?

0:17:18 > 0:17:21I...I slipped.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23I tried to kill a moth and went through the window.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Hey, what's wrong with moths?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27They're just butterflies with no make-up on.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Do you want us to call anyone for you? Family member? Partner?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Single pringle and ready to mingle.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Oh, but you've got a next of kin on file - Miss Notley?

0:17:37 > 0:17:40We broke up. You best not call her.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42She's not over it.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Well, it doesn't mean you shouldn't get back out there.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48I did recently, and I've never felt this confident.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Are you asking me out?

0:17:52 > 0:17:57Actually, I'm kind of spoken for, but I can get you some pain relief.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Fletch, can we get five milligrams of morphine, please? Thanks.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Well, this isn't at all embarrassing.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11I really wasn't planning on getting that intoxicated.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Well, they say the best nights are unplanned.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18At my age, though, I should know when to stop by now.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21- So, did you go on somewhere else? - Yeah.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25Ended up at a house party. Shouldn't have mixed my drinks.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Like my mother used to say -

0:18:26 > 0:18:29"Beer before liquor, you'll never be sicker."

0:18:29 > 0:18:32And was it just drink?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Is that Sacha Levy?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Yeah, why? Do you know him?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Family friend. Used to live round the corner from us.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Pretty sure he was a gentleman caller, if you know what I mean.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45- He mustn't see me.- Sure, OK.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55You do realise he is my superior.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Oh, now you act the choir boy.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00OK, look, it would really help us

0:19:00 > 0:19:02if you could tell me what you had taken?

0:19:02 > 0:19:06This is a purely alcohol-related faux pas.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10Right, OK. Well, we'll just wait until we get your results back,

0:19:10 > 0:19:14and then they tend to pop them at the end of your bed just there...

0:19:14 > 0:19:17for anyone to just pick up and read.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20If it's OK with you, I'd just like to go home.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Well, congratulations, you're now Morven's girlfriend.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30Obviously, I wasn't expecting that. I know I can be endearing...

0:19:30 > 0:19:32She thinks she's in a relationship with you.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34You're one step away from double dating Bernie and Serena.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37So what am I supposed to do? Just stop messaging her?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that will make her feel really good.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Well, break up with her, then.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Go down the whole "It's not you, it's me," route.

0:19:42 > 0:19:47- No. Nathan wouldn't do that, he'd at least...- He'd at least what?

0:19:47 > 0:19:50You guys are talking about Nathan, yeah?

0:19:50 > 0:19:55- Nath... Nathan? Oh, yeah. - No.- No, no. No, not your Nathan.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58We were talking about Nate...

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Oncology...

0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Urology.- Yes. Urology. Big fella with a funny walk

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Oh, yeah, what about him?

0:20:03 > 0:20:04It's funny, if you like, you know...

0:20:04 > 0:20:08He was sending me suggestive Facebook messages

0:20:08 > 0:20:10and I was saying that it was probably not him.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't have thought so,

0:20:12 > 0:20:13I'm pretty sure he's gay.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Well, I mean...I mean, I did actually say that...- Yes, that...

0:20:19 > 0:20:21This has gone too far.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Ah, Dr Copeland, how's Mr Aston?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Well, he's pumped full of enough chemicals to open a small pharmacy,

0:20:34 > 0:20:37but he's improving with fluids and pain relief.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Well, well, and there's me thinking that recreational drug taking didn't

0:20:40 > 0:20:43contain quite the same maverick sense of adventure it once did.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Where do you get this stuff from?

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Oh, I write my own material, Dr Copeland.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Hey.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Hey. Guess who's been admitted?

0:20:56 > 0:21:00- Len from Strictly? - Ever the comedian.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02No, the tweed jacket guy from last night.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06I'm just glad I wasn't the one to go home with the most wasted medal.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Well, you came in a close second, I can assure you.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11So, has he told you what happened?

0:21:11 > 0:21:14No, he just said he went on to some house party.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16- And he's stable?- He is now.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Suspected overdose, persistent vomiting, abdo pain.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21He's trying to convince me that it's not drug related.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23So, a waste of resources, then?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Zosia did say that we spent quite a lot of time with him last night.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Speak for yourself. You took quite the shine to him.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Do I detect a hint of jealousy?

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Hardly. I know where your loyalties lie.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Several bouts of nausea,

0:21:47 > 0:21:49you keep avoiding eye contact with your significant other,

0:21:49 > 0:21:52and you've just subconsciously rubbed your belly for

0:21:52 > 0:21:53the fifth time in a row.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- You're pregnant.- Calm down, Ally McBeal, you're wrong.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01I'm guessing Lord Grantham is the father.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03SHE COUGHS Just relax.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Take a deep breath and count to three.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13One, two, three.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20I don't envy you. Motherhood...

0:22:20 > 0:22:22It's not for everyone.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Hard to manipulate a baby?

