My Kind of Town

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains very strong language

0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Well, I'm the boss now.- Don't worry about my people, worry about yours.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15It ain't safe around here no more.

0:00:15 > 0:00:19From now on, you're Giovanni Henriksen.

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Whoa!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36We go way back. Aaah!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Fuck me!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45PHONE RINGS

0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Hi, baby. - 'Hi.'

0:01:57 > 0:01:59I'm not sure I follow.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Tomorrow we are going to shop the baby carriage, you know?

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Oh, yeah. I wouldn't miss that for the world.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07'And then, I'm just wondering because,

0:02:07 > 0:02:09'you know, in this one thing...'

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Honey...

0:02:19 > 0:02:21..so I think this is so hard.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24I can't really concentrate right now. Could we do this tonight?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27OK, then we talk about it later.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Yeah, love you too.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33So where is this party, by the way?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Hafjell? That's where he's hiding out?

0:02:46 > 0:02:47You kiddin' me?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53He goes straight to jail.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Ha-ha! That sounds like our Tommy boy, all right.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05DANCE MUSIC INSIDE BUILDING

0:03:05 > 0:03:06KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:03:08 > 0:03:11MUSIC STOPS

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Hey!

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Welcome to Honolulu, guys.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35MUSIC RESTARTS

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Good, good.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13This art thing.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17The value tends to appreciate pretty good, huh?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19If it's the right art.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23We could do better.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25We could use a little investment.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Under the radar, so to speak.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Money laundry...

0:04:34 > 0:04:37I'd be happy to hook you up with my art dealer in Oslo.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41My man Max.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Good. Cool, cool.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Hm?

0:04:54 > 0:04:59What's there to know? You buy stuff that costs more when you sell it.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07MUSIC: "Maria Bartiromo" by Joey Ramone

0:05:13 > 0:05:16# What's happening on Wall Street

0:05:16 > 0:05:19# What's happening At the Stock Exchange

0:05:19 > 0:05:22# I want to know

0:05:24 > 0:05:27# What's happening on Squawk Box

0:05:27 > 0:05:30# What's happening with my stocks

0:05:30 > 0:05:32# I want to know

0:05:35 > 0:05:37# I watch her every day

0:05:38 > 0:05:40# I watch her every night

0:05:41 > 0:05:44# She's really outta sight

0:05:44 > 0:05:46# Maria Bartiromo

0:05:48 > 0:05:50# Maria Bartiromo

0:05:51 > 0:05:54# Maria Bartiromo. #

0:05:59 > 0:06:01First time in the Big Apple?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03How did you guess?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05The fanny pack's a giveaway.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Yeah, right.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10So, what'd they book you for?

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Ah, no, no, no. See, I'm a policeman, you know, from Norway.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Oh, OK.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18OK.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Well, that's me.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Well, have fun.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Hello.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Thank you for seeing me. - Not every day I get calls from European colleagues.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I brought doughnuts.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40No thanks. I'm on a low carb diet.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44- I see.- What's this case you want to talk about?

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Couple of months ago a stranger shows up in my hometown.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51White, Caucasian, male.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55My gut says that he's kind of fishy, you know.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58First I think terrorist, but now Mafia.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Maybe you guys have a file on him?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Nope. Never seen the guy before.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10I'm sorry I couldn't help you.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14OK, but do you know where I can find these mafia types,

0:07:14 > 0:07:15where they hang out and stuff?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17If you want to do street work in our jurisdiction,

0:07:17 > 0:07:20your department needs to send a formal request.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38PHONE RINGS

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Yeah?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Look, this cop from overseas just stopped by with some

0:07:45 > 0:07:48interesting information about our friend The Fixer.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Oh yeah?

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Yeah. It seems like Tagliano's maybe not so disappeared after all.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Motherfucker.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:10 > 0:08:13PHONE RINGS

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Hello?

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Oh, I'm sorry.

0:08:18 > 0:08:24The new inventory came in, and I'm stuck here at work.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Well, you know how it is. These things can take all night.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31'OK.'

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Don't wait up, all right?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35OK.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36- 'I'll see you tomorrow.' - Bye.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47# I watch her every day

0:08:47 > 0:08:49# I watch her every night

0:08:49 > 0:08:51# She's really outta sight

0:08:51 > 0:08:55# Maria Bartiromo. #

0:08:57 > 0:09:00If it isn't Mr Fanny Pack. Looks good.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05You know what?

0:09:05 > 0:09:11I'm not interested in any soliciting, if that's your plan.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14What, a girl can't ask a guy for a doughnut any more?

