0:00:03 > 0:00:05I'm pregnant. Judith's pregnant. Is it yours?
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Yes! She's not slept with anyone else.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Robbie's got this new girlfriend.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Hellooo! I'm Cheryl, how do you do?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12She's moving in with him, apparently. Right.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Can I go and live with my dad? I don't think that's a good idea.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Have you not got a date sorted yet? It's her sister.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20She can't decide if she wants her at t'wedding or not.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Alan Buttershaw!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24He's gone and invited Ted. His brother.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Mum. Dad went out. Can you come and get me?
0:00:26 > 0:00:30I've offered to organise the wedding for them. And I said you'd help me.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Lawrence! Where is Lawrence?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Don't tell me something you'll regret.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I murdered him - Eddy.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Caroline?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Caroline.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Caroline. Caroline.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I made you some tea. Caroline.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53What time is it? Ten to seven.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Caroline...
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Are you all right?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I told you things.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Are you angry?
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Do you hate me?
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Speak to me.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I need to know...
0:02:26 > 0:02:28..if you're going to go to the police.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Why did you tell me?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36I don't know.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40You told me what he did to you.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43The other "humiliations".
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Nobody should have to live like that.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50And you never... ever told anyone else?
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Ever?
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Me dad...knows I...
0:03:01 > 0:03:04..smacked him round the head to finish him off.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06But he thought he'd been trying to commit suicide.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Because that's what I told him, so...
0:03:10 > 0:03:12He didn't know the things he did to me.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14My dad didn't.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16I think he...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21..knew I wasn't having much fun.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24But....
0:03:25 > 0:03:27..I never told anyone that before.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32I... I couldn't.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38If I hadn't done it to him, Caroline...
0:03:40 > 0:03:42..he'd have done it to me.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48I think perhaps we should never mention it again.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51I think perhaps we should pretend you never told me.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Right.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Did you sleep well? I didn't.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I couldn't, not with all this buzzing about in my head.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Could you eat a kipper, Alan?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14No! I think I'm sufficiently sophonsified. Thank you.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Had you thought about... Well, not a hen-party, Celia -
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I know that's not very you - but something the evening before?
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Like?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Well, you can't spend the evening together, can you, beforehand?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Can't we? Why not? We did first time we got wed.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Well, it's not what you do.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Well...me and Alan don't always play by the rules, do we, Alan?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Not if we can help it. We like to think laterally.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Outside t'box. We're forever pushing the envelope.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46So you'll be stopping in, then? Together? Do you fancy a stag night, Alan?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Like in a lap-dancing club, with strippers and so on? Yeah.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Do YOU? I could do. With the girls.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55That what you had in mind, Muriel? It's not... No, I said...
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Do they do lap-dancing with fellas? Probably.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Is that the same as polo dancing? No, it isn't.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Do you mean pole dancing? Ooh! How do you know?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08No, that's not what I had in mind.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I don't think you'd... 'Ey, Google it.
0:05:13 > 0:05:18A sleazy night in Amsterdam! What more could a woman ask for?
0:05:18 > 0:05:22I did start off the conversation by saying... Making assumptions.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27I don't mind going to Amsterdam for the art galleries if that's more...
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Oh! Bugger the art galleries! They'll be full of them daubs
0:05:31 > 0:05:34by that twerp who chopped his ear off.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38This is my hen night we're talking about. What you thinking, Alan?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Personally, well, I've been there, fallen over,
0:05:41 > 0:05:43got t'T-shirt, but if YOU fancy it...
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Amsterdam? Have you?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Yeah. More than once. So you'd recommend it? Oh!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I wonder why you told me.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Did you think you'd feel better?
0:06:00 > 0:06:01I don't know.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Do you?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Do you wish I hadn't told you?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15I suppose you told me because you needed to.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20You needed to tell someone. I'm just wondering why it was me.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Because...
0:06:25 > 0:06:26..you were here.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Because I was drunk.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31(Do you want me to turn you in?)
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Is that why you told me? No.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36No.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43I've buggered everything up, haven't I?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48We could've been friends, and I... You had a lot to deal with.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53You were trapped in a marriage with a man who...
0:06:57 > 0:06:58We are friends.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02You told me because you needed to.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07I'm not going to turn you in.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I'm not going to turn you in, all right?
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Are you sure?
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Yeah.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Really?
0:07:22 > 0:07:23(Yeah.)
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Drive carefully! Yep, we will!
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Like she cares. Do you fancy a stag night?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Text me to let me know you've got back safely!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Right-o! Like hell...
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Well, I wouldn't mind going for a pint up Spring Rock with Harry
0:07:43 > 0:07:46and 'appen our Raff. I could do a bit of something.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Me and Caroline and Gillian.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52And I could even invite HER - Muriel.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53A laugh an hour(!)
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Ta-ta!
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Bye!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Have you been to Amsterdam? Were you lying?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02No, have you?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Are you sure you're fit to drive?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Not entirely.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23What about you?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25God knows.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Better get my telephone.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37I'm sorry. It was difficult, I... Piss off.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Thanks for ringing.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Where did you find him? I didn't. He rang me. He was upset.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I asked him to ring you, to leave a message at least,
0:08:48 > 0:08:51to say he was spending the night at my house, but he wouldn't.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55And he wouldn't give me your number, and I couldn't get hold of Caroline. Neither could he. That's why...
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Anyway...
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I had to go out. Sure. It was difficult.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05So, Caroline...
0:09:07 > 0:09:09..doesn't know...anything?
