The Babysitter

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains very strong language.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07I gave you Aldo fucking Dalucci.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10'Not quite - he's going to walk.'

0:00:10 > 0:00:14Fucking FBI. No wonder the fucking terrorists are winning!

0:00:17 > 0:00:21You're the European cop who's looking for some wise guy.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- Is this blackmail? - Definitely.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Where's that piece of shit Frank Tagliano hiding, huh?

0:00:29 > 0:00:31GUNSHOT

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Pack your lederhosen, boys. You're going to Norway.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Wakey, wakey, Frankie boy.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Shit! That's not him. - Oi!

0:00:48 > 0:00:49GUNSHOT

0:00:49 > 0:00:51AUDIENCE APPLAUSE

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Madonna mia.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41No. No. He...fell down some stairs.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Why don't you wait over here, huh?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Sit down and read some magazines, there.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Yeah. Norwegian moms, huh?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Let's go.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Feeling a little under the weather?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Arne, who did this?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Frankie-boy.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Huh?

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Frankie-boy?

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Keep in mind, every now and then, when you have a good hand,

0:03:09 > 0:03:11you're going to want to check to throw the other guys off.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14You remember what check means?

0:03:14 > 0:03:15That's my boy.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36I know, I know, I know.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Honey, relax, you're only going for two days.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- You have a good trip. - OK.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Don't worry about a thing.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04If we have to stay in this fucking hellhole much longer,

0:04:04 > 0:04:06I think I'm going to go insane.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13EXTERIOR MUSIC PLAYS

0:04:13 > 0:04:15There we go with that fucking song!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26All right. All right. I'll drive into town in a couple of days.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29If the coast is clear, we'll make a move.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Come on, let me see it.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37How bad could it be?

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Ho-ho... OK, pretty bad.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Look. Can't you just wear it for one day and make her happy?

0:04:58 > 0:05:02OK. Fuck The Sound Of Music.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Let's go downtown and get you some real threads, huh? Come on.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16So?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Let's beef up security at the club, huh?

0:05:29 > 0:05:36And...bring the bikers in, let them track these cocksuckers.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Where you getting that?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Do me a favour.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Try not to think.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51You're going to hurt yourself. Huh?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Oh.... Now that's what I'm talking about!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01You're beautiful. Look at you.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03You're going to get laid tonight!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Hiya, boys.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31I want you to say hello to my friend, Indiana Jonas.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Kid's got more class than all you lowlifes put together, huh?

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Look at that suit.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Take it easy. He's 12-years old.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43So?

0:09:47 > 0:09:50No. No damage, except for the brain damage.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I got it, boss.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Deal the kid in.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Yeah.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Go ahead.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Take a brake, gang. I have a little meeting over here, all right?

0:10:24 > 0:10:28A little something for the kids.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Can I get you a drink?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Yeah.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Well, maybe now that he's gone, we can put that to rest, huh?

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Two Americans, you say?

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Wow. That's a bit of a stretch don't you think, officer?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Well, I can't help you.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12MAN SHOUTS UPSTAIRS

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Yusef!

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Yusef!

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Yusef!

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Pretty good, huh?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Wait a minute.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04How did you win that much dough with this shit hand?

0:13:05 > 0:13:06Shit hand?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13That's my boy. I tried to warn you.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19No, no, no. Where you going?

0:13:19 > 0:13:22You just keep on doing what your doing.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23You're doing great.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29I don't know how much you've heard about our problem.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Yeah.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45I was hoping you'd say that.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49You tell your guys, they bring those mother fuckers here,

0:13:49 > 0:13:5010 grand each.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52You got it.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58OK.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22ALL LAUGH

0:14:29 > 0:14:32My boy, eh? That's my boy.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07Whoa! Who's that - Hugh Heffner's childhood sweetheart?

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Hey, you, can I have a word with you? Come here.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26When an employee gets hurt, you bring him a fruit basket.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31You don't put their mother's picture on a wall with her tits hanging out.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33OK, boss.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Come on, you. You've seen enough for one day.

0:16:55 > 0:16:56HE SINGS LOUDLY

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Jan?

0:17:03 > 0:17:04Jan?

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Jan.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51# Play this track as loud as you can

0:19:51 > 0:19:53# Like it, find it, download it

0:19:53 > 0:19:56# Burn it, pump it stop, rewind it

0:19:56 > 0:19:58# We gon' stir it up... #

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Wow! Look at that dress!

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Beautiful, baby. You're beautiful.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18LYRICS INAUDIBLE

0:20:20 > 0:20:22# Let's do it... #

0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Hi, boss. - Hey.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43This better be good.

0:20:51 > 0:20:56Whoops! Surprise, my friend. Wrong guys.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59What? Wrong? Are you sure?.

0:20:59 > 0:21:04You really think these tulips could have beat up Arne? Look at them!

0:21:04 > 0:21:05Pink underwear.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11But...what are we going to do now?

0:21:11 > 0:21:12Get rid of them.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15MUFFLED SHOUTS

0:21:16 > 0:21:18You mean...?

0:21:18 > 0:21:20No, no. Just drop them out of town somewhere,

0:21:20 > 0:21:24and compensate them for ruining their honeymoon.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31Sorry.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Let me help you out with that, ladies.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Wow!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09It's a talent.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11You want to join us?

0:22:11 > 0:22:14A bit early, I have to say, but what the hell, right?

