Episode 1

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0:00:42 > 0:00:44'So, in last week's blog,

0:00:44 > 0:00:47'I promised I'd post up the current pregnant "no" list.'

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Diane Manning?

0:00:50 > 0:00:53'Let's start with the two biggies - it's a no to cigarettes

0:00:53 > 0:00:57'and a no to alcohol. But did you also know it's a no to caffeine?

0:00:57 > 0:01:01'No to drugs, except prescribed by a doctor.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02'No diet drinks, no energy drinks.'

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Sorry, have I missed my appointment? - No, it's all right.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09I managed to swap you with another one of my ladies - you're next in, OK? Did you get it off?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12'No cocoa. No chocolate - it contains caffeine.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16'No high heels, no tight clothing,

0:01:16 > 0:01:18'no hot baths, no saunas,

0:01:18 > 0:01:22'no sun beds, no spray tans, no foot spas, no highlights...

0:01:23 > 0:01:27'No unpasteurised juice, no green tea - in fact, no red-hot drinks.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30'No soft cheese, no pate,

0:01:30 > 0:01:33'no raw eggs, no shellfish,

0:01:33 > 0:01:36'no luncheon meat, no liver...

0:01:36 > 0:01:40'So now I'd like to suggest some other "no's" while you're pregnant.

0:01:40 > 0:01:45'Like...no to washing-up, no cleaning the loo, no cooking,

0:01:45 > 0:01:48'ironing, tidying up.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52'Oh, yeah, and it's a big no to the arsey receptionist

0:01:52 > 0:01:54'putting you on hold for half an hour

0:01:54 > 0:01:57'when you're on the phone to the gas board or the council.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58'I have noticed though

0:01:58 > 0:02:01'that more people tend to smile at me now I'm pregnant.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05'I expect that's because I'm fatter than them.'

0:02:06 > 0:02:09That's all for now, love to know what you think -

0:02:09 > 0:02:12post me a message, this is Kim signing off.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Susie! 15AndFrightened has left me another message...

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Susie!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25She's so sweet - she's petrified, poor thing.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28She hasn't told a soul she's pregnant...

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Really?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31You're not interested, are you?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33No, I'm not.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34We've got a son who didn't let us know

0:02:34 > 0:02:37last night was his parents' evening at school.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Yes, I thought we said we'd go up to the school...

0:02:39 > 0:02:41You must've known it was his parents' evening.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45I'm part-time and I've no idea what goes on in year ten.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49Well, maybe he didn't tell us cos he thought we wouldn't be interested.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50What's that supposed to mean?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Mr Wilson has simply been building a business to provide

0:02:56 > 0:02:58the lifestyle for his wife and two children.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01He's put both his son and daughter through private school...

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- I didn't even WANT them to go to private sch...- ..trust funds, they're shareholders

0:03:05 > 0:03:07in the business and they continue to live in the family home.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Nobody is questioning what Mr Wilson has provided for this family, that's not the issue here.

0:03:11 > 0:03:16My client just wants a share of the recruitment business that she has helped build over the past 23 years.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19What SHE'S helped build?! She's not getting one penny piece of my business!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21It's not just your business, Ray - I sunk everyth...

0:03:21 > 0:03:24She's ruined this family, torn it apart. She's an embarrassment.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28To me, to her son, to her daughter, to all of the family.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- What's she done? Nothing but cause... - Just let me handle this, Ray -

0:03:31 > 0:03:33let's just calm down.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Cos I don't like being called a slag in front of people

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- I have known for a very long time! - What do you expect!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Mr Wilson earns in excess of £180,000 a year,

0:03:40 > 0:03:43he has investments of over £2 million, properties,

0:03:43 > 0:03:45a considerable pension, the company made profits of...

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Yes, I have all the figures here in front of me.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- She's a disgrace to the family, and to the company name. - If I can just speak...

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Are you all right, Mrs Wilson? - Yeah, I'm fine.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I've just got a bit of trapped...

0:03:57 > 0:03:58It's indigestion, it's...

0:03:58 > 0:04:00She's playing the sympathy card.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03I'm not sure you should be drinking all of that in your condition.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07- It's because I'm in this condition that I've got...- Can we get back to what we're here for?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10I'm parked in the multistorey and it's costing a fortune.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13It'll cost you a good deal more if you don't let me speak.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19Now, I understand that Mrs Wilson received a salary of £46,000

0:04:19 > 0:04:24per year from Best Endeavour Ltd, before the relationship broke down?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- And a car. - Yeah, which you took back.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Too right I did. Why should I pay for that drugged-up dick-brain

0:04:29 > 0:04:31to drive a car while he's shagging my wife?

0:04:31 > 0:04:34He can't drive, he doesn't take drugs and I am not your wife.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37..big bastard belly. None of the family want to see her ever again.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Yeah, because you made out like I'd wrecked this wonderful marriage...

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- You have!- When you know as well as I do that this marriage has been a complete bloody sham for years.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47We didn't even sleep in the same bed!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- That's cos you moved into the spare room! - One at a time, please!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52You brought nothing to this relationship, Ray, other than money.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55And God knows you were tight enough with that.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- You didn't love me, Ray - I'm not sure you even liked me. - How do you know?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Because of the way you spoke to me.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Listen, I was a successful businesswoman before I ever met you.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07I had a good job,

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I had my own home with a small mortgage and a decent car -

0:05:10 > 0:05:13what have I got now? Nothing! Except for two children who don't...

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Who hate you.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21I'm sorry.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I can't do this. I don't want anything.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28You can keep your bloody money, keep your business,

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I don't want a bloody thing.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35The last time I had a scan I was 12 weeks pregnant

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- and the week after, I lost the baby. - Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41It's all right, it were eight years ago, I'm over it now.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44But that's why I refused my 12 and 20-week scan.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48I see. It was probably just a coincidence, it might not have been anything to do with the ultrasound.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51I just didn't want to take the risk. I've read things about it

0:05:51 > 0:05:54and you don't really know what the long-term effect is, do you?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Well, we've been scanning pregnant woman for quite a few years now.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59We feel that it's the best way to monitor that

0:05:59 > 0:06:01everything's on course and there's no complications.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04My mum didn't have a scan when she had me or my sister...

0:06:04 > 0:06:06If you could just stop talking for a minute...

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Sorry.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Sorry, I'm just really nervous.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Is everything all right?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15If you could just keep really still

0:06:15 > 0:06:16and quiet.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Oi! What the bloody hell are you doing?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37You need an 'ard hat on in here!

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Oh, sorry, sorry. I'm Rick, Rick Manning. Are you Mr Forbes?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Aye.- Yeah - I'm Rick, sorry, I'm from the Job Centre!

0:06:43 > 0:06:47They said they'd phoned you to let you know I was comin'. I had to get two buses.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49I'm looking for an apprentice.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51I thought they were sending a lad.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Yeah.- How old are ya?

0:06:53 > 0:06:55I'm 37, but I'm a fast learner, right?

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I've just been made redundant and I need to get some cash in,

0:06:59 > 0:07:00you know, I've got kids.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02I can't help you, mate.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05I can't take you on, it wouldn't be right.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06You need a proper job.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09I had a proper job, I was - I was a printer, right, and I got laid off

0:07:09 > 0:07:10and...

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I'm on Job-seeker's...

0:07:14 > 0:07:16I've been for 19 interviews,

0:07:16 > 0:07:17this'll be me twentieth.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20I'm going to lose me house if I don't get summat soon, so...

0:07:26 > 0:07:29I'll make the tea, I'll sweep the floor.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34- I'll do anythin'.- I'm sorry, mate, I wish I could help.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- I can't help you. - No, it's...

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- You'd better get off-site.- OK.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Good luck, eh? - Cheers, mate.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Are you with anybody? Your husband or...

0:07:54 > 0:07:58No...no. He's at work. I didn't tell him I had to have this scan cos I didn't want him taking time off.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01He's going to need all the time off he can get after I've had the baby!

0:08:01 > 0:08:02My mam's picking the kids up...

0:08:02 > 0:08:07- I thought this was your first baby. - It's my first biological baby.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09We tried for two years after my miscarriage

0:08:09 > 0:08:11and then we decided to adopt.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Is everything all right?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Yeah, everything's fine.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18I just keep thinking, you know - with me being that bit older...

