Episode 3

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- We're serious about getting married. - Whatever.- I sent you a note to say I couldn't come.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07I gave it to Eileen Pickford to give to you.

0:00:07 > 0:00:08Eileen?

0:00:08 > 0:00:10- My mother?- Yeah.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12No, don't tell me you didn't get it?

0:00:12 > 0:00:15I'm very...fond of you.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18I just don't think I can do this any more.

0:00:18 > 0:00:19I'm arresting you on suspicion of assault.

0:00:19 > 0:00:20You're not arresting him!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22There's summat about you bending over in a field

0:00:22 > 0:00:25that makes me almost unable to contain myself.

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Ow!

0:00:26 > 0:00:29- Tell me about when my dad died. - It wasn't an accident. She killed him.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32We decided against an engagement ring,

0:00:32 > 0:00:35so instead, we bought a car between us.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37- Judith, this is William, my eldest. - Hello.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40He's had that bitch in our house.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Don't come back.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32- You can't just leave him.- Can't I?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Why not? He left me.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37I mean, you can't just abandon him in the middle of nowhere.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40You think I should let him humiliate me over and over again...

0:01:40 > 0:01:45- Bend!- ..and pretend that everything's fine and dandy, when in actual fact

0:01:45 > 0:01:46I'm having a nervous bloody breakdown?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Mum!

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Oh.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Are you all right?

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Caroline?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Idiot.- You're an idiot.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Why am I an idiot?- Telling her.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29He probably wasn't even doing anything.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31He hates her. He hates Judith.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34He was probably just trying to get rid of her.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Mum.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51I'm sorry.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I shouldn't have said anything.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- They weren't doing anything. - They were just drunk.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56He let her into the house.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00It doesn't matter whether they were doing anything or not.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04What matters is that he's shallow and weak-willed...

0:03:05 > 0:03:08...and I can't trust him.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Much as I'd like to.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13For your sake.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16My sake.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Everyone's sake.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Are you all right, Mum?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Are you?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Come on.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57I couldn't find a parking space.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58What have they said?

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Um...they're not pressing charges. It is just a caution.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Oh.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Here, I know it looks extravagant, the car.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13And, yeah, your mother might have liked one, but I don't know, I...

0:04:15 > 0:04:18She were never bothered about cars.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Odd.

0:04:22 > 0:04:27That thing you said about my mother not giving you that note.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Do you wish she had? Given it to you?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Well, you can't think like that, can you?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36No, but do you?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38No! Course not!

0:04:38 > 0:04:43But you aren't cross with her, for not doing?

0:04:43 > 0:04:44No.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50She was a fantastic woman, my mother.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Yeah, she were. You're right.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55I've certainly got no complaints.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57DOOR OPENS

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Done and dusted.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04And next time, give the weedy little twat a wide berth.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05You all right?

0:05:09 > 0:05:10What were it about?

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Gillian?- You know as much as me, Robbie.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24HE SIGHS

0:05:34 > 0:05:38- What did he say, the inspector? - Stuff.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39- I'll see you back there.- Right.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43And what was Paul Jaktri saying?

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Shit.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- What kind of shit?- Can I go in t'Lexus with my grandad?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- What kind of shit?- Grandad, can I go with you?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52DOOR SHUTS

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- You OK? - I'm sorry I spoilt your party.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Ah...

0:06:13 > 0:06:15VEHICLE DOOR SHUTS

0:06:18 > 0:06:20DOOR OPENS

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Ah.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29I'm going to my room.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32I thought I'd better hang about. You left the door unlocked.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34I'll ring Celia, see if she's all right.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Right. Mm.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41How...how were things at the, um...police station?

0:06:43 > 0:06:47I'd hate you and Caroline to get the wrong idea about us.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48For my dad's sake.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52This isn't how he behaves, Raffy. He's a good lad.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53I'm sure he is.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57God knows why he couldn't rise above it. He...he would do normally.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Kids. Well, boys, anyway.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01- I...I helped myself.- Good.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- I hope that's...- Absolutely fine.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06HE CLEARS THROAT

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Sorry about...- What?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Oh, dirty linen in public. Me and Caroline.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Hey, listen. Don't apologise to me.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Not for anything. I don't judge people.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Never have done. Life's too short.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Let's be frank.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28We're none of us perfect. The ironic thing is...

0:07:29 > 0:07:31- What?- Oh.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34I had this...

0:07:34 > 0:07:36fling thing,

0:07:36 > 0:07:38affair-fest,

0:07:38 > 0:07:40embarrassing mistake thing with this Judith,

0:07:40 > 0:07:43four...three months ago.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Tell me when I get boring.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Oh, the point is she...

0:07:48 > 0:07:52I was in the house by myself. Our house, mine and Caroline's.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55And she turns up. Judith.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59And I can't get rid of her. William comes home from school early,

0:07:59 > 0:08:01because he's in the middle of his A levels.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04He assumes we're up to stuff.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Which we're not. Absolutely not. All over.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Thing of the past. Big, bad mistake.

0:08:08 > 0:08:13Desperately grateful to be back with glorious, snotty, mad Caroline,

0:08:13 > 0:08:15albeit in the spare bedroom.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20But now she's gone all berserk and says I'm out on my ear again.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Shit.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24I've...

0:08:26 > 0:08:30..just got to pop upstairs and see if Raffy's OK.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Sure.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Sure.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41KNOCK AT DOOR

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Raff?

0:08:49 > 0:08:53I want to know what Paul was saying that made you so cross.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- He's an idiot.- Well, I can't say I'd argue with you over that.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59And you're an idiot as well.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01WIND WHISTLES

0:09:01 > 0:09:02BANGING

0:09:13 > 0:09:15- How's the car?- Smashing.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19You couldn't drive me to the nearest railway?