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Or hard to love one.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27It's a good thing you're way off the mark,

0:22:27 > 0:22:29cos I told you, I'm not pregnant.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Mum's the word.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Miss Wilson, we've had all your results back now.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- It's not best news, I'm afraid. - Will I require surgery?

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Your heart function has reduced - it's less than 20%,

0:22:41 > 0:22:44but without discussing the causes of your symptoms,

0:22:44 > 0:22:45it's very hard to give you a full picture.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Now, there are less invasive forms of treatment...

0:22:48 > 0:22:51That treat the symptoms but not the root cause?

0:22:51 > 0:22:52I'm getting deja-vu.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56Miss Wilson, have you stopped to consider what position you'd be in

0:22:56 > 0:22:58had you not taken the surgical route in the first place?

0:22:58 > 0:23:01That is not the point.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04We could insert an intra-aortic balloon which would ease

0:23:04 > 0:23:09the pressure on your heart and allow it to pump properly, but it is new.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Are you all right?- Fine, yeah.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14You should have eaten a bigger breakfast,

0:23:14 > 0:23:15especially if you're eating for...

0:23:15 > 0:23:19Someone used all the milk, making a 4am carbonara

0:23:19 > 0:23:21- when he finally came to.- Excuse us.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28- You don't look right. - I told you, I'm fine.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30You nearly fainted.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32And you were vomiting until 7am, including that carbonara.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35And now I am the vision of professionalism.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- You're sitting this one out. - You're not serious?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49We've had your bloods back.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52I could lose my job over this.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54I'm a security analyst for the MoD.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Cool, like a spy?

0:23:56 > 0:23:59If a spy sits at a desk all day looking at lines of computer code.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03I could lose my security clearance if this got out.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06We just want to get to the bottom of what is causing your symptoms.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09So, this party you went to?

0:24:10 > 0:24:13It wasn't a party in the traditional sense.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19I can look after myself.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21We'll be back for your ultrasound.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26What does he mean by parties?

0:24:26 > 0:24:28It's called chemsex.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Like the whole keys in the bowl thing,

0:24:32 > 0:24:36only with more drugs and men in underpants.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Pretty risky behaviour.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43Yes, I know. Don't worry, I'm judging him for that, too.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45My bad, Saint Dom.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Your CT has revealed there are still several glass fragments

0:24:51 > 0:24:53close to your carotid artery.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54We need to explore the injury,

0:24:54 > 0:24:59remove any remaining fragments and suture any damage to the artery.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Why do you look so serious?

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Exploratory surgery to the carotid artery

0:25:04 > 0:25:07carries a mortality rate...

0:25:07 > 0:25:10of 43%.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11But you've done this before right?

0:25:11 > 0:25:14100% success rate, I bet.

0:25:18 > 0:25:2143%.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Hey, I'm a glass half-full kind of doctor.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32That was a long time ago, though.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34I haven't had a team in years.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36I'll have you know,

0:25:36 > 0:25:38in my day I was a bit of a dab hand on the old left wing.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Yeah, I'm sure you were.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44What's that?

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Oh, Mr Levy thinks we should enter the hospital football league again.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49You in?

0:25:49 > 0:25:54No, I'm... I prefer five-a-side and I don't like heading the ball.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Dom, a Mr Aston, is he one of yours?

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Yeah, I booked him in this morning.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59Poor bloke was in a right state.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01He left his wallet down with us.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Look, well...

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Here he is - bay one.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10- What?- Nothing.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16- I know you.- Hello, Mr Levy.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Jamie, what are you doing here?

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Hey, how's your mum?

0:26:21 > 0:26:25- She's good, yeah. Still going.- Good.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31This is Mr Garcia, he's the receptionist from the ED.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Yeah, I might actually give her a call.

0:26:38 > 0:26:39You dropped this in reception.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41You weren't looking too clever this morning.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Sorry, I must have looked a right idiot.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Hey, no need to apologise to me, my friend.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47It was your mate I was annoyed with.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Dumping you in reception like that.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52For a doctor, he should know better.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54A doctor from this hospital?

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Well, I didn't recognise him.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58He just kept telling me his doctor friend was with him.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02And then you threw up on my shoes and me trousers.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04I had to borrow these.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Really, I'm sorry. What a mess.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09No bother, people haven't been speaking down to me

0:27:09 > 0:27:12half as much wearing these.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Can I get you anything while I'm here? Tea, coffee, paper?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Mr Jackson's notes don't add up.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23The address that we've got on file for him and then the one that

0:27:23 > 0:27:25the paramedics picked him from aren't the same,

0:27:25 > 0:27:26so he wasn't at his house.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Sounds like one best left to The Hardy Boys, Dr Burrows.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Theatre should be ready in an hour,

0:27:31 > 0:27:33so will you make sure Mr Jackson's prepped, please?

