Pack Your Lederhosen

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some violent scenes and strong language

0:00:06 > 0:00:08It ain't safe around here no more.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13I'm going to give you the cocksucker. But I've got some demands.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16I'm thinking Lilyhammer.

0:00:16 > 0:00:17Here's the file to your new identity.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19From now on you're Giovanni Henriksen.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22I had a very successful bar in New York, you know.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Is this blackmail?

0:00:24 > 0:00:27I just need you to make a few moves so I can get a local license.

0:00:27 > 0:00:31Yeah, it seems like Tagliano is maybe not so disappeared after all.

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Here we are.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34That place?

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Where is that peace of shit Frank Tagliano hiding, eh?

0:00:44 > 0:00:49Pack your lederhosen, boys. You're going to Norway.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35I can't believe they booked us on economy fucking class.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36We're here now. Get over it.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38I couldn't even stretch my legs out

0:01:38 > 0:01:40and my pants are all creased, for fuck's sake.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42You should walk around like everybody else does.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Please sign there. So is this your first time in Norway or..?

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Yeah, first and last.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48You're on holiday?

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Well, you could say that. We're visiting an old friend

0:01:51 > 0:01:53who doesn't even know we're coming yet.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54What a big surprise.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Yeah, he'll be surprised all right.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Thanks. - Let's go, let's get out of here.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Take it easy.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11- Shit. What are you doing? - How the fuck

0:02:11 > 0:02:13- do you get the heat up on this thing?- Are you cold?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Yeah, I thought it was supposed to be spring here.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Why don't you put on a sweater, like I did?

0:02:18 > 0:02:19They itch.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21They itch?

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Yeah, they fucking itch.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Now you got me. Dugnad?

0:02:56 > 0:03:00It's when the neighbours, they come together

0:03:00 > 0:03:02and they clean the yard and wash the stairs.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04And stuff like that.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06We have no cleaning people?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Great.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15CHURCH BELLS RING

0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Drug related?- Yeah.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Sure this is the house?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Yeah, well, it better be.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33We need Arne's muscle to get this thing up in the apartment, you know.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35So why couldn't your brother help us out?

0:05:41 > 0:05:42You sure that's a good idea?

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Not for nothing, but everything your brother touches turns to shit, OK?

0:05:51 > 0:05:53And it flows down on me.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Relax, you know. My brother ain't no idiot.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57He's OK.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Yeah.- Hey, look at this.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Jesus, that's a foxy lady.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Yeah, that's not bad.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10She's hot.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Hey, what do you say, kid.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Hey, that's some wife you got there.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Wife?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24- That's you mother?- Yeah.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Can you believe this kid?

0:06:33 > 0:06:34THEY LAUGH

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Please don't tell Mommy we were making fun of you.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42THEY LAUGH

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I'm paying for number one.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Yeah, that's 570 kroners, please.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- To fill up that tiny thing? That's like a hundred fucking bucks!- Yes.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Kid, I'm from New York, all right. I'm used to punks like you

0:07:09 > 0:07:11trying to rip me off. Come on, what's the real price?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14That's what it costs. 570 kroners.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16All right, kid, I'm not paying at all.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19How do you like that, huh, smartass? You like that?

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- Yeah? Go fuck yourself, all right? - Hey!

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Hey!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26HE SCROLLS THROUGH THE RADIO STATIONS

0:07:32 > 0:07:34METAL CLANGS

0:07:45 > 0:07:47You call that laying low?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Aw, jeez, I'm sorry I missed all of the action.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Let me contribute to the cause, all right?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12It's a real 50's Wurlitzer.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- The walls are very thin. - Don't worry about a thing.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21It's going to be like milk and honey in your ears.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Come on, boys!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Let me get those bags.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38My legs are still sore, man.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40From the fucking flight.

0:08:43 > 0:08:48We have a reservation. Somewhere in here.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Thank you.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02That'll be your room. 216.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05216. Good.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Where's my room?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Er...you've booked a double room.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12What the fuck..?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15This must be a misunderstanding. Can you check the book again, please?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Yeah, sure...No, er...