0:09:14 > 0:09:15You want a doughnut?

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Mm-hmm.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18OK.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23So, how did your meeting go?

0:09:26 > 0:09:27That bad, huh?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Yeah.

0:09:29 > 0:09:34You know, I have a suspect who I think is in the Mafia.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36But the police won't give me any clues.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Oh, maybe I can help you.- How?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I know a couple places these wiseguys hang out.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44If you buy me dinner, I'll take you there.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46I don't know.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48What? You got any other leads?

0:09:51 > 0:09:52No.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Alcohol, maybe?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Is it from you?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Ah, it's the new inventory.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35You know, I just had a taste of it.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38It's probably your condition making your nose more sensitive.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49How's that pregnant yoga thing going?

0:12:50 > 0:12:54We shall practice to give birth, so then you have to come.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56What?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Me?- Yeah.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Look, there's a limit to what a man can do and still be a man.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04I'm not crossing that line.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06Get in there.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28It's very easy to fold together and it's got very good reviews.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33How much?

0:13:40 > 0:13:4212 grand?

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Ja.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47We have a little misunderstanding here, my friend.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50You see, we already have the babies, we just need the carriage.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00I really like it.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02- This one?- Yes, don't you?

0:14:10 > 0:14:12You're not going to regret this.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Hey, I'm fine. Just got to keep an eye on these kids

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- being spoiled too soon, that's all. - Ja, ja.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Yes, but, don't you think you should...

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Just...

0:14:25 > 0:14:28It's probably just a little tight cos it's new.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29Shit!

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Motherfucker.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37OK, now. Take it easy.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43It's OK, it's OK. Just take it easy, take it easy.

0:14:45 > 0:14:4712 grand.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Didn't last five minutes.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Look.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Look, I'll cover the repair, all right? Just give me a new one.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03I'm sorry, that's not possible, this was the last one.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06What are you talking about? There's one right there.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Oh, no, that's just a display model, it's not for sale.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13But this one is also nice!

0:15:13 > 0:15:17Oh! You sell me the Rolls, and now the Volkswagen's suddenly OK?

0:15:17 > 0:15:22I'll cover the repair. That Winnie Twister is coming with me!

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Nei, nei, nei!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Let go of that Winnie Twister!

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Give me that thing!

0:15:34 > 0:15:35I'm warning you!

0:15:35 > 0:15:38ALARM RINGS

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Give me whatever you've got.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53What a day.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13You know, maybe I'll go that yoga class after all.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18OK.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23That make you happy?

0:18:39 > 0:18:42MUSIC: "Lacrimosa" by Mozart

0:19:26 > 0:19:29I have no time. I have an emergency about the Belleview project.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31The art has arrived that you bought.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Eh?

0:19:41 > 0:19:42What is it?

0:19:48 > 0:19:50I don't know.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Jesus Christ!

0:19:56 > 0:19:59You spent my money on a monkey getting a blowjob?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Take it back!

0:20:08 > 0:20:12My return policy is get it the fuck out of here, and get my money back!

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Do you like working at the NAV?

0:20:16 > 0:20:18I got it, boss. I got it.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Where's Julius? He ain't coming?

0:20:30 > 0:20:32PHONE RINGS

0:20:36 > 0:20:39How's your form, Johnny boy?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41It was a pretty wild party, eh?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Let's not dwell on the past, jailbird.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57What board meeting? You left the board when I joined, remember?

0:21:03 > 0:21:07So Julius sold his shares.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09What?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Julius can't just sell without talking to us.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13But relax, it's in the best of hands.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37I got a penthouse in this thing.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39I don't plan on living in Disneyland.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37What the fuck are you up to with the Belleview project?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Bullshit. I made a deal with you,

0:23:45 > 0:23:48not some hillbillies trying to turn the place into a fucking Aqualand.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Well, the deal is done. I'm sorry.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Oh, not half as sorry as you're going to be,

0:23:52 > 0:23:55you whining fucking cocksucker!

0:23:55 > 0:23:57You really want to fuck with me?

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Relax, Osama. It's between me and your father.

0:24:04 > 0:24:05What's he saying?

0:24:07 > 0:24:10C'mon, what are you saying?

0:24:11 > 0:24:12He's got cancer.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22Jesus.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25PHONE RINGS

0:24:25 > 0:24:26Why didn't you say something?

0:24:30 > 0:24:31Fuck.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19This Dr Tootsie..?

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Dr Utsi? He's from Lapland.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Lapland, huh? He's good, huh?