0:27:33 > 0:27:36PHONE BEEPS

0:27:54 > 0:27:56PHONE BEEPS

0:27:58 > 0:28:00- Thanks.- Thank you.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04How's he doing?

0:28:06 > 0:28:08He's improving.

0:28:08 > 0:28:12Apparently, he was dumped outside the ED by a doctor.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Well, at least they got him here. Have you discharged him?

0:28:14 > 0:28:16No, he needs a gastroscopy.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Look, this is a hangover.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20They can do that as an outpatient procedure.

0:28:20 > 0:28:21Were you with him last night?

0:28:24 > 0:28:27As your superior, I'm making a recommendation.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30Cut him loose now and free up a much-needed bed

0:28:30 > 0:28:32or you can keep him here longer

0:28:32 > 0:28:34and keep thinking up more fantastical versions

0:28:34 > 0:28:35of what a horrible person I am.

0:28:35 > 0:28:41- Hang on a minute...- You left me last night, Dom, on my own, in town,

0:28:41 > 0:28:43without even a text to say where you'd gone.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46And, yet, today you seem intent on pinning some heinous crime on me.

0:28:46 > 0:28:47Look... Look, you...

0:28:50 > 0:28:53How is your positivity going?

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Shall I stab you in the neck, see how plucky you feel?

0:28:57 > 0:28:59The...the house that you had the accident in,

0:28:59 > 0:29:02that's not the address that we've got on record for you.

0:29:02 > 0:29:03Is it your house?

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Are you saying I'm a criminal?

0:29:05 > 0:29:08Oh! OK, a black man can't have two properties?

0:29:08 > 0:29:10So it was your place?

0:29:12 > 0:29:13No.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17Breaking and entering is a criminal offence, Mr Jackson.

0:29:17 > 0:29:20- Promise you won't judge? - Cross my heart.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27Blimey! You've got a face on!

0:29:27 > 0:29:29Oh, really, what kind of a face?

0:29:29 > 0:29:32Let's go with hungry or indigestion.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35We're mates, right, Fletch?

0:29:35 > 0:29:37Yeah, I'm your brother from another mother.

0:29:37 > 0:29:41So, you would tell me if someone was playing games with me,

0:29:41 > 0:29:44or messing me about, or something?

0:29:45 > 0:29:46Of course.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49How long have you known?

0:29:49 > 0:29:51Known what?

0:29:51 > 0:29:53That Jasmine is Nathan.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57Sorry to interrupt, but it's Mr Jackson.

0:29:57 > 0:29:58You've got to come and see this.

0:30:04 > 0:30:09So, that guy who dumped you in the ED...

0:30:10 > 0:30:12Just a guy from the party.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14That's pretty heartless.

0:30:14 > 0:30:17Or pragmatic. He saved himself a lot of awkward questions.

0:30:19 > 0:30:22So, could you actually lose your job over this?

0:30:22 > 0:30:25When I first started, they asked me about my sexual history,

0:30:25 > 0:30:27whether I'd taken any drugs in the past.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31Why? Is everyone in your line of work squeaky clean?

0:30:31 > 0:30:33Not by a long shot.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35More an exercise in honesty, I guess.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38Or they just wanted to drum into any new recruits

0:30:38 > 0:30:40that secrets make us vulnerable.

0:30:41 > 0:30:43- How so?- Try talking to a man with a gun about

0:30:43 > 0:30:46the contents of your internet history.

0:30:47 > 0:30:48Bought your paper.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50I've mucked up the crossword already,

0:30:50 > 0:30:52so I wouldn't bother with that.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57Hold on.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00The doctor the dumped him on the floor.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02That's him.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11- What is it?- A fish.

0:31:11 > 0:31:16Funny. I mean, what kind of fish is it?

0:31:16 > 0:31:18I think it's a red porgy.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21I like a low-maintenance pet.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24OK, but why was it in your pocket?

0:31:24 > 0:31:27Mr Jackson was trying to get into his ex-girlfriend's house.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29She has a fish tank by her window.

0:31:29 > 0:31:31Last thing I remember as I bled out

0:31:31 > 0:31:34was seeing a catfish just flapping under the sofa.

0:31:37 > 0:31:38It was a massacre.

0:31:38 > 0:31:40But why take this one?

0:31:40 > 0:31:42Because it's her favourite.

0:31:42 > 0:31:43I didn't want her to see Kevin like this.

0:31:43 > 0:31:45SHE CHUCKLES

0:31:45 > 0:31:48It's not funny. What am I going to do?

0:31:48 > 0:31:50I'd keep this one under your hat.

0:31:50 > 0:31:53How long were you with your girlfriend, Mr Jackson?

0:31:53 > 0:31:55Three years and five months.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58Don't you think she deserves to know what happened?

0:31:58 > 0:31:59I'll never live it down.

0:32:01 > 0:32:05- The lads, if they hear about this... - Yeah, but what about her?