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Relax.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22No, er...you booked a double room

0:09:22 > 0:09:25and because of a conference we're completely full. Sorry.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28You're fucking sorry? You're fucking pissing me off,

0:09:28 > 0:09:29- is what you're doing.- Jerry, relax.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32We'll straighten it out. 216.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Thank you.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38You can sleep on the sofa. Come on.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Your oven is huge.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52To new beginnings.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Cheers.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01What's the matter, Mommy got you on a leash?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Hang on a minute, Arne. What about my place?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16You know, the row-house. It's leased for a long time and I'm not using it.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Rent? What rent? We're friends.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37MUSIC PLAYS

0:10:42 > 0:10:45It's catchy!

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Let's party!

0:10:55 > 0:10:58LOUD MUSIC AND BANGING FROM ABOVE

0:11:45 > 0:11:47You're going to have to start looking without me, all right?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50What do you mean, start looking without you?

0:11:50 > 0:11:52My body's fucked.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54You don't call in sick in this line of work, Jerry.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Sorry. Look at me, for fuck's sake.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Just call me if you find anything, all right?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Fuck it.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13KNOCK ON THE DOOR

0:12:18 > 0:12:20ANOTHER KNOCK ON THE DOOR

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Yeah, it's the middle of the fucking night for me.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40So?

0:12:47 > 0:12:48That one.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50That one?

0:13:06 > 0:13:08And where's the paper bin?

0:13:11 > 0:13:12Right there?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17That's what I think of your fucking rules.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38CLAPPING

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Oh, yeah. Check this out.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54It's even got one of those Playbox things.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56You know, for the kids.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Wow.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59And look at this.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02What do you think?

0:15:02 > 0:15:04COMPUTER GAME GUNFIRE

0:15:08 > 0:15:11No, it's just normal, healthy boy stuff.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15I haven't shown you the best thing, yet.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17OK, and what's that?

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Jacuzzi?

0:15:19 > 0:15:21The perfect bathtub for the kids.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29What, the whirlpool is good for circulation, no?

0:15:34 > 0:15:35OK, look.

0:15:35 > 0:15:40How about you and Jonas stay the night, help me break the place in?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45OK.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46That's my girl.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59SPEAKING IN SPANISH

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Excuse me, I gotta tell you, I was really intrigued by your speech.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Thank you.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Look, can I ask you a few questions? - Sure.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Yeah, thanks. Hey, do you mind if you...just give me a moment.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21Just...thanks.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Look, that Johnny guy.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31That story about that Johnny was very intriguing.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35This nightclub you were talking about, is it around here somewhere?

0:16:35 > 0:16:39Yes, it's just downtown. In Elvegata.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Elve...Elve...What?

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Elvegata. The Flamingo Bar.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50I answered your question, maybe I could just...

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- No problem. You've been more than helpful.- Goodbye.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Take care of yourself.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00INDESTINCT TV CHATTER

0:17:03 > 0:17:08Hey. Rough day? So how are you doing with the search?

0:17:08 > 0:17:09No leads on our guy.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Here, take a look at this.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14What's this?

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Directions to The Flamingo. Run by one Johnny Henriksen,

0:17:18 > 0:17:22- some Italian American dude who just got here.- You're shitting me.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24How the fuck did you find out about this?

0:17:24 > 0:17:27It's no biggie. I just did some research at the bar, that's all.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28I'm busting my ass, breaking my balls,

0:17:28 > 0:17:31- and you stumble into this over drinks?- What can I say,

0:17:31 > 0:17:33I'm a class act. I can't help myself.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38FIRE ALARM BELL RINGS

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Fire.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43Jonas.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59What the fuck is going on?

0:18:04 > 0:18:07What about the smoke? The kid was scared half to death.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24There was no letter. I'd remember.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Maybe you're a slimy fuck.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Get that condescending finger out of my face.

0:18:40 > 0:18:41HE CRIES OUT IN PAIN

0:19:00 > 0:19:01ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:19:13 > 0:19:16HE HUMS TO THE MUSIC

0:21:36 > 0:21:38I was checking the inventory in the back.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41We seem a little light. Anything missing?

0:21:48 > 0:21:50The police took it.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Did they get him?

0:21:55 > 0:21:59No, he got away. But the car was...

0:22:02 > 0:22:04That's nice.

0:22:05 > 0:22:06That stupid fuck.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Yeah.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09PHONE RINGS

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Yeah, Arne?

0:22:15 > 0:22:18OK, I'll play. Why?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24I'll be right there.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39You should have let me just whack him in front of his stupid club.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Your uncle told us not to make any fuss.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44You think blowing his brains out here on the main street

0:22:44 > 0:22:45is what he had in mind?