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Most of our mothers are in their thirties these days.- Yeah,

0:08:21 > 0:08:24I go to Parentcraft class and a few of the mothers are my age, actually.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26In fact, one of them is in her forties,

0:08:26 > 0:08:29but she had an amniocentesis. They offered me one,

0:08:29 > 0:08:32but I didn't see the point, cos I were going to have it anyway.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36We've been trying for a baby for ten years, ever since we got married.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38I had an exploratory and they found out I had a tilted womb

0:08:38 > 0:08:42and damaged tubes so I had an operation, but that didn't work.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Then we had IVF, but that didn't work, either...

0:08:44 > 0:08:47So you see this is, um... This is our little miracle.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Miracles, plural.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53What?

0:08:53 > 0:08:54It's twins.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57No way!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01There you go,

0:09:01 > 0:09:02that's your second baby.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Oh, my God.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09'That's why you're bigger than you should be for 35 weeks.'

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Hiya, it's me...

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Ring me when you get this message, will you?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Hang on a minute - where's the car?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Er... I'll phone you back, love,

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I can't remember where I put the car!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Excuse me, love, I know I'm a bit jelly-brained,

0:09:37 > 0:09:40but I could've swore I parked my car there.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Blue Picasso? Reg LE59 FNW?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Yeah, that's right.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Garage came to tow it away. - Garage? What garage?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52I don't know, love, they had official papers and everything.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55There you go.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I'm sorry, there were nowt I could do.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Hiya, Miss Hall.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Hiya, Rosie.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Who's that?

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Rosie Hutchinson, I talk to her in the playground sometimes.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28She's a bit of a loner, her mother died of breast cancer last year

0:10:28 > 0:10:31and she's been piling weight on ever since.

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Maybe she's just comfort eating.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Yeah. I can't believe how she's changed, and it's such a shame

0:10:35 > 0:10:38cos some of the kids tease her... There he is.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Oh, God - what're you doing here? - That's not a very nice way to talk to your mother.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46I'll catch you up, mate. I'm off to footie with Marcus.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50- Yeah, I know - we're come to see your teacher.- Seeing as you didn't tell us it was parents' evening

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- last night.- I forgot. - Well, Mrs Somersby rang me

0:10:52 > 0:10:53and we made an appointment.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Right, well, don't go sayin' anything embarrassing.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58- Like what?- Leave it, Kim - we'll talk about it later.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Talk about what? - We'll see you at home.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02I'm off to me dad's after t'game.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06- All right, well, we'll pick you up from your dad's, then. - Right, whatever.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08You shouldn't let him talk to you like that.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh, it's all right.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Is your mam and Miss Hall lezzers?

0:11:12 > 0:11:16What?! No, are you mental? They're just mates.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19I just wondered if everything was all right at home?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Yeah, everything's fine.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Cos he really doesn't seem himself lately,

0:11:24 > 0:11:27he's much more withdrawn in the class and then

0:11:27 > 0:11:31the opposite in the playground - argumentative and aggressive.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32I wasn't sure if you knew,

0:11:32 > 0:11:35but he's been on detention twice for fighting.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38- No?- Jude? - It's just not the Jude we know.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- How is he with the pregnancy? - He never says anything.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44No, he never talks about his home life at school, either

0:11:44 > 0:11:47and I don't know if that's a conscious decision

0:11:47 > 0:11:49because he's uncomfortable with the situation, or...

0:11:49 > 0:11:52I don't know why, because Kim's been in his life

0:11:52 > 0:11:55since he were 11, I mean, he thinks of her as his other mum.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57I'm not sure he does, Susie...

0:11:57 > 0:12:02And according to this, he'd just like us both to be eaten by Mutant Zombies and go live with his dad.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Yeah, sorry about that, his creative writing seems to...

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Say it like it is.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Look, there's definitely something troubling him.- Hmm.

0:12:12 > 0:12:17Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies?

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Don't walk past us, you'll upset Sean. He really fancies you.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22- Leave off.- He's a bit of a chubby-chaser on the quiet.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Ignore him. - What've you got in there?

0:12:24 > 0:12:28Give me it back! Stop it, I mean it. I'll tell my dad... Just give me it back!

0:12:28 > 0:12:31I bet you've got some sweets and chocolate. Maybe some doughnuts.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Ah, look!

0:12:33 > 0:12:36She's drawn a love heart on the front of her book.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Only...she's crossed his name out.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Who is it? - Give her her bag back, you moron.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43You can tell us who it is. Is he a fat bastard, like you?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45I bet he is.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Mr Juggernaut!

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Aw, look who's gonna cry.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Look, ignore him, it's cos he's got a small dick.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55What did you say?

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Rosie!

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Rosie!

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Rosie!

0:13:20 > 0:13:22DOG BARKS

0:14:49 > 0:14:50I'm home!

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Oh, I know, I can smell you.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Take your clothes off before you come in here.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Bloody hell.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59How can you smell it? I haven't even got in the room.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01What are you laid on the floor for?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04I can't get any of my shoes on, my feet have gone up two sizes.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07You'll have to ask your sister to lend me some of hers.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Oh, that smell's making me feel sick.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12I'm sorry, what can I do? I work in a restaurant, we use spices.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14I brought you some scented flowers.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15You'll have to get in the shower,

0:15:15 > 0:15:18and put your clothes in t'machine and clean your teeth.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21I have to go back this evening, Sal's cut his finger.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22He's had to have stitches in it.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25You can't go back, we've got Parentcraft tonight.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28It's the delivery suite visit and I've got to see it.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30I can't go on my own, I'm too ill.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32You're not ill, baby, you're pregnant.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Er, you try carrying this around all day and tell me you don't feel ill.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38I've got back ache, swollen feet, constant heartburn,

0:15:38 > 0:15:41and three piles the size of Victoria plums, and pains everywhere.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Not pains, sweetheart.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Yes, pains! Give me your hand.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47- You don't think you're going into labour?- I don't know!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49How am I supposed to know? This is my first.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52No it can't be, not yet, I've got another six weeks to go.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54And then we'll have our beautiful baby.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59Here I come...

0:16:02 > 0:16:03SHE GAGS

0:16:03 > 0:16:07Now go and clean your teeth and gargle with that mouthwash!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Dev.- What?

0:16:12 > 0:16:17I do love you, and I know I'm a pain...

0:16:17 > 0:16:20but it's not for much longer, yeah?

0:16:20 > 0:16:21PHONE RINGS

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Ooh, that'll be Diane calling and checking we're coming in tonight.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Hey, what you doing?

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Jas's phone, hello?

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Who is it?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Hello?

0:16:32 > 0:16:33No idea. It must've been a wrong number.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Don't leave your clothes on the bedroom floor,

0:16:40 > 0:16:42and call and tell them you can't come in tonight.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11How did it go?

0:17:11 > 0:17:12He was his usual vile, arrogant self.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Sorry. I should've come with you.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16No, no, no, no.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18I shouldn't have let you go on your own.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20No, no. I didn't want you to, it would have just made him worse.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22I got terrible wind and indigestion,

0:17:22 > 0:17:26it must have been that hummus. I couldn't concentrate on anything.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29All I could think about was getting out of that room.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Anyway, I've decided I'm just going to walk away from it all.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32What do you mean?

0:17:32 > 0:17:35He can have the business, I don't want it.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37But you started it, you helped build it...

0:17:37 > 0:17:40And I can start again, once the baby's born.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42What about the house?

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Well, it's my kids' home. I can't make him sell it.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48But that's not fair, why should he have it all when you're...?

0:17:48 > 0:17:52Because I've got you, and you're all I want,

0:17:52 > 0:17:53you and our baby.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Did you show her the paintings? - Yeah.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01Did she like them?

0:18:01 > 0:18:03She wasn't too keen on Love in Embryo,

0:18:03 > 0:18:05but she liked Bridges in Sunlight.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08That's fantastic - how much is she going to buy it for?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10She doesn't buy it, she exhibits it.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12But it will sell, won't it?

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Maybe.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14Oh, it will.

0:18:14 > 0:18:19If I liked it and was willing to pay for it, others definitely will.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23Shit, the painting, your painting.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24It's in the living room.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27He's never going to let me have it. I'll never see it again.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29- I'll get it back for you.- How?

0:18:30 > 0:18:33I don't know, I'll think of something.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34I need a drink.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Do you want a glass of water? - No, I want a proper drink.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38I want a large gin and tonic.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40But you're not supposed to...