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Well, I think she will when she finally picks up her messages.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15He left several, I left one.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18PHONE RINGS
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Hello? 'Where's Lawrence?!' He's fine, he's fine.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25He's absolutely fine, he's here.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28He's playing on the Xbox. 'Well, what happened?'
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Nothing happened, it was just a silly misunderstanding.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33A storm in a teacup, that's all.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40No problem, any time.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48You're an idiot. I have one single evening to myself and I can't even trust you for that!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50He's absolutely fine. 'God Almighty!'
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Why weren't you answering YOUR phone? Because I lost it! Don't blame me!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57'I want to speak to him.' He's playing on the Xbox.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Well, where did he sleep?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00What happened?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03At Kate's, he slept at Kate's house. Kate's?!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06He...apparently...rang William
0:10:06 > 0:10:09cos he couldn't get hold of anyone, and William suggested ringing her.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11He had her number on his phone.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Er, William did.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15She's just dropped him off, just now.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20Right. Well, I'll be back in an hour. Less.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Is Kate still there? No.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Drive carefully.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Jerk.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Are you all right? Yup.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I'm going to go.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34OK.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Look after yourself. And you.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Sorry, but...
0:10:40 > 0:10:41..can I just say...
0:10:42 > 0:10:45..I think you're right about you and Robbie.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I know. I really like him.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50No, I meant...
0:10:51 > 0:10:55You said it could never be a good idea, you and him. Don't you remember?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Last night? It was how the conversation - how it all started, why you told me.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Right, OK, yeah.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Move on. You're a nice person, you're a good mother, you work hard.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Something appalling happened, you dealt with it, but move on.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Yeah.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Promise me? If I'm keeping this secret, promise me,
0:11:12 > 0:11:16because that would be one hell of a can of worms, you and him. Surely you can see that.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Yeah, course. Sorry, you're right.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I thought I'd make some lunch for him.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03And you if you want some.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Are you all right?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07He all right?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09He's absolutely fine.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12It's just soup and bread and cheese.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Shouldn't you be looking after Judith?
0:12:16 > 0:12:17She won't get rid of it.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20And I don't want to encourage her by pretending that I think
0:12:20 > 0:12:21it's a good idea.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23I mean, what kind of life would it have?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25You'll be divorced soon, you could marry her.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Mm, well, that won't be happening.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31It's sad...
0:12:31 > 0:12:34to think of all the things we got wrong.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36We often used to get a lot right as well.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50I came to say thank you.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52You didn't have to do that.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53I left my phone in a hotel.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58Gillian and I, we're organising the wedding, my mum's wedding,
0:12:58 > 0:13:00so that's why I didn't answer it.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Is Lawrence all right?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Yeah, he's fine.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09I've left him so I'd...better get back.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10OK.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Can I come in?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15I CAN say it on the doorstep.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18All right...
0:13:18 > 0:13:20No, come in.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Have you...
0:13:32 > 0:13:33..got a birthing partner?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36My mum said she would.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38If I needed someone.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44What about Greg, what about him?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46No.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49He really never was part of the equation beyond...
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Anyone else? No.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Sorry.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58SHE SIGHS
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I just had a really weird night with Gillian. She told me...
0:14:06 > 0:14:08She told me what her husband used to do to her.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11He committed suicide, but before that.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14She never told anyone before,
0:14:14 > 0:14:17she's never been able to talk about it before, but...
0:14:17 > 0:14:19she told me things.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22He raped her, he did things. Things you couldn't...
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Humiliating things.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Jesus.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30And this is a big bloke.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Not that it'd take a big bloke, she's tiny, Gillian.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38He pinned her down, and she couldn't do anything
0:14:38 > 0:14:40so she just took it, because she had to.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Why? I mean, why did he...?
0:14:45 > 0:14:46It's control.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49It's power.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Why do they ever?
0:14:53 > 0:14:57He was a bully, he was a prick. He was just an inadequate prick.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I think she told me because we drank too much and
0:15:03 > 0:15:07we were telling each other things, and the point is,
0:15:07 > 0:15:09apart from the fact that it was a really weird evening,
0:15:09 > 0:15:12the point is I realised that...
0:15:13 > 0:15:18..amidst all the disappointment and complexity
0:15:18 > 0:15:24and mundanity and madness of the day-to-day,
0:15:24 > 0:15:27we had something really nice that happened between us.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I know you've made up your mind about me
0:15:34 > 0:15:36and I know I leave a lot to be desired sometimes
0:15:36 > 0:15:39but I decided it was worth...
0:15:41 > 0:15:44..one more time asking...
0:15:46 > 0:15:48..saying I'm sorry for all the things I got wrong
0:15:48 > 0:15:53and I will try, I would try harder.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58No.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Thank you.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37SHEEP BLEAT
0:16:37 > 0:16:41So, the plan is I drive our car to Hebden.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44No, we both drive our cars to Hebden.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47We leave mine - ours - there.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Or his, one or t'other, and
0:16:48 > 0:16:52drive back to Souby Bridge Wharf in the other one, whichever.
0:16:52 > 0:16:58Then set off in t'narrow boat up through Luddenden and Mytholmroyd
0:16:58 > 0:17:02to Hebden, spend the night in Hebden, go for a nice meal...
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Piss-up.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Meal. Meal.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08We'd have all our stuff on board ready, morning suits,
0:17:08 > 0:17:13top hats, the ring, then drive straight to t'hotel
0:17:13 > 0:17:15from Hebden in our car.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Or whichever car we've left in Hebden,
0:17:18 > 0:17:21and be at the hotel bang on 10:00am.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24So, that works.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27You're not seriously going to spend a night in that...crate?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Hey, Celia. You won't recognise it in a few short weeks.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34We're talking total refurbishment. Inside and out.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38My imagination's not quite as fertile as yours.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Well, you'll have a nice evening with your Caroline and our Gillian
0:17:42 > 0:17:43and your Muriel, won't you?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Yeah! We're going paintballing.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Seriously? Are you?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Can we come?