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Thanks.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22We're doing this stunt.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26We're going to run naked around the lake.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28GIRLS LAUGH

0:22:29 > 0:22:32And we need to prove that we really did it.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36So would you mind taking photos?

0:22:38 > 0:22:42Absolutely not... Yes. Yes.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52OK, ready to go?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Let me see that thing.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05What's it all about?

0:23:10 > 0:23:15Africa? Forget about it. Let them get their own national day.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20This is about Norwegian national pride, am I right?

0:23:20 > 0:23:24You don't want people thinkin' you're a hippie,

0:23:24 > 0:23:28commie pussy, do you? Course not. Gimme that pen.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Let's do a little rewrite here.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35It's going to be good.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45It's all good in town, let's go do what we came here to do.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Nah. Not now. I promised these girls I'd take their photo.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50You've been anxious to do this since we got here,

0:23:50 > 0:23:51now you don't want to go?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01I guess it can wait a few minutes.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Fuck. Look at that peace of ass.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Oh, my goodness.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Some really good pictures here, I'll tell you that.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Pretty good, huh?

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Um...

0:24:20 > 0:24:22We're going to this party.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24You guys want to come?

0:24:28 > 0:24:29Sorry, miss, we got plans.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Come on. It will be fun.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35What are you, fucking nuts?

0:24:39 > 0:24:41We'll go for a while.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Thank you!

0:25:22 > 0:25:24DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:25:34 > 0:25:35Woo!

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Woo-oo!

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Hello.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00Fuck.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40Where are these fuckers?

0:30:53 > 0:30:54Sorry.

0:30:58 > 0:30:59Fuck.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04- Fuck. - Come on.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36Hey! Up and around already, huh? That's my boy!

0:31:51 > 0:31:52Eh?

0:31:56 > 0:31:58Erm... Torgeir. Why?

0:32:05 > 0:32:08All right. Take it easy, take it easy!

0:32:08 > 0:32:11I couldn't have known that.

0:32:11 > 0:32:12I never would have allowed it.

0:32:17 > 0:32:18Here you go.

0:32:23 > 0:32:24Sorry about that.

0:32:36 > 0:32:40You match the description of the guys who had a violent

0:32:40 > 0:32:42incident at the gas station.

0:32:43 > 0:32:44Says who?

0:32:48 > 0:32:54Now tell me - how did you meet my colleague Geir Tvedt in New York?

0:32:56 > 0:32:59We've got no idea who you're talkin' about, all right?

0:33:07 > 0:33:08We found...

0:33:12 > 0:33:14..this in your hotel room.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20So fucking what? I bought it on eBay.

0:33:24 > 0:33:29I have a strong feeling that you two know what happened to my friend.

0:33:36 > 0:33:37Excuse me.

0:34:29 > 0:34:30You're free to go.

0:34:40 > 0:34:41Hey...

0:34:41 > 0:34:44Good luck finding the guys who stole the Elvis-wannabe's fanny pack.

0:34:44 > 0:34:46Hey.

0:34:47 > 0:34:50How did you know he was interested in Elvis?

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Answer my question!

0:34:56 > 0:34:59- What is this? - Get your fucking hands of me!

0:35:25 > 0:35:26PHONE RINGS

0:35:45 > 0:35:46PHONE RINGS

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Great speech, eh?

0:39:12 > 0:39:16Great speech, kid. I'm proud of you.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24Well...a little bit.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54Ya, you told me that Johnny made them?

0:39:54 > 0:39:57Yeah, the moose hunt, remember?

0:40:02 > 0:40:03Yeah, explain it to her.

0:40:17 > 0:40:18Oh, it was wonderful.

0:40:39 > 0:40:40Really?

0:40:40 > 0:40:42I didn't know that you were so good friends.

0:40:42 > 0:40:46Me and Jan? Oh...best of buddies.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49You bet.

0:41:01 > 0:41:05You know, Jan, you got a big fucking mouth.

0:41:05 > 0:41:06JAN LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:41:06 > 0:41:12I'm really sorry about that...but I got us out of it.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15Yeah, I'll give you that.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26Your attitude is definitely improving. I like that.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30You know what?

0:41:30 > 0:41:33I've been doing some spring cleaning.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36I don't think I'm going to be needing these any more.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55Easy now.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04Good. Now, wash your hands.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09I appreciate that.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17I shut it off during Jonas' speech, why?

0:42:17 > 0:42:20It's a very short story, but not now.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23The police called and said that the Americans are to be released.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25Then what are you doing here?

0:42:26 > 0:42:30- I don't know. - Why aren't you following them?

0:42:30 > 0:42:32I was supposed to, but then Arne came

0:42:32 > 0:42:34and put my head into some porridge.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38Are you mentally unbalanced, huh?

0:42:38 > 0:42:40We may not get this chance again.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44What am I supposed to do?

0:42:44 > 0:42:48- Try and find them...and beef up security.- You got it.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50And take care of that face.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55What a moron.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13MAN SINGS

0:43:34 > 0:43:37WOMEN CHEERING

0:43:49 > 0:43:53- Did you get him? - I don't think so.- That goddamn horn.

0:44:02 > 0:44:03Must have been a firecracker.

0:44:05 > 0:44:06I'll go check the front.

0:44:21 > 0:44:24Come here, kid! Come on.

0:44:32 > 0:44:34It's time to make Tagliano come to us.

0:44:59 > 0:45:00Son of a bitch

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