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0:00:10 > 0:00:13TV: '18 months after Partially Deceased Syndrome sufferers were
0:00:13 > 0:00:16'resettled, the discovery of a Undead Liberation Army safe house
0:00:16 > 0:00:19'will raise fears amongst the living, creating tension.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21'Partially Deceased organisations are distancing themselves
0:00:21 > 0:00:23'from these extremist factions,
0:00:23 > 0:00:25'after the aborted attack on the Eastford shopping centre.'
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- Your uncle grew up there. - Weren't it boring there?
0:00:28 > 0:00:29HE LAUGHS
0:00:29 > 0:00:33You can say what you like about Roarton, lad, but boring it wasn't.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Rotters.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- Now, now! Language.- My mate calls them that all the time.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Does he? Well, he's wrong to.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44They don't care. They can't even feel.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- No, that's not true! - And they're dangerous.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Yeah, the living can be just as dangerous, son. You mark my words.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Now, come on. Let's go, let's go.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Come on.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32But they went around eating brains.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Yeah, that was in the beginning,
0:01:33 > 0:01:35but they're on medication now, aren't they?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38So, why are they still trying to attack us?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Well, when people think they're being picked on, they just lash out.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44But that's not the answer, is it? That just causes more heartache.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46You understand, don't you?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Tram! Quick, quick!
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Come on.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Oh, bugger!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55KEN LAUGHS
0:02:59 > 0:03:02We are the first and the last!
0:03:02 > 0:03:06We are those that liveth and were dead!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09And behold, we are alive for evermore
0:03:09 > 0:03:14and have the keys to hell and death in our hands!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- What's going on?- I don't know, son. It'll be all right.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22HE SNIFFS
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Ah.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Aaah!
0:03:31 > 0:03:32SCREAMS
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Aaah!
0:03:34 > 0:03:35SCREAMING
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Go! Go!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Aaaah!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57WOMAN ON TV: 'Sources say the attack is in response to substantial gains
0:03:57 > 0:04:00'made by the pro-living party Victus in recent elections.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02'Victus has pinned the blame
0:04:02 > 0:04:05'on the Undead Liberation Army, a well-known extremist group,
0:04:05 > 0:04:09'whose goals include instigating a second uprising of the Undead.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13'Over the last fortnight, we've witnessed two major incidents.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16'Lancashire MP Maxine Martin spoke to us earlier
0:04:16 > 0:04:19'about how we can combat these disturbing rumours.'
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- MAXINE:- 'First of all, I'd like to add my condolences
0:04:21 > 0:04:23'to the families who lost loved...'
0:04:28 > 0:04:30KNOCK AT DOOR
0:04:30 > 0:04:31How are you doing?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Not good. What are they saying?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Nothing yet.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I'm sure Amy wouldn't have been involved, Kier.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Last postcard she sent from the commune.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49"Dear Handsome, hope all's well in Boreton."
0:04:49 > 0:04:52She means Roarton, obviously.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56"I've been chosen for a very important mission, which I can't tell you about.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59"How annoying am I? You'll see. Love, Amy."
0:04:59 > 0:05:01A mission?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Kier? Your friend, what was she called?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Amy Dyer, Dad. You met her.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Oh. No mention of a... an Amy Dyer, love.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10HE SIGHS
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- STEVE:- Why would you think she was one of the attackers, son?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16What's she got herself mixed up in? I don't like this, Sue, I really don't.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Dad, give him a break, would you?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I'm just expressing my honest feelings about the emotional situation.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23That's great progress, Dad, but just...
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Let's just, um...leave them be, eh, Steve?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I'm not holding anything in, Sue.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29No, you're doing very well with that, love.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Told you she'd be OK.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Sorry for being such a mess.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Don't be sorry. You thought your best mate had gone rabid.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Look at me. I'm nearly 20. I can't even dress myself properly.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Oh, do you want me to help? - Ta.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49You want to see a real freakazoid, check me out in two weeks' time.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Ah, you're going to ace them, total badass style.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Yeah, well, I can't put a bullet through my mock exams, unfortunately.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00You're enjoying it, though? Made lots of new friends?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Yeah, made loads of them.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I'm dead jealous.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Get your GCSEs, Jem, and you're free.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Go to uni, have a future.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13You've got a future. Where are you going to spend it this week, Phileas Fogg?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Think I might go to Berlin.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18What are you trying to do? Get as far away from me as possible?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Of course not.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24You know, people in Europe are more tolerant of...people like me.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Go where I said, then.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- I'm thinking about it. - Don't think, Kier. Do.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31It makes sense. You're an artist. Go to Paris.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Then I can come and visit all the time.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Thanks, bro.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Glad Amy's OK.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49# Where do bad folk go when they die?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53# Don't go to heaven where the angels fly
0:06:53 > 0:06:56# Go to a lake of fire and fry
0:06:57 > 0:07:00# See 'em again on the Fourth of July
0:07:00 > 0:07:03# I knew a lady who came from Duluth
0:07:03 > 0:07:06# Bitten by a dog with a rabid tooth
0:07:06 > 0:07:09# Went to her grave just a little too soon... #
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Going to miss you guys.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- We're going to miss you too. - How are you feeling?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Sad.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Nervous. Excited.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21You should be excited, Amy.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23You've been chosen.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Wish I'd risen in Roarton. - Oh, love.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28All the redeemed are special.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Yeah, Amy, but some are more special than others.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Ready?
