0:00:47 > 0:00:49INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:00:49 > 0:00:51I mean, I'd never have been able to bring him
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- somewhere like this, you see. Your dad.- No.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Cos he'd dribble.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59I tried to keep him neat.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02If we went to, like, the cafe in Sainsbury's,
0:01:02 > 0:01:06I'd sit with my back to the wall and him facing me.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Well, I had to.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09It's off-putting for folk, isn't it?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12They've come out for a coffee, seeing someone like that.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17You're feeling sorry for him, aren't you?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- No, I'm... - Yes, well, don't.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23I looked after him, and it's more than he would have done for me.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25I told you about the pension?
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Yes.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- No provision for me. - No.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30He were thinking I'd go first.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Well, yes, but... - But what?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34It's not like you're without, is it?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36That isn't the point!
0:01:37 > 0:01:41I was an inconvenience for 50 years.
0:01:41 > 0:01:4250 years!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Well, he's dead now, so... - You never liked him.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51God, I make better coffee than this in the microwave.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57God, these glasses are mucky.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I've got a pen pal. Did William tell you?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02No.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03This fella I was at school with.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Well, except that he was a lad then, obviously.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I showed Gran how to put her details on Facebook.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Well, so who is he?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Alan, he was called.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16CHUCKLES He still is!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Hang on, stop. Start again. You...
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- When Granddad was... - He can talk for himself!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25When I were at school, there were this lass, this girl...
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Who he fancied.- Whatever. - Keep going!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Well, that's it, really. - No, it isn't.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Put his name on Facebook, right.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Oh, aye! That's it. - And there she was. Celia Dawson.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Nee Armitage. - Her and Doreen Wilkinson.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Yeah, just two of 'em out of t'whole year.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- You're joking? - So, we wrote to her.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- "We"? - Granddad were a bit nervous.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- What for? - Well, I were in two minds.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47So, you wrote to her, and...?
0:02:47 > 0:02:48And she wrote back.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50So, we kept it going!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52CHUCKLES
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Oh, it's all nowt.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56It's all nowt.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57We're just pen pals.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Except it's been a trip down memory lane.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Well, sort of, given that...
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Given that...?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Well, you see, he was in my year but not in my form.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Gran was in the A stream.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14And if he's who I think he is, then not everything he says adds up.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18You see, I think they lived up in the wilds, somewhere up Stainland.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20She lived in t'next street.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Only he talks like he lived in the next street.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26And if he did, well...
0:03:27 > 0:03:30...I'm beggared if I can place him.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Well, I were amazed when she wrote back.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I didn't think I were t'sort
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- someone like her would remember.- Why?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38What sort's she?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Glamorous. - Oh, aye?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44She always seemed...a bit better spoken than the rest, and I...
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I were on t'shy side and gormless.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49So, where is she now?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Harrogate. She's got a little flat at her daughter's house.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Last time he saw her was in 1953.- Really?!
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Yeah, her dad got a job down in Sheffield and that were it - off they went.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- He was heartbroken. - Did she know you had a...
0:04:03 > 0:04:05thing about her?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, she'd not look at me twice.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I've told him. He wants to invite himself over.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Yeah!- Why not? Say you're passing.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Say... you're in Harrogate anyway and would she like to meet up for a cup of tea?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20MUSIC BLARES ON CAR STEREO
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Your Uncle Robbie's here, Raff.- Yes!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Half an hour early.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Want you back by five.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28No way!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Told you this last time. I made it clear.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Mum, it doesn't finish while five. How are we gonna get back here by five?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Hiya, Robbie. - Raff.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42I want him back by five.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- DISINTERESTEDLY Right.- No, not "right",
0:04:44 > 0:04:46like you're just saying it to shut me up.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49"Right!", like you're heard what I've said and it's sunk in.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Right.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- He's got homework. - I've done it!
0:04:52 > 0:04:53When?!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- I'll ring yer. - ENGINE STARTS
0:04:56 > 0:04:58MUSIC BLARES
0:04:59 > 0:05:03#...Run for your lives... #
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Bastard.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Why don't you ask him for a photo if you can't picture him?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- She's got one. He sent one. - On the e-mail.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Only I'm none the wiser, as folk change so much, don't they?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Especially men.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25That's John's car.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35LOCKING SYSTEM BEEPS
0:05:41 > 0:05:42DOOR OPENS
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Dad's here.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Hi.- Hello.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- I let myself in. - So I see.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Hi, Will.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57I'm off upstairs.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Didn't know you had a key.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Do you want it back?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Either way.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06How's your mother?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Fine.- Good.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Why are you here?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Do you want to give us a few minutes?- Sure.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29SHE SIGHS
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Um...I'm tempted to say it's a long story, but it isn't really.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51In fact, it's pretty straightforward.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Turns out...
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Judith's a bit of an alcoholic.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I knew she had a significant relationship with the stuff,
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I knew she liked a drink, but, um,
0:07:01 > 0:07:03yeah...
0:07:03 > 0:07:06didn't realise the extent of it.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Has she tried to get help? - Oh, yeah. More than once.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I don't think it's something that'll sort itself out overnight.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Well, if ever, in fact, so...
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Yeah.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24So, how does this involve me?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I've made a terrible mistake, Caroline.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Oh, I see.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33You want to come back?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37What do you think?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- I don't know. - I was dazzled.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46It's pathetic, isn't it?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Even more so when you see what a ridiculous empty-headed mess she...
