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0:00:01 > 0:00:04- What are you drinking? - Oh, I don't know, something bitter, sour, much like my men.

0:00:04 > 0:00:08Yeah. About that...is there any chance I can get your number?

0:00:10 > 0:00:13I happen to like my mess and if you don't like that,

0:00:13 > 0:00:15then maybe you don't like me.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20I take it peace talks didn't go very well.

0:00:20 > 0:00:21Whatever, his loss.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23We won't be coming to dinner.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Oh, that's a shame. Fine.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30- No, no, please. Please don't do this.- Serena...

0:00:30 > 0:00:31I could come and see you.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33- No. - We could meet halfway.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Stop! Please. I'm sorry.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:37 > 0:01:38You OK?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40GROANING

0:01:44 > 0:01:47HE SIGHS So...what do you think of my Hog?

0:01:48 > 0:01:51I think I could have done with a cushion.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58I need one of those.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Do you want me to...? - No, no, no, it's fine. It's OK.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Well, if you want one of those, just save up for a few years and buy one.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Don't think they're for me.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Or maybe it's not the car you want.

0:02:17 > 0:02:22Oh, before I forget, we've got a guest for lunch, remember?

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Fret not, it's in the diary.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29OK, Mr Clever. Pop quiz - and the guest is...?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31PHONE CHIMES

0:02:34 > 0:02:36HE CHUCKLES

0:02:36 > 0:02:41Erm...wedding woman. We've got the wedding woman coming round.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Woman?- Man, wedding man. Sorry.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45PHONE CHIMES

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Mo's been on a jokes' website.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Why, is he coming?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51He's going to help us write our own vows?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53PHONE CHIMES

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Read it later. We're in the middle of something.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Right, OK, erm... So, yeah... Lunch, wedding man, vows. Got it.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06PHONE CHIMES Can't we talk without her interfering?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Mo is my best man and this is what friends do.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Well, I have lots of friends, they don't text me every minute.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Because most of them are in Sweden, aren't they?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18What I meant is, it would cost a fortune.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Maybe I can get some friends here and get them to text me day and night.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- HE SIGHS - Inga, this really isn't an issue.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Derwood?- You need to start accepting my best friend.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Hold the lift. Hold the lift!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Oh, mind your helmet.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- AUTOMATED VOICE:- Doors opening, lift going up...

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Hi.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54You know, every day I say to myself I'm going to get the stairs.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57And every day I am seduced by this fickle little lift.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59- PHONE RINGS - Oh, I know the feeling. Excuse me.

0:03:59 > 0:04:04Oh. Hello, Mr Griffin. Yes, I'm on my way up.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Better hustle. The big man wants me.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Every morning it's like this now.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- You're wearing an awful lot of make-up.- Am I?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Some of it has congealed in your frown lines.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Bless you for that.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Is that a new blouse? - Oh, yes, you noticed at last.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Do you like it? It was horribly expensive.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29It's actually just horrible.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Well, thank you for the vote of confidence.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33So why have you got a new blouse, anyway?

0:04:33 > 0:04:37People do tend to replace their clothes from time to time, Jason.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Could I have a latte with an extra shot and an orange juice

0:04:40 > 0:04:42for my delightful nephew, please?

0:04:42 > 0:04:45I bought this for Bernie. Think she'll like it?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Oh, I'd forgotten she was coming back today. About time, too.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50It's written on the calendar on our fridge.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Yes, well, I never bother to look at that silly thing.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55That's stupid. Why even have it, then?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Sorry, just two minutes.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06It's too early for Champagne but I thought I'd let you know that

0:05:06 > 0:05:10your application to the Advancement of Medical Knowledge Fund

0:05:10 > 0:05:12has been approved.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Seriously? That was quick.

0:05:15 > 0:05:21Well, Guy Self's dream of a neuro centre is now officially over.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23About that, what happened there?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26It's probably best that you just accept the diverted funding.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28I don't know what to say.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Do I shake your hand, or give you a man hug?

0:05:31 > 0:05:34What you do is write a brilliant research paper.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36But yes to a handshake.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Save the man hug for your research assistant.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I'm getting an assistant?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43I've drawn up a list of junior doctors from across the wards.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44There are six in all.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I'd like to keep this as an in-house Holby project.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Soon as I get a moment, I'll look into it.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53I've cleared some time from your schedule, so you'll be able to interview today.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- What? That quickly? - Hit the ground running, Mr Mayfield.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Ta-da!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04What's all this?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Well, I know that you've been missing your coffee,

0:06:06 > 0:06:10so I got a bottle of OJ for Mo-Yay.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Bants. Yeah, like it.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14But why now?

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Well, I know that Zosia has taken some time off.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20There's been a lot going on, lately.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22The less said about it, the better at the moment.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Well, I would like you to know that I may not be Zosia,

0:06:25 > 0:06:28but I can still be a friend.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Like you and Derwood are friends.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34I know I am hugely popular but everything's fine how it is.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37I'd like them to be finer.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Tell you what.- Yes?

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Some people just aren't destined to be bosom buddies.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Chemistry's all wrong. It's not a problem.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Can't love everyone, right?

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Thanks for the OJ.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59The consultant will be right with you.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Inga. That's, er, Swedish?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Ten out of ten.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07- Ravinda.- Ravi.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10So, nice sparkler. When's the big day?

0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Not long now. - I hope he's a good man.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- One of the best.- The best. Actually.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19- As long as you say your prayers every night, I'm sure it'll be fine. - I'm not really religious.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- Inga, she's joking. So, Ravinda... - Ravi!

0:07:23 > 0:07:28Ravi, I'm Ms Effanga. You've been experiencing chest pains?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Can you describe them for me? - Tightness, nothing too painful, just...

0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Consistently uncomfortable?- Mm-hm.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36OK, let's get FBC, U&Es, LFT, and an ECG, please.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Will it take long? Only I've got a date tonight.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42It's best we wait until we get your results. I'm sure he'll keep.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I really need to go on that date.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51I say date - actually, it's a job.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- What do you do?- I work for an agency. Honey trapping.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57They have agencies for bees?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00That would be so cute. Um...

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Say you're a suspicious wife.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'm not a wife yet.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Go with me on this. You think your man's playing away.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12So you go online, find a honey trapping website and make a call.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15I choose a sexy little number,

0:08:15 > 0:08:19slap on a lipstick and set out to seduce your husband.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23And that's a proper job? To destroy marriages?