0:07:39 > 0:07:40SHE SIGHS
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- DOCTOR:- There's some minor tissue damage.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- You say your eyes are getting sore? - They're starting to.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Which is odd, because I'm not supposed to feel pain.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Well, it happens.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Medication you're on stimulates neurogenesis.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Oh, that means it regrows brain cells, love.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- DOCTOR:- Some of those new cells will be pain receptors, I'm afraid.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27How many hours in total do you wear your contacts, Kieren?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- Oh, I wear them all the time. - All the time?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- DOCTOR:- When do you take them out?- I don't.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- SHIRLEY:- Even at night-time?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Yeah, I used to, and then I...
0:08:38 > 0:08:40I just prefer to keep them in.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Contact lenses aren't for continuous use, mate.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Now, have you been doing your affirmations, love?- Yeah.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- SHIRLEY:- OK, do one for us now, will you?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59I'm a Partially Deceased Syndrome sufferer and that is not my fault.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Great.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09There you go. You're off on your travels soon. Going to need these.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Six months' supply of Neurotriptyline.- Mm.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Tricky to get hold of, but I did cos you asked.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Oh, I don't think I'm going to go to Berlin.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- SHIRLEY:- Oh, good on you. Are you staying put?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21No, I'm going to... I might go to Paris.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- DOCTOR:- Either way, you're still going abroad, though, right?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Ooh, listen to him, kicking you out of the country.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29No, I just think the way things are going,
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Kieren's doing the right thing, moving away.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33And why should he have to move?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35He was born, bred and died here.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40You know, this valley's in the books as a place of outstanding natural beauty.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Have to take you on a ramble some time, Doctor.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Show you the sights.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- DOCTOR:- Nurse Wilson, you gave Kieren his shot, yeah?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Oh. No.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Sorry. Sorry, my brain's a sieve...
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- SHE CHUCKLES - ..today. Um...right.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07HISSING
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Voila.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13PHONE RINGS
0:10:13 > 0:10:16We're ready for you now, Freddie.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Hey, did you hear, Shirl?- No.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- About Ken Burton.- Yeah?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22He was on that carriage when they went rabid.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Oh, heck. Is he all right? - No, he's not. He's dead.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28And not like him, neither.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Ken's dead dead.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47- Aaargh!- Oh! Oh!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Aaargh!
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Get off!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59SNARLING
0:11:10 > 0:11:13SNARLS
0:11:17 > 0:11:18SCREAMS
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Looks like that one gave you the right run-around, Gary.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30These rabids are getting more vicious, the more hungry they get.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32We caught that up at Lambert's farm.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34It's a bit too close for comfort, that, innit?
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- You're telling me.- Male rabid caught intact. That's £80.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Thanking you.- He's been shot.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44What? No. I don't carry nothing since t'weapons amnesty.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46On his right knee.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Look, he were coming right for me.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55What am I supposed to use to fend it off, eh? Foul language?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Male rabid damaged.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59£40.
0:12:07 > 0:12:13- VICAR:- If you drug a wolf, it does not stop being a wolf!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Aye, it's docile for a while,
0:12:16 > 0:12:20and when the drugs wear off,
0:12:20 > 0:12:23it will tear you limb from limb!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25That is the nature of the beast!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28To maim! To kill!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30To devour!
0:12:37 > 0:12:41The first risen, demons in disguise.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Agents of Satan.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48They must be judged, every single one of them.
0:12:48 > 0:12:54It's God's given duty to every single one of you!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00The blessed...
0:13:00 > 0:13:03resurrection is doomed,
0:13:03 > 0:13:08until the judgment of the damned is complete!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Amen! - OTHERS: Amen.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Thank you, Vicar.- Thank you.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Vicar Oddie?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Yes?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I'm Maxine Martin.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24MP for Roarton Valley, newly elected.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Another one?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30I'm here because of the recent tragic events.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Kenneth Burton. He was from Roarton, wasn't he?
0:13:35 > 0:13:36He was once.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39I hope his murder hasn't hit the community too hard.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40HE CHUCKLES
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Well, we're very resilient people, miss...
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Martin. Of course you are, Vicar.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48But, as a mark of respect, I'd like to convey my sympathies to the village.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Well, you could have conveyed your respects just now.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55I'm afraid the service is ended.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59I was hoping to speak to more than just a few of the die-hard faithful.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Where's the rest of your flock got to?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- WOMAN:- Paris, France? - KIEREN: Yeah.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Ooh, you don't want to go and live there. They never bathe.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11That's not true.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13I heard they don't have showers in their houses.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Of course they do. - I heard different.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Also, they do their business in a hole. Ugh!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21You don't want to go somewhere like that.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24You want to stay put and take the promotion I'm offering you.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Here. Keys to the kingdom.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31How's that feel, eh? Feels like responsibility, don't it?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34You never know. Work hard, keep your nose clean.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37One day, you could be running this place.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40LOW CHATTER
0:14:49 > 0:14:51LOW VOICES
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Pint of bitter.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Little birdie tells me you're packin'.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02You know how it is.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05This is a weapons-free village. Hand it over.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11No pistol, no pint.