0:17:52 > 0:17:55My only regret marrying Alan now
0:17:55 > 0:18:01is that we didn't get that bungalow up Ripponden Bank.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03There'll be others.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Do you think John would give me away?
0:18:08 > 0:18:09John?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Well, who else can I ask?
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Do you need giving away?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Well, it's traditional.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Mum, you don't like John. You've never liked him.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I'm surprised you're even thinking about inviting him.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24You'll be inviting Judith next.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26I bloody won't.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Well, Harry's doing a speech about Alan,
0:18:29 > 0:18:31and traditionally, before that,
0:18:31 > 0:18:34the father of the bride does one about the bride,
0:18:34 > 0:18:37and, you see, for all his being a waste of space,
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I thought that might be something John'd be quite good at,
0:18:40 > 0:18:42making a speech.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Wouldn't you be worried he might say things
0:18:44 > 0:18:45you'd rather people didn't hear?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Like what?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Well, there was that time you slapped him across the face
0:18:49 > 0:18:52over at the farm. Oh, yeah.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54I shan't tell them about that time you fell down that man-hole
0:18:54 > 0:18:56in the snow when you'd been on the razzle.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57It should've been better lit.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Then that time you nearly choked to death laughing
0:19:00 > 0:19:02when he snapped all the tendons in his ankle
0:19:02 > 0:19:04falling off that jetty in Porta Pollenca.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07That was comical.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Or that time you drove t'wrong way round Bull Green roundabout
0:19:09 > 0:19:12in Halifax when you came back from t'Continent.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13That were quite exciting!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16And then that Christmas when you let all his tyres down,
0:19:16 > 0:19:18when you both got drunk together on barley wine
0:19:18 > 0:19:19and he called you a rancid old bag.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Oh, I don't think he ever knew that was me.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23CAROLINE LAUGHS
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Oh! He did.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Or that time you got caught shagging that sheep.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Hey. It's not funny.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Our Gillian once caught a lad...
0:19:33 > 0:19:35I know, she told me.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Funny thing was he kept coming back to see the same sheep.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44Well, there was that fella in India married his dog.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48Which, to be fair, I can see the advantages.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Eh? You wouldn't have a dog going, "Where you going?",
0:19:50 > 0:19:52"You're not going dressed like that,"
0:19:52 > 0:19:54"Don't you dare bring any of your mates home again,
0:19:54 > 0:19:56"not in that state."
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Oh, bugger off, go live somewhere else if you don't like it.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05You must miss her though, Edith.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11Are you sure you want to get wed again? No, I'm just thinking.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15It's probably part of my duties as your best man to make you stop
0:20:15 > 0:20:18and think is this what you want?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20What you really, really want?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22You're going to get sacked if you carry on like that.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I'd have made a good Spice Girl, me.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Manly Spice.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Old Spice.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31You're just jealous. Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Hey, what about your speech?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36DOOR CLOSES
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Dad?
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Hello, love.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Have you remembered what day it is tomorrow?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Is it Sunday?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Yeah, it's...Mum's birthday.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Aye! So it is. Yes.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Yes. Yes, I did know that.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57I thought we might take Calamity up to see her.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Yes. Yes, we should, she'd like that.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Shame that bungalow fell through.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08What bungalow?
0:21:08 > 0:21:09That one up Ripponden Bank.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12That one you and Celia put the offer in on.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14I thought you weren't right keen.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Me?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19"Chucking money away on dozy big bungalows."
0:21:20 > 0:21:23I was lashing out.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25I didn't mean it.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Not if it was what you wanted.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I'm not entirely sure it was.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31What do you mean?
0:21:31 > 0:21:34It was my fault we didn't get it.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Sorry?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37She doesn't know.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39What do you mean?
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Well, when Darren and Kimberley said they couldn't raise a mortgage,
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I didn't have the heart to serve 'em notice to quit.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51It looked like adding insult to injury, so
0:21:51 > 0:21:54I never actually put the house on the open market.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59No, I kept meaning to, but then them other folk came in
0:21:59 > 0:22:01with that other offer on the bungalow,
0:22:01 > 0:22:03and then it was too late.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06We'll find somewhere, eventually.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Well, you won't.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Not till you actually do put yours on the open market.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Darren and Kimberley'll find somewhere else!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19You'd give 'em fair warning. Yeah, I know, but it's just...
0:22:21 > 0:22:24If I'd got me finger out and faced it,
0:22:24 > 0:22:26we could've been sitting there now.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29She fair had her heart set on it.
0:22:29 > 0:22:34Trouble is, Dad, you're just too nice a fella.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40What about you and Robbie, then?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Not worth talking about.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49I'm going to go and look at Uncle Norman.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51All right.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Now then, old lass, I've got summat to tell you.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22I'm getting wed again.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I hope that's all right.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27I hope you don't mind.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30I think...
0:23:31 > 0:23:36Well, we always said life was for living, didn't we?
0:23:36 > 0:23:37And when you're gone...
0:23:40 > 0:23:41I just...
0:23:43 > 0:23:45I hope...
0:23:45 > 0:23:46I know you were very young
0:23:46 > 0:23:50when you didn't pass that letter on to me, Celia's letter.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53And I'm flattered!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56I'm flattered that you thought so much of me.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02And I don't regret anything.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06What'd be the point? I don't, anyway.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09I just...