0:08:23 > 0:08:28The husband's already done that himself. I merely provide the proof.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Men, eh?- Luckily not all men.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38I don't like that woman much.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Par for the course. Then again, is there any one you like much?

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Apart from Derwood.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Who says I even like him?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Well, you are marrying the bloke.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49We had a small fight, is all. Nothing really.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54If you're telling me about it, it must be bothering you.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- What was it about? - Nothing really worth discussing.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Then why the long face?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02I'm sure you two will kiss and make up.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05TEXT MESSAGE

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Mr Stewart's complaining that his surgery wound feels swollen.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Sorry, I'll have to get back to you.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Did you drain it?- Like a pro.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Robbie left that in his bedside cabinet when they discharged him.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23I just wondered whether you'd be bumping into him any time soon.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Fletch, about Robbie...

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Do you know what? It's all right. I get the message.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- You do?- It's a bit raw, innit?

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Yeah, yeah. Gosh, you're more sensitive than you let on.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37I'm a kitten.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41To be honest, I would rather not have his name mentioned, at all.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Is it that bad?- Well, you've been there. You know what it's like.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47My lips are sealed.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Good. Right, onwards and upwards.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Morning, Mr Harvey. I'm going to have a listen to your chest.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Sorry, you haven't seen any other doctors this morning, have you?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- No, not yet.- Right.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11TEXT MESSAGE

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Sorry, bear with me one moment.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22OK. Where were we? Let's have a listen to that chest.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Morning. Sorry, got held up. Lift stopped working for some reason.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Dr Copeland?- Oh, my God!

0:10:37 > 0:10:38TEXT MESSAGE

0:10:38 > 0:10:40I have a...meeting.

0:10:48 > 0:10:53Hey, hey! I didn't drag you away from anything important, did I?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55You know I'd drop anything for you.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57And you can take that smirk off your face.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59What smirk?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01So, let me guess.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02You've been in the wars with Inga

0:11:02 > 0:11:05and you want me to tell you everything will be all right.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07She's told you about our little row, then.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Sounds like it's a bigger deal than she made out.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14No, no. It's just she knows what you mean to me.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16You say the sweetest things. I'm welling up.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Mo, be serious, OK? Because this is exactly what's bothering Inga.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21If I was her, I'd be threatened too.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23I mean - look at me. I am as hot as it gets!

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Is that a smile, Derwood? Mo Effanga saves another life.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33THEY LAUGH

0:11:40 > 0:11:43HE CLEARS HIS THROAT KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:11:43 > 0:11:44You rang?

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Er, hi. Um...

0:11:50 > 0:11:56Sorry, I was with...Mr Harvey and his, um...lung.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59- You're here now.- Dominic!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01- Hey, it's, um... - Christian.- From the...

0:12:01 > 0:12:05- Chicken weekend.- Yeah.- Guys?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Sorry. Old acquaintance.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10- THEY WHISPER - So, d'you work here now? - Yeah, I'm in orthopaedics.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12- That's fantastic. - Sorry, where was I?

0:12:12 > 0:12:15You were telling us how your research plan is to gather

0:12:15 > 0:12:18enough preliminary data to do a multi-centre study.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19- Thank you, Jasmine.- Pleasure.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21I was hoping to find a candidate who will help with

0:12:21 > 0:12:24me collating research. Christian?

0:12:24 > 0:12:27So the successful applicant would be working ultra-closely with you?

0:12:27 > 0:12:31At times, yes. But don't worry, I don't bite.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Mr Griffin obviously regards each of you very highly.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Trouble is, it's now about how I regard you.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38So interviews will be held this afternoon.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41When will we know if we've got the position?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44I'm moving quickly on this so I hope to have my research buddy in place by the end of today.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Interview times will be posted on the internal website.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Thank you, everyone.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Game on, friend.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54I think the word is frenemy.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56I'm so winning this!

0:13:07 > 0:13:11Hello, Bernie. I bought this for you. It's a welcome-back card.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Thank you, Jason, that's lovely.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17You probably won't get one from Guy Self, though.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Auntie Serena told me he doesn't work here any more.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Really?- Mind you, Auntie Serena didn't buy you a present, either,

0:13:22 > 0:13:25and she still works here.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27She didn't even remember you were coming in.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Probably busy. - Buying horrible blouses.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31Bernie.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Welcome back to the madhouse. - Thanks, Fletch.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38It's all right, Auntie Serena.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41I'd already told Bernie you'd completely forgotten her.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49COMPUTER MESSAGE ALERT

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Amazing, second from last. That gives me more time to prep.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- I am...- Last. Sums you up.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Comedy and medicine, Dr Burrows.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Didn't you realise? You were the oldest one there.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Yeah, you read "old" - I read "experienced".

0:14:04 > 0:14:08Research is a young person's game. You need all the energy you can get.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Yeah, take a look at the list there.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13No-one is as experienced or highly qualified as I am.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15You might want to read that list more carefully.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Every one of those bods has been mentioned in the Albion Quarterly.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21How do you think Ric got their names? You might want to try reading

0:14:21 > 0:14:25the newsletter rather than making paper aeroplanes out of it.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Have I gone back in time? - Right, OK.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32You are not allowed to say a word to him about this.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34I will...deal with it.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Your ECG results should be back soon.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53What do you want to know? You've been staring at me for a while.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Nothing, thank you. - Inga, I specialise in people.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Problems at home?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Excuse me?- I meet a lot of vexed women. You're no different.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04You know nothing about me.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10SHE'S the possessive type -

0:15:10 > 0:15:14so her husband is enjoying every second she's stuck in hospital.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18That doctor walking past - he smiles every time he gets a text.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21That's a man with a secret he shouldn't be keeping.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24The woman in bed seven -

0:15:24 > 0:15:25her husband is working out how

0:15:25 > 0:15:28he can come over and chat me up without his wife seeing.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32Ravi, I've got your ECG results and they've come back normal.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- Great. When can I get out of here? - Not so fast, I'm afraid.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Since you've got tightening and pain in your chest, I'll have to order an echo.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Maybe tell your date to meet you another day.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42I'm sure he'll understand.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- When are you due?- Couple of months.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Make sure you don't neglect your partner.- Partner?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53No, it's anonymous donor 567.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Blond hair, a Mensa-level IQ and loves fly fishing.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59That's odd. I wouldn't have guessed.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01You don't give off that single vibe.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Right.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Maybe not so good at your job after all.- Mmm.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Why don't you like her?