0:15:17 > 0:15:22'Dead 'uns trying to bring about a second Rising? Bloody loons.'
0:15:22 > 0:15:23What did Ken expect?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26You move to the city, you take your life in your hands.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Yeah, too right.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- No.- You've got to get that one there.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Right, right, right. - All right?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Hi, Gaz. You all right, mate?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- What you playing, Daz? - What's it look like?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Don't know. Street Fighter?- Pfff! Street Fighter. Altered Beasts.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Right. Kicking this dead 'un's arse, are you?
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Freddie's not a dead 'un.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53He's a Partially Deceased Syndrome sufferer.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Right.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Hey, I poached myself one of those partly dead whatdyamacallits today.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Got a few bob. Fancy a sarnie on me?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Know when I fancied a sarnie? The time you locked me up in t'cage
0:16:04 > 0:16:07and went round saying I was turning into a dead...
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Partially Deceased Syndrome sufferer.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- That's when I were hungry. - Come on, mate.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Oh, just do one, Gaz.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21COMPUTER BEEPS Oh!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25LOW CHATTER
0:16:46 > 0:16:49GIRL LAUGHS
0:16:49 > 0:16:51LOW CHATTER
0:16:54 > 0:16:56LAUGHTER
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- See that? - See what?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- She looked right at me. - No, she didn't.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11You need your contacts checking.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Oh, forget it, Henry.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16When she's 60, you'll still be 16.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20It's not a problem. I like a maturer woman.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Check it out. Made it myself.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Never going to happen.- It is.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29A living-deceased relationship in Roarton Valley?
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Have you been missing your meds? Cos you're talking like a brainless rabid.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35You do know she was in the Human Volunteer Force?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Why do you think I came back from the dead in the first place?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41It's so me and Jem Walker can be together.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44It's fate, man, written in stars.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Her brother's PDS.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I've got to have a chance.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03This is where your constituents spend most of their days, Miss Martin.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Wonderful.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Get me a double whisky, there's a good lad.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Hi there.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Can I squeeze in? - Please yourself.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I'm Maxine, your local MP.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19How's everyone holding up?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- All right. - Main road needs fixing up.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25I mean, how's everyone holding up after the news about Ken Burton?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Oh, aye, we were just talking about that.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29- MAXINE:- I'm sure you were.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34It's tragic, but, er...you will pay the price if you go off gallivanting.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- I told him, didn't I? - You did.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40I said, "Ken, if you want a change, just move down the valley."
0:18:40 > 0:18:43But, oh, no. He insisted on moving to the city.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46I'm sorry, but, well, he doomed himself.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50So, you're not that concerned there was a PDS terrorist attack in Lancashire?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Hm.- Weighs on your mind, I suppose.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56But that sort of thing happens in those cities, doesn't it?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58So, are you from the city, then, Mrs?
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Oh, no, I was born here.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- Were you? - Born but not bred.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I moved away a long time ago. Could say I'm a local girl done good.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Oh, well, excuse us while we break out the bunting.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10WOMEN CHUCKLE
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Anyone for a top-up?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Oh, don't mind if I do. - I'll have a pint, please.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Mm.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- MAXINE:- A pint and two halves of bitter, please.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22She's got a high opinion of herself, don't she?
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Hasn't she just?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Did you know Ken Burton?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29He was my next-door neighbour. Can't believe it.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- HE SCOFFS - It's senseless.- I agree.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34A senseless tragedy.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36SHE TUTS
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Oh. Oh, you're...
0:19:42 > 0:19:43..you're...
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- MAXINE:- And so is he.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52It's very relaxed in here, isn't it?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Could you bring those over for me? Thanks.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58What was all that about?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00That's Maxine Martin. She's a member of Victus.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Victus? Jesus. Really?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Don't worry. She won't be staying long.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Did you go to school in the valley, Miss Martin?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I went to the primary school. Never made it to the big one.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Mum? Dad?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39HE TYPES
0:20:51 > 0:20:54'Ladies and gentlemen,
0:20:54 > 0:20:58'do not be fooled by the lies peddled by the corrupt elite.'
0:20:58 > 0:21:00AUDIENCE MEMBERS AGREE
0:21:00 > 0:21:03'These so-called Partially Deceased Syndrome sufferers
0:21:03 > 0:21:06'are not like you or me...
0:21:06 > 0:21:09'with normal hopes and normal dreams.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11'They may pretend to be like us,
0:21:11 > 0:21:16'but what lies beneath that mask of make-up and medication
0:21:16 > 0:21:21'is a cold, hard killer that cannot be reasoned with.'
0:21:21 > 0:21:22MURMURS OF AGREEMENT
0:21:22 > 0:21:25'The PDS sufferer in your home,
0:21:25 > 0:21:28'in your shop, in your pub,
0:21:28 > 0:21:32'is one missed dose away from tearing your head apart.'
0:21:32 > 0:21:35AUDIENCE MEMBER: Completely, yeah.
0:21:54 > 0:21:59I assumed it would be a... a whistle-stop visit, Miss Martin.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Well, I'm a firm believer in local government,
0:22:01 > 0:22:04meeting my constituents face to face,
0:22:04 > 0:22:06and for that I need a comfortable, professional environment.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14A few cobwebs. Nothing that a good airing won't solve.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I'll leave Philip at your disposal.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20I hope you're not afraid of a little elbow grease, Philip.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Right...
