0:00:02 > 0:00:03- How is Bernie?- She's at the station.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06She's latched on to something on Adeen's phone to do with Grandad.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07What are you doing?!
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12It's all this talk about Lance, it's really got to me.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14I can't discuss my work!
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Call Andrew!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Did you get a message on your phone tonight,
0:00:17 > 0:00:18- saying you had a missed call?- No.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19What are you saying, Kieran?
0:00:19 > 0:00:22I don't know. There's something off about him!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Something not right.
0:00:24 > 0:00:25It's a boy!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27I need to see Kathleen.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29She's just got off to sleep and I'd rather not wake her.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Who are you to decide if I can see my mother?
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Can I ask you something? It's about my father.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Dermott deserves to know the truth!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Well, I can't do it, and I won't!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- You don't look to well, you know. - I'm all right, darling.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42The doctor said I was going to get the odd headache.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I don't know why Dad thinks he's so great.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46I think the world of you.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Bernie, she needs you.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53You committed the most barbaric violation against nature there is.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57You ripped me from my mother, and that's why I'm like this.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21WAVES CRASH
0:01:21 > 0:01:23GULLS CRY
0:01:27 > 0:01:29MUSIC ON RADIO
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Alfie?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13I knew we weren't on the best of terms,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16but I wasn't expecting you to swing for me.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22What did you think was there?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25You startled me, that's all.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Hm. Well, you should really get this checked out
0:02:29 > 0:02:30at the hospital, you know?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- I'll be fine.- Yeah, well, if there's a piece of glass left in there...
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Dermott, I'm...just overtired, that's all.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40OK.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42By the way, Kat's not here.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Yeah, I can see that. - Well, I'll tell her you popped in.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Actually, er...
0:02:51 > 0:02:52..it's you I came to see.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I think I owe you an apology.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00For the way I, er...
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Well, barged in here the other night.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Listen...I suppose if I'd delivered a baby
0:03:10 > 0:03:12on the floor of a prison cell,
0:03:12 > 0:03:15I'd be running around like a headless chicken, too, so...
0:03:16 > 0:03:18..apology accepted.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Thank you.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Anyway, er...make sure you keep changing this dressing
0:03:24 > 0:03:27and, er...keep it, er...clean and sterile, yeah?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30OK. What is it, a two-for-one deal today, then(?)
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Sorry?- Father Dolan.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Not only saves souls, but mortal flesh, an' all. Huh!
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Hm.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02We need to leave, Dermott.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04The house is full of lies.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Go and get your coat.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Go, now!
0:04:15 > 0:04:16WAVES CRASH
0:05:10 > 0:05:12BIRDSONG
0:05:13 > 0:05:15It does work, it just needs...
0:05:15 > 0:05:19What's wrong with the CD player I have already?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Mam's just getting over tapes, aren't you?
0:05:22 > 0:05:26This is Bluetooth, Mammy. It's modern.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh, Bluetooth, redtooth, blacktooth,
0:05:28 > 0:05:31call it what you will, girl, it clearly doesn't work.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35MUSIC: My Donegal Shore by Daniel O'Donnell
0:05:35 > 0:05:38See? Listen to the sound quality of that.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Can you hear it?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42It's almost like he's in the room with us!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Can it do the washing up, too?(!)
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Well, if you don't want it, I can always take it back.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I didn't say I didn't want it, now.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53I have a homosexual grandson, you'll remember.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I was never one to fear modernity.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Yeah, you tell them, Gran.- And with Cois Dara razed to the ground
0:05:58 > 0:06:02and plans afoot to rebuild and, er...what did you call it?
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Rebrand.- Rebrand.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I'd better keep up with the future, hadn't I?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13So, um...how's the kitten doing?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15What's this, now?
0:06:15 > 0:06:20Oh, Dr Dolittle here has taken in a feral kitten.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Called Lady, if you don't mind.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Yep. She's sleeping through, taking the bottle.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Fingers crossed we can get her name down for a good school.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28THEY CHUCKLE
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I mean, have you ever seen anything as cute as that in your life?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Aw!- Come on, you kidding me?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Aw! What are you like?! Ha-ha!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40You're joking, but they do that, don't they?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Treat their pets like kids.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- What are you talking about? - The gays.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50What Kieran said, it's displacement, I sup...