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Yeah, he's good.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Well...

0:26:30 > 0:26:35Well, if there's anything I can do, OK, don't hesitate to call.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Oh, thank you, Johnny. Thank you for being so generous.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24Yeah, Torgeir, talk to me.

0:28:26 > 0:28:27They stole my monkey?

0:28:30 > 0:28:32Motherfucker!

0:28:37 > 0:28:40- Stay there, you hear me? I'm coming. - 'Sure. OK, boss.'

0:28:41 > 0:28:43Can you do me a favour tonight?

0:28:43 > 0:28:44- Hi!- Hi, baby!

0:28:46 > 0:28:50Yeah, I was really ready, I was looking forward to this, you know.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53Torgeir just called, I've got an emergency. I've got to run.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56The good news is Arne's going to take you. OK?

0:28:58 > 0:29:01Yeah, he's going to take you to yoga.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04He's going to buy you dinner first, OK? On me. I've got to go...

0:29:06 > 0:29:08It's going to be great.

0:29:20 > 0:29:21OK, erm...

0:29:21 > 0:29:22Excuse me!

0:29:23 > 0:29:25You the cop who's looking for some wiseguy?

0:29:25 > 0:29:27Yeah, maybe.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30I've got a pal who runs a joint couple of blocks from here

0:29:30 > 0:29:32- who can help you out.- How do you know what he's looking for?

0:29:32 > 0:29:34What the fuck do you care? Take a hike, sister.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37Come on. I'm getting a bad vibe. Let's get out of here.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40You're not going anywhere.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43ROCK MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE

0:29:46 > 0:29:49# Eeny-meeny-miny-mo

0:29:51 > 0:29:53# Eeny. #

0:29:53 > 0:29:54MUSIC STOPS

0:29:58 > 0:29:59You owe me money!

0:30:11 > 0:30:13I just got a cut!

0:30:13 > 0:30:16We need you to tell us who hired you to sell that painting.

0:30:20 > 0:30:21I work with so many.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31I'm going to mention a name now.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35Van Gogh, do you know the name?

0:30:35 > 0:30:36Vincent Van Gogh, yeah.

0:30:36 > 0:30:37That's the one.

0:30:37 > 0:30:39You don't cooperate...

0:30:41 > 0:30:42..you're going to look just like him.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44Aaah!

0:30:44 > 0:30:47OK, OK, OK!

0:30:47 > 0:30:49It's a guy from Lillehammer.

0:30:51 > 0:30:52Thomas Aune!

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Motherfucker.

0:31:02 > 0:31:03Motherfucker!

0:31:07 > 0:31:08Motherfucker!

0:31:13 > 0:31:14What's that?

0:31:16 > 0:31:18It's an installation about how society treats animals.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21No, no, no. What's the carriage?

0:31:21 > 0:31:23Is that a Winnie Twister?

0:31:23 > 0:31:25I don't know, I don't know.

0:31:25 > 0:31:28That goes with us. Lose the meat.

0:31:29 > 0:31:31You can't just take it, sorry.

0:31:32 > 0:31:34You don't mind if that goes with us, do you?

0:31:34 > 0:31:37- No, please, be my guest. - I didn't think so.

0:31:51 > 0:31:52ALL BREATHE QUICKLY

0:32:05 > 0:32:09Oooooooh...

0:32:14 > 0:32:15Hey!

0:32:16 > 0:32:21First of all, who takes a Jacuzzi in this kind of weather?

0:32:23 > 0:32:26Get the fuck down!

0:32:26 > 0:32:28And second...

0:32:28 > 0:32:30Where's my monkey?

0:32:30 > 0:32:31Do you know what?

0:32:31 > 0:32:34He called me, he called me, the gallerist from Oslo,

0:32:34 > 0:32:38and they told me there was some misunderstanding with the painting.

0:32:38 > 0:32:39Oh, really?

0:32:39 > 0:32:41I promise you, I didn't plan to sell it,

0:32:41 > 0:32:44but then the Belleview project come up, and you know how that works...

0:32:44 > 0:32:46So you fucked me over with the painting

0:32:46 > 0:32:49so you could fuck me over with the Belleview project?

0:32:49 > 0:32:51Is that about it, Tommy boy?

0:32:51 > 0:32:52No, it's Max, the idiot, Max.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55He never should have sold it to you guys. You're my friends.

0:32:55 > 0:32:57But that's what happened.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59Where is his monkey, bitch?

0:33:02 > 0:33:04I don't have it.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08I sure don't have it, so...

