Episode 4

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Are you all right? - I just have a heart condition.

0:00:04 > 0:00:08If you ring me, I'll run round here even though I know you're not really interested.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10'I'm not NOT interested.'

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- Raff?- 'I assume he's seen the light, worked out what'

0:00:12 > 0:00:16a mad bitch you are. If he wants to move in here, that's fine by me.

0:00:16 > 0:00:20Don't you dare fill his head with rubbish about me.

0:00:20 > 0:00:24- This marriage is over and I do not want to waste another...- Silly bitch!

0:00:24 > 0:00:27..second of my life pretending it's something worth saving!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29HE GROANS

0:00:29 > 0:00:31- What's he doing here? - He's got nowhere else to go.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34- What do you want?- You couldn't lend me some money, could you?

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Where would you like to get wed? You can get wed anywhere now, you know.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Hello?- Is anybody there?

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Oh, no!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34THUNDER RUMBLES RAIN POURS

0:01:34 > 0:01:37It's all safe now. Why don't you get back in t'warm?

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- We'll get off. Bye.- Thanks.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44THUNDER CONTINUES

0:01:57 > 0:02:00'Hello, this is Alan Buttershaw. Please leave your message after the tone.'

0:02:00 > 0:02:01BEEP

0:02:01 > 0:02:05Dad, it's me...again, just to say...

0:02:05 > 0:02:07SHE SIGHS

0:02:07 > 0:02:12...where are you, basically, and did you get my last message,

0:02:12 > 0:02:14about picking up a takeaway? Cos...

0:02:14 > 0:02:18I've not been able to think about cooking with all this going on.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19SHE SIGHS

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Bye.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23I so didn't need this happening right now.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24You'll have to ring your insurance.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26They'll give me about 50 quid for it.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30How the hell am I going to buy another one?

0:02:30 > 0:02:31You can use my car.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Thanks.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38- How'd it start?- Oh, they don't know - lightning...electrical fault...

0:02:38 > 0:02:41You don't think someone torched it?

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Like who?

0:02:45 > 0:02:49Cresswells. Hailey's stupid brothers.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51I wish me dad would get home.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55They should've been here over an hour since.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Ooh!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05D'you know, I've had some poor cards.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10WIND HOWLS DOOR OPENS

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Oh, there she goes again.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16# With her 'ead...

0:03:16 > 0:03:18CELIA JOINS IN: # ...tucked underneath her arm

0:03:18 > 0:03:22# She walks the bloody tower! #

0:03:22 > 0:03:23We're in here, love!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29You're right, it'll be a draught.

0:03:30 > 0:03:36House this size, this old, it'd be odd if it didn't creak and make a few noises.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Shall we make another expedition to t'water closet after this hand?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Mmm, can do.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45I don't know why that telephone at reception won't work.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48It's obviously connected.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50I'm amazed we've not set off an alarm.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00D'you think anyone's realised that we're missing?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11DOOR OPENS

0:04:12 > 0:04:15JOHN: She's just here, just now, let me ask her. Caroline...

0:04:15 > 0:04:17- What's all this mess?- Dad's cooking.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- How was your exam?- Good...ish.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Answered everything?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Mmm.- No nasty surprises?

0:04:24 > 0:04:25- Caroline, it's Gillian.- Who?

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Slightly concerned cos she was under the impression your mum and Alan

0:04:29 > 0:04:30were due at hers and they've not turned up.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32So? They're adults.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Yes, but she was expecting them at five.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36She's cooking for them, and...

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Do you want to talk to her?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Gillian, hi!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I was just ringing to see if they were with you, that's all.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Er, no, their car's not here. - They're not here, I just looked.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54I got the idea they were leaving here first thing.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55They did, I know. I...

0:04:55 > 0:04:58I just wondered if they'd gone back to Harrogate for whatever reason.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I don't think so.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Has your mum got a mobile?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Yes. - Would you mind ringing her for me?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06I don't mind 'em being late just so long as they're all right.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Sure. I'll get back to you, give me a minute.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Thank you.- 'Bye.'

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Bye-bye.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Why is she ringing you on your mobile?- Why? Well...

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- 'Hello, this is Celia...'- Shush! - '..Dawson. Please leave a message.'

0:05:21 > 0:05:23'Thank you.'

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Hi, Mum, it's me.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Can you give me a ring when you get this message, please? Thank you. Bye.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31I, er, need Gillian's number.

0:05:34 > 0:05:3807700 900 827.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43I rang her to say thank you for letting me stay at her house after you drove off without me.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I got her number from Alan when he drove me over here.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46And you saved it.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Well, yes, not, not, not... - You're transparent.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52'Hello?'

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Gillian, hi. I'm just getting voice mail.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- 'OK.'- I'm sure they'll turn up.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01I just worry about me dad having his pills on him, you know...

0:06:02 > 0:06:03..for his heart.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Oh, God, yeah, of course.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08'And he wouldn't not ring if he knew he was going to be late,

0:06:08 > 0:06:10'when he knew I was cooking for 'em.'

0:06:10 > 0:06:11He's just...

0:06:12 > 0:06:15He's polite, he's thoughtful.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Has he any friends or relatives they might have visited?

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Yeah. Yeah, I just thought I'd try you first.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23I'll keep trying her number.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Thanks.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- 'Will you ring me?'- Course.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- OK, bye.- They've probably just got carried away

0:06:30 > 0:06:32doing something and forgotten to look at the clock.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Yeah, whatever.- I'm cooking.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Not for me. I don't want your filth.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- You see, that's just... - I have a timetable. I know what I'm cooking, when.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43That's the way you organise yourself when you have two strapping teenagers,

0:06:43 > 0:06:45a demanding, time-consuming, full-time job,

0:06:45 > 0:06:48and a husband who dumps you for an alcoholic.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- What's happening with Granny? - Oh, er...

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Her and Alan haven't turned up at Gillian's when they're supposed to,

0:06:57 > 0:06:58and...she's, er...

0:06:58 > 0:07:00worried about where they are.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03I'll get changed.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08RAIN POURS

0:07:08 > 0:07:10TOILET FLUSHES

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Ee, it's got a grand flush, that toilet.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18They built things properly, didn't they, the Victorians?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Well, strictly speaking, it's Georgian.

0:07:20 > 0:07:231836, North Tower were completed -

0:07:23 > 0:07:26year before Victoria ascended t'throne.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Oh, very good. - "Main body of the house..."

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Here, I didn't know it were this old - dates back to 1514!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Oh, fancy!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Yeah, it's a good job we didn't try smashing a window.