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Sorry. You don't want to hear this.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57That's so selfish!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Out of necessity, I suppose.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01You can't imagine it until you've...
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Sorry.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I suppose I never have.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Seen it before, up close.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09The real McCoy.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14And it's only now I realise...
0:08:14 > 0:08:16how much of a fool I've made of myself.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21And to have thrown away all this here with you and the boys.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23And for what?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26It's appalling.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28It's abysmal, it's unthinkable.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35SHEEP BLEAT
0:08:46 > 0:08:47CLEARS THROAT
0:08:51 > 0:08:53"Dear Celia."
0:08:53 > 0:08:54COCK CROWS
0:08:57 > 0:09:01"I am planning a trip up to Skipton next week.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07"Possibly Monday."
0:09:10 > 0:09:11EXHALES DEEPLY
0:09:13 > 0:09:17"If you fancied meeting up for a coffee,
0:09:17 > 0:09:22"it would be a wonderful opportunity to...
0:09:27 > 0:09:31"Would you fancy meeting up for a coffee?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35"...a cup of coffee?
0:09:36 > 0:09:42"I appreciate that you probably have much more interesting things to do...
0:09:47 > 0:09:51"...that you may already have your week planned...
0:09:53 > 0:09:56"...but if you did happen to be available...
0:09:57 > 0:09:59"...free...
0:10:01 > 0:10:04"...it would be very nice to see you."
0:10:05 > 0:10:07"With very best wishes...
0:10:12 > 0:10:15"Best wishes, Alan."
0:10:32 > 0:10:34PHONE RINGS
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Hello?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Alan, it's Robbie.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Lad's come off his bike. Is Gillian there?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Er, no, no. She's... - Ambulance is here.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46They're taking him to t'Princess Royal.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Shall I see you there, then, or what?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Yeah, but what's he done?
0:10:51 > 0:10:52I dunno. He's...
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Well, he's conscious now, anyway, so...
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Yeah, well, see you there. Ta.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Gillian!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Where is he? - He's in wi' t'doctor.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Well, congratulations, Robbie. Finally got what you wanted.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- What are you talking about? - Oh, you know.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- This is what I wanted, him flat on his back in an ambulance?- You love
0:11:35 > 0:11:37that every Saturday I go through hell worrying about him getting hurt.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40I know you've got a screw loose, Gillian, so I won't push it,
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- but you'd better apologise for that. - Oh, yeah, that's happening! - Come on, calm down.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I go biking with Raff because he loves it.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49I love it. Eddie loved it. It's in us blood. So, don't you come and accuse me...
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Yeah, and if you hadn't raked up all that bloody trouble
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- when Eddie died, nobody'd have reason to think you took any satisfaction!- No, don't.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- You're lucky I let you have 'owt to do with him.- Yeah?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Well, you're lucky that you've not had him taken off yer.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Raff, lad!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Oh, God, you had me worried!
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Oh, they fussed, Mother.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12I said, I don't need an ambulance, I don't need an X-ray,
0:12:12 > 0:12:15I'm made like rubber, but... nobody were listening.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24DOOR OPENS
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Hello.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32John's gone.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37He's gone to fetch some of his things. He's moving back in.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Right.- I've told him he'll have to sleep in another room.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46It seems very easy for him after all that he's done.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51It turns out she's an alcoholic.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53And he's just discovered this?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56After goodness knows how many months?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59He knew she had a problem - he didn't know the extent of it.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04He wants to meet me in Skipton for a cup of coffee.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Oh, your, um...
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Alan.- Are you going?
0:13:12 > 0:13:13No.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17D'you think I'm making a mistake?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Doesn't matter what I think, love.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27DOOR OPENS
0:13:28 > 0:13:29DOOR CLOSES
0:13:32 > 0:13:34SHE SIGHS
0:13:34 > 0:13:36"Dear Alan.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43"Sadly...
0:13:47 > 0:13:49"Unfortunately...
0:13:59 > 0:14:03"I would be delighted to meet you in Skipton on Monday."
0:14:35 > 0:14:36I'll put the kettle on.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Just you pause there a second, lad.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47If you jack this in - properly, once and for all -
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I'll buy you a car when you pass your test.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Why?
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Because that's how much your mum can't stand it.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58She lost your dad.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00She doesn't want to lose you.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Hi, Lawrence. Give us a hand.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33INDISTINCT SPEECH
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Yeah, right!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46SHEEP BLEAT
0:16:01 > 0:16:03INDISTINCT SPEECH
0:16:32 > 0:16:33KEYS CLACK
0:16:51 > 0:16:56Um, do you...really want me to sleep in the spare room?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Just so I know where to put my stuff. Um...
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I've got the Independent Schools Inspectorate coming in this week and...
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Just don't push it, all right?
0:17:16 > 0:17:17DOOR CLOSES
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- TV:- ...kicking off to number 36 in the pop charts...
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- What did you say to Raffy? - Hm?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- About buying him a car? - Oh...
0:18:12 > 0:18:14He does his own thing, Dad.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19If he wants to be friends with Robbie, fine. I hate him.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Dozy pillock.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24But...
0:18:25 > 0:18:27...he's Eddie's brother.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30And Raff has to make up his own mind about folk.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I asked him not to tell you.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Yeah, I appreciate that. I appreciate you interfering.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38I love it when you interfere!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41But I'm not stopping him doing stuff he likes doing.