0:18:41 > 0:18:44All right, then, I'll have a large glass of wine.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46- Are you sure? - Yes!

0:18:46 > 0:18:49I've just walked away from the best part of three million quid,

0:18:49 > 0:18:51I've got no idea how we're going to live -

0:18:51 > 0:18:53I need something, I tell you.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58This is the third message I've left you.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01This is important, I need to talk to you!

0:19:02 > 0:19:04I'm at your work now, heading inside.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06You're going to have to keep your phone on you, love.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09I could go into labour any time and if you want to see your baby born,

0:19:09 > 0:19:12I'm going to have to be able to get a message to you.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14All right, I'm coming in now.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Hello, love, how are you?!

0:19:43 > 0:19:46My God, look at the size of you.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49How nice to see you.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Rick told us you were pregnant,

0:19:51 > 0:19:55how lovely is that after all those years trying?

0:19:55 > 0:19:56I know, I couldn't believe it.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58You look ready to drop, sweetheart.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00I'm only 35 weeks, but...

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Oh, you won't go full term, never in a million years.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Well, I hope it goes all right for you.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08I'm just here till the end of the month

0:20:08 > 0:20:10and then I'll be down the road drawing me pension.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11Can I get you a cup of tea?

0:20:11 > 0:20:14No, if you'll just let Rick know I'm here.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Rick? He doesn't work here any more, love.

0:20:18 > 0:20:19What?

0:20:19 > 0:20:22He left, it must be about five months ago now,

0:20:22 > 0:20:24nine of 'em made redundant.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Hasn't he told you?

0:20:26 > 0:20:29He must have.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Sorry. Yeah, of course he's told me.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36It's just me.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Talk about jelly brained.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42I forgot. He's working with his dad.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44I'm glad he got something,

0:20:44 > 0:20:47cos I was worried about him, having a young family and that.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48It's hard out there.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52My nephew's been looking for a job for over a year, bless him.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56Used to be 68 staff out there and now there's 22.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59It's iPads and the internet, they're killing the printing trade.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03All I can say is I'm glad I'm not just starting out.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Are you all right, love?

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Do you want to sit down?

0:21:07 > 0:21:09That's it.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14- RECORDED VOICE:- You have three new messages.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16'The loan company's taken our car.'

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Oh, shit!

0:21:17 > 0:21:20'They must have followed me to the hospital. What is going on?

0:21:20 > 0:21:22'Ring me.'

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Next message.

0:21:24 > 0:21:25'Hi, it's me again.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27'This is the third message I've left you.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30'I'm outside your work now, heading inside.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31No, no, no, no.

0:21:31 > 0:21:32Message deleted.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Oh, no. Shit.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39I can't do this. Can I go and watch the telly?

0:21:39 > 0:21:43No, love, you can't watch TV till you've done your homework.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Hello, only me!

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Our Diane's been trying to get hold of you.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Oh, yeah - me phone just died.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54She sounded upset, something about car going missing.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Oh, er, she just, you know, she forgets where she's parked it.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Can you ring her? Use the house phone.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Oh, no, no, I've spoke to her, I've spoke to her.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Sammy, your daddy's here!

0:22:03 > 0:22:05I got a gold star for my story.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Good boy! Have a good day at school?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Mm-hm.- You all right, love?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11You're going to have to help her with her homework.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13I can't do fractions, I never could.

0:22:13 > 0:22:14Nana said you had to turn

0:22:14 > 0:22:15the numbers upside down.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19I'm sure that's what they taught me. Well, something like that anyway.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22It's probably all changed nowadays, though.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25I haven't fed them. They didn't want me stew and dumplings.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Ah, it's no problem, it's fine. Thanks for picking 'em up.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Shall we go? - How did she go on at the hospital?

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Oh, she hasn't gone to the hospital,

0:22:31 > 0:22:34she was just meeting some of the girls in town from Parentcraft.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36She told me she had to have a scan

0:22:36 > 0:22:38cos the midwife thought she were bigger than she should be.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39First I've heard of it.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42She said she weren't having a scan after what happened last time.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45That's what she told me. She's definitely bigger than I was.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47She's bloody massive.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50I dunno, I dunno. Right then, shall we go?

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Look, apple, come on.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55- Say thank you.- Thank you.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Come on, then, let's go.- OK, bye.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00All right, thanks very much again, thanks for taking them home.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01- All right, OK.- Bye, Nana.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Bye-bye, see you tomorrow. - See you.- Bye.- Bye now.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08Go on, Jude.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Go on, Jude, tackle him. Get stuck in!

0:23:11 > 0:23:13That's it. Turn and face, then, turn and face.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Hiya, what are you doing here?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20I thought he was staying for tea and I was dropping him off later.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Yeah, I need to talk to him, spend a bit of time with him.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24We've been having a few problems.

0:23:24 > 0:23:25Oh, aye, like what?

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Oh, just at school, it were parents evening and he didn't tell us

0:23:28 > 0:23:30and he's been a bit distant at home.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33We were wondering if you wanted to come to Parentcraft with me?

0:23:33 > 0:23:36I'd love to but it's a bit difficult. I promised Jude...

0:23:36 > 0:23:38I need to get him to open up a bit.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40I can have a word with him if you like,

0:23:40 > 0:23:43see if there's anything troubling him.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45- Might be easier for him to talk to me.- He's my son.- He's my son too.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Yeah, but that weren't part of the deal.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Excuse me, what exactly was the deal I signed up to, Susie?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52- Sorry, I didn't mean that. - It was never really that clear.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Am I supposed to just provide you and Kim with matching babies

0:23:55 > 0:23:57- and just piss off?- No! Nobody expects that, Neil.

0:23:57 > 0:24:02I want you to come to Parentcraft with me cos I see you as a parent.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06This baby is your baby as much as it's mine,

0:24:06 > 0:24:09and we want you to be part of...

0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Yes! Good lad!- Fantastic!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Good lad!

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Dad, did you see that? Did you see that?!

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Yeah, I saw it. Good lad.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20What did he do?

0:24:20 > 0:24:23- What's Mum doing here? - He scored a goal.

0:24:23 > 0:24:24Oh, right.

0:24:25 > 0:24:30All right, if I go with Kim, who's going to explain it to Jude?

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Me.

0:24:32 > 0:24:33I promised him a burger.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36- All right, I'll take him for a burger.- All right, then.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Go on, Jude! Kick the ball!

0:24:43 > 0:24:45SHE CHEERS

0:24:47 > 0:24:49WOMAN GROANS ON TV

0:24:49 > 0:24:51'Feel it coming again, feel it coming, ready,

0:24:51 > 0:24:53'push as hard as you can...'

0:24:53 > 0:24:54WOMAN SCREAMS

0:24:55 > 0:24:59'Brilliant. And again, deep breath in, deep breath in.

0:24:59 > 0:25:03'Push down hard into your bottom. Go on. Good girl, that's it.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04'Keep it going.'

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Rosie! What's that bloody noise?

0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Sorry if I had it on too loud, it's...- What are you watching?

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Just something I recorded. It's all right, I'll watch it later.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Is there any tea?

0:25:15 > 0:25:19There's a pie and chips in oven. Are you working tonight?

0:25:19 > 0:25:23Huh? Yeah, yeah, I'm taking another load down to Southampton.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25I was thinking I might go to me mate's house later on.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28- What mate?- Shannon - she's in my year at school,

0:25:28 > 0:25:30we're doing a project together.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- I want you back in this flat by half-nine do you hear?- Yeah.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34What's that?

0:25:36 > 0:25:37Me mam's dressing gown.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41I thought I told you to take all that stuff down to the charity shop.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Yeah, well, I wanted to keep this, it smells of her.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51I rang and told you. We might have to miss a couple of payments

0:25:51 > 0:25:54till I get myself turned round. The bloke said he'd write it

0:25:54 > 0:25:55on our file.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Listen. Listen to me. Listen, the thing is, I need the car.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01I've got kids, my wife's pregnant.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Right.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07OK, so if I can get the outstanding payments to you,

0:26:07 > 0:26:08can I get the car back?

0:26:10 > 0:26:14No, yeah, I've got a set of keys and my wife's got a set. Why?

0:26:18 > 0:26:21I won't put them in the bleeding post. You can piss off.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23- What's happened to the car? - Nothing.- You cross, Dad?