0:16:10 > 0:16:11I do.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14No. There's something there.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23Dom? Hey. Was just coming to find you.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27Listen, I never did call you back all those months ago,

0:16:27 > 0:16:30and that was outrageously rude of me.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32You can always make it up to me.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35I'm not really looking for anything right now.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Tell me about Isaac. I need an in - something that'll win him over.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40I've got to start moving up in the world.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43You do realise we are in direct competition with each other?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Surely you're just making up the numbers.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49I mean, you should have done something like this years ago.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52You know what, Christian, even if I did have an in,

0:16:52 > 0:16:54maybe I don't want to give it away.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57You're not the only one who's looking to move up in the world.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- I'll pay. - Now you're just being ridiculous.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Then name your deepest desire.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Are you going to do this to all the candidates?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Christian?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I need this.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12You owe me for that chicken.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14Right, I don't this.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17OK, OK, OK.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19A little help here, please!

0:17:20 > 0:17:26Ravi. The echo has revealed a lump on your left lung.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29It means more tests, I'm afraid.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33Mainly a very thorough MRI - thoracic, abdominal and pelvic.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39A big lump?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Any lump would mean further tests.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48We'll try to rule out any other masses occurring with the MRI.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51I'll get you booked in as soon as possible.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59I could call someone - get them to come in.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02You must know there isn't anyone.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Like I'm going to place my trust in someone after what I do for a living.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Great. Just what I need.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15How long have you had this rash?

0:18:15 > 0:18:18It's nothing. In fact, it's actually getting better.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22Christian, you didn't just faint at the sight of my prodigious beauty alone.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25I'm fine. Really, I've always had sensitive skin.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Yeah, it's a little more than that. - I've had a few long shifts lately.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31I know it's silly, but sometimes I forget to eat or drink enough water.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Which would account for the fainting.- Look...about the fainting.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Isaac doesn't need to know about that, does he?

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- He works on this ward. - Well, there's nothing wrong with me.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Well, I'm going to do full bloods anyway.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Dom, I'm fine, I promise you. This doctor knows best.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Yeah, this doctor that's been ignoring a rash on his shin.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49OK, fine.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52But can we do it quickly. I need to nail that interview.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Oh, well. Let's just hope that the lab's not too busy today.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Wow. She stinks of it.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Of what? - Ambition. You need to watch her.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09I bet she'd do anything to get that research gig.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Just so you know, I hadn't forgotten you...

0:19:21 > 0:19:24forgotten that you were coming back today. It's on my calendar.

0:19:24 > 0:19:29I, um, wasn't expecting a trumpet fanfare on my arrival.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Damn, all those lessons for nothing!

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Anyway, um, it's good to be back.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39It's good to have you back.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44I don't suppose you fancy assisting later in theatre, do you?

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I've got a perforated ulcer on the duodenum.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48You do know how to show a girl a good time!

0:19:48 > 0:19:52Auntie Serena, have you told Bernie what happened between you and Robbie?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Robbie?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56I thought they were going to get back together.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59I also thought she loved you, but she obviously doesn't.

0:20:01 > 0:20:02I don't understand relationships.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Do you?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07They are very puzzling.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Are you enjoying your first day back?

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Oh, yes, yes, loving it. Every second.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17I like Bernie.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Why are you frowning?

0:20:18 > 0:20:19- I'm not.- You are.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21I can count the lines.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22One, two, three...

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Jason, please.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Have I said something wrong?

0:20:28 > 0:20:29I have, haven't I?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31I should get back to work.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Jason! Oh!

0:20:35 > 0:20:37So the good news is we didn't find any more lumps.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39That still leaves me with one.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Which we will remove.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Derwood. I study names, always a good icebreaker.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Yours means gatekeeper.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Does it really? I didn't know that. Did you?

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Solid, dependable, tucks you in safe at night.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55I like you.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58I'm concerned that the lining of your womb might be

0:20:58 > 0:21:01particularly thick and I'd like to take a look, if that's all right?

0:21:01 > 0:21:04That's a chat-up line I haven't heard before.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06We're thinking we could do both operations in theatre.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09- I'll remove the lump.- And I'll take a sample of the uterus wall.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Two experts for the price of one. - If you're in agreement, of course.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14You work together a lot?

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Operate in tandem? No.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19You should. You guys have great chemistry.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Great.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23- And by the way, Derwood?- Yes?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26I still like you, despite bad news.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29You need to work on your profiling. The man's a nightmare.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- Thank you.- Well, you are.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Oh, before you head off, we've got the wedding man remember?

0:21:36 > 0:21:39- Yeah, I hadn't forgotten. - You're going to be in theatre.

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Yeah, maybe we should cancel the op.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42It's just I know what it's like,

0:21:42 > 0:21:44there could be an emergency and you might have to stay longer.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46- SHE COUGHS:- Selfish.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48I will be there. I promise.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54This is nice. This is Isaac's research project.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58Ah, yes. Dr Copeland is trying to jump-start his career.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Taking it to dizzier heights, hopefully.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Well, it'll open doors for you.

0:22:04 > 0:22:05I hope it opens all of them.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Do you know what I've noticed?- Hmm?

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Silence is definitely not golden.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18No-one's commented on my hair today.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Well, not to your face.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Nicely dealt with.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28What is that?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30THIS is my folder of success.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32That's very impressive.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Let me have a look.- Ah!

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Who doesn't love a Pretty Woman moment?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Not asking much. Just, you know,

0:22:42 > 0:22:44a nice little comment about my hair would have been welcome.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Look, Sacha...

0:22:46 > 0:22:48No, it's fine, don't worry about it.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51What else would I expect?

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Dom.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Dom.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Oh, yes.

0:23:02 > 0:23:03Right.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Haemoglobin - low.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Albumin - low.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10So are you still going to tell me that this is something

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- to do with dehydration? - It's nothing.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Right. What other symptoms do you have?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- I don't have any other symptoms. - So you do.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Look, I think this is an inflammatory condition.

0:23:25 > 0:23:30- Yes, yes, it is and I've got it under control.- Really? How?

0:23:30 > 0:23:34- I've been taking loperamide to stop from losing fluids.- Loperamide?

0:23:34 > 0:23:37So you've been taking what my dad takes at Christmas to help him

0:23:37 > 0:23:39when he gets the squits.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45We both know that this is pyoderma gangrenosum.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48And if Isaac finds this out and that you've been this irresponsible

0:23:48 > 0:23:50with your own health, then you can kiss goodbye

0:23:50 > 0:23:52to the research position.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57- Look, I'm sorry if I'm being a bit blunt, but...- It's fine.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03But, listen, if I can't have the post, then I want you to get it.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09We've got to stop that woefully arrogant Jasmine.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11She's not all that bad.