0:18:42 > 0:18:47He has to outgrow things...naturally, and then he won't resent people.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Me.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54I'm meeting her.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- In Skipton on Monday. - Are you?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Mm.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00- Are you?!- Mm.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Well, if she turns up. - Why wouldn't she?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Well, I dunno.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I don't know that I'll have enough to say to her,
0:19:07 > 0:19:10enough to keep a conversation going.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Perhaps I should find an excuse.- What for?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I did ask her out once.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Did you? - CHUCKLES
0:19:22 > 0:19:24So?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Oh, she never turned up.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30I stood there nearly two hours, then after,
0:19:30 > 0:19:34I found out that's when she'd gone to Sheffield.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35- That same day. - You're kidding?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37She's probably forgotten.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41That were a rotten trick.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Well, it might not have been. She might just have forgotten.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48If they were flitting, she'd have had a lot on her mind, and, er...
0:19:48 > 0:19:53well, you know, we were only kids, teenagers, so...
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Aw, Dad. - CHUCKLES
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Well, you don't have to go.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oh, I can't pull out now.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- And it were 60 years ago. - So what?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I thought the sun shone out of her.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16I can still feel that feeling I felt when I looked at her.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18You've been married to me mother for 50 years since then.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Oh, I know. I...
0:20:23 > 0:20:24I loved your mum.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28We were...
0:20:29 > 0:20:30...pals.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33But Celia...
0:20:35 > 0:20:36It were more like...
0:20:37 > 0:20:39I dunno.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44Now Heaven walks on Earth.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Is that a line from something?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- Probably.- Oh.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51It will be.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Shakespeare.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56One of that crowd. Yeah.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49CHILDREN SING HYMN
0:21:49 > 0:21:53# ...and closer cling
0:21:53 > 0:21:58- # To our Lord, and to his altar... #- Morning.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03# ...There ourselves an offering bring
0:22:03 > 0:22:09# Serving thee, our heavenly Father
0:22:09 > 0:22:13# From the dawn to set of sun
0:22:13 > 0:22:18# Serving thee in life's young morning
0:22:18 > 0:22:23# Till our work on Earth is done... #
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- Good morning. - Good morning.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Morning. CHILDREN: Good morning.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Oh, sod it.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13ENGINE STOPS
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- There's your tea. - Thank you.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- And your change. - Oh, thank you very much.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27BELL TINKLES LIGHTLY
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Alan?
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Celia.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36How are you?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Oh, I'm...not so bad.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Er...how are you?
0:24:41 > 0:24:42- Oh, I'm all right. - Good.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Good, good.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Oh, that's, er...
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Oh, I know who you are now.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Sorry?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Penny dropped as soon as I saw you.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55You didn't know who I was?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57- I didn't for long enough. - I sent you a photograph.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Even with the photograph, I was thinking you were that other Alan, up at Stainland.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- Alan...Robertshaw? - Robertshaw!
0:25:04 > 0:25:07With spindly legs? SHE LAUGHS
0:25:07 > 0:25:11- Had he?- Spaghetti Legs, my dad called him.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12I don't remember his legs.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Now, you lived in the next street.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18I didn't realise there was a...confusion.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Are you disappointed? - No!
0:25:23 > 0:25:26How was your journey?
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Oh, it was fine, thank you.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Only, um...
0:25:30 > 0:25:33What can I get you?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Oh, she'll come over. Only what?
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Well, I didn't, um... get a-a ticket for the...
0:25:39 > 0:25:41- Oh! - ...for the car park.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- I didn't have the right change. - Do you want to go back?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45No, let me get you something first.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Then I'll...
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Isn't it odd?
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Things you remember and things you don't.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Yes, always.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Didn't you ask me out once?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Did I?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Mm, you probably don't remember.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Um...
0:26:03 > 0:26:04You did.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08- Oh! - Yeah, that's right.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Then I couldn't come.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Because it was when we were moving to Sheffield.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- Oh.- Yeah.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17And we went a day early.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19I can't remember why now.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21It'll be my mother not being organised.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23You go and get your ticket.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Can I have a latte, please?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29D'you know, it's ringing a bell.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Now you've said it. - Good.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34But you got my note.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Did I?
0:26:36 > 0:26:37- Yeah.- What note?
0:26:37 > 0:26:40I sent you a note to say I couldn't come.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42I gave it to Eileen Pickford to give to you.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- Eileen?- Yeah.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49To say I was sorry I was letting you down, but...
0:26:49 > 0:26:53this was my new address in Sheffield so you could write to me.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Did you?!
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Oh, don't tell me you didn't get it?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- You didn't?- No!
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Oh!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Well, it's a good job you'd forgotten.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Cos otherwise you'd have spent the last 60 years thinking I'd stood you up!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15You go and get your ticket.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17OK.
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Kate...
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Kate.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Have you got five minutes?
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Just take a...
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Sit down.
0:28:11 > 0:28:12Very formal.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19John turned up on Saturday. He...
0:28:20 > 0:28:22He wants to move back in, so...
0:28:24 > 0:28:26...so I said yes.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28For the boys' sake.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30When you say move back in, does that mean...?
0:28:31 > 0:28:35I don't know what it means, exactly.
0:28:35 > 0:28:36Yet.
0:28:36 > 0:28:37I'm amazed.
0:28:39 > 0:28:40After everything he's done.
0:28:42 > 0:28:43After everything you've said.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46It's mainly for the boys.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48God knows we see enough of it here,
0:28:48 > 0:28:50parents who put their children anywhere except first.
0:28:50 > 0:28:53They think they do until it comes to their own convenience and...
0:28:53 > 0:28:55ha...