0:22:26 > 0:22:30# And I was better where
0:22:32 > 0:22:33# I was miserable
0:22:33 > 0:22:37# Why didn't you leave me there?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44# And I love you Please, don't go
0:22:46 > 0:22:51# But don't you sit there looking like you know
0:22:52 > 0:22:57# That I'm the one that kept you from your home
0:23:01 > 0:23:03# Don't
0:23:03 > 0:23:05# Go
0:23:07 > 0:23:10# Don't go
0:23:13 > 0:23:15# Don't go... #
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- KIEREN:- I've got to get out of here, Rick.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24I don't want to be pulling pints in the flippin' Legion for the rest of my...
0:23:24 > 0:23:25HE SIGHS
0:23:25 > 0:23:27..for ever. Huh!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Jesus. What am I doing?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34I'm talking to you, and you're not even here!
0:23:34 > 0:23:38I thought I was the only one who did that.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Amy?!
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Oh! Kieren Walker!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47As I live and breathe!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Oh! - Oh.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54- What are you doing here? - I live here, handsome!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56HE CHUCKLES
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Paris? - Yeah, I'm off any day now.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Do you even speak a word of Francais, Kieren Walker?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04I got a B in French GCSE.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Oh, well, sacre bleu! You're good to go, then.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Anyway, there's no need to run off into the great blue yonder now I'm back.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Yeah, maybe. - BOYS SHOUTING
0:24:13 > 0:24:14You like?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Course I do. But it's a bit out of the blue.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- CHUCKLING - Here you are. I think I'm in shock.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22I'm a stunner, handsome. What can I say?
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Now, look, I've got some bad news to break
0:24:25 > 0:24:29and I don't want you getting too depressed and distraught, OK?
0:24:29 > 0:24:30OK.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32The wedding's off.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- Wedding? - Ours, dumb-dumb.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Oh.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Oh!
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- I am betrothed to another. - Who?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42That's for me to know and you to find out.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43What's that supposed to mean?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Who are you betrothed to? - What about you?
0:24:45 > 0:24:49I know you're probably still very heartbroken. Over me, of course.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51But is there anyone else on the horizon
0:24:51 > 0:24:54who could console you over our dashed nuptials?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56What? No, course there isn't.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- Er...why?- Who'd want someone like me?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Er...anyone with eyes in their nogs.- Yeah, right.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Don't talk daft, Kieren Walker. You're gorgeous!
0:25:05 > 0:25:09You're more than gorgeous. You're more-geous.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- Mm. - You're incredibly special.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13- That so? - Mm.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16You rose in Roarton, for starters. That's monumental.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23How does that make me special?
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Amy?
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Amy?
0:25:30 > 0:25:34- They should all be there, Miss Martin.- They're clearly not.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37The parish records are usually kept in very good order.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40I'd like them found and given to me as soon as possible, please.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43When you've finished the clearing, of course.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58- It's a myth.- It's true.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00The first to rise from their graves were the dead of Roarton Village.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- Who's been telling you that?- People.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06People? People like the Undead Prophet, you mean?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08I didn't actually get to meet the Undead Prophet at the commune.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Who did you meet?
0:26:11 > 0:26:14That's for me to know and you to find out.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Who's that in your bungalow?
0:26:16 > 0:26:20What are you doing tomorrow? Apart from going to live in a different country.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Do you think you can dampen down your wanderlust for one extra day?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- Why? - I want you to meet the beau.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Our final resting place tomorrow, 10am.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Say yea. - All right, then.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Is that a yea?- It's a yes, if that's what you mean.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Yea!
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Yea!
0:26:37 > 0:26:38- Yea! - BOTH LAUGH
0:26:38 > 0:26:41I'm really glad you're back.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43It's fate, Kieren Walker!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Everything happens for a reason. You've got to start believing that.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49You've come back a zombie Buddha.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Don't use that word.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Sorry. Partially Deceased Buddha.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58That's even worse. That's the name the living gave us.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02We are the Undead. We are the redeemed. Got it?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Aw! Look at that face!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12So nice to squeeze it again.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Why would she want the parish records?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23I don't know, sir.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26But I couldn't find 'em and I looked everywhere.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28I'm still supposed to be looking for them right now.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Last thing she said to me before she went off to check in at the B&B.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36I think she might be more switched on than the last one that came up, sir.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Don't worry, lad. I'll keep a close eye on her.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40She'll hold her little surgery tomorrow
0:27:40 > 0:27:43and be on the train back to Sodom before sundown.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Bathroom's just there. Breakfast is from 7am.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Ooh! Swish.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59- SHE LAUGHS - This is our executive suite.
0:27:59 > 0:28:00I put you in this one especially.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Oh, thank you. That's very kind of you, er...
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Sandra. No trouble at all.
0:28:05 > 0:28:09You're very welcome to join us downstairs tonight, Miss Martin.
0:28:09 > 0:28:10My detective show's on in an hour.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Oh, is it a mystery? I love those, me.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16It is a mystery, Miss Martin, a big one. Everyone's a suspect.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20Oh, how exciting! I'll be there with bells on.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26Just to warn you. My...my mother-in-law's...