0:32:05 > 0:32:09You know, if you're honest, she might still forgive you.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11Morv, he wiped out her fish.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14Right now you need to concentrate on your health, not a confessional.

0:32:14 > 0:32:15Look out for number one.

0:32:15 > 0:32:19Or the longer you leave it, the worse it will be.

0:32:30 > 0:32:31'Fine.'

0:32:31 > 0:32:33I found him outside the main building,

0:32:33 > 0:32:35dribbling vomit all down his shirt.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38- And you just found him?- Yes.

0:32:38 > 0:32:39Look, I helped him inside,

0:32:39 > 0:32:42made sure he had adequate assistance before coming straight up here.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44I was running late already, remember?

0:32:44 > 0:32:47No. No, that's not what happened.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50I bet you watch a lot of detective films, don't you, Mr Garcia?

0:32:50 > 0:32:52- Are you saying I'm a liar? - No, I'm saying you were mistaken.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55If you're questioning my abilities as a receptionist...

0:32:55 > 0:32:57- No-one is doing that, Noel. - Hey, I take my job very seriously.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59I don't doubt that...

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Then you'll believe me when I say I know what I saw.

0:33:01 > 0:33:02Thought you saw.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04Well, you would lie about it, wouldn't you?

0:33:04 > 0:33:07He said that you were the reason he got so messed up in the first...

0:33:07 > 0:33:09place.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14I should... I should probably get back to work.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19So, are you going to tell me what really happened?

0:33:21 > 0:33:26So, the balloon, it's... Well, it's made of polyethylene.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28It's mounted on the end of a catheter

0:33:28 > 0:33:29and we insert it into the aorta...

0:33:29 > 0:33:32Are you financially equipped to start a family, Mr Valentine?

0:33:35 > 0:33:36Ah...

0:33:37 > 0:33:42OK, I'll be back once I can get a theatre slot. Good?

0:33:47 > 0:33:48Enjoying yourself?

0:33:48 > 0:33:51- I'm thinking of your best interests. - You shouldn't.

0:33:54 > 0:33:55Ollie, can I...?

0:33:55 > 0:33:58Zosh, sorry, can we try and have at least one conversation today

0:33:58 > 0:34:02without trading passive aggressive insults with one another?

0:34:02 > 0:34:05Calm down, I come with a little white flag.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11Are you OK?

0:34:11 > 0:34:12- Absolutely fine.- Good.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16So, Hanssen signed off on the intra-aortic balloon, then?

0:34:17 > 0:34:19He did...

0:34:19 > 0:34:21so get scrubbed in.

0:34:21 > 0:34:25Actually, Ollie, could I...talk...?

0:34:26 > 0:34:30Look, we used to go out. Not even that, it was just casual.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32But why didn't you just say that in Albie's?

0:34:32 > 0:34:34"Oh, hello, lovely boyfriend, you see that guy over there?

0:34:34 > 0:34:36- "We used to date." - I wouldn't have cared.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39OK, let's say you did just find him outside,

0:34:39 > 0:34:42it's a little farfetched, but we'll go with it.

0:34:42 > 0:34:43Why didn't you just stay with him?

0:34:43 > 0:34:46Because I wasn't exactly "just drunk" last night either.

0:34:48 > 0:34:50Well, I still don't understand why you can't just confess.

0:34:50 > 0:34:54I mean, there was no proof,

0:34:54 > 0:34:57it's out of hours, and it hasn't affected your practice.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00What do you think the chances were of us having to

0:35:00 > 0:35:02treat him this morning? Pretty slim, correct?

0:35:02 > 0:35:03But instead of thinking,

0:35:03 > 0:35:05"Oh, wow, this could really hurt Isaac's career,"

0:35:05 > 0:35:08you'd rather take the opinion of some jumped-up receptionist?

0:35:08 > 0:35:10That is not what I'm doing!

0:35:10 > 0:35:12You can help me get rid of him, Dominic.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16I really don't understand why you won't.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19Somehow, you always make everything about you.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25Breathing's a bit tight, doc.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27Right, there we go.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34I've decided, I'm not going to tell her.

0:35:34 > 0:35:36If my mates find out I nearly died

0:35:36 > 0:35:38from head butting my ex's fish tank...they'll just... They'll...

0:35:38 > 0:35:40What were you doing there?

0:35:40 > 0:35:47She's back tomorrow. I hid some stuff. Rose petals, candles...

0:35:49 > 0:35:50I was going to cook her dinner.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Waiting in your ex's house in the dark?

0:35:53 > 0:35:57- That's a bit sinister. - I was going for romantic.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59Most would say borderline stalker behaviour,

0:35:59 > 0:36:02but you had the best of intentions.

0:36:03 > 0:36:05MACHINE BEEPS

0:36:05 > 0:36:07OK, we need to get him intubated.

0:36:07 > 0:36:11Morven, can I get 1.5 of ketamine and 100mg of sux?

0:36:22 > 0:36:24Everything all right with you two?