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Happiness.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00- I don't wanna be like that. - He doesn't put them first.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03Yes, well, perhaps all the more reason why I should.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Look...
0:29:05 > 0:29:06I'm very...
0:29:09 > 0:29:11...fond...
0:29:11 > 0:29:13of you.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15You know that. I just...
0:29:17 > 0:29:20...don't think I can do this any more.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23Obviously we can be friends.
0:29:24 > 0:29:25But, um...
0:29:27 > 0:29:29...the other thing, it...
0:29:29 > 0:29:30it's not me.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35I mean, it's not not me, I'm just not, you know...
0:29:35 > 0:29:37...ready...
0:29:37 > 0:29:39to go there.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47BELL RINGS
0:29:48 > 0:29:49I've got 9F.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Bad luck!
0:29:51 > 0:29:52Sorry.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55I am sorry.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04DOOR OPENS
0:30:05 > 0:30:06DOOR CLOSES
0:30:39 > 0:30:42Oh, God.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44EXHALES HEAVILY
0:30:45 > 0:30:46BREATHES HEAVILY
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Oh, no, no, no, no. Keep calm.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59LIGHT MUSIC PLAYS OVER PA
0:31:07 > 0:31:10Can I have a packet of 20, please?
0:31:10 > 0:31:11How old are you?
0:31:13 > 0:31:15You know how old I am. You asked me that t'other night.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19Right, can I see your ID?
0:31:22 > 0:31:24HE COUGHS
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Thank you.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36SUCKS TEETH
0:31:40 > 0:31:44- You going up to t'White Horse again Friday night?- This Friday?
0:31:44 > 0:31:45No. Probably not.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47- Why not? - Stuff to do.
0:31:47 > 0:31:48Have you 'eck.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52That's a shame, cos I thought I might buy you a few beers.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Again.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58That's £6.30.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04Oh...
0:32:04 > 0:32:06I'll be there anyway.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09If you're feeling...lonely.
0:32:10 > 0:32:11Right.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Mind how you go.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19SUCKS TEETH Ooh!
0:32:22 > 0:32:24HE LAUGHS
0:32:34 > 0:32:37Is that what you thought?
0:32:37 > 0:32:40- Sorry? - That I'd stood you up.
0:32:40 > 0:32:41- Well, um... - You must have done.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44- Well, I suppose I might have. - You did!
0:32:44 > 0:32:45Y... Well...
0:32:45 > 0:32:46Oh, how embarrassing.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50- How sad.- No, look, it's water under t'bridge.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53- I think my car's... - I really hoped you'd write.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56- Did you?- Yes.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58I waited for a letter.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02Never occurred to me she wouldn't give it to you.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04- 'Appen she were jealous. - 'Appen she forgot.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Well... And I probably just assumed
0:33:06 > 0:33:08you just didn't have time to bother writing.
0:33:08 > 0:33:12No, no! No, Celia. I'd have written if I'd got it.
0:33:12 > 0:33:16Well, that's the last time I'll ask Eileen Pickford to do anything for me.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20- She's dead.- Is she? Well, that'll teach her.
0:33:21 > 0:33:25D'you know, it's all come back to me just now, just seeing your face.
0:33:25 > 0:33:26I married her.
0:33:28 > 0:33:29Eileen.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32She were Gillian's mother.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35- Oh, good Lord.- Aye.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Well, she was a nice lass.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50I think my car's been stolen.
0:33:51 > 0:33:52What?
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Yeah, it's a blue Vauxhall Astra.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Sure, yeah.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04I can't say mine was a happy marriage, cos it wasn't.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06I don't say that to everyone.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11He wasn't the most faithful of husbands, shall we say?
0:34:12 > 0:34:13Not just once, either.
0:34:13 > 0:34:17There was a whole string of them, a whole stream of them.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21What's the collective noun for women who aren't very fussy?
0:34:21 > 0:34:23HE CHUCKLES
0:34:23 > 0:34:26Sorry, that too much information?
0:34:26 > 0:34:27No.
0:34:28 > 0:34:33See, Caroline says it takes two people to make a marriage go wrong.
0:34:33 > 0:34:34I don't believe that.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37She probably gets sick of me going on about it.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39Well, she does.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41She says he's dead, get over it.
0:34:41 > 0:34:45Well, not in so many words, but that's what it amounts to.
0:34:45 > 0:34:46I'm sorry.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Tell me about Eileen.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Oh, we were very happy.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Happy enough. Very...steady.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57Then she developed Alzheimer's.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01She didn't know me at t'finish.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Fancy her not giving you my letter.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10- She must have liked you. - DOOR OPENS
0:35:10 > 0:35:11FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:35:11 > 0:35:15So, I've processed your information, Mr Buttershaw, concerning your vehicle.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17How are you fixed for getting home?
0:35:18 > 0:35:21- Oh...- Oh, I...
0:35:21 > 0:35:23In broad daylight?
0:35:23 > 0:35:24In Skipton?
0:35:24 > 0:35:26You're joking.
0:35:26 > 0:35:30So, I were, er, wondering if you could come and pick me up?
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Not straightaway necessarily.
0:35:32 > 0:35:33- Well, yeah...- Thank you.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35I don't know why you won't let me drive you.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38- You been to the police? - Yeah, well, it's a long way,
0:35:38 > 0:35:40and then you'd only have to drive back to Harrogate.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Er, yes, course we've been t'police.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44It's only 40 miles or so, isn't it?