0:28:27 > 0:28:28Ah.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30I had no choice in the matter.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34I voted for you in the election.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37I went into town especially. Voted Victus.
0:28:38 > 0:28:42Round here, folk want to pretend that everything's all right.
0:28:42 > 0:28:43But it's not.
0:28:43 > 0:28:48Something has got to be done about those...about those things.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51I couldn't agree with you more, Sandra.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44BUZZER SOUNDS
0:29:44 > 0:29:45'Password?'
0:29:45 > 0:29:47The goddess Ishtar.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51BUZZER SOUNDS
0:29:51 > 0:29:53ROCK MUSIC
0:29:54 > 0:29:58- So, she just turned up out of the blue?- Yeah, she's back at the bungalow.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00- Why is she back? - I don't know.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Maybe she just missed Kieren, Dad.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04- Or she's come to blow us all up.- Steve!
0:30:04 > 0:30:06- Jesus! - STEVE:- What?
0:30:06 > 0:30:09I'm just letting it all hang out, saying what I feel.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11I can't be the only one who's worried about these extremists.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14- Rabids are bloody scary. - Dad!
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Not like him. I'm talking about the other ones.
0:30:17 > 0:30:21The killers. The rabids that were eating people's brains during the Rising.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23He weren't doing any of that.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26He was just roaming around on his tod till the Army picked him up.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29- That's right, isn't it, Kier? - Yeah, um...I was...
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Um...
0:30:37 > 0:30:40Er...I...er...
0:30:41 > 0:30:43Huh! Bloody hell, Jem!
0:30:43 > 0:30:45Got it all over my new jeans.
0:30:45 > 0:30:46SHE LAUGHS
0:30:46 > 0:30:48- I did you a favour. - These are designer.
0:30:48 > 0:30:52Designed by who? It's like you've been raiding Mum's wardrobe.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54Well, they do look a bit...
0:30:54 > 0:30:56mumsy, love.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Kier?
0:30:58 > 0:31:02Yeah, from the back, they sort of have a granny-ish quality, Dad.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Granny-ish?
0:31:04 > 0:31:06You're wearing 'em too high, Steve.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10That's how you're supposed to wear 'em. Paid 40 quid for these.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40TV: 'I'm going after the suspect.'
0:32:40 > 0:32:44'Don't follow him into that abandoned mineshaft, DCI Grafton. It's dangerous.'
0:32:46 > 0:32:48I don't like this programme.
0:32:48 > 0:32:49Mother.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52The characters are stupid and the plot's predictable.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54This is Sandra's favourite programme, Mum.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59It's our favourite programme so if you could just leave it alone...
0:32:59 > 0:33:03I didn't crawl out of the grave to spend my time watching rubbish like this.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06- MURMURS:- I wish you'd crawl back. - What?
0:33:06 > 0:33:08What did she say to me? Clive?!
0:33:08 > 0:33:11- Sandra, will you... - Shut up. Shut up!
0:33:11 > 0:33:12TV: 'You're nicked.'
0:33:12 > 0:33:14They always do this.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16- WOMAN ON TV: 'Halperin & Weston...' - Bloody ads. Oh!
0:33:16 > 0:33:19'..proud sponsors of Britain's favourite...'
0:33:19 > 0:33:20Time to feed Lewis.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24'Halperin & Weston aren't just satisfied
0:33:24 > 0:33:28'with being the number-one specialists when it comes to treating...'
0:33:28 > 0:33:30RATTLING
0:33:32 > 0:33:34RATTLING
0:33:34 > 0:33:35WHISTLES
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Lewis?
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Tea!
0:33:42 > 0:33:44WHISTLES
0:33:47 > 0:33:50Oh, come on, you silly cat. Where are you?
0:33:51 > 0:33:52WHISTLES
0:33:54 > 0:33:56BANGING
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Sandra! It's back on.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03RATTLING
0:34:03 > 0:34:04Yaaah!
0:34:04 > 0:34:06SCREAMING
0:34:06 > 0:34:07Sandra!
0:34:07 > 0:34:09- Call the HVF!- Oh, they disbanded yonks ago.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12- Good riddance to 'em! - Where are your weapons?
0:34:12 > 0:34:14- I've only got tools.- Show me!
0:34:14 > 0:34:16SCREAMING
0:34:22 > 0:34:25SCREAMING
0:34:25 > 0:34:27WHIRRING
0:34:33 > 0:34:35SOBBING AND SHRIEKING
0:34:35 > 0:34:36Ssh, you're all right.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38Come on. You're all right, you're all right. Ssh, ssh, ssh!
0:34:38 > 0:34:40Ssh, you're OK, love.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42SOBBING
0:34:42 > 0:34:43Ssh.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Morning, Helen, love.
0:36:41 > 0:36:42GUNSHOT
0:36:44 > 0:36:47- JEM:- Please! Someone help me! Please!
0:36:49 > 0:36:50GASPING
0:36:50 > 0:36:53Somebody, please help me!
0:36:53 > 0:36:54He's coming! He's coming!
0:36:57 > 0:37:00No, don't look at me...
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Help me.
0:37:24 > 0:37:28MAN ON RADIO: 'OK, switchboard's lined up regarding the tragic events.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30'Er...Trevor, mate, what's on your mind?'