0:26:23 > 0:26:25No, I'm all right, don't worry.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29- I'm starving, Dad, can we have a pizza?- No.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31We never have pizza any more.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32It's not fair.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Yeah, well, you'll soon learn life ain't fair, son.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36I've got my Brownie money from last night.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Mum didn't ask for it back after it was cancelled.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41- Listen...- And Nana gave me £2 for getting a gold star at school.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43What if your mum's made something to eat?

0:26:43 > 0:26:46She won't have cos Nana told her we were having stew.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50- Please, Dad!- Please! Please. - Pretty please.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51- Please. Please.- Please, Dad.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Please, please, Dad.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55We'll only get one pizza. We'll share it.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Please, please, please, please. No drinks.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Come on, come on, just don't tell your mum. She'll kill me.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Right go on, go through.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Sit down quietly, all right?

0:27:12 > 0:27:14You all right?

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Hiya, mate.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Can I get you anything while you look at the menu?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19I know what I want - a pepperoni pizza and a Coke.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Hawaiian pizza, curly fries, and a lemonade, please.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24And for you, sir?

0:27:26 > 0:27:30Erm, erm, I'm all right, actually. Can I just get, erm...

0:27:30 > 0:27:32just a glass of tap water?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Yeah, that's fine, yeah. You sure? All right, coming right up.

0:27:35 > 0:27:36Thanks, man.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Oi!

0:27:38 > 0:27:41How am I supposed to pay for that?

0:27:41 > 0:27:42- BOTH:- Sorry.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Just stay there a second.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01Where are you going?

0:28:01 > 0:28:03I'm just going to get some money out of the hole in the wall.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Sam, stay with your sister, all right?

0:28:41 > 0:28:42Shit.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Can I help you?

0:29:09 > 0:29:10Yeah, I hope so.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18I'm really sorry to do this, but I need you to empty everythin'

0:29:18 > 0:29:20you've got in that till into a cash bag and give it to me.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22If you press any alarms or let anybody know,

0:29:22 > 0:29:24I'm going to press this button.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27Right, this button, which is attached to seven sticks of dynamite

0:29:27 > 0:29:28under this jacket.

0:29:28 > 0:29:31Enough to blow you, me and whole of this building sky-high.

0:29:31 > 0:29:32Right now I'm not bothered either way,

0:29:32 > 0:29:36cos believe me I'm in deep shit, right, so if you want to live,

0:29:36 > 0:29:40I suggest you start putting the money in a bag now.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42We don't carry very much in the till,

0:29:42 > 0:29:43I think there's only about £2,000.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45Just put everythin' you've got in that bag.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48Everything you've got.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!

0:29:50 > 0:29:51OK come on, that's fine, that's fine.

0:29:51 > 0:29:53- Now, now, now!- That's it.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56OK, thank you. Thank you very much.

0:29:56 > 0:29:59Now, look, I am really sorry to have done this to you.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01I wouldn't have done it if I hadn't have been desperate, OK?

0:30:01 > 0:30:04I'm sorry. Will you be all right?

0:30:04 > 0:30:05I think so.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08Right, I'm going to...I'm going to go.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11Just please don't press any alarms or...

0:30:11 > 0:30:12Oh, sorry. I'm sorry, OK?

0:30:12 > 0:30:13I'm sorry.

0:30:21 > 0:30:22Oh, my...

0:30:27 > 0:30:30You all right, you all right? How's your pizza?

0:30:30 > 0:30:33- All right?- Where've you been?

0:30:33 > 0:30:36I told you, to get some money out of the bank.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39Right, come on, who's going to give me a slice of pizza?

0:30:39 > 0:30:40SIRENS WAIL

0:30:40 > 0:30:43Look, Dad, something must've happened.

0:30:43 > 0:30:44Eh? Oh, yeah.

0:30:47 > 0:30:51Right, let's, er, let's take this pizza away, shall we?

0:30:51 > 0:30:55Your mum's going to be wanting to see where you are anyway.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58Listen, mate, I've left some money on the table, pal. All right?

0:30:58 > 0:30:59Right, yeah.

0:30:59 > 0:31:01Hey, come on, let's go, go, go. Come on, quickly.

0:31:01 > 0:31:04Let's go, let's go. Right, go on, let's go, go, go.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09Hiya. Susie, Parentcraft. Kim's partner.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry, I didn't recognise ya. Yeah.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15- This is my son Jude. - Hiya, Jude, all right, mate?

0:31:15 > 0:31:17- These are yours? - Yeah, these are my two.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Hello, hello! How's Diane?

0:31:19 > 0:31:22Yeah, she's, you know, getting bigger, crankier.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Well, I'll probably see you down there, won't I?

0:31:24 > 0:31:26No. No, er, Neil's going with Kim tonight.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28He's the baby's dad so, er...

0:31:28 > 0:31:30I might see you next week.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32Yeah, yeah, be good, yeah.

0:31:32 > 0:31:34Come on, we've got to go cos we're late, so... See ya!

0:31:34 > 0:31:35Nice to see ya.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37Come on, quickly, quickly.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Diane!

0:33:00 > 0:33:02We're home, love!

0:33:02 > 0:33:05You've left the door open, you know.

0:33:05 > 0:33:06Have we been burgled?

0:33:17 > 0:33:19OK, all right, I know, I can explain, right...

0:33:20 > 0:33:22We've been for pizza.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25Go upstairs, the pair of you. Me and your dad need to talk.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41DOOR CLOSES

0:33:48 > 0:33:50So...

0:33:50 > 0:33:53I gather you were made redundant five months ago?

0:33:55 > 0:33:57Yep.

0:33:57 > 0:33:58Why didn't you tell me?

0:34:03 > 0:34:05Because I didn't want to worry you...

0:34:06 > 0:34:09..and have you lose the baby like you did last time.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11That were eight years ago!

0:34:11 > 0:34:14I know that, but I didn't want risk anything going wrong again.

0:34:15 > 0:34:16So tell me.

0:34:18 > 0:34:20When did it happen,

0:34:20 > 0:34:23before or after we decided to have the dormer done?

0:34:24 > 0:34:25After.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30What did you think was going to happen, Rick?

0:34:30 > 0:34:32Did you think money were just going to float down from heaven?

0:34:32 > 0:34:35- No, I thought I'd get another job. - Yeah, and when you didn't?

0:34:35 > 0:34:37How long were you going to leave it before you told me?

0:34:37 > 0:34:40I don't know. Cos every day I thought, "Well, I'll get something,"

0:34:40 > 0:34:42but I tell you, there are no jobs, Diane.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44Nothing. Not where I can earn proper money.

0:34:44 > 0:34:48Course there's bloody jobs, have you tried looking in the paper.

0:34:51 > 0:34:52Every day.

0:34:55 > 0:35:00So apart from looking in the paper, what else have you been doing?

0:35:00 > 0:35:02What else have I been doing?

0:35:02 > 0:35:06I've been going to the Jobcentre, I've been going to interviews,

0:35:06 > 0:35:09I've been talking to the bank about our mortgage,

0:35:09 > 0:35:11I've been trying to get us a loan.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Diane, I haven't stopped, not for one minute.

0:35:13 > 0:35:16We've got builders in this house doing the loft conversion

0:35:16 > 0:35:18who we owe thousands of pounds to.

0:35:18 > 0:35:22He gave me a copy of the bill, says he left you one three weeks ago.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25- I know.- You've been letting me spend money on doing out the nursery.

0:35:25 > 0:35:28- We haven't got any money! - Yeah, well, we needed a nursery!

0:35:28 > 0:35:31I've just looked at our bank statement. We are £3,800 overdrawn.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34- I know.- We haven't paid the gas bill, the tax bill,

0:35:34 > 0:35:37- the loan people have taken the car. - I know this! I know!

0:35:37 > 0:35:40Well, I'll tell you something you don't bloody know,

0:35:40 > 0:35:41we're expecting twins.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47And I'm in labour, so you better get me to the hospital fast.

0:35:47 > 0:35:48- What, now, now?!- Yes, now now!

0:35:48 > 0:35:50CAR HORN BEEPS

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Oh, I'm really sorry about this.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55You all right, Mam?

0:35:55 > 0:35:56Been a hold-up at the bank earlier,

0:35:56 > 0:35:58and all this lot's been cordoned off.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01It's caused a right traffic backlog, I could try a different way

0:36:01 > 0:36:03- if you like.- Just get me there as fast as you can.