0:35:44 > 0:35:46- And have you got your pills with you?- Yes. Yes, yes.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49Um, and have you some cash on you?
0:35:49 > 0:35:50Er, yes, I'm OK there.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52So, you're basically all right?
0:35:52 > 0:35:54Well, it were a bit of a shock. And, er...
0:35:54 > 0:35:57they're not optimistic about getting it back.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Not all in one piece, anyway!
0:35:59 > 0:36:00Right.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03Well, I'll set off as soon as I can after four, OK?
0:36:03 > 0:36:04OK.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06Dad...
0:36:06 > 0:36:08- Dad, I'm gonna have to go. - Oh, OK.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10- Ta-ta, love. - Right, keep in touch.
0:36:10 > 0:36:11Yeah, ta-ta.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13HE SIGHS
0:36:13 > 0:36:16Well, she doesn't get off till, er...four,
0:36:16 > 0:36:19otherwise she'd be straight over.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22I'm not a bad driver, if that's what you're thinking.
0:36:23 > 0:36:28We could pop down to Elland, we could... look up a few of our old haunts.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33Gillian were heartbroken when her Eddie died.
0:36:33 > 0:36:34All over t'place.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36A farm to run.
0:36:36 > 0:36:41Never enough money. That's why she works at t'supermarket.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44That's why I moved in - she was struggling.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46I've still got my little house.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48- Oh, have you?- Mm.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51Up Barkisland. A lovely view.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55I rent it out. Which suits me. I...I didn't like it on me own.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Oh, I'm used to it.
0:36:58 > 0:37:02I've felt like I've been on me own for the past 40 years.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05I'm sorry you've been so unhappy.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08- CHUCKLES - It isn't your fault.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Well, it's not what you deserve.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13My memory of you is smiling.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Lovely big smile.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18You were radiant.
0:37:18 > 0:37:19Oh!
0:37:19 > 0:37:23It's a long time since anyone's called me that!
0:37:23 > 0:37:25You still are.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32That's... It is!
0:37:32 > 0:37:33That's...that's my car!
0:37:33 > 0:37:35- You're joking?! - I'm not!
0:37:35 > 0:37:38I'm not! That's my registration plate! TYRES SCREECH
0:37:38 > 0:37:39Right...
0:37:39 > 0:37:42- What are you doing?- You get on the phone to the police
0:37:42 > 0:37:45- and I'll put me foot down. - Well, w-what shall I ring?
0:37:45 > 0:37:47- 999? - Yes, if you like.
0:37:47 > 0:37:48That's emergency.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50- Well, this is an emergency. - HORN TOOTS
0:37:50 > 0:37:51Oh, shut up!
0:37:51 > 0:37:54- What? - No, not you. Oh, God!
0:37:54 > 0:37:56Where's reverse when you bloody well need it?
0:37:56 > 0:37:59- HORN BLARES - Oh...
0:38:04 > 0:38:06HE GROANS
0:38:06 > 0:38:08- Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine.
0:38:08 > 0:38:12Oh, h-h-hello. Yes, er, police, please.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14I just have a heart condition.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17- Buttershaw, Alan. - Have you?
0:38:17 > 0:38:20Far Slack Farm, Ripponden.
0:38:20 > 0:38:24West Yorkshire. HX5 7LD.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26I'm supposed to avoid excitement.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31Er, yeah, my car's just been stolen, I've just reported it.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35But now we've just spotted it and now we're just following it.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37At speed.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40We're... Where are we?
0:38:40 > 0:38:43We're on the B437, heading back to Skipton.
0:38:43 > 0:38:47We're on the B437, heading back to Skipton.
0:38:47 > 0:38:51Er, it's a blue Vauxhall Astra.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55Yes, yes, we're right behind 'em.
0:38:55 > 0:39:00What's this road? Well, it's wiggly, anyway. It's by t'canal.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03Now we're going over a little bridge.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05Oh.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08TYRES SCREECH
0:39:12 > 0:39:16- Hang onto your hat. - I am doing!
0:39:23 > 0:39:24Oh, heck!
0:39:25 > 0:39:27Oh...
0:39:30 > 0:39:32Careful!
0:39:32 > 0:39:33HORN BLARES
0:39:33 > 0:39:34Oh!
0:39:37 > 0:39:40Not-not-not sure where we are now. TYRES SCREECH
0:39:40 > 0:39:41Yeah, Albert Street.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45Well, w... In fact, we've just left Albert Street. We're now in...
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Well, I dunno, summat else.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51HORN BLARES TYRES SCREECH
0:39:51 > 0:39:52- Oh, my... - ...God!
0:39:52 > 0:39:54- Oh!- Oh.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58ALAN STUTTERS
0:39:58 > 0:39:59W-What?
0:39:59 > 0:40:02- Are we all right? - Yeah, are you all right?
0:40:02 > 0:40:04- Yes.- Oh, God.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07I'm so sorry. I...
0:40:07 > 0:40:09Oh, my God!
0:40:10 > 0:40:12- Oh! - SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE
0:40:12 > 0:40:14- I'm so sorry.- Oh.
0:40:14 > 0:40:15No, I'm sorry. You've...
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Yeah, a silver A-class.
0:40:23 > 0:40:24Yeah...
0:40:24 > 0:40:26It was 20 years ago first time it happened.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28I had to take early retirement.
0:40:28 > 0:40:32Then I had a funny do ten years after that.
0:40:32 > 0:40:36On holiday. I should be dead, really! CHUCKLES
0:40:36 > 0:40:37Good heavens.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Still, we've had an adventure!