0:06:56 > 0:06:57KIERAN LAUGHS
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I think you've had enough to drink.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Not enough, clearly.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Don't mind her, she's a terrible rip.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Are you all right? - Why wouldn't I be?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- You look... - Don't start in on me now.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I was just asking how you are.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Always the same.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25You go on and on at me.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Sorry, can I...?- Yeah.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Ah, he's growing by the day, isn't he?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Yeah. That's what babies tend to do.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44You all set for the service tomorrow?
0:07:45 > 0:07:46It's not the first time I've done it.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49No, it isn't. These are your people, after all.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Your flock.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Have you lot had a falling out?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59No. Why do you say that?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01No reason.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I hope the food arrives before too long, I haven't eaten all day.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06God, is that all you think about?
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Listen, why don't you pop around the pub tomorrow before the christening?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- I won't have time.- Just pop over. I have something for you.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- What is it?- That'd be telling.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19PHONE RINGS Hello, there.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Hang on a sec, I'll just pop out.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25He's so cute!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28He's got Lance's eyes.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Do you really think so?- Mm.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32He'll be a heartbreaker, so.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Oh, he's just the cutest thing!
0:08:37 > 0:08:41And don't worry, I haven't told a soul.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Haven't told a soul what?
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Go on, spit it out.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Andrew?- Hm?- You can do it now.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I'm just going to get another beer.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Is anyone going to tell me what's going on?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Wait! Wait, where's Peter?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Well, we can't do this without Peter.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I hear you, I hear you.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Well, to be honest, I'd be worried if you weren't feeling like this,
0:09:09 > 0:09:11because the first couple of years are...
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Let's grab a coffee in the morning and we can talk it through.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Are you going to be OK tonight?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Call me if you need anything.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I'll see you then.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24OK. Yeah. Go easy.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Er...you've been summoned.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34HE SIGHS
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Yeah. Yeah, I'm coming.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Don't you think you should slow down?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46That's rich, coming from you.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Yeah, I suppose it is.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54You've barely looked at me since you got here.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Go back in there and be with your husband.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Do it for your family, then.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- Having a party, are you? - No, I'm just hungry.- Right, yeah.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30There's an exhibition at the college. For my photographs.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- You know, it would be a laugh. If you wanted to...- No.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Right.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- And I want the change. - Yeah. Yeah.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Too many pockets! - Do you remember Willy?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59One day he was driving along - remember Willy, two farms down? -
0:10:59 > 0:11:03anyway, he sees in the field this bale, you know, hay,
0:11:03 > 0:11:05and it's a great, big, oversized bale.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Anyway, it started rolling, y'know?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09There's this house at the bottom of the field.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11You know, posh place, a holiday home - with a pool.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Anyway, the bale is rolling down.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Willy jumps up, manages to catch up with it -
0:11:15 > 0:11:17cos he can see where this is going,
0:11:17 > 0:11:21sees two black eyes staring back at him.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24It was Bella the cow! Was in the bale!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26She said it was just a matter
0:11:26 > 0:11:29of form filling and jumping through a few hoops.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32And Kieran's going to take care of the legal proceedings, I presume?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Is this Cois Dara?
0:11:34 > 0:11:40- Isn't Kieran's expertise in American law? Right?- Right.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42But that's no use here.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44And if it all goes smoothly,
0:11:44 > 0:11:46how long will it take for the money to come through?
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Oh, it could take anything from three to six months, if we're lucky,
0:11:50 > 0:11:52and then, if all goes to plan, the builders move in,
0:11:52 > 0:11:55make sure it's structurally sound and then we go from there.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- That sounds great.- Mm-hm.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58What are you guys talking about?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Oh, looks like the insurance is going to pay out on the fire
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- at Cois Dara. - You don't know that yet.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Let's just say we're quietly confident.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I don't know why I didn't set fire to the place myself.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- So you're, er, you're definitely staying on, then?- Yeah.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Talk about divine intervention.
0:12:17 > 0:12:22Yeah, the Lord certainly works in mysterious ways, doesn't he?
0:12:26 > 0:12:31Ah, well, that's my retirement plans scuppered.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34A hostile takeover by an American corporation.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Looks set to be a fine day tomorrow.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41All the family together. The way it should be.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Keep Kathleen away - is that what you're trying to tell me?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Loud and clear.- That woman... - That woman is my mother.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53You've made your point.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Well, she made a point of making me feel very welcome in her family.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57My family.
0:12:57 > 0:13:02- Oh.- Yeah. I'm even going to take a trip to Spain to meet the others.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Oh.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08So you know about the other one, I presume?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12What other one?