0:36:03 > 0:36:05Why don't you try cuttin' down onto Burley Road?

0:36:05 > 0:36:07No, no, it's rush hour, it'll be all choked up...

0:36:07 > 0:36:10- I can feel another one coming. - You all right, you all right?

0:36:10 > 0:36:13- How far apart is that?- I don't know, what time was the last one?

0:36:13 > 0:36:14Just...just go any way you can, mate.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16Just get there as quick as you can, please.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18So I just came straight out with it

0:36:18 > 0:36:20and I said are you going to ask me to marry you or not?

0:36:20 > 0:36:22- And what did he say? - He said he wasn't sure.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25- Cheeky bugger, I'd love to meet him. - I know!

0:36:25 > 0:36:26So I said, "Well, let's put it like this -

0:36:26 > 0:36:29"I am not hanging about waiting for you to make your mind up."

0:36:29 > 0:36:31I want to be married before this baby's born.

0:36:31 > 0:36:34There's plenty of other men who'd be only too happy to marry me,

0:36:34 > 0:36:35- pregnant or not.- Too right...

0:36:35 > 0:36:38You know, I think you'd better put a requisition form in

0:36:38 > 0:36:40for a bigger uniform, you're popping at the seams.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42That tunic's not going to last another week.

0:36:42 > 0:36:43Sorry to interrupt your cup of tea.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46We've got a new admission in Maternity Assessment.

0:36:46 > 0:36:47Room four's fully dilated,

0:36:47 > 0:36:49room two's screaming for an epidural again.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51We've got Parentcraft in 20 minutes.

0:36:51 > 0:36:52Shit, what we going to do?

0:36:52 > 0:36:55- You go, I'll get someone to cover. - All right, cheers.

0:36:55 > 0:36:56WOMAN SCREAMS

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Mum, why was she screaming?

0:37:00 > 0:37:02Oh, she's just giving birth, love, it's all right.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04Ring your mam, see if she's on her way.

0:37:04 > 0:37:05OK. Hello, hello?

0:37:05 > 0:37:07Hiya, I'm Geraldine. What name is it, love?

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Hi, I'm Rick, this is my wife, Diane. Diane Manning.

0:37:09 > 0:37:10Did you phone us?

0:37:10 > 0:37:12No, no, but I think I'm in labour.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Have you brought your notes with you, love?

0:37:14 > 0:37:16Oh, no, sorry, I forgot. I were in such a panic.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18When you ring my mam, tell her they're in the top drawer...

0:37:18 > 0:37:20- Top drawer. OK, yep, yep. - How far on are you?

0:37:20 > 0:37:23I'm 35 weeks, but I've just found out I'm having twins.

0:37:23 > 0:37:24You've just found out?

0:37:24 > 0:37:27OK, if you just follow me, sweetheart, and we'll have a look.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Kids, kids, come here, please.

0:37:33 > 0:37:35I don't think he was a customer.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37I don't remember serving him before...

0:37:37 > 0:37:38OK.

0:37:38 > 0:37:39I was quite frightened.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42That's all right, take your time.

0:37:42 > 0:37:45I don't think I needed to be. Cos he was really nice.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50He said he was genuinely sorry for doing what he was doing.

0:37:50 > 0:37:51I think he was desperate.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Sir, do you want to come and have a look at this?

0:37:53 > 0:37:55I think we've got a match on the cashpoint camera.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57OK, we'll be right through.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05All right, can you just run that through again for us, please?

0:38:05 > 0:38:07I'm trying, Sarge, yeah.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09- Yep, that's him.- Sure?

0:38:09 > 0:38:10Yep.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14That's it, lovely, just try and relax.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17I just want to check how your cervix is doing,

0:38:17 > 0:38:20and see if you're dilated.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22So you've missed a couple of hospital appointments.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25Yeah, cos me mam were poorly and I had to look after the kids.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28I see, so when was the last time you were measured?

0:38:28 > 0:38:30I think I can feel another one coming.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Just try and breathe through it...

0:38:32 > 0:38:34Do you want some pain relief, sweetheart?

0:38:34 > 0:38:35No, it's not really pain,

0:38:35 > 0:38:38it's just tight and uncomfortable around here.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Can you go to the house and get Diane's notes?

0:38:40 > 0:38:41They're in the top drawer.

0:38:41 > 0:38:42You can't use your mobile in here,

0:38:42 > 0:38:45it interferes with foetal machinery. Payphone in the waiting room.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48- Sorry, love, I'm finished now.- Can you turn your phone off now, please?

0:38:48 > 0:38:51- Yeah, sorry, she's just forgot her notes. Sorry, love.- OK.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54Right, come on, then, come on. Don't worry, your mum's fine.

0:38:54 > 0:38:56- We'll go through there. - Has she had it yet, Dad?

0:38:56 > 0:38:58No, she's fine, she's just getting checked.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02Help yourselves to any of the leaflets.

0:39:02 > 0:39:04Hiya! Hi, girls.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08This is my partner, Simon.

0:39:08 > 0:39:13Pleased to meet you, Simon. I'm Kim and she's Yasmin.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15Welcome to the madhouse!

0:39:15 > 0:39:17And this is my baby's dad, Neil.

0:39:17 > 0:39:21Oh, and there's tea and coffee in the jugs, and biscuits in the tin.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23- And all contributions...- Thanks.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25Pleased to meet you, mate.

0:39:25 > 0:39:26This your first time?

0:39:26 > 0:39:27Yeah, I'm a bit nervous.

0:39:27 > 0:39:31It's our fourth session. Oh, I'm Dev, by the way, mate.

0:39:31 > 0:39:33- Do you want a brew?- Yeah. - Neil, come on.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40So where's Susie tonight?

0:39:40 > 0:39:43Big trauma with Jude.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45She thinks we aren't giving him enough attention,

0:39:45 > 0:39:48but really he's just being a brat.

0:39:48 > 0:39:49Do you think he's jealous of the baby?

0:39:49 > 0:39:52I don't know, but if he is, what's he going to be like when it comes?

0:39:52 > 0:39:53Perhaps you should talk to him.

0:39:53 > 0:39:56Every time I say anything to him Susie accuses me of picking on him.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59- But when you decided to have him, did you discuss...?- I didn't decide.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Jude was nearly 11 when I met Susie -

0:40:01 > 0:40:05- she was with someone else then, Maria.- Oh, sorry, I didn't realise.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07It's fine, honestly.

0:40:07 > 0:40:08Is Diane coming?

0:40:08 > 0:40:11Well, she hasn't rung round like she normally does.

0:40:11 > 0:40:12I texted her cos she was having a scan

0:40:12 > 0:40:16and I knew she was a bit nervous, but she hasn't texted me back.

0:40:16 > 0:40:17Is this your first baby?

0:40:17 > 0:40:20No, no, but it's Kim's first.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22Me and Kim's partner, Susie, have got a son.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25Right, I bet that's complicated.

0:40:25 > 0:40:28We have our moments, but we usually sort it.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30We've known each other for... Well, since school.

0:40:30 > 0:40:33- We've been mates for over 30 years. - Cool.

0:40:33 > 0:40:37So anything you need to know... Ask him!

0:40:37 > 0:40:39What?

0:40:39 > 0:40:42Bloody hell! Cheers. Welcome aboard.

0:40:42 > 0:40:46Hello, everybody, for those of you that don't know me, I'm Vicky

0:40:46 > 0:40:49and we're going to be starting in the next five minutes, OK?

0:40:51 > 0:40:53I'm sure she's pregnant.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56She's definitely got bigger since we started coming to Parentcraft.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59I love the way she's always got the full slap on.

0:41:04 > 0:41:05I dare you to ask her.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08No way, she might just be gettin' fatter.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10Oh, I read your blog this week, by the way, it was great.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12Yeah, it was really good.

0:41:12 > 0:41:13Oh, thanks. It's true though.

0:41:13 > 0:41:17Any other suggestions for the No list, just post a comment.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19- I will. - You can put anything you like.

0:41:21 > 0:41:25Well, I just feel like my whole body's been taken over by an alien.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28I can't visualise a baby in there, honestly.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Even when they showed me it on the scan,

0:41:30 > 0:41:34it looked like a cross between Casper the Ghost and ET.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36I just think I'm going to be a really bad mum.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39Don't be daft, I bet there's loads of other women

0:41:39 > 0:41:41- who feel exactly the same. - Definitely.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44I remember thinking I could never love another baby like I loved Kyle,

0:41:44 > 0:41:49and then when Katie was born, it just happened,

0:41:49 > 0:41:51it was all there in a second.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53But what if it doesn't happen?