0:40:41 > 0:40:43I wonder what would have happened...
0:40:43 > 0:40:46if Eileen had given you that letter.
0:40:46 > 0:40:50- We'll never know. - Well, we could speculate.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52I'd certainly have written.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54There's very little doubt about that.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56What would you have put?
0:40:56 > 0:41:01Er, "Dear Celia," I'd have put, "thank you for sending me your address."
0:41:02 > 0:41:04And then what?
0:41:04 > 0:41:06I've no idea.
0:41:06 > 0:41:10- SHE LAUGHS - We wouldn't have got very far, then, would we?
0:41:10 > 0:41:14"I am sorry that you were unable to turn up.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17"At least, however, I weren't left standing there for two hours
0:41:17 > 0:41:21"on t'bridge outside t'church in t'snow,
0:41:21 > 0:41:24"as I might have been had you not written."
0:41:24 > 0:41:25You weren't?
0:41:25 > 0:41:29Well, not the snow bit, obviously, it were July, but, er...
0:41:29 > 0:41:31I thought you said you couldn't remember it.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33Yeah, well...
0:41:34 > 0:41:35...I lied.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39I remember it like it were yesterday.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42I were gutted.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Oh, Alan.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51And there was me in Sheffield thinking you didn't want to write to me.
0:41:51 > 0:41:55Ah, but you didn't feel t'same way about me as I felt about you.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57How do you know I didn't?
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Cor...! I'd been waiting for you to ask me out for months.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Years.
0:42:04 > 0:42:08Two hours ago, you thought I was someone with spindly legs
0:42:08 > 0:42:09from up Stainland.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12I knew damn well who you were the first time you wrote.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14I was pretending.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Pretending to myself.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18- Why?! - Because...
0:42:18 > 0:42:21I did like you, a lot.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24But I was never sure how you really felt about me,
0:42:24 > 0:42:26not when you didn't write, and...
0:42:27 > 0:42:32Oh, well, I can say it now because it was 200 years ago and...
0:42:32 > 0:42:34because I'm shameless and...
0:42:36 > 0:42:39...if I don't say it now, I never will.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45I was in love with you.
0:42:49 > 0:42:50FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:42:50 > 0:42:54Right! Statements. Who wants to go first?
0:42:55 > 0:42:57Mrs Buttershaw?
0:42:59 > 0:43:00We're not married.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07CHILDREN CHATTER EXCITEDLY
0:43:18 > 0:43:20CAR DOOR OPENS
0:43:20 > 0:43:23- Got your text. - Yeah, I got yours.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25You're not jacking it in. It's like I told you...
0:43:25 > 0:43:26Get in.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29You've gotta get straight back on.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32That's what your dad would've said. That's what your dad would've done.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35- It upsets me mum too much.- You can't live your life not doing stuff
0:43:35 > 0:43:38- just because your... - But it shook me up as well. - You're just saying that.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40This is about Gillian not wanting you to have 'owt to do wi' me.
0:43:42 > 0:43:43No, it isn't.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47I'm gonna tell you summat now, Raff, about your mother,
0:43:47 > 0:43:50about why she don't like you and me bothering wi' each other.
0:43:50 > 0:43:51When our Eddie...
0:43:52 > 0:43:54When your dad died,
0:43:54 > 0:43:55you know what happened?
0:43:57 > 0:43:59Yeah. Ish.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03Wasn't an accident. This is my personal theory.
0:44:03 > 0:44:05- You know what happened, right?- Yeah.
0:44:05 > 0:44:07- Death by misadventure.- Yeah. - Bollocks.
0:44:08 > 0:44:09She killed him.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17SHEEP BLEAT
0:44:22 > 0:44:24HORN TOOTS
0:44:39 > 0:44:42- DOOR SHUTS - Make yourself some tea, love.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44There's plenty of stuff in t'fridge.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46I've got to go to...
0:44:46 > 0:44:47Skipton.
0:44:48 > 0:44:51Grandad's car's been stolen.
0:44:52 > 0:44:55- Tell me about when me dad died. - What, now?
0:44:58 > 0:45:01Well...you know. I...I've told you.
0:45:01 > 0:45:02Not everything.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05Robbie turned up outside the school gates this aft'.
0:45:05 > 0:45:07Robbie?
0:45:08 > 0:45:12- He said summat...weird. - Robbie's a mad bastard.
0:45:14 > 0:45:15D'you know what he thinks?
0:45:15 > 0:45:18Yeah, course I know. He tried to have me arrested.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20Like I hadn't enough to cope with at the time.
0:45:21 > 0:45:25Look, if you wanna talk about this now, fine.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28But you're gonna have to come with me.
0:45:33 > 0:45:36Ooh, it's hopeless. You can never get hold of her at school.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38She's always got it switched off.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41- I've left a message anyway. - Right.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44And if I get desperate, I can always ring John.
0:45:46 > 0:45:47Well...
0:45:47 > 0:45:49Who'd have thought it?
0:45:49 > 0:45:51Us here today, like this.
0:45:52 > 0:45:55Were you really...
0:45:55 > 0:45:57in love with me?
0:45:57 > 0:46:00- What can I get you? - Ooh. Um...
0:46:02 > 0:46:04Er...
0:46:04 > 0:46:05Oh.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08What do you suppose a crappuccino is, Alan?
0:46:08 > 0:46:11Isn't that an F?
0:46:11 > 0:46:13- Is it? Where? - On the board.