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Kathleen had another child when you were born.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23She had twins.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Food!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34GLASS CLINKS
0:13:34 > 0:13:36OK. Sorry - can I just, erm,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39say a few words on behalf of Bernie and I?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41First of all, thanks for coming.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO Eileen, shut that thing down.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Sorry. Sorry.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46MUSIC STOPS
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Yeah. OK. Erm, just want to say
0:13:50 > 0:13:55that we've asked Eileen and Peter to be Godparents.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59That's great, Peter, congratulations.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01And they both agreed,
0:14:01 > 0:14:04which is great for us because that's another two baby-sitters
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- to add to the list and, erm... - The name?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11We've finally settled on a name.
0:14:11 > 0:14:17Everyone, meet Lance Padraig Byrne.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19ALL: Aww!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Aw, son, come here to me. I'm so touched by that.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27- To Lance Padraig Byrne. - ALL: To Lance Padraig Byrne!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30To Lance Padraig Byrne.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- He's really good with kids, isn't he?- Yes.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44He's just amazing!
0:14:44 > 0:14:48So, Godmother no less? How did you wrangle that?
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- I didn't wrangle anything. I was asked.- And Padraig?
0:14:52 > 0:14:56I mean, you should have let that name die with him.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Mam, that is an awful thing to say.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- I'm just saying what everyone is thinking.- No. You're not.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Why don't you get a glass of water, Mum?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11She better not be like this tomorrow.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13She won't, she'll be fine. She'll be fine.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Can you go make sure she gets some water?
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Any wonder I moved halfway across the world?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35I can't help myself.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Won't be content until I'm the size of a house.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Nobody wants an obese wife, Bernadette.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44You've just had your third child.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Now's the time to start taking care of yourself,
0:15:47 > 0:15:50not letting everything sink south.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Have you seen Dermott?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- I think he left.- Oh.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00You know I didn't want him involved in the christening, don't you?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Didn't Andrew tell you?
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Well, Dermott's family.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08His feelings would have been hurt if he'd been excluded.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10And what about my feelings?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Oh, why, you're being too sensitive.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14You just called me fat.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Now, nobody called you fat.
0:16:17 > 0:16:22I said you must take care of yourself. That's good advice.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Nobody likes a glutton.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44PHONE RINGS
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Doug, it's me. Those photos on Adeen's phone that went to the lab,
0:16:48 > 0:16:51I need you to chase them up for me.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Just let me know when you get this.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Do you think I'm fat?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03You've just had a baby.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Is that why you won't touch me?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09You're being stupid now, Bernie.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11So what is it?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I'm tired.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I told Agnes. I told her that I didn't want Dermott,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23that I wanted Father Flynn.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25It's our day. Why do we have to listen to her?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Because we do. And what's Dermott ever done to you?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Except deliver your baby.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32OUR baby.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41MUSIC BLARES ON RADIO
0:17:41 > 0:17:44You see, I told you you'd get the hang of it.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I wasn't born in the Dark Ages, Eileen.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Does it always have to be Daniel O'Donnell?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Oh, no, no, it doesn't.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Sure, I have Mary Black in here too, if you'd prefer.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59PHONE RINGS
0:17:59 > 0:18:01MUSIC STOPS
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Hello?
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Oh, Pat.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Oh, I'm very sorry. Is there's anything I can do?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18He was a good man.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Oh, no, no, no, don't even think on it, no.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Well, listen, thanks for letting us know,
0:18:25 > 0:18:28and, er, take care now. God bless.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33That was Pat Donoghue. Jim went and died in the night.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- They were married for years. - God. The poor woman.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Oh, forget her, what about the cake?
