0:00:03 > 0:00:05LOUD MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Two households.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21Both alike in poverty, in adequate Abercarn where we lay our scene.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25From quarrel over the fence's legality,
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Where civil dispute make civil people meet.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31From forth the pernickety loins of these two foes
0:00:31 > 0:00:34A pair of star-crossed lovers take a chance,
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Bringing family and friends to blows
0:00:38 > 0:00:41All for the thrill of just one sultry dance.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Did you see Russell and Jameela making eyes at each other earlier?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- Oh, my God, they're defo hooking up. - They're not today.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Didn't you see Jameela's dad drag her out earlier?- No! When?
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Half hour ago? He don't get on with Russ's family. There's bad blood.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59- Something will end up happening, it always does.- Yeah.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Damn signal.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Wait. What's that in the window?
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Oh, man!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21It's like the password reset e-mail when you can't get in
0:01:21 > 0:01:23your Netflix account.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26And Jameela is the tablet.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29She's the glory of the web in human form!
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Russell? Russell?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Where you at, Russell?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Tell your father he's a clown and I'll tell mine he's a fool.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43God...
0:01:43 > 0:01:45You're so fit.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Should I tell her I'm here?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Seems a bit dodge hiding in a bush like this.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53It's that stupid fence's fault.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I mean, why didn't Dad just put up the same fence?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- I'd scale a million fences to get to you.- Russell!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Why are you here?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07If my Dad catches you... You know what he's like.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09I don't care about dads or stupid fences.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Wire mesh might be able to cage chickens but it can't hold back love.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Yeah, but if he finds you he'll...
0:02:15 > 0:02:19If you didn't heart me back, I'd rather he found me.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21To go on without you on my arm
0:02:21 > 0:02:23would be more pain than a billion beatdowns.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26So you're saying you like me, then?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Like...like, like me?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30More than anything.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32If I could like you on Facebook I'd like you with one of those
0:02:32 > 0:02:34massive thumbs you use in the chat.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37But even that wouldn't be big enough to show you how
0:02:37 > 0:02:38big my like for you is.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Look, I know what you think.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I just don't throw it about for anyone, you know.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44You're not just anyone to me.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I'd go a million nights without relief
0:02:46 > 0:02:49for just one kiss from those lips.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Ah. OK. Quick, climb up!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Two young lovers up on cloud nine.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Feeling the stars in the skies have aligned. Unaware that...
0:03:03 > 0:03:07HE SNIFFS ..someone is sniffing around
0:03:07 > 0:03:10with the intent of bringing them crashing back to the ground.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11CLOCK TICKS
0:03:18 > 0:03:21You're still on that silly video site?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23The hours you waste on that thing.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28If she's not down here in two minutes, I'll be going up there and bringing her down myself.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Really, Arjun? She's 16.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32You have to allow her a bit of freedom.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33One minute 30 and counting.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Don't you think it was a bit harsh, you dragging her out there like that?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40That family, they're not right!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42The house is pink. Pink!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45The rest of the street manages to stay within the accepted colour schemes.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Does it really matter?- And as for that malarkey with the fence...
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- It was our workers that damaged it. - It's a shared fence.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55If that boy had not chipped the pebbledash with his football,
0:03:55 > 0:03:57we would not have needed scaffolding
0:03:57 > 0:03:59and the fence wouldn't have been damaged.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Actions have consequences!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03It's been over a month now
0:04:03 > 0:04:06and they haven't offered any financial recompense.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- He's just a boy. He was just playing.- No! No!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16No girl of mine is going to be gallivanting around with
0:04:16 > 0:04:20the offspring of a man with such a flimsy grasp of property law!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I shall make sure of that.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31What are we going to do?
0:04:31 > 0:04:35I mean, I want everyone to know we're together.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36My dad will never let us.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I've got an idea.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Jameela? What are you doing? Your mother's prepared food.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45I'm coming now!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Quick! You need to go.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51What's the plan?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54You've got until the count of three, girl.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55- One...- I'll message you.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- I yearn for that message.- Two...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Three!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Come on, girl, we haven't got all bloody day.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25LOUD MUSIC
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Where have you been? - The only place I ever want to be.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- I've been with Jameela. - Oh, I see what's going on here.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Look, I haven't got any signal. I need you to message her for me.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Tell her to update her privacy settings on Facebook.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48That way we can make it official.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50I'm sorry, you forgot the bit where I died
0:05:50 > 0:05:53and come back as your love secretary.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Fine.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56What you think you're doing, Russ?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I just saw you crawling from my cousin's back.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- What business have you go there? - My business is no business of yours.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Is there a problem here, ladies?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Your mate has been slithering out of cousin's back
0:06:08 > 0:06:10like some sneaking dog.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Oh, come on, who cares? It's only a party.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Look, I don't want any trouble, ta.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17I know we've had beef but that's in the past.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I've got nothing but love for you.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Have you suffered some serious head trauma or something?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I'll deal with this clown.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Right, Tahir, why don't we have a quick selfie?