0:46:13 > 0:46:18- Is it? - It's frappuccino. Coffee with ice.
0:46:18 > 0:46:22They've always to muck everything about these days, haven't they?
0:46:22 > 0:46:25Still, if you're not taking risks, you're not living.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27That's what our William says,
0:46:27 > 0:46:30and he lives in his bedroom, so what does he know?
0:46:30 > 0:46:33- HE LAUGHS - Oh, go on. I'll have one.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36Well, following that impeccable logic, I'll have one as well.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38Thank you.
0:46:40 > 0:46:43- I'd forgotten you were a comedian. - I'd forgotten you were one!
0:46:43 > 0:46:47You knew damn well that didn't say "crappuccino"!
0:46:47 > 0:46:50Well, people bother with you more if they think you're senile.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52I mean, look at that policeman.
0:46:52 > 0:46:57Well, either that or they run a mile, which can be equally entertaining.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01Were you really in love with me?
0:47:01 > 0:47:02Mm.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04I used to think about you...
0:47:05 > 0:47:07...when I was miserable with Kenneth.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10I used to wonder what you were up to...
0:47:11 > 0:47:12...and who you were with...
0:47:14 > 0:47:18...and how different things might have been if I'd married a lad like you.
0:47:22 > 0:47:25Did you think about me? When you were with Eileen?
0:47:25 > 0:47:26Now and again.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32See, I don't think I ever stopped thinking about you.
0:47:34 > 0:47:35Oh...
0:47:37 > 0:47:39We missed a trick, didn't we?
0:47:40 > 0:47:43I can't believe Eileen didn't give me that letter.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45CHUCKLES
0:47:45 > 0:47:47Well, we can't change it.
0:47:47 > 0:47:51It's...it's such a big thing not to have done.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53She must have known.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58Well, you've got Gillian and Raffy,
0:47:58 > 0:48:00and I've got my lot.
0:48:00 > 0:48:03And I don't regret that, do you?
0:48:03 > 0:48:07- Whatever else might have happened. - No. No! No. I-I...
0:48:07 > 0:48:10Course not.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12RAFF: He says it wasn't an accident.
0:48:12 > 0:48:13He says me dad wouldn't have been that stupid.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Look...
0:48:15 > 0:48:17He took risks with his biking, right enough,
0:48:17 > 0:48:19but calculated risks, Robbie said.
0:48:19 > 0:48:20He were big on safety on t'farm.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Yeah, yeah, he was,
0:48:22 > 0:48:24when he wasn't off his head drunk.
0:48:26 > 0:48:28- Look...- He said you argued...
0:48:28 > 0:48:31- all the time.- Yeah, like thousands of others.
0:48:31 > 0:48:32Well, he said how, days before he died,
0:48:32 > 0:48:35you argued and told him you'd like to see him dead.
0:48:35 > 0:48:36- Did he? - Well, I said you loved him
0:48:36 > 0:48:39- and he had to shut his mouth. - Right. Well, that's... Good for you.
0:48:39 > 0:48:43Then he said how most of what he deals with is stuff like this. Domestics.
0:48:43 > 0:48:46- What you don't realise...- He said that every copper knows
0:48:46 > 0:48:48people don't kill people they couldn't give a toss about.
0:48:48 > 0:48:51What you don't realise, Raff, about Robbie is...
0:48:51 > 0:48:52when Eddie...
0:48:54 > 0:48:56...when your dad died...
0:48:57 > 0:48:59- SHE SIGHS - Jesus!
0:49:02 > 0:49:04WIND WHISTLES
0:49:18 > 0:49:20...it warped him.
0:49:20 > 0:49:22Robbie.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25He couldn't accept it. He couldn't come to terms with it.
0:49:26 > 0:49:28He couldn't accept...
0:49:28 > 0:49:30it just happened.
0:49:30 > 0:49:32He had to blame someone.
0:49:34 > 0:49:35So...
0:49:36 > 0:49:37...obvious choice.
0:49:39 > 0:49:40Me.
0:49:47 > 0:49:49He said one day he'd prove it.
0:49:52 > 0:49:53He won't, will he?
0:49:53 > 0:49:55No, love.
0:49:56 > 0:49:57No.
0:50:06 > 0:50:07HE SNIFFS
0:50:20 > 0:50:25TV ON IN BACKGROUND
0:50:35 > 0:50:37WILLIAM: Is that you, Ma?
0:50:43 > 0:50:45- TV:- ...opening game, with serve...
0:50:45 > 0:50:46Hard at it, are we?
0:50:46 > 0:50:48I was gonna cook supper, but you might have to.
0:50:48 > 0:50:50Right.
0:50:50 > 0:50:52I got a B in my science test today, Ma,
0:50:52 > 0:50:54- and then I scored a try. - Good, well done.
0:50:54 > 0:50:57He thinks if he lies like that he'll be able to see up
0:50:57 > 0:50:58the girlies' skirts on the telly,
0:50:58 > 0:51:01- because he's not very bright.- JOHN: We've been discussing your mother.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03- Have you? - "Age cannot wither her,
0:51:03 > 0:51:06"nor custom stale her infinite variety." Apparently.
0:51:06 > 0:51:08- Ignore him. He's drunk. - Really?
0:51:08 > 0:51:11Mature love, Antony and Cleopatra, all that claptrap.
0:51:11 > 0:51:13- You didn't tell me she had a fella. - She hasn't, it's just some old...
0:51:13 > 0:51:16someone she writes to on the e-mail.