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Well, where are you heading? - Well, Harrogate.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26Well, I'll drive you there. I'm off over to see Celia. She's barely seen that car.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28But it'll have to be tomorrow morning.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30I'm not setting off now!

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- It's dark.- Fine. Great. Is that...?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36So...so could I stay?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38FOOTSTEPS

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Can he stay?

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Alan's very kindly offered me a lift back to Harrogate tomorrow morning.- Course.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50Only I'd be grateful if you... you didn't drink any more.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53I don't want you throwing up in t'car before Celia's even sat in it.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Celia all right?

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Well, I think she'd have liked a turn in t'car.

0:09:58 > 0:10:03- Perhaps I should phone for that taxi. - Don't be daft. You stay put. - Oh, I'll go and put t'kettle on.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04WIND WHISTLES

0:10:09 > 0:10:11You want to stick up for yourself more, you do.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Me?- Yeah.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17You know, if you weren't doing owt,

0:10:17 > 0:10:21if you genuinely weren't doing owt with this Judith...

0:10:22 > 0:10:25..why accept being chucked out?

0:10:25 > 0:10:28And presumably half the house is yours.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Morning, everyone!

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Daddy's back! Daddy's home!

0:11:07 > 0:11:10# Allons enfants de la Patrie

0:11:10 > 0:11:13# Le jour de gloire est arrive! #

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Breakfast! I'm cooking!

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Who wants pancakes?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- Morning!- It's ten to eight.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Yes, I... Sorry I'm late.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44SHE LAUGHS

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Oh!

0:11:49 > 0:11:53RADIO: 'The Sunday morning service comes from the church of St James the Great...'

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Oh, piss off.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57MUSIC: "The Liberty Bell March" by John Philip Sousa

0:12:10 > 0:12:12HE HUMS TUNE

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Pa-pa-pa pom!

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Do you believe in God?

0:12:16 > 0:12:20I used to...to believe.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Mid-to-late 1970s.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY

0:12:24 > 0:12:28What happened in the mid-to-late 1970s?

0:12:28 > 0:12:30I'm not sure.

0:12:30 > 0:12:35But, er...that's when we just seemed to stop going. Why?

0:12:35 > 0:12:40I think I'd like to get married in a church rather than a registry office...

0:12:40 > 0:12:42on reflection.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Who's that making that din? - Well, we can do.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47I...I don't think it's obligatory these days,

0:12:47 > 0:12:50to believe in God, just cos you want to get wed in church.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY

0:12:54 > 0:12:55MUSIC STOPS

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- What the hell on earth do you think you're doing?!- Morning, darling.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Don't you shitting well "darling" me!- Potty mouth.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03- What are you doing? - Breakfast. Want some?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Is that John? Has she let him in?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- I live here! - How has he got back?

0:13:07 > 0:13:11No, you don't live here, because I chucked you out for being an arsehole!

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Yes, well... MUSIC RESUMES

0:13:13 > 0:13:15..half this house is mine!

0:13:15 > 0:13:18I wasn't doing anything wrong! She turned up!

0:13:18 > 0:13:20William exaggerated! Get over it! Don't you touch that!

0:13:20 > 0:13:22And next time your mother slaps me,

0:13:22 > 0:13:26you tell her I will slap her right back! Harder!

0:13:26 > 0:13:28You are not making a mess in my kitchen!

0:13:28 > 0:13:31That's right! I'm making a mess in my kitchen!

0:13:31 > 0:13:35You forfeited any right to anything when you went off shagging that whore!

0:13:35 > 0:13:38THEY LAUGH Shout a little bit louder, Caroline!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40- It's not funny!- No.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44Morally, I can't argue with you. Legally, however, a tad more compromise!

0:13:44 > 0:13:46I do not want you here!

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Well, I don't mind you being here. It isn't like there isn't room, is it?

0:13:50 > 0:13:52So, if you can't be civil to me,

0:13:52 > 0:13:54just bugger off into another room, all right?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Because if you're going to be difficult and unco-operative,

0:13:57 > 0:14:00I might just chuck all your things out, OK?

0:14:00 > 0:14:01What's happening?

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Nothing.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Your father's behaving like a pig!

0:14:07 > 0:14:08Oh, damn. She's shut the window.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13You see, I'm not behaving like a pig. I'm willing to be entirely reasonable.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- You're doing breakfast, Popsicle? - Yes, I am.- Cool.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18MUSIC CONTINUES

0:14:25 > 0:14:27DOOR SLAMS

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- BOTH CHUCKLE - It's not funny!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Hey!

0:14:37 > 0:14:40How do you fancy driving over to Buckstones Ridge?

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Oh...

0:15:25 > 0:15:26MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES

0:15:28 > 0:15:29KNOCK ON DOOR

0:15:32 > 0:15:33I'm just off to work.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Raff.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04BRAKES WHINE

0:16:13 > 0:16:14Ah.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16What have you been saying to our Raff?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Oh, steady on, Gillian. - And going to the police?

0:16:18 > 0:16:22What kind of bloke gets beaten up by a 16-year-old and goes whining to the police?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24How about, "Thank you, Paul, for not pressing charges"?

0:16:24 > 0:16:25What did you say to him?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28"Thank you, Paul, for letting him get off with a caution."

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Nowt. I were just, like... You know.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32What?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34I were just saying what a fine woman you was.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35- You idiot.- Any time, love.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38- Well, he didn't believe you, anyway.- Ha-ha.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Nah, he did.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Not to start with, cheeky git.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47Not till I described the way your wallpaper's peeling off above t'window where it's damp.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49And your five million pair of shoes.