0:24:11 > 0:24:16I hope you would be pleased for me.
0:24:16 > 0:24:21I think...I need to know I have your blessing.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Is he tidy?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Yeah.
0:25:02 > 0:25:0319.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Mad. Aye.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09She was ten, me mother, when he died.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Course, she couldn't get to go and see him.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13They'd managed to get him home
0:25:13 > 0:25:17to a military hospital in Leicester, that's where he died.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Me granny went down, his mum, my mother's mum.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Sat by his bedside two days.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28He'd had his spine shot out.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Couldn't feel anything apparently.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32So...
0:25:34 > 0:25:39Anyway, I promised me mum I'd keep him tidy.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I'll see you by the car.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Caroline! Sorry.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Kate's driven herself into hospital.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02She's bleeding.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04I didn't know if you'd want me to tell you or not...
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Which hospital? You've got meetings, and most of them
0:27:07 > 0:27:11we won't be able to reschedule now till after Christmas!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18GENERAL CHATTER
0:27:34 > 0:27:35It might be fine.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38It doesn't always mean what you think it means.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40No, I think...
0:27:40 > 0:27:43I think if you're bleeding that's usually it.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Yes, but not always, and you're 20...
0:27:46 > 0:27:49How many weeks? It'd be very unusual.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52I've kept thinking...
0:27:52 > 0:27:55for a few days that there wasn't as much movement.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Have you rung your mum?
0:27:57 > 0:28:00I don't want to upset her. Till we know something definite.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Kate McKenzie?
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Would you like to come through?
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Do you want me to...
0:28:09 > 0:28:10come in with you?
0:28:10 > 0:28:11Will you?
0:28:24 > 0:28:27There wasn't a lot of blood.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30It was just... Sh.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45It's fine. It's absolutely fine.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50That's the head there. Can you see?
0:28:50 > 0:28:53There's... That's the heart, beating.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55I'll just take a few measurements while we're here,
0:28:55 > 0:28:58but it all looks absolutely lovely in there.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00It's just one of those things, it happens.
0:29:00 > 0:29:04You did right to come in, but, yeah, you're both fine.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07Thank you.
0:29:07 > 0:29:08Can you see what sex it is?
0:29:08 > 0:29:11Well...I can give you a clue.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13It doesn't appear to have any testicles.
0:29:13 > 0:29:14Oh, you mean...?
0:29:14 > 0:29:15SHE MOUTHS
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Sorry. Oh, that's...
0:29:30 > 0:29:32No! When did this happen?
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Day before yesterday.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Well, no, it must've happened last week,
0:29:37 > 0:29:40but he Skyped just t'day before yesterday.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43And it's all swollen, you see. All up here.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Black and blue and his knee's in plaster,
0:29:45 > 0:29:48so there'd be a risk of deep vein thrombosis
0:29:48 > 0:29:50apparently, so the doctors have just said "no".
0:29:50 > 0:29:53And he's a big fella, isn't he, Alan? Yeah.
0:29:53 > 0:29:58And he's nearly 80, so you can't take a risk at that age.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00Travel insurance people've been very good though.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02He'll get his money back.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05And he can travel over here in three or four months' time.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07How did he break it?
0:30:07 > 0:30:09How disappointing for you.
0:30:09 > 0:30:10He fell over.
0:30:10 > 0:30:15On his drive, in Auckland, just getting his car out.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17What about the rest of the family?
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Oh, they've all fallen by the wayside, one way and another.
0:30:20 > 0:30:24It's getting enough time off work to make it worth their while.
0:30:24 > 0:30:25You see, realistically,
0:30:25 > 0:30:28there's no point in coming for less than three weeks.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31Spending all that money and travelling all that way, and...
0:30:31 > 0:30:36So, are any of them...? No, no. Doesn't look like it.
0:30:36 > 0:30:37Can Angus come?
0:30:40 > 0:30:42What about Kate?
0:30:42 > 0:30:44What about Kate?
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Well, she did offer to play The Arrival Of The Queen Of Sheba
0:30:47 > 0:30:48for me to walk in to,
0:30:48 > 0:30:52and they've got a lovely piano, and I don't know anyone else.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54Oh, I see.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Can you ask her?
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Well...
0:31:00 > 0:31:03Can you? I can give you her number.
0:31:03 > 0:31:04DOOR CLOSES
0:31:04 > 0:31:06Ooh! That'll be him!
0:31:11 > 0:31:13SHE GASPS
0:31:18 > 0:31:20I've brought you my washing.
0:31:22 > 0:31:23Roxy?
0:31:23 > 0:31:27She's reading politics, philosophy and economics. She's from Liverpool.
0:31:27 > 0:31:30She's at Balliol. Does she know you're a poof?
0:31:30 > 0:31:31Oh, yes.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33I've been meaning to break this to you gently for some time,
0:31:33 > 0:31:36and I know you'll be disappointed, but I'm not gay.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Are we going to meet her?
0:31:38 > 0:31:39I was hoping I could ask her to the wedding.
0:31:39 > 0:31:43Smashing! Course you can! Does she look like the back end of a bus? Is she blind?
0:31:43 > 0:31:46You're so predictable. Aren't you?
0:31:46 > 0:31:47OVEN BEEPS
0:31:47 > 0:31:50Mum, could you get the plates for me? Yeah.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Did our Raff ring you up?
0:31:56 > 0:31:58Well up for it. What?
0:31:58 > 0:32:00You sure you want him in on it as well?
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Yes, of course! And Angus if he's coming.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04Why's Angus coming? He's my plus-one. What y'on about?
0:32:04 > 0:32:07Right, you've to keep your mouth shut.