0:51:16 > 0:51:19- Right, well, I'm off to Skipton to pick her up.- What?
0:51:19 > 0:51:21- She's been trying to get hold of you.- Oh!
0:51:21 > 0:51:24She went to meet this Alan in Skipton and then she pranged her car.
0:51:24 > 0:51:26Is she all right?
0:51:26 > 0:51:29Yeah, yeah, but the car's damaged, so she needs picking up, so...
0:51:29 > 0:51:32- I'll go.- I'll go.
0:51:32 > 0:51:33I'll go!
0:51:37 > 0:51:38DOOR CLOSES
0:51:41 > 0:51:42So...
0:51:43 > 0:51:46...if I had written
0:51:46 > 0:51:49and if we had kept in touch...
0:51:49 > 0:51:51Going back to speculating.
0:51:51 > 0:51:53Oh, well...
0:51:54 > 0:51:56Maybe you'd have popped down to visit me.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58More than likely.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00Then we might have gone dancing.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03HE LAUGHS I imagine so!
0:52:03 > 0:52:05And then...
0:52:05 > 0:52:06Then...
0:52:06 > 0:52:08well...
0:52:09 > 0:52:10...we might have...
0:52:10 > 0:52:12started...
0:52:12 > 0:52:13Courting?
0:52:14 > 0:52:15Yeah.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18Except by then, I'd have met Kenneth.
0:52:18 > 0:52:20Would you?
0:52:20 > 0:52:23Him with his university education and his prospects.
0:52:25 > 0:52:26Would that have been it, then?
0:52:27 > 0:52:29I don't know.
0:52:29 > 0:52:33You see, I think that's what I was dazzled by - his prospects.
0:52:33 > 0:52:35I wouldn't be now.
0:52:35 > 0:52:41Now I know there are much more important qualities a man can have, but...then...
0:52:41 > 0:52:42I wanted...
0:52:42 > 0:52:45a nice house with a bit of garden
0:52:45 > 0:52:47and a car.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50Things my mum and dad had never had.
0:52:51 > 0:52:53So, no.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56I would probably have made the same mistakes.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58I had prospects.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01Oh, I know. I...
0:53:01 > 0:53:04Not t'same as Kenneth, perhaps.
0:53:04 > 0:53:06I wasn't comparing. I'm just...
0:53:06 > 0:53:07saying...
0:53:09 > 0:53:12And anyway, you weren't there.
0:53:12 > 0:53:13No.
0:53:13 > 0:53:14So...
0:53:16 > 0:53:18But I'm here now.
0:53:19 > 0:53:22You certainly are.
0:53:24 > 0:53:28You told Michael bloody Dobson of all people?!
0:53:28 > 0:53:30- That insidious little prick? - Are you cross?
0:53:30 > 0:53:33No, Kate, I'm delighted, I'm thrilled, I'm over the bloody moon!
0:53:33 > 0:53:36- Look, he's...- I've gotta go, I'm going, I'm driving.
0:53:48 > 0:53:51Hey! Oi!
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Sorry! Emergency.
0:53:54 > 0:53:55Jesus!
0:53:59 > 0:54:01LOCKING SYSTEM BEEPS
0:54:02 > 0:54:03Dad.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05Oh, Gillian!
0:54:07 > 0:54:11That was the most selfish, mindless piece of driving
0:54:11 > 0:54:13- I have ever witnessed. - I won't be a minute, love.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15- Then you can have it. - You could see I'd got
0:54:15 > 0:54:16my reversing lights on, you could see I'd already started manoeuvring.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18Yeah, well, if you keep your hair on, I'll be less than 60 seconds.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20- Idiot!- Snotty bitch!
0:54:20 > 0:54:22Are you gonna let her talk to you like that?
0:54:22 > 0:54:24Mum, you all right?
0:54:24 > 0:54:25Fine.
0:54:25 > 0:54:28- This must be Alan. - CELIA: Yes.
0:54:28 > 0:54:30- How do you do? I'm Caroline.- How do you do?
0:54:30 > 0:54:32Thank you for staying with her till I got here.
0:54:32 > 0:54:36We're gonna have to go - some braindead lowlife trailer trash
0:54:36 > 0:54:39- stole my parking space. - And... you've met my daughter.
0:54:39 > 0:54:40Sorry?
0:54:40 > 0:54:42Gillian, this is Celia...
0:54:44 > 0:54:46...and Caroline.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Hello, Celia.
0:54:49 > 0:54:51I've heard a lot about you.
0:54:52 > 0:54:54I've met Caroline.
0:54:54 > 0:54:55CELIA: Right.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58Well...
0:54:59 > 0:55:02Now, then, we've got some news for you.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04For both of you.
0:55:05 > 0:55:07BOTH: We're getting married.
0:55:15 > 0:55:18- What did you say to him? - That we kissed twice.
0:55:18 > 0:55:19I did this stupid thing.
0:55:19 > 0:55:23We were thinking about having a little engagement do.
0:55:23 > 0:55:25There's something about you bending over in a field
0:55:25 > 0:55:28- that makes me almost unable to contain meself.- Piss off, Paul.
0:55:28 > 0:55:31- Judith!- I want you to come back.
0:55:31 > 0:55:34- Hello! Are you the taxi! - Dad!
0:55:34 > 0:55:38We decided against an engagement ring, so instead,
0:55:38 > 0:55:40we bought a car between us.
0:55:40 > 0:55:44It'd be like really good, if you didn't mention this to Mum.
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