0:16:49 > 0:16:53And that photo he has by his bed of him, his Uncle Robbie and his dad.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Yeah, yeah, I think that's when he realised

0:16:55 > 0:16:58I really had been in your upstairs.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- HE LAUGHS - He went mad. Lickle bastard.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09That's...

0:17:09 > 0:17:10SHE SIGHS

0:17:23 > 0:17:25SHE SIGHS

0:17:47 > 0:17:49SHE SIGHS

0:18:02 > 0:18:05PHONE RINGS

0:18:13 > 0:18:15- Hello?- Gillian?

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Yeah?- It's John Elliot.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Caroline's husband.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Oh.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25John.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Hello.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30I'm just ringing to say thank you for putting me up last night.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31Oh, that's...

0:18:31 > 0:18:35I stuck up for myself, and, er... well, she didn't like it.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Not surprisingly.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39But I did it.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42He's talking to someone.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- KATE: 'Who?' - I've got no idea. He's smirking.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47It's probably her, Judith.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Well, I've no idea, Caroline. - I'm sorry I upset you.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55I'm sorry I didn't listen to you. You were right. He's an absolute...

0:18:56 > 0:18:59..jerk. I've spent the best years of my life

0:18:59 > 0:19:02married to an unreliable, shallow-minded...

0:19:02 > 0:19:04self-centred...

0:19:05 > 0:19:07..jerk.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10Yes.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12What am I going to do?

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Divorce him, and not just talk about it this time.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Sell the house, split everything. Start again.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19- I can't sell this house!- 'Why?'

0:19:19 > 0:19:24Because I...I've put so much into it. I've worked so hard for it.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26It's perfect. I don't want to sell...

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Anyway, I can't, because my mother...

0:19:28 > 0:19:33Actually, my mother's probably going to move out, because she's getting married.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Your mother?- Yes.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Your mother is getting married? Who to?

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Oh, it's just...

0:19:42 > 0:19:43How sweet.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Would you like me to come round?

0:19:51 > 0:19:55'Would you like to go for a walk? Would you like to do something?'

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Me going on about stuff a bit too much, probably...

0:19:59 > 0:20:01KNOCK ON DOOR

0:20:01 > 0:20:04That's such a beautiful part of the world that you live in.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08John? John, John.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10I'm...I'm sorry. I've got to go, cos I'm at work.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Oh, I'm sorry. - Yeah, no...no problem.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14- Ta-ta, then.- Me waxing lyrical.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Yeah. Aw. Bye!

0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Probably see you again some time anyway.- Yeah, yep.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Bye. Bye-bye.- Bye.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Sweet exotic creature.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31MUSIC: "The Archers" theme tune

0:20:41 > 0:20:43'So, 2 o'clock, then?'

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Jesus Christ.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51- He's lit a cigarette. - 'Is that very...'

0:20:51 > 0:20:53How bad is that?

0:20:53 > 0:20:54We don't smoke.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Oh. Ah.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00And he's drinking whisky at quarter-past 11 in the morning.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02And he's listening to the... bloody Archers!

0:21:02 > 0:21:03I've got to go.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Right, well, I'll see you at...

0:21:10 > 0:21:12MUSIC PLAYS

0:21:24 > 0:21:26RADIO OFF You silly bitch!

0:21:26 > 0:21:29What kind of example do you think you set these boys, hm?

0:21:29 > 0:21:34Smoking! And drinking and fornicating!

0:21:34 > 0:21:38And wallowing there like some... self-indulgent tosser!

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- How dare you do that? - I do not want you here!

0:21:41 > 0:21:46Well, bad luck. I live here, and if I want to smoke and bring women here, then I'll bring them!

0:21:46 > 0:21:49But I don't want to bring women here!

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Because I want our marriage to work!

0:21:51 > 0:21:54- You mad cow!- This marriage is over!

0:21:54 > 0:21:58It is dead! It is redundant! It...it never was!

0:21:58 > 0:22:01And I do not want to waste another second of my life

0:22:01 > 0:22:03pretending it's something worth saving!

0:22:03 > 0:22:06MUSIC: "Strangeness And Charm" by Florence + The Machine

0:22:06 > 0:22:09# The static from your arms

0:22:09 > 0:22:13# It is a catalyst

0:22:13 > 0:22:16# You're a chemical that burns

0:22:16 > 0:22:20# There is nothing like this. #

0:22:21 > 0:22:24If anybody had told me a few weeks ago

0:22:24 > 0:22:27that I'd be sitting up at Buckstones Ridge,

0:22:27 > 0:22:31holding hands with a man who isn't my husband,

0:22:31 > 0:22:33and who's just driven me here in his Lexus,

0:22:33 > 0:22:36I'd have thought they were pulling my leg.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Not that I'd have ever sat anywhere

0:22:39 > 0:22:41holding hands with a man who was my husband.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Kenneth wasn't the hand-holding sort.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49I mean, even before the trouble,

0:22:49 > 0:22:53I don't think he'd a romantic bone in his body.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57And then after, when I'd found out what a randy sod he'd been, well...

0:22:57 > 0:23:02that put the tin lid on any sort of... Anything resembling romantic.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07I mean, I stopped going anywhere with him socially.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10I mean, he didn't know who knew and who didn't.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15And I work on the principle it's always wise to assume the worst.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17I mean, it's not nice, is it?

0:23:17 > 0:23:21Folk nudging each other, going, "Ooh, that's her

0:23:21 > 0:23:25"whose husband's at it with all and sundry behind her back.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27"I wonder if she knows, poor bitch.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31"I wonder what she's not doing that's making him look elsewhere."

0:23:33 > 0:23:34So, you stop in. You don't go out.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39And your world gets smaller.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43I should have divorced him.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46But it's easy to say, with a child to bring up

0:23:46 > 0:23:50and no money of your own. And you see, I'd not worked.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51I had no career.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54I'd given up my job when Caroline was born.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Women did in them days.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Could have killed him one time.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05I mean, literally, I could have!