0:32:07 > 0:32:08(Can you sing?)
0:32:08 > 0:32:09Not with my mouth shut.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11DOORBELL RINGS See, who's that?
0:32:11 > 0:32:14That'll be your dad, he'll want to have a look at you.
0:32:14 > 0:32:15MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:32:15 > 0:32:17Hello?
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Ted! It's Ted.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22He's just ringing up to say good luck on the big day.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24Aww! How is he? How's his leg?
0:32:24 > 0:32:25Is it Dad? The weather?
0:32:25 > 0:32:28Well, it's dark here, it's about 7:10,
0:32:28 > 0:32:31but it's been quite mild though.
0:32:31 > 0:32:32How is it where you are?
0:32:34 > 0:32:37Much the same. Dark, bloody cold.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39I keep hoping it might snow.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42Snow! Do you get snow there?
0:32:42 > 0:32:43Not like it does here.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45In Yorkshire.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47Celia says, "How's your leg?"
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Oh, my God.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Ted?!
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Oh! My good God!
0:32:57 > 0:33:00Let's have a look at you! You've shrunk, you wizened ole bugger!
0:33:00 > 0:33:02But I thought... I lied!
0:33:02 > 0:33:04He lied! What a liar!
0:33:04 > 0:33:06He had his leg in plaster! We saw it on the... It was pretend!
0:33:06 > 0:33:09Cement! Paint. Did you know?
0:33:09 > 0:33:10Cement?!
0:33:10 > 0:33:13No! Did we 'ell, he just turned up on t'doorstep like an hour ago.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16Celia Armitage! Ted Buttershaw.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Oh, give over! Always a handful.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23So when...what...when did you land?
0:33:23 > 0:33:25I don't know. Couple of hours ago?
0:33:25 > 0:33:28And is all the family with you? No, sod 'em. Just me.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Who cares?
0:33:40 > 0:33:44I think you and our Gillian should get back together.
0:33:44 > 0:33:45So do I.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Is this why you've invited me?
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Is it 'ell. No!
0:33:49 > 0:33:53Have you ever seen a banana jump?
0:33:53 > 0:33:54No.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Me neither.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58I think they must do it at night.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00THEY CHUCKLE
0:34:02 > 0:34:04I'm wi' Cheryl now anyway, so.
0:34:04 > 0:34:09Oh, Robbie. She's very nice, is Cheryl, obviously, but...
0:34:09 > 0:34:11She's a lightweight,
0:34:11 > 0:34:14compared to our Gillian.
0:34:14 > 0:34:17You do deserve better. And who better than my mum?
0:34:17 > 0:34:21She's got personality, Gillian. And balls.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23I like a woman with balls.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Listen, I don't want to upset or offend
0:34:25 > 0:34:27by reminding you about the ins and outs of why me
0:34:27 > 0:34:30and Gillian fell out... Why did you fall out?
0:34:30 > 0:34:33We do know she's a handful.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35More than a handful, let's be honest. She's...
0:34:35 > 0:34:37She's trouble. No two ways.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39She always was. Is she?
0:34:39 > 0:34:41But... She's worth it.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43..it's part of her charm.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46And it's only a fella like you, a fella with your sort of calibre,
0:34:46 > 0:34:51could rise to that sort of a challenge.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54I suspect. But heck! What do I know?
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Who told you this?
0:34:59 > 0:35:02I... We... It's... I shouldn't...
0:35:03 > 0:35:06I only told you because I thought you'd see the funny side.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08I didn't... think you'd tell your mum.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11What do you mean "the funny side"? Mum, let's not spoil...
0:35:11 > 0:35:13I didn't... I didn't mean...
0:35:13 > 0:35:15I don't understand what's being said.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18I thought it'd be better if I told her than if she found out later
0:35:18 > 0:35:20from anyone else. That's all, sorry.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23Sorry, I am sorry. He's too soft. He's too kind-hearted.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26That's the top and bottom of it. Exactly.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28I've been telling him this all his life, Celia.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31It's a generous fault. Well, all my life.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34Obviously. Not that...not that...not that...
0:35:34 > 0:35:36So...? So.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38So... So...
0:35:38 > 0:35:40They've put an offer in on a bungalow.
0:35:40 > 0:35:45Dependent on my dad selling our old house up Barkisland.
0:35:45 > 0:35:50But he, being Dad, was too soft to turf the tenants out.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52And in the meantime someone else put a better
0:35:52 > 0:35:55offer in on the bungalow, and of course they went with it.
0:35:55 > 0:35:59The vendors. Oh, dear! Oh, good Lord!
0:35:59 > 0:36:02Celia, I'd have thought you had him better trained than that by now!
0:36:02 > 0:36:03Clearly not.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05Not yet.
0:36:10 > 0:36:14THEY HOWL WITH LAUGHTER
0:36:19 > 0:36:21I'm not laughing at her, I'm...
0:36:21 > 0:36:28No. No. But you're right, she is...very entertaining.
0:36:37 > 0:36:38By the way...
0:36:40 > 0:36:43..I've been meaning to say...
0:36:43 > 0:36:44What?
0:36:46 > 0:36:49Are we still cool? Vincent.
0:36:51 > 0:36:52Yep.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01I know you never forgave me over Frank.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04Oh, bugger Frank.
0:37:04 > 0:37:06Does that mean you have?
0:37:07 > 0:37:11Did you ever know how miserable I was with Kenneth?
0:37:12 > 0:37:13No.
0:37:13 > 0:37:14For years.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16No.
0:37:16 > 0:37:21I married him on the rebound, I know that now, looking back, but...