0:24:11 > 0:24:15She's bad enough to trample all over you if she has to.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Now what you need, my friend, is a kill list.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21- A kill list?- Kill list.

0:24:23 > 0:24:24Aargh!

0:24:24 > 0:24:27- There we go.- Right, we're going to send you for an X-ray, Jason.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Though I think, looking at it, with any luck, it's a dislocation.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34- That's lucky?- At least you've managed to dodge a fracture, mate.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Will I have to have an operation?

0:24:35 > 0:24:37No, I doubt that very much.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40I'll be back as soon as I can, all right?

0:24:46 > 0:24:50So are you still OK to join me in theatre later?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Cleared my schedule.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Good, thank you.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00So the elephant in the room...

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Robbie's back on the scene, then?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05No, no, not really.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09Briefly. But I realised that...

0:25:09 > 0:25:12that it was a rather large mistake.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15You don't mind, do you?

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Mind?

0:25:17 > 0:25:19I was away.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21It's your life.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Nothing to do with me.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27Feel free to chuck in a cliche of your own whenever you feel like it.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30Right.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Well, I was just being polite.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Absolutely no need.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Ah. Someone prepping for their interview?

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Yeah, you know me. King of prep.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Listen, just so you know,

0:25:56 > 0:25:59I've got to be impartial with these interviews.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01I should hope so.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02Our...

0:26:02 > 0:26:05history shouldn't come into it.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Do you really think I would use that?

0:26:07 > 0:26:11No, absolutely not. I'm just saying, this is professional, not personal.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Just trying to smooth the way.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Well, consider me smoothed.

0:26:23 > 0:26:24Right.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28One kill list.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33There.

0:26:33 > 0:26:34I'm your first casualty.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36One down, four to go.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Now what?

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Look, I know I'm not exactly at my best...

0:26:42 > 0:26:45but what about that drink we never had?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Sure.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51I guess a little shandy wouldn't hurt.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52Great!

0:26:52 > 0:26:56OK, so I'm going to do some digging on this lot, see what I can find.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58In the meantime, you need to start getting devious.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Can you do devious, Dom?

0:27:01 > 0:27:05It's a little out of character, but I'll try.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Cometh the hour...

0:27:07 > 0:27:09cometh the assassin.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10OK.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15- How's it going?- Good.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Did you make it up with Inga?

0:27:19 > 0:27:22No, no, haven't had a second.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24It'll blow over.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26No comment.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Seriously?

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Can we just get on with it, if that's all right?

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Whatever you say, Mr Gatekeeper.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37OK, I've got hold of the tumour,

0:27:37 > 0:27:40I'm going to cut that bad boy right out.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43- Derwood?- Yep, I've got everything I need for the biopsy.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46- So I'm just going to...- It's OK, you only live round the corner.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49MACHINE BEEPS Hang on. Tumour's stuck to the chest wall.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51I can't see a thing. Suction?

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Can you see the source of the bleed?

0:27:53 > 0:27:55Still searching.

0:27:55 > 0:27:58- More suction. - That is very persistent.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01Yeah, well, maybe two pairs of eyes are better than one.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Lift it over.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07- Got it!- There!

0:28:08 > 0:28:11Right, going to need more suction, please, and a vascular clip.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Sorry.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15Thank you.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20You slippery little devil.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Go on, go on. You've got this.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Mo?

0:28:30 > 0:28:32Haemostatic control.

0:28:32 > 0:28:35We're going to need to put her on a chest drain.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Well... So that was a...

0:28:37 > 0:28:39Yeah. It certainly was.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47Thank you so much for agreeing to meet me.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50- Oh, do you want sugar? - No, I'm good, thanks.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53Right, I'm going to cut straight to the chase.

0:28:53 > 0:28:59Look, this can't go any further, but apparently the research position

0:28:59 > 0:29:02was already preordained, if you catch my drift.

0:29:02 > 0:29:06So, basically, we're all just here to make this whole process

0:29:06 > 0:29:09look democratic. Hospital politics and all.

0:29:09 > 0:29:14I mean, personally, I am pretty furious about the whole situation.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17So much so that I've just decided I'm not going to bother going to the interview.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19Well, I mean, maybe...

0:29:19 > 0:29:21Why don't we make a pact?

0:29:21 > 0:29:23Why don't we just both not show up?

0:29:23 > 0:29:26- OK, absolutely.- Yeah.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29That'll show them.

0:29:50 > 0:29:53OK, let's lift this liver.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56Pechinku.

0:29:56 > 0:29:57Bless you...?

0:29:57 > 0:30:00It's Ukrainian for liver.

0:30:00 > 0:30:01Very helpful.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04Just a shame we live in England and speak English.

0:30:04 > 0:30:08- You've got a tear. Yep. More packs, please.- What are you doing?

0:30:08 > 0:30:11- What does it look like? - We're not in the Somme now.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14Look, I'll pack it, we'll get lucky, it'll stop bleeding.

0:30:14 > 0:30:15No, we don't have time for that.

0:30:15 > 0:30:19Can I have some haemostatic glue, please? Quickly!

0:30:19 > 0:30:20This'll be fine.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27Thank you.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29Pleasure's all mine.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36That is outrageous!

0:30:36 > 0:30:38- Shh!- Look, I've got my friend Dominic here with me.

0:30:38 > 0:30:42Can you tell him what you just told me?

0:30:42 > 0:30:43Hello?

0:30:45 > 0:30:47Say that again?

0:30:47 > 0:30:50Hold on. He was caught drinking on duty.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52No wonder they wanted to hush that up.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55Look, would you be able to do me a favour?

0:30:55 > 0:30:59Would you be able to e-mail that report through

0:30:59 > 0:31:01to a Mr Isaac Mayfield, please?

0:31:02 > 0:31:04OK. Thanks. Bye-bye.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08- Boom. Cross him off.- Yes!

0:31:11 > 0:31:12Haven't had this much fun since...

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Well, pretty much ever.

0:31:16 > 0:31:20We do need to get serious now for a minute.

0:31:20 > 0:31:23Your results have come back for your other tests...

0:31:23 > 0:31:25and they're not great.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Dom, don't pull that face at me.