0:24:06 > 0:24:09He was decorating the kitchen.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Painting the ceiling up a little stepladder.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16He was hopeless at anything to do with DIY.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Anyway, he slipped and banged his head.

0:24:21 > 0:24:26He must have been out for...oh, well, no more than a second or two.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28But of course, I panicked.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Till he came to.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34It was only afterwards I realised I'd been slow.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39And I decided if it ever happened again I'd slip a cushion over his face

0:24:39 > 0:24:41and suffocate him.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48Have I shocked you?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50No.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Oh, God.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56I'm sorry I go on about him.

0:24:56 > 0:25:02No, no, no, no. I'm just sorry you... you had it to go through.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07I'm only telling you this so you know what sort of a woman you're marrying.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Do you fancy a pint in a pub?

0:25:13 > 0:25:15- I was thinking...- Oh, aye?

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Why don't you stop tonight in Harrogate?

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Oh, I don't mean anything untoward.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25I've got a spare room.

0:25:25 > 0:25:31Only it's going to be a long haul for you otherwise, taking me back to Harrogate

0:25:31 > 0:25:33then setting off to Halifax.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35And you were up at the crack of dawn this morning.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40I'd have to buy a toothbrush.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Raff?

0:26:01 > 0:26:02Raffy?

0:26:22 > 0:26:23RINGING TONE

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Answer it.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29- RAFF ON VOICEMAIL: - 'I can't take your call. Leave a message and I'll ring you back.'

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Raff, it's me.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Where are you? Just ring me or...or text me.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36I...I need to know where you are.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41I'm sorry if I've upset you. I know I've upset you.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43But I need to know that you're all right.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46SHE SIGHS

0:26:56 > 0:26:58SHE SIGHS

0:27:01 > 0:27:04(Oh, shit.)

0:27:11 > 0:27:14RINGING TONE

0:27:14 > 0:27:15- Gillian?- Is Raff with you?

0:27:15 > 0:27:17He is, yeah.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20Is he all right?

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Yeah, he's absolutely fine.

0:27:26 > 0:27:27- what's he said?- Nothing.

0:27:27 > 0:27:31- Well, can I talk to him? - He's a bit busy at the minute. He's on the Xbox.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32Yeah? Well, get him off the f...

0:27:32 > 0:27:37And to be frank I don't think he'd want to talk with you. I don't know what's happened,

0:27:37 > 0:27:40other than him fighting with that dickhead, but I assume something has.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43I assume that he's finally seen the light and worked out what a mad bitch you are,

0:27:43 > 0:27:47so you know, if he wants to move in here, that's fine by me.

0:27:47 > 0:27:52- I'm not keeping him here by force. - Don't you dare fill his head with rubbish about me.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55- Will that be everything, then? - You just tell him to ring me!

0:28:04 > 0:28:06SHE SOBS

0:28:26 > 0:28:29RINGING TONE

0:28:29 > 0:28:31- Hello?- John?

0:28:31 > 0:28:32- Yeah?- It's Gillian.

0:28:33 > 0:28:34Alan's daughter.

0:28:37 > 0:28:38Gillian.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41Sorry I had to ring off this morning.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44Only the boss were breathing down my neck and...

0:28:44 > 0:28:46No, no, that's... I thought nothing of it.

0:28:46 > 0:28:47Good, good.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49- Good.- So, how's things progressing?

0:28:52 > 0:28:56Oh, she's having a little coven in the garden

0:28:56 > 0:28:58with some insipid little witch that she works with.

0:28:58 > 0:28:59Nice.

0:28:59 > 0:29:04Lawrence says she's a lesbian. God knows why Caroline's invited her here.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06You know what you said last night

0:29:06 > 0:29:10about you having this affair with this...

0:29:11 > 0:29:12..Judith?

0:29:14 > 0:29:17Yeah? Well...

0:29:20 > 0:29:22I did something similar and...

0:29:23 > 0:29:26- You did?- Yeah, a...

0:29:27 > 0:29:28..stupid, stupid thing.

0:29:31 > 0:29:35And Raff's found out, and that's what that fight was about,

0:29:35 > 0:29:36and he's gone to live with Robbie.

0:29:36 > 0:29:40That's his uncle, the policeman.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42And he's a right bastard and...

0:29:43 > 0:29:45SHE SOBS

0:29:45 > 0:29:47Bollocks!

0:29:47 > 0:29:50It was exactly the same when me and Richard got divorced.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52Neither of us could afford to buy the other one out

0:29:52 > 0:29:54so we had to sell up, split everything.

0:29:54 > 0:29:58Right down the middle. Beautiful house we had.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00It was heartbreaking.

0:30:00 > 0:30:03But you find a way forward.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05I'm going to have to get proper legal advice.

0:30:07 > 0:30:10Yes, obviously. I don't know what I'm talking about.

0:30:11 > 0:30:16- Don't you?- I was being sarcastic. I just said I've been through exactly the same thing,

0:30:16 > 0:30:19- but, yes, you should get proper legal advice. - Why are you being so snippy?- Why?

0:30:21 > 0:30:22What?

0:30:26 > 0:30:29My dad's got Alzheimer's. Did you know that?

0:30:31 > 0:30:32God, I'm so sorry.

0:30:32 > 0:30:36There's a million and one things you don't know about me, Caroline...

0:30:37 > 0:30:40..cos you never ask, and I try not to inflict things on people

0:30:40 > 0:30:43unless I think they're actually interested,

0:30:43 > 0:30:45but I've never really had the impression that you were,

0:30:45 > 0:30:47but you just take it for granted that I'll be interested in you.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50- Don't you?- You offered to come round.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52Mm, but you rang me up.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55- After you'd dumped me.- Shh.