0:37:22 > 0:37:27..he was shallow, a lightweight. He mucked around.
0:37:27 > 0:37:32The night I gave birth to Caroline, the night I nearly died
0:37:32 > 0:37:35when I needed that blood transfusion,
0:37:35 > 0:37:38he was off having sex with someone else.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42I know because 15 years later he told me.
0:37:42 > 0:37:43SHE SIGHS
0:37:43 > 0:37:45It doesn't matter now.
0:37:47 > 0:37:51Well, except it does.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53You'd never have had Caroline.
0:37:53 > 0:37:54No.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58No, I'd never have had Caroline.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02But I might have been happy. Happier.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07It happened. We can't change it.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10No. No, we can't.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12And now...
0:38:12 > 0:38:14I've met Alan again.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17Everyone liked Alan.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Alan was always special.
0:38:19 > 0:38:24I'm glad you're so happy, Celia. I really am.
0:38:32 > 0:38:37Celia, it's John. I just...I wanted to say good luck
0:38:37 > 0:38:42for today and...and...and sorry not to be there.
0:38:45 > 0:38:49Well, all the best, then! Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52PIANO PLAYS
0:39:10 > 0:39:14MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Hi.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22We're ready. 'Thanks.'
0:39:22 > 0:39:23They're ready.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29Am I all right?
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Oh, Mum.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34You look beautiful.
0:39:38 > 0:39:42Oh, I've asked Kate if she'd like to stay on for the do after.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44I hope you don't mind.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46It felt a bit rude, asking her to play the piano
0:39:46 > 0:39:48and then not asking her to stop.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55HUSHED CHATTER
0:40:05 > 0:40:08PIANO PLAYS
0:40:23 > 0:40:28Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30Sorry? I've heard all about you
0:40:30 > 0:40:33not putting your little house up for sale up in Barkisland.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36I just laughed.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39You look stunning. Oh, so do you.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50We're ready when you are, kid.
0:40:54 > 0:40:59I, Celia Dawson, take you, Alan Buttershaw, to be my husband...
0:40:59 > 0:41:03..to have and to hold from this day forward...
0:41:03 > 0:41:07..for better for worse, for richer for poorer...
0:41:07 > 0:41:13..in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish...
0:41:13 > 0:41:16..till death do us part.
0:41:18 > 0:41:23I give you this ring as a sign of our marriage.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26With my body, I honour you,
0:41:26 > 0:41:30all that I am, I give to you,
0:41:30 > 0:41:33and all that I have, I share with you.
0:41:36 > 0:41:40I give you this ring as a sign of our marriage.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45With my body, I honour you...
0:41:46 > 0:41:49..all that I am, I give to you...
0:41:51 > 0:41:55..and all that I have, I share with you.
0:41:58 > 0:42:02APPLAUSE
0:42:02 > 0:42:05PIANO PLAYS
0:42:23 > 0:42:25TAPPING ON GLASS
0:42:25 > 0:42:30Ladies and gentlemen! Can we have a bit of hush?
0:42:30 > 0:42:33Ladies and gentlemen! Ooh! That works.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35Right. Pipe down.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Raff, that includes you, love.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Right, traditionally... who's still talking?
0:42:41 > 0:42:44Ted Buttershaw, surprise, surprise.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Right, traditionally,
0:42:46 > 0:42:49we start with a speech from the father of the bride,
0:42:49 > 0:42:53only today we've got the daughter of the bride.
0:42:53 > 0:42:54Caroline!
0:42:54 > 0:42:56APPLAUSE
0:42:56 > 0:43:00Oh, shit, what she's going to say about me?
0:43:00 > 0:43:02Wow, OK, here goes.
0:43:03 > 0:43:11Well...when my mum told me she was getting married again,
0:43:11 > 0:43:17I said, "Yes, Mother, shall we discuss it in the car?"
0:43:17 > 0:43:20And she said, "We are serious, you know," and I said,
0:43:20 > 0:43:22MOUTHS: Whatever. LAUGHTER
0:43:22 > 0:43:25But she was serious! And they did it, and here we are.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29My mum...
0:43:30 > 0:43:32..is unique.
0:43:32 > 0:43:37She's clever, she's funny,
0:43:37 > 0:43:42she's supportive, she's very loving
0:43:42 > 0:43:44and she's very kind.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48She also likes to say it like it is now and again,
0:43:48 > 0:43:50but I think Alan's ready for that.
0:43:51 > 0:43:54And I think Alan deserves someone as wonderful as my mum
0:43:54 > 0:43:58because he is, without doubt, one of the loveliest,
0:43:58 > 0:44:01kindest men I've ever met.
0:44:01 > 0:44:02GUESTS: Awww.
0:44:02 > 0:44:04This was made in heaven, I really believe that,
0:44:04 > 0:44:08and I think we're all very privileged to have been part of it.
0:44:08 > 0:44:13I hope that my mum and my new dad...
0:44:13 > 0:44:18will have years and years and years ahead of them together,
0:44:18 > 0:44:25inspiring us all with their extraordinary love for each other
0:44:25 > 0:44:30and their extraordinary passion and zest for life.
0:44:30 > 0:44:31Thank you.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33APPLAUSE
0:44:36 > 0:44:40I've always known Alan, I can't remember not knowing Alan.
0:44:40 > 0:44:45One of my earliest memories of Alan was down Elland Wood.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47We were about four years old and
0:44:47 > 0:44:49we'd just found a pond full of frogspawn,
0:44:49 > 0:44:51and he wanted to take it home,
0:44:51 > 0:44:54like you do, only we'd nowt to carry it in.