0:22:45 > 0:22:47No.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49It's those freaking snitches, you know.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51They make my index finger twitch.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Stay with him. Stay with him.

0:23:09 > 0:23:13You're a fucking putz, you know that?

0:23:13 > 0:23:14You're unbelievable.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20Get in here.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30This is where Tagliano lives?

0:23:30 > 0:23:32He should be grateful we're putting him out of his misery.

0:23:32 > 0:23:33HE SNEEZES

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Shit. The cops.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53- You think they've been following us? - Come on, let's go.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06Giovanni Henriksen?

0:24:08 > 0:24:09Yeah?

0:24:15 > 0:24:19Call Julius. Have him meet me down the station right now.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Let's go, Don Johnson.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28First I'm Al Qaida, and now I'm some kind of prohibition rum runner?

0:24:28 > 0:24:30What are you guys smoking over here?

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Al Qaida?

0:24:38 > 0:24:39About time.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46How do you explain this marking?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Ah, you don't have to answer this.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05Who?

0:25:08 > 0:25:09Bullshit.

0:25:18 > 0:25:19Mm-hm.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26A day or two, and then you're out again.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30I can handle a couple days in the can, but you have to fix this.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56- Hi.- Hi.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Here are the toiletries.

0:26:59 > 0:27:00This is my cell?

0:27:00 > 0:27:01Yes.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04What, no minibar?

0:27:04 > 0:27:05THE PRISON WARDEN LAUGHS

0:27:11 > 0:27:13You understand this?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15I understand I should have been arrested a lot sooner.

0:27:23 > 0:27:24Music and...

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Carpentry.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29OK.

0:27:34 > 0:27:35OK.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03THEY PLAY THE RECORDER

0:28:15 > 0:28:17HE PLAYS THE RECORDER OUT OF TUNE

0:28:37 > 0:28:40Not bad, kid. You're an artist.

0:28:49 > 0:28:50Oh, I thought you'd never ask.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04Excuse me. That was my sandwich.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15HE SCREAMS

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Anybody else want to tell me how things work around here? Huh?

0:29:20 > 0:29:24We had a terrible accident. This place is unsafe.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28Don't touch it, don't touch it. You'll hurt yourself.

0:29:30 > 0:29:31Hey, call somebody.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08They let you in, huh?

0:30:08 > 0:30:10I said he was a legal assistant.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13Oh, you're a lawyer now? Who was your last client?

0:30:13 > 0:30:14Joan of Arc?

0:30:14 > 0:30:17THEY LAUGH

0:30:21 > 0:30:23So, how's prison?

0:30:23 > 0:30:27It's great. It's like fucking Christian summer camp.

0:30:27 > 0:30:28You have to get me out of here.

0:30:51 > 0:30:52Uh-huh. The witness, huh?

0:30:57 > 0:30:59Well, uh...

0:31:00 > 0:31:03I hate to think it, and I hate to say it...

0:31:05 > 0:31:07But it's gotta be your brother.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13He was the only one there.

0:31:25 > 0:31:30That's why it was important you came in today, you know.

0:31:30 > 0:31:34We were hoping, uh...you could fix this...before it gets ugly.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36KNOCK ON THE DOOR

0:31:44 > 0:31:46Thanks. Thanks, there, Vidar.

0:31:46 > 0:31:47You are welcome.

0:31:50 > 0:31:51Let's have a go.

0:31:55 > 0:31:57This shit's good.

0:31:57 > 0:31:58Very good.

0:32:58 > 0:32:59MOTORBIKES APPROACHING

0:34:15 > 0:34:20I fucking love this programme. You've got to see this.

0:34:20 > 0:34:21You've got to see this shit.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25Next time we're going to plan it better.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Damn right we're going to...

0:34:28 > 0:34:30KNOCK ON THE DOOR

0:34:35 > 0:34:36Hello?

0:34:39 > 0:34:41It's the cops.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09HE GRUNTS

0:35:11 > 0:35:13HE GROANS IN PAIN

0:35:19 > 0:35:20So, we're in the clear, huh?

0:35:25 > 0:35:28Hey, there he is, the man of the hour. Good job.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41Oh, thanks there, Vidar.

0:35:41 > 0:35:46Hey, listen, I'll be seeing you again, hopefully never.

0:35:46 > 0:35:47OK, thank you, sir.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55You don't think I'd leave Disneyland without some souvenirs, do you?