0:31:27 > 0:31:32There is a very strong indication that you have Crohn's disease.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35- I'm really sorry.- Don't be.

0:31:35 > 0:31:39Let's face it, it's hardly a huge surprise.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42Well, look, I can get you booked in for a colonoscopy to confirm

0:31:42 > 0:31:44as soon as it's possible.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47Wow. You must really like me.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50I'm just trying to be professional.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Liar.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02I am so going to get you back for that,

0:32:02 > 0:32:06after I've got the bunk bed, of course. I'll see you later, yeah?

0:32:06 > 0:32:08Inga?

0:32:09 > 0:32:11Hey.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16- What's all this? - Ignore me, I'm fine.

0:32:16 > 0:32:17It's a bit hard to ignore.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19No, really.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22Come on, talk to me. I am the curer of all ills.

0:32:24 > 0:32:25You'll just laugh.

0:32:27 > 0:32:28All clowns are serious on the inside.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35I feel like such an idiot.

0:32:37 > 0:32:39The wedding man just kept saying,

0:32:39 > 0:32:42"It would be best if your intended was here.

0:32:42 > 0:32:45"A marriage is about two people."

0:32:47 > 0:32:49But Derwood couldn't be bothered.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52- He was in theatre, I can vouch for that.- It's not about that.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56We had words, which you knew.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01We've hardly had any since.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Good or bad.

0:33:05 > 0:33:07He just doesn't seem to care.

0:33:07 > 0:33:11You're just having a bad day, all couples have them.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14How do I fix this, Mo?

0:33:15 > 0:33:19If you have any bright ideas, then I would love to hear them.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24You know him better than I do.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28How do I get Derwood back?

0:33:30 > 0:33:33Sorry, I've been waiting for interviewees that never showed up.

0:33:33 > 0:33:36Well, that's the "yoot" of today for you.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39Anyway, I have taken the liberty of booking a theatre slot.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41Not that I'm attempting to curry favour at all.

0:33:41 > 0:33:45- I get it, Dom. Professional all the way.- Exactly.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Christian?

0:33:47 > 0:33:49Temperatures high, pulse is racing.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51- BP at 90, 60.- Right.

0:33:51 > 0:33:53Feels like peritonitis. He must have perforated.

0:33:53 > 0:33:57- OK, so we need to get him for a scan?- No, we need to get moving.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59Clinical diagnosis is enough for now. Porter!

0:33:59 > 0:34:02- Why didn't you look after yourself? - I thought I was.

0:34:02 > 0:34:06- Where are you going to take me on our date?- Um...

0:34:06 > 0:34:09You can choose that. You can surprise me.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16And relax. And...

0:34:16 > 0:34:19- CRACK - Argh!

0:34:19 > 0:34:21There we go. All better.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23- It doesn't feel better. - You've been very brave.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27Do you want to check?

0:34:27 > 0:34:29No, I'm sure it's perfect.

0:34:29 > 0:34:33Right, good. Well, I've got to run.

0:34:33 > 0:34:36She shouldn't run in a hospital. It's dangerous.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38She'll be fine.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41- You're still frowning.- Am I?

0:34:41 > 0:34:44Shall I tell you a joke?

0:34:46 > 0:34:48Do you know what? I think I'd really like that.

0:34:52 > 0:34:55When the other candidates hear about this, they'll be jealous.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58What's left of them.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00How well do you know Christian?

0:35:00 > 0:35:02Not hugely. Why?

0:35:02 > 0:35:04You seem pretty close.

0:35:05 > 0:35:09We're going for a shandy. It's hardly a shotgun Vegas wedding.

0:35:11 > 0:35:15- Ah. Do you think he'll need a stoma?- You tell me.

0:35:15 > 0:35:19Well, in the McLendon's group study from Canada...

0:35:19 > 0:35:22- When did you go to Canada?- ..the stoma rate was 12% in perforated

0:35:22 > 0:35:26versus 2.8% in non-perforated Crohn's surgery.

0:35:26 > 0:35:27So you're thinking stoma?

0:35:27 > 0:35:30But, then again, Christian is young, the rest of his bowel

0:35:30 > 0:35:34looks relatively healthy - enough to withstand an anastomosis.

0:35:34 > 0:35:38And, if we were to hand sew, then the leak rate would be a lot lower.

0:35:38 > 0:35:40What do you think?

0:35:40 > 0:35:42I think anastomosis it is.

0:35:42 > 0:35:46Which I'd planned from the start, obviously.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48But I appreciate you keeping up-to-date

0:35:48 > 0:35:50with all the right literature.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Very...

0:35:52 > 0:35:53dedicated.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55Well, you know me.

0:35:58 > 0:35:59Clamp, please.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07- I'm still alive? - Alive and kicking.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10We've had your results back.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12The lump tested benign

0:36:12 > 0:36:15and you have also tested negative for endometrial cancer.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17So I'm...?

0:36:17 > 0:36:18In the clear.

0:36:26 > 0:36:28I really thought that...

0:36:29 > 0:36:32- Sorry. - It's all right, take your time.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38I really thought this was it.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41You'll have to stay in hospital for the next three days.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43You did cancel that date, right?

0:36:50 > 0:36:52Are you trying to read ME now?

0:36:52 > 0:36:54I was just thinking.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57It's a rare talent, to be able to read people.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00It's just a shame you have to read the bad things.

0:37:00 > 0:37:02That's the world I'm in.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06But you could put people together just as easily as you pull them apart.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09What's happened, Inga?

0:37:11 > 0:37:13It's what didn't happen.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19Inga...

0:37:20 > 0:37:22..I've got an idea.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27It's probably just nerves.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34Or something you ate or drank recently?

0:37:34 > 0:37:37OK, if you could just send in the next candidate, please?

0:37:42 > 0:37:45- Can I come in?- Please do.

0:37:46 > 0:37:49And, FYI, it's between you and Dom now,

0:37:49 > 0:37:52- which is convenient.- Don't look at me, I am not responsible.

0:37:52 > 0:37:53Are you sure about that?

0:37:53 > 0:37:56Yes, because I have been very busy with this.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58It's just odd that people should miss out on

0:37:58 > 0:38:01- such a golden opportunity.- Well, fortunately, I'm not one of them.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03As you will see, I'm the only one who's looked into

0:38:03 > 0:38:07your research project, and this is what I've come up with so far.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13- I see.- I mean, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

0:38:13 > 0:38:16- I really hope so. - Those are not mine.

0:38:16 > 0:38:18- Look...- I swear to you.