0:30:55 > 0:30:59You rang me up expecting me to be sympathetic, which I am.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02Not that it'll do me any good. And then you're like a man.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05You just make this decision that I haven't got a clue

0:31:05 > 0:31:07what I'm talking about even though I've been through it.

0:31:07 > 0:31:11- I think you're overreacting. You're reading things... - And then having a go at me last week

0:31:11 > 0:31:14for talking to someone when I was upset about what had happened.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17Someone who was sympathetic and interested.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20Michael bloody Dobson? He tried to blackmail me.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22- He didn't.- You'd better go.

0:31:25 > 0:31:26Am I being dismissed?

0:31:26 > 0:31:29I shouldn't have rang you up. I'm sorry I did.

0:31:31 > 0:31:32Don't say that.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36I just want you to understand...

0:31:38 > 0:31:43..the effect you have on me.

0:31:46 > 0:31:50If you ring me, I'll run round here, even though I know you're not really interested in me.

0:31:50 > 0:31:55I'm not...not interested in you.

0:31:57 > 0:31:58I'm...

0:32:01 > 0:32:02I don't know what I am. I...

0:32:04 > 0:32:07You're right, I've never asked you anything about you,

0:32:07 > 0:32:09and it's not because I don't...

0:32:09 > 0:32:13It's because I'm selfish and hopeless...

0:32:14 > 0:32:18..and you've been a really good friend, and I don't know how to be a good friend.

0:32:18 > 0:32:20To anyone.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24My parents never got on.

0:32:24 > 0:32:28I grew up in a house on my own with these people

0:32:28 > 0:32:30who never spoke to each other unless they had to,

0:32:30 > 0:32:32and I thought that was normal.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35And now she's met this bloke, this Alan, and he's a sweet man,

0:32:35 > 0:32:38and he thinks the world of her, and she thinks the world of him,

0:32:38 > 0:32:40and she's so different!

0:32:42 > 0:32:46And I can't help wondering if she'd been in love with my dad

0:32:46 > 0:32:48and he'd been in love with her...

0:32:49 > 0:32:52..how different things would have been.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56I don't know what normal relationships are like.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59I see them, but I don't know how to do them.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03So I'm sorry.

0:33:03 > 0:33:08I'm sorry if I've hurt you or taken you for granted.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12I will endeavour not to do that...

0:33:12 > 0:33:14in the future.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Because I do value your friendship and...

0:33:21 > 0:33:25..I'm sorry if I've never said or made that clear or done what...

0:33:27 > 0:33:30..normal people do to express these things.

0:33:32 > 0:33:33So, I'm sorry.

0:33:36 > 0:33:37Thank you.

0:33:42 > 0:33:46I think you've got to give yourself a break, Gillian, I really do.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48He's 16 years old. Give him a week.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51Give him a week with Robbie's microwave cooking.

0:33:51 > 0:33:55- Give Robbie a week with a bloody teenager in the house.- You're right.

0:33:55 > 0:33:58You know where he is. You know he's safe. OK, he's had a shock.

0:33:58 > 0:34:01He's found out his mother has sex. Get over it.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03- I know, I know. - It's just life, you know?

0:34:03 > 0:34:05And he has to realise that you have...

0:34:05 > 0:34:08you know, just like everyone else does,

0:34:08 > 0:34:09urges, feelings,

0:34:09 > 0:34:11and when he's an adult, he'll get it.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14He will not look back on you and make judgments.

0:34:14 > 0:34:18He just needs a little bit of time. Step back from it, Gillian.

0:34:18 > 0:34:19I know it's not easy.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21He's your boy, but,

0:34:21 > 0:34:23- if you can...- Yeah, yeah.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Yeah, you're right, you're right.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30Oh, kids.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37Gosh.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40So, how's things in the garden?

0:34:43 > 0:34:45Oh, much the same.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47LAUGHTER OUTSIDE

0:35:12 > 0:35:13CHICKENS CLUCK

0:35:25 > 0:35:27COCKEREL CROWS

0:35:33 > 0:35:35COCKEREL CROWS

0:35:40 > 0:35:41Oh, God!

0:35:43 > 0:35:45Paul. Jesus. HE GROANS

0:35:49 > 0:35:51- What's happened? Paul?- What?

0:35:53 > 0:35:54Who did this?

0:35:54 > 0:35:58Who did it? Was it Raff?

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Robbie?

0:36:00 > 0:36:02HE GRUNTS

0:36:02 > 0:36:04OK. Come on.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Let's get you inside.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09HE GROANS AND SHE STRAINS

0:36:09 > 0:36:10HE GROANS

0:36:13 > 0:36:16HE YELLS

0:36:16 > 0:36:18HE SOBS

0:36:18 > 0:36:20GLASS CLINKS

0:36:20 > 0:36:22SHE SIGHS

0:36:32 > 0:36:34I think we should get you up to the Princess Royal.

0:36:34 > 0:36:36I'll be all right.

0:36:41 > 0:36:42What happened?

0:36:49 > 0:36:50Darren and Gavin.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55Hayley's brothers found out I'd been at it with you

0:36:55 > 0:36:58so them and a couple of big bastards laid into me.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04So, I...I guess the engagement's off, eh?!

0:37:05 > 0:37:08You dirty sod.

0:37:12 > 0:37:16They said they was going to pour petrol over me and set me on fire.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20I believed them.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25HE SOBS

0:37:29 > 0:37:31SOBBING INTENSIFIES

0:37:35 > 0:37:38Let Granny in.