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- Mam!- Well, she was supposed to drop it here this morning.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Mam, her husband has just passed!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49I don't think christening cake is at the top of her priorities right now.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Well, the world goes on turning, Eileen.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55If the husband's dead, well, the husband's dead.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58People still expect cake.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02MUSIC RESUMES
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Isn't that lovely?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- All right? - You can see New York from here.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Ah, right. Look closely you'll see the Statue of Liberty.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Ah-ha! Very small, of course. - Yeah. I'm going to pop down
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- to the travel agents. - What do you want to do that for?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Well, they're showing that the flights are all booked online.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Well, just book a different flight.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- The computer's playing up, got no Wi-Fi.- I'll come with you.- No, no.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28You know what Tommy's like -
0:19:28 > 0:19:31takes him six hours just to get in the car. I'll be straight back.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32We'll take him down the beach later.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Yeah. Sounds good to me. - Love yer.- Love you.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18All you have to do is drive there and drive back.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Andrew's not going anywhere.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27So tell me, Bernadette, how do you feel about having
0:20:27 > 0:20:29a christening with no christening cake?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33A cake you've already paid for, I might add.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Hm? Yes, well, conversation closed.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Look, I can go with you.- No.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Dad, you have to stay.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Adeen, can you just go up and get ready, please?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Well, that's settled.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00And, er, you promise you'll look in on Lady?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03I said I would. Now, go.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16The presents are for the twins.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Mum said I wasn't allowed any presents.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20You've had enough treats, you.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23I swear he's going to turn into an ice cream cone
0:21:23 > 0:21:26one of these days, you watch.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27What time's your flight home?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Erm, Alfie's just gone into town to book the flights.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32We tried to get one for the morning but they were fully booked.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40When you coming back?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Soon.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Sugar?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47One, please.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52So, erm, you never lived here, then?
0:21:52 > 0:21:56No. Spent a lot of time here, though.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59It belonged to Peter's mother. My grandmother.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Well...
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Just another woman, now, I suppose.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Why didn't you tell me I had a sister?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Tommy, we're just popping outside.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Here.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43You can see the time of birth.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Normally there's only a date. Except when there's a twin.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Where did you get this? - Does it matter?- No, it doesn't...
0:22:49 > 0:22:52but it's not as if I wasn't going to tell you.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Well, that's all right, then(!)
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Is she still alive? - Zoe? Of course she is.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02So why didn't you tell me?
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Because I didn't want you to feel rejected.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08What can I say? I guess you get used to it.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Look, I've messed up again.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14I'm not a saint, Dermott. I'm not like you.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- This is good news. - I'm tired, Kathleen.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I am exhausted...
0:23:21 > 0:23:25and every time I believe I've got it,
0:23:25 > 0:23:27you just pull the rug from under me.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- Again and again... - PHONE RINGS
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- What's she like?- Zoe?
0:23:43 > 0:23:47She's beautiful. A proper stunner.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Gobby, mind. Like me.
0:23:51 > 0:23:57She lives in Spain, she's got a fiance and she's doing well.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- She's doing really well. - Does she know about me?
0:24:02 > 0:24:03No.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08So, we move at your pace. Whatever you want to do.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- I'll take my lead from you. - I'm only going to ask you this once,
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- Kathleen, and I need the truth from you. Do you understand me?- Yeah.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Is there anything else I don't know?
0:24:24 > 0:24:26No.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28No, nothing.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30I think the sooner you leave, the better.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- Don't you want to say goodbye to Tommy first?- Not at the moment, no.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I need some space to think.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40To breathe.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Are you lost?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26So, do you know this woman?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29This, uh, what's her name, Pat what-do-you-call-her?
0:25:29 > 0:25:33Donoghue. You know who she is. She used to run that Sunday School.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Her?
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Oh, God, how is she still alive? She was evil, that woman.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Yeah, only because you and me drove her to distraction.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Hey, whatever I did, my hand was forced, I'm sure.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Yeah, like it wasn't your idea
0:25:45 > 0:25:48to put that dead fish behind the skirting board.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50D'you remember? You, me and Cian Colman.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Yeah, Cian Colman. Hey, what's he up to these days?
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Marriage. Kids. Just back from two weeks in Tenerife.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Marriage, mortgage, maternity. Of course.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Sure, what else would you be doing?
0:26:07 > 0:26:08It is this way.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41HE KNOCKS
0:26:48 > 0:26:52Mrs Donoghue. It's Andrew, Agnes' grandson.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56- You remember Kieran? - We're so sorry for your loss.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58It wasn't peaceful when he went.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00He was in agony, crying out for mercy.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07So, do you think we could grab that cake?
0:27:07 > 0:27:08The cake?
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Sorry to ask.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Agnes sent you, did she?
0:27:16 > 0:27:20A cute hoor. Never did change.
0:27:24 > 0:27:29THEY LAUGH
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Woohoo!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Out the gab with the Gods.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- Is this going to take long? - I'm coming, I'm coming.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39I found them the other night
0:27:39 > 0:27:42when I was sorting through a few things.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Are you going to have look?
0:27:47 > 0:27:50They're yours. Baby teeth.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55I suppose you don't remember the fuss you made?
0:27:55 > 0:27:58How you wouldn't go to sleep because you didn't want the tooth fairy
0:27:58 > 0:28:01to take them away.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02You called me here for this?