0:38:18 > 0:38:20You can read whatever you like, Jasmine.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22- So sneaky.- Shall we just start?

0:38:38 > 0:38:40There's no stoma bag.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42No. Not yet anyway.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47But you are now going to have to acknowledge your condition.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52I have prescribed you a course of prednisolone.

0:38:52 > 0:38:53Great.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55Steroids.

0:38:55 > 0:38:59I can watch my hair thin and my skin stretch from the added poundage.

0:39:00 > 0:39:05You will also need to undergo a course of immunological therapy.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08Which will put me out of action for months.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11That's exactly what I was trying to avoid.

0:39:11 > 0:39:12Ugly and useless.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15I wish I'd never met you, Copeland.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18Hey, come on now. Let's be positive.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23Hair weighs quite a lot.

0:39:23 > 0:39:27So what you're gaining in some areas, you'll be losing in others.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30And that is part of life's symmetry...

0:39:30 > 0:39:34and you're still the lovable toff you always were.

0:39:34 > 0:39:38See, that's what I'll be needing now - a whip-smart comeback.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40Yeah, you do need to work on that.

0:39:40 > 0:39:43I mean, look at me, I'm drowning in drink offers.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46Yeah.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48I was thinking about that.

0:39:50 > 0:39:52When you get that research post...

0:39:52 > 0:39:54If!

0:39:55 > 0:39:58..you're going to be too busy to get that shandy.

0:40:01 > 0:40:06I think, maybe, this was our moment.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11And I had a lot of fun.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13Didn't you?

0:40:13 > 0:40:16Apart from almost dying from colon complications, yeah.

0:40:16 > 0:40:18See?

0:40:18 > 0:40:20Whip-smart comebacks.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25Well, what about the 16th?

0:40:25 > 0:40:27Yeah?

0:40:27 > 0:40:29Great. OK, I'll see you then.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32No. Of course not. I won't tell anyone, Jac. OK. Bye-bye.

0:40:32 > 0:40:34INDISTINCT SHOUTING

0:40:34 > 0:40:37- Inga.- Sh!- Excuse me?

0:40:37 > 0:40:39SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:40:45 > 0:40:48# I feel it in my fingers... #

0:40:48 > 0:40:49Louder!

0:40:49 > 0:40:51# I feel it in my toes

0:40:54 > 0:40:57# Love is all around me

0:40:59 > 0:41:02# And so the feeling grows... #

0:41:02 > 0:41:07- Keep going.- I can't.- Will you sing? Sing! Come on! Get your...

0:41:07 > 0:41:08# It's written on the wings... #

0:41:08 > 0:41:09Come on, sing!

0:41:09 > 0:41:12# It's everywhere I go

0:41:12 > 0:41:14# Oh, yes, it is

0:41:14 > 0:41:17BOTH: # So if you really love me... #

0:41:17 > 0:41:20- You two! - ALL: # Come on and let it show... #

0:41:20 > 0:41:22Oh!

0:41:22 > 0:41:23Brilliant.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25Bosom buddies, huh?

0:41:25 > 0:41:27# You know I love you

0:41:27 > 0:41:30# I always will... #

0:41:30 > 0:41:32That song always cheers me up.

0:41:32 > 0:41:35OK. I've got a hypothetical case here.

0:41:36 > 0:41:40CT scans and all the relevant test results.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43I'd like you to take a look, please.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45OK.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53Are you just going to watch me?

0:41:53 > 0:41:55Probably.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58Is that a problem?

0:41:58 > 0:42:03No. It just makes me feel a bit frinkly, is all.

0:42:03 > 0:42:04"Frinkly"?

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Yeah, frinkly.

0:42:08 > 0:42:12Like when your teacher used to lean right over you during

0:42:12 > 0:42:13arts and crafts.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18Well...

0:42:18 > 0:42:21I'll try not to lean too far.

0:42:24 > 0:42:27I've booked you a follow-up appointment in two weeks' time,

0:42:27 > 0:42:30and we'd like you to come in for an annual check-up as well.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32Makes me sound like a car.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34We do MOTs as well.

0:42:34 > 0:42:35You've perked up.

0:42:37 > 0:42:39I won a battle today.

0:42:40 > 0:42:44Don't get complacent, Inga. This is one battle. There'll be more.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47- And I'll be ready. - Oh, fighting talk! I like it!

0:42:49 > 0:42:53So, if I do change my job and take up helping couples,

0:42:53 > 0:42:55I don't want to see you knocking on my door. Deal?

0:42:55 > 0:42:57Deal.

0:42:59 > 0:43:03- She's a sly fox.- What?- I had this feeling they were together.

0:43:04 > 0:43:05No...

0:43:05 > 0:43:09Blond hair, Mensa-level IQ, loves fly fishing.

0:43:09 > 0:43:10Oh!

0:43:10 > 0:43:13And you know what, even from here,

0:43:13 > 0:43:16I can tell they're going to be all right together.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19Oh, wow! Oh, my goodness...

0:43:21 > 0:43:23In theatre, I would take the IMV centrally.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25Why centrally?

0:43:25 > 0:43:27You just need to look at the European data.

0:43:27 > 0:43:29- I do?- Yep.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31They suggest an 11% decrease in the chance of recurrence

0:43:31 > 0:43:34over a period of five years - if you take it centrally.

0:43:34 > 0:43:36I never read that report.

0:43:36 > 0:43:37Well, there's a copy of it at home.

0:43:40 > 0:43:44Is what you do now? Study European data at night?

0:43:44 > 0:43:47- That and wax Sacha's legs. - You are living the life.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49Nearly got enough to stuff a pillow.

0:43:49 > 0:43:51In case anyone stays over?

0:43:53 > 0:43:55Is this still part of the interview?

0:43:58 > 0:44:00HE LAUGHS

0:44:00 > 0:44:01I don't know any more.

0:44:09 > 0:44:11Horrible, horrible man.

0:44:11 > 0:44:14- I don't know what you're talking about.- Want these back?- Ow!

0:44:14 > 0:44:19There's an article in one of them called Stabbed In The Back By My Colleague.

0:44:19 > 0:44:22Jasmine, you're smart. There will be plenty of other opportunities

0:44:22 > 0:44:24for you and the others.

0:44:24 > 0:44:27But this chance, this golden opportunity belongs to me.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29It just has to.

0:44:31 > 0:44:32Despicable you.

0:44:33 > 0:44:37- You all right?- Yeah. I think I can even go back to work now.