0:37:41 > 0:37:42Thanks.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48- Morning!- Hi.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Just to let you know... - Oh, you're very smart.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53..me and Alan are popping over to Halifax

0:37:53 > 0:37:55to look at possible venues for the wedding.

0:37:55 > 0:37:59So I won't be here this evening. I'll be stopping over at Gillian's with Alan.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01Right.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04I'm sorry to pop over so early but you'll be going to work so...

0:38:04 > 0:38:07- Brush your teeth. - Where are my shoes?

0:38:07 > 0:38:09Wherever you left them.

0:38:09 > 0:38:12- DOOR SLAMS - He's very nervous. He's got his first English paper.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16He stopped over last night, Alan.

0:38:16 > 0:38:20Yes, I assumed. I, um...saw the car.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24He was going to sleep in the spare bedroom but...

0:38:24 > 0:38:27I don't know, one thing led to another,

0:38:27 > 0:38:31and I've got a double bed and we are getting married so...

0:38:31 > 0:38:33we shared the same bed.

0:38:35 > 0:38:36OK.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41I don't know what people'll think.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44- Well, good for you. - I just thought, "What the hell?"

0:38:44 > 0:38:46What people?

0:38:46 > 0:38:49I don't care. Anyone.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52Right.

0:38:52 > 0:38:56As I say, it's not as though we're not getting married, cos we are, so...

0:38:56 > 0:38:58So?

0:38:58 > 0:39:00- You don't mind?- Me? No.

0:39:00 > 0:39:01No, of course not.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06- So...- It's great.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13- I'm talking about sex. - Yes, I realise that.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15It was marvellous.

0:39:15 > 0:39:16I'd forgotten.

0:39:19 > 0:39:22I can be quite a romantic, when push comes to shove,

0:39:22 > 0:39:26- not that your dad ever appreciated that.- Oh, can you not just...?

0:39:26 > 0:39:29- What?- Well, it's... - Oh. Have I embarrassed you?

0:39:29 > 0:39:32I don't need to know. It's fine, it's fine.

0:39:32 > 0:39:36Whatever you do, it's fine, it's good. You're adults. It's...

0:39:36 > 0:39:38I thought you might be happy for me.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41I am. I am!

0:39:41 > 0:39:43I love you, you know.

0:39:43 > 0:39:44I know you do.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04HE TUTS AND SIGHS

0:40:10 > 0:40:13I can't get through to our Gillian.

0:40:13 > 0:40:17She's not answering her mobile or anything.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20Can I get you some more tea?

0:40:21 > 0:40:23No, no. No, no, I'm fine.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26- Another egg?- No, thanks.

0:40:33 > 0:40:35Sorry, what did you say?

0:40:35 > 0:40:37Something about Gillian?

0:41:00 > 0:41:03SIREN WAILS

0:41:10 > 0:41:12Right, where to?

0:41:14 > 0:41:16I can't go home.

0:41:16 > 0:41:20My dad's chucked me out and my mam says she never wants to clap eyes on me again.

0:41:30 > 0:41:31I'm not giving you Raffy's room.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08WHISPERS

0:42:46 > 0:42:48PHONE RINGS

0:42:57 > 0:42:58Hello?

0:42:58 > 0:43:02- John? It's Judith. - What do you want?

0:43:02 > 0:43:04Er...I, um...

0:43:04 > 0:43:06You shouldn't ring this number. What if Caroline had answered it?

0:43:06 > 0:43:07Isn't she at work?

0:43:07 > 0:43:09What do you want?

0:43:09 > 0:43:12You couldn't lend me some money, could you?

0:43:12 > 0:43:16It's just that the landlord's getting...unpleasant with me

0:43:16 > 0:43:18about the rent arrears and...

0:43:18 > 0:43:20You get benefits for that.

0:43:20 > 0:43:23Yeah, yeah.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25The thing is...

0:43:25 > 0:43:29- I've spent it.- (Oh, Jesus.)

0:43:29 > 0:43:32And you don't want me turning up on your doorstep, do you?

0:43:36 > 0:43:38I must have spent hours in here when I was a kid.

0:43:38 > 0:43:40Yeah, so did I.

0:43:40 > 0:43:43I always tried to, er...wangle it

0:43:43 > 0:43:48so that we'd sit somewhere where I could gaze at you.

0:43:48 > 0:43:51You didn't? You daft article.

0:43:51 > 0:43:53You were the only thing that made it bearable.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57I hated it, church.

0:43:57 > 0:44:00I used to get so bored and miserable.

0:44:01 > 0:44:02Yeah, well.

0:44:04 > 0:44:08Mind you, it's better than all this happy-clappy stuff they have now.

0:44:08 > 0:44:12- Mm?- Do you want a mint? - Is it? Why? At least with the happy-clappy stuff,

0:44:12 > 0:44:14people actually look like they want to be there.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16Well, it's not proper, is it?

0:44:16 > 0:44:19They have pop songs at funerals now.

0:44:19 > 0:44:21Yeah? So what?

0:44:22 > 0:44:24Pop songs at funerals?

0:44:24 > 0:44:27Religion when we were kids was all about control.

0:44:27 > 0:44:31It was about the ruling classes being hand in glove with the Church

0:44:31 > 0:44:36to keep the ordinary hard-working people terrified of having a mind of their own.

0:44:37 > 0:44:39- Was it hell?!- No, it was.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41You think about it.

0:44:43 > 0:44:44I won't get into a debate.

0:44:44 > 0:44:47Why shouldn't you have a pop song at a funeral

0:44:47 > 0:44:52if it's something that you've liked, something that's meant something to you?

0:44:52 > 0:44:56Pop songs are for...for discos and pubs and social clubs.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00In church you sing hymns.