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Yeah, I thought you'd be happy, I don't know...
0:28:05 > 0:28:09- curious at least. What's gotten into you?- Nothing.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12There's something you're not telling me about and I'm growing tired.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16- Tired of your attitude. - My attitude?- Yes, your attitude.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19It's all monosyllabics. All mood and darkness -
0:28:19 > 0:28:21and I want to know why.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23I'm very sorry to have disappointed you.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26- Anya, could you go on your break, please?- Yeah.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33You haven't disappointed me. How could you say that?
0:28:33 > 0:28:35But you can't...
0:28:35 > 0:28:39You're not much of a priest if you can't talk to your old man
0:28:39 > 0:28:42about what's going on. Now, tell me.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45- Dermott, talk to me.- Get off me!
0:28:45 > 0:28:47No, I won't. Not until you tell me.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Get off me! You're not my da!
0:28:51 > 0:28:53And Iris wasn't my mother!
0:28:59 > 0:29:02Why are you saying this? Dermott?
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Because it's true.
0:29:08 > 0:29:09THEY CHUCKLE
0:29:10 > 0:29:13- PHONE RINGS - Oh. It's Gran. It's in my pocket.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16- I'll get it. - Whoa! What are you doing?
0:29:16 > 0:29:17What?
0:29:17 > 0:29:20It's Bernie, it's all right, I've got it.
0:29:23 > 0:29:24TYRE EXPLODES
0:29:39 > 0:29:40It's all been a lie.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44Your life, my life. She's been laughing at us the whole time.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48- Who's been laughing?- Agnes. The whole time she's known.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50She went to London to see Iris.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Ma. Iris was your ma.
0:29:52 > 0:29:56Iris lost your child in London and she brought me back.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00What a miracle, I was, eh? And Kathleen Moon...
0:30:03 > 0:30:07- What?- Why do you think she has been here this whole time?
0:30:07 > 0:30:11- What are you talking about? - She's my mother. Not Iris.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24- Mammy! You're drunk. - I'm not.- Mammy!
0:30:24 > 0:30:26I'm not your mammy.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Dermott, who's been telling you all this?
0:30:30 > 0:30:34Lance. Some last prick of conscience before he went to the grave,
0:30:34 > 0:30:37I don't know. She stole me.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40Iris is nothing but a thief and a drunk.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43- Now, you watch your mouth, boy. - And you...
0:30:46 > 0:30:49You're just a man I shared a house with -
0:30:49 > 0:30:53and here we are, 18 years later,
0:30:53 > 0:30:55not so much as a drop of drink on you,
0:30:55 > 0:30:58- with your sanctimonious, holier than thou...- Stop!
0:30:58 > 0:31:01Do you know the irony of all this is it needn't have been.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04You were mourning a woman you didn't even know.
0:31:04 > 0:31:08You have spent the past 30 years bringing up a child
0:31:08 > 0:31:10that wasn't even yours.
0:31:10 > 0:31:15Your life and everything in it - your drinking, your sobriety, me -
0:31:15 > 0:31:18it's just not true. None of it is true.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20You need to go to church.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Oh, I'll go! I'll go and I'll put on a good show!
0:31:22 > 0:31:24You don't have to worry about me!
0:31:26 > 0:31:27Not any more.
0:31:29 > 0:31:33Why don't you pour yourself a drink, there? You deserve one.
0:31:54 > 0:31:57Dermott. Save me!
0:31:57 > 0:31:58No.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Look at you, all dolled up.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Is that jam on your jacket?
0:32:43 > 0:32:46They were in your deleted folder.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48What were they doing there? I didn't delete them.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50You were shooting a baby out of you,
0:32:50 > 0:32:53how do you know what you were doing? I blew them up. I'm nice that way.
0:32:53 > 0:32:57Will you send them to my private e-mail? You know it, don't you?
0:32:57 > 0:33:00Listen, if I had six months holidays I wouldn't be worried about work.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02It's called maternity leave, Doug.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Why do you want them, anyway?
0:33:04 > 0:33:07Because I do. I'll see you later.
0:33:08 > 0:33:09OK.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37We're nearly ready to go.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39How is she?
0:33:39 > 0:33:41Needed a mother's touch, is all.
0:33:43 > 0:33:48I don't want a repeat of last night, do you understand me?
0:33:48 > 0:33:49I didn't do anything.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51Oh, Roisin,
0:33:51 > 0:33:55I grew tired of that line by the time you were 14.