0:07:39 > 0:07:45Stained glass is original medieval - it's unique, it's priceless.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Heck!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48CREAKING

0:07:48 > 0:07:51There she blows. I wish she wouldn't.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53We're in t'cludgie, missus!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54THEY LAUGH

0:07:54 > 0:07:56DOOR OPENS

0:07:57 > 0:07:58FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:08:01 > 0:08:03There's somebody up there.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Hello!

0:08:04 > 0:08:05FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Oh, shit! - No, no, no, we're all right.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10What are we going to do?

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Hello!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18We're going to go back up to t'bedroom...

0:08:19 > 0:08:22...and shut t'door...and play cards.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Hello!

0:08:25 > 0:08:29We got shut in! We're not burglars! We're pensioners!

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Hello!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36DOOR CREAKS SHUT

0:08:36 > 0:08:37What was that?

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Nothing.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42It's nothing.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Are you all right? Gillian?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53I just want to know that he's all right, that's all.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55PHONE RINGS

0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Who were that?- Her.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03- Your mother.- Who else?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Mad bitch!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Paul Jatri.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10- I know!- Paul bloody Jatri!

0:09:10 > 0:09:11- I know!- Why?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13God knows.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15No, really...you know, why?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17You're asking t'wrong person.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Apart from t'fact that he's engaged to Neil Cresswell's lass,

0:09:21 > 0:09:23he's got a mental age of a blancmange. He's retarded.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Well, probably not his brain she's bothering with him for, is it?

0:09:26 > 0:09:30- Bloody screw loose, I tell you, she always has had.- Yeah, all right!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33All right.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Sorry.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Sorry.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Right, I'm going to drive over to Halifax.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Really?

0:09:43 > 0:09:47Yeah. Why don't I give it till nine o'clock?

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Yep, I'll give it till nine and if we still haven't heard anything, I'll...

0:09:50 > 0:09:55- Do you want me to come with you, Mum?- No, no, you've got school tomorrow.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57SPORTS COMMENTARY ON TV

0:09:57 > 0:09:58PHONE RINGS

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Hello!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Robbie, it's Gillian.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Yeah, I thought it might be.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Me dad hasn't turned up... when he was supposed to,

0:10:10 > 0:10:14couple of hours ago now, and I wanted to know if Raff had seen him

0:10:14 > 0:10:17or had a phone call from him or anything.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- 'Is he there?' - Is that the best you can do?

0:10:19 > 0:10:22- I'm sorry?- 'Excuses for ringing up.'

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- SHE SIGHS - I'm not mucking about, Robbie. He's got his heart problem.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30I just want to know if Raff's heard from him. It's that simple.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Raff?- Mmm?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Come on, summat about your granddad.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- HE SIGHS - What d'you want?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Have you heard from Granddad at all this evening?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49- 'No.'- He's not rung you, or...?

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Why?

0:10:50 > 0:10:53'Because I was expecting him at five for tea -

0:10:53 > 0:10:55'him and Celia -'

0:10:55 > 0:10:57and they've not turned up.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00- Where were they last time you spoke? - In a cafe in Elland,

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- 'two o'clock.' - Have you tried ringing him since?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Course I've...!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07I'm ringing him every ten minutes.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10'So... Well, what are you going to do?'

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- SHE SIGHS - I'll have to ring round the hospitals, won't I?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Well, do you want me to do owt?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18No.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Do you want me to go looking for him?

0:11:20 > 0:11:21No.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Do you want me to come over?

0:11:26 > 0:11:27If you want.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Is that twat still lying on our settee?

0:11:30 > 0:11:36- SHE SIGHS - If you want to come over and help me think about what to do next,

0:11:36 > 0:11:37'you'd be very welcome.'

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Have you done your homework?

0:11:47 > 0:11:48DOOR CREAKS

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- We should sue.- You what?

0:11:51 > 0:11:55In the morning, when we get out of this godforsaken hole, we should sue.

0:11:55 > 0:12:00This is entrapment. Well, negligence.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- I mean, what if someone...? - HE GROANS

0:12:03 > 0:12:07- Have you got your pills? - I'll be reet.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08Come on, get in.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10HE GROANS

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Happen they weren't footsteps.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Happen...just sounds a house makes.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18A house this old, this big,

0:12:18 > 0:12:19- can sound like...- Yeah.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22..anything, anything you want it to sound like.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27- I don't believe in ghosts. - Neither do I.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30I think once you've cashed your chips - pfft! - that's it.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Yeah...

0:12:33 > 0:12:35...although...

0:12:36 > 0:12:37What?

0:12:37 > 0:12:41I've always thought there's more between heaven and earth

0:12:41 > 0:12:44than any of us ever know about.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Oh, well...

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Aye.

0:12:51 > 0:12:56Was that...candle on that table...before?

0:13:03 > 0:13:04KNOCK AT DOOR

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Have they turned up?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09No, they haven't. You don't have to knock, you know, you can just come in.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Come in!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- What happened to t'Land Rover? - Blew up.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19- How? - Lightning, electrical fault...

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- or someone torched it.- Torched it?!

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- When?- Just after you left.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28It were probably lightning.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Well, how are you going to manage...?- I'll manage.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36Robbie thought we should come over, help look for me granddad.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Did he? Right, well...

0:13:38 > 0:13:40thanks.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Have you reported it to t'police?- No.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45CAR APPROACHES Is that them?

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Is it?

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Doesn't look like.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- It's Harry and Maurice. - Your granddad's buddies.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58Do you think it's that serious? Do you think I should report it to the police?

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- It's up to you. - I'm asking your advice.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Well, you can report it any time you like.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08There's a legitimate cause for concern cos of his heart condition.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09- Oh, God. - KNOCK AT DOOR

0:14:09 > 0:14:11D'you wanna...?

0:14:17 > 0:14:19You all right, love?

0:14:19 > 0:14:22I rang Silly Bugger but he's not heard owt from 'em either.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Good evening, Gillian. I'm sure there's a perfectly simple explanation.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28You'd hope so, wouldn't you?

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Cavalry's arrived.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Tell you what.- What?

0:14:34 > 0:14:35It's raining.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- You all right, Raff, lad? - Not so bad.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41My God! What's happened to him?

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Eh?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- You all right, love?- Er...

0:14:45 > 0:14:48So, what's the latest, Gillian?

0:14:48 > 0:14:51I've run round the hospitals, but of course that doesn't mean

0:14:51 > 0:14:54they haven't gone off the side of the road somewhere up in t'wilds, but...

0:14:54 > 0:14:55Nay, they'll be right.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59How do you know he hasn't taken her to some hotel somewhere

0:14:59 > 0:15:02for a wild night of nudge-nudge wink-wink?

0:15:02 > 0:15:05It's all he thinks about.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Is it 'ell.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09I don't know, that, Harry, I just... I think he'd have rung me.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12So, at what stage do we report it to the police?

0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Well, Robbie's... - I've told her any time.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Given his, er...