0:41:55 > 0:41:57What if I don't love my baby?

0:41:59 > 0:42:01Did you want to have a baby?

0:42:01 > 0:42:03I mean, were you trying?

0:42:04 > 0:42:06Not really, no.

0:42:07 > 0:42:11I'd just come out of a relationship when me and Dev got together...

0:42:11 > 0:42:12Was it an arranged marriage?

0:42:12 > 0:42:15No. Well, sort of...

0:42:15 > 0:42:18Our families knew each other and I'd always liked him,

0:42:18 > 0:42:21but I just didn't think about him like that.

0:42:21 > 0:42:25Then he sort of grew on me...

0:42:25 > 0:42:26and I got pregnant on our honeymoon.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29- That's nice. - So it was a bit of a shock?

0:42:29 > 0:42:31Yeah, and I couldn't work cos I had chronic morning sickness,

0:42:31 > 0:42:34so I had to pack it in and... I really loved that job.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36What did you do?

0:42:36 > 0:42:39I was just a receptionist at a law practice, but I loved it,

0:42:39 > 0:42:41we used to have a right laugh.

0:42:41 > 0:42:43Listen, you can always go back as soon as you've had the baby.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Dev and his family don't want me to.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48Well, I have to say, child care costs a fortune.

0:42:48 > 0:42:52All I think about all day long is how happy I was

0:42:52 > 0:42:56before I got pregnant and will I go to the toilet properly again?

0:42:56 > 0:42:59- Are you on iron tablets? - Yeah, cos me blood count was down.

0:42:59 > 0:43:03I swear to God, it's been seven months since I had a proper poo.

0:43:03 > 0:43:06I've had laxatives, suppositories, you name it.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Next up's colonic irrigation.

0:43:08 > 0:43:10It's just the chronic wind and indigestion that gets me,

0:43:10 > 0:43:13keep wondering which end it's going to come out of.

0:43:13 > 0:43:17And you can't just let rip when you're with someone new.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19And I don't know about you, but the hair,

0:43:19 > 0:43:22it's just sprouting everywhere. Proper thick, dark, look-at-me hair.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24I swear to God I had some growing out of my ear

0:43:24 > 0:43:25and it killed when I plucked it.

0:43:25 > 0:43:29I promise that will all vanish as soon as the baby comes.

0:43:29 > 0:43:32Simon's nice, by the way.

0:43:32 > 0:43:34Very handsome. And he smells of paint.

0:43:34 > 0:43:38Oh, it's all right, paint don't bother me. Quite like it.

0:43:38 > 0:43:41I've got Dev's trainers on cos none of my shoes fit any more,

0:43:41 > 0:43:43my feet have gone up two sizes.

0:43:43 > 0:43:46Can't believe what's happening to me and every day,

0:43:46 > 0:43:49I wake up and it's something different.

0:43:49 > 0:43:50Scary.

0:43:50 > 0:43:55- That schoolgirl got in touch again. - Really?- That's brilliant.

0:43:55 > 0:43:57Yeah. She read my blog and posted a comment.

0:43:57 > 0:43:59What did she say?

0:43:59 > 0:44:01Just that she doesn't know how many months she is.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03She only had two periods and then it stopped.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05There must have been some lad involved.

0:44:05 > 0:44:08We haven't got as far as that. I don't want to frighten her off.

0:44:08 > 0:44:11I told her about this class and said it was free and that it was tonight.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13Yeah, but would you know her?

0:44:13 > 0:44:17I've no idea what she looks like, I don't even know her name.

0:44:21 > 0:44:26NEWS REPORT ON TV

0:44:28 > 0:44:30- Have you seen me keys? - No.

0:44:30 > 0:44:32You sure?

0:44:32 > 0:44:35Oh, what you eating pizza for? You've just had your tea.

0:44:35 > 0:44:38Rosie! Where are they?

0:44:40 > 0:44:43Oh, great.

0:44:43 > 0:44:45You know you'll end up lookin' like your Auntie Christine.

0:44:45 > 0:44:47She can't even go to t'shops now.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49You know she's got one of them mobility scooters,

0:44:49 > 0:44:51- so she'll get even fatter? - Sorry.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53Well, don't buy any more of 'em!

0:44:53 > 0:44:57Look - get some of them diet cracker things that your mam used

0:44:57 > 0:45:00to like next time you go to t'shops, yeah?

0:45:01 > 0:45:04I'll see you later. I'll ring you.

0:45:04 > 0:45:08NEWS REPORT CONTINUES ON TV

0:45:12 > 0:45:16WOMAN SCREAMING IN PAIN

0:45:16 > 0:45:20I want you to push really hard with this contraction. Are you ready?

0:45:20 > 0:45:23WOMAN SCREAMS

0:45:34 > 0:45:36SHE WHIMPERS

0:45:42 > 0:45:43It's Diane Manning's mum.

0:45:45 > 0:45:46- Hiya. - Her notes. Where is she?

0:45:46 > 0:45:49- She's just being examined now. - Where's the kids?

0:45:49 > 0:45:51The kids are just in the family room just through there,

0:45:51 > 0:45:52- they're just through there.- OK.

0:45:52 > 0:45:55- All right, thanks a lot, I'm just going to give these to 'em.- OK.

0:46:05 > 0:46:07Basically, the more you keep moving, the better it is.

0:46:07 > 0:46:10Try and stay upright as much as you can standing

0:46:10 > 0:46:15or walking cos gravity makes baby move down and shortens your labour.

0:46:15 > 0:46:18And when's the best time to have an epidural?

0:46:18 > 0:46:20Right after you find out you're pregnant.

0:46:20 > 0:46:21Oh, yeah, wouldn't that be nice?

0:46:21 > 0:46:24No, when you're established in labour

0:46:24 > 0:46:26and you're 4cm or more dilated.

0:46:26 > 0:46:28But it will definitely make your labour longer.

0:46:28 > 0:46:29I don't care.

0:46:29 > 0:46:33- You won't be able to stand or move about.- I'm not bothered.

0:46:33 > 0:46:35I'm just no good with pain.

0:46:35 > 0:46:39If you think of it not really as pain, more like intense pressure.

0:46:39 > 0:46:42With all due respect, I've been through labour twice now,

0:46:42 > 0:46:45and, yes, it was a long time ago and they say you forget,

0:46:45 > 0:46:48but the one thing I know for a fact, is that saying labour

0:46:48 > 0:46:53is like intense pressure is like calling a hurricane a light breeze.

0:46:53 > 0:46:57It's pain and it bloody well hurts.

0:46:57 > 0:46:58Sorry, guys.

0:46:58 > 0:47:02Well, like I said, there are other things - gas and air, Diamorphine.

0:47:02 > 0:47:04Sometimes even a warm bath helps.

0:47:04 > 0:47:07Just so that you all know, I'll be going for the epidural.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09- I knew it.- See? - Told you she would be.

0:47:09 > 0:47:13So, would anybody like to visit the delivery suite?

0:47:14 > 0:47:17Vicky, will you ring upstairs and see if they're not too busy?

0:47:17 > 0:47:20Is Miss Hall here? Miss Hall?

0:47:22 > 0:47:24- Rosie? - Ow, I've got tummy ache!

0:47:24 > 0:47:26- Do you know her? - Oh, it really hurts.

0:47:26 > 0:47:30- I put a message on your blog. - Oh, my God, but you're not even...

0:47:30 > 0:47:32I only did it once and I'm sorry.

0:47:32 > 0:47:34Don't be silly, Rosie, what you sorry for?

0:47:34 > 0:47:37I wet t'bus seat.

0:47:37 > 0:47:39Right, her waters must've gone, let's get her upstairs.

0:47:39 > 0:47:42I'd no idea. You're going to be all right.

0:47:42 > 0:47:43When was your last period?

0:47:43 > 0:47:45- Oh, it really hurts! - Has she any notes?

0:47:45 > 0:47:47No, of course she doesn't have any notes,

0:47:47 > 0:47:50she's only just realised she's pregnant!