0:36:27 > 0:36:30Guessing I'm the villain of the piece.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32Neither of you come out of this glowing.

0:36:35 > 0:36:38Essie, would you mind getting me Mr Aston's outpatient info, please?

0:36:38 > 0:36:41- Does Hanssen know he's being discharged?- Yes.

0:36:45 > 0:36:46I really am sorry...

0:36:48 > 0:36:50..if I've caused any trouble.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56In we go.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58OK.

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Be careful of the neck.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03OK, pass me the ET tube, please. Thank you.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05OK, tube is going in.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09There we go.

0:37:09 > 0:37:10Just take your time.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12OK, and I'm in. Inflate the cuff.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26- Yep.- Crike off and let's get him a propofol infusion.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31Did you do this?

0:37:31 > 0:37:34No, this was Dr Burrows' handiwork.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Sorry, he went into respiratory arrest.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Well, you'd better scrub in as well, Dr Burrows.

0:37:39 > 0:37:40Think we've got room for one more.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Right, let's get him to theatre.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52I assume you've taken care of things.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54He's been discharged.

0:37:54 > 0:37:55- Happy?- Good.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00Then perhaps we can start putting today behind us.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02Well, as long as you're willing to take on

0:38:02 > 0:38:04the might of the ED reception desk.

0:38:05 > 0:38:09Surely you can convince a receptionist to bend to your will.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19Dr Burrows, would you like to start?

0:38:20 > 0:38:21You want me to open his neck?

0:38:21 > 0:38:24I'm here, I'll make sure nothing goes wrong.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Scalpel, please.

0:38:40 > 0:38:41Nicely done. Suction, please.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49Bleeding's slowing down.

0:38:49 > 0:38:53So, the lad was trying to break into his ex's house?

0:38:53 > 0:38:56Yeah, to cook her a candlelit dinner.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00I think it might take more than that...

0:39:00 > 0:39:03after the way he's treated her.

0:39:07 > 0:39:11AMBULANCE SIREN BLARES

0:39:15 > 0:39:18Hey. Mr Levy on the left wing?

0:39:18 > 0:39:20Better off left back...

0:39:20 > 0:39:22in changing room.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25That's not why I asked to see you.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30Right. So, then this is about your boyfriend.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32I believe him.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Then you must have a very strong relationship.

0:39:34 > 0:39:39Look, this whole thing goes no further than the three of us, OK?

0:39:39 > 0:39:43Dr Copeland, he seriously jeopardised the safety of a patient.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45According to your version of events.

0:39:45 > 0:39:49What is it with everyone today trying to besmirch me good name?

0:39:49 > 0:39:53Mr Garcia, I hope that the ED isn't so overstretched

0:39:53 > 0:39:55they've got you putting in chest drains.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58No, Mr Hanssen. Not after last time.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01That's what I like to hear. Gentlemen.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07What he did was wrong.

0:40:07 > 0:40:08This could ruin him.

0:40:08 > 0:40:10Isaac is a good doctor.

0:40:10 > 0:40:14The ED's full of good doctors, and none of them would do this.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21If I even hear a whisper of a rumour

0:40:21 > 0:40:23that he's thought about doing something else,

0:40:23 > 0:40:25I'm going to go to Mr Hanssen.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30What are you, Batman?

0:40:30 > 0:40:32I'm the hero that Holby deserves,

0:40:32 > 0:40:34but clearly not the one it needs right now.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36PHONE RINGS

0:40:37 > 0:40:42Hi. Louise. Yes, yes, I'm coming now!

0:40:47 > 0:40:49You're still here?

0:40:49 > 0:40:52Hard to get a taxi when you can't stop vomiting.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54Look, I think maybe we should get you back inside.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Oh!

0:40:56 > 0:40:59OK. Guys, can somebody give me a hand here, please?

0:40:59 > 0:41:02HE RETCHES

0:41:02 > 0:41:03Get him into bay four.

0:41:07 > 0:41:11So, Dr Copeland, what did the gastroscopy suggest?

0:41:11 > 0:41:12I see.

0:41:12 > 0:41:15Mr Mayfield, will you take over Mr Aston's care for

0:41:15 > 0:41:18- the time being, please. - Got it.- Thank you.

0:41:18 > 0:41:20Essie, let's get him some saline,

0:41:20 > 0:41:24another ten milligrams of morphine and book him in for a CT.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27A minute of your time, Dr Copeland.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29- 100.- I'm just going to feel your abdomen, OK?

0:41:29 > 0:41:32So, the patient's FBC shows a raised white cell count,

0:41:32 > 0:41:36his CRP is raised at 35, but his albumin is on the floor at 26.

0:41:36 > 0:41:40At what point did you determine that this patient was fit for discharge?

0:41:40 > 0:41:42The way he was improving with fluids.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45I am the consultant in charge of his care, am I not?