0:15:16 > 0:15:19I thought I'd leave it while 11, and then...

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Nay. Get 'em rung.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Well, I don't want to...overreact.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28You don't want to think the worst. That's the thing.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30But...given his...

0:15:32 > 0:15:36They'll be grateful, t'police - probably got bugger all else to do.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Don't look at me like that. I tell it like it is.

0:15:41 > 0:15:46Well, I would, but he has, on occasion, been out supping with you lot all hours

0:15:46 > 0:15:49before now, then turned up talking gibberish

0:15:49 > 0:15:52with his trouser legs rolled up and his coat on inside out.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56Yes, well, that was...unfortunate.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59It were his birthday! What's up with you?

0:16:01 > 0:16:06Missing? No, just not turned up when they were supposed to.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08So, well, where do you think they are?

0:16:08 > 0:16:12I've got no idea! Nobody does, that's...

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I'm sorry, Kate. I'm just...

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Wound up? Course you are. That's all right.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I'm sure she's absolutely...

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Course. Of course.

0:16:19 > 0:16:24She doesn't go out after dark, as a rule, though, that's the thing.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Her eyes aren't what they were, and...

0:16:27 > 0:16:28There'll be an explanation.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Listen, ring me if there's anything I can do.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Or if you just want to talk to someone.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36What were you ringing me for?

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Oh!

0:16:38 > 0:16:41It doesn't seem so important now.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Just...you said we should go away.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47'For the weekend.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50'Together, somewhere, possibly.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54'And I wanted to know if you meant it, and if you did,'

0:16:54 > 0:16:56if I should fix something up.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Can we talk about it later?

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Yeah, of course.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32- Hi. Is there any news?- Me mum's through there with Robbie talking to a uniform.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Are you Celia's lass?

0:17:35 > 0:17:36Yes, that's...

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Harry Wallace.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40This is Maurice Price.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42- They're me granddad's pals.- Ah.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45- I hope your mother's not been leading him astray.- Been...?

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Shut up. Lass is worried.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50She knows I'm joking.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54I understand you're a doctor!

0:17:54 > 0:17:56I'm... Yeah.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Is she?

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Will you look at my foot?

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Put your foot away. - I've got poor circulation.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05I'm not a medical doctor.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- What then, then?- Chemistry.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Chemistry, can they do that?

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Ignore him.

0:18:11 > 0:18:12He's rural.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16- I've a hernia as well.- I- think it's a hernia. Do you want to have a look?

0:18:16 > 0:18:18It's not really my...

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Do we know what's happening? - There's been no developments.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26Why don't you sit down, love?

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Chemistry.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Margaret Thatcher read chemistry at Oxford.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Yes, well, I was in a different college.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Yeah, and I'd be apologising an' all.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44- What's happened?- Nothing. Nothing.

0:18:44 > 0:18:49It were just, like I said on t'phone, we decided there was nothing to lose,

0:18:49 > 0:18:53reporting 'em missing sooner rather than later, so....

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Are you all right? - Yeah. Yeah. Are you?

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Yeah.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04They've taken a description, and they can...

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- What are they going to do, Robbie? - Check when the bank cards were last used,

0:19:07 > 0:19:10when their mobiles were last used. And then we'll run

0:19:10 > 0:19:12- an ANPR check on their vehicle. - What's that?

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Double Dutch.- It's like vehicle plate recognition.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19We can see where they were last picked up on cameras. See where they were heading.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23- So when will we know anything? - As soon as we get authority from upstairs to pursue it.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27The lad that we spoke to is going straight up to see t'Super, so...

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Best thing we can...

0:19:28 > 0:19:30They said best thing we can do is go home.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32They'll ring us when they know owt.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Why don't you go home, lads?

0:19:34 > 0:19:38I'll ring you if I need you. If there's any news.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53'Hello, this is Celia Dawson. Please leave...'

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Who IS that?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Paul...Jatri.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05He's an idiot.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Paul Jat...? Is that the bloke you...?

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Yeah. But I didn't do that to him.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12I just bruised him.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14That was somebody else.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16Right.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18He's not popular.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22So what's... What's he doing here?

0:20:22 > 0:20:24That's a good question.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Don't ask.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37(What were you doing with that dipstick?)

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Don't start on me, I've enough on.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40I just...

0:20:40 > 0:20:41What I do is...

0:20:43 > 0:20:44You think I'm going to be a nun?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47- No! No. - Eddie's been dead for ten years.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50D'you seriously think I haven't slept with other people since then?

0:20:50 > 0:20:53I just... What's it to you?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55I'm sorry.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59About all the unpleasantness there's been between us.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Unpleasantness?

0:21:00 > 0:21:04Trying to convince people that I've got a screw loose?

0:21:04 > 0:21:07- That I murdered my own husband? Trying to make Raffy believe that? - I was lashing out.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09- For ten years?- I'm sorry.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12I just think...

0:21:13 > 0:21:14...you let yourself down.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18Bothering with a streak of...whatever, like him.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21You're better than that.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22I thought...

0:21:25 > 0:21:30...after Eddie died, you of all people

0:21:30 > 0:21:33would help me, support me.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Shit, I was wrong, wasn't it?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40D'you think I'm going to forget what you tried to do to me?

0:21:40 > 0:21:42What you put me through?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44We could make an all-right team.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49You, me, an' Raff, couldn't we?

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Did you torch my Land Rover?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54No!

0:21:54 > 0:21:56If the Cresswells did, I will...

0:21:58 > 0:21:59I'll get 'em.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04That's...

0:22:05 > 0:22:06Um...

0:22:09 > 0:22:12I'm appreciating the apology, Robbie.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22It's fine.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Go to bed.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30I'll let you know the second we hear owt.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32There's nowt any of us can do.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Go shut your eyes at least, you've got school tomorrow.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39PHONE RINGS

0:22:40 > 0:22:41Hello?

0:22:41 > 0:22:42Yes, it is.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Oh, yeah.

0:22:46 > 0:22:474.32, right.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50Towards Bradford?!

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Godley Lane?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55He doesn't know anybody over that way.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Hang on a minute.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00They were caught on camera, or their registration number was.

0:23:00 > 0:23:05Driving up Godley Lane, the other side of Halifax, towards Bradford.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08No further sightings. Right. So you're...?

0:23:10 > 0:23:14They're concentrating on that area round there initially.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15What is there around there?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18There's nothing, there's Southowram Hall, that's about it.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21- MUMBLING: You can get married at Southowram Hall.- What's he said?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23He said you can get married at Southowram Hall.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25They were looking for a wedding venue.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08TV PLAYS

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Are you and Mum still getting divorced then now, or what?

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Oh, well...

0:24:14 > 0:24:16I'm afraid I don't know.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Can't you win her round?