0:33:59 > 0:34:04- I won't be drinking. - Nobody minds you taking a drink.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06Just control yourself.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12After all, there was nothing to celebrate when Andrew was born,
0:34:12 > 0:34:14was there?
0:34:16 > 0:34:18So, he deserves this?
0:34:27 > 0:34:29ENGINE REVS
0:34:35 > 0:34:36Argh. Here.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39I can't get any signal.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- Don't even think about laughing, Kieran.- I'm not.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44What are we going to do?
0:34:47 > 0:34:49You're an idiot. There's a spare tyre,
0:34:49 > 0:34:52but we're never going to get it on unless we get it this thing out.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55Look, don't panic. We'll wait here by the road and when a car comes,
0:34:55 > 0:34:57we'll just flag it down.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01I hope you know this is your fault.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04How is this my fault?
0:35:04 > 0:35:07You swan in here, like something out of a JD Salinger novel
0:35:07 > 0:35:08and cause havoc.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Yeah, I know who JD Salinger is.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18So, er, what am I, one of those phoneys?
0:35:24 > 0:35:25Well?
0:35:26 > 0:35:28What havoc have I caused?
0:35:29 > 0:35:31To me.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35You've caused havoc to me.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51When you say you don't feel right...?
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Seeing things.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00Things that aren't really there.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03Headaches...
0:36:04 > 0:36:05These crippling, awful headaches.
0:36:05 > 0:36:09Well, often these are simply unwanted side effects
0:36:09 > 0:36:12- of living with a brain tumour. - Yeah, I know all about that, Doctor.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16Between you lot and the internet I'm practically qualified myself.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21But...my check-up's not for several months.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27I thought I'd been given a second chance, you know?
0:36:29 > 0:36:32And now...in my head...
0:36:37 > 0:36:40Do you think people get third chances?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45I dunno if they do...
0:36:45 > 0:36:48Look, given the severity of your symptoms and your history,
0:36:48 > 0:36:52it might be prudent to run a fresh scan, yeah? See where we are.
0:36:53 > 0:36:56Yeah, that'd be...
0:36:56 > 0:36:58Yeah, thank you. Thank you, Doc.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02'This is Alfie Moon. Can't get to the phone right now,
0:37:02 > 0:37:04'but please leave a message after the tone.'
0:37:04 > 0:37:06Alfie, Where are you?
0:37:06 > 0:37:10Look, we need to book a flight. Day or night, we just need to go.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17- Where did you get these from? - Dermott gave them to me.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21Saint Apo...Apollonia?
0:37:21 > 0:37:25Saint Apollonia. They beat her up and knocked her teeth out.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28Tommy, I don't think you should be playing with these.
0:37:28 > 0:37:32Dermott said if you don't believe then you go to hell.
0:37:32 > 0:37:33That's Saint Zoe.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42"Rejecting the food offered to the Gods, she was tortured
0:37:42 > 0:37:44"and roasted to death in a furnace."
0:37:46 > 0:37:50Tommy, you don't need to be thinking about heaven or hell, all right?
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Dermott said I do.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58So, what happens when you die?
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Mum? What happens when you die?
0:38:12 > 0:38:14Welcome.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17Hello. Lovely to see you, thank you for coming.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Thank you so much for coming.
0:38:30 > 0:38:34Andrew's not back. Bernie's having kittens over there.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40She would have loved all this today.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47Come on, we'll go inside, will we?
0:38:47 > 0:38:50You might have everyone else fooled but you don't fool me.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55Padraig is a good man.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Make it work.
0:38:59 > 0:39:00What would you know about it?
0:39:02 > 0:39:06Just take my advice. Don't end up like me.
0:39:12 > 0:39:16You can't have a christening without the father of the baby
0:39:16 > 0:39:18or the priest.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20Where's Peter?
0:39:22 > 0:39:24They'll be here.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27ZIP FASTENS
0:39:45 > 0:39:47I can do it myself.
0:39:57 > 0:40:01VEHICLE APPROACHES
0:40:06 > 0:40:08What if something has happened?
0:40:08 > 0:40:12- They'll have got caught in traffic. - Traffic? In Redwater?
0:40:14 > 0:40:17Where were you?
0:40:17 > 0:40:20I was reading a parishioner's last rites.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22Oh.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25Kathleen sends her love.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30Where the hell have you been?