0:47:50 > 0:47:53- Can Miss Hall come with me? - Of course she can, my darling.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55- It's Kim and I'm not leaving your side.- Of course she can.

0:47:55 > 0:47:57You're in the right place, darling, come on.

0:47:57 > 0:48:01Nice, deep breaths. Can we get a wheelchair out here please, love?

0:48:02 > 0:48:04- What's going on? - Have you had the baby?

0:48:04 > 0:48:06No, it were a false alarm.

0:48:06 > 0:48:07- Braxton Hicks. - What's that?

0:48:07 > 0:48:09It means my body's getting ready for the birth.

0:48:09 > 0:48:11It's not going to happen today, kids.

0:48:11 > 0:48:14- Oh.- I think that's good. Give it another couple of weeks to grow.

0:48:14 > 0:48:17THEM to grow. I'm expecting twins, Mam.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19- Twins?! - Yes!

0:48:19 > 0:48:22Twins? Oh, my God.

0:48:22 > 0:48:25It's like the number 9 bus - you wait for ages

0:48:25 > 0:48:28and then two come along at the same time.

0:48:28 > 0:48:30And I'm going to have to go to a special class

0:48:30 > 0:48:32and we're going to need two of everythin'.

0:48:32 > 0:48:34Yeah, so stock up on nappies and essentials.

0:48:34 > 0:48:36Thanks for everythin' and sorry for wasting your time.

0:48:36 > 0:48:38Don't be silly, you're not wasting our time.

0:48:38 > 0:48:41Honestly, we'd rather you stay in so we can keep an eye on you

0:48:41 > 0:48:43with it being twins and your first time.

0:48:43 > 0:48:45No, I'm fine, I'll be better off at home.

0:48:45 > 0:48:47Yeah, come on. Sam, you been good?

0:48:50 > 0:48:53- Is the car in the car park? - Er, no, we got a taxi because...

0:48:53 > 0:48:55Car's gone back to the loan company, Mam,

0:48:55 > 0:48:56because we didn't keep up the repayments.

0:48:56 > 0:49:00- What?- Rick's been made redundant, he just forgot to tell me.

0:49:03 > 0:49:05ROSIE GROANS IN PAIN

0:49:07 > 0:49:08Hi, what you doing?

0:49:08 > 0:49:10I thought you weren't coming.

0:49:10 > 0:49:12I thought I'd gone into labour, but it was just Braxton Hicks.

0:49:12 > 0:49:15- They wanted to keep me in though. - Oh, really? Catch you later.

0:49:15 > 0:49:17Oh, my God, I bet that's what I keep getting.

0:49:17 > 0:49:20- I get aches everywhere, don't I? - Yeah, all over.

0:49:20 > 0:49:21- Breath spray. - Sorry.

0:49:21 > 0:49:23This is Rosie, no notes, she's unbooked.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25It's comin' again. Miss Hall, don't leave me, please.

0:49:25 > 0:49:27I'm not going anywhere, Rosie, I'm right here.

0:49:27 > 0:49:30- Who's that?- Her name's Rosie, she's at Kim's school.

0:49:30 > 0:49:31The poor girl looks terrified.

0:49:31 > 0:49:33She's the one that kept contacting her on her blog.

0:49:33 > 0:49:3415andFrightened?

0:49:34 > 0:49:35Yeah, I think so.

0:49:35 > 0:49:37Get off me!

0:49:37 > 0:49:38No, I don't want you to touch me.

0:49:38 > 0:49:40I thought you might be uncomfortable, that's all.

0:49:40 > 0:49:42If you just take your trackie bottoms off,

0:49:42 > 0:49:44you'll feel much better, cos they're all wet.

0:49:44 > 0:49:46I don't want anyone looking at me.

0:49:46 > 0:49:47Do you feel like you want to push, Rosie?

0:49:47 > 0:49:49They just want to help you, Rosie.

0:49:49 > 0:49:52- They need to examine you to see if you're ready to... - I'm not ready. I'm going home.

0:49:52 > 0:49:55Listen to me, I know you're frightened and I know you don't

0:49:55 > 0:49:59feel ready for this, but it seems like your baby is ready and...

0:49:59 > 0:50:00I'm fat.

0:50:00 > 0:50:04No! No, you're not fat, you're pregnant.

0:50:04 > 0:50:05I'm disgusting.

0:50:05 > 0:50:07Oh, you're having a baby, sweetheart.

0:50:07 > 0:50:09Do you want to see my belly?

0:50:09 > 0:50:11Eh! And mine.

0:50:11 > 0:50:14You see? We're all in the same boat.

0:50:14 > 0:50:16The only difference between you and us is you're young,

0:50:16 > 0:50:18fit and healthy and we're old and decrepit.

0:50:18 > 0:50:21I'll tell you summat, it's you teenagers who just get on with it.

0:50:21 > 0:50:24The older they are, the more they've read and thought about things

0:50:24 > 0:50:26- and the worse it is. - Oh, cheers.

0:50:26 > 0:50:28Hey, you and me both.

0:50:28 > 0:50:30And midwives are the worst.

0:50:30 > 0:50:33So, are you going to show us how to do it, Rosie?

0:50:33 > 0:50:35Oh, I've got another one comin'.

0:50:35 > 0:50:38Breathe into this tube, my darling, it's brilliant.

0:50:38 > 0:50:40Honestly, all my birthing mums, they love it.

0:50:40 > 0:50:44There you are, darling, nice, deep breaths, deep breaths,

0:50:44 > 0:50:46breathe through the contraction, that's it, Rosie.

0:50:46 > 0:50:48Deeper you breathe, the more effective it'll be.

0:50:48 > 0:50:50Hey, are we going for our usual drink?

0:50:50 > 0:50:52- Yeah, course. - You're not allowed alcohol.

0:50:52 > 0:50:55- We only have one. - S'only time I get out the house.

0:50:55 > 0:50:56I think we're going to give it a miss.

0:50:56 > 0:50:58Yeah, we've got the kids.

0:50:58 > 0:51:01Don't worry about them. I'll take 'em home and get them ready for bed.

0:51:01 > 0:51:03- You go with your friends. - We can't really afford it.

0:51:03 > 0:51:04I'll give you some money.

0:51:04 > 0:51:06No, it's all right, we've got some money.

0:51:06 > 0:51:07Oh, listen to you, Rockefeller.

0:51:07 > 0:51:09Right, Duke of York then.

0:51:09 > 0:51:11I better let Kim know, I'll leave her a message.

0:51:11 > 0:51:13You've already had a drink today.

0:51:13 > 0:51:16Since when did you become an alcohol Nazi?

0:51:16 > 0:51:18I'm just thinking about our baby.

0:51:18 > 0:51:20I drank all the way through both my other pregnancies.

0:51:20 > 0:51:22Yeah, but this is our baby.

0:51:22 > 0:51:24Just going to go round to Duke Of York pub

0:51:24 > 0:51:26so give me a call when you're out.

0:51:26 > 0:51:28All right. Take care, bye.

0:51:28 > 0:51:30Oh, I want my mum!

0:51:30 > 0:51:31You're doing great, Rosie.

0:51:31 > 0:51:34I bet your mum's watching you, I bet she's dead proud of you.

0:51:34 > 0:51:36She passed away last year, breast cancer.

0:51:36 > 0:51:38- Aw.- I can't do it!

0:51:38 > 0:51:40You can do it. You can do it, Rosie.

0:51:40 > 0:51:42You are, you're doin' it!

0:51:42 > 0:51:43Can she have an epidural?

0:51:43 > 0:51:45- What's that?- It's an injection that takes the pain away.

0:51:45 > 0:51:47I don't want an injection!

0:51:47 > 0:51:49It's too late, she's fully dilated. Baby's coming.

0:51:49 > 0:51:52Did you hear that, Rosie? Your baby's nearly here.

0:51:53 > 0:51:56Do you think it was findin' out you were having twins that

0:51:56 > 0:51:57started the Braxton Hicks off?

0:51:57 > 0:51:59I think it were a few things, but scan did nowt.

0:51:59 > 0:52:02At least you know now though, so you can get ready for them.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04It's going to be so expensive, having two babies.

0:52:04 > 0:52:06Lovely though, they'll always have each other.

0:52:06 > 0:52:09Can you imagine the shock if you'd have given birth

0:52:09 > 0:52:11- and then found another one coming? - Yeah, that's true.

