0:00:00 > 0:00:00- Subtitles
0:00:01 > 0:00:08- 'Every time a friend succeeds, - I die a little' - Gore Vidal
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- Down with her! Down with her!
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- Down with her! Down with her!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- Down with her!
0:00:21 > 0:00:22- SOBBING
0:00:23 > 0:00:24- Siwan!
0:00:25 > 0:00:26- Siwan!
0:00:29 > 0:00:33- Presidential Hustings - Today @ 3.00pm
0:00:39 > 0:00:40- FEEDBACK
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- One, two. One, two.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45- Can you hear me?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Can I have your attention?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Settle down.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Please, Wyn.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- First, I want to draw your attention - to one fact.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05- This is our first presidential - election between two sisters.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07- CHEERING
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Yes, indeed.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- The daughters of the late - Dr Rowland Morgan...
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- ..the founder of this club.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Over here, you all know her...
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- ..we have Siwan, - our current president.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Over there, - we have her sister, Gwawr.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43- Woo!
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- We want a fair fight - which sticks to the facts.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- No, we want a bitch fest!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- You can go first, Siwan.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Thank you, Rhydian.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- First, I want - to talk about experience.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- CHEERING
0:02:12 > 0:02:13- Thank you.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Yes, experience is a dull word - but let me be honest.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- One of your candidates, me...
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- ..has had success - at the Eisteddfod...
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- ..on the athletics field and - at the youth parliament for Wales.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28- Oh, be quiet.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32- The other wastes her time - playing World of Warcraft...
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- ..and writing blogs - about an alien sex fiend!
0:02:36 > 0:02:37- CROWD GIGGLES
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- I know that she's my sister - but like...
0:02:40 > 0:02:41- ..really?
0:02:53 > 0:02:58- You've heard Siwan talking about her - specialist subject which is Siwan...
0:03:03 > 0:03:08- ..but the great man across the water - said that it's time for change.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Go on, Gwawr!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Thank you, Sion.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- This independent questionnaire...
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- ..shows the satisfaction - of the members has fallen by 50%.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25- You're talking ****!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- You'll have your chance to respond, - Siwan.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- I've seen Gwawr's questionnaire. - She wrote it herself.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Let's have some questions - from the audience.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- The first is from... Wyn.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Sorry.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02- Ta.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- So, Siwan, after her Dad died...
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Boo hoo, very sad.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- She held some sessions here - called Listen To Your Body.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- My body told me - to eat pizzas all day.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- I've lost my six pack now...
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- ..so can I have compensation, - please?
0:04:23 > 0:04:24- A misunderstanding.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- See me later and I'll sort you out.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- See me later and I'll sort you out.- - That's what I heard.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35- Siwan misunderstands a lot like - the short story award she stole.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- He we go again, - spiting me for my award.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- You stole that award with my idea.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- You stole that award with my idea.- - The story of a girl who lied.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45- Irony, folks!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- The truth would hurt - that girl's loved ones.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50- Whatever!
0:04:50 > 0:04:55- Dad knew that you couldn't stand - that I do things better than you.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Dad isn't here - to answer for himself.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Siwan! Siwan!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Siwan!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- A good question, Hywel.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- How would you promote - the village of Bryntywyll?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Siwan?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Once again, experience.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- In the youth parliament, I always - say that the village is fab...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- ..that everyone is so nice...
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- ..and that we make the - best treacle toffee on Anglesey!
0:05:38 > 0:05:39- Thank you, Siwan.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41- Gwawr.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Bryntywyll is a dump.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- A village full of thick Joskins...
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- ..who fancy their sisters - and the sisters boast about it.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- I don't think - you understood the question.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- I didn't say those things.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Madfall Goch said it on her blog.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Um, OK but how is that relevant?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13- Ask Siwan.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Has anyone noticed her broach?
0:06:18 > 0:06:19- It's a red lizard.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21- EVERYONE GASPS
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- It was a gift from Dad.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25- Pretty, isn't it?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Stop it, Gwawr.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- I didn't say those things.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Is that a fact - or an alternative fact?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- What?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- You can't believe that.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41- Siwan!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45- Siwan!
0:06:46 > 0:06:47- Siwan?
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- "The gothics are like two skid marks - tarnishing the area.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- "They need to grow up!
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- "Rhydian, the perv', - is as useful as a fart in a bottle."
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Stop it, Gwawr. This is mental.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17- "When will Wyn, Nice-But-Dim, - realize that I wouldn't touch him...
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- "..even if he was - the last creature on this planet?"
0:07:21 > 0:07:22- Hold me back.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- "Why does Catrin follow me - around like a terrible stalker?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- "She's totally mental!"
0:07:29 > 0:07:30- Down with her!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32- Down with her!
0:07:32 > 0:07:33- Down with her!
0:07:34 > 0:07:35- No, no.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- I didn't do it.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Down with her!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- I didn't do it.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42- Down with her!
0:07:43 > 0:07:44- Down with her!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- No, no!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- I didn't do anything.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51- It wasn't me.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- SOUND DECELERATES
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Down with her!
0:07:59 > 0:08:00- SOUND RESUMES
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Down with her! Down with her!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Down with her!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Down with her!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Down with her! Down with her!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Why? Why?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15- Why?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17- I'm sorry.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18- OK?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- It went too far.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- I've got to live in this forest now.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- I've got to live in this forest now.- - Don't be stupid!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- What do you want, Gwawr?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- I want to be the president.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- No, you don't.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- I want people to notice me.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- I want people to notice- me...
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- ..not as the weird little sister - of the fabulous, epic Siwan!
0:08:42 > 0:08:47- You're punishing me because - Dad loved me more than he loved you.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Do you know what I did...
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- ..on the night he died?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- I prayed for the first time - in my life.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Were you grateful - that he was out of pain?
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- No, I was grateful - that your pain was just beginning.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Sorry, I didn't mean that.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- They destroyed Dad's photograph.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- We can fix this.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- How? I'm Public Enemy Number One - thanks to you!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- We just need a party.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43- What?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Someone to take the blame - for the blog.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- A yokel who hates you.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- There's a village full of them now.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Wyn Lewis.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- If Dad was here now, do you think - he'd believe we had the same blood?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Yes.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- He'd see that we're very much alike.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25- .