0:44:37 > 0:44:40I'd think twice about that if I were you.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42One thing I don't understand.

0:44:42 > 0:44:45Why did you get dressed up and put on lots and lots of make-up?

0:44:45 > 0:44:48That doesn't matter now. In fact there's only one thing that matters.

0:44:48 > 0:44:50And that's you. And do you know why?

0:44:50 > 0:44:55Because I am your auntie and you are my nephew and we don't need

0:44:55 > 0:44:57anyone else.

0:44:58 > 0:45:01As we all know, where there's a winner there's always, unfortunately, a loser.

0:45:02 > 0:45:07And despite the no-shows, the sudden illness,

0:45:07 > 0:45:09all the strange activity,

0:45:09 > 0:45:12I've managed to make a decision.

0:45:12 > 0:45:16Now, I don't want to let either of you down but I can't have

0:45:16 > 0:45:18two research assistants.

0:45:18 > 0:45:22So, basically, if you're up for it,

0:45:25 > 0:45:27Jasmine,

0:45:27 > 0:45:31you're about to embark on a very tough and demanding journey with me.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Wait, what?

0:45:34 > 0:45:35We start tomorrow.

0:45:35 > 0:45:38SHE GASPS AND LAUGHS

0:45:38 > 0:45:41It was close.

0:45:41 > 0:45:43Honestly, it was so close.

0:45:45 > 0:45:47Nice work, friend.

0:46:00 > 0:46:02Should I call a psych?

0:46:02 > 0:46:04HE SIGHS

0:46:04 > 0:46:05Hello. Sorry.

0:46:05 > 0:46:08You know, we do have to stop meeting like this.

0:46:08 > 0:46:10HE LAUGHS

0:46:10 > 0:46:12- Do you mind?- No, be my guest.

0:46:18 > 0:46:21There's an urban legend about this roof.

0:46:21 > 0:46:23Medics come up here to die?

0:46:23 > 0:46:26It's an elephant's graveyard.

0:46:30 > 0:46:33So, erm, professional elephant

0:46:33 > 0:46:35or personal elephant?

0:46:37 > 0:46:38That's tricky.

0:46:38 > 0:46:40Can I say both?

0:46:40 > 0:46:43Yes, absolutely you can say both.

0:46:43 > 0:46:44You?

0:46:46 > 0:46:48Personal.

0:46:50 > 0:46:51The one that got away?

0:46:54 > 0:46:55Very much The One.

0:46:55 > 0:46:58I don't know why they do this to us.

0:46:58 > 0:47:00Hm?

0:47:00 > 0:47:03Surely they must know that it's so much easier just to give us

0:47:03 > 0:47:04what we want.

0:47:04 > 0:47:07SHE CHUCKLES

0:47:07 > 0:47:08We're nice, good people!

0:47:08 > 0:47:11We're deeply attractive, and we don't smell.

0:47:11 > 0:47:13I don't.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17We're perfect.

0:47:17 > 0:47:20They're all just clearly mad.

0:47:23 > 0:47:25I don't suppose...

0:47:25 > 0:47:30- What? - You'd consider...turning?

0:47:30 > 0:47:33HE LAUGHS

0:47:33 > 0:47:36We're perfect. We'd be wonderful together.

0:47:36 > 0:47:39You do realise you would have to turn as well.

0:47:39 > 0:47:42- I'm game.- OK. Fair dos.

0:47:48 > 0:47:51I really like Serena.

0:47:55 > 0:47:57I really like Isaac.

0:47:59 > 0:48:02- So what's this called again? - Jansson's Temptation.

0:48:02 > 0:48:04Jansson's Temptation, eh?

0:48:05 > 0:48:09Well, it smells absolutely delicious and I'm tempted!

0:48:12 > 0:48:15Oh, and, by the way, I've booked the wedding man again.

0:48:21 > 0:48:24Mo was talking about her blond baby.

0:48:24 > 0:48:28Blond baby? No, it's a ginger baby.

0:48:30 > 0:48:34That's going to be some kid. No complexion and bright orange hair.

0:48:34 > 0:48:35Wow.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38She definitely said blond.

0:48:38 > 0:48:41No, it was ginger. I was there when she told me.

0:48:53 > 0:48:55Can I say I'm sorry?

0:48:55 > 0:48:59In a cuddly, let's-be-friends-again kind of way?

0:48:59 > 0:49:01Stop talking to my hair.

0:49:01 > 0:49:03I'm not, I'm not.

0:49:03 > 0:49:07I'm looking at your physicality,

0:49:07 > 0:49:10your stance, your manliness...

0:49:14 > 0:49:17- I look absolutely ridiculous, don't I?- Only from the scalp up.

0:49:18 > 0:49:21The rest of you is 100% to die for.

0:49:23 > 0:49:27This was meant to be the new me.

0:49:27 > 0:49:28What was wrong with the old you?

0:49:28 > 0:49:31Well, it was...old.

0:49:31 > 0:49:34There's nothing wrong with old. Old is hot.

0:49:39 > 0:49:43I went out to dinner with Essie, before my 50th.

0:49:44 > 0:49:48The waitress came over and said, what are you celebrating?

0:49:48 > 0:49:51And I said I've got a big birthday coming up.

0:49:51 > 0:49:54And she said, "Oh, what? Your 60th?"

0:49:55 > 0:49:57Well, I hope you didn't tip her.

0:50:02 > 0:50:04Do I look 60?

0:50:05 > 0:50:08A little. Only at the moment.

0:50:08 > 0:50:10Your hair looks younger than your face.

0:50:10 > 0:50:13And your face has gained more wrinkles since you've been

0:50:13 > 0:50:15worrying about your hair!

0:50:16 > 0:50:18Nice try. No, that's very...

0:50:18 > 0:50:20You should think about therapy.

0:50:20 > 0:50:23THEY LAUGH

0:50:29 > 0:50:30I didn't get the research post.

0:50:30 > 0:50:32Oh.

0:50:34 > 0:50:36- Who did he choose?- Guess.

0:50:36 > 0:50:40Pretty woman with her bulging folder and her puppy-dog eyes.

0:50:40 > 0:50:44- Yeah, I thought he might. - Cheers. Ever the visionary.

0:50:44 > 0:50:47You know it's my hair, it's enriched my brain.

0:50:47 > 0:50:49Please! It's not enriched anything!

0:50:49 > 0:50:52Well, I think you'll find, actually...

0:50:52 > 0:50:54Just to let you know. I might be moving on.

