0:00:16 > 0:00:19I always knew you'd be the first one of us two to get married.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- Why do you say that? - You're the better-looking one.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Always had the pick of all the girls ever since we were in school.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- Come on.- It's true.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30If I'd have been a bit more business-minded,
0:00:30 > 0:00:33I'd have started a Rob Evans fan club, and charged a small fee.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35I could have been a millionaire by the time I was 16.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Seriously, I think you may have been imagining it.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- I'm not saying they were all worth having!- Oh, come on!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Anyhow... With you married off I might stand half a chance.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- What's the time?- It is...
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Half past nine, mate.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04- Remember that bird on the tour in Magaluf?- God! Don't remind me.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07She was so drunk she didn't realise she had puke all down her own top.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Didn't stop you trying to steal a snog, though, did it?- A snog?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12More like chew my face off, you mean.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14You and the lads have never let me live that one down.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- God... That was a good holiday. - Yeah.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21You know, drunken slappers aside,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- I think that might have been the most fun I've ever had. - You're telling ME.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- I wish we'd done it more.- Mm.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Do you reckon Becky will let you come away with me occasionally or...?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Leave it. Don't want to talk about, OK.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Sorry, mate.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40The happiest day of your life and all that, you know?
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Yeah.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Look, I'm sorry. Mate, it's just nerves, you know?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50It's a big step you're taking.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56So, why can't we have the wedding reception in here, then?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58It's your dad's pub, Baz.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00We drink here every Thursday.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- What's the time?- It is...
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- 9.30. - It was half-nine a few minutes ago.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Oh, shit! I'm going to be late. Come on! Come on!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Why didn't you fill her up yesterday?- We'll be in and out.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- They think we're... - The only gays in the village!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- I might add that to my wedding speech.- Better not.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50She told me no messing around on the way to HER wedding.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Messing around?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Does she think I lead you astray? - Mate...
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Don't take it personally.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03She just knows what she wants and that just happens to be me.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04All to herself.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Flattering, in a way.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I imagine it'll be different once you're married.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Maybe she's just worried you'll change your mind
0:03:13 > 0:03:16if you have fun spending time with your single mates.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23CAR ENGINE STARTS
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Hang on. I'll fill her up.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Sorry, mate, I left my wallet in the pub.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I'll get it.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05That's £15, please.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08TILL WHIRS
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Thank you.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16And congratulations.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18You two make a lovely couple.
0:04:18 > 0:04:23I think it's wonderful that you boys don't have to hide away these days.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Things have changed since I was a girl.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Of course, we always knew it went on.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34There was Dafydd Jones and Michael down the road, and Sammy Thomas.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37But he would never admit it.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Ruined his life, it did.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Ruined his life.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Thanks.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Good luck.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04All right, let's go.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Oh, come on! You know how she gets.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29CAR STUTTERS Oh, no, no, no, no! No!
0:05:29 > 0:05:30What?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32ENGINE STALLS Crap!
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- You all right, lads? You in trouble? - No, mate. We're fine, yeah.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Ah, well, seeing as you're here... - We're late.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- We're on the way to my... - Your wedding. Yeah, I know, Rob.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55No surprise when I heard.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Let me take a look.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02No reception.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I don't believe it.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08We're already cutting it fine. The whole family will bite my head off.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- They'll say they were right about me all along.- What do you mean?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I'm not good enough for her.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20They all...look right down their noses at me just like she does
0:06:20 > 0:06:23when I say the wrong thing.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Mate, are you sure you're doing the right thing?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Only, you don't sound too happy.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33It's how things should be.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Besides, it would have made Mum and Dad proud.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Hey, erm, the car's a diesel, right?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Well, it's not going to go far on a full tank of petrol, is it?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Haven't you boys got a wedding to get to?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54I mean, I would drive you...
0:06:55 > 0:06:58..but you're blocking the road.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00You can get there by foot if you hurry.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Ready?- Let's go.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23What time do you call this?
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Is it really that difficult to be on time for once?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30You've really shown me up. Can't you do anything right?
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Go easy, Becky.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- We had a terrible time getting here, the car broke down.- Huh!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39You and that heap of junk!
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Well, maybe if you'd have got us a better car for the wedding
0:07:43 > 0:07:47instead of spending all the money on those terrible bridesmaid dresses...
0:07:47 > 0:07:50You are not ruining MY wedding day!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54# I know... #
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Not now!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59I'm just saying, this all seems to be about you and what you want.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- What about Rob?- Leave it, Barry.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Come on, Becky.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Let's get it over with.- That is not the right attitude, Rob.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11And you! You're never seeing Rob again.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I know you've been poisoning him against me!
0:08:15 > 0:08:16What?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Becky, that's not fair.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30He's my best mate.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33The best man, MY best man.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Don't you dare defend him.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39And as for you...
0:08:39 > 0:08:41You make me sick!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42You...
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- ..queer!- Mum!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Look, Rob, we're getting married.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52We can talk about all this later.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- No, we're not.- What? - I'm sorry, Becky.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02You make ME sick.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11EVERYONE GASPS
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Sorry, we are going to get paid, aren't we?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- WHISTLE - Lads.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Think you might be needing these.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'll drive.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Hoy. Here you are, lads. One for the journey.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59# The things I could wreck the most...
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Told you.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04# What you didn't mean to me
0:10:04 > 0:10:08# Heart so warped, empty
0:10:08 > 0:10:12# I'd rather live alone than live a lie
0:10:12 > 0:10:15# I'm not prepared to even try
0:10:15 > 0:10:18# No-o-o-o-o
0:10:18 > 0:10:22# I know it shouldn't have got this far
0:10:22 > 0:10:25# Oh, no-o-o-o-o
0:10:25 > 0:10:28# Your dad paid for the wedding car
0:10:28 > 0:10:31# No-o-o-o-o
0:10:31 > 0:10:35# You know now it's meant to end
0:10:35 > 0:10:38# Now you know
0:10:38 > 0:10:42# And I'm driving off with my best friend. #