0:37:30 > 0:37:33- TREVOR:- 'Well, I'm...I'm scared, Dave. I'm not going to lie to you.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36'This...this ULA bunch want to bring about a second Rising.'
0:37:36 > 0:37:39'My cousin, he...he died in the first war.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41'He...he was an HVF fighter, who's...
0:37:41 > 0:37:43'Well, he's just been forgotten about. It's a disgrace.'
0:37:43 > 0:37:45DAVE: 'I'm really sorry to hear that, Trev.'
0:37:45 > 0:37:49- TREV:- 'I don't understand why anyone would want that again, living or Undead.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51'I mean, that's what got me voting Victus.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54'They're the only ones talking about the issues that matter.'
0:37:54 > 0:37:58DAVE: 'OK. Er...OK, well, some interesting points from Trevor there.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00'Er...next we've got Davina on the line.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02'Hi, Davina. What's your take on this PDS problem?'
0:38:10 > 0:38:11Excuse me.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15You're, er...you're sitting on my grave.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18This you? Oh.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21I'm sorry. Didn't realise you were one of us.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23All the...on your face.
0:38:26 > 0:38:27You...
0:38:29 > 0:38:31SIGHS
0:38:31 > 0:38:34Gone is the face we loved so dear.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36Silent the voice we loved to hear.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41It rhymes.
0:38:41 > 0:38:42Yeah, I didn't choose it.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44What would you have chosen?
0:38:46 > 0:38:47Maybe a poem or something.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Huh.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51"I balanced all, brought all to mind
0:38:51 > 0:38:53"The years to come seemed waste of breath
0:38:53 > 0:38:56"A waste of breath the years behind
0:38:56 > 0:38:58"In balance with this life, this death."
0:39:00 > 0:39:03That's what I would have wanted.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06Oh, great! You guys have met.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Not formally.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10Kieren Walker, this is Simon.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13Kieren was the one I was telling you about.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16Simon is one of the 12 disciples of the Undead Prophet.
0:39:17 > 0:39:18Ah, right.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21You heard of the Liberation Movement, Kieren?
0:39:21 > 0:39:24I heard some...disturbing stuff.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Really? Like what?
0:39:26 > 0:39:29People taking pills and going rabid on public transport.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32That wasn't the ULA, handsome.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35They took Blue Oblivion pills and quoted Revelations, Amy.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37How many people died in that tram attack?
0:39:37 > 0:39:3913, including my neighbour.
0:39:39 > 0:39:44Well, I'm sorry to hear that, but atrocities happened on both sides.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46The Ravenshead massacre.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49A man went on a shooting spree in his own home town.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51Shot ten Undead people in the head.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53He gets five years,
0:39:53 > 0:39:57because the judge said that Partially Deceased people were only half a person.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Yeah, I don't agree with that either.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02The Undead Liberation Army's about protecting the redeemed from the living.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05Why? Because no-one else will.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty."
0:40:08 > 0:40:09- Exactly.- Yeah, well,
0:40:09 > 0:40:13if you could keep your resisting to yourselves, that would be great.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15You know, this place has had its troubles.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17It's moved on and there's no need to cause more of it.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19Well, how are we causing trouble?
0:40:19 > 0:40:23- HE SNORTS - By going around like you are.
0:40:23 > 0:40:24Like we are?
0:40:24 > 0:40:27Yeah, with...you know, without your mousse and your contacts in.
0:40:27 > 0:40:31- This is who we are, dumb-dumb. - Yes, I know, Amy.
0:40:31 > 0:40:35It's who you are, Kieren, and running away won't change that.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37I'm not running away.
0:40:38 > 0:40:39I'm going to start a new life.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42You've already been given a new life.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46And you can live it here. Don't let anyone tell you any different.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54We're all agreed with the allocations...
0:40:54 > 0:40:56- MARTINE MURMURS - ...of this month's funds.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59You've nothing in the budget to fix the fence?
0:40:59 > 0:41:03- How many times, Councillor?- I hear grumblings, Chairman.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06Folks are worried that perimeter fence isn't secure enough.
0:41:06 > 0:41:08It was maintained by Dean Halton not three months ago.
0:41:08 > 0:41:13This the same Dean Halton that put a stile in the fence when it were first erected?
0:41:13 > 0:41:15It's not secure.
0:41:15 > 0:41:16I know that's true.
0:41:17 > 0:41:21A rabid came into the back garden of the B&B last night.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24- Almost killed Sandra Furness.- What did you do?
0:41:24 > 0:41:27I had to deal with it myself.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29- Deal with it? - Put it down.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Were...were it a he or a she?
0:41:34 > 0:41:37It was skin and bones.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40Was it a he or was it a she?
0:41:40 > 0:41:45It was a he, and he wasn't a local, so no need to worry.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48That rabid was someone's son.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50- SHE SCOFFS - Oh, spare me.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53That rabid was going to rip a person apart.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55What should I have done, reasoned with it?
0:41:55 > 0:41:56Rabids are people too.
0:41:56 > 0:42:00Well, last time I checked, people don't go around trying to eat one another.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03If the patrols were still active, I wouldn't have had to do it.
0:42:03 > 0:42:04Hear, hear!