0:50:54 > 0:50:56DOOR CLOSES

0:50:56 > 0:50:59Again? You've only just got back.

0:50:59 > 0:51:02Ric's promised to look into getting me transferred.

0:51:04 > 0:51:06Jason?

0:51:06 > 0:51:08For Pete's sake. What's he doing?

0:51:09 > 0:51:12Look what we found. I understand now, Auntie Serena.

0:51:12 > 0:51:14I TOTALLY understand.

0:51:16 > 0:51:17What was he holding?

0:51:18 > 0:51:20It was a gift.

0:51:22 > 0:51:24From me to you.

0:51:27 > 0:51:30Spread your legs a bit then. Spread them further.

0:51:30 > 0:51:31Oh. Oh.

0:51:31 > 0:51:34WATER FLOWS

0:51:34 > 0:51:36Oh.

0:51:36 > 0:51:39WATER FLOWS

0:51:50 > 0:51:53Let's never have days like this ever again.

0:51:53 > 0:51:55GLASSES CLINK Never.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02You know what? I'm so glad that we're the three amigos again.

0:52:02 > 0:52:06Well, four, when Mo's little one comes along.

0:52:09 > 0:52:12You like the thought of that, then? Of a baby?

0:52:12 > 0:52:15Oh, yeah. I mean, who doesn't?

0:52:18 > 0:52:19Good.

0:52:20 > 0:52:23Then that makes what I've got to say so much easier.

0:52:26 > 0:52:29I did a test this morning, Derwood.

0:52:29 > 0:52:33I didn't know how to tell you, what with our little argument

0:52:33 > 0:52:36getting in the way, but now we're fine again.

0:52:38 > 0:52:40I can tell you.

0:52:43 > 0:52:44I'm pregnant.

0:52:48 > 0:52:50Oh, Inga!

0:53:00 > 0:53:02Come on then, let's ride this hog home.

0:53:05 > 0:53:07- Hi.- You OK?

0:53:07 > 0:53:10Yeah. Peachy. Always peachy.

0:53:12 > 0:53:16- Listen...- You don't need to explain. It's fine.

0:53:16 > 0:53:19Jasmine is an excellent choice.

0:53:19 > 0:53:23She's also eager to please and, hopefully, a bit easier to control.

0:53:24 > 0:53:27- And I'm not?- You are the man who sabotaged his rivals.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29That's terrible slander, Mr Mayfield.

0:53:31 > 0:53:34What did you put in his coffee? Laxative?

0:53:35 > 0:53:37You wound me.

0:53:37 > 0:53:39CAR ENGINE REVS

0:53:42 > 0:53:44Your ride's here.

0:53:44 > 0:53:46Yeah.

0:53:49 > 0:53:51New boyfriend?

0:53:51 > 0:53:54Boyfriend? God, no. He's straight as a die.

0:53:54 > 0:53:57Happens to be working this way for a couple of weeks.

0:53:58 > 0:54:00So just...friends?

0:54:00 > 0:54:03Yeah. Just a friend.

0:54:06 > 0:54:09You and Christian.

0:54:09 > 0:54:10That going anywhere?

0:54:10 > 0:54:12No.

0:54:12 > 0:54:14We had our time in the sun.

0:54:14 > 0:54:15Really?

0:54:15 > 0:54:17Really.

0:54:17 > 0:54:18CAR HORN BEEPS

0:54:18 > 0:54:22You better go. Good luck with the paper and the research.

0:54:22 > 0:54:25I really do hope it takes you places.

0:54:29 > 0:54:33The reason you didn't get the post is because

0:54:33 > 0:54:37I can't be in a relationship with my research assistant.

0:54:39 > 0:54:41I'd blow the grant,

0:54:41 > 0:54:46I'd ruin the project and mess up everything if I'd chosen you, Dom.

0:54:48 > 0:54:50Did I just hear you right?

0:54:50 > 0:54:52- Maybe my ears are a little bit wonky. But...- Yes.

0:54:54 > 0:54:56You did.

0:55:00 > 0:55:04- I'll call security. They'll have a spare...- No, wait.

0:55:04 > 0:55:06I haven't been entirely honest with you.

0:55:09 > 0:55:11Are you even listening?

0:55:11 > 0:55:12Absolutely.

0:55:15 > 0:55:18I should've just told you... Oh, forget it.

0:55:18 > 0:55:20You can't even bring yourself to look at me.

0:55:20 > 0:55:23No, no. I am. I'm looking.

0:55:28 > 0:55:31I like you. No, God...

0:55:31 > 0:55:33More than like you.

0:55:35 > 0:55:38I know I've messed things up, I've done the wrong things.

0:55:38 > 0:55:40I've said the wrong things.

0:55:40 > 0:55:45When I was in Ukraine, there was only one thing I could think about.

0:55:46 > 0:55:48And that was you, Serena.

0:55:50 > 0:55:52It still is.

0:55:52 > 0:55:53Right.

0:55:55 > 0:55:57So we pick up where we left off?

0:55:57 > 0:55:59I was all but begging you not to leave,

0:55:59 > 0:56:02in front of the entire ward, but you went off regardless.

0:56:02 > 0:56:06- I wanted to commit to you, I did. - And yet you still left.

0:56:06 > 0:56:10We've become such close friends.

0:56:13 > 0:56:18And I've destroyed too many friendships in my life,

0:56:18 > 0:56:21I...got scared.

0:56:24 > 0:56:26I didn't want to destroy ours.

0:56:28 > 0:56:33So all the texts and e-mails that I sent.

0:56:33 > 0:56:36You responded to with radio silence?

0:56:40 > 0:56:42I was rubbish, I know.

0:56:46 > 0:56:47I'm sorry.

0:56:49 > 0:56:53Well, I'm hoping something has changed then.

0:56:53 > 0:56:55Me. I've changed.

0:56:57 > 0:57:01II don't want that horrible, empty,

0:57:01 > 0:57:05lonely feeling ever again.

0:57:13 > 0:57:16What's he doing?

0:57:17 > 0:57:19I believe he's playing cupid.

0:57:19 > 0:57:24How's that...working for him?

0:57:24 > 0:57:27Not very well, given that you're leaving again.

0:57:30 > 0:57:32I won't.

0:57:34 > 0:57:37If you give me a reason to stay.

0:57:37 > 0:57:38Will this do?

0:57:38 > 0:57:42- Auntie Serena.- Ignore him. - I've lost the key.