0:35:55 > 0:35:56Come on.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03It's a real good one.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20What the fuck?!

0:36:20 > 0:36:22Bad news?

0:36:22 > 0:36:25It has to be from my lunatic neighbour.

0:36:25 > 0:36:26Take a look.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39"...threatening and violent in a fire drill."

0:36:39 > 0:36:43What? That's bullshit. It was a little heated discussion.

0:36:48 > 0:36:49Can he do that?

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Better give this to Julie.

0:37:01 > 0:37:05It's time to make some moves on this fat fuck.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08- Go ahead.- Jesus. I didn't know wood was so heavy.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13Hello!

0:37:13 > 0:37:16- Hey, babe.- Hi.- How you doing?

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Hello.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21So?

0:37:21 > 0:37:25So...listen, I'm sorry I didn't return your call sooner, you know?

0:37:25 > 0:37:27I got slightly detained.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Yeah, I heard. How was Baltikum?

0:37:29 > 0:37:31- Baltikum?- Yeah.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36Yeah, Torgeir told me you were going to Baltikum, or did I misunderstand?

0:37:36 > 0:37:40Oh, Baltikum, it was great. Terrific, yeah, yeah.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42- I brought back some souvenirs. - Oh, you did?

0:37:42 > 0:37:45- You want to see them?- Yeah! Oh!

0:37:50 > 0:37:53They're handmade. By Baltic craftspeople.

0:37:56 > 0:37:57You know, I've been thinking.

0:37:59 > 0:38:04What do you say we stick up some bunny-type wallpaper?

0:38:05 > 0:38:07You think this would make a good nursery?

0:38:11 > 0:38:12Come here.

0:38:29 > 0:38:33- What's, uh... "sameo video detekter" mean?- What?

0:38:35 > 0:38:38Sameieved...

0:38:41 > 0:38:42Yeah, that's what I said.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45It's, you know, laws for the building.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52No, it's just a little disagreement

0:38:52 > 0:38:54with that dickhead from the fire drill.

0:38:54 > 0:38:56Julie gave me a tip on how to deal with the fuck.

0:39:15 > 0:39:16Flamingo?

0:40:45 > 0:40:48# Hey clowns, come on down

0:40:48 > 0:40:52# There's a circus waiting for you in the underground

0:40:52 > 0:40:57# Follow the sounds the juke will be blowing us away

0:40:57 > 0:41:01# You go there looking for trouble, baby

0:41:01 > 0:41:02# That's what you'll find

0:41:02 > 0:41:06# The girls do the double even when behind

0:41:06 > 0:41:11# It's another revolution rocking souls the same

0:41:13 > 0:41:16# Raise your hand if want to stay

0:41:16 > 0:41:19# Tell me how you want me tonight

0:41:21 > 0:41:27# Hey ho stop the show don't try to stop me cos I have to go

0:41:27 > 0:41:31# Hey ho stop the show...#

0:41:31 > 0:41:34- We'll talk around back, it's a little loud here.- What?

0:41:36 > 0:41:37HE MOUTHS

0:41:42 > 0:41:45# Little rich girls with hungry eyes

0:41:45 > 0:41:48# Looking for poor boys worth the exercise

0:41:48 > 0:41:51# While the bead of sweat purifies

0:41:51 > 0:41:53# The dark is so sensuous... #

0:42:02 > 0:42:04Relax. They're on the house.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09Now, the reason I called this meeting today

0:42:09 > 0:42:12is I'm worried about something.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17I'd like to know if you folks all feel the same way?

0:42:17 > 0:42:20According to my calculations

0:42:20 > 0:42:23we have a problem with the gardening expenses.

0:42:24 > 0:42:2640% of our rent goes to this.

0:42:37 > 0:42:41If we spend that money more wisely,

0:42:41 > 0:42:43we can hire help and get rid of the dugnads.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31Wakey, wakey, Frankie Boy!

0:43:32 > 0:43:34Shit! It's not him!

0:43:34 > 0:43:36Oi!

0:43:38 > 0:43:39Oi!

0:43:39 > 0:43:43- Hey! Hey! Calm down! - Get the fuck off!

0:43:43 > 0:43:45Calm down! Calm down!

0:43:47 > 0:43:49Fucking asshole!

0:43:49 > 0:43:52Fucking cocksucking son of a bitch!

0:43:54 > 0:43:55Come on!

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