0:42:04 > 0:42:08Proves my point. Something needs doing around perimeter fence.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10I agree. I'll put in a call to HQ today.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16DEPARTING FOOTSTEPS
0:42:33 > 0:42:34SIGHS
0:42:37 > 0:42:39- SUE:- Jem? I'm just popping out for a few bits and pieces.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42- Do you want to come? - No, thanks!
0:42:42 > 0:42:44OK, love. See you in a bit.
0:42:49 > 0:42:50Mum?
0:42:50 > 0:42:52Hang on a sec!
0:42:54 > 0:42:55KNOCK AT DOOR
0:42:55 > 0:42:58Come in.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01I believe we might have got off on the wrong foot.
0:43:02 > 0:43:06Are you a Scotch connoisseur at all, Miss Martin?
0:43:06 > 0:43:09- I've been known to enjoy a dram or two.- A dram?
0:43:10 > 0:43:13Good. Good.
0:43:13 > 0:43:15Why don't you make your way over to the vicarage later?
0:43:15 > 0:43:19- Say 7.30. - I'd like that, sir.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Well, I'm bloody skint.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31Me and you both, and there's nowt down that Jobcentre.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Aye, cos every tart around here is employing those rotten bastards!
0:43:34 > 0:43:37Oh, dear. I should watch my language, though, shouldn't I?
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Can't even say boo to a goose these days.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42You know, we saved the world once. You'd think that'd be worth summat.
0:43:42 > 0:43:45It's like the Rising never happened. Aye, but it did.
0:43:45 > 0:43:49And when it happens again, the whole village'll come crawling back.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51- HIGH-PITCHED:- Help us, Gary...sir!
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Dead 'uns are chewin' on me granny's head!
0:43:53 > 0:43:57We'll get Jem Walker back in uniform. I heard she's in a uniform,
0:43:57 > 0:43:59a school one.
0:43:59 > 0:44:03Hey, that's a war hero you're talking about, Private.
0:44:03 > 0:44:06No, for that show of disrespect, you're getting the drinks in.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15Mum, can we hurry up?
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Yeah, we've got quite a few things now, haven't we?
0:44:17 > 0:44:20Um...definitely something else that I need on here now.
0:44:20 > 0:44:21TANNOY BINGS
0:44:21 > 0:44:26WOMAN: 'Clean-up in aisle four please! Clean-up in aisle four.'
0:44:26 > 0:44:27- SOPHIE:- Hiya, Sue.
0:44:27 > 0:44:29Oh, hi, Sophie. How are you?
0:44:31 > 0:44:36I wanted to ask you a question about your Kieren, Sue.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39- Oh?- Is he...gifted?
0:44:39 > 0:44:41- SHE SNORTS - Well, we like to think so.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43So's my Henry.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46What sort of supernatural talent does your Kieren possess?
0:44:46 > 0:44:49My Henry's psychic.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52What with him passing over and coming back again,
0:44:52 > 0:44:55he can now communicate with the dead, all sorts of the departed.
0:44:55 > 0:44:57Young, old, good ones, bad ones. He can do 'em all.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00Just the other day, I was going up the stairs and I heard...
0:45:00 > 0:45:03Er...sorry. Yeah, carry on for us, would you, love?
0:45:06 > 0:45:08- Sorry, Sue.- Yes, I heard this noise.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11And I was just about to go in...I was just about to go into the bathroom, actually.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13But something...
0:45:13 > 0:45:14CONVERSATION FADES
0:45:41 > 0:45:43SIGHS
0:45:52 > 0:45:54Excuse me.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56Excuse me. I'm sorry, I'm looking for, um...
0:45:57 > 0:45:58Don't.
0:45:58 > 0:46:02Don't, don't, don't. Please, please. Please. Turn away, turn away, please!
0:46:05 > 0:46:06JEM GASPS
0:46:06 > 0:46:08Is it cos of my eyes? I'm sorry.
0:46:08 > 0:46:11I had to take them out. They were killing me.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16JEM GASPS
0:46:18 > 0:46:21MUSIC: "Beekeeper" by Keaton Henson
0:46:25 > 0:46:26# Believe me
0:46:30 > 0:46:32# Believe me
0:46:32 > 0:46:36# This loneliness won't go away
0:46:41 > 0:46:47# Hear me, oh, woman that has gone astray
0:46:48 > 0:46:49# Gone astray
0:47:01 > 0:47:02# Your friends
0:47:06 > 0:47:11# Your friends will always just be in your way
0:47:14 > 0:47:15# Trust me... #
0:47:15 > 0:47:17- SIMON:- Come in.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19- # Darling, either way...- #
0:47:21 > 0:47:23What do you think?
0:47:23 > 0:47:25Oh, stunning.
0:47:27 > 0:47:31# ...You all say I've crossed a line
0:47:32 > 0:47:36# But the sad fact is I've lost my mind... #
0:47:37 > 0:47:40# They moan, they shuffle Wanna eat our brains!
0:47:40 > 0:47:42# We'll never surrender
0:47:42 > 0:47:45- # We'll never be tamed...- # All right, Gaz, easy now.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48Ah, bugger 'em, man. That's what everyone's thinking.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50I've just got balls to say it.
0:47:50 > 0:47:51HE CHUCKLES
0:47:51 > 0:47:53That one's not finished.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55- Yeah, that one ain't dead yet. - CRONIES LAUGH
0:47:55 > 0:47:59Did you hear me say that to him? I'm dead funny, me.