0:40:30 > 0:40:32I went to get your cake, the cake you wanted.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34- And you said you'd be back.- I am.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37- What happened? - We had a blowout, Gran.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39- Oh...- A blowout?- But we're fine.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43Come on, everyone inside. Come on, move. You - baby wipes.
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Get cleaned up.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56Do you want to tell me what you've done?
0:40:57 > 0:41:00What I do or what I don't do has got nothing to do with you.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Of course. Sorry.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07Occupational hazard.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16For God said, "Honour your father and mother
0:41:16 > 0:41:22"and anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death."
0:41:26 > 0:41:29- No pressure, then. - CHUCKLING
0:41:34 > 0:41:37Today, baby Lance Padraig Byrne becomes a part of a family.
0:41:39 > 0:41:45What does that mean, that one simple word, family?
0:41:45 > 0:41:49Is it love? Comfort? Protection?
0:41:49 > 0:41:51It's all of those things.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53It's also sacrifice.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56I ask you here today to think about,
0:41:56 > 0:41:59and to pray for those who are less fortunate,
0:41:59 > 0:42:01for those who don't know their families
0:42:01 > 0:42:02and for those who never will.
0:42:07 > 0:42:12Andrew and Bernadette, you have asked for your child to be baptised.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15In doing so, you are accepting the responsibility of training
0:42:15 > 0:42:17Lance Padraig Byrne in the practice of the faith.
0:42:19 > 0:42:23It will be your duty to bring Lance Padraig Byrne up,
0:42:23 > 0:42:25to keep the Lord's Commandments
0:42:25 > 0:42:30as Jesus taught us by loving God and our neighbour.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33Do you clearly understand what you are undertaking?
0:42:34 > 0:42:36We do.
0:42:38 > 0:42:42Andrew, do you understand what you are undertaking?
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Yes. Sorry.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59I baptise you in the name of the Father
0:42:59 > 0:43:02and of the Son and the Holy Spirit.
0:43:06 > 0:43:07Amen.
0:43:36 > 0:43:39MUSIC: Cardinal Knowledge by Kila
0:43:44 > 0:43:47ALL CHATTER
0:43:54 > 0:43:56Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello! FEEDBACK
0:43:56 > 0:43:57Hello.
0:43:57 > 0:44:01Sorry, I just want to say a few words, that's all.
0:44:01 > 0:44:07It's been a beautiful day so far and a lovely service.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15The passing of Lance.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18The arrival of a newborn.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21It focuses not only the mind...
0:44:21 > 0:44:24but also the heart.
0:44:26 > 0:44:31Not so many years ago, you, Andrew, were the baby.
0:44:31 > 0:44:34Born just across the way there on the kitchen floor.
0:44:34 > 0:44:37It was quite the Tuesday night, I can tell you.
0:44:37 > 0:44:39Why, your Granny Agnes, there,
0:44:39 > 0:44:43she was mopping up the floor for weeks after.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46Where have all the years gone, eh?
0:44:46 > 0:44:52Now, I don't have to tell you, as a father, just how that feels.
0:44:54 > 0:44:58To bring a life into this world, to love something,
0:44:58 > 0:45:02to love someone more than you could possibly love yourself.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06That's the way it should be...
0:45:08 > 0:45:13..but we don't say that often enough, do we, son, us men?
0:45:13 > 0:45:17In fact, to my shame I can hardly remember the last time
0:45:17 > 0:45:19I actually said that...
0:45:20 > 0:45:22..but I'm proud of you, son.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26You've been the joy of my life.
0:45:28 > 0:45:33But as I grow old with spectacles on my nose and pouch on my side,
0:45:33 > 0:45:36you'll stay strong.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38We pass the baton.
0:45:39 > 0:45:42Father to son. And on again.
0:45:43 > 0:45:47It is a wise father that knows his own child.
0:45:47 > 0:45:49Though I may not be wise...
0:45:49 > 0:45:51I am proud.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01Proud, my boy, to know you.
0:46:01 > 0:46:03Oh, you...!
0:46:06 > 0:46:10And I only wish that your children become the joy of your life.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12THUNDER RUMBLES
0:46:16 > 0:46:19MUSIC: You Really Got me by The Kinks
0:46:24 > 0:46:28Peter, where are you? I am worried about you. Please call me.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35- Did you get Peter? - Voice mail.
0:46:38 > 0:46:41- Drinky.- I'm not drinking.- Why not?
0:46:41 > 0:46:45I just don't want to. I don't have to, do I?