0:41:49 > 0:41:50I'm sorry.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52I don't know what I was thinking.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55Well, the worrying thing is I don't believe you were thinking at all.

0:42:02 > 0:42:06OK, that's cannulated the femoral artery.

0:42:06 > 0:42:09Do you think she's serious about bringing a case against Matteo?

0:42:09 > 0:42:12I'd focus on making sure she doesn't bring one against you.

0:42:12 > 0:42:13Ready to inflate?

0:42:20 > 0:42:22MACHINE BEEPS

0:42:22 > 0:42:23Sats are dropping. She's in VF.

0:42:23 > 0:42:28OK, stop the balloon. Charge the defib pads to 100, please.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30- You good?- Yeah, we've got this.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33Charging. Clear. Shock.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38She's back in sinus rhythm.

0:42:38 > 0:42:42- Well, I had every faith in you, Mr Valentine.- Thank you, Dr March.

0:42:42 > 0:42:43Ready to re-inflate?

0:42:43 > 0:42:46Let's stitch it in. Thank you, nurse.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49Let's hope she wasn't awake for any of that.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51Thank you.

0:42:54 > 0:42:58So, your CT confirms that you have Boerhaave syndrome, Mr Aston.

0:42:58 > 0:43:01It is the term we use for the rupturing of the oesophageal wall,

0:43:01 > 0:43:03usually caused by excessive vomiting.

0:43:03 > 0:43:06My mother always said I had a weak stomach.

0:43:06 > 0:43:09This is a little bit more severe than a weak stomach, Jamie.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12Your CT shows that you have a large collection on the left side

0:43:12 > 0:43:15of your diaphragm, and you're going to need a thing called

0:43:15 > 0:43:18a thoracoscopic wash-out to remove it.

0:43:19 > 0:43:21Would you like me to call your mum?

0:43:22 > 0:43:24Any excuse, Mr Levy.

0:43:26 > 0:43:28I'm 32, she doesn't need the worry.

0:43:28 > 0:43:31The fact that you are here under our care, Mr Aston,

0:43:31 > 0:43:33seems to suggest otherwise.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35Dr Copeland, would you have the patient prepped

0:43:35 > 0:43:36and made ready for theatre, please?

0:43:36 > 0:43:39You will be assisting Mr Mayfield with the surgery.

0:43:39 > 0:43:40But I thought...

0:43:40 > 0:43:42You will follow Mr Mayfield's instructions to the letter

0:43:42 > 0:43:44and then you can find me in my office.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59I need to know whether I'm wasting my time or not.

0:43:59 > 0:44:02How about I tell you how I met Isaac?

0:44:05 > 0:44:07Online.

0:44:07 > 0:44:09Less than 600m away, according to my phone.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13He introduced me to everything.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16The scene, the parties, the chems.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22He used to text me whenever there was a party going on.

0:44:24 > 0:44:25That sounds like Isaac.

0:44:28 > 0:44:29Just like he did last night.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43Look, I know how bad this looks on paper,

0:44:43 > 0:44:45and I was just trying to help.

0:44:45 > 0:44:47Things got out of hand.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49As long as you got a good laugh out of it.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51That's the main point, eh?

0:44:51 > 0:44:53You know I wouldn't do that.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55Why did you do it?

0:44:55 > 0:44:57I told you, I was just trying to help.

0:44:57 > 0:45:00Jasmine, the things you said to me.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03- The things you got me to say to you...- Yeah, I'm sorry.

0:45:03 > 0:45:06And the worst thing is I don't think you realise that what you did

0:45:06 > 0:45:08- is even that bad.- I'm not stupid.

0:45:08 > 0:45:12No, you're right. You're not stupid.

0:45:12 > 0:45:14You're worse.

0:45:14 > 0:45:17You're a liar, Jasmine.

0:45:17 > 0:45:22A liar, with the ability to turn every relationship you make

0:45:22 > 0:45:24into something toxic.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27First your sister, then Ric,

0:45:27 > 0:45:29then Serena, then me.

0:45:31 > 0:45:34No wonder nobody can work with you for more than five minutes.

0:45:35 > 0:45:38I think you've got some real deep issues

0:45:38 > 0:45:41that you need to think about, Jasmine.

0:45:41 > 0:45:42It's not normal.

0:45:46 > 0:45:47Ah, Dr Burrows.

0:45:47 > 0:45:49I hear from Ms Wolfe you carried out a tricky intubation today.

0:45:49 > 0:45:51Just doing my job.

0:45:51 > 0:45:54Don't sell yourself short. Credit where credit's due.

0:46:07 > 0:46:10He was in our flat when he OD'd, wasn't he?

0:46:12 > 0:46:15The ramifications of this will be far more serious for me

0:46:15 > 0:46:17than they will be for you.

0:46:19 > 0:46:21You're still in training.

0:46:23 > 0:46:25This is how we learn.

0:46:30 > 0:46:34Well, that's beginning to resemble an actual chest cavity.