0:52:11 > 0:52:13- Cheesy chips.- Oh, we're not supposed to have soft cheese.

0:52:13 > 0:52:16- What's it going to do? Sod it. - Smells disgusting but I'm starving, I'll have one!

0:52:16 > 0:52:19I'm having this baby in a couple of weeks anyway, what's it going to do now?

0:52:19 > 0:52:21Well, I'm not taking any chances, I'm sticking to these.

0:52:21 > 0:52:23I've eaten nothing but crap and takeaways

0:52:23 > 0:52:25since I moved in with Si, his oven doesn't even work.

0:52:25 > 0:52:26Well, you look all right on it.

0:52:26 > 0:52:28I just keep taking the folic acid and the iron tablets.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31I tell you, there's nothing worse than living in a student flat

0:52:31 > 0:52:34when you're used to living in a five bedroom detached house with

0:52:34 > 0:52:37- a cleaner and a dishwasher. - But he's worth it though, yeah?

0:52:38 > 0:52:40Yeah.

0:52:40 > 0:52:41So does she have two labours then?

0:52:41 > 0:52:42Oh, I...I dunno.

0:52:42 > 0:52:47We've got to go to, er... it's like a multiple birth class.

0:52:47 > 0:52:49- I don't think she has two labours. - No.

0:52:49 > 0:52:52No, I dunno, I suppose we'll find out when we go to this class,

0:52:52 > 0:52:53won't we?

0:52:53 > 0:52:55I just hope they don't start showing them films again.

0:52:55 > 0:52:58Yeah. Last one they showed us was like a Freddy Krueger movie,

0:52:58 > 0:52:59it's put me right off.

0:52:59 > 0:53:03We haven't done it since, which Jas is very happy about,

0:53:03 > 0:53:06cos she's always got back pain and she can't stand t'smell of me.

0:53:06 > 0:53:09I think Roanna looks even more beautiful pregnant.

0:53:09 > 0:53:12She looks amazing, radiant.

0:53:12 > 0:53:14And her breasts are massive.

0:53:14 > 0:53:15Yeah, there is that.

0:53:15 > 0:53:19I can't keep my hands off her, but I just worry about hurting

0:53:19 > 0:53:22the baby, or, you know, bursting the bag of water...

0:53:22 > 0:53:24- TV:- 'The man that robbed a Headingley bank...'

0:53:24 > 0:53:26Nah, you don't have to worry about that, mate.

0:53:26 > 0:53:28You'd have to have a 12-inch dick.

0:53:28 > 0:53:30'..that if anyone knows the whereabouts of this man...'

0:53:30 > 0:53:33- Well, it's nowt for me to worry about anyway.- Yeah, me neither.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35Did you have to get the old turkey baster out?

0:53:35 > 0:53:37I'm not saying a thing.

0:53:37 > 0:53:38Oh, yeah, what does that mean?

0:53:38 > 0:53:41'..a man in his mid-to-late 30s walked into the LRB bank

0:53:41 > 0:53:44'in Headingly with a pack of dynamite strapped to his body

0:53:44 > 0:53:47'and threatened to blow himself and the building up unless the bank

0:53:47 > 0:53:51'clerk emptied all the money she had in her till into a carrier bag.

0:53:51 > 0:53:55'The man then left the building and disappeared into the town centre.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57'He's described as medium built with a Yorkshire accent...'

0:53:57 > 0:53:59I'm going to get going, boys.

0:53:59 > 0:54:01- Rick, I said I'd give you a lift, mate.- Rick!

0:54:01 > 0:54:04Diane. Let's go.

0:54:04 > 0:54:07Right then. See you later.

0:54:07 > 0:54:11- You off then?- Yeah, you got my number, yeah?- Yeah.

0:54:11 > 0:54:13- You all right?- See you later, mate. - See you later.

0:54:22 > 0:54:25PHONE RINGS

0:54:28 > 0:54:29BEEP

0:54:29 > 0:54:31'Rosie, are you there?'

0:54:34 > 0:54:37You should be there. Phone me.

0:54:38 > 0:54:42Nearly there, Rosie, you're doing fantastic, honestly.

0:54:42 > 0:54:44Right, I can see the head. It's just there.

0:54:44 > 0:54:48Now, with this next contraction, Rosie, I want you to push,

0:54:48 > 0:54:51right down into your bottom as hard as you can for me, OK?

0:54:51 > 0:54:53What if I poo?

0:54:53 > 0:54:56You won't, it just feels like that, but it doesn't matter if you do.

0:54:56 > 0:54:58It's comin'!

0:54:58 > 0:55:01- Right, push. - Right, this is it!

0:55:01 > 0:55:03One more.

0:55:03 > 0:55:08That's it, right, now, keep going. One more, one more.

0:55:09 > 0:55:11And it's a whopper.

0:55:11 > 0:55:13Oh, my God, that's amazing.

0:55:13 > 0:55:15Right, I'm going to cut the cord now, all right?

0:55:15 > 0:55:21You've got a baby girl, Rosie, and she's beautiful. Look at her.

0:55:25 > 0:55:30OK, do you want to give baby a cuddle? Right.

0:55:30 > 0:55:32OK.

0:55:32 > 0:55:34There you are. Give her a cuddle.

0:55:34 > 0:55:37BABY WHIMPERS

0:55:40 > 0:55:43I'm going to call her Dinah, after me mam.

0:55:43 > 0:55:45# How long will I love you?

0:55:45 > 0:55:48MUSIC: "How Long Will I Love You" by Ellie Goulding

0:55:48 > 0:55:50# As long as stars are above you

0:55:53 > 0:55:55# And longer if I can

0:55:57 > 0:55:59# How long will I be with you?

0:55:59 > 0:56:02HORN BEEPS

0:56:02 > 0:56:05# As long as the sea is bound to

0:56:07 > 0:56:09# Wash upon the sand

0:56:12 > 0:56:14# How long will I want you?

0:56:16 > 0:56:19# As long as you want me to

0:56:19 > 0:56:21BABY'S CRYING ECHOES

0:56:21 > 0:56:24# And longer by far

0:56:26 > 0:56:28# How long will I hold you?

0:56:30 > 0:56:33# As long as your father told you

0:56:35 > 0:56:38# As long as you can

0:56:40 > 0:56:43# How long will I love you?

0:56:44 > 0:56:47# As long as stars are above you... #

0:56:49 > 0:56:50She had a little girl.

0:57:03 > 0:57:06Do you think she'll have had it yet?

0:57:06 > 0:57:07I don't know.

0:57:07 > 0:57:09Poor thing, she looked frightened to death.

0:57:09 > 0:57:12Could you imagine if she hadn't have answered Kim's blog?

0:57:12 > 0:57:14She wouldn't know what to do, would she?

0:57:14 > 0:57:15Or where to go...

0:57:15 > 0:57:17Sorry about the stink.

0:57:17 > 0:57:19Yeah, sorry, it's just I give all the lads a lift home after we've

0:57:19 > 0:57:23- closed at t'restaurant. - It's just this one here on the left.

0:57:23 > 0:57:26The one with the police car outside?

0:57:26 > 0:57:28- Yeah.- I hope everything's all right, Diane.

0:57:32 > 0:57:36Right. See you later, mate. Congrats again.

0:57:36 > 0:57:38Right. I'll see you later. Thanks for the lift.

0:57:38 > 0:57:39Fantastic news about the twins.

0:57:39 > 0:57:42- See you, mate. - Yeah, if we can afford 'em.

0:57:42 > 0:57:44Don't say that, it's not my fault.

0:57:44 > 0:57:47Why are the police at our house, Rick?

0:57:50 > 0:57:52I dunno.

0:57:54 > 0:57:56Well, are you comin' in?

0:57:59 > 0:58:01No.

0:58:01 > 0:58:03What do you mean, "no"?

0:58:03 > 0:58:05Rick!

0:58:05 > 0:58:06Rick!

0:58:06 > 0:58:08Rick, what are you doing?

0:58:10 > 0:58:12Rick!

0:58:17 > 0:58:19- They said he could be dangerous! - Rick?

0:58:19 > 0:58:21Yes, Rick!

0:58:21 > 0:58:22You're not taking her off me.

0:58:22 > 0:58:25Don't let my baby die! Please!

0:58:25 > 0:58:28Tell Diane and the kids I love 'em, right?

0:58:28 > 0:58:29Stop, you bastard!