0:48:09 > 0:48:12- What are you doing here?- I work in here. What are you doing here?
0:48:12 > 0:48:15We're on a night out.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46DOORBELL RINGS
0:49:20 > 0:49:22To the future.
0:49:24 > 0:49:27With your powerful connections
0:49:27 > 0:49:29and my robust leadership,
0:49:29 > 0:49:33I think we can bring this community back from the brink,
0:49:33 > 0:49:36get those walking abominations judged,
0:49:36 > 0:49:39and then...well, then, hallelujah.
0:49:39 > 0:49:40Judged?
0:49:40 > 0:49:41HE CHUCKLES
0:49:41 > 0:49:43Yes, of course.
0:49:43 > 0:49:47Mustn't spill the beans till the end is nigh.
0:49:49 > 0:49:53I'd like to show you something very special, if I may.
0:50:00 > 0:50:02Summat stinks rotten in here. Am I right?
0:50:02 > 0:50:04- MURMURS:- All right, guys, you've made your point.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07We should be free to go wherever we want, however we want.
0:50:07 > 0:50:09- Basic human rights, hon. - Don't rock the boat, Amy.
0:50:09 > 0:50:11- GARY:- That's right, you tell 'em.
0:50:11 > 0:50:14Cover up or get the hell out, you fucking rotters!
0:50:16 > 0:50:18All right, Gary, get out.
0:50:18 > 0:50:19- HE SNIGGERS - You what?
0:50:19 > 0:50:22You can't be talking like that. Get out.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24Are you going to make me, dry rot?
0:50:25 > 0:50:27Leave.
0:50:37 > 0:50:38HE TUTS
0:50:38 > 0:50:42I don't take orders from a lad who wears make-up.
0:50:42 > 0:50:43CRONIES LAUGH
0:50:44 > 0:50:46Oi!
0:50:46 > 0:50:50- Fucking rotter!- Are you all right, Gaz? Go on.
0:50:50 > 0:50:52Aah! Aah!
0:50:54 > 0:50:55Off him!
0:50:55 > 0:50:56CHOKING
0:50:56 > 0:50:58Get off him!
0:50:58 > 0:51:01- CHOKING - Shoot him, Pearl!
0:51:01 > 0:51:03Shoot it!
0:51:03 > 0:51:05Shoot the rot! You gave him fair warning!
0:51:05 > 0:51:09GUN COCKS Everybody stay where they are.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11GARY CHOKING
0:51:15 > 0:51:17I said, stay where you are!
0:51:17 > 0:51:19GARY GROANS
0:51:19 > 0:51:21GARY CHOKES
0:51:23 > 0:51:26KEYS JINGLE
0:51:26 > 0:51:28GARY CHOKING
0:51:28 > 0:51:30- SIMON:- Kieren.
0:51:32 > 0:51:34GARY CHOKING
0:51:34 > 0:51:37GROANS
0:51:39 > 0:51:42When the first risen are vanquished,
0:51:42 > 0:51:44the trumpet shall sound
0:51:44 > 0:51:47and the dead shall rise incorruptible.
0:51:48 > 0:51:54This bunker will keep me and Helen safe in the inevitable war.
0:51:54 > 0:51:57- Helen? - My wife.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00She will be returning, come the second resurrection.
0:52:01 > 0:52:03There's room for more.
0:52:04 > 0:52:07You don't have to pretend with me.
0:52:08 > 0:52:10I know who you are.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13I know why you're really here.
0:52:14 > 0:52:18We keep very thorough records in this parish.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21Don't worry.
0:52:21 > 0:52:26When the first risen are completely destroyed, we'll both get what we want.
0:52:26 > 0:52:28Completely destroyed?
0:52:28 > 0:52:31Eliminated, killed, all of them.
0:52:31 > 0:52:35It's the only way to bring about the second Rising.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37You've got it so wrong.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39- I beg your pardon? - You've gone insane.
0:52:39 > 0:52:40How dare you?
0:52:40 > 0:52:44I don't want a second Rising. That's the last thing I want.
0:52:44 > 0:52:48You've managed to turn this village upside-down.
0:52:48 > 0:52:51This community used to be a beacon of hope and now it's in chaos.
0:52:51 > 0:52:55You're letting the first risen roam free! What's the matter with you?
0:52:55 > 0:52:59- I won't be spoken to like this. - You're through, Vicar.
0:52:59 > 0:53:03Through? I am the authority in this village!
0:53:03 > 0:53:07I'm the one that kept the hordes at bay! You trumped-up...
0:53:07 > 0:53:08CHOKES
0:53:11 > 0:53:13GASPS
0:53:14 > 0:53:17CHOKES
0:53:32 > 0:53:34VICAR GASPS AND WHEEZES
0:54:34 > 0:54:35- You came.- Yeah.
0:54:35 > 0:54:38MUSIC POUNDS
0:54:39 > 0:54:43I'm going to try and stop a certain Roarton riser from leaving.
0:54:49 > 0:54:52I have your birth date and your death date
0:54:52 > 0:54:54but I don't have your time of rising.
0:55:02 > 0:55:03What do you want to know?
0:55:04 > 0:55:06ROARS
0:55:06 > 0:55:07SCREAMS