0:46:36 > 0:46:38Let's introduce the dye now, please.

0:46:38 > 0:46:41The dye will identify the tear.

0:46:42 > 0:46:44There it is.

0:46:49 > 0:46:52Well, would you like to do the honours?

0:46:54 > 0:46:56You might as well take something positive from today.

0:47:12 > 0:47:14There you go.

0:47:16 > 0:47:20Nice and steady.

0:47:37 > 0:47:41So, you share my fondness for restricted areas, I see.

0:47:43 > 0:47:48From above or below, they offer a useful point of view on the world.

0:47:52 > 0:47:55Is everything all right with you, Dr March?

0:47:55 > 0:47:57Yes, I just needed some fresh air.

0:47:58 > 0:48:01Nothing to do with a certain Miss Wilson?

0:48:01 > 0:48:04Mr Rossini has appraised me of that situation.

0:48:05 > 0:48:09She is a force to be reckoned with, but no.

0:48:12 > 0:48:16If you feel that would you ever like my council...

0:48:18 > 0:48:19..you only have to ask.

0:48:22 > 0:48:23Thank you.

0:48:25 > 0:48:27But I think I need to deal with this one alone.

0:48:29 > 0:48:32There's no shame in trusting one's own judgment.

0:48:34 > 0:48:35Without consultation?

0:48:37 > 0:48:41Well, often only we ourselves know what is

0:48:41 > 0:48:43the best course of action to take.

0:48:57 > 0:48:59I want you to move out.

0:49:01 > 0:49:02I can work with you,

0:49:02 > 0:49:05I can be civil with you, but I can't live with you.

0:49:06 > 0:49:08Not until you get some help.

0:49:08 > 0:49:11But we're still mates, though?

0:49:11 > 0:49:14Of course. Always.

0:49:22 > 0:49:24Not only did you see fit to discharge a patient before

0:49:24 > 0:49:29he had a full medical investigation, you also lied to a senior nurse.

0:49:29 > 0:49:32- I know it looks...- Mistakes should never be seen as a failure.

0:49:32 > 0:49:34I know, and I am sorry.

0:49:34 > 0:49:38Nevertheless, I understand you have some leave to take.

0:49:39 > 0:49:40You're suspending me?

0:49:40 > 0:49:43This... This isn't a suspension.

0:49:43 > 0:49:45Well, can you give me a satisfactory answer

0:49:45 > 0:49:47behind your decision-making today?

0:49:50 > 0:49:51No.

0:49:51 > 0:49:54Well, we will review your training

0:49:54 > 0:49:56and support systems upon your return.

0:50:08 > 0:50:10Come on, he must have said something?

0:50:10 > 0:50:13Oh, no, I didn't sing, did I?

0:50:13 > 0:50:15If only you could handle your booze.

0:50:22 > 0:50:25Well, you'll be pleased to know that your surgery went well.

0:50:25 > 0:50:27My heart going into ventricular fibrillation

0:50:27 > 0:50:30is what you call surgery going well?

0:50:30 > 0:50:32Bedtime reading.

0:50:33 > 0:50:36So, that's two medical lawsuits.

0:50:36 > 0:50:39I've been meaning to get a new kitchen.

0:50:39 > 0:50:41We're trying to help you.

0:50:41 > 0:50:43What do you get out of being like this?

0:50:43 > 0:50:46That depends on how good their defence teams are.

0:50:46 > 0:50:48I'm a lawyer and a psychopath.

0:50:48 > 0:50:50That's either a dream combination or your worst nightmare,

0:50:50 > 0:50:52depending what side you're on.

0:50:52 > 0:50:56And on what side would you place me, Miss Wilson?

0:50:56 > 0:50:59Henrik Hanssen, CEO,

0:50:59 > 0:51:03and I understand you wish to make a complaint against one of my staff.

0:51:03 > 0:51:05Against two of your staff.

0:51:05 > 0:51:08You do recall signing consent forms ahead of both your procedures,

0:51:08 > 0:51:10- do you?- I do.

0:51:10 > 0:51:12I don't recall consenting to chronic malpractice, however.

0:51:12 > 0:51:16The fact that you have repeatedly sought diagnosis for conditions

0:51:16 > 0:51:18you already knew you had, combined with your, let's say,

0:51:18 > 0:51:23"cavalier" attitude towards surgery would deter even the most

0:51:23 > 0:51:25eager of solicitors, I should think.

0:51:25 > 0:51:26You don't know that.

0:51:26 > 0:51:29Yes, but are you willing to take the risk?

0:51:34 > 0:51:36I look forward to receiving correspondence from your solicitors.

0:51:44 > 0:51:49Ah, Mr Hanssen, might have accidentally called you last night.

0:51:49 > 0:51:52Do you know who was number one in the popular music charts

0:51:52 > 0:51:54for three weeks in June, 1997?

0:51:54 > 0:51:56No idea. Nope.