0:33:08 > 0:33:09I'm sorry, guys.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13I think it's time for a little walk.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20Guys. I go to jail. If I go any longer I go to jail, OK?

0:33:20 > 0:33:23I want my monkey.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26Not any further.

0:33:26 > 0:33:27He wants his monkey!

0:33:29 > 0:33:31OK, OK, OK.

0:33:35 > 0:33:36OK, what?

0:33:40 > 0:33:41In the sauna.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44And that's the truth?

0:33:44 > 0:33:45Yeah. Let me go.

0:33:47 > 0:33:48Let him go.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51No!

0:33:51 > 0:33:53ANKLE TAG BEEPS

0:34:03 > 0:34:07Where's that piece of shit Frank Tagliano hiding, huh?

0:34:07 > 0:34:10You were dying to talk about him a little while ago

0:34:10 > 0:34:11and now you fucking clam up?

0:34:11 > 0:34:13GROANING

0:34:13 > 0:34:14Fuck.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16GROANING

0:34:17 > 0:34:18Shut her up.

0:34:30 > 0:34:31Easy, Jerry, easy, easy.

0:34:31 > 0:34:32You're going to pay for that.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35- Put the gun down! - You fucking perv!

0:34:35 > 0:34:36Put the gun down.

0:34:36 > 0:34:39- Easy, easy. - Fucking perv!

0:34:39 > 0:34:40Put the gun down.

0:34:40 > 0:34:41Aaaargh!

0:34:45 > 0:34:47GUNSHOT

0:35:28 > 0:35:31I pity the fool who doesn't drink,

0:35:31 > 0:35:35because every time they wake up in the morning, it's...

0:35:35 > 0:35:38that's the best they ever going to feel that day.

0:35:38 > 0:35:39DRUM ROLL

0:35:39 > 0:35:41Ha-ha!

0:35:42 > 0:35:44Is there a problem here?

0:35:44 > 0:35:45This gorilla won't let me in.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49Wonder why? You look like Halloween.

0:35:49 > 0:35:52I'm wearing a traditional Sami clothing.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Well, you might be the king of the Eskimos,

0:35:54 > 0:35:56but we have a dress code here.

0:36:03 > 0:36:04Well, I don't really care...

0:36:06 > 0:36:08Did you say you're a doctor from Lapland?

0:36:11 > 0:36:16By any chance, would you happen to be the doctor of Mr Julius Backe?

0:36:18 > 0:36:21You're all right. Arne, he's all right.

0:36:21 > 0:36:23You're in. Let me buy you a drink.

0:36:23 > 0:36:26Why didn't you say you were a friend of Juli's?

0:36:27 > 0:36:28Try that.

0:36:38 > 0:36:39You like his stuff?

0:36:39 > 0:36:40It's fantastic.

0:36:43 > 0:36:48Well, you know, for a price, it could be back on the market.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51I don't have that kind of money.

0:36:56 > 0:36:57Shame about Juli, huh?

0:37:00 > 0:37:04I know, I guess you didn't catch it fast enough.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06His tests, they were fine.

0:37:09 > 0:37:10Fine?

0:37:10 > 0:37:14The guy's got the Big C. I mean, terminal, no?

0:37:23 > 0:37:28- Son of a bitch. - I didn't say anything.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Before you go...

0:37:30 > 0:37:33I have a little business proposition for you.

0:37:36 > 0:37:37Are you hurt?

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Yes.

0:37:40 > 0:37:41I...

0:37:41 > 0:37:42Geir?

0:37:47 > 0:37:48Laila?

0:37:56 > 0:37:57Geir?

0:37:59 > 0:38:01'It was two guys, Italian-American.'

0:38:02 > 0:38:05One short, grey hair, the other one younger, dark hair.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07I can come to the station, help you do a drawing.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09No, no, you've been more than helpful.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Now go get yourself a warm beverage.

0:38:19 > 0:38:20Hey, Lieutenant.

0:38:20 > 0:38:21I'm at the crime scene now.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Yeah, some hillbilly tourist was here

0:38:25 > 0:38:28visiting one of the regulars, Deshawna.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30Yeah, probably buying drugs.

0:38:30 > 0:38:34Yeah, as usual nobody's seen or heard anything.

0:38:34 > 0:38:39I'm afraid this is going to end up right on the pile of unsolved cases.

0:38:43 > 0:38:45DOORBELL RINGS

0:38:50 > 0:38:54I figured you might be gone tomorrow so we better talk now.