0:45:00 > 0:45:02Pop songs at funerals

0:45:02 > 0:45:07are about ordinary folk celebrating whatever, in their own way,

0:45:07 > 0:45:11not accepting what's inflicted on them by people in high places,

0:45:11 > 0:45:14who just want to keep everybody frightened and miserable.

0:45:15 > 0:45:19Well...

0:45:19 > 0:45:23some people need people in high places to tell them what's what now and again.

0:45:25 > 0:45:29You're going to tell me next you voted for Margaret Thatcher.

0:45:30 > 0:45:33Well, you can't have liked Michael Foot?

0:45:33 > 0:45:35In his anorak at the Cenotaph?

0:45:37 > 0:45:39A very intelligent man, Michael Foot.

0:45:39 > 0:45:41Oh, he can't have been that intelligent

0:45:41 > 0:45:45or he wouldn't have gone around looking like a scarecrow.

0:45:45 > 0:45:47- I didn't dislike Tony Blair...- Oh!

0:45:48 > 0:45:50..until he muckied his ticket in Iraq.

0:45:50 > 0:45:54Now, Gordon Brown, there's a much-maligned man.

0:45:54 > 0:45:57- Gordon Brown?- Mm.

0:45:57 > 0:46:01Trying to get everybody to like him, with his phoney grin?

0:46:01 > 0:46:03And he's Scottish.

0:46:03 > 0:46:06Now, there's an unassailable political argument!

0:46:06 > 0:46:08Well, it hardly needs pointing out he buggered up the economy.

0:46:08 > 0:46:10No, he didn't.

0:46:10 > 0:46:13He did not. He had vision.

0:46:13 > 0:46:16Oh, God. I can see this is a subject we're going to have to avoid.

0:46:16 > 0:46:19- No, don't worry, I'll teach you. - You damn well won't.

0:46:19 > 0:46:21Yeah, we'll buy you a copy of the Guardian.

0:46:21 > 0:46:24You can keep your Guardian.

0:46:24 > 0:46:28I thought I spotted a Daily Mail lurking in your recycling bin.

0:46:28 > 0:46:30- What's wrong with the Daily Mail? - What's wrong with it?

0:46:30 > 0:46:32What's right with it?

0:46:32 > 0:46:36Do you know, I'd never have had you down for red-hot Labour.

0:46:36 > 0:46:39I thought you had more about you.

0:46:39 > 0:46:42Do you know, the good thing about David Cameron

0:46:42 > 0:46:45is that even he knows he's an arse!

0:46:45 > 0:46:48No, every time he opens his mouth, you can see him thinking,

0:46:48 > 0:46:53"I was born an arse, I'll die an arse, but at least I know I'm an arse."

0:46:53 > 0:46:57You've suddenly got very coarse, Mr Buttershaw.

0:46:57 > 0:47:02So, what will you be walking down the aisle to, then? Mm?

0:47:02 > 0:47:05Jerusalem? Rule Britannia?

0:47:05 > 0:47:07HE CHUCKLES

0:47:07 > 0:47:09The Arrival Of The Queen Of Sheba.

0:47:09 > 0:47:12HE LAUGHS

0:47:12 > 0:47:13What?

0:47:13 > 0:47:15HE LAUGHS

0:47:15 > 0:47:16What?

0:47:16 > 0:47:17HE COUGHS AND LAUGHS

0:47:17 > 0:47:19No, no, that's...

0:47:19 > 0:47:21What?!

0:47:21 > 0:47:23It's very appropriate!

0:47:25 > 0:47:27Mm, I'd turn up for that.

0:47:28 > 0:47:33I can see how I'm going to have to re-educate you, Alan Buttershaw.

0:47:33 > 0:47:37Does that mean I get to choose the music we walk out to?

0:47:37 > 0:47:39Hell, no.

0:47:39 > 0:47:40It's become screamingly obvious

0:47:40 > 0:47:43I can't trust you any further than I could chuck you.

0:47:45 > 0:47:47Hey.

0:47:47 > 0:47:51I forgot we're in church. We've been swearing like troopers.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53Well, we'd better find t'vicar, then.

0:47:55 > 0:47:56If this is what you want.

0:47:56 > 0:48:00Well, not if you think I'm oppressing the masses.

0:48:00 > 0:48:03Oh, it'll be worth oppressing the masses for half an hour or so

0:48:03 > 0:48:06to see you arriving like the Queen of Sheba.

0:48:10 > 0:48:12I hope it isn't a woman.

0:48:12 > 0:48:14Who?

0:48:14 > 0:48:16The vicar.

0:48:16 > 0:48:18PAPERS RUSTLE

0:48:21 > 0:48:25If you're insisting on a Saturday slot, you're looking at four...

0:48:28 > 0:48:29..five months away.

0:48:32 > 0:48:34- I think sooner rather than later. - Mm.

0:48:37 > 0:48:38Are either of you divorced?

0:48:38 > 0:48:39- No.- No, no.

0:48:40 > 0:48:42Widowed.

0:48:43 > 0:48:46And you're both regular churchgoers, obviously?

0:48:49 > 0:48:50Well, we have been in the past.

0:48:53 > 0:48:54Hm.

0:48:56 > 0:48:59So, you're not regular churchgoers now?

0:48:59 > 0:49:01Not... No.

0:49:02 > 0:49:04When did you last go to church?

0:49:05 > 0:49:07Er...Christmas?

0:49:08 > 0:49:1019...oh, er...

0:49:10 > 0:49:1177?

0:49:12 > 0:49:15What about you,

0:49:15 > 0:49:18- Mrs Dawson?- About the same.

0:49:18 > 0:49:19Mm.

0:49:19 > 0:49:23So, why do you want God's blessing,

0:49:23 > 0:49:25if you don't go to church?