0:51:56 > 0:51:59A certain American pop combo who go by the name of Hanson.

0:51:59 > 0:52:01Apparently you thought the middle of the night

0:52:01 > 0:52:04was a good time to instruct me in their music.

0:52:04 > 0:52:06I am so sorry.

0:52:06 > 0:52:08Next time you choose to wake me at an ungodly hour,

0:52:08 > 0:52:10could you serenade me with lyrics

0:52:10 > 0:52:12that are a little more profound than MMMBop?

0:52:20 > 0:52:23Why did you let me call him?

0:52:23 > 0:52:26Once I got in, you were an unstoppable force of nature,

0:52:26 > 0:52:28how could I?

0:52:28 > 0:52:31Plus, it was pretty hilarious.

0:52:31 > 0:52:34Was there something you wanted to talk to me about?

0:52:36 > 0:52:39No. Nothing.

0:52:39 > 0:52:41Except I do want to know if you fancy a takeaway tonight?

0:52:41 > 0:52:43So, you're saying that you don't want to try

0:52:43 > 0:52:47- my semi-skimmed carbonara? - No, definitely not.

0:52:47 > 0:52:50Come on.

0:52:50 > 0:52:52Well, I might make the carbonara and you can...

0:52:54 > 0:52:56Dr Copeland.

0:53:03 > 0:53:06He told me you'd only been seeing each other a few weeks.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08That it was all above board.

0:53:09 > 0:53:12I thought you were meant to be smart.

0:53:14 > 0:53:16You're not much younger than I am, I guess?

0:53:18 > 0:53:20You still remember what coming out was like?

0:53:22 > 0:53:23We've all been through it.

0:53:23 > 0:53:25I haven't.

0:53:28 > 0:53:31Intimacy is something we learn as a child, correct?

0:53:31 > 0:53:33I suppose.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35Well, I never turned up to that class.

0:53:38 > 0:53:41I spent so much of my life hiding, keeping everything private.

0:53:43 > 0:53:45You know what they say about old habits?

0:53:48 > 0:53:51Try applying that level of intimacy in a world where you have an app

0:53:51 > 0:53:53telling you where the nearest good time is.

0:54:02 > 0:54:04In that case, I feel sorry for you.

0:54:05 > 0:54:07I really do.

0:54:10 > 0:54:12Good luck with your recovery, Mr Aston.

0:54:20 > 0:54:22Dom!

0:54:24 > 0:54:26What happened?

0:54:28 > 0:54:30What's he done?

0:54:30 > 0:54:32What hasn't he done?

0:54:32 > 0:54:34- Is it worth it, feeling like this? - I hope so.

0:54:34 > 0:54:37And this agreement that you two have,

0:54:37 > 0:54:39I've been thinking about it and it is not right for you.

0:54:39 > 0:54:42- You're not happy, Dom. - It's not as simple as that.

0:54:42 > 0:54:46Dominic Copeland should be more than enough for one person to handle.

0:54:46 > 0:54:48If he loves you, he'll understand that.

0:54:48 > 0:54:51Understand what?

0:54:51 > 0:54:53I'll see you at home.

0:54:53 > 0:54:54What have you done?

0:54:54 > 0:54:57Call off the attack dogs, everything's fine.

0:54:57 > 0:54:59I'll be in Albie's later, if you fancy a shot.

0:55:00 > 0:55:02You're not going to go after him?

0:55:03 > 0:55:06I've had partners with interfering friends before,

0:55:06 > 0:55:08but you are something else.

0:55:09 > 0:55:12He doesn't need you butting in every time we have a fight.

0:55:12 > 0:55:15Oh, I'll be butting in...

0:55:15 > 0:55:16every single time.

0:55:42 > 0:55:44DOOR SLAMS SHUT

0:55:47 > 0:55:49CAR HORN BLARES

0:55:52 > 0:55:55I've decided to go and stay at my mum's.

0:55:56 > 0:55:59Unless you are willing to tell me the truth.

0:56:03 > 0:56:05Look at me.

0:56:05 > 0:56:06I'm a mess.

0:56:08 > 0:56:13I was just so upset that you'd gone off without me last night.

0:56:13 > 0:56:15I don't want to lose you, Dominic.

0:56:15 > 0:56:21I will tell Hanssen the truth about everything.

0:56:21 > 0:56:23CAR HORN BLARES

0:56:23 > 0:56:24You could be struck off.

0:56:24 > 0:56:26I don't want this any more.

0:56:29 > 0:56:32The nights out. The...the other men.

0:56:35 > 0:56:37I only want you.

0:56:45 > 0:56:48CAR HORN BLARES

0:56:52 > 0:56:54I just want to be normal.

0:56:57 > 0:57:00I want a normal relationship, with my normal boyfriend.

0:57:04 > 0:57:05I can do normal.

0:57:08 > 0:57:10Tell me we're good?