0:06:26 > 0:06:30It'll be proof that the beating you're about to receive isn't what made you so ugly.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33My phone!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35BOYS LAUGH
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Is it OK?- No, the screen's broke.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42What are you lookin' at?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Dwayne's been filming this the whole time.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48The video's up on Twitter, and YouTube and Facebook.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50It's everywhere.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52He's dead.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Socially speaking.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58So you like to post videos online, eh? Why stop there?
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Everyone, film this.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06After this, you, me, or the both of us,
0:07:06 > 0:07:08we'll both be fodder for the trolls.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Let's see what my followers think you deserve.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17'Draw on his face.'
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I haven't got a pen.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- 'Put chilli on his nose.' - Chilli? Why would I have chilli?
0:07:23 > 0:07:27I don't carry condiments around in my pockets, I'm not a fat, hairy biker chef.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29'Seriously, come on, internet.'
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- 'Give him a wedgie.' - Are you serious?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Tickle him?
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- That's stupid.- Why's it stupid, Tahir? Why is it stupid? Tell me.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- 'Go on. Tell me, Go on. - No, please, stop. Stop it.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- 'Why's it stupid?- No, please, stop. - What are you hiding, Tahir?'
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Go on, share it over the internet.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Really?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51LAUGHTER
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Share it.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55PEOPLE LAUGH AND CLAP
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- RUSSELL:- Share it far and wide.
0:08:02 > 0:08:07Russell, why? Dad will never let us be together now.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Russell. Jameela will see this.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15She'll see what you've done to her cousin.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18The party's over, guys. Go home.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30I'm such a clown.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35What's he done, our poor young Russ?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38He didn't want a fight or cause a ruckus.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41But trouble keeps brewing stronger and stronger.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Will his relationship last much longer?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50PHONE RINGS
0:08:55 > 0:08:56# Oh
0:08:58 > 0:09:00# Oh... #
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Jameela! I have to explain.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04# Oh-ho
0:09:04 > 0:09:08# This gentry's got me thinking, I'm surviving I'm not living
0:09:08 > 0:09:11# I'm not looking for direction, just forgetting all perfection
0:09:11 > 0:09:14# Feeling love and strong connection but my sight's got me telling this
0:09:14 > 0:09:18# Forever's never ending, forever's never ending with you-ooo
0:09:20 > 0:09:22# With you-ooo
0:09:22 > 0:09:24# With you-ooo
0:09:24 > 0:09:28# With you-ooo... #
0:09:28 > 0:09:29What are you doing, Dad?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Just shutting out the light for you, darling.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36You look a bit tired. Why don't you have a little lie down?
0:09:45 > 0:09:49# I wait my time, I wait my time, wait my time, wait my time... #
0:09:49 > 0:09:51TEXT ALERT
0:09:51 > 0:09:55# You'll be mine, you'll be mine, you'll be mine, you'll be mine
0:09:56 > 0:10:00# I wait my time, wait my time, wait my time, wait my time
0:10:01 > 0:10:04# You'll be mine, you'll be mine, you'll be mine... #
0:10:04 > 0:10:08A glooming peace this afternoon with it brings.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Teenagers, for sorrow, will not show their face.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Friends and enemies will talk of these sad things.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Some shall cry, some will laugh at their disgrace.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24For never has an adaptation caused such a bustle
0:10:24 > 0:10:27As this of Jameela and her poor Russell.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32# I'll wait my time, wait my time, wait my time, wait my time
0:10:33 > 0:10:37# You'll be mine, you'll be mine, you'll be mine, you'll be mine
0:10:39 > 0:10:43# I'll wait my time, wait my time, wait my time, wait my time... #
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- 'Seriously? Come on, internet. - Give him a wedgie!
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- 'Are you serious?- Tickle him?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- 'That's stupid. - Why is it stupid, Tahir?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58'Come on. Why's it stupid? Tell me. Go on.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01'What are you hiding, Tahir? Share with the internet.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04'Ho-ho! Really?'