0:49:26 > 0:49:29I'm just interested.

0:49:34 > 0:49:35We thought he might like the trade.

0:49:41 > 0:49:45THEY LAUGH

0:49:48 > 0:49:51Miserable bitch!

0:49:51 > 0:49:54I mean, no wonder folk don't go.

0:49:56 > 0:50:00Oh, we could live over t'brush.

0:50:00 > 0:50:02Ah, but then you wouldn't be Mrs Buttershaw.

0:50:02 > 0:50:07No, and I fancy having a do. I want to buy a hat.

0:50:07 > 0:50:10Oh, we could find another vicar. I bet they're not all like that.

0:50:10 > 0:50:14No, she's put me off. That's it, now, with me and the Church. End of.

0:50:14 > 0:50:17Good night, Vienna. I've left the building.

0:50:17 > 0:50:19Well, where would you like to get wed?

0:50:19 > 0:50:23Cos, I mean, you can get wed anywhere now, you know.

0:50:23 > 0:50:24Oh, somewhere classy.

0:50:26 > 0:50:27Oh, yeah.

0:50:28 > 0:50:30South Ouram Hall.

0:50:30 > 0:50:32South Ouram Hall.

0:50:32 > 0:50:34Oh, I used to love South Ouram Hall.

0:50:35 > 0:50:38- Is it still there? - Yeah, yeah, far as I know.

0:50:38 > 0:50:39They've not mucked it up?

0:50:39 > 0:50:43No, I think it's just as creepy as it ever were.

0:51:16 > 0:51:18DOOR OPENS

0:51:27 > 0:51:31- What's he doing here?- It's my house.

0:51:33 > 0:51:35Slapper.

0:51:35 > 0:51:38THUNDER RUMBLES Yeah, whatever.

0:51:38 > 0:51:41What do you mean? Is this what...?

0:51:43 > 0:51:44You and him?

0:51:47 > 0:51:50Right. I'm off upstairs to get the rest of my stuff.

0:51:52 > 0:51:53I'll be outside.

0:51:54 > 0:51:57You really do need your head examined.

0:52:02 > 0:52:03HE SCOFFS

0:52:07 > 0:52:08DOOR SHUTS

0:52:10 > 0:52:13CROWS CAW AND THUNDER RUMBLES

0:52:16 > 0:52:17Ah! Ah!

0:52:20 > 0:52:22Oh! Oh!

0:52:28 > 0:52:31- THUNDER RUMBLES - Hello? Shop?

0:52:36 > 0:52:39- What, nobody about? - No, doesn't look like it.

0:52:39 > 0:52:41Hello?

0:52:45 > 0:52:46Hello?

0:52:51 > 0:52:53Hello?

0:52:58 > 0:53:00THUNDERCLAP

0:53:07 > 0:53:10My cousin Alice saw a ghost here once.

0:53:10 > 0:53:13- Where?- Er...upstairs.

0:53:13 > 0:53:15What was it like?

0:53:15 > 0:53:17A woman.

0:53:25 > 0:53:27THUNDERCLAP

0:53:34 > 0:53:35Don't go.

0:53:35 > 0:53:38I can't chuck him out. He's got nowhere else to go.

0:53:38 > 0:53:40- I'll...I'll go. - You can't! You... You can't.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43HE SIGHS

0:53:45 > 0:53:46DOOR SLAMS

0:53:49 > 0:53:51Don't.

0:53:51 > 0:53:52HE GROANS

0:53:57 > 0:53:59CAR DRIVES OFF

0:54:07 > 0:54:08THUNDER RUMBLES

0:54:11 > 0:54:14I...I think it were this room.

0:54:28 > 0:54:30Er...she came through that door.

0:54:30 > 0:54:33She walked across here...

0:54:33 > 0:54:35and disappeared through that wall.

0:54:36 > 0:54:39Ooh.

0:54:39 > 0:54:41THUNDERCLAP

0:54:43 > 0:54:46THUNDER RUMBLES

0:54:49 > 0:54:50Shall we go?

0:54:52 > 0:54:55- Power cut.- Let's go.

0:54:55 > 0:54:57DOOR SLAMS

0:54:57 > 0:54:59KEY TURNS IN LOCK

0:55:08 > 0:55:09Oh!

0:55:13 > 0:55:15RATTLING

0:55:15 > 0:55:17- Hello?- Is anybody there?

0:55:17 > 0:55:19Hello?

0:55:19 > 0:55:20- Hello?- Telephone.

0:55:24 > 0:55:26- I've got no reception. - Neither have I.

0:55:26 > 0:55:29THUNDER RUMBLES

0:55:29 > 0:55:31THUNDERCLAP

0:55:36 > 0:55:37THUNDERCLAP

0:55:41 > 0:55:44GLASS SHATTERS

0:55:44 > 0:55:45EXPLOSION

0:55:45 > 0:55:46What the...

0:55:52 > 0:55:54Oh... No...

0:56:10 > 0:56:12Do you think anyone's realised that we're missing?

0:56:12 > 0:56:16I just worry about my dad having his pills on him for his heart.

0:56:16 > 0:56:18There's somebody up there.

0:56:18 > 0:56:20How do you know he hasn't taken her to some hotel

0:56:20 > 0:56:22for a wild night of nudge-nudge, wink-wink?

0:56:22 > 0:56:24Where the hell are they?

0:56:24 > 0:56:28- Why's the car there and them not in it?- You still have to stay sober long enough

0:56:28 > 0:56:32- to actually get it down in black and white.- Piss off! - Do you think they're dead?

0:56:32 > 0:56:35- What were you doing with that dipstick?- Did you torch my Land Rover?

0:56:35 > 0:56:40- I'm not living with you while you're having it off with someone else. - Well, you know where the door is.

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