Which Way is Ireland?

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0:00:11 > 0:00:13THUNDER RUMBLES

0:00:58 > 0:01:00THUNDER RUMBLES

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- SHE SPEAKS WELSH:- 'Da ni 'di cau, boi, sori.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10We're closed.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29- SHE SPEAKS WELSH:- Ti'n OK, del?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Which way is...

0:01:31 > 0:01:33What was that, sorry?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35..which way is Ireland?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Excuse me?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Which way is Ireland?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53CAR HORN BEEPS

0:02:52 > 0:02:55God's sake, what's the matter with you?!

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Easy, tiger! Look, love, what's the rush, where's the fire?

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Is she bleeding?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Let's have a look.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Bloody hell!

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Look, love, what's your problem, yeah?

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Which way is Ireland?

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Mental!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30CAR HORN BEEPS

0:03:44 > 0:03:46PHONE RINGS

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Emergency, which service?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Which service do you require?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Which way is Ireland?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Please hold.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Police, how may I help?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Which way is Ireland?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Can I clarify, are you asking me for directions or have you got a

0:04:13 > 0:04:15genuine emergency?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20I need to know which way is Ireland!

0:04:20 > 0:04:24May I advise you that dialling 999 is for life-and-death emergencies.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Wasting our time with nuisance calls is a serious offence.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46POLICE SIREN BLARES

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Oh, my God, look!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Why are you not aloud out on your own, cos your taid hit you?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19You don't go to our school, do you?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21She goes to Bluesky's, I've seen her getting on the bus.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- The sunshine bus. - What, the special school?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- What's the matter with you then? - Why have you got a knife?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Are you a psycho? Are you going to stab someone? Are you deaf?

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Is that why you go to Bluesky?

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Are you deaf?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39No, I'm not.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Grab her.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Get off!

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Get off, get off!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49No, no, no! Get off!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Please, get off!

0:05:54 > 0:05:59SYCO,

0:05:59 > 0:06:01syco!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Taid.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31You can get up now, Taid.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42I said you can get up now.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Are you sleeping, Taid?

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Taid!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Are you dead?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I'm going to get help.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47I'll run the 100 metres, just you watch!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I could run the marathon too.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02What's the matter?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04No milk.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Well, that's all right, you could pop to the shops.

0:08:11 > 0:08:17Oh, God, a grown girl like you shouldn't be afraid to

0:08:17 > 0:08:20stand on her own two feet.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23You can't stand on your own two feet,

0:08:23 > 0:08:25that's why you need that.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27My third leg?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29HE LAUGHS

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Don't worry, I'll go.

0:08:36 > 0:08:42- Hey, you know what else has got three legs?- What?

0:08:42 > 0:08:43A three-legged elephant.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47SHE LAUGHS

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Elephants are my favourite animal.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53I know.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Were they Mam's favourite animal?

0:09:00 > 0:09:05- Yes, Charlotte.- Were they my dad's favourite animal?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10I wouldn't know, pwt.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12I think they were.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15I hope he sees lots of elephants in Ireland.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18BANGING FROM OTHER ROOM

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Taid?