0:38:54 > 0:38:56OK.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58I've got a solution to the Belleview project.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00You're going to buy me out.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07Yeah, and you're going to take that money you got from Tommy boy

0:39:07 > 0:39:10and give it to me for my piece.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15Come on, that doesn't make sense.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20A lot of things don't make sense. You know?

0:39:20 > 0:39:22Like your medical records, for instance.

0:39:26 > 0:39:27Where the fuck did you get this one?

0:39:29 > 0:39:31Not important where I got it, Juli.

0:39:31 > 0:39:34What's important is what your kids are going to say

0:39:34 > 0:39:35when I show it to them.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37No. No, come on, please.

0:39:48 > 0:39:51Juli, you're mixing me up with somebody who gives a fuck.

0:39:51 > 0:39:52Just sign over the money.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57You really don't want your kids knowing the truth

0:39:57 > 0:39:59about their father, do you?

0:40:07 > 0:40:09We're ready for you now.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17Sorry to disturb you guys, but I ran into the Doc,

0:40:17 > 0:40:19and he had some news that just won't wait.

0:40:59 > 0:41:00Yeah!

0:41:00 > 0:41:02Woo-hoo!

0:41:20 > 0:41:22What do you feel, boss?

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Take the challenge?

0:41:24 > 0:41:25What? Me?

0:41:25 > 0:41:26Yeah.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Nah.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Ah, come on.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33- HE CHANTS:- Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!

0:41:33 > 0:41:36ALL JOIN IN: Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!

0:41:36 > 0:41:39Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!

0:41:39 > 0:41:41All right. All right.

0:41:41 > 0:41:42APPLAUSE

0:41:42 > 0:41:44Let's hear it, folks.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46Let's hear it, let's hear it.

0:41:48 > 0:41:49Let's hear it.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55How did all these people get in my room?

0:41:55 > 0:41:58LAUGHTER

0:41:58 > 0:42:01Maestro, one of your finest chords, please.

0:42:07 > 0:42:12Now this could only happen to a guy like me.

0:42:15 > 0:42:19And only happen in a town like this, am I right?

0:42:21 > 0:42:27# So may I say to each of you Most gratefully

0:42:28 > 0:42:34# As I throw each one of you a kiss

0:42:36 > 0:42:43# This is my kind of town

0:42:43 > 0:42:48# Lillehammer is my kind of town

0:42:49 > 0:42:56# Lillehammer is My kind of people, too

0:42:58 > 0:43:03# People who, smile at you

0:43:03 > 0:43:07# And each time I sneeze

0:43:07 > 0:43:10ALL: # Lillehammer is

0:43:10 > 0:43:14# It must be that Lillehammer freeze

0:43:14 > 0:43:16# Lillehammer is

0:43:16 > 0:43:21# Majestic mountain views all around

0:43:21 > 0:43:26# It's my kind of town! #

0:43:27 > 0:43:31Am I right, or am I right? Huh?

0:43:31 > 0:43:33How am I doing so far?

0:43:33 > 0:43:35Sit down, I'm not finished yet.

0:43:37 > 0:43:41# My kind of town

0:43:41 > 0:43:43ALL: # Lillehammer is

0:43:43 > 0:43:47# My kind of town

0:43:47 > 0:43:50# Lillehammer is

0:43:50 > 0:43:56# Reindeer and moose hallo

0:43:56 > 0:44:02# And you know all that snow

0:44:02 > 0:44:06# And each time I run

0:44:06 > 0:44:08# Lillehammer is

0:44:08 > 0:44:11# Bustin' my buns

0:44:11 > 0:44:14# Lillehammer is... #

0:44:17 > 0:44:21So, no clues as to where this guy is from?

0:44:23 > 0:44:26I'm telling you, that's where Tagliano was hiding out.

0:44:27 > 0:44:31No passport, no plane ticket, no drivers licence, no nothing.

0:44:32 > 0:44:34Didn't it occur to you to just ask the guy?

0:44:34 > 0:44:36We were going to,

0:44:36 > 0:44:39but then Mr Trigger Happy here decided to shoot him instead.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41Hey look, he attacked me.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43Fuck this, huh?

0:44:47 > 0:44:50Now look at this.

0:44:52 > 0:44:54Pack your lederhosen, boys.

0:44:55 > 0:44:57You're going to Norway.

0:44:57 > 0:45:04# It's my kind of town. #

0:45:09 > 0:45:10Yeah!

0:45:11 > 0:45:13My kind of town, baby.

0:45:16 > 0:45:20APPLAUSE

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