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Can't you...buy her some flowers or something?

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Well, I had. Almost.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Won her round. I think.- And then...

0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Don't you blame me.- I wasn't!

0:24:28 > 0:24:29I wasn't.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Although you did get the wrong end of the stick.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Yeah, well, if you hadn't started seeing that...bitch in the first place,

0:24:35 > 0:24:38there wouldn't be any wrong end of any sticks for anybody to get hold of, would there?

0:24:38 > 0:24:43- Yeah, fine. Are we really going to argue about this now?- The point is, you're not seeing Judith any more,

0:24:43 > 0:24:45so you don't need to get divorced any more.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49No, the point is, she can't trust him any more, any further than she can throw him.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53So it's not just as naive and dumb as saying, "Can't you buy her some flowers?!"

0:24:53 > 0:24:54- Piss off!- Yeah, well, grow up!

0:24:54 > 0:24:57- You grow up!- Just calm down. Stop it! Stop it.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02We're all worried about Gran, and this isn't a good way to...

0:25:02 > 0:25:04HE SNIFFS

0:25:06 > 0:25:08I'm sure me and Mum can sort things out.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11These things take time, sometimes, that's all.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17And a bit of goodwill.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23I'm sorry I inflicted my husband on you the other day.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Oh, well, don't apologise.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30I'm sorry my son got arrested in front of you all...

0:25:30 > 0:25:33by his own...

0:25:33 > 0:25:34uncle.

0:25:34 > 0:25:39So he... Raff beat up the bloke that's lying on your couch.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Yeah. Yeah, he...

0:25:41 > 0:25:43He's Paul. He's...

0:25:44 > 0:25:46We're friends, me and Paul,

0:25:46 > 0:25:49and Raff got it into his head that we were more than friends

0:25:49 > 0:25:51and he didn't like that. So he...

0:25:52 > 0:25:55- Then someone else beat him up even more?- Yeah.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00His girlfriend's brothers got wind of what'd been said,

0:26:00 > 0:26:03and, well, they're a pretty unpleasant lot.

0:26:04 > 0:26:09- Oh...- He's got broken limbs because of some misunderstanding?

0:26:13 > 0:26:17So, has everything settled down?

0:26:17 > 0:26:21Then? Now? Er, at your end?

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Or...?

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Oh! Er...

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Me and John.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29Yeah.

0:26:30 > 0:26:31It's beyond that.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36What did he tell you?

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Oh, that, er...

0:26:39 > 0:26:41SHE CLEARS THROAT

0:26:41 > 0:26:42...he'd had a fling,

0:26:42 > 0:26:44and...

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Yeah, that he wished he hadn't.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Really? - Mmm.- And that he wanted just to...

0:26:51 > 0:26:53...get back with you.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57Well, he'd do it again tomorrow if he met someone else he wanted to do it with.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59That's how sorry he is.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Are you all right?

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Tired.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Where the hell are they?!

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Sorry.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13I'm sorry. That helps no-one.

0:27:13 > 0:27:18- No, you're all right. You're worried. Have a drop of brandy. - Yes, actually.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43It wasn't, er, a misunderstanding.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47I...

0:27:49 > 0:27:52I don't know. I don't even know why I'm telling you.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Except that Raff doesn't generally behave like that.

0:28:00 > 0:28:04He's... He's not a thug. He's a grand lad.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06Better than I deserve.

0:28:08 > 0:28:09He's like my dad.

0:28:10 > 0:28:11He's got a big streak

0:28:11 > 0:28:14of something very decent etched right through him.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18And I haven't.

0:28:19 > 0:28:20I'm a mess.

0:28:22 > 0:28:23Well, you know that.

0:28:23 > 0:28:26Put your finger on it the first time you met me.

0:28:26 > 0:28:31I shouldn't have said that. It was stupid. I didn't mean it, it was...

0:28:32 > 0:28:34I've been...

0:28:38 > 0:28:40I've been depressed.

0:28:42 > 0:28:43For months.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Bottling things up and then...

0:28:45 > 0:28:49it comes out, and you say things - silly, nasty, stupid things,

0:28:49 > 0:28:52things you don't even mean, and it's since...

0:28:55 > 0:28:56It's since...

0:29:00 > 0:29:03I feel like I'm only just holding my job down, most days,

0:29:03 > 0:29:05and that's...

0:29:06 > 0:29:09It's terrifying.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12Sorry, you don't need to know that, either.

0:29:19 > 0:29:20PHONE RINGS

0:29:22 > 0:29:23Hello?

0:29:25 > 0:29:27They've found the car.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30In the car park above Southowram Hall in Cumbry Wood.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32But not them?

0:29:32 > 0:29:33Hello?

0:29:33 > 0:29:36We're turning a good number of officers out now.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38Is there anywhere at all in the vicinity

0:29:38 > 0:29:41where you think they're most likely to have gone?

0:29:43 > 0:29:45- Can I help you?- I'm the curator. Your sergeant rang me.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48I got here as soon as I could. Two pensioners?

0:29:48 > 0:29:50- Are you the key holder, sir? - One of them.

0:29:50 > 0:29:54I can open up for you, you're more than welcome, but we weren't open yesterday.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57We don't open on a Monday. We've had no visitors since Sunday.

0:29:57 > 0:30:01Can I ask, has either of them been depressed at all lately?

0:30:01 > 0:30:03No! Not at all!

0:30:03 > 0:30:06Completely the opposite! They're in love with each other.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08They've never been happier!

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Right, that's it. Summat weird's happening.

0:30:25 > 0:30:28Why's the car there and them not in it?

0:30:28 > 0:30:31And asking me if either of them has been depressed lately?

0:30:31 > 0:30:35They're just trying to rule things out, Gillian. It's routine.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38They're just trying to think of the best way forward.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41There's nothing sinister about it. He doesn't know 'em like you do.

0:30:41 > 0:30:45He's just trying to build up a picture. He's just doing his job.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47- Do you want to drive over there? - I wouldn't.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50Honestly, you're best off here, in t'warm.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53You're only going to wind yourselves up even more if you go over there.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55Let them get on with it. They know what they're doing.

0:30:56 > 0:31:00Look, stuff like this happens... every week.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02It's not unusual.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05Nine times out of ten, there's a perfectly...

0:31:05 > 0:31:10Well, not necessarily a rational explanation, but there's an explanation.

0:31:10 > 0:31:15People turn up right as rain. They're often embarrassed there's been such a fuss!

0:31:16 > 0:31:18I just hope he's warm somewhere.

0:31:18 > 0:31:22- Not out in this. - Why don't- I- go over there?

0:31:23 > 0:31:26I might find summat out. And I can keep you up to date better.

0:31:26 > 0:31:27Do you want to?

0:31:28 > 0:31:30Yeah.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31It's very nice, waking up to this every morning.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34Well, yeah.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36In summer.

0:32:37 > 0:32:39Me dad...

0:32:40 > 0:32:45...was saying, how would you feel if Celia came to live with us here?

0:32:45 > 0:32:49He was just speculating. I don't think they've made a decision.

0:32:49 > 0:32:54And I said I'd be delighted, but I don't know how she'd go on in winter.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56Wind can knock you over.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59We had eight-foot snowdrifts last year.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04No, I can't quite picture her milking cows.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08I don't have any cows.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10Just sheep.

0:33:13 > 0:33:15I always wanted a farm.

0:33:15 > 0:33:18I don't know why. I wasn't born into it.

0:33:20 > 0:33:23- Was your husband?- God, no!

0:33:24 > 0:33:28Biking and boozing were his two big career choices.

0:33:28 > 0:33:32It was me that did all the wheeling and dealing and finding out.

0:33:33 > 0:33:36He liked it. Well, he loved it. But...

0:33:38 > 0:33:39Where is he?

0:33:39 > 0:33:41Dead.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43Ten years, this next time.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45What happened?

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Smashed his skull with a log splitter.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50- Oh!- In t'barn.

0:33:52 > 0:33:53Jesus.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55Bled to death.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59Which was just as well.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01He'd have had brain damage if he'd survived.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06I found him. That was pleasant!

0:34:07 > 0:34:09Was it an accident?

0:34:10 > 0:34:11No.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16Oh, eh.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18Sorry.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22- Do you think they're dead?- No.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27No, I don't think we should assume that.

0:34:28 > 0:34:32He loves her, you know. So much.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34- He's...- It's beautiful.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38It's extraordinary.

0:34:42 > 0:34:47Whatever has happened, he'll be looking after her.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49I know that.

0:34:50 > 0:34:51I know.

0:34:55 > 0:34:56It's bothered me, though.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01That thing about me mother...

0:35:01 > 0:35:03not passing on that message to him.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05From your mum.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10Because, you know, I suppose...

0:35:11 > 0:35:16..you want to be able to think that she'd have been happy for him.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19Meeting up with Celia after all this time.

0:35:21 > 0:35:22He's been so...

0:35:25 > 0:35:26..happy.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33But maybe she wouldn't have been.

0:35:35 > 0:35:38She were jealous enough to stop 'em getting together in t'first place.

0:35:38 > 0:35:40Maybe she'd have been really...!

0:35:40 > 0:35:43She was a teenager when she did that.

0:35:44 > 0:35:48She was the same age Raff is now - nobody can hold that against her.

0:35:48 > 0:35:49But she deceived him...

0:35:51 > 0:35:53...all their lives.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56And he's only just found out.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58And I think it's upset him.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03- He hasn't said owt.- No.

0:36:04 > 0:36:09If your dad hadn't married your mum, and my mum hadn't married my dad,

0:36:09 > 0:36:12- neither of us would be here, so... - Or we could've been sisters.

0:36:12 > 0:36:15- Yeah, well that would have been a...- Disaster.

0:36:15 > 0:36:16THEY LAUGH

0:36:16 > 0:36:20I think we should be very grateful to your mum on the quiet for doing what she did.

0:36:21 > 0:36:23Yeah.

0:36:23 > 0:36:25- Your parents were happy, weren't they?- Yeah, yeah!

0:36:25 > 0:36:27Well, then!

0:36:27 > 0:36:29They always seemed to be.

0:36:30 > 0:36:31Weren't yours?

0:36:32 > 0:36:34Well...

0:36:34 > 0:36:36that's what's so odd.

0:36:36 > 0:36:40She's suddenly such a different person to the one I've known for the last 45 years.

0:36:42 > 0:36:46It's suddenly like she's alive, like I've never seen her before.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53LOCKS AND DOORS CLICK

0:36:58 > 0:37:01DISTANT VOICES

0:37:02 > 0:37:05Celia? Celia!

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Oh, I've been asleep.

0:37:09 > 0:37:10Ssh! Ssh!

0:37:13 > 0:37:14What time is it?

0:37:14 > 0:37:16Oh, it's twenty to eight!

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Oh, it's never!

0:37:18 > 0:37:20It is!

0:37:20 > 0:37:23Oh! Ooh, I'm stiff!

0:37:23 > 0:37:24Yeah.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26Come on.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29- Are you all right?- Yeah.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31I think so.

0:37:31 > 0:37:32Are you?

0:37:32 > 0:37:35Oh, I've no idea!

0:37:41 > 0:37:45I'm sure I shut that door before we got back into bed.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Oh, let's get out of here.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57I'm not optimistic. Both in their 70s,

0:37:57 > 0:37:59- out all night.- Hello!

0:38:00 > 0:38:02- We've been shut in! - Are you in charge?

0:38:02 > 0:38:06- I, er... - We took some chocolate, we had to.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08I've left a £5 note by the till.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10- Are you all right? - And I made the bed.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13- You should have rung for help. - We couldn't make it work!

0:38:13 > 0:38:16- And you can't get a signal on t'mobile!- You've to ring 9 for an outside line.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19Well, you should have it written by the phone on a bit of card,

0:38:19 > 0:38:21- then folk would know. - We weren't open yesterday.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24- That door was.- We had a delivery...

0:38:24 > 0:38:27- About half past fourish?- Oh, my God!

0:38:27 > 0:38:29We waited to buy tickets.

0:38:29 > 0:38:33Only nobody came, so we wandered through there, looking for somebody.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35- Yeah, and then we heard the door slam.- And that was that.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38I'm amazed we didn't set t'alarm off.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43Oh, bloody hell.

0:38:43 > 0:38:45You couldn't get us an outside line right now, could you?

0:38:45 > 0:38:48Only there'll be people wondering where the heck we are!

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Yeah. There are.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52Half of West Yorkshire Police are out looking for you!

0:38:56 > 0:38:59JOHN: 'What are you going to do about work?'

0:38:59 > 0:39:04I've spoken to the deputy heads. They can keep things afloat without me for as long as, um...

0:39:04 > 0:39:06I thought we'd know something by now.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08- How are the boys? - I'm not sending Lawrence to school.

0:39:08 > 0:39:12William's not got any exams today anyway, but neither of them slept a wink.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14- 'Well, none of us have.'- It's fine.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17- PHONE RINGS - Fine.

0:39:17 > 0:39:19Hello! Granddad!

0:39:19 > 0:39:20Oh, my God!

0:39:20 > 0:39:21Are you both all right?

0:39:21 > 0:39:25Mrs... Dr? Caroline's here. She's been here all night with...

0:39:25 > 0:39:28- Can I talk to her? - She wants to talk to Celia.

0:39:29 > 0:39:30Mum?

0:39:30 > 0:39:33- Gillian!- Mum!

0:39:33 > 0:39:36Gillian! Gillian!

0:39:36 > 0:39:39They're fine. They're fine! They're absolutely fine.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41They got shut inside Southowram Hall.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44They've been playing cards and eating chocolate!

0:39:44 > 0:39:45- Shut in?!- Yeah!

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Didn't t'police think to look in there first?!

0:39:50 > 0:39:51THEY LAUGH

0:39:51 > 0:39:54Oh, I'll kill him!

0:39:54 > 0:39:55Dozy...!

0:39:55 > 0:40:01Only he could go getting himself in a...!

0:40:01 > 0:40:03GILLIAN LAUGHS

0:40:03 > 0:40:05Oh!

0:40:22 > 0:40:25OK, so, school.

0:40:25 > 0:40:28Mum says you don't have to go, so I suggest bed, day off, Xbox, possibly.

0:40:28 > 0:40:31- Yes! - Go for it. Not you, obviously.

0:40:31 > 0:40:32You have to revise.

0:40:32 > 0:40:35I, sadly, have to go to the supermarket.

0:40:46 > 0:40:49- HE GROANS - You'll be better off upstairs, out of t'way.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51- Where will you sleep?- On t'settee.

0:40:51 > 0:40:56I'll hide your car in t'barn, then if anybody comes looking for you...

0:40:56 > 0:40:57No, no, no.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59THEY GROAN AND GASP

0:40:59 > 0:41:01..I'll tell 'em you're not here.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03- SHE EXHALES - OK?

0:41:06 > 0:41:08THEY GASP AND GROAN

0:41:10 > 0:41:12OK.

0:41:14 > 0:41:15Right...

0:41:15 > 0:41:19you...keep it quiet till I've had a chance to explain to me dad

0:41:19 > 0:41:22what the bloody hell you're doing here.

0:41:22 > 0:41:23- Then...- Ow!

0:41:23 > 0:41:27..when I have, I don't want any vulgar comments

0:41:27 > 0:41:30of any description in front of Celia!

0:41:30 > 0:41:32Is that absolutely understood?

0:41:32 > 0:41:36Cos you'll be out on your arse if you do, faster than you can say "compound fracture".

0:41:36 > 0:41:39Now, is there anything I've said you're having trouble with?

0:41:39 > 0:41:43HE GROANS Have you got me painkillers?

0:41:44 > 0:41:47I'll get you some water.

0:41:47 > 0:41:50I wish I'd have thought to stick him in here sooner.

0:41:50 > 0:41:51- RAFF:- Mum, they're here!- >

0:42:00 > 0:42:02- What happened?!- Oh!

0:42:02 > 0:42:05- Shouldn't you be at work?- Yes.

0:42:06 > 0:42:10- Hey, whose car is that?- We had a full house last night trying to work out where the hell you were.

0:42:10 > 0:42:12Hey! Is that our Land Rover?!

0:42:12 > 0:42:14It was hit by lightning.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17- Are you all right? - Stiff, cold and muzzy-headed.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20I hope the police gave whoever locked you in a rocket up their...

0:42:20 > 0:42:22ROBBIE: Oh, that's guaranteed.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25- We thought you'd eloped! - Eh, that's a good idea.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Are you hungry?

0:42:27 > 0:42:30Oh, a nice cup of tea with a bit of sugar, I think.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33- Oh, we can do tea! - And he needs his pills!

0:42:33 > 0:42:35Hey, whose car did you say that were?

0:42:35 > 0:42:38Oh, it's, um... It's Paul Jatri's.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40- Paul Jatri?- Yeah!

0:42:40 > 0:42:43Yeah, he's... I'll get t'kettle on.

0:42:43 > 0:42:44How do you feel?

0:42:44 > 0:42:47Oh, like puke warmed up, to quote our Lawrence.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56- Hi.- Ah.

0:42:56 > 0:42:57Sorry about this.

0:43:02 > 0:43:03Two months' rent.

0:43:03 > 0:43:06You really are very kind.

0:43:08 > 0:43:10John? Are you all right?

0:43:10 > 0:43:13Oh, didn't get much sleep last night.

0:43:13 > 0:43:17God, I didn't mean for you to get panicky! I'm not blackmailing you!

0:43:17 > 0:43:20- My mother-in-law went missing.- Oh.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22- Is she...?- Fine. She's fine.

0:43:22 > 0:43:23She's absolutely fine.

0:43:23 > 0:43:26Oh, well, that's...good.

0:43:26 > 0:43:31I was thinking of asking Tim Hoskins if I could have my old job back

0:43:31 > 0:43:33at the university library.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35Judith, it was Tim Hoskins who asked you to leave.

0:43:35 > 0:43:41Yes, I know, but I thought, if you could put a word in for me,

0:43:41 > 0:43:43if you told him that I'm getting better

0:43:43 > 0:43:45and I'm dealing with it and...

0:43:45 > 0:43:47I imagine he's replaced you by now.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49Yes, but next time there's a vacancy.

0:43:49 > 0:43:51Judith, no!

0:43:51 > 0:43:54I'm going to tell Caroline I've given you that money, all right?

0:43:54 > 0:43:58And please, don't ask me for any more. I think as regards employment,

0:43:58 > 0:44:03- you're going to have to set your sights on something more realistic. - For "realistic", read "menial"?!

0:44:04 > 0:44:09- You WERE going to introduce me to your publisher!- Have you got anything finished to show him?

0:44:09 > 0:44:11I've written another chapter, that's four!

0:44:11 > 0:44:15- Judith, I've explained this. No-one's going to publish a few chapters.- I know that!

0:44:17 > 0:44:20And no-one's going to advance you some money on the strength of them.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22Again, we come back to living in the real world!

0:44:22 > 0:44:24Oh, you're a patronising...!

0:44:24 > 0:44:26No, Judith, I'm telling it to you like it is.

0:44:26 > 0:44:27It's possibly time someone did.

0:44:29 > 0:44:32- You used to say I had a potential as a novelist.- Yes, I did!

0:44:32 > 0:44:34You still have to put the hours in!

0:44:34 > 0:44:38You still have to stay sober long enough to actually get it down in black and white!

0:44:38 > 0:44:41You can't make a career and a living out of potential!

0:44:41 > 0:44:44You've got to take it to the next level.

0:44:44 > 0:44:48If you ever understand what I'm saying, and simply got on with it, you'd probably thank me in the end.

0:44:48 > 0:44:49- As it is...- Piss off!

0:44:49 > 0:44:51Exactly.

0:44:52 > 0:44:57If... If I ever did think you were genuinely making an effort, I hope -

0:44:57 > 0:44:59I HOPE - I would help you.

0:44:59 > 0:45:01As it is, that's it now.

0:45:16 > 0:45:17We should sue!

0:45:17 > 0:45:20I mean, you lot have been worried out of your minds.

0:45:20 > 0:45:24Me and Alan's traumatised. It's negligence!

0:45:24 > 0:45:28But they've offered you the venue free of charge for the wedding?

0:45:28 > 0:45:32- Mm-hm.- Well, you can't accept that and sue them, can you?

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Well, no.

0:45:34 > 0:45:36And it is very classy.

0:45:38 > 0:45:42There can't be so many can afford to get married there.

0:45:42 > 0:45:44And it would be one in the eye for the church!

0:45:44 > 0:45:47We got turned down! Did I tell you?

0:45:47 > 0:45:49I mean, can you believe it?!

0:45:49 > 0:45:54The hours me and Alan have sat suffering in that church when we were kids.

0:45:54 > 0:45:57And now we don't even qualify to get wed in it!

0:45:58 > 0:45:59It's criminal!

0:46:04 > 0:46:07You've been having a fling with Paul Jatri?!

0:46:07 > 0:46:10- Can you believe it? - Oh, he's only 15!

0:46:10 > 0:46:14No, Dad, that would be illegal. He's 22.

0:46:14 > 0:46:17Yeah, and you're 45! Have you looked in t'mirror lately?

0:46:17 > 0:46:20- It wasn't a fling! It was just... - HE LAUGHS

0:46:20 > 0:46:23It's not funny. It's a mess! That's why clever beggar got arrested!

0:46:23 > 0:46:26And then Paul's girlfriend got wind of it and...

0:46:26 > 0:46:28He's got a girlfriend?!

0:46:28 > 0:46:30He's engaged to Neil Creswell's lass!

0:46:30 > 0:46:33Her brothers have done him over even worse! A hell of a lot worse!

0:46:33 > 0:46:35Then there's my Land...

0:46:35 > 0:46:37That's why he's upstairs in my bed

0:46:37 > 0:46:40with a broken leg, a bust jaw, three cracked ribs

0:46:40 > 0:46:44and the fingers on one hand all smashed to...buggery!

0:46:45 > 0:46:48- Can you believe it? - He's got nowhere else to go!

0:46:48 > 0:46:49You always did pick 'em!

0:46:49 > 0:46:52I've made it clear to him, he hasn't...

0:46:52 > 0:46:57to do or say anything crude or provocative in front of Celia,

0:46:57 > 0:46:59which I don't think he will.

0:46:59 > 0:47:02- He's not capable at the minute. - Oh, it's your house.

0:47:02 > 0:47:04Don't say that, Granddad! Tell her to chuck him out!

0:47:04 > 0:47:06You're not really stopping with Robbie?

0:47:06 > 0:47:10Well...well, why would I want to be here?

0:47:10 > 0:47:14I don't mind her having a boyfriend, but why can't she pick somebody who A - isn't a dickhead,

0:47:14 > 0:47:19B - isn't 300 years younger than she is, and C - wasn't engaged to somebody else!

0:47:19 > 0:47:22So I'm not perfect! I'm amazed this is news to you!

0:47:22 > 0:47:25- Have I ever claimed to be?! - HE SIGHS

0:47:29 > 0:47:31Oh!

0:47:31 > 0:47:34Fella that's engaged!

0:47:34 > 0:47:37Yes! All right! So crucify me!

0:47:38 > 0:47:40Are you all right?

0:47:42 > 0:47:46I might pop down to t'surgery in the next few days.

0:47:48 > 0:47:51Make a little appointment, just have a little check-up.

0:47:51 > 0:47:54- Are you...?- No, it's nowt...

0:47:54 > 0:47:55It's a twinge.

0:47:55 > 0:47:57- Once or twice last night. - I'll ring up now.

0:47:57 > 0:48:01- No, no, I'll ring.- I'll ring. - I'll...wait, while it's quieter.

0:48:01 > 0:48:03- Dad.- It's nowt.

0:48:03 > 0:48:05It's... It's stress.

0:48:05 > 0:48:09Last night, it was stressful.

0:48:09 > 0:48:11I'm fine. I am.

0:48:12 > 0:48:14I've never been happier!

0:48:14 > 0:48:17HE CHUCKLES That's better than any medicine.

0:48:17 > 0:48:20You didn't have your pills on you last night, did you?

0:48:20 > 0:48:26- No...but I've taken them now. - When will you learn? You've got to take them with you, wherever you go.

0:48:26 > 0:48:29Especially now with all of these... shenanigans

0:48:29 > 0:48:32- you've started getting into... Up to.- Right, well, I will.

0:48:32 > 0:48:33- Promise me.- I promise.

0:48:33 > 0:48:36And bugger popping down in t'next few days. You're ringing now,

0:48:36 > 0:48:38- as soon as everyone's gone. - All right.

0:48:38 > 0:48:40No. Right, as in...?

0:48:40 > 0:48:42Yes, right as in right.

0:48:42 > 0:48:44Sorry to interrupt.

0:48:44 > 0:48:48I'm going to get off. I ought to try and get into work this afternoon.

0:48:48 > 0:48:53- I'll look after 'em. - You take care of yourself.

0:48:53 > 0:48:56Yeah, I will. And you.

0:49:03 > 0:49:05Don't be depressed.

0:49:05 > 0:49:06It's a waste of time.

0:49:06 > 0:49:09Just move on.

0:49:10 > 0:49:12It's easier said than done, I know.

0:49:13 > 0:49:17- Good luck with, um... - Yeah, well. We'll see.

0:49:23 > 0:49:24Drive safely!

0:49:36 > 0:49:38- I'll drop him off at school. - Will you be able to stay awake?

0:49:43 > 0:49:45Thank you...Robbie.

0:51:21 > 0:51:25- I'm running you a nice, hot bath. - Oh!

0:51:25 > 0:51:27I put you some bubbles in.

0:51:27 > 0:51:28- Aw.- Do you like bubbles?

0:51:28 > 0:51:31- I love bubbles. - It'll warm you through.

0:51:31 > 0:51:33It will.

0:51:33 > 0:51:36Well, I say a nice hot bath - it generally takes half an hour to fill,

0:51:36 > 0:51:38by which time, it's slightly cooler, but...

0:51:38 > 0:51:39It'll be lovely.

0:51:39 > 0:51:42And we've got plenty towels.

0:51:42 > 0:51:44- Good. - I've put you two over t'radiator

0:51:44 > 0:51:47and I've set you up a little radio next to t'bath.

0:51:47 > 0:51:49I'll put it on Radio 2.

0:51:49 > 0:51:51It is Radio 2 you like?

0:51:51 > 0:51:52I love Radio 2!

0:51:54 > 0:51:56Can I make you some more tea?

0:51:56 > 0:51:59No! I'm all tea-ed out.

0:51:59 > 0:52:01I'll make you a nice pot of coffee!

0:52:01 > 0:52:04Then you can step out of the bath and have a cup of hot coffee!

0:52:04 > 0:52:07You're spoiling me.

0:52:07 > 0:52:09Yeah, well...

0:52:09 > 0:52:11that's t'plan.

0:52:11 > 0:52:14So you'd better get used to it...

0:52:14 > 0:52:15Mrs Buttershaw!

0:52:16 > 0:52:20Because that's the way it's going to be from now on!

0:52:27 > 0:52:28Right.

0:52:49 > 0:52:51Hi.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53- Hi.- You must be exhausted.

0:52:53 > 0:52:56Did you send the boys to school?

0:52:56 > 0:52:59No, they're both asleep in front of the telly. How's Celia?

0:52:59 > 0:53:00Fine!

0:53:00 > 0:53:02A bit - I don't know - wobbly.

0:53:02 > 0:53:04Shock, probably.

0:53:05 > 0:53:07She wanted to stay over there, so...

0:53:07 > 0:53:10It's a weird thing to happen.

0:53:10 > 0:53:12Can I make you some coffee?

0:53:12 > 0:53:13Um...

0:53:17 > 0:53:18No, thank you.

0:53:18 > 0:53:23I'm going to go to sleep for a bit, then I might...try and go into work.

0:53:23 > 0:53:26Oh, surely no-one's going to expect you in today.

0:53:26 > 0:53:29- Could I...?- What?

0:53:29 > 0:53:31I wanted to say something, tell you something.

0:53:31 > 0:53:33What?

0:53:49 > 0:53:51I hate what's gone wrong between us.

0:53:51 > 0:53:53I don't know if you're ever going to forgive me,

0:53:53 > 0:53:58but I made this deal with myself that I would never lie to you ever again.

0:53:58 > 0:54:01Or deceive you in any way, shape or form,

0:54:01 > 0:54:05in the hope that one day, you would possibly...

0:54:05 > 0:54:09So, I want you to know that purely because I felt responsible,

0:54:09 > 0:54:12guilty, God knows...

0:54:12 > 0:54:14sorry for her,

0:54:14 > 0:54:19because she's so...pathetic, I lent -

0:54:19 > 0:54:23gave - Judith some money for her rent.

0:54:23 > 0:54:27- When?!- This morning, but I've made it clear to her there's no more where that came from.

0:54:27 > 0:54:31And - and - I've told her that I'd be telling you all about it.

0:54:31 > 0:54:34She rang up begging,

0:54:34 > 0:54:35begging!

0:54:35 > 0:54:41She's got almost no... grasp on the realities of life.

0:54:41 > 0:54:43Aww. Poor bitch.

0:54:43 > 0:54:44I wish she didn't exist.

0:54:46 > 0:54:49Which is a terrible thing to say about someone.

0:54:49 > 0:54:53- I've been thinking.- Yeah?

0:54:53 > 0:54:58This can work here. We can be civil, can't we, for the boys?

0:54:58 > 0:55:01And like you said, there's room for everyone.

0:55:01 > 0:55:03- Sure.- So?

0:55:03 > 0:55:06I'm seeing someone.

0:55:07 > 0:55:09- Y-Y-Y...- Mmm.

0:55:09 > 0:55:11- You are?- Mmm.

0:55:11 > 0:55:12You? Who?

0:55:12 > 0:55:15- When?- It's not...

0:55:15 > 0:55:18I don't know if it's what I want entirely yet, but...

0:55:22 > 0:55:24I won't know if I don't try.

0:55:24 > 0:55:25Who?

0:55:25 > 0:55:27- Someone.- Who?!

0:55:27 > 0:55:28- It doesn't matter!- Matters to me!

0:55:28 > 0:55:32- I'm not going to tell you who it is, John, so... - SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:55:32 > 0:55:34- Someone at work? - Possibly. Possibly not.

0:55:34 > 0:55:36- It is!- You may think that.

0:55:36 > 0:55:37I couldn't possibly comment.

0:55:37 > 0:55:39- Who?- I'm going to bed.

0:55:39 > 0:55:41- Who?!- John!- Who?! - That's the deal!

0:55:41 > 0:55:43Hang on, I'm not living under the same roof as you

0:55:43 > 0:55:46while you're having it off with someone else!

0:55:46 > 0:55:48Well, you know where the door is.

0:55:48 > 0:55:50Are you lying, Caroline? Are you lying?!

0:55:50 > 0:55:51- I don't do lies! - Well, who is it then?!

0:55:51 > 0:55:53- No-one!- Why's it a secret?!

0:55:53 > 0:55:56Because I don't want to have to listen to any of your opinions

0:55:56 > 0:56:00and comments and inane bloody rubbish.

0:56:00 > 0:56:01So it's someone I know!

0:56:01 > 0:56:02Maybe, maybe not!

0:56:02 > 0:56:04- What's going on?!- Nothing.

0:56:04 > 0:56:06Hi, kids!

0:56:06 > 0:56:08- DOOR SLAMS - What's up?

0:56:08 > 0:56:10- She's...- What?

0:56:10 > 0:56:11Seeing someone.

0:56:11 > 0:56:12- Mum?- Yes.

0:56:12 > 0:56:15- Mum?!- Yes!

0:56:15 > 0:56:17- Who?- Some... I don't know!

0:56:18 > 0:56:21Does she bother with anyone in particular at school?

0:56:29 > 0:56:33No. Don't be stupid!

0:56:33 > 0:56:35Caroline!

0:56:37 > 0:56:39Caroline!

0:56:39 > 0:56:41HE KNOCKS ON DOOR Caroline!

0:56:41 > 0:56:42Come on! Open the door!

0:56:43 > 0:56:46- Where've you been?- Where haven't I? - You're not moving him in here.

0:56:46 > 0:56:48I'm glad we...talked.

0:56:48 > 0:56:50Do you fancy going out for a meal some time?

0:56:50 > 0:56:52- Keep having adventures! - ALL: We're up Soyland!

0:56:54 > 0:56:55I've been used.

0:56:55 > 0:56:58- Judith?- Yeah.- Mind where you're...

0:56:58 > 0:57:01- ..to the back teeth of him. - You're not leaving him here!

0:57:01 > 0:57:02It's your fault he's in this mess.

0:57:02 > 0:57:04Hey! You're not dead, then.

0:57:04 > 0:57:07- Have you thought about a best man? - I've never been a best man.

0:57:08 > 0:57:10Oh, I haven't a clue where John is.

0:57:10 > 0:57:13- Celia!- Oh, God! - What's happened?!

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