0:46:45 > 0:46:48Give it to me. I will take it off your hands.
0:46:49 > 0:46:53- Fancy a turn on the dance floor? - I'm just not in the mood, love.
0:46:53 > 0:46:56Course you're not. It's only a party, after all, huh?
0:47:08 > 0:47:11- Kat told me what happened. - Did she now?
0:47:12 > 0:47:15She wanted to tell you, I mean, she was going to tell you.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18She was just looking for the right time.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20She's only trying to protect you, Dermott.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22Yeah, just like Agnes was all those years.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24Look how that turned out.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27Life's a funny old thing, eh?
0:47:27 > 0:47:31That's life. So old Blue Eyes himself says.
0:47:31 > 0:47:35- Yeah, riding high in April, shot down in May.- That's the one.
0:47:35 > 0:47:36How's the hand?
0:47:36 > 0:47:38Well, it's... It's getting there.
0:47:38 > 0:47:41Kat's not too happy about the window, though.
0:47:41 > 0:47:43- Yeah, that'll come out of your deposit. CHUCKLING:- OK.
0:47:45 > 0:47:47Did you book the flights yet?
0:47:47 > 0:47:49No. No. There's a problem with the airline.
0:47:54 > 0:47:55You're lying to me.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59So tell me.
0:48:03 > 0:48:05I had a scan earlier.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08I can't tell Kat, obviously. But, um...
0:48:12 > 0:48:14It's not good news.
0:48:56 > 0:48:58So when you say it's grown...
0:49:01 > 0:49:03They want to do a biopsy.
0:49:04 > 0:49:07Just to see what they're dealing with.
0:49:09 > 0:49:14You know, I don't know whether to laugh, cry or scream...
0:49:15 > 0:49:18It just feels like someone's really upset the big man upstairs,
0:49:18 > 0:49:20you know?
0:49:20 > 0:49:22Well, I'll be praying for you.
0:49:25 > 0:49:27Do you think that will help, do you?
0:49:29 > 0:49:31There have been scientific studies
0:49:31 > 0:49:34that prove the efficacy of prayer, you know.
0:49:38 > 0:49:41It does seem to me that you're searching for answers, Alfie.
0:49:43 > 0:49:47It's funny, I was thinking, as I was driving over here,
0:49:47 > 0:49:49who's going to put the bins out?
0:49:51 > 0:49:53Cos that...
0:49:53 > 0:49:56That was my little job every...
0:49:56 > 0:49:59Every Tuesday night, you know. I'd put the bins out.
0:50:07 > 0:50:11I don't want to die before I see my kids grow up.
0:50:20 > 0:50:22Will you christen me, Father?
0:50:27 > 0:50:28TYRES SQUEAL
0:50:38 > 0:50:41'Willy was always half cut on Diesel fumes, anyway.'
0:50:41 > 0:50:44So he's driving along and he saw this bale of hay -
0:50:44 > 0:50:47and something catches his eye, you know - it's moving.
0:50:47 > 0:50:52This great, big, fat bale of hay starts rolling down the hill.
0:50:52 > 0:50:53So Willy jumps out of the car.
0:50:53 > 0:50:56rushes up to it and guess what he sees?
0:50:56 > 0:50:59Two big black eyes staring at him. It was Bella the cow!
0:51:18 > 0:51:19Sorry.
0:51:26 > 0:51:28You look as miserable as your daughter.
0:51:31 > 0:51:34Are you all right?
0:51:34 > 0:51:36What do you care if I am or not?
0:51:45 > 0:51:46You took advantage of me.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51- No. - You tricked me.
0:51:53 > 0:51:54You've been drinking.
0:51:56 > 0:51:57We can talk about it tomorrow.
0:51:57 > 0:51:59I don't want to talk about it tomorrow.
0:51:59 > 0:52:01I want to talk about it now.
0:52:09 > 0:52:11You can lie to yourself all you want.
0:52:11 > 0:52:14We both know what happened.
0:53:22 > 0:53:26PARTY MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY OUTSIDE
0:53:29 > 0:53:31MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO
0:53:46 > 0:53:47MUSIC STOPS
0:54:03 > 0:54:06NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE
0:54:50 > 0:54:52HE GASPS
0:56:02 > 0:56:04# She's a rich and rare land
0:56:04 > 0:56:08# Oh, she's a warm and bold land
0:56:08 > 0:56:13# Oh, she's a true and old land
0:56:13 > 0:56:17# This native land of mine. #