0:44:54 > 0:45:01So he said, "Harry, you take your wellies off, they'll do,"
0:45:01 > 0:45:05and course, like a dozy bugger, I did.
0:45:05 > 0:45:09He had his wellies on as well, I hasten to add,
0:45:09 > 0:45:13but for some reason in his head mine were the only ones with
0:45:13 > 0:45:15"frogspawn container" written on 'em.
0:45:15 > 0:45:20Then at home, me mother'd be saying, "How come Alan's always so tidy,
0:45:20 > 0:45:23"and you're always such a mucky mess?" All right?
0:45:23 > 0:45:26I was being shamelessly taken advantage of...
0:45:26 > 0:45:27Are you? Yeah.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30..by someone much cleverer than me. Alan was always very dapper.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32How's Cheryl?
0:45:32 > 0:45:34She's fine, yeah.
0:45:36 > 0:45:37Good.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40..he got that cushy job at Jessop's Chemicals up Huddersfield...
0:45:40 > 0:45:43It's a nice do. Yeah.
0:45:43 > 0:45:44Thanks for asking.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46Me dad.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49It were me dad, not me. Mm, OK.
0:45:51 > 0:45:54OK. He invited me on his stag do last night, did he tell you?
0:45:54 > 0:45:55No.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58Did you not know? No.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01OK.
0:46:01 > 0:46:03He does what he likes. Yeah.
0:46:06 > 0:46:10He were saying... Eh?
0:46:10 > 0:46:13He were saying he thought...
0:46:13 > 0:46:14What?
0:46:15 > 0:46:17What?
0:46:19 > 0:46:23..that you and me ought to get back together. What?
0:46:23 > 0:46:25Doesn't matter.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27No, seriously, though,
0:46:27 > 0:46:30Alan is a lovely man.
0:46:30 > 0:46:34And Celia's an equally lovely lady.
0:46:34 > 0:46:38And now, finally, I want to hand you over to the man himself.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Ladies and gentlemen, the groom,
0:46:40 > 0:46:44the one and only Mr Alan Buttershaw.
0:46:44 > 0:46:48APPLAUSE
0:46:57 > 0:46:59Where's he going?
0:47:02 > 0:47:06MUSIC: "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body" by the Bellamy Brothers
0:47:09 > 0:47:14# If I said you had a beautiful body
0:47:14 > 0:47:16# Would you hold it against me?
0:47:18 > 0:47:21# If I swore you were an angel
0:47:21 > 0:47:24# Would you treat me like the devil tonight...? #
0:47:24 > 0:47:26Did you know about this?
0:47:26 > 0:47:28# If I were dying of thirst
0:47:28 > 0:47:33# Would your flowing love come quench me?
0:47:35 > 0:47:38# If I said you had a beautiful body
0:47:38 > 0:47:41# Would you hold it against me?
0:47:44 > 0:47:49# Now we can talk all night about the weather
0:47:52 > 0:47:57# Tell you 'bout my friends out on the coast... #
0:47:57 > 0:47:58Bridlington!
0:47:58 > 0:48:00Bridlington.
0:48:00 > 0:48:05# I could ask a lot of crazy questions
0:48:08 > 0:48:14# Or ask you what I really want to know
0:48:15 > 0:48:19# If I said you had a beautiful body
0:48:19 > 0:48:22# Would you hold it against me? #
0:48:24 > 0:48:27APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:48:38 > 0:48:42I told you it'd be embarrassing. Yup, well, maybe next time I'll listen.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45Dad!
0:48:45 > 0:48:48You great big daft...
0:48:48 > 0:48:51Well, I'm no good at speech-making.
0:48:53 > 0:48:54Hey, well done.
0:48:54 > 0:48:59Dad! That was... absolutely ridiculous.
0:48:59 > 0:49:01Oh, but you liked it?
0:49:01 > 0:49:03It was...it was...it was...
0:49:03 > 0:49:06I love you. I love you.
0:49:07 > 0:49:10What were you saying to Robbie last night?
0:49:10 > 0:49:14Who? Me? Nowt. Why?
0:49:14 > 0:49:19Oh! Well, yeah, except, yeah... But you do know we'd had a few.
0:49:21 > 0:49:24Ooh, I'm a bit squiffy,
0:49:24 > 0:49:27I'm going to fall over if I'm not careful.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29# You make me feel so young
0:49:30 > 0:49:35# You make me feel so spring has sprung
0:49:35 > 0:49:38# And every time I see you grin
0:49:38 > 0:49:42# I'm such a happy individual
0:49:42 > 0:49:46# The moment that you speak
0:49:46 > 0:49:50# I wanna go play hide and seek
0:49:50 > 0:49:51# I wanna go and bounce the moon
0:49:53 > 0:49:56# Just like a toy balloon
0:49:57 > 0:50:01# You and I... #
0:50:01 > 0:50:02I'm going.
0:50:02 > 0:50:03Right.
0:50:03 > 0:50:07Could you say thanks to Celia for me?
0:50:07 > 0:50:09Well, thank you for playing the piano.
0:50:09 > 0:50:12Oh! Pleasure. Nice piano.
0:50:13 > 0:50:17Right, well, have a nice Christmas.
0:50:17 > 0:50:19Yeah, how likely is that?
0:50:20 > 0:50:22Sorry.
0:50:22 > 0:50:25I'm sorry. You...
0:50:27 > 0:50:29You have a nice Christmas too.
0:50:30 > 0:50:35# I'm gonna feel the way I do today
0:50:35 > 0:50:41# Cos you make me feel so young
0:50:44 > 0:50:48# You make me feel so young... #
0:50:48 > 0:50:51# I don't know what it is that makes me love you so
0:50:51 > 0:50:55# I only know I never want to let you go
0:50:55 > 0:50:57# Cos you've started something
0:50:57 > 0:50:59# Oh, can't you see?
0:50:59 > 0:51:02# That ever since we met you've had a hold on me... #
0:51:02 > 0:51:04I think she bores him shitless
0:51:04 > 0:51:07if he just bothered being honest with himself.
0:51:07 > 0:51:08Hm?
0:51:11 > 0:51:13She's really lovely.
0:51:13 > 0:51:15Kate.
0:51:17 > 0:51:19She's gone. She went.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22Why?
0:51:22 > 0:51:24Over an hour ago. Why not?
0:51:27 > 0:51:28Are you all right?
0:51:31 > 0:51:35# You stopped and smiled at me
0:51:35 > 0:51:40# And asked if I'd care to dance... #
0:51:40 > 0:51:42I've kept meaning to say,
0:51:42 > 0:51:46given that Mum and Alan have decided to stay in Harrogate this Christmas,
0:51:46 > 0:51:50you'd be very welcome, you and Raff and Ellie and the baby.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53I mean, more than welcome, I mean...
0:51:53 > 0:51:56I'd like it if you did. Really?
0:51:56 > 0:51:59That'd be great.
0:51:59 > 0:52:01If I can get somebody to feed the sheep.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04# No matter what you do
0:52:04 > 0:52:06# I only want to be with you... #
0:52:10 > 0:52:13What you thinking?
0:52:13 > 0:52:14Nothing.
0:52:22 > 0:52:24Aren't they lovely?
0:52:28 > 0:52:30DUSTY SPRINGFIELD SONG ENDS
0:52:30 > 0:52:32MUSIC: "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC
0:52:32 > 0:52:35Oh, I love this tune.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37So do I.
0:52:43 > 0:52:45I've had a lovely day.
0:52:45 > 0:52:48Good. So have I.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50I think everyone has.
0:52:52 > 0:52:54# Don't get me wrong
0:52:54 > 0:52:56# Don't think you've got it made... #
0:52:56 > 0:52:58Sod it.
0:52:58 > 0:53:01I'm going to make him dance with me.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03Who?
0:53:03 > 0:53:05Not Robbie.
0:53:06 > 0:53:09Come on, it's a wedding.
0:53:14 > 0:53:16# I like to see you
0:53:17 > 0:53:19# But then again
0:53:21 > 0:53:25# That doesn't mean you mean that much to me
0:53:28 > 0:53:29# So if I call you... #
0:53:29 > 0:53:32Excuse me. Oh, yeah.
0:53:35 > 0:53:40# Don't tell your friends about the two of us
0:53:42 > 0:53:47# I'm not in love, so don't forget it... #
0:53:47 > 0:53:49Why are you here?
0:53:49 > 0:53:50Sorry?
0:53:52 > 0:53:55Why are you here?
0:53:55 > 0:53:58Because...we were invited.
0:53:59 > 0:54:00Yeah, but...
0:54:02 > 0:54:05..why would you want to be here?
0:54:05 > 0:54:08I suppose that's the bigger question.
0:54:10 > 0:54:11Your dad were right.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15When? Last night.
0:54:15 > 0:54:18Some of the stuff he were saying last night.
0:54:18 > 0:54:19What stuff?
0:54:19 > 0:54:23About you being a challenge.
0:54:24 > 0:54:26A challenge?
0:54:26 > 0:54:28Yeah.
0:54:28 > 0:54:30You are, though, aren't you?
0:54:30 > 0:54:32You're a challenge.
0:54:32 > 0:54:38As in your behaviour is challenging from time to time.
0:54:38 > 0:54:41What, so you'd like me to be Mrs Bland?
0:54:43 > 0:54:45I'm not saying that. Mrs Ooh-what-am-I-like?!
0:54:47 > 0:54:49You are talking shit now, Gillian.
0:54:51 > 0:54:55# You give your love
0:54:55 > 0:54:59# So sweetly
0:54:59 > 0:55:03# Tonight
0:55:03 > 0:55:08# The light of love
0:55:08 > 0:55:13# Is in your eyes... #
0:55:13 > 0:55:17I got in, I shut the door.
0:55:17 > 0:55:20And then I turned round and came straight back.
0:55:26 > 0:55:28Do you want to dance?
0:55:28 > 0:55:32# Is this a lasting treasure
0:55:34 > 0:55:40# Or just a moment's pleasure... #
0:55:40 > 0:55:42Is this like...
0:55:42 > 0:55:43What?
0:55:43 > 0:55:45..forever?
0:55:46 > 0:55:50Well, to quote Prince, forever's a mighty long time.
0:55:52 > 0:55:55You know, in theory.
0:55:55 > 0:56:02# Will you still love me tomorrow?
0:56:06 > 0:56:14# Tonight with words unspoken
0:56:16 > 0:56:23# You say that I'm the only one
0:56:26 > 0:56:33# But will the spell be broken?
0:56:35 > 0:56:38# When the night
0:56:38 > 0:56:44# Meets the morning sun?
0:56:47 > 0:56:51# I'd like to know
0:56:51 > 0:56:56# If your love
0:56:58 > 0:57:02# Is a love I can
0:57:02 > 0:57:07# Be sure of... #
0:57:07 > 0:57:09What?
0:57:10 > 0:57:13Oh, I thought she'd gone.
0:57:13 > 0:57:18# And I won't ask again
0:57:18 > 0:57:23# Will you still love me
0:57:23 > 0